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results 02/14/2001
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Valentine's Day Massacre
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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The People's Team vs. The Reavers
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Six Person Tag Match
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One Fall
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Post vs. The Masked Ronin
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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The Red Raven vs. Crazy Noodle Boy
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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The Glacier vs. Fire
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Aeon vs. Plague vs. Hardkore Kid
vs. Wildthing |
Fatal Four Elimination Title Match
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DC
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Pinfall, Submission or top rope Elimination
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The Jackal vs. The Planeswalker
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Raging Bull vs. Over Fiend
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Standard Title Match
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SH
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none
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Ghost Eagle & Defender vs.
Aeon & Mr. Fixit |
Standard Tag Team Match
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none
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One Fall
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" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN
& S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE
34,001 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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The sound of roaring Harley's is heard first, then Jackhammer pulls
out on the entrance ramp on his bike Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, they are THE PEOPLE'S TEAM !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... " ' Powerful Horns & Thundering Drums' begins to play as .... As April Knight steps into the ring, leading The Titan's she requests a microphone. April - " Folks, since this is a stable tag match, People's Team ( Fans cheer ) versus, The Reavers ( Fans boo )..... then I think the newest Reaver will be the third man in this tag match, since the People's Men seem to think women are not meant to be in the ring, and Lucas Myphis signed Fiend as part of the Reaver's last night, so here is the new and improved ... Over Fiend ! " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as The Triad(Dawn, Amber,
and Caroline) all Walk out and down the ramp ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of ... The Walls of Stone & Pain ..... Fans boo louder then before as Fiend enters the ring, the People's Team say this is unfair as Lucas Myphis tosses in his two cents ...
* * * The Bell Rings * * * With all women out of the ring, Over Fiend was unlocked from his leash and started the match against Ruff Ryder. During the first lock up Over Fiend totally over powered Ruff Ryder taking him into a Turnbuckle Slam and then a series of Chops to the chest, followed by the old Irish Whip into the other corner and a powerful Corner Splash. Over Fiend then lifts Ruff into a Gorilla Press Slam which lands him near his corner and Theo Blitz makes the tag in. Over Fiend goes right after Theo Blitz with a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and then pummels him with fists while he is down. Myphis - " Wow, Fiend is sure gonna help The Reavers around here, he is on fire tonight folks, no hot oil & wax applied ! " Over Fiend then lifts Theo into a Fisherman's Suplex but Theo is able to flip around and land on his feet before been planted, then Blitz cores a Snap Neck Breaker and then a Bulldog, and Over Fiend is down, but both men make a tag in. Now Crimson Scourge & The Jackhammer face off and lock up, again the bigger man wins the test of strength and Jackhammer takes a nasty Clothesline from Hell and Double Arm DDT before a quick cover that he kicks out of. Jackhammer is about to take a Clothesline Off Turnbuckle , but he ducks and then turns to nail Scourge with a Missile Drop-kick then a Spinning Back Drop and set up for a Moonsault and cover, but almost at three, Scourge powers right out. Jackhammer then tries a Fallaway Slam ( Rock Bottom ) but Scourge reverses it into a Double Arm DDT and tags in Green Death, both Titans then nail him with The Iceberg- Crimson lifts opponent into a Press Slam and then Green hits the 3/4 Facelock Bulldog and Green Death makes the leg hook and cover. Tely - " This is it folks ! " Ruff Ryder is in the ring and breaks the cover, then sweet talks Kelly O'Delly into not DQ'ing the People's Team. Meanwhile Jackhammer hits Green Death with a Low Blow and then a Bulldog and puts him into an Ankle Lock. Myphis - " Haha, it's a sure bet, Green Death will give up, it who he is thanks too April Knight ! " Referee still talking to Ruff Ryder does not see as Over Fiend reaches in and pulls Green Death to the ropes and nails Jackhammer with a Big Boot. Ruff makes Kelly turn around finally as she sees Over Fiend get tagged in, Jackhammer panics as he dives to tag in Ruff Ryder. Ruff & Fiend lock it up and this time Over Fiend is not the most powerful, they go back and forth, finally both try a Short Arm Clothesline with no effect, then Off the Ropes Clotheslines, which puts both on their backs. Over Fiend is up first, he grabs Ruff and then gets hit with a Reverse Crucifix Bulldog and Ruff almost wins it right there .... ... But before three, Over Fiend rolls out, then takes a Belly to Belly Suplex and then the Belly to Back Crossed Arms Suplex into another pin, but again Fiend breaks out before three. Ruff tags in Jackhammer and they nail Fiend with there Double Suplex and Ruff leaves Jackhammer to make the cover, but then Green Death gets in the ring to break it before three. April Knight is then noticed with a chair, leading Bainca & Jennifer towards the Triad, who all grab objects around the ring, this causes Theo Blitz & Ruff Ryder to get off the ring and go over to the ladies, also what Crimson Scourge does, while Green Death nails a Low Blow on Jackhammer on the ropes, then lifts him off into a Born of Fire- Face First Airplane Spin Toss, Over Fiend is then tagged in. Fiend lifts The Jackhammer up into his Force of One- Running Powerbomb and makes the mid ring cover, everybody tries to break it up or stop it from been broken, but it's a slow and clean three from the lady .. referee and Reavers win the single pinfall match up. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winners via pinfall .....
