Tely - " Hello everybody and welcome to the 2nd Wednesday Night Live, Tonight's card is action packed, with several new XWF stars in there 1st or 2nd match ups. "

Trent - " Are founder and president Edwin Fitzgerald and his son Maxx, are still not in the house and will be out all this week! "

Sheila - " After what Terry Funk did, Why is he still here !"

Trent - " X-Tremely good question, the Funkster is in the house tonight, two of his boys fight this evening."

Sheila - " I hope Ahala puts that hard-core academy, Whacko in his place ! "

Tely - " Legion, Machinehead,Jericho,Sabu and Leroy all have there 1st or 2nd match tonight ! "

Trent - " And as set up by bookie Richard Coupe, The Dirty Rotten Imbeciles will be fighting each other, in A Triple Threat match. "

Tely - " With stipulations set by Coupe, the Imbeciles are gonna have to fight or loose there jobs in XWF !!! "

Trent - " All right lets get to the action !!! "

( Machinehead( by Bush ), plays as Machinehead makes his way to the ring via the entrance ramp.)

Tyler - " Making his way to the ring, Standing at 6'5" and weighing 300 pounds... Machinehead. "

( The fans are going crazy for new comer Machinehead, as the giant enters the ring over the top rope. )

Tyler - " And his opponent..."

( Dirty Old Town(by Dubliners)plays ,as Sabu and his manager.Terry Funk for the Hard-Core Academy make way to the ring, via the entrance ramp.)

Tyler - " ...making his way to the ring, weighing in at 380 pounds, from Deep in the jungle, Sabu the Madman. "

( The Fans are yelling like crazy as Sabu enters the ring, Terry Funk sticks outside the ring, referee Oz Limen preps both men before the match.)

the two men lock up

Machinehead knee's Sabu in the gut

Machinehead whips Sabu off the ropes

Tely - " Machinehead is the 1st to get rolling ."

Machinehead Frog Splashes Sabu

Machinehead goes for the quick pin

Oz - " 1... "

Sabu kicks out

Tely - " Not even close . "

Machinehead picks up Sabu by his head

Machinehead tries A hold on Sabu

Sabu reverses and sends Machinehead into the ropes

Trent - " Now Machinehead hits the ropes ."

Sabu plants A Nose Smasher to Sabu

Machinehead is down

Sabu is handed A sheet pan by Funk

Sabu waits for Machinehead to stand

Machinehead is on his feet

Sabu plants the sheet pan on top of Machinehead's skull

Machinehead is not down

Sabu whacks him again

Machinehead is still not down

Sabu off the ropes and clips Machinehead's ankle with the sheet pan

Machinehead hits the mat

Tely - " Machinehead is down ."

Sabu leaps with the sheet pan

Machinehead rolls and avoids the sheet pan

Machinehead rolls out of the ring

Machinehead grabs a broom from under the ring

Machinehead pokes Sabu in the eye from outside the ring

Sabu drops the sheet pan

Machinehead grabs A cooler and springs to the top turn buckle

Machinehead off the turn buckle and plants the cooler on A blinded Sabu's head

Sabu is down

Funk in the ring

Funk swings and misses

Machinehead levels Funk with the cooler

Machinehead exits the ring

Machinehead is looking for something under the ring

Sabu pulls Machinehead into the ring by his hair

(Funk is out of the ring and searching for what Machinehead was looking for. )

Tely - " What's the Funkster looking for ?"

Sabu sends Machinehead off the ropes and into A Side Walk Slam

Machinehead is down

Funk hands Sabu A 2x4

Sabu grills Machinehead stomach with the thin side of the 2x4

Sabu places the 2x4 under his knee's as he drops down on Machinehead's legs

Trent - " Ewwwww, That was bad for Machinehead. "

Sabu picks up Machinehead by his hair

(Funk is tossing all kinda of weapons around, but can't find A certain something.)

Sabu delivers A German Suplex to Machinehead

Machinehead is down

Sabu is over talking to Funk

Funk hands Sabu A big block of wood

Sabu drops the big block of wood onto Machinehead's right leg

Machinehead is in total pain

Sabu stomps on Machinehead

Sabu back to Funk for more weapons

Machinehead rolls out of the ring

Sabu is after Machinehead with A shovel

Machinehead is also trying to get A weapon from under the ring

Funk gets A broom

Funk and Sabu close in on Machinehead from different sides

Tely - " Machinehead could get stuck here ."

