SXW Wrestling Examiner

Volume 1, Issue 1

Own3d 21st of January 2001

Inside this issue : After the End report, The Nickel View, Down at the Bookies, Week in the Life of, An Interview with the Birthday Boy of the SXW Ruben and much, much more

Introduction

Well SXW has returned and brought with it the Wrestling Examiner. In its debut week, the Examiner has an action packed edition of SXW news and views. Omega has sent us his After the End report from parts unknown in what will always be an interesting read, if you have the magazine issue. An interesting view if you have got the video version. Jack Nickel, Aeon’s super manager and clever businessman, starts his weekly column pointing out his view. We have Dave Page down at the bookies for his first week looking at the good bets and the long shots. We interview Ruben, a day before his birthday, to which we wish him many happy returns. Not just this but we have all the old XWF newsletter parts such as ‘a Week in the Life of’, Top selling merchandise and a trivia section.

By the Ed, Davey Hughes.

 

The Nickel View

Two cards of SXW, and already a some major changes in alignment. Two stables
have grown into huge...stables. The DRI and the EoD. They even faced off on
Tuesday Night Turmoil, and what a match that was. As you would expect, the
Dirty Rotten Imbeciles came off as winners, being twice as large as the
Elements, not to mention having Aeon as their most recently acquired member.
Havoc was the man who immediately went to neutralize my protégé, and they
were quite evenly matched. Eventually they seemed to give up on one another
and went after different targets. These two men are two giants and both are
intimidating opponents, but Aeon has the upper hand as far as matches go.

There are only two champions at the moment in SXW, Dark Wind, who holds the
appropriately named Darkness Title, and Aeon who recently won the Hardcore
Title from a beaten Red Raven. These two men are both entered into the Last
Man Standing Knockout Tournament, as are other favorites such as Ghost
Eagle, Havoc and the Raging Bull. That will be one not to be missed, as
there are many different possible matchups that promise excitement. And of
course we could always see a Noh Cheating vs. Hard Man Gubba match which
would be beyond funny.

While LMS is the hottest topic in SXW at the moment, there are still some
cards to be played out before then. Friday Night Fury this week promises to
be an entertaining show with Lugg, Havoc and Over Fiend all trying to be the
first X-Treme Island Champion in a Triple Threat match, as the main event.
Other than that master booking, The Jackal is given a death certificate...I
mean the Titans in a handicap match. He better watch out for April Knight or
might end up on the wrong end of a whip. Then we have the first round of the
Last Man Standing Tournament. No Aeon in these matches, so TNT will be the
card to watch!

Ghost Eagle vs. Plague
Theo Blitz vs. Whitesnake
Raging Bull vs. Piranha
The Red Raven vs. CoolmanP
Chris Lespondeluex vs. Ahala
Brandon Hex vs. ICE
Shain Nelles vs. TMR
Hardkore Kid vs. Noh Cheating

Ghost Eagle faces off against one half of the Head Hunters, Plague. Brandon
Hex and the rest of the DRI are sure to be around for this match, so Ghost
Eagle better have his wits about him!

Theo Blitz takes on the savage Whitesnake, a dangerous match for the
so-called 'destroyer of perfection'. Theo will need to be alert or his
career could be seriously shortened!

Raging Bull against Piranha. The match that the DRI likes the most. The two
closest of friends taking on each other in a battle just to get to the
second round. Personally I hope they beat each other senseless into a double
count out, but I don't expect that to happen. Shame.

The ex- Hardcore Champion, The Red Raven or TRR as he is often known, faces
another new DRI member, CoolmanP. A high card match without a doubt.
CoolmanP is now DeadpanP after some 'fiddling' with his body by Brandon Hex.
Again, DRI will not let a loss here go easily.

Chris Les.....Chris versus the Amazon Ahala. Chris made ICE submit on FNF,
but I think he will have to try harder to beat down Ahala.