Cheryl - " .... they are ......... THE REAVERS !!!!!!!!!! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is standard for all non title SXW
singles matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " ' What's my Age !' by Blink 182 blasts the arena and the menacing Post
herself skips to the ring, wielding her Hardkore Kid brand cookie sheet
wrapped in chicken wire and barbie heads, in the background her X-Tremetron
video ends with her SXW comicbook character's image. Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she is the side kick of the ever living Hardkore Kid ... she is ..... POST !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and her opponent ..... " Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers criss cross as the opening
strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog
walks The Masked Ronin. He slowly and confidently walks to the ring,
with no sign of emotion on his face. The Masked Ronin climbs through
the ropes and stares into the camera lens. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Kobe, Japan ... honor above all
else .... he is ..... Before the bell can ring, The Masked Ronin has requested a microphone .... TMR - " As you all may know, accept for you I expect Post, that I am not willing to fight this girl, nor can I be made too ... ( looking at Lucas ) ... So I have sought out a sponsors and she is the toughest women to walk the earth ... no, no Post, I am not speaking about you, but rather my replacement if allowed ... the Amazon Goddess herself .... Ahala !! " ' Pulling Teeth ' begins to play as Ahala makes her way to the ring Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, standing at well over six feet tall and mistress of the power bomb...she is.... AHALA !!!!!! " Lucas Myphis then adds his two cents to this match change as well ...
* * * The Bell Rings * * * The match is hardly even funny as right away Ahala scores a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Takedown (Hurricarana) and then locks Post into her Scorpion Leg Lock Death Lock, but Post gets the ropes right away, but Ahala takes her time on breaking. Post then is let go and tries to Mule Kick Ahala out of the ring, but no good, then Ahala runs at the still down Post, who manages to Foot Flip Ahala over her and then gets up too score a Spinning Heel Kick but Ahala deflects the kick and grabs Post out of mid air into The Annihilator- Twisting bulldog and then a Amazon Attack- Heart kick over the top rope and cover, but somehow Post gets her shoulder up. The Masked Ronin is cheering on Ahala who lifts Post into her Ahala Bomb- Jackknife Powerbomb and plants her to the ring and cover for three to quickly win this match. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " ... she is ....... AHALA !!!!!!! " After the match, The Masked Ronin get into the ring and with a heart shaped ornamented bouquet of roses for Valentine's Day, they celebrate the win as SXW goes to commercial. |
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Tely - " Folks welcome back and I hope you did not miss our first two matches, some great action in both and some changes in the SXW rosters as well ! " Myphis - " Yep, we got a new stable in The People's Team, then Over Fiend totally turns around and is now with The Reavers, Ahala & The Masked Ronin seemed to have hooked up and Ahala actually wins one after so much trauma in her life as it is ! " Ms. Myphis - " This next match I have looked forwards too all week long, this is gonna be great, to bad it's just a normal match up, nothing special for these two high powered studs ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is standard for all non title SXW
singles matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Noodle Brain ' by the Queers crackles through the arena sound system
and fans roar knowing, hoping that Crazy Noodle Boy will pop out, from
somewhere. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is the insane and lovable ...... CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his opponent ..... " Cheryl - " Ladies and gentlemen...about to come down the aisle,
he is from Perth, Australia...THE RED RAVEN !!!! " The Red Raven enters right when his theme starts, and will out walking to fast, TRR is in the ring in mere seconds. Before the match starts Lucas Myphis again adds his two cents to this matches ... changes .... Myphis - " You know, I was thinking all week, standard match between TRR and CNB, haha, not gonna cut it, no pun intended there Raven, anywise .... I have decided this match will be a Table Match !!! " Fans cheer like crazy. Myphis - " But not just your standard table match, nu-uh, this one will go for ten minutes and in that time, the one to go through the most tables loses, this means no sacrificing yourself to make a save by going through a table if you both go through in a Rock Bottom type hold, then you both get checked with a table break, in the event of a tie, it will come down to sudden death, first through a table loses, the sacrifice stipulation back in effect, got it, good, then lets bring out some wood, CNB keep your pants on, this is live TV not like WVW, pre-recorded crap ! " Dozens of staff walk out with table after table after table, all around
the ring area, CNB & TRR have pretty much been in a stare down since
this all started, then ...
