
SXW Wrestling Examiner
17th February 2001
Inside this Issue:
After The End
The Last Nickel View
An Interview With Mikee B, hey that's me !
Down The Bookies
Merchandise Charts
Around The Net
Trivia
An Interview With Alex, hey that's CP !
Blast from the Past
Introduction
Hehe, welcome back, nah, the Examiner
is not over, just slightly understaffed. Please guys, I need some volunteers
for writers. Anyway, after missing last week, a longer issue this week,
I hope. We have two great interviews, the last Nickel View, The Internet
Geek continues on his trip from around the net and John Klud continues
the Merchandise Charts as well as taking over, for this week only, down
the Bookies. A great two weeks in SXW, since we last wrote, a few title
changes and some great shows. We are really looking forward to the PPV
this Sunday, so lets get on with the newsletter
By The Ed, Davey Hughes
After The End
As the scene opens Omega is sitting at
his 'After the END' set. A life-size dummy of Mr. Fixit is in the seat
next to him. Omega starts the show off right away.
"Well, folks, we got
a lot to cover today... two weeks worth to be exact. But first, I've got
a real scoop. Mr. Fixit agreed to give his first public interview right
here on my show! To all you folks who are just readin' this in the newsletter
instead of watchin' it, I'll have my first ever 'After the END' Collector's
DVD set out real soon now! So Mr. Fixit, why exactly do you keep startin'
trouble with me?"
The dummy's mouth moves
as Omega does a bad ventriloquist act.
"Duh... me jealous!"
"Of me?"
"You got fans. You got
brains. You even tougher than Fixit. That make Fixit feel bad!"
"You know what'd make
you feel better?"
"Duh... what?"
"This!"
Omega breaks a 2x4 over the dummy's head and kicks it over.
"Folks, if you thought
that looked painful, just wait until Sunday! Now, on with the recaps."
"A couple Fridays ago
things went totally nuts. Seems the EoD managed to make a few changes
in the card lineup. It started out with CNB not only beating Plague but
pullin' his tongue out!
Then the Red Raven creamed
Theo Blitz and carved his initials in the guy's chest. Real cute, bird
boy... how long did it take you to learn how to spell 'em?
Then Beast crushed
Fire and swiped his mask. After seein' that mug o' his, all I can say
is... Give him back the mask before we all lose our lunch!"
"Next that Canadian
with the unpronounceable name beat Silver Banshee. The guy ain't bad in
the ring, but he really needs a new name.
hen Billy K. Bonk beat
Light Cyric (what, does he have less calories or somethin'?) and Lugg
to win the X-Treme Island belt. Way to go, pal. Myphis about had a coronary!
Then Frost vs. Ruff
Ryder turned into the Trinity vs. Ruff Ryder and Jackhammer. Good match
for a bunch o' rookies, and Ruff and Jackhammer managed to get the win."
"After that HKK took
on Wildthing. Gee... wonder how that happened? Good match if you
like watchin' pipsqueaks jump all over the ring. HKK kept his belt but
he probably felt that match the next day.
Then it was Cyric and
Short Round against Over Fiend and Noh Cheating. Cyric pretty much just
kicked everyone's butt.
Next I got screwed out
of the hard-core title by Mr. Fixit. I had Aeon right where I wanted him,
then that big goon showed up. I'm really lookin' forward to settlin'
the score on Sunday."
"Then Ice beat Planeswalker
and the Trinity won the tag belts in a tag team raffle... er, rumble.
After that Lucas Myphis
had to take on Dark Wind for the Darkness Title. When we came up with
that one we never thought he'd win, but he did... thanks to Fixit.
Myphis with a belt? Oh well, at least it wasn't David Arquette...
Finally, Ghost Eagle
beat Piranha in a great match. I know Piranha's in the EoD, but if he's
gotta lose at least it was to one of the good guys."
"Then on Tuesday it
was Jobbermania as the low carders came out in full force. Jackhammer
bear Jack Kusack. Wildthing beat Theo Blitz. Priest beat Coolman P. Yep,
you heard right. Priest won one. Shain Nelles beat Ruff Ryder. Then Frost
got creamed by Beast. Oh yeah, and the Jackal beat Mr. Unpronounceable
Canadian Name.
Then CNB beat Over Fiend
with, of all things... cole slaw! That guy may be nuts, but he's sure
fun to watch! Cyric got DQ'd against Raging Bull but beat the hell out
of him with a chair. Then Piranha beat Aeon... guess the winnin' streak's
over for a while for Mr. 'March of Time'. Then that idiot Fixit busted
up my title shot at Ghost Eagle's world title! Man, is that guy gonna
pay..."
"Last Friday had more
action. ICE and Whitesnake started the night off, with ICE getting' the
win. Then Over Fiend beat Crimson Scourge, Green Death, and April Knight
in a gauntlet. He won April for the weekend, so that makes him the loser
as far as I'm concerned!