The second Head Hunter, Hex, vs. ICE. Yet another chance for the DRI to
shine. Hex will surely beat ICE, as he has something which ICE does not!
Allies!

Shain 'Krazee' Nelles vs. The Masked Ronin. How the hell did this match come
about? I don't give a crap what happens here! Next Match!

Hardkore Kid vs. Noh Cheating. As HKK said himself, its almost an insult to
be pitted against a man who can't decide if he is Chinese or Japanese! HKK
winner for sure, maybe the Lightweight Champ to boot.

That's the first half of the first round of LMS out of the way, only
Planeswalker didn't get a chance at the OWC, and that was because Ms Myphis
decided it was time to show her power and put him in the ring with Mr.
Fixit! That will surely be a great match. Aeon has beaten Planeswalker as
well, in case you forgot.

A few people have been asking who I expect to be in the last four at Last
Man Standing. I would have thought it was obvious? The DRI is going to
dominate. Aeon, CoolmanP, Brandon Hex will all be there I believe. The last
of the four I expect to be Dark Wind, as he is one of the few that has his
head screwed on.

Well, I have business to attend to, if you are lucky then you will see me
next week. (ooc - or whenever). Complaints to Jack Nickel at rcoupe@btinternet.com :)
By Jack Nickel

 

After The End

$&!RGYQT#Y%QFGSU&^.... >>> SIGNAL INTERRUPTED... INCOMING TRANSMISSION... SOURCE UNKNOWN. <<<

The scene cuts to a fuzzy view of a dark room containing a metal desk. There is no other furniture and the walls are bare except for one blacked-out window. A man is sitting behind the desk. He turns on a desk lamp to reveal none other than former SXW champion Omega!

"Hey all you wrestling fans out there... did ya miss me? I may not be in the ring right now but I'm watching the SXW as close as ever. (Especially since Myphis didn't change the security codes on the surveillance system!)"

"Welcome to the first edition of the new 'After the END' weekly update. This show will actually cover a week and a half, so we'd better get started. I don't have time to hit every match, but I'll give you all the good ones. Sorry about the lousy video quality but I'm hidin' out from some army types who wanna use me as a lab rat, so I'm sendin' this through a pirate transmitter."

"The first official SXW show was a couple Tuesdays ago. It started out with Brandon Hex in a buried alive match against some jobber named Theo Blitz. Unfortunately for the zombie, Kamikaze's evil brother Dark Wind took Blitz's place and Hex was in for a real fight! It was a pretty even match until Dark Wind nailed Hex with some sort of crazy energy punch. If it was anything like that Psyblade thing that Martian hit me with a while back I'd have hated to be Hex. Hell, I'd hate to be Hex for any reason! Dark Wind got the win and the new Darkness Title."

"Another good match that night was Noh Cheating against Coolman P in a deathmatch. This guy Noh is a royal pain in the you know what, but at least he's funny. Both men got the hell blown out of them by the C4 charges but Coolman P managed to score the win. He even gave Cheating a free C4 blast for the road."

"Jackal took on Plague in a good match, but it got cut short when Raging Bull and Piranha jumped Plague. Fish Face and his pal Gazebo talk like a couple of do-gooders but they sure don't mind jumpin' into other folks' business. They've been feudin' with the zombies ever since."

"Next was Fire vs Ice in an inferno / freezer match. Fire started out hot but Ice stopped him cold with some heavy hittin' power moves and managed to toss him into the freezer for a win."

"Later on Over Fiend took on Mr. Fixit, Myphis' new enforcer. Fixit won easy, but I wish he'd clobbered Over Fiend some more while he was at it."

"My brother Havoc was fightin' Aeon in a cage match and doin' great until that idiot Over Fiend ran in and cost him the match. That guy needs a real attitude adjustment..."

"The main event saw the return of former XWF champ the Red Raven. He took on Lugg in a 2 out of 3 match for the hardcore belt. It went down to the third fall, but Raven managed to get the win by submission. Great match, and I hope Bird Boy knows what he's in for... 'cuz I hear Beast's back and he wants his belt!"