* * * The Bell Rings * * * Crazy Noodle Boy & The Red Raven lock it up, both struggle for control, then push off, nothing doing. Both then ditch the ring and start setting up tables outside the ring, then CNB tosses a table into the ring, Raven gets into the ring and sets it up, Crazy Noodle Boy is walking around outside the ring and finds his moment to slide back in. Raven turns to take a Belly to Belly Suplex then a Spinning Neck Breaker and finally CNB puts Raven through the in ring table with a Sunset Flip Off the Ropes. CNB = 01 / TRR = 00 Raven is up quick and CNB Frog Splashes wooden pieces, he grabs his chest in pain, Raven then picks him up by his head and nails a Even Flow DDT, Raven then exits the ring and slides in a table, and sets that one up, one time CNB starts to get up and Raven stops to nail him with a Spinning Heel Kick. Raven has the table set and then plays CNB who stands up right in the perfect spot for Raven to nail a Tilt-a-Whirl Back Breaker, using the table instead of his knee, CNB is slammed through the table. CNB = 01 / TRR = 01 and 8 minutes left The Red Raven soon lifts CNB out of the table scraps and into an Irish Whip and a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricarana) that whips Crazy through the ropes and crashing though yet another table. CNB = 01 / TRR = 02 The Red Raven takes his time placing two tables in the ring while CNB is slow to get up. Once CNB is up he slides back into the ring like a victim and right into the The Raven Drop- Victim is placed sitting on The Red Raven's shoulders, and is dropped face first through the table as TRR moves into a sitting position.(Electric Chair Drop), but CNB while on the shoulders locks TRR into his Snake Pull- Modified mandible claw, tries to rip out the tongue. and they both fall forwards and through one of the two tables. CNB = 02 / TRR = 03 and 5 minutes left Both men are slow to get up one table still in the ring and CNB quickly grab TRR into a Rope to Rope Bulldog and through the table. CNB = 03 / TRR = 03 and 4 minutes left Crazy Noodle Boy is shaking off the last three tables and then grabs a broom and sweep the ring clean of sawdust and scraps. Then CNB exits and slides in a few more table, then changes his direction and stack two high outside the ring, near the turn buckles. 2.5 minutes left Crazy is back into the ring and nails the crouching TRR with a Leg Driver then proceeds to set up a table, then grabs TRR into a on the ropes for the You Go Now- Opponent propped on turn buckle,pushed to the outside floor and pushes TRR through the stack of two tables. CNB = 05 / TRR = 03 and 2 minutes left Raven is and out, Crazy Noodle Boy sets up two more tables in the ring, making them a stack of three, two on the bottom and one going across them on the 2nd level of tables. Crazy Noodle Boy then grabs lighter fluid and sets the pyramid of table on fire, in the ring ! Myphis - " God damn it, I knew this guy was gonna run up the bills around here ! " The Red Raven is just into the ring when CNB lights them up, he is then hit with a Big Boot and then forced up the ropes, setting a final move into play a Super Front Face Suplex , but Raven fights back at the last moment ... 30 seconds left Raven finally scores a Super Snap Suplex and they both go through some tables, CNB goes through all three, but clearly Raven only goes through one of the bottom two .... CNB = 06 / TRR = 06 and just then time expires. Both TRR and CNB stay down after the 10 minutes, it's now sudden death, and they both start to get up at the same time, tables still all around outside the ring ... CNB nails an Elbow Smash and then Irish Whips Raven across and back for a Sunset Flip out of the ring, but Raven lands on the apron, CNB sees this and off the Ropes for an Elbow Smash, but Raven blocks, then hooks and Arm Drag Flips CNB over the top ropes and trough a table, solo. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via sudden death table win ..... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... THE RED RAVEN !!!!!!! " After the match Raven gets booed as he drags Crazy Noodle Boy back into the ring, and clears out the table scraps. Then TRR pulls out his switch blade and intends to carve his initials into the out cold Crazy Noodle Boy !!!! Raven signs the knife carve and slices into CNB, who awakes when Raven
has one R done, then TRR locks him into a Sleeper and Raven stands up and then starts his Blood Bath motions, but Crazy Noodle Boy was playing possum and before completed, CNB jumps on Raven's back, then locks him into the Sleeper Hold until Raven finally passes out minutes later, the whole time fans cheer and boo. Raven is half up when CNB is on top of him, holding the switch blade,
Crazy then turns the knife on himself, carving a heart with an ( 's)
and then CNB under it so it reads .... RR loves CNB and then Crazy makes
the signal and the blood bath drops on them both Raven is in the ring still sitting in the blood, more sickened by CNB having his TONGUE in his mouth ! Ms. Myphis - " Did he really give him tongue ?! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for all SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit
! " ' Burning Down Da House' plays and a ring of fire appears around the
SXW ring, the lights are out as ... Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, from hell and back, they are .... Redd and ... FIRE !!!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his opponent ..... " Cheryl - " Ladies and Gentlemen, Coming to the ring now, weighing in
at a massive 387 pounds, it is the man mountain from Antarctica ... The Glacier does a little dance on the stage then visits his fans on the way to the ring and takes most of his entrance theme to get into the ring. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Fire is helping Redd out of the ring, and as he turns around, he looks
