SXW Wrestling Examiner

Volume 1, Issue 2

27th January 2001

Inside this issue

The Nickel View

After The End

Alex P. with Gerald

A Week In The Life Of…..

Trivia

Down the Bookies, PPV special

Merchandise Charts

Introduction

Another great week in SXW to catch up on and summarise. Again an action packed issue with all the SXW news and views. Omega has again sent us his wonderful ‘After the End’ report, from parts unknown. We have Nickel giving us his view and his prediction for the FNF that has just past, so you can see whether he was right or not. Gerald gives and in depth interview with the man known as Alex P. Not only this but Dave Page goes ‘Down the Bookies’ for a second week running and Gerald contributes again with his trivia. The Merchandise Charts are also updated and we go inside the life of an SXW wrestler, for a week. After last week’s Raging Bull, who will we see with their diary knicked this week. Find out in this week’s SXW Wrestling Examiner. More than 2 Xtreme.

By The Ed, Davey Hughes

 

 

The Nickel View

Last Man Standing. It's already started, and we now
know the second round matchups.


Ghost Eagle vs Theo Blitz
Jack Cusack vs CoolmanP
Chris LeSponduleux vs ICE
Shain Nelles vs HKK
Billy K Bonk vs April Knight
Aeon vs Over Fiend
The Jackal vs Fire
Trax vs Lugg Nutt

To be honest, my pick to be beaten in the final by
Aeon has already been eliminated. Lugg Nutt pulled
what some would call an upset victory over Dark Wind,
and DW was certainly expected to go far. Lugg's next
test is Trax, but more on that match later.
Ghost Eagle vs Theo Blitz. I don't like the destroyer
of perfection's chances here, Ghost Eagle is another
favorite for the gold, and I see him beating Blitz
along the way.
Jack Cusack vs CoolmanP. Cusack shocked the SXW last
week when he was put into Raging Bull and Piranha's
match, making it a triple threat. Cusack got the win
and advanced into the second round. He faced the winner
of CoolmanP and Hard Man Gubba....(cough) needless to
say who won that. CoolmanP is DRI and has a friendly
match with Aeon coming up i expect...but I believe
Cusack is favoured by Lucas and it is one too tight to
call.
Chris LeSponduleux (I will call him CL from now on) vs
ICE. CL has impressed me over the time he has been in
SXW, not to say that ICE hasn't, but I think that many
expect CL to get the fairly easy victory here, despite
the impressive win ICE got over Brandon Hex.
Shain Nelles vs HKK, 'kore will get this one no
problem. Shain, get ready for the Koriner and lying
face up on the mat and hearing one..two..three and
another win for DRI.
Billy K Bonk vs April Knight....eehhhhh I don't like
Billy but quite frankly if he loses here I will
seriously doubt any ability that he has. April had
both puppets destroyed on TNT, so they won't be much
help. An easy victory for Billy I think.
Aeon vs Over Fiend. Over Fiend is a great athlete,
credit where credit's due. But compared to Aeon?
Fiend's going down! A win, not an easy win, but a win
for Aeon.
Jackal vs Satan's lap dancer. Again, I don't
particularly like either of these guys. Jackal seems
like an athlete and with that fat guy with him I see
him just about pulling off a victory here.
Trax vs Lugg, weeeellllll this is a very tough one to
call. Both men are fully prepared to go all out. Trax
I think has impressed me athletically the most, but
only just. But after Lugg beating Dark Wind, I will
have to go with a Nutt victory.

In the coming events we will also see the Super
Heavyweight Title given a home, the first
Cruiserweight champion and two One World Championship
defences.

The Piranha vs Red Raven vs Sleet vs The Masked Ronin
vs Despair vs Ruff Ryder vs ???
Cruiserweight Title

Glacier vs Green Death vs Crimson Scourge vs Raging
Bull
Super Heavyweight Title

??? vs ???
Last Man Standing - One World Championship

Champion and top 10 contenders
11 Person Top Rope Battle Royal - One World
Championship


The CW match is a difficult one to call. Out of the
participants already named, I would certainly pick
either Piranha or The Red Raven as a favourite. Ruff
Ryder is new and somewhat of a wildcard, so he is
certainly not to be counted out.