"Last Friday was a huge card, but several matches weren't much to see. Some nutcase named Planeswalker ran in on the first three matches and mouthed off a lot. I swear, I take a break and the next thing you know they're lettin' just any old clown in! This guys supposed to be some sort of Highlander reject with a bad attitude. I say a punk's a punk no matter how old he is."

"Ahala took on the SXW's resident dominatrix, April Knight. Those two brain-dead goons of Aprils cost the amazon the match. How about a rematch with evening gown rules?"

"Ghost Eagle creamed one pipsqueak loser named Hardman Gubba, then another pipsqueak loser named Short Round came out and challenged yet another pipsqueak loser named Noh Cheating. Sheesh... how about a three way match between these midgets? The losers get thrown off the island, the winner gets to WALK off..."

"Dark Wind managed to hold onto his title in a match against Theo Blitz and the Masked Ronin. Blitz is a all talk and the Ronin's a second rate copy of Kamikaze. I'd love to see Kamikaze or Gomez against Dark Wind, then we'd see what he's really got!"

"Raging Bull and Piranha beat Divine Right, but Fish Face's girlfriend Bambi got hurt bad by the zombie squad. I knew those guys were low, but jumping an interviewer? Why not challenge yourself and beat up a ref next time?"

"Billy K. Bonk beat Hex and Plague in a gauntlet, but Puke-Ass Myphis added the whole damn DRI as a third match. Bonk got creamed, and Myphis got happy."

"Over Fiend managed to beat Lugg, but the real action was backstage. Hex had bird-napped Ghost Eagle's eagle and turned him into a crow, and Ghost Eagle finally caught up with him. Too bad the other zombies caught up with Ghost Eagle. Better luck next time."

"In the main event Coolman P managed to survive a deathmatch with Cyric. He got the hell beat out of him and was carted off in an ambulance, but he lived. That is until the ambulance, driven by Hex and Plague, took him to Hex's lab and they zombified him. Those guys are almost as bad as the damn vampires!"

"Last Tuesday there was a great three way cat fight, then Theo Blitz actually managed to win one... against Shain Nelles in an inferno cell. At least Planeswalker stayed in the back this time."

"Dark Wind kept his title again against Carnage, a female demon. Dark Wind got an easy win by threatening Carnage's manager and making her give up. I'll tell you, folks... that guy even scares me a little. I've seen a lot of bad guys in my time, but Dark Wind's all business and totally amoral. I've had to take down guys like him back in my army days, and it was hard as hell even when they didn't have magic! He's got a hell of a future... unless somebody kills him."

"Everyone says Cyric's heartless, but we wasn't last week. He had Frost's heart, to be exact! Frost took on Cyric in a heart on a pole match but Cyric creamed him. Then he gave the heart back anyway! I'd say Frost owes him big time now, and Cyric always collects on debts."

"Next Aeon managed to take the hardcore belt from the Red Raven. It was a great fight that turned into a scrap yard match. Raven, if it's any consolation... at least Beast's gonna crush Aeon instead of you now!"

"Later on Trax beat Deaken Knight bad. In fact, he killed him. Literally! I don't know what the deal is with this Trax guy but he certainly picked up the SXW tradition of killing jobbers in a hurry."

"Next my brother took on Over Fiend. Or maybe I should say he took OUT Over Fiend! I loved every second of this one. Havoc beat that mutant within an inch of his miserable life. People may be wonderin' why he took it so far... it was mainly 'cuz I asked him to!"

"In the main event the EOD got a rude surprise as HKK and his buddies joined the DRI. It was an eight to four mismatch with Myphis' name all over it. Needless to say the DRI won, but they'll get theirs. Havoc, I ain't sure I agree with this hero business but Raging Bull's always been a guy you can count on. You could do worse for a team... if you really want to be on a team, that is."