Then Nature's Fury beat
the Deadly Duo. Aeon looked like he was gonna help HKK, but then he walked
away. Guess he's finally getting' smart about those DRI clowns.
Then Ruff Ryder beat
Hardman Gubba in a retirement match. I never really noticed Gubba anyway,
so I doubt things'll seem much different. The good news is I won tag team
gold against the Trinity next. The bad news is that Cyric was my partner!
Talk about a belt not bein' worth it!"
"Then Coolman P. beat
Aeon for the hardcore belt, thanks to a run-in by HKK. Real team players,
those DRI folks... Finally, Lugg Nutt beat Plague, Billy K. Bonk, and
the Red Raven. Lugg's a lot better since he lost the bad guy routine and
dumped those SoD clowns."
"Then we come to the
special Valentine's Day Massacre card. Love was in the air, and so was
sweat and blood. First the People's Team beat the Reavers in a six man
tag match. As one of the people, I gotta say this is not my team!
Over Fiend seemed a little worse for wear after that weekend with April...
he ended up as her third man-bitch!
Then the Masked Ronin
refused to fight Post, and he sent in Ahala instead. I wouldn't fight
Post either... she's just a kid! Too bad for her Ahala's tougher than
the Masked Ronin ever thought about bein'! It wasn't pretty, but
at least it was quick as Ahala got the easy win."
"After that the Red
Raven took on Crazy Noodle Boy in a ten minute tables match. This match
was nuts, and so were both participants. TRR tried his chest carving bit,
but CNB turned it into a damn valentine! Where were the guys with the
white coats and butterfly nets during this one?!?
Then Glacier stopped
Fire cold. That led to a four way DRI rumble for the Darkness Title. It
was brutal, but Wildthing got the win. Only problem is that Aeon caused
the win, so Myphis decided to keep the belt until Maximum Carnage. I hope
he has to fight Cyric for it!
After that the Jackal
beat Planeswalker, then hog tied him and carried him away! Raging Bull
managed to beat Over Fiend next, even with a triple run-in by the Triad.
Finally I teamed up
with Ghost Eagle against Aeon and Fixit. It was goin' fine until the Trinity
butted in. I still didn't get pinned, but Ghost Eagle did. If the Trinity
are this pissed off about me an' Cyric beatin' 'em, then imagine how pissed
they'd be if I'd done it by myself like I planned!
Guys, you ain't in my
league. Stay outta my way or else."
"That's it for tonight's
show. Remember, the DVD collection comes out in just a few weeks! Until
next week, folks!
By Omega
The Last Nickel View
NB- This was written last week
First of all, I must apologise
for my absence from last week's newsletter, there were some unfortunate....
happenings in North Korea that I was asked to take care of. But the past
couple of weeks have been one of much excitement and interesting developments.
First of all, SXW legend
Brimstone has been seen hospitalised, paralysed and as good as dead. Brimstone
was a man that the own3r of SXW has mentioned as a man who he would not
like to see in the all new SXW, could there be a link?
This is a story that is
sure to pull on the heart strings of many SXW fans. Another major twist
was the revelation surrounding the Havoc/Omega/Defender saga. As it turned
out, Havoc never really existed, Omega returned for around 15 minutes
before renaming to Defender or Captain America's stunt double. Speaking
of Defender, he and Mr. Fixit have had their problems of late, Fixit interfered
in a big way during the Defender vs. Aeon Hardcore Title Match, effectively
giving Aeon the win. The FNF before this newsletter is published we will
see a tag-team match between Aeon & Mr Fixit and Ghost Eagle & Defender
[Note from the Ed, last FNF].
The Dirty Rotten Imbeciles
have also had problems recently, the largest being Hex having a hole the
size of a small African nation cut in his chest. Hex went into solitude,
waiting for his recovery. Plague was the seemingly natural choice to take
over as leader, until recently when Hex re-appeared briefly in the DRI
lair and appointed Aeon the new stand-in leader of DRI.
From the segment we saw
following that announcement, it is obvious that Aeon is not going to take
any shit from DRI, even threatening Wildthing with expulsion if he failed
to beat Theo Blitz!
The DRI's biggest rivals,
the EoD, have not had much stable action recently, but Piranha defeated
Aeon in what turned out to be a non-title match on TNT. This was because
Ghost Eagle defeated Piranha before, on FNF, which made the Ghost Eagle
vs. Defender match on TNT for the title. The two fan favourites were pretty
much neck and neck until Mr Fixit got involved. He flattened both Defender
and Ghost Eagle and the match was ruled a no contest.
Something which few people
seem to have noticed (unless I have missed something big), Lucas Myphis
has not shown his face for a while now, could he be planning things with
the own3r? The own3r has had all sorts of suspicion surrounding him recently,
here are the stars that I know people suspect:
-Crazy Noodle Boy/JOE (almost certainly wrong as he has returned to the
ring?)