on with horror as The Glacier comes off the top rope with a Missile
Drop-kick * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall ..... "
Cheryl - " .... he is ......... THE GLACIER !!!!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " We have great ring staff, clean the ring up real quick from all that Blood and charred wood when CNB light the tables on fire and both of them carved there initials into Crazy Noodle Boy's chest, Ahala what a match ! " Myphis - " The Glacier cleans up with Fire and after this commercial break folks, by title belt is on the line, I will be very sad to see it go, as of late, I feel stronger with it, but alas, I am no wrestler and this was all just a crude EoD joke on me ! " |
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AHALA AMAZON GODDESS ANKE !
 Now you can own your very own, Ahala Anke t-shirt and join the amazon tribes as warrior or slave ! |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive fatal four elimination
by pinfall, submission or top rope title match with a 20 minute time
limit and is for the SXW Darkness Championship title belt ! " YOU CAN NOT HALT ... THE MARCH OF TIME !!!!!!!! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, lead by Jack Nickel, he is ..... AEON !!!!!! " A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to boo."Suicide" starts
playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entrance way. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he was denied afterlife in heaven so he
is making earth hell, the infected, the crazed Korn blasts the arena speaks as Wildthing ... Cheryl - " Now coming to the ring, from Monterey, California and weighing in at 170 lb ... he is .... WILDTHING !!!! " Cheryl - " .. and their opponent ... he is the current SXW Light Weight Champion ...... ' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his
way to the ring and his dozens of fans, are screaming for blood ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring he is ...the crazy, freaky ...HARDKORE KID !!!!!! " All four in the ring and ... * * * The Bell Rings * * * As the four dive into battle, Plague realizes Wildthing & Hardkore Kid are all over Aeon and he is fighting them back, so Plague sits on some turn buckles for a bit to start, HKK & Wildthing hoist Aeon up, but not quite over the top ropes, he then pushes back and down, but they lift him up a second time, but still no good. Hardkore Kid and Wildthing bounce off the opposite ropes, accidentally knocking Plague off the turn buckle, he falls on the ring apron, safe zone. Meanwhile Aeon comes back and nearly flips both Deadly Duo out of the ring, but they spring over the top ropes, land on the apron and leap back in, Wildthing hooks a Arm Bar Toss and HKK a Leg Scissors Face Lock and they flip Aeon over and onto his back. Plague is back in the ring and once HKK and Wildthing start stomping on Aeon, he jumps in, nailing both with a Clothesline, then he tries to lock Wildthing into his Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn), and then Aeon prevents Hardkore Kid from breaking him free, with a Chokeslam Hardkore Kid is lifted into the March of Time- Reverse Sidewalk Slam(Reverse Rock Bottom) and put out, and he covers HKK while Plague still has a screaming in pain Wildthing in the Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn) when suddenly ... ' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt
around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring,
growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to
howl and shake the ring ropes violently. As Crusher steps into the ring with Bash& Smash, the Painted chair, Plague sees him and stands aside, Wildthing is just looking up in time to dive out of the path of destruction, as Beast is going straight at Aeon, who now hears the music and cheers, breaking his pin and turning around just in time for ... WHACK ... WHACK ... Two chair shots right to the forehead and Aeon wobbles to his knee's, Hardkore Kid is just standing up and sees this, he cheers and says, ... HKK - " You dah mahn Crusher ! " Thumb's up, Crusher mildly winces at Kid and then turns like a bullet right at Wildthing, with a side chair shot that knocks him through the ropes and to the floor, still in the match and then another quick turn towards Plague and a chair shot upper cut, that knocked Plague in the air and backwards, right over the tope ropes, to the floor on his neck & shoulders, then both feet. Elimination Tely - " But Beast is not in this match, he could never be the Darkness champion ..... or could he ...... " Crusher then turns back to Aeon and clocks him one last time, putting Aeon down, Hardkore Kid stands up, rather helpless as the huge Beast stands before him, then Crusher raises his chair and HKK shuts his eye ' give it to me doctor, I can take it ! ' ... then a few moments later ... Hardkore Kid opens one eye, then both to see Crusher's back, as he is walking out of the arena, chair over his shoulder, his music blasting the PA systems. Ms. Myphis - " What was that all about ?! " Hardkore Kid then simply pins the knocked out Aeon, one, two, three. Elimination Wildthing crawls back into the ring, this is a rematch from last week and they lock up, then do some moves .... but nobody can get anybody for three or to submit, for shit ! Then in a Wildthing Leg Spin Reverse to a Spinning Hell Kick by Hardkore Kid, he manages to leg hook and scoop Hardkore Kid out of the ring, but not fully, then Wildthing runs the ropes and back for a Baseball Slide Kick to the mild section that knocks HKK off the ring and onto a chair, feet still not on the floor. Tely - " Damn, this is close, what is HKK gonna do ! " Hardkore Kid is kinda stuck in the chair, leaning backwards against the guard rail, and soon he falls to the floor, touching with his feet, Wildthing had done enough moments ago. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via final elimination .....