Super Heavyweight matches are always fun to watch, big
fat lumps of blubber pulling themselves around the
ring. Quite frankly anyone under 6'8" in the SHW class
needs a diet. The Titans will surely work together in
this one, and Glacier and Bull will have their work
cut out for them. Nonetheless, I see Raging Bull
snatching it from Glacier at the last second.

Not even I can call matches where there aren't any
participants yet. Sorry.

That's it for this week's in-depth preview (which
wasn't as in depth as I would have liked but I'm
running out of time and probably words), see you next
week.

rcoupe@btinternet.com
By Jack Nickel

 

After The End

Remember, if you get the video tape edition, this part is best viewed on Widescreen

After The End

The scene opens up in the same anonymous room as last week. Omega is once again sitting at a plain table, broadcasting from who knows where.

"Well folks, last week was even crazier than normal on X-Treme Island. Friday started put pretty tame as Nature's Fury reunited to take on the Titans. It started out just Jackal in a handicap match, but Glacier joined the party halfway through. I ain't even sure he was needed, since Jackal was holdin' his own before, but after he joined in Nature's Fury won it easy."

"Next up the Trinity kicked Divine Right's butt all over the ring. Holy folks just don't seem cut out for wrestling. Then Ghost Eagle beat Plague in a great match, and it was even pretty clean! That's a rare sight when the DRI are involved."

"Whitesnake got himself DQ'd against Theo Blitz, but Blitz sure didn't feel like a winner after this one. In fact, he felt like he'd gotten his ass kicked. Good thing Zeebo calmed Whitesnake down before he crippled the bum. Raging Bull and Pirahna got hit with a Myphis screw job when they had a third guy added after they'd worn each other out, so some nobody named Jack Cusack advanced instead of one of them. Then the zombie Coolman P wiped out Hardman Gubba."

"Chris Lepon... Lezbond... ah, hell... That Canadian with the unpronounceable name beat Ahala thanks to a little interference by Dark Wind. Ok, a LOT of interference by Dark Wind... at least Myphis was happy. Then ICE beat Brandon Hex, so Myphis got a lot LESS happy. Then Shain Nelles beat the Masked Ronin thanks to a little help from Tifa and her stun gun. I been hit with one of those myself, and it just plain sucks."

"Hardkore Kid wiped out Noh Cheating... big surprise. Noh's kinda funny, but he sure is a lousy wrestler! Then Beast the Crusher took out Crimson scourge in his favorite kind of match, a hardcore Scrap Yard match. Green Death tried to interfere but Billy K. Bonk stopped him. Great to see you back, Beast... After that Billy K. Bonk beat Green Death in the ring, so the Titans go 0 for 2."

"In the main event Lugg and my brother wiped out Over Fiend, but then Lugg managed to get the win over Havoc and won the new X-Treme Island Belt. Great match, lousy ending... not that there's any shame in losin' to Lugg. The guy's good, you gotta give him that."

"Tuesday's when things went nuts. It started off tame enough, with Glacier beatin' Planeswalker in a fair fight. Then Noh Cheating beat Short Round... don't you just love midget wrestling? Then Billy K. Bonk beat Wildthing, thanks to a DQ when Post interfered. That got HKK out there doing what he does best, cheap shots!"

"April Knight beat Silver Banshee. I ain't sure you could call this one a cat fight, since these broads are no ladies! Banshee even blew a hole in the roof with that crazy scream of hers, but April got the win. Then Aeon totally wiped out Crimson Scourge. This guy's almost as good as I was! Over Fiend beat Green Death next, and the Titans went 0 for 2 again."

"Cyric took on Jackal next, and Cyric wasn't playin' around. He tried that heart snatchin' trick of his but Havoc stopped him. There was a little confusion about the results, but I have it on good authority that Jackal won by DQ. It's about time they ruled that black magic was cheatin'! Cyric was so mad he killed the ref!"

"Up next Havoc got screwed over by Cyric and lost to Fire. Cyric, you're just diggin' the hole deeper and deeper, and you're gonna get buried in it! Then Trax tried to kill Priest in the ring but Lugg stopped him. Even in SXW one death a night's enough unless it's a PPV..."