-Legion (A strong favourite among the fans it seems)
-Maxx Fitzgerald (From another dimension where SXW never actually was
created, could he be the own3r of the new SXW, to end the bankruptcy of
his family?)
-Kamikaze (An evil turn for the all-good high flyer would certainly be
a storyline twist!)
-Light Cyric (Same as CNB, he has already returned to action in the ring,
so this is unlikely)
(I'm running these off from memory, so if I've missed some out, sorry
:) )
What will happen in the
coming weeks? Hopefully we will keep receiving news on Brimstone's condition,
Defender still wants a piece of Mr Fixit. Defender may have more guts
than brains. We are still awaiting the return of Brandon Hex, and...the
rumour that is exciting everyone? MAYBE....Hardman Gubba might leave and
join WVW! This rumour has had everybody talking and we all hope he does
go because I'm told the locker room now smells quite.............no this
is prime time I can't say it. Until next time.
By Jack Nickel
An Interview With Mikee B
Alex:
How old are you?
Mikee: Ohhhh crap, 28, I think the oldest person in SXW :P
Alex: What country do
you live in?
Mikee: USA all the way, but being in efed's got me to meet so many people
from around the world, I feel like I have plenty of home towns :)
Alex: What state/province
do you live in?
Mikee: Minnesota, go Vikings .... oppps !
Alex: How did you get
the idea for your character(s)?
Mikee: First character was The Juggernaut, he was basically a Super Heavy
Weight, allot like the comic book character from the X-Men, used his image
and his attitude. Second character, well he was stolen actually :P,
this one guy in the first efed I joined had the name, so I used it once
that efed fell, because that same guy dissed us all, it was a started
efed, I guess he was to good for us, but the gimmick, that's all mine
and I just love ( my guys image and that wrestler ) but always thought
WCW went the wrong way with him, so I did it ... my way ...
btw- a little spoiler, maybe someday we will see a picture of him before
the, well you know, super natural thing got him ! Also, I started using
him in SNWA and my first feud was with Raging Bull, since then he's grown
on just about everybody or done, well, you know what to them, certainly
you do Alex :)
Alex: How long have you
been e-fedding?
Mikee: Just over 1 year. Joined the EWF, and was World and Hard-core champion,
but it went down and I went down as duel champ :) Then I Joined KRSW and
got ranked 3rd in 2 weeks, it was my first big efed and inspired me to
make XWF. That dropped 2 times before I said fuck it and never looked
back, made XWF in 1 week and most of you know the rest ... and I am glad
you where here to enjoy it, as I enjoy having all of you in SXW !
Alex: Who is your favorite
real wrestler?
Mikee: That would be giving away my SXW character, but other then him,
I used to be a huge Kane mark, I like them all, I respect them all and
I am sad to say I mark mainly for the real weirdo's like Kwee Wee and
Lazz ( opps, I did it again !)
Alex: Favorite quote?
Mikee: Hehe, the going to hell and taking over owns, I liked Don't sing
it, just bring it, but from real wrestling, I will say ...... ( images
of two middle fingers in your face. ) I got a picture of myself using
that quote to prove it :)
Alex: Favorite Wrestling
Show?
Mikee: Hands down, Smack Down, but lately I am marking for the small federations,
Like WOW ( Women of Wrestling ) and NWA ( not sure the name anymore, but
damn is it hard-core !)
Alex: Favorite Color?
Mikee: Blue or shades of blue ( mixed with green )
Alex: Favorite SXW Character?
Mikee: Ouch so, so many, I guess we all know I was a huge Omega mark,
Legion, Crazy Noodle Boy, Xander Bloodstone and Kamikaze, but all are
gone, right now I think all are great, but if I had to say one guy who
catches my eye and his RP keep getting better and better, it's Piranha
!
Alex: Favorite computer
game?
Mikee: Crimson Skies, but I can kick all your asses in X-Wing or and vs.
Tie Fighter :), X-Wing & Duke Nuke all time favorites, but currently Crimson
Skies owns !
Alex: Anything else?
Mikee: Yes, I love this stuff, the cards even though they take forever,
the newsletters, those images Gerald makes for us, the Role-plays, mahn
do I love the role-plays, I hope to see everybody here in 2002 and I hope
everybody is happy with in reason and if ever you're down about SXW, talk
to me, I can help pick you up hopefully, but don't leech by sympathy,
cause it doesn't work like that :)
Everybody in SXW owns, 4 life !
*Please note, I conducted
this interview three weeks in advance, meaning it was at least three weeks
before CNB was back.
Down The Bookies
Taking over can
be hard, but this week it is me, John Klud, who is visiting the bookies
and bringing back the best odds. Dave has been severally ill and unable
to do so, so obviously that Davey Hughes character thought, hmmmm next
best thing. Which is obviously me, cos I am 'The Utility Man'
I will do anything
with no notice. Well enough of my moaning by Dave better have recovered
by next week or I am going on strike ya hear me Davey [Note from the Ed,
Loud and Clear].