Machinehead finds something

Machinehead whacks Funk with A Barbed Wire Baseball Bat

Funk is split open and on the floor

Sabu and Machinehead strike each other

both are cut open

Machinehead gets the forehead of Sabu with the Barbed Wire Baseball Bat

Sabu is totally busted open on the forehead

Machinehead rolls the barb wire down Sabu's back

Tely - " Ohhh, that's disgusting ?!!?? "

Funk whaps Machinehead in the back of the head with the broom( it breaks)

Machinehead drops the barb wire bat

Sabu and Funk stomp Machinehead

Machinehead fights a back into the ring

Sabu enters the ring

Sabu sets Machinehead up for A move (maybe A suplex)

Machinehead reverses and delivers A Double Arm DDT to Sabu

Sabu is down

Machinehead goes for the pin

Oz - " 1... 2... "

Sabu kicks out ( Funk was almost there to break the count.)

Machinehead face punches Funk

Funk is down outside the ring

Sabu is up

Sabu whips Machinehead over the top rope

Funk begins to stomp on Machinehead

Sabu again pulls Machinehead into the ring

Sabu again has Machinehead in A set-up hold

Machinehead also, again reverses the hold and delivers A Body to Body Suplex to Sabu

Sabu is down

Machinehead goes to pin Sabu

Oz - " 1...2..."

Funkster breaks the count (breaking A wooden sign over Machinehead's back.)

Machinehead is down

both men are down

(Funk sets Sabu on Machinehead for the pin and tells Oz Limen to make the count.)

Oz - " 1...2..."

Machinehead kicks out and quickly rolls under the bottom rope and outside the ring.

Sabu exits the ring

Funk exits the ring

Machinehead gets his Barb Wire Baseball bat back

Machinehead plays possum

Machinehead gut pokes Funk with the bat tip

Machinehead swings and nails Sabu with the barb wire bat

Sabu is down

Funk is up

Machinehead guts kicks Funk

Funk leaning over

Machinehead hits the back of Funk with the barb wire bat

Funk is down

Machinehead rolls Sabu into the ring

Machinehead goes for the pin

Oz - "1... "

Sabu kicks out

Machinehead sets up and delivers A Jackknife Power Bomb to Sabu

Sabu is down

Machinehead makes the pin, hooking the leg

Oz - " 1... 2... 3... "

Machinehead springs off Sabu after pinning him

Funk was in the ring and swings A rake at Machinehead

Funk misses Machinehead and nails Sabu with the rake

Sheila - " Funkster, He hit his own guy ."

Machinehead Choke Slams Terry Funk

Funk is down

Machinehead exits the ring

Machinehead pulls Funk out of the ring

Machinehead takes him self and Funk on top of the Spanish announcers table

Machinehead delivers his finisher the Machinehead Megabomb (Pearl River Plunge) to Funk on the announcers table

(The Spanish announcers table collapses bringing both men to the ground.)

Tely - " There goes the Spanish Announcers table ."

Machinehead is up first

Sabu is up

Machinehead and Sabu engage in A slobber knocker that leads up the ramp and to the backstage area

Tely - " Folks,Terry Funk is down, well need some help . "

Tyler - " Winner of this match via pin fall.....Machinehead "

Trent - " OK folks lucky for us, the camera are with Legion who is backstage, hunting for Nasty Savage. "

( The X-TremeTron video screen show A hallways with many doors, some of the XWF stars dressing rooms, Legion is opening every door, with his cane in hand.)

Legion - " Savage...."

(As he opens the door, he is soon to full camera range as interviewer Stacey Simpsons is in view.)

Stacey - " Legion...Legion can I ask you what you are doing "

Legion - " Is it not obvious, searching for the weak ! "

Stacey - " Tonight your 1st match in XWF, anything to say ? "

Legion - " After tonight, the masses will learn, the answer is Legion !!!!! "

(Legion continues to open doors and search for his opponent before their match.)

Tely - " Wow, Nasty Savage best look out ! "

Trent -" Folks we have Whacko and Madkind out here escorting Funk to the backstage area ."

Sheila - " I guess with Maxx and Edwin gone, it'll be even longer before we get any medical staff in here ?"

Trent - " Yeah as if Lucas Myphis and Richard Coupe care about medical staff ."

Tely - " The Funk wouldn't take the EMT's help anyways ."