"Lugg beat Dark Wind in a great match, then pulled a gun on him when he pulled his sword. I guess it takes a mercenary to beat a mercenary... heaven help us if those two ever get together! Then Piranha beat the Masked Ronin and the Canadian guy with the unpronounceable name in a triple threat match."

"Finally it was main event time. Ghost Eagle got his shot at Brandon Hex and man did he make the most of it! The EoD wiped out the DRI members in the back and GE was clobberin' Hex in the ring, but Hex pulled a knife and tried to kill Ghost Eagle! That's when his tin plated eagle came flyin' in and took out most of Hex's chest! Even if you're a zombie, that's gotta hurt... So it looks like Hex is out of action for a while and Ghost Eagle has his bird back. Great ending to a truly crazy show."

"That's it for this week, folks. I'll be doin' a special show for Last Man Standing, so see ya next week!"

Fade out...

By Omega

 

interviews

(So sue me, I'm drunk and it's 3am)

An Interview With……..

Gerald aka Gomez, Ghost Eagle, Whitesnake, Eidolon, Gigolo George, Bulldog

Alex: What is your name?
Gerald: Gerald "Gomez" Rolph

Alex: How old are you?
Gerald: 18

Alex: What country do you live in?
Gerald: The good ole U S of A

Alex: What state/province do you live in?
Gerald: I live on the border between Washington Dc and Maryland

Alex: How did you get the idea for your character(s)?
Gerald: I guess I'll go through my list of characters here

Gerald

:Eidolon-My first XWF character, I wanted to create a cross between
Undertaker and Kane, and if I say so myself, I think he own3s both those
guys ;), hell, when did they ever destroy the world huh?

Gomez-I really wish I could take complete credit for this character, but
truth is that his inspiration came from two individuals.Mikee once made a
list of gimmicks he'd like to see in XWF/SXW, and one of them was a blind
wrestler, and once I joined SXW, I had to make a new wrestler, afterall,
Eidolon had been killed by Kamikaze (that no good son of a, uhh, damn,
you're doing it again Gerald, just block out the voices, and you'll be fine,
ok, yeah) :), anyway, I create a blind wrestler who was an awesome
cruiserweight, and then I took the somewhat goofy superhero gimmick from one
of the greatest efedders ever, Chris. He had to quit, and I was sad to see
Legionnaire go, so I had him live on as best I could through Gomez.

Gigolo George-Mikee needed a jobber, and asked me to create one, I had just
seen Deuce Bigalo , and thought a male gigolo type character could be cool.

Rob "BullDog" Johnson-This was the first character I ever created when I
began efedding, when Mikee asked me to be the commish, and do the Saturday
show, I decided to bring him back.

Ghost Eagle-Again, Mikee had wanted a shaman type Indian warrior, and since
I used to be a big mark for Tatanka, I created Ghost Eagle, he's a hella
lotta fun too.

Whitesnake-Again, inspiration from a movie, I saw X-men, and created a type
of mix of Sabretooth and Wolverine, and thus, Whitesnake was created.

Alex: How long have you been e-fedding?
Gerald: Probably a little over a year, I think I have been in about 9-10
efeds.

Alex: Who is your favourite real wrestler?
Gerald: Well, I love the old school Undertaker, the new ones ok, but I was
hooked on the deadman when I saw him make his debut all the way back in
1990.

I am also one of the biggest Tazz marks, and I like Raven, oh, and of
course, Tommy Dreamer from ECW gets a lot of respect from me, the guy has
done so much for the fans that he will most likely be in a wheelchair by age
40

Alex: Favourite quote?
Gerald: I know this might be a little egotistical, but I always loved the
catchphrases at the end of my Gomez rp's, sort of failed superhero lines.

And I love the Brandon Hex quote-When I'm goin to hell, I'm kicking Satan's
ass and taking over


Alex: Favourite Wrestling Show?
Gerald: Any ECW and Japanese stuff, and I guess WWF Raw, although lately it
has sucked

Alex: Favourite Colour?
Gerald: Bright neon pink (hey, stop laughing at me)

 

 

quit it

 

 

seriously stop it

 

 

fine, pink ain't my fave colour, black is

 


why are you still laughing

 


ahhh screw you

Alex: Favourite SXW Character?
Gerald: I'd have to say Dark Wind, cause I always wanted to see an evil
Kamikaze


Alex: Favourite computer game?
Gerald: Really don't know, I guess the Gabriel Knight series, and
Counterstrike


Alex: Anything else?
Gerald: Not really, just keep up the great job on the newsletter, and a
shoutout to all the boys and girls of the SXW, wazzup my homies and homettes
;)

By Alex Plefka

A Week In The Life Of….