Well down to the
predicitions. A hard week instore, including a promising PPV, this I will
profile first.
SXW : Maximum Carnage
2001 : 2/18/2001
Hardkore Kid vs.
Dark Wind
Two classy competitors in what should be a tense and exciting match. HKK,
is no longer a rookie, after recently completing his first year in wrestling
and he will be looking to retain the title which he believes is rightfully
his. His opponent, Dark Wind is a super wrestler, who only recently became
titleless, he will be looking to change this status at Carnage, and gain
the gold. Should be enthralling but I think Dark Wind will get the win.
HKK 21:50
Dark Wind 29:50
The Jackal vs. Crazy
Noodle Boy
Two XWF legends face off in what would be a main event match, if at a
different event. I would put no money on either of these two wresters,
in this match, why? Cos they are too even. CNB has just returned and maybe
a bit ring rusty but nothing has ever stopped him before. Jackal is on
top form and is my pick to win this match and retain this title, but as
I said, it will be so close, no money should be put on it.
Jackal 26:51
CNB 25:51
Coolman P. vs. Beast
The Crusher
Coolman P's SXW Hard-core championship is on the line in this match. Many
however believe this title is still really Beast's. Beast dominated this
title in old SXW and expect this to be his first title in 'The All New
SXW', he will win the match, this Sunday, I have little doubt, despite
a valiant effort from CP. But remember I am just a stand in and probably
wrong.
CP 2:7
Beast 5:7
Cyric (light) vs.
Glacier
No doubt a Cyric win here but Glacier will put up a great effort. I expect
this to be a great match. Not just a great match but a long one, I feel
Glacier will take a lot of punishment before being finished off. No doubt
though Cyric will march on and does anybody know when this guy will ever
leave SXW. A top star and Glacier, a top wrestler but unfortunately it
is just a mismatch. The match where you should put on some money, even
if they aren't great odds.
Cyric 7:8
Glacier 1:8
Top Rope Evening
Gown Special
I am not sure how this match is going to work, but I am sure that it will
be a two horse race. Former XWF Goddess champion Ahala will be the favourite
with the bookies, but I doubt the fans. April Knight the other contender,
no disrespect to the other women in it, but these are the only two I see
winning, Storm may put up a fight but the others have no chance.
Ahala 31:60
April Knight 20:60 (1:3)
Angelica Storm 5:60 (1:12)
Carnage 1:60
Despair 1:60
Post 2:60 (1:30)
Raging Bull vs.
ICE
For the Super Heavyweight title. ICE was killed by the Bull in a different
timeline but is now looking for revenge. He has threatened a return of
a tag partner which may mean an interference in this match. Despite putting
in a great effort in what will be a tight match, I see Bull retaining
the title. ICE will put in 110% and if he catches Bull by surprise, he
may get the win.
Bull 3:5
ICE 2:5
Piranha vs. Ruff
Ryder No doubt about this one. Piranha is a future main eventer and although
Ruff has talent and a decent stable to back him up, I see no other result
than a Pirry win. The only way Ruff can win gold is some kinda screw job
and even then Pirry will fight to the very end. Ruff don't wanna mess
in these waters.
Piranha 9:10
Ruff 1:10
Defender vs. Mr.Fixit
Another hard match to call, both with powerful friends. The feud has spanned
over nearly two months and it must come to an end here. But will it be
a literal end, I think not. But I see Defender winning. It will be close
but Defender will regain the form that made him (Omega) the greatest ever
SXW wrestler EVER. Fixit will do well and the match will go on and on
and on but as Pirry's match, save a screw job, it should be an EoD win.
Defender 3:5
Fixit 2:5
Ghost Eagle vs.
Lugg-Nutt
Lugg has finally got a shot he deserves so much. After dropping the bad
guy image, he has come on leaps and bounds. He will be a worthy opponent
for the undefeated Ghost. Ghostís record in my opinion is equal to Goldbergís
undefeated streak, despite being 100 wins less, I believe SXW is harder
to get a good winning streak going that WCW. I think Ghost will make a
successful defence but both wrestlers will come out honourably. Will we
see the return of LEGION.
Ghost Eagle 9:15
Lugg Nutt 6:15
Well with no matches
definite for TNT Oh, still more to do as more matches have been added
for the PPV, so here we go
Over Fiend vs. Fire
No doubt bout this one, Fire seems to have given up in his mission and
lost faith. Since his face was revealed no one has been near him and he
will be beaten by Fiend, quite easily.
Over Fiend 58:61
Fire 3:61
Lucas Myphis vs.
Wildthing
Lucas has had an exciting title reign and he is a supoerb technical wrestler,
who will beat Wildthing easily, all that was just said, give the opposite.