"In other news Bambi made a miraculous recovery after some masked man apparently healed her. Lot's of folks are wondering who it was, but not me. I KNOW who it was... I just ain't tellin' yet! See you all next week, folks."

>>> END TRANSMISSION <<<

By Omega

 

interviews

An Interview With Ruben aka Cyric

Earlier this week Alex P. caught up with the mastermind behind Dark Cyric, here is what transmitted

Alex: What is your name?
Ruben: Ruben C. Hannah
Alex: How old are you?
Ruben: 21
Alex: What country do you live in?
Ruben: USA
Alex: What state/province do you live in?
Ruben: Ohio
Alex: How did you get the idea for your character?
Ruben: At the time i wanted a character that was almost pure evil but redeem
himself in ways also. So having a Dark Cyric of sorts fit the bill for me.
Alex: How long have you been e-fedding?
Ruben: Just under a year(XWF was my first e-fed ever)
Alex: Who is your favorite real wrestler?
Ruben: I have a few Hogan and Taker being my all time favs but right now
it's our olympic hero Kurt Angle "it"s true it's true" :)
Alex: Favorite quote?
Ruben: "Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades and tactical nuclear
weapons"
By Alex Plefka

A Week In The Life Of….

The Raging Bull

This week we sneak into the diary of SXW superstar, the Raging Bull

Saturday 13th An autograph session was followed by a bit of trash talk for my upcoming match. A meal out and a night in meant an enjoyable Saturday for both. I managed to catch up on some of the football results from back home in London and was pleased to hear of a 4-0 win for my team Leeds United. Robbie Keane, the super striker on the scoresheet. When will men’s football [soccer] catch on properly in America ah. Just cos there woman’s team fluked the World Cup, they play the woman’s’ game but not the men’s.

Sunday 14th After a long night I slept in an once I discovered my temperature was near 103, I decided it was best not to cut the promos I had planned, so I slept. Christina was very nice to me during my time in illness and even some sympathetic words came from Piranha, who at this point was still very worried about Bambi. I watched a tape my friend had recorded for me of my old fed, NWA UK Hammerlock. I saw my good mate Tank in action as well as a young talent by the name of Kruiz. Tank won his match, Kruizi was not so fortunate.

Monday 15th Started focusing on my match for Tuesday against the DRI, looks like we may out number them, which would be good. I had NOH on the phone today, he was begging me to help him buy a puppy in England, I think he has a slight mental problem but he is quite a character. I also heard rumours Stone Cold will be jumping ship to SXW but I very much doubt that. I am a close friend of Steve and I think if he was going to join SXW he would have rung me first and asked me about it.

Tuesday 16th Well I got my call from Stone Cold, well not a call, he was backstage at Turmoil. WWF is still winning the ratings war and I think that will keep him there. Although he was keen, I still doubt he will be in for an SXW move. The evening wasn’t great, EoD was totally outnumbered and we lost as well as that Bill K lost his singles match. Not even a meal out cheered me up and Aeon just made a big mistake.

Wednesday 17th I am really caught up about Aeon, I don’t like the way he sold out and he sure ain’t heard the last of the Raging Bull. As usual after event, I followed it up with my post match bath. And then read the English newspaper named ‘The Times’. I then met up with Zeebo and Piranha, while Christina and some of the girls went and spent our hard earned money. A relaxed night followed, with nothing too hectic.

Thursday 18th A relaxing day preparing for my match tomorrow, checked my email and as usual it was full of fans wanting all sorts of different items. One even asked for my toilet seat, signed which kinda freaked me out. Christina though gets the worst requests though, which I will not go into them, some of them are sooooo sick, the worst came from a man who is known to everyone. Yeah, NOH Cheating. A home made meal in the evening was great for once, but not again anytime soon.

Friday 19th Preparing for my match I gave Stone Cold a ring a discovered he is not coming. He likes the way he is doing in WWF. I think WWF is on the down but hopefully a decent Rumble match will bring it up.