Trent - " Next up is the 1st XWF match for Chris Jericho !"

Tely - " Well in the books anywise, if you remember Monday Night he teamed with Indigo but that turned out to not count. "

Trent - " Richard Coupe using A little power and revoking that lose for Jericho and win for Funk. "

Sheila - " OK I here the music. "

Tely - " Wow, well Chris Jericho is down, this is one hell of A run-in night ! "

Trent - " You mean again...it's been happening since we started ?!!? "

Sheila - " Well, that's the way life is .... "

Tely - " Sheila you never stop impressing me ! "

Trent - " That's because it is so easy to do ! "

Tely - " Grrrr,folks next up if they haven't started already is Legion and Nasty Savage ! "

Trent - " Actually are camera man is with Legion and he has found Nasty Savage. "

(Legion and Nasty Savage are engaged in A fist fight, each putting the other in A head lock and dragging them both to the ring, the introductions are skipped and the bell ring as Legion rolls Nasty Savage into the ring under the bottom rope, Legion then enters through the middle rope and top, referee Chuck Mandrel keeps Legion away from Nasty Savage till Savage gets back to his feet.)

the two men lock up

Trent - " Well, Legion found Nasty Savage ."

Tely - " Where is Malice, Nasty's partner !? "

Legion tossed Nasty Savage into the ropes and into Body to Body Suplex

Nasty Savage is down

Legion picks Nasty Savage up by his hair, while yelling at the fans

Legion delivers A German Suplex to Nasty Savage

Nasty Savage is down again

Nasty Savage Low Blows Legion

Trent - " That stops Legion !"

Nasty Savage Face Buster to Legion

Legion is down

Nasty Savage picks Legion up by his hair

Legion fights back

it's another Slobber Knocker

Legion goes to Face kick Nasty Savage

Nasty Savage catches the leg

Enzuguri by Legion to Nasty Savage

Nasty Savage goes down

Legion drops an Elbow on Nasty Savage

Legion picks Nasty Savage up and into A Death Valley Driver

Trent - " This is in the bag for Legion !"

Nasty Savage is down

(Legion is totally yelling at the fans, when Malice slides into the ring and Low Blows him from behind.)

Sheila - " Nice going Goth skanck !. "

(Referee sees this.)

(Referee calls for the bell and disqualifies Nasty Savage.)

Nasty Savage picks Legion up and with Malice set him into A Double Face Buster

Legion is down

Tely - " Double team !!!. "

the Face Busters stomp Legion

Legion rolls out of the ring

the Face Busters follow

Legion punches Nasty Savage

Nasty Savage is down

Legion says something about women's rights as he delivers his finisher,the Dominator(pedigree) to Malice

Trent - " Owwww, that's gottah hurt !"

Malice is down on the entrance ramp

Nasty Savage is up

Nasty Savage and Legion continue their Slobber Knocker to the back stage

Tely - " Well it ended as it started folks."

Trent - " There still going at it !!! "

Tyler - " Winner via disqualification....Legion !!! "

Trent - " Those two are still going at it and poor Malice ."

Sheila - " Again...she deserved it !"

Trent - " Well the next match will be A Triple Threat match and with three friends. "

(Just then the XWF theme music ques as Richard Coupe makes his way to the USA announcers table, passed the destroyed Spanish announcers table, and sits next to Sheila, puts on his head set.)

Coupe - " hey guys, ready for our next match !!!"

(The three fiends all enter the ring and walks past referee Oz Limen, and start to yell at Richard Coupe.)

(The bell rings and the three are not fighting so Richard Coupe grabs A microphone and has words.)

Coupe - " Imbeciles....if you don't fight your all fired...there much be A winner via pinfall, you cannot hold back or your fired....Ahala,A-Train and the Western Powers can all interfere and I made sure they where all here tonight....so the bell has rung..fight or be fired...."

(The bell rings again.)

Kenetic Head and Skandal looks at each other

Rogue Double Clothesline both out of the ring

(The fans kinda cheer her on.)

Rogue exits the ring

Rogue face punches Skandal

Kenetic Head kicks Rogue in the back of the knee

Kenetic Head rolls Rogue into the ring

Kenetic Head enters the ring

Kenetic Head puts Rogue into A Power Bomb

Skandal enters the ring

Skandal - " What are you doing ! "

Skandal face punches Kenetic Head

Kenetic Head goes down

Rogue Low Blows Skandal

Rogue stomps both men

(At that moment Ahala's music ques as the XWF Goddesses Champion hits the ring.)