Of course I had to write it like that or I would get the sack [Note from
the Ed, You will probably get it anyway]( Note from Mikee B, LOL). Wildthing
will win though in a quick match.
Myphis 9:10
Wildthing 1:10 (Remember to reverse)
The Hand vs. The
Fallen Ones
Two newer groups, but with Carnage and Despair on his side, Aeon will
feel a bit handicapped and despite being a super wrestler, his team will
fail against an up and coming Hand group, that really look the biz. Frost
will lead his team to victory.
Hand 3:4
Fallen Ones 1:4
Shain Nelles vs.
Green Death
Snorrrrrrrrrrr. Nah not really, Nelles is a great competitor and will
get an easy victory over the man named Green Death, definitely a match
where you would put the money on the table next to the name Nelles, after
all he is Krazee.
Nelles 9:11
Green Death 2:11
Billy K Bonk vs.
Red Raven
Another tough match to call but I feel a title change more likely than
not here. TRR is a veteran against the fairly new to the ring Billy K,
as well as this Billy is carrying a slight injury, which will hamper his
chances. Another top PPV match and I suspect a very long and technical
one to, Raven will win though but will not hold his title for long.
Billy 4:13
TRR 9:13
Chris LeSponduluex
vs. Crimson Scouge
I am a great fan of the funny French Canadian and Crimson Scouge I hate.
Not only this but just a look at the records will tell you Chris LeSponduluex
is da man for the victory and betters lay your money down, this will be
a walkover. Chris LeSponduluex will use his Submission skills and Scouge
will not get pinned, dq'ed or counted out, he will submit.
Chris LeSponduluex 197:200
Crimson Scouge 3:200
Well that really
is the end of my report, hope yíall enjoyed it, until next week, werd
out, oh man, I have to write the merchandise charts to. What a man does
to keep his job ay.
By John Klud - Mikee B says "
Aweseom Job boo yeah ! "
Trivia
By Gerald Rolph
Welcome to another edition
of Geralds uhm, ok, I could'nt think of a witty name here, oh well, anyway,
I'm sure you are all itching to find out the answers to the last batch
of questions, so here we go
1.Follow up of the last
question, one man played an important part in both wins for Destroyer,
who was it?
None other than good old Eidolon.He was the special ref in the Ironman
vs Dark Destroyer match, in which he, or should I say, I killed Ironman,
thus giving DD the win. The tag-team title match never even took place.It
was a title match in which the titles could change hands through dq, and
since right from the start, Eidolon and Phoenix used chairs to beat on
DD and BB, and then went on to kill Barbarian, making DD the tag and superheavyweight
champion
2.Who went from being
one of Legion's biggest victims, to holding the tag-team championship
and lightweight title?
None other than....6 seconds PHOENIX
3.Who defeated Brimstone
for the rumble title in SXW, and how?
LUCAS MYPHIS, he managed to stay out of the amtch until the very end,
when he puled down the ropes when Brimstone bounced off of them, thus
winning the title, and getting his job back
4.Who is the only wrestler
to ever kick out of the Basalisks Stare?
KAMIKAZE, in a match for the Xtreme title
5.Which tag team wrestled,
only one match?
THE RAGING BONKERS. Billy k Bonk and and Raging Bull teamed up for only
one match, because Bull went to SNWA shortly thereafter
6.Who did they kill
in that one match?
EXTREME MACHINE, with a ton of C4 explosives
7.What stable was formed
through that tag match?
THE GREAT ONES
8. Who killed Maxx Fitzgerald
in the XWF timeline ? and at which event ?
DAMONA & AHALA, at the XWF awards show
9. Who killed Cyric(light)
in the XWF timeline ? and at which event ?
MAXX FITZGERALD, Xtrememania 2000, thanks to the Ring of Frost
10. Who is Cyric's past
self ? or in otherword, who is Cyric the future self of ?
HARDKORE KID
Well, there you go,
can you answer them???????? I don't have that many questions this week,
but I still hope you enjoy em.
1) Who killed Eidolon?
2)Why did that person kill Eidolon?(Besides the obvious of him being an
evil SOB)
3) Who helped Cyric escape from Hell?
4) Who followed Cyric when he escaped out of hell?(And it's not the person
who helped him escape)
5) While in Hell, Cyric & Maxx faced the Huntsman, what was his real
name?
6) Who killed Venom from the Blood Son's Cult ?
7) Who was leader of the Vampire Nation & Sandman's father ?
8) Who killed Edwin Fitzgerald in the other timeline ?
An Interview With
Alex Plefka
What is your name? Alexander Plefka
How old are you? 12
What country do you live in? US
of A
What state/province do you live in? California(Sacramento to be exact)
How did you get the idea for your
character(s)? CoolmanP was basically just an Alex Plefka with the volume
turned up like 30 notches. Actually, the name was just a joke, that has
become my handle. I was looking for something distinctive, and my friend
and I were just messing around. I think that as of late though, CP has
been switchin' off superstars. I like to mix it up occasionally. The one
thing about CoolmanP that I can't take full full credit for was the DRI
Angle. I came up with the basic outline, and ran it by Mikee. But it was
his idea to throw in the dark feather when "creating" the zombified CP
as Hex.
Ramirez the [Kickazz] Giant was
the only other character of mine that was truly mine. The idea was just
to have a freak, and say he knew CP. It was a cheap way to a tag partner,
and a gimmick I had wanted to use at the time. The whole growing angle
was mine too
Angel(from Sisters of Hell) was
not mine. My sister and I used to wrestle under our own gimmicks, and
she always liked to be a jacked up angel. Even the finisher(Angel From
Hell) is hers. She likes the Hardy Boyz, so naturally when I suggested
a flip type move she came up with the double misty flip.
Despair & Carnage were both Mikee
mainly again. I got bored during Christmas break so I said I would create
some jobbers. Turns out for a while they weren't jobbers hehe.
How long have you been e-fedding?
Since July 27th, 2000
Who is your favourite real wrestler?
Definitely a major Foley fan. He has got to be one of the best wrestlers
of all time. I also like listening to The Rock talk. He is a great talker.
My favourite champion is Triple H, cause he knows how to be an ass. I
suppose I like most WWFers. Too Cool and the Hardyz kick ass, and the
Dudleyz are pretty cool too. Terry Funk is pretty much the only WCW person
I like.
Favourite quote? "The object
of War is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard
die for his!" General Patton
"Everybody wants to go to Heaven, but nobody wants to die" Anonymous
Favourite Wrestling Show? Any
WWF show except Jakked, cuz I hate the one Michael dude that ringsides
with Michael Cole.( Ouch he mean's Michael Hayes of the Freebirds )
Favourite Colour? Blue
Favourite SXW Character? They
all kick ass pretty much. I think Kamikaze was one of my fav's though,
and definitely Gomez.
Favourite computer game? StarCraft
or almost any other Blizzard game (WC2 owns, lets pummel, Mikee B )
Anything else? Yup... I know it
is kinda gay that I interviewed myself, but I completely forgot about
interviewing someone until I got a message from Tom saying he needed my
interview hehe... typical Alex thing to do. Also, as always, SXW OWN3S!!!
By Alex Plefka
Merchandise Charts
Oh God, not more work. Well SXW is selling well at the
moment. With a lota face champions, the replica belts are going supoerbly
especially the One World title. Ghost Eagle is a worthy champion and the
kids seem to recognise that. EoD are as popular as ever as well as a few
new stables. Some remain undecided on the Peoplesí Team but The Hand are
already big sellers. Lets
have a look at the worst sellers though this week.
Worst Selling Merchandise
1- NOH Cheatingís personalised
toilet seat may be funny but the crowd don't seem to like it, will he
ever lose his number one spot.
2- Crimson Scouge
wrestling boots are selling badly, pity I can't use the joke bout the
Rock selling badly, like I did last week, even though it weren't that
funny.
3- Jack Cusack's Ballcap 'Iam a bombshell' ain't going to good either.
4- NOH Cheating has been trying to auction a thong signed by himself and
worn by himself as you would expect, no one wants it.
5- Fire's T-shirt 'See My Face' shows a disgusting picture and it
is no surprise no one wants it.
Best Selling Merchandise
1-
Ghost Eagle gets to number one, with the replica OWC selling supoerbly
2- Kruizing in at number two is Piranha's drink Delta Waters now
available in THREE different flavours
3- Lugg: Next OWC shirt is a super seller as the crowd really
take to the golden veteran
4- SXW Last Man Standing: the video finally released of the PPV
has had a good buy rate.
5- SXW Last Man Standing: the Playstation 2 game is out for the
public and near the top of many game charts.
Finally I have completed my work for this weeks newsletter, better start
working on next weeks, c ya guys.
By John Klud
BLAST FROM THE PAST:
X-Treme Mania 2000
Main Event was set, Cyric vs. The
Red Raven, World title match, but hours before, in another match, Maxx
Fitzgerald killed the XWF Wolrd Champion ... CYRIC, thus leaving a big
loop in the main event, or not .... as Damona elected a person who they
all thought worthy and nobody was gonna stop him, that champion was LEGION!
Now it was like old times,
Raven vs. Legion, Ankle Lock vs. Raven's Nest, these two had done it all,
accept World title slobber knocker and it was on .......
MAIN
EVENT
???
vs. THE RED RAVEN
XWF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE
BEL
Tyler - " The following match is a standard
one fall match and is for the XWF World Championship title belt,
with a 25 minute time limit ! "
If This Is Hell begins to play as the fans
start to pop for The Red Raven who makes his way to the ring,
he wears his XWF Submission title belt, he looks unhappy !