Well it was about noon on Friday that we nicked this diary, so we do not have his entry on Friday Night Fury.

Diary found by Davey Hughes, Diary of Raging Bull

Trivia

By Gerald

Hello people, turn on your minds, search your memories, it's time for trivia.I have no idea how many questions I will have each week, but it will most likely be between 5-10, and since we are at the beginning of the SXW, I thought I'd test your knowledge of the first few weeks of XWF/SXW, I will give you the answers next week.

 

1.Who was the first ever XWF world champion?

2.Who was the first ever SXW One World Champion?

3.Which superstar did both those people defeat?

4.Which two superstars, both in the top 5, were succesful as a tag-team, but never won singles gold?

5.Is this getting annoying?

6.Which match in XWF was less of a match, and more of a debate?(HINT, it was at the second ppv)

7.Which two superstars battled accross the shores of Aura Island in SNWA?And were the only two Xtreme and World champs?(One is still in SXW, the other is not)

 

Well, hope you can answer those, if not, I will give you detailed answers next week, enjoy.

 

Down The Bookies

Hey ! Welcome to Daves Predictions . These are predictions of the upcoming matches . I work them out on a number of different things Past Performances and Skills mostly however . At the end I will give odds on the winner and the loser . I hope you find this useful to you . I will also try to keep it up to date with every card on the board at the SXW website. REMEMBER THESE ARE ONLY PREDICTIONS !

Right Then on with the first event ! Tuesday Night Turmoil (Jan 23rd)

First Match

Billy K Bonk versus Wildthing

This should be an interesting one . Both have high powered stables backing them up all the way . Billy K Bonks recent rise of form has come as a surprise to some but there is no doubt that he is extremely talented and can battle with the best . Wildthing as yet has really not opened up and his talent has not been shown . Therefore its odds on Billy K Bonk to win this match.

Billy K Bonk 8:11

Wildthing 3:11

Second Match

Silver Banshee versus April Night

I think this will be a rather one sided affair . Silver Banshee is now a part of the deadly DRI and she has proved she can battle with men twice her size . April Night is a talented high flying young gun but the Banshee will keep her grounded to perform some of her own high risk moves . Banshee is odds onto win .

Silver Banshee 6:8

April Night 2:8

Third Match

Aeon versus Crimson Scourge

Aeon has literally rocked the SXW ever since his emergence and with his unbeaten record Crimson Scourge is going to have a hard job . Aeon should walk away from this one with another win under his belt .

Aeon 4:5

Crimson Scourge 1:5

Fourth Match

Over Fiend versus Green Death

two extremely similar athletes . Both are bigmen and are very strong . This has to come down to other factors . Both have one one match so we now go to stables . Green Death has the Titans fuelling him so he should have the advantage . Over Fiend will lose this bout very narrowly due to some kind of outside inteference .

Green Death 3:5

Over Fiend 1:2

Fifth Match

Cyric versus The Jackal

Cyric is an awesome force in the SXW these days . he has a loyal following and is willing to do anything (even Black Magic) to record a win . The Jackal is a strong athlete also who has recently been friendly with The Glacier . If the Jackal gets help from The Glacier he does have a small hope . Without , Cyric will destroy him .

Sixth Match

Havoc versus Fire

Havoc has emerged as a major contender for the One World Campionship Belt . He is a phenomenal athlete who is able to perform every type of move you can think of . Fire is a strong competitor but he will not be able to keep Havoc grounded and with Havocs EoD backing he will be unstoppable .

Havoc 4:5

Fire 1:5

Seventh Match

Trax versus Priest

Two similar opponents again . Trax has got a 50:50 record so far and Priest has lost his one match . In this match I think experience will prevail . Also Trax will be able to keep going considerably longer than Priest . Trax will win this one .