 

NOH Cheating

This diary has been translated from Chinese, or Japanese, whatever he speaks, so his humorous mistakes in English are unfortunately not in.

Saturday 20th I managed to sneak into a woman’s dress during my trip to the night club and I got a pleasant view before being slapped to the floor when I tried 2 pull her knickers down. I don’t understand why women don’t like these things. I also entered a dancing contest but fell over during it and split my pants, totally embarrassing myself, which I must add, does not happen often.

Sunday 21st I ill and I lie in bed all day except for lunch, I meet my good friends Taka and Funaki and we laugh and laugh about ‘Indeed’. They invite me along to watch them on Heat and I go. When I get home and check rajahwwf.com I see one of the headlines ‘NOH to WWF’ saying that cos I was there, I am going to WWF, NOH true. More likely Taka and Funaki come to SXW.

Monday 22nd I go back to puppy store, but none are there, it has been robbed. This is starting to annoy me, these stupid puppies. I got some hate mail to. Saying I should put on some height and also some racist comments, which noone likes. I watch Raw is War and parts of Nitro. They are both screwed cos SXW own3s. I go out to night club again, a different one. I NOH realise until I am in there that it is ‘Gay bar’. Three men come on to me and I get very scared. No women there at all. I end up leaving followed by a man but once I tell him I am NOH interested, he clear off.

Tuesday 23rd I sleep all day, before my match with Short Round, I win, I win, I really, really win. Me against Short Round is 2-0. Bring on Cyric, I say, I take him out, kick his but and put him back in. Then I will be SXW One World Champion and no-one beat me. One small step for NOH, one giant step for SXW. Watch out Cyric, here I come.

Wednesday 24th I celebrate my amazing win with a few beers with Taka and Funaki, as well as my ole friend, Sonny Ono. We then go for a night out on the town. Funaki goes to the bar, I go to on Monday. He, he, he. Me, Taka and Sonny go to a straight bar but NOH ladies fall for the NOH charm, they will next time though I guaren-ham-tee it. Funaki stays in the bar a lot longer than I did on Monday.

Thursday 25th I sleep all day before another night out on the town. Funny that Funaki went back to that bar and we did not see him again that night. He, he, he. I watch Smackdown before I leave though and I enjoy Haku and Rikishi beating Taker, then Kane come out, he, he, he.

Friday 26th I have NOH match, what an outrage. Another outrage, I have NOH match at the PPV and one final outrage, Cyric cheat to win. Now, I have NOH problem with Cyric, but when someone cheats, I get angry and I will give Cyric the biggest beating of my life when I next see him.

Diary found by Davey Hughes, Diary of NOH Cheating

 

Trivia

By Gerald

Well well, hellow again, did you get all of my questions right last week?Time to find out, and if you had them all right, congratulations, you can truly call yourself an XWF/SXW knowledge wizard.

 

1.Who was the first ever XWF world champion?

This was of course, A-TRAIN, after a long tournament, he beat Brimstone

2.Who was the first ever SXW One World Champion?

The infamous, OMEGA, after a long, and very, very grueling tournament, Omega beat Brimstone

3.Which superstar did both those people defeat?

What an unlucky SOB he is, BRIMSTONE, maybe someday

4.Which two superstars, both in the top 5, were succesful as a tag-team, but never won singles gold?

Kamikaze and Gomez, both stayed in the top 5 once they got there, they were very succesful as Hyper Sonic, but neither of them ever one singles gold

5.Is this getting annoying?