Cheryl - " ... and your new SXW Darkness Champion .... he is .....
WILDTHING !!!!! " After the match however, all four still around the ring, most just getting to their feet when Lucas Myphis adds in his two cents again. Lucas - ' Well looks like Wildthing won the match and we had some problems here, so I have decided .... to remain as SXW Darkness Champion until at least the PPV, where I myself and nobody else will face Wildthing in a singles, no Run-in special title match ! " Lucas - " Sorry Zach, but if I am going to lose this precious title, I am damn well gonna fight for it myself, that is my final thought on the subject now if all of you will ... " Just then Jack Nickel looks super angry as does Aeon, all four DRI have climbed into the ring while Lucas was speaking and Nickel pulls out a wooden baseball bat from his jacket and waist, he had some what hidden the whole time. Aeon takes the bat while most of the DRI are backs turned, Lucas tries to warn them, but first Hardkore Kid takes a back shot, then Wildthing gets jabbed by the tip and then a back shot, eon then turns to Plague, much like with Crusher & HKK, he lifts the bat up, Plague defenseless shuts his eyes and ' give it to me doctor, I can take it ! ' Myphis - " WTF is Aeon doing ! " Then Plague opens his one eye ... and then .. Aeon lets him have it full force, WHAMMMMM ! The shot spins Plague head literally 180 degrees, Plague is all screwed up and 1/2 tongueless too, then Aeon grabs hold of him, turns him around so he can look him in the eyes and Headbutt's Plague into Wildthing, they both fall out of the ring, this leaves HKK alone with Aeon and a bat. Aeon strikes Hardkore Kid two more times in the ribs, then as he goes for his third and Lucas is screaming at Nickel to make him stop, Aeon unloads another two shots, then again, Beast, the Crusher is in the arena, not set in any matches and Running Bell Claps, Aeon while he was lifting for another bat shot to the down and out HKK. Aeon is scoops out of the ring and Nickel rounds him up as Crusher secures the ring and points talking trash to Aeon, then a microphone is handed to him ...