Trax 3:5

Priest 2:5

Eighth Match

Dark Wind versus Lugg

Lugg has proved over the weeks that he is a rock hard individual . However this week he has been remarkably quiet maybe worried about the upcoming match against the figure of Dark Wind . Many would back Lugg in this contest however I expect to see an upset in this match with Dark Wind pulling off a victory with Lugg dominating the entirety of the match

Lugg 1:3

Dark Wind 2:3

MAIN EVENT

Ghost Eagle versus Brandon Hex

This will be the closest Main Event we’ve had yet . In a normal situation Ghost Eagle would win hands down since he has not lost a match yet . But I bet my bottom dollar that the DRI will have their say in this match . Will Ghost Eagle have to fight them off by himself or will he have some help arranged . Or would this be breaking his honour code . Nobody knows but if DRI interferes I wouldn’t bet against the EoD following close behind them . Ghost Eagle will narrowly scrape this one in my eyes .

Ghost Eagle 6:11

Brandon Hex 5:11

That is all we have for this week, join us next week for my trip down to the bookies. By Dave Page.

Top Selling Merchandise

‘Havoc’ t-shirt
‘Elements of Destruction, eliminating evil’ t-shirt
‘Kamikaze, we miss you’ cap, not from the Lucas Myphis range
Planeswalker and Havoc action figure
Cyric comic
Havoc popularity showing through as well as Lugg Nutt and Ghost Eagle who were also high sellers. The Piranha has made some money out of his different sets of shirts and special offers.

Worst Selling Merchandise

‘I DA MAN’ NOH’s t-shirt
Gubba’s action figure
NOH action figure
Gubba’s t-shirt
‘ "Real" Raging Bull, we miss you’ cap
Gubba and NOH dominate the worst selling merchandise for obvious reasons. The entrance music volume one also is surprisingly not doing as well as predicted.

By Jonny Klud

Blast from the Past: By Mikee B.

OY, I am feilding the Blast from the Past this week do to no archives, so I have picked .... Legion vs. Legionnaire, in their first classic and colossul conflict.

After the super villain Legion had taken several massive blows to his head, it disrupted his positronic brain and cause him to become everything he hated, in the form of Legionnaire.

After several weeks as Legionnaire, in a classic Hell in the Cell/Japanese Deathmatch, Hynter a loyalist to Legion was killed in an explosion that smrhow allowed the dark side of Legionnaire to escape, morphing and pulling himself right out of the white Legionnaire's sythetic body, thus two of the same anti-forces existed at the same time.

Legion and Legionnaire had one finally battle between the two of them, but this match was the catalyst for that classic match that debuted at SummerSlaughter 2000.

This one goes back to MONDAY NIGHT MASSACRE 07/03/200 ..... Enjoy !

Legion vs Legionnaire

Scrapyard match

 

The camera's begin to show outside of the XWF Scrap Yard.

Soon Legion enters the picture as he walks into the Scarp Yard, the fans boo in the Arena as the view the match on the X-TremeTron.

Camera's switch to inside the Scrap Yard, where Legion has just entered, he then walks up to Mentally Insane and Psycho who are training while C.C. is playing music on the jukebox.

Mentally Insane - " Hey, Legionnaire ........ ahhhhhh crap, your LeGI....... !"

With out saying a word Legion, spins to a leg sweep, taking MI off his feet, Legion then darts at Psycho, nailing him in the face with his elbow, then Legion changes up and Piston kicks Mentally Insane in his forehead, knocking him out, then Legion quickl picks MI up and tosses him through a window and out of the Scrap Yard.

Legion then fights off Psycho's melee with easy, drops him with the Dominator (pedigree) and then breaks his ankle with the punisher, all while C.C. is begging for him to stop.

Psycho crawls out of the Scrap Yard, C.C. is left alone with Legion, he is about to make a heart punch that will end her life when ..........\par \par the sound of rockets can be heard ..........

Legion looks sharp to his left, and through the window right next to the one MI went out, Legionnaire breaks through and with both fists, rockets right at Legion, spinning him in circles, head over heels, as he flies by and lands another 15 feet away.