Hard to get this one wrong

6.Which match in XWF was less of a match, and more of a debate?(HINT, it was at the second ppv)

A-Train vs Legion for world title, Legion wound up winning btw

7.Which two superstars battled accross the shores of Aura Island in SNWA?And were the only two Xtreme and World champs?(One is still in SXW, the other is not)

Eidolon and Raging Bull

 

Ok. thought those were hard?Well, here's this weeks questions, only 5, and their almost all about the last ever XWF ppv, Summer Slaughter

 

1.Who wound up winning the triple threat elimination match for the XWF World title?Who were the other two competitors?

 

2.How many people were killed at this ppv (only the ones acctually killed in the arena count, none of those who were killed at the north pole count)

 

3.There was a showdown atthis ppv between two world champions, who were they, and which federations did they represent?

 

4.Which is the only inanimate object (Hex's zombies don't count) to ever win a match in SXW?

 

5.Suprisingly, at Summer Slaughter, only two title changed hands, which two titles where they?And who won them (hint, one person wound up with two titles that night)

 

Well, hope you can answer those, if not, I will give you detailed answers next week, enjoy.

 

Down The Bookies

Down the Bookies

Hey its me again . This weeks going to be a very unpredictable one but I am going to give it my best shot and tell you exactly who’s going to win and when . So here they are Dave Pages Bookies Choice ! .

REMEMBER THESE ARE ONLY PREDICTIONS !

Our first event happens to be the long awaited Last Man Standing Event . There is going to be a lot of great matches happening in this event . The people competing in this are the best of the best so deciding on a winner is going to be tricky .

First Match

10 Person Battle Royal for the Cruiser Weight Championship

There will be every top cruiser weight in the SXW . All stand a chance since the more talented people are often the targets for mass attacks . This is a very hard one to call but there are 3 key figures in this battle . One is Billy K Bonk he has been phenomenal the past couple of weeks and is going to be hard to eliminate . The next is The Red Raven , although quiet he is also a key figure . And lastly but certainly not least there is The Jackal . His recent team with The Glacier may prove profitable . These three are the key figures however don’t bet against a dark knight like The Masked Ronin who could pull off an upset here . I think however Billy K will narrowly scrape this one .

Billy K Bonk 2:1 Ahala 2:10 Ruff Ryder 3:12

Red Raven 4:10 Sleet 1:10 Shain Nelles 1:4

The Jackal 3:10 Despair 1:10

Masked Ronin 4:11 Rage 1:11

Second Match

Beast The Crusher versus The Jackhammer versus Whitesnake , Elimination

I think this one will become a two horse affair with the Jackhammer being eliminated relatively quickly . Beast will bring a hardcore element into this match I have no doubt . Whitesnake has proved that he is a skilled fighter and may have a slight EoD backing . This will be close between the Beast and The Snake . Beast will win however .

Beast The Crusher 6:13

Whitesnake 5:13

The Jackhammer 2:13

Third Match

Back into the LMS tournament

Ghost Eagle versus Coolman P

Ghost Eagle has had amazing success against the Zombies . DRI may have found the one person that can stand up to them . Coolman P will have fear in his eyes when he is standing in the ring with Ghost Eagle . Thus even though Coolman is talented nerves will get the better of him and Ghost Eagle will progress to the next round .

Ghost Eagle 9:11

Coolman P 2:11

Fourth Match

Chris le Sponduleux versus the Hardcore Kid

This will be an extremely close matchup . Chris is one of the best submissionists in the business and Hardcore as his name suggests prefers to use the odd weapon . I think these two may have to render the other one KO’d before they win . Expect this one to be very long with Hardcore Kid winning with a weapon .

Harcore Kid 7:12

Chrisle Sponduleux 5:12

Fifth Match

Cyric versus Aeon

Maybe this one should have been the main event . Two of the favourites for the One World battling it out here . This match may even overshadow the main event itself . Aeon has got an unbeaten record of six which is truly amazing . But if anyone can stop him its Dark Cyric . The bringer of death is going to be all over Aeon . This I think will go to Aeon however . Aeon will not be fit for the Main Event after this one though !

Aeon 8:15

Cyric 7:15

Sixth Match

Cyric versus Lugg

Cyric has two places in the fourth round so this should be interesting . Lugg has gone very quiet recently . Maybe after hearing that he would be facing Cyric in this round . Luggs fear may get the better of him in this round . Thus Cyric will emerge victorious and Lugg will be in pieces .