Again Beast exits the ring, Plague & Wildthing get back in and
help HKK to his feet, Lucas is having a hissy fit and Ms. Myphis is
fanning him with papers, while Tely is scratching his head .... |
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Tely - " We have had a wild card tonight folks and I am sure here is more to come, Lucas boy are you gonna have allot to deal with after tonight, some Valentine's day huh ?! " Myphis - " Well hopefully I get to sit back and finally enjoy a match tonight as Jackal takes on Planeswalker ! " Tely - " Don't you mean the Giant Kill takes on The Planeswalker ! " Myphis - " You sell it Tely, it's the only reason your still here ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all SXW singles
non title matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " An hourglass appears on the Xtreme-a-tron, and it slowly fades out,
only to be replaced by the word Planeswalker, spelled out in sand."Temple
of Time" plays, as the Planeswalker slowly makes his way to the ring,
his head lowered, and covered by a hood.He walks up the steps, and raises
his hands, and a bolt of lightning strikes the ring post in front of
him, and as the puff of smoke disappears, Planeswalker gets into the
ring, removes his hood ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the unknown entity known as.....THE PLANESWALKER !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent, he is the current SXW Cruiser Weight Champion .... " Pyros go off as ' Killing in the name of .... ' by RATM hits the Arena
and The Jackal Strides proudly to the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 242 lbs, he is ..... THE JACKAL !!!!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * As the lock up, Planeswalker who towers over Jackal and out weighs him by almost 100 pounds, Walker twists Jackal into a Cobra Clutch Suplex and then a Wheelbarrow Suplex and pin, but Jackal gets his shoulder up, then stands quickly once again locking up with The Planeswalker. This time Jackal twists around into a Waist Lock and then holds on for three Belly to Back Suplex's, but clearly it took most of The Jackal's strength, he makes no pin. The Planeswalker is to his feet and takes a Leap Of Faith- Flying Dragon Attack and then a weak, Noble Blood- Crucifix Powerbomb and Planeswalker barely breaks out. Planeswalker is back in action like a rabid wombat, but missing with nearly every punch he throws as The Jackal dodges them, he takes a few, but none full impact cause he is always moving. Tely - " I think Jackal is trying to let Planeswalker punch himself out !? " And that he is, as nearly two minutes go by and the powerful Walker is tired, maybe for the first time in centuries, as he fights a mortal man till he can no longer swing, then the Jackal strikes .... Double Leg Shoulder Tackle(Spear) then a Back to Back Choke Drop but Walker breaks the cover, so he then takes a Standing Swinging(Tornado) DDT and locked into a Figure Four Leg Lock, but soon grabs the ropes, once Jackal makes a clean break, Planeswalker walks right into The Decimator- Spinning Samoan Neck Breaker. and is finally pinned for three. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall .... " ( ooc- Crap, I wrote this then realized Extreme Hell in the Cell match and screwed up, easier to keep my mistake then rework it, sorry ) Cheryl - " ... he is ....... THE JACKAL !!!!!!! " After the match, Jackal gets his title and a sack he brought with him, then he gets back into the ring, taking a set of ankle & wrist silver shackles from the sack and then placing them on the down Planeswalker, who wakes up in cuffs. Myphis - " What the hell is The Jackal doing ..... The Planeswalker has amnesty on X-Treme Island no matter what his crimes are ! " The Planeswalker is saying ' What are you doing' over and over while Jackal seems to activate something on these high tech shackles, they seem to relax The Planeswalkers muscles, he loses control over his motor functions, but speech, which Jackal has a mouth gauge for anywise and puts it on Walker. The Jackal has no problems getting The Planeswalker up thanks to the muscle relaxer shackles and carts him out of the arena, to fans who cheer an then get silent as it goes on, Myphis is having a shit fit ... Myphis - " Damn it, this is like when Gomez had the cops come
and arrest Hardkore Kid, but I don't get this, what did Planeswalker
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S.X.W. ' Turmoil Expansion '
CARD GAME 210 different cards to power up your favorite S.X.W. wrestlers, as you and your friends go head to head in the S.X.W. card game, you can play singles matches to battle royal's, for ages 8 and up. Plus gold foil cards are randomly inserted into individual packs. 
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all SXW title
matches this one been for the SXW Super Heavy Weight Championship Strap
and will have a 20 minute time limit ! " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as The Triad(Dawn, Amber,
and Caroline) all Walk out and down the ramp ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of ... The Walls of Stone & Pain ..... Cheryl - " ... and his opponent ... an he is the current SXW Super Heavy Weight Champion ...... "
Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, she is Christina and he is none other then the legendary horned Goliath ... RAGING BULL !!!!!!!!! " While both men wonder around and Fiend is waiting to be let loose, suddenly .... The lights dim as a ICE blue laser pans through the audience the the
laser appears at the entrance way where ICE makes his way out.......... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 360 lb and from the Jersey Shores....... He is ICE !!!!!" Myphis - " What the Hell is he doing here ?! " As Lucas speaks ICE walks around the ring, coming right at him .... Myphis - " ... Ohhhh crap, what did I do now ?! " ICE walks up to Lucas and then pulls up a chair and gets a set of headphones, to join them on announcing ! Myphis - " Ohh, hey ICE, here to join us in some announcing ?!
" * * * The Bell Rings * * * As soon as Over Fiend is taken off his leash, he acts like the old
Over Fiend again, kicking and punching Raging Bull with a purpose, before
grabbing him, and whipping him into the ropes. ICE - " Those bitches better not pull that crap on me Sunday if
it's the Fiend I fight ! " ICE - " That's it, Fiend is the one I will face at Maximum Carnage,
cause here comes the Force of One powerbomb !! " Myphis - " So you gonna do any thing here ICE ?! " ICE - " Not sure if TRB can cut it here ! " ICE - " This is outrageous, Three against one, heck four and they
fail miserably, Bull is truly as tough as they come ! " ICE - " If this doesn't do it .... " ... It's a clean three count for the retaining title pin.