C.C. screams as she runs out of the Scrap Yard, Legionnaire drops his jet pack, Legion stand, they each look at the other, not a sign of anything in there synth-eyes, then Legion makes a jesture, Just Bring It !

Legionnaire charged at Legion, trying for a pump kick off a table, but Legion is not falling or his own tricks, leaping out of the way, while trying to get in a elbow smash of his own, but Legionnaire is keen to this of course, rolling to avoid impact, both end up standing across from each other, on their feet.

Again Legionnaire strikes, Legion defend, neither makes gain.

Legion takes it on two the top level of the Scrap Yard, the entertainment area, Legionnaire follows, walking right into a trap, as Legion send the Pac-Man game tilting over, almost crushing Legionnaire against, more modern, Star Wars, X-Wing pilot game.

Classic scene as Legion then grabs Legionnaire and runs him across the bar top, glasses breaking every where and at the end, Legion grabs a full bottle of champaign and breaks it over Legionnaire's head.

Legion begins to smash Legionnaire's face into the bar top, but Legionnaire reaches for a bottle and cracks that over Legions head, then rolls of the counter top into some bar stools, they fall, Legion grabs one and tries to bash Legionnaire with it, but Legionnaire gets ahold of one too and uses it to block.

They then fight for a bit with the bar stools, until Legion sets his down and uses it to spring over and piston kick Legionnaire in his chest, sending him through the safty rail, leading to a 15 foot fall to the 1st level again.

Legionnaire lands back first onto a pool table, it stays stable for a few seconds, as Legionnaire stirs around, then the legs give way and it callapses another 8 inches to the ground.

Legionnaire looks up to see Legion leaping off the edge right at him, he moves, Legion crashes fist and foot first, right through the pool table, moments later, as he starts to climb out, Legionnaire breaks a pool queue across the side of Legion's head.

Legion shakes his head, almost like this is to funny, then another pool queue is broken across the side of his head, then another, Legionnaire is almost mocking him, Legions expresion has turned to total anger.

Legion catches the 5th pool queue and twists it out of Legionnaire's grip, then turns it around, and poke Legionnaire in the eye with it, Legiannaire grabs his eye socket, in pain sensory.

Legion gets out of the pool table, nails Legionnaire with a body to body suplex, sending them both through the foosball table.

As Legion stands up, he takes a look around him, dozens of fans from the arena have come over to the Scrap yard for first hand view of this battle.

Legion grabs Legionnaire and slams him to the floor with a pump handle slam, but it is turned around so quickly, that until it is over, and you focus, it is Legionnaire who ended up delivering the final slam.

Fans go crazy, Legionnaire takes a bow, then grabs Legion and hits him woth the Dominator (pedigree), then sets Legion across the ropes of the standard wrestling ring, across from that ring he climbs the Hell in the Cell ring, stands at the edge and leaps off, landing in the standard ring, while slaming Legion with a gullitine leg drop off the top of the Hell in the Cell, Legion's body flings up into the rafters of the Scrap Yard, Legionnaire lays motionless in the ring on his back, after hitting that move

Legionnaire gets up as fans start to flock around the ring, they start cheering Legionnaire .......... he acts as if he has won, Legion is done with !\par \par Even a referee gets in the ring, and raises his hand, but just then ........

Legion drops off the rafter right above Legionnaire, driving a big boot down on top of him, both slam to the mat, the referee jumps out of the ring, the fans all step back, then Legion & his dopplganger both stand to their feet, about to lock up again ........

But then .......

A figure all in black is seen, much like Lugg Nutt had done in the past, with a bola net, he trows at Legionnaire, the weighted ends of the net, swirl around the top part of Legionnaire's body, he cannot move his arms, Legion takes a few cheap shots, but then Legionnaire starts using his feet to ward him off.

The figure in black, is now in the ring, behind Legionnaire, and breaks a kendo stick over the back of Legionnaire's head, he falls still trapped in the net, Legion ruthlessly grabs his right leg snd twists it into the Punisher ankle lock, as the figure in black, slams Legionnaire across the head, several more time.\par \par Legionnaire's ankle snaps clear off, as Legion chucks it at on of Legionnaire's fans, wearing a jet pack T-shirt.

The figure in black, uses a flash bomb, and smoke clouds the ring, the fans are booing like crazy, once the flash smoke clears up, Legion can again be seen, controlling the match, Legionnaire is just now breaking free from the bola net, but Legion grabs his left leg and begins to punch it, Legionnaire is holding onto the ropes, his body is hanging horizanal across the ring, Legion punching the left leg, over and over .......... soon he punches right through the leg.

Legionnaire's body fall to the mat, as he clings to the ropes, fans are almost crying, as Legion grabs the maimed body of Legionnaire, and gorilla press slams him far from the ring, over the heads of the fans, back to where this fight all started.

Legionnaire's body roles and roles, finally stops, near his jet pack, Legion grabs a jack hammer from the garage, strong arms several fans who try and get in his way, as he yells "fuck off, I'm tearing Legionnaire apart, right here, right now !"

Legion walks over to Legionnaire, the Jack Hammer is started for a seconds to show that is works and that Legionnaire is scrap metal !

Legion - " Good bye, little brother ! "

Legion is about 10 feet away, pointing the jack hammer at his victom, mechanically he walks right at the downed Legionnaire, who is slumped against the wall.

Legionnaire - " Go to hell ............

Legionnaire blast his jet pack, as he faces the jets right in Legion's face, it the flames blast across the face of Legion, but once Legionnaire stops them, Legion is looking right at him, his face is good and fucked .....

Legion - " ......... BEEN THERE !!!!! "

Legion starts to jack hammer the chest of Legionnaire his body thrashes wildly, as Legion pulverises his chest cavity.

Suddenly the dozens of fans, soon come to their senses and litaraly drag Legion away from Legionnaire,restraining him, Legion fight back, they take the jack hammer, it is tossed aside, some punks ass chumps start to whale on Legion.

Legionnaire, is just a mess, he crawls into the straps of the jet pack, and turns it on, the jets perpel him across the floor, he cannot get air until he hits a bump, giving him just enough hang time to sail vertically, finally the thrusters perpel him upwards ....... and away as he breaks through the ceiling, sending pieces of wood falling the scrap yard floor around the mob fighting Legion.

The mob of course is put to rest, once Legion starts pummeling them all, the dog pile, slowly clears away, as Legion punches and kicks out the last few wannabe hero's, Legion then goes and grabs the jack hammer, walking over to where Legionnaire was down, only to find he is gone, and out of sight, escaped !!!!!!!!

Legion is about to turn the jack hammer on those punks who jumped him, but XWF security bumb rush him, and it is clear, that if this was a match, it is for now .......... over

Until Next Week

Well, folks as JR would say, that brings an end to this weeks issue. Thanks to all who contributed and I hope all who read enjoyed it, next week the answers to the trivia will be published as well as a whole lot of stuff. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did putting it together and then reading. I get first view which is pretty cool. Thanks to Gerald for doing the HTML for this. What a week the SXW has in store for us this week, some sizzling matches concluding with a terrific PPV and a first One World Champion, who will it be? We will have to wait and see. This is a lot more words than I expected and before Gerald added the HTML we had over 4,300 which is pretty cool and hoping for more next week when Billy K joins the team and hopefully some others, contact me if you want a job on the newsletter at Rubashow@btinternet.com

Hope to hear from ya and to steal a Bull line

And that, my friends, is that

By Davey Hughes

Hey there, Gerald here, I made this text into a webpage, and I would like to know what you all think?Criticisms, comments, praise, etc can be sent to jammasterg@hotmail.com , thank you and good night