Cyric 7:9

Lugg Nutt 2:9

Seventh Match

Dark Wind versus Plague . Dumpster Match for Darkness Title

This is not the sort of match you would ever dream to skilled High Flying Martial Artists would willingly participate in . Dark Wind goes in with an unbeaten record and Plague goes in with two losses to his name . Similar techniques . The title may change hands if DRI want to be part of this . If that does not happen I suspect Dark Wind will keep his well earned title .

Dark Wind 2:3

Plague 1:3

Eight Match

Planeswalker versus Mr Fixit

This is between two similar wrestlers . I think however this will be no contest for the Planeswalker . He has shown in the past he can stand up to big men and he will do so this time . Planeswalker should trample all over Mr Fixit unless Fixit employs some outside interference .

Planeswalker 9:11

Mr Fixit 2:11

Ninth Match

Piranha versus Over Fiend for Submissionist Belt

This is yet another close one . Over Fiend ran his mouth about Piranha thus Piranha offered this match . Piranha will have the EoD to keep any outside interference at bay . Over Fiend is a talented athlete but I do not think he will succeed in the submission front . Piranha (hopefully :P) should scrape this one .

Piranha 3:5

Over Fiend 2:5

Tenth Match

Cyric versus Havoc with so many Harcore Stipulations I can’t count !

This will be truly amazing . Cyrics third match of the night may be his best . Can he stand up to the mighty Havoc with the wear and tear of two other matches scarring his body . Well we’ll see . But one things for certain Havoc is not going to go easy on this man . Havoc therefore should win this one .

Havoc 3:4

Cyric 1:4

Eleventh Match

6 Man Top Rope Rumble for The Heavyweight Championship

This is going to be another interesting one . With two of the same tag team entering will it be every man for himself or will a winner already be decided by Green Death and Crimson Scourge . If it is every man for himself the next favourite has got to be the Bull . He has proved countless times that he can fight with the best and is wanting gold more than anyone in the SXW . Glacier may have a shot but I think it would be a long one same with Ice and Fire who may eliminate themselves.

Raging Bull 3:5 Ice 1:6

Crimson Scourge 2:5 Fire 1:6

Green Death 2:5

Glacier 1:5

Twelfth Match

MAIN EVENT

Undecided match here so I cannot accurately predict but I suspect the final will be . Aeon versus Ghost Eagle . Aeon will get beaten by the Eagle I have little doubt with Aeon having been torn apart already by Cyric . Ghost Eagle would have had an easier route to the Main Event .

So Onto our Next event . The one after the PPV it is ...Tuesday Night Turmoil (30/1/01)

First Match

Masked Ronin verus Ruff Ryder

This One will be close . Masked Ronin however has shone the last week and has competed with the best . Ruff Ryder will be beaten in this bout with The masked Ronin showboating towards the end . EoD should be impressed by his performance in this match .

Masked Ronin 7:11

Ruff Ryder 4:11

Second Match

Divine Right versus Sisters from Hell

This tag team match should be fun to watch . The Priest is a very noble competitor and may ask Angelica Storm to leave like he did last time turning it into Handicap . Or he may refuse to hit a woman . This all depends on priests mood . If Angelica has him then they should walk away with their first win .

Divine Right 6:11

Sisters From Hell 5:11

Third Match

Hard core Kid verus Harman Gubba . Lightweight Championhip

This one will be a joke for the kid . He has everything on his side . DRI will be ready to help . Gubba has no friends . Gubba is 4 feet high . Gubba hasn’t won a match . I would bet every penny of my money on the Kid winning this one . This is truly a gift from Myphis .

Harcore Kid 29:30

Hardman Gubba 1:30

Fourth Match

Planeswalker versus Whitesnake

Another interesting one . This may be one of Whitesnakes hardest opponents yet . The relatively under-rated Walker may pull off an upset here . He has lived for centuries and will know all Whitesnakes tricks . However I think this will come down to who has the more powerful friends . This is without doubt Whitesnake and he should win this one .

Whitesnake 4:7

Planeswalker 3:7

Fifth Match

The Reavers versus the Dirty Rottens

The Reavers first match as a stable should be interesting . In a normal match the powerful DRI would in hands down . But the EoD aren’t going to sit there with all their enemies in one ring . This may turn into a battle containing everyone on the roster ! Therefore I think The Reavers if helped will win it .