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall ..... "
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S.X.W. ' Action Figures '
NEW ERA SET ONE  The Deadly Piranha - Ghost Eagle - Lugg - Dark Cyric - Fire & Over Fiend ! |
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Lucas - " Well folks we have had a wild night and it ain't over yet, finally we get to see Mr. Fixit beat down some Omega Defender ass and put that loud mouth in his place, and Aeon will get to back up his record with the other high ranker, the high ranker ... Ghost Eagle, Aeon still has allot to talk about with me, but allot more if he and Fixit lose this match ! " Ms. Myphis - " You know Fixit does not speak, but his actions are way louder then any words ever heard, this is going to be close, no gold on the line either, for shame ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is standard for all SXW non title,
tag team matches and however this match will have noh time limit ! " The classic ' Western Showdown ' complete with harmonica and whistle
plays over the sound system as the arena goes silent and remains so
until Mr. Fixit appears from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, standing at 8 feet tall and weighing in at 600 pounds he is .... MISTER ... FIXIT !!!!! " Cheryl - " .. and his partner .... " YOU CAN NOT HALT ... THE MARCH OF TIME !!!!!!!! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, lead by Jack Nickel, he is ..... AEON !!!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and their opponents ... first he is one half of the SXW World Tag Team Champions ..... " Real American hits the sound system and fans roar as ..... Red, white,
and blue pyros go off along the entrance ramp and Defender walks out
carrying an American flag. When he gets in the ring more pyros explode
from the ring posts as he salutes the crowd. Cheryl - " Now standing in the ring, he is THE REAL AMERICAN ....... DEFENDER !!!!! " Cheryl - " ...and his tag team partner, he is the current SXW One World Champion ...... " A clap of thunder leads to the opening notes of " Desert Rose ".A loud
Indian war-cry is heard, as Ghost Eagle emerges from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! " fans are going crazy as Eagle & Defender stand against Aeon & Fixit, but before anything can happen, referee Noh Cheating sends Jack Nickel out of the arena and tells Ghost to do the same with Aeetos, and Ghost Eagle makes a hand signal and a mimic eagle call, soon after the metallic Aeetos bird of war is seen flying out of the ring, then as the sides chose who will start .... * * * The Bell Rings * * * Starting with the OWC & #1 ranked wrestler, locking it up, Aeon soon over powers Ghost for a bit, scoring a few Turn Buckle Smashes and then a Shoulder Breaker and failed pin, Ghost Eagle is lifted back up into a Powerslam but he whips around working into a Tomahawk-Opponent in side headlock.Ghost Eagle runs to a corner with opponent, jumps up, plants his feet, and lands a Super Swinging DDT and his cover fails also. th back up and lock, it's weaker and soon Ghost Eagle scores a Cobra Clutch Bulldog and then runs the ropes back for a Bulldog Lariat and tags in Defender, who goes right at Aeon with stomps. Omega-Defender lifts Aeon to his feet and a Vertical Suplex, but Aeon flips out of it and nails Defender with an Atomic Drop and then a Pump Handle Slam, before he tags in Mr. Fixit. Myphis - " Defender is gonna get his now folks ! " As Defender starts to get up and looks up, he sees the giant fist of Fixit coming towards his face, Defender is helpless as he takes three shots and then is kicked in the side of his head, over and over, Ghost Eagle is leaning heavy over the ropes to try and tag, but Fixit swats his hands away, Noh Cheating warns him about it, Defender is up finally and locks with Fixit. They both hold their own, until clearly Mr. Fixit has the power, lifting and Turn Buckle Slamming Defender all over and then into a Vertical Cross Body Splash , letting Defender stumble into a Choke Slam and cover, but before three, Defender breaks. Myphis - " Damn, so close ! " Defender is up and again jobbed around by Mr. Fixit, finally after Defender is thrown in a Hanging Gorilla Press Slam he bounces to Ghost Eagle who makes the blind tag, he leaps in and is all over Fixit like white on rice. But Ghost Eagle's punches do next to nothing as Mr. Fixit nails a Short Arm Clothesline, putting the champ down, then he gets stomped and Mr. Fixit looks at Defender while he does it. Mr. Fixit then lifts the champ up into a Tilt-a-Whirl Back Breaker into an over the Knee Rack. and wants him to submit, or does he, as soon into the hold he rolls Eagle off his knee and tags in Aeon. Aeon tries a quick cover, but fails, he then lifts Ghost Eagle into a March of Time- Reverse Sidewalk Slam(Reverse Rock Bottom) and tags back in Mr. Fixit, they double team the champ for as long as Noh Cheating will let them, which is not long at all. Then Mr. Fixit lifts Ghost Eagle into a Last Ride Powerbomb but up top, Ghost start to try and punch out and almost does it, but moments later he is slammed with the Last Ride Powerbomb, Mr. Fixit then makes no pin and lets Eagle crawl to his corner, Fixit is pointing at Defender to tag in. Once Defender is in the ring, it a super slobber knocker as both unload all they have, this time minutes into it, even Fixit looks tired, finally Defender nails a Flying Forearm Smash m then a Jumping Roundhouse Kick and tries A Choke Slam, but Fixit starts to battle back, so Defender lets go and goes for a Shoulder Tackle that only pushes Fixit, so Defender then tries a Running Choke Snare, but Fixit catches him in a Choke Hold instead. Fans are going crazy as Fixit tries the slam, but Defender fights back and turns it around scoring a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog and then a Choke Slam , for the first time ever, fans see Mr. Fixit on his back in the ring, but at the same time, his long legs clipped Noh Cheating, the referee and he was knocked down and out of the ring. It's a solid three count, but no referee, Defender starts yelling at
Myphis to stand in referee and count, Lucas slowly gets up and then
suddenly ...The lights go out in the arena and two people walk down
the ramp. Frost and Sleet slide into the ring as quick as lightning, Ghost Eagle was barely able to react, but he does none the less, only to late as Aeon also does, he puts the champion down with a Flying Clothesline while Sleet and Frost nails Defender from behind, Lucas sits back down at his seat. Sleet and Frost Double Face Plant Defender to the ring then they lift him into a Double Suplex and leave him down while saying ... Frost - " See omega we told you we had a surprise and here it is ..... you got what was coming to you !!!! " As the Trinity leave and Aeon pummels with Ghost Eagle outside the ring, Noh Cheating gets back up and in the ring as Mr. Fixit covers Defender who just got beat down by The Trinity. But before three, Defender kicks out, even Mr. Fixit cannot believe it as he then lifts Defender into a Pump Handle but Defender drops out and pushes Fixit away, then he runs over and Baseball Slide Kicks Aeon outside of the ring, Noh Cheating starts a count out, but soon the good guys regroup and Ghost Eagle is officially tagged in, he goes at Mr. Fixit with everything he has and barely gets the big men to his knees before he out right over powers him into a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and then a Belly to Belly Piledriver (Tombstone), meanwhile Aeon has gone to fighting with Defender outside the ring, thus allowing Fixit time to get the three count cover to win this match. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winners via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " ..... they are .... AEON & MR. FIXIT !!!!!!!! " As the scene fades out, Aeon and Mr. Fixit have begun to double team Defender outside the ring, soon staff swarm them, but all three still fist fight, until the down and out Ghost Eagle finally gets up and Swan Dives over the ropes and take the whole damn pile of people down ....the scene .... |
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....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter
for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report .......
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The Reavers get a win and add to their numbers, but Fiend's second match
of the night leaves him with no title belt, Bull owns !
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Ahala finally gets a win and seems like Crusher should have too, but no
Darkness title change, cause Lucas said so, sorry Wildthing !
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Ghost Eagle still champ, but beaten, Mr. Fixit brought down finally, but
not out, Aeon is out of DRI, Defender is still left with no real fight
on his hands and no questions answered, from Fixit, of course not, he
doesn't talk jackass !
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.....Join us in three days for FRIDAY NIGHT FURY !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage In America, California, a young man known to some in Josh an to others
in a different timeline(XWF) as Mentally Insane .... Now nearly 20 minutes later, he is on a gurney, been carted to the emergancy room at the nearest hospital, multiple gun shots wounds to the chest, life signs dropping ,he is on death bed and rushed into surgery ...... |
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DAY 
Tely - "
Hello lovers and jagged hearted ones, welcome to the first ever SXW
Valentine's Day Massacre, we thought it would be nice to do our show
on Wednesday, and the rolling black out's sure made it easy for us to
decide ! "
Lucas -
" I have all I need my Darkness title, my beautiful wife, a great
company with hard workers, life is grand ! "
Ms. Myphis
- " But honey, tonight one of the DRI will get your Darkness title,
remember ?! "
- Kelly O'Delly
Green Death & Crimson Scourge 
- Ernie Chang
- Larry Segal
... into Crazy's chest !
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Luke Cage
Fire
and Redd 
....
with Nickel ....
.... calmly
walk to the ring. 
... makes his way to the ring !
Crusher -
" I don't need to explain my actions, I am the hard-core animal,
DRI are the rats, Nelles is the weasel and CoolmanP ..... your simply
next !!!!! "
and coldly stares at his opponent. 
- Noh Cheating
Frost &
Sleet 
Behind
them is Lita and Trish.