Ahala kicks Rogue in the gut

Ahala delivers her finisher to Rogue the Ahala Bomb (Power Bomb)

Rogue is down

(Ahala exits the ring, her music still playing as the fans go nuts.)

Skandal is up

(Skandal goes after Ahala.)

Kenetic Head pins Rogue

Oz - "1... 2... "

Rogue kicks out

Kenetic Head picks Rogue up by her hair

Kenetic Head delivers A Pump handle Slam to Rogue

Rogue is down

Kenetic Head goes for the pin

Oz - "1..."

(At that point Kenetic Head and everybody else notices, A-Train is whopped Skandals ass, from the entrance area and to ring side.)

Kenetic Head is out of the ring

A-Train kicks Kenetic Head in the stomach

A-Train delivers his finisher the A-Slam ( Snow Plow ) to Kenetic Head

Skandal and Kenetic Head are down outside the ring

(A-Train exits the ring area as his music just now ques.)

Rogue is up

Rogue grabs Kenetic Head into the ring by his hair

Rogue sets Kenetic Head up and delivers her finisher, the Chastity Belt (Famaser)

Kenetic Head is down

Rogue goes for the pin

Oz - "1... 2... "

Skandal breaks the pin

Skandal slaps Rogue around

Skandal delivers A Choke Slam to Rogue

Kenetic Head is up

Kenetic Head stomps on Rogue

Skandal - " What are you doing ... this is nuts ! "

Rogue is down

Skandal and Kenetic Head are in A Slobber Knocker

(At this point the Western Powers them music starts to play, as Brimstone and The Red Raven hit the ring.)

Brimstone levels Skandal

The Red Raven levels Kenetic Head

at the same time Brimstone Sky High Choke Slams Skandal

as The Red Raven delivers The Raven Drop to Kenetic Head

Skandal and Kenetic Head are down

Brimstone piles Kenetic Head on top of Skandal back to chest

while The Red Raven picks up Rogue and puts her on top of Kenetic Head

The Western Powers exit the ring

(The fans go nuts as the referee is A bit confused.)

(Richard Coupe is up and telling Oz to make the count.)

Oz - " 1... 2... 3... "

(Rogue gets up, not knowing what happened as Oz Limen raises her hands in victory.)

Tyler - " Winner of this match via PIN FALL .... Rogue ."

(The Imbeciles are all on there feet, with Who Am I.... D.R.I. playing as the inside arena action fades.)

Tely - " OK folks that was the D.R.I. Triple Threat match !"

Coupe - "Haha, good match, lets hope Rogue doesn't have too much to answer for aye ."

Sheila - " That was A set up, wasn't it ! "

Coupe - " Wow, tely your right, She is quick...."

(And with that Richard Coupe removes his head set and leaves the announcers table.)

Tely - " I like this Coupe guy. "

Tely - " OK folks Trent 'Mayhem' Morris is in the outside Traditional Hard-Core ring for are Main Event and Whacko's first title defense."

Sheila - " I hope Ahala kicks his ass and becomes the first ever two title holder in XWF history . "

Tely - " That would be something ! "

(As the camera sedges way to the outside, we see two men locked in A fist fight, as the view zooms in, it is Nasty Savage and Legion.)

(The fists go back and forth, neither man falling, both bruised, Legion can be heard, yelling his creed at Nasty Savage.)

(then from the distance A car with tinted windows speed towards them, neither man notices as the car slams on the brakes at the moment of impact.)

(Both men go flying onto the cars hood, Nasty Savages head cracks the wind shield window, and both men are down.)

(The cars tinted windows do not reveal the driver as he backs away slowly.)

Tely - " Whooow, what or who was that all about !?! "

(Sorry for the WWF and WCW stolen plot line,but at least I will reveal who the driver is by the Last Man Standing Pay Per View, I promise !!! )

( Crazy World(by Aslan)plays, as Whacko makes his way to the outside ring area,he is carrying A 9 iron golf club.)

Trent - " Making his way to the ring area weighing in at 320lb from Truth or Conscience New Mexico the Hard-core Legend Whacko

( Trent is exits the death ring, referee Dwight Johnson stands outside the ring as Whacko enters, not carefully through the barb wire ropes)