Reavers 23:40

DRI 17:40

By Dave Page

Merchandise Charts

Top Selling

Lugg Nutt : as his popularity grows, as does his action figure sales, he gets top spot this week
Havoc : down one from last week with his t-shirt
Piranha : his Tropical Plunge t-shirt kruizes into number 3
Cyric : his comic is superb, as are its sales
EoD : The EoD shirt is still among the top sellers as they are ‘Eliminating Evil’
Worst Selling

NOH Cheating : ‘I da man’ is the worstseller and you can see why by looking at NOH
Gubba : His sales are poor due to his popularity
NOH Cheating : This guy is nearly as weird as his action figure
Hex : Shirt sales down ever since his death
Myphis : His new cap ‘Good riddance Kami’ is not a favourite with the fans


By John Klud

Blast from the Past: By Mikee B.

OMEGA vs. CYRIC vs. BRIMSTONE

Cheryl - " The following match is a triple threat elimination title match, and is for the SXW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT, this match has no time limit as there can be only one ! "

' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights go out and the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-Tremetron and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on and Omega is standing in the ring.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with his manager Alpha ...... he is ...... OMEGA !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " And his opponent ....... "

' Bodies ' by Danzig plays as Cyric is seen making his way to the ring, red lights and smoke spread through the arena, then 4 bolts of lighting strike the turn buckles as Cyric steps onto the ring apron .

Cheryl - " Now making his way into the ring, from places unknown .... he is .... CYRIC !!!!! "

Cheryl - " And their opponent ..... "

Brimstone's intro music begins to play, but once you don;t hear the motorcycle you start to get that he is not coming out, he is still down in back

Cheryl - " And their opponent .... "

Again the music plays, Omega is exiting the ring to go get Brimstone, help him out at least but Cyric grabs and pulls him back into the ring, and sends him to the corner with a powerful shove.

They start to fist fight then omega nails a clothesline, Cyric still stands.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Omega grabs Cyric and hits him with a suplex, then Omega lands a nasty thrust kick- superkick that sends Cyric over the top rope and out of the ring, Cyric reaches in and grabs the foot of Omega, flipping him to the mat and pulling him out of the ring, they fist fight more.

Omega is tossed into a pile of chairs, he is then picked up and has his head smashed into the steel ring stairs, but Omega comes out of his haze with a barrage of elbows to the gut of Cyric and finally neck flips him onto the Spanish announcers table, then drops a standing elbow on Cyric's neck.

Styles - " The Spanish announcers are getting a close up of the action right now, Omega is taking it to Cyric. ! "

Cyric is been hit with fists and elbows, till he reaches up and grabs Omega by the throat, and gets off the table, taking Omega back into he ring, they both stand up and lock.

Cyric nails a lg twisting take down and has Omega in a Cross Arm Breaker- Crucifix Armbar, Omega is in pain as he tries for the ropes, Alpha is cheering him on, he cannot make it so he tries to hammer the arms of Cyric, soon it works and Omega is free.

Cyric and Omega lock up again, and again Cyric gets the drop, this time a toe hold take down and into a figure four leg lock, the pressure is on, Omega has no place to go too, he cannot reach the ropes, then Brimstone's theme plays again as he is seen walking slowly towards the ring, he has a chair with him still.

William - " Brimstone is back and he has a chair, he is still in the match, seems there is no count our and maybe light on the DQ's ! "

Brimstone walks into the ring and right at Cyric who doesn't drop the hold, and barely flinches as Brimstone smashes the chair into his face, Cyric falls backwards ... Brimstone tosses the chair out of the ring, he then helps Omega to his feet.

Omega and Brimstone gang up on Cyric, nailing him with a double suplex, then double bodyslam, the fans go crazy, Cyric is then hit with a choke slam by Brimstone and a powerbomb by Omega, then Brimstone and Omega double pin him.

referee - " 1....2.....3 "
Cyric has been eliminated !

Cyric is not happy as he stands up, Brimstone & Omega double clothesline him out of the ring, Cyric intends to get back in when security bum rush him and drag him out of the arena, Brimstone & Omega casually watch, Omega even asks Brimstone if he is ready to finish it off before they lock it up.

William - " I did do one thing tonight, told security to head out here and drag the first man eliminated away ! "

Omega and Brimstone are in a battle of strength, a game of mercy, seems neither is going to get the upper hand, they break it off, both test the ropes as they get ready to lock up again.

brimstone goes low this time, lifting Omega into a inverted atomic drop, then a clothesline take down, Omega rolls right o his feet and smiles, tells Brimstone that was good, now watch this.

Styles - " So far Brimstone is undefeated here in SXW and he has already defeated Omega once, I am betting on Brimstone ! "

Omega grabs Brimstone and delivers a underhook DDT.

Styles - " OK, I change my bet ! "

Brimstone was impressed then he nails Omega with a stunning lariot and into a Samoan drop, but get up again and approve of the power moves each has done.

They lock up yet again, Brimstone nails Omega with a powerful chokeslam off the turn buckle and makes his first pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Omega was playing around and kicks out at the least second, they both roll to their feet again, Brimstone again hits, this time with a powerslam and then a lifting choke slam and pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Omega powers out, Alpha is screaming for him to pull it together, Brimstone is not messing around anymore, he nails Omega with another powerslam, when Brimstone goes for a second slam, Omega uses upper body strength and turns the hold into a tombstone piledriver and pins Brimstone.

referee - " 1....2.."

Brimstone kicks out, Omega lifts him to his feet and nails a chokeslam of his own, then applies the nasty Crossface Scorpion Deathlock, Brimstone's body thrives in pain as he fight to reach the rope, once he does Omega breaks clean.

Again the two giants stand up, the fans are cheering like crazy, even Willie is shows emotion other then dislike, Now Omega is on the ropes, Brimstone breaks quick, only to find himself locked in a bear hug, Omega then forces them away from the ropes, Brimstone must use his strength to break free, pounding the shoulders of Omega until he breaks the hold, then Brimstone grabs him and hits a choke slam.

The match is looking like it did the first time these two battled in the ring at the 1st ever SXW main event on FNF, now it's deja-vu, Brimstone huffs as he picks Omega up one last time for a Samoan drop, that sets up the jumping elbow drop of the turn buckle and finally another Last Ride Powerbomb, but once he gets Omega up, the giant starts to beat Brimstone on the top of his head.

Omega splits his legs and drop off Brimstone's shoulders, and lands in front of his opponent, then Omega slaps on the powerbomb hold and nails his The Eliminator- Jackknife Powerbomb, keeping hold of the legs, then slingshot's Brimstone across the ring into the rope, Brimstone bounces off and gets covered.

referee - " 1....2.."

Brimstone kicks out, the fans go crazy, Omega is tired as hell, Alpha is full of energy she is cheering him on, Omega then takes the huge Brimstone up into a weak but effective Omega Destroyer- Gorilla Press Slam, then chokeslam opponent while in mid air and makes the cover.

referee - " 1....2......3 "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Confetti falls all over the arena from the ceiling, Omega stands up, almost tears in his eyes, Brimstone stirs around, Alpha springs into the ring and leaps on Omega to hug him.

Cheryl - " And your winner and SXW CHAMPION OF THE WORLD ...... HE IS ...... OMEGA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "

The fans are all on their feet, Brimstone soon stands up, and then is the one to hand Omega his SXW World Championship Title Belt




Until Next Week

A great week in the SXW has been completed. We had a kick ass FNF and a great TNT. Last Man Standing is set to be better than it predecessors in January PPVs. With Sinn failing awfully and the Rumble not doing a lot better. Again thanks to Mikee and all the writers as well as Gerald in advance for putting together the HTML, he did do a great job last week. I hope you all buy the Playstation 2 game ‘SXW Last Man Standing’. Another great week in store and another great newsletter at the end of it. Or at least I hope it is great. Please send me feedback on what you think of the newsletter either through email or ICQ. Hope you have enjoyed it and as the title says until next week. To end I am going to coin two phrases. That one, which is a Piranha one and this one which is a Bull one

And that, my friends, is that.

By Davey Hughes

SXW Wrestling Examiner ©2001 to Davey Hughes