Tyler - " Introducing first from Perth,
Australia, and founder of the Spirit's of Fury, he is your XWF
Submission Champion ....... THE RED RAVEN !!!!!!! "
The fans continue to cheer as Raven enters
the ring, and awaits the unknown, as No Chance in Hell begins
to play and Maxx Fitzgerald walks out, he has the XWF World title
belt around his waist, he is flanked by Over Fiend and Super Star,
as he walks to the ring ramp and speaks to Raven as he slowly
walks to and enters the ring.
 
Maxx - " Raven, you see, first off,
I would never have booked you in this match in the first place,
that was Coupe's doing, but now that your here, I fear you are
not worthy of been #1 in my company, but my plans seem to have
gone to POT, when I killed your opponent and the XWF World Champion
, CYRIC !!! "
Maxx - " But that was part of the plan,
so you will not win the belt for free, you will have an opponent,
and you will not be just any match, no...no..it will be of course
your favorite, a no DQ match ! "
Fans boo as Maxx continues, Raven is just
rolling his eyes and staring down the Super Fiends !
Maxx - " And anybody from the Spirits
of Fury runs to the ring and they are fired on the spot and ......
It will also be a lumberjack match...... "
Fans start booing like mad, as the Soldier
of Fortune theme begins to play and A-Train, Legion, Hynter, Ugg-lee
and Lugg Nutt all walks with smiles to the ring.
  
 
Maxx - " And guess who the lumberjack's
are....... hahaha ....... now as for your opponent ?! "
Of Thunder begins to play as the lights go
out, and fans still boo even more, with in seconds the lights
return to reveal Damona in the ring, she is flanked by the Zen
Elite and A wounded Ahala, Damona walks into the conversation
as Maxx and Raven are in the middle of the ring, the rest exit
the ring and add to the lumberjack factor.

Damona - " Raven, tonight .........
you will not face me, you can easy up now boy . "
Damona - " But as one last respect to the fallen lord Cyric,
we have a special opponent in mind for you tonight and it is not
one of your friends, but the man who deserves to face you most
and who does after all, deserve to be XWF Champion of the World
!!!!!! "
Damona walks to the ropes, and holds them
open as Maxx Fitz walks over and signals for the one and only
LEGION to enter the ring, as he does, JagerMonsta begins to play,
Raven gets a look of totally been set up but he wanted Legion
anywise !
Maxx - " Now, it seems we have all the
bases covered for this little match !!! "
Just then, Sexy Boy begins to play as BlackJack
the special guest referee walks out in a pair of shorts and black
and white stripes painted across his body like a referee shirt,
with a cigar in mouth he has a microphone !
BlackJack - " Not all the bases Fitzy
!!!!! "
Maxx gets the look on his face, like he hasn't
been able to take a crap in months, as BlackJack walks to the
ring !
BlackJack - " Looks like you forgot
about one thing........ "
The fans begins to cheer as BlackJack gets
a nasty look from Maxx and Legion, TRR looks happier !
BJ - " Wait, it doesn't stop there,
you forgot about two things !!!!!!!! "
Danger Zone begins to play as Kamikaze walks
to the ring, Maxx is even more pissed as this newbie is standing
him up at his own show, Raven starts to laugh, as Kamikaze takes
place, not been intimidated by the number of SOF lumberjacks at
ring side.
Maxx and Damona exit the ring, Tyler has
the XWF WC title as she exits the ring, the lumber jacks spread
out around the ring as Legion and TRR size one another up !
* * * The Bell Rings * * *
The two men lock up as the fans pop,this
is a classic battle at maybe it's final end, Legion with a series
of knee lifts, but Raven does the same, but to square one as they
struggle locked in combat, Legion again, this time with a tornado
DDT, then hits Raven with a spinning neck breaker, Raven roles
outside the ring and is pummeled then rolled right back in, Kamikaze
made sure they didn't get in the licks they wanted to.
BlackJack is pushing Legion to keep him back,
this start them in a fist fight, as the two are in a shirt arm
melee, soon Raven joins in and it;s a slobber knocker, two against
one, then Raven hits Legion with a vertical suplex take down and
pin.
BlackJack - " 1..2."
Legion gets his whole shoulder up as BlackJack
made a quick two count, Maxx is outside the ring bitching up a
storm as Raven hits Legion with a spinning heel kick, then power
bomb, and again makes the cover.
BlackJack - " 1..2"
Again quick count, as Legion gets his shoulder
way up, and is lifted to his feet by Raven, counters a punch and
nails one of his own, setting Raven off balance, as Hynter reaches
in and trips him, BlackJack goes to the ropes and start to yell
at her, at this time Legion has rolled Raven into a small package
for a good five count, but Raven busts out,as BlackJack turns
back around, missing even a one count.
Legion yells at BlackJack and is hit hard
by a spear take down from Raven as he then applies his The Red
Cross (Reverse Figure Four/Sleeper, putting pressure on the legs,
back and limiting the blood flow to the brain), submission hold
to Legion, BlackJack start asking him right away if he quits,
Legion clearly says NO !
Outside the ring, it appeared Ugg-Lee was
going to try and pull Raven off Legion, but Kamikaze was there
and stopped him, as BlackJack turned to the outside action, Legion
got his hand to the ropes, but Raven hammers it off, then dragged
Legion back to mid ring.
Raven was not getting Legion to submit, he
knew that so he was only tiring him out, the two men on their
feet and Raven lands a back breaker then another pin.
BlackJack - " 1..2"
A-Train reached in and pulled Raven off of
Legion, BlackJack again at the ropes, as Raven lifts Legion up
again, Legion nails a low blow, then a body to body suplex, Raven
quick to his feet and gets hit with a German suplex and bridge
pin combo, after some time BlackJack goes for the count !
BlackJack - " 1........2..........."
Long count and Raven kicks out, Legion picks
him up and nails Raven with a atomic drop, this sends Raven though
the ropes, but before the lumberjacks can get to him, Kamikaze
is there and fights off all four of them. but he in turn gets
pummeled by been outnumbered.
In the ring, Legion gets the Pump kick from
the top rope set up on Raven, who is winded from the shot, and
hit with the Dominator(pedigree), BlackJack again misses the pin
by Legion, this time totally as he tries to get the SOF off of
Kamikaze, Legion now at the ropes telling BlackJack to pay attention,
Raven sneaks up behind Legion, the fan pop didn't give him away
as he drops Legion with a back suplex, then stays there for the
pin, BlackJack slides back into the ring !
BlackJack - " 1..2."
Almost at three, when A-Train grabs BlackJack
by one leg and pulls him out of the ring, the two then fist fight,
as Hynter and Ugg-Lee fight with Kamikaze, Lugg Nutt goes around
the ring and tosses half the ring stairs into the ring for Legion
to slam Raven on, as Legion sets up the stairs, and then picks
up Raven for power bomb onto the stairs, Raven in mid air twists
out of the hold, and drops Legion onto the ring stairs with his
The Raven Drop (Sitting Bulldog), Legions head hits with a thunderous
thud, as the fans cheer like crazy !
Maxx and the Dark Elite are on the entrance
ramp top watching the match, as Raven may have it in the bag,
but A-Train is still locked up in combat with the referee BlackJack,
so Maxx makes the signal back stage as Swinging Steve runs to
the ring, he is also painted up like a referee as he gets huge
boo from fans, he enters the ring behind Raven and nails him with
a knee drop and full arm low blow, this puts Raven down next to
Legion, who has finally gotten up, he has a problem with his neck
and head, he is bleeding from the top of his skull, and he keeps
twitching.
Kamikaze is taken down finally as Lugg Nutt
hits him with the Fixer Upper (T-bone DDT) and the SOF all move
onto BlackJack, and he is unable to get back in the ring and pummeled,
in the ring, Swinging Steve is telling Legion to pin Raven, Legion
looks like he is clueless, as Raven stands up and fires a hard
right hand at Legions face, but Legion then moves still having
superior reflexes, he deflects the fist shot then nails Raven
with a death valley driver, slamming Red Raven onto the top of
the steel ring stairs, Raven is toast and falls to the side of
the stairs.
Swinging Steve is now yelling at Legion,
saying pin him, pin him, as Legion slowly goes and pins Raven,
with a laxed pin.
Swinging
Steve - " 1...2...3.."
* * * The Bell Rings * * *
( 11:05 minutes )
Maxx Fitzgerald celebrates with the non emotional
Dark Elite, as the SOF also celebrate, Kamikaze and BlackJack
look pissed off, as the get to their feet, in the ring, Swinging
Steve raises Legions hand in victory, as he then hands Legion
his XWF World title belt, for the 2nd time Legion is champion
of the world, even A-Train is in the ring now celebrating, but
Legion is looking around like he doesn't know any of these people.
Legion looks like he is clueless to what
has just transpired, as he looks at his title belt and knows only
that it is his and nobody else's !!
Tyler - " Winner via pin fall and your
new XWF CHAMPION OF HE WORLD !!!!!!!!!! LEGION !!!!!!!!!! "
Legion looks at Tyler his eyes get huge and
wide, as he then with a stiff right hook, nails Hynter, sending
her out of the ring, next Legion locks at Swinging Steve, who
looks freaked as Legion boots him then drops him with a pump handle
slam while still holding his title belt, Legion then turns to
A-Train, Ugg-Lee and Lugg Nutt, Maxx is now like ' what the fuck
is going on !!!!!! '
Legion grills Ugg-Lee with a Piston Kick
(Scissors kick off the ropes) sending Ugg-Lee out of the ring,
now A-Train and Lugg Nutt try to reason with Legion, who, while
still holding his belt, clothesline both men to the mat at the
same time, the fans cheer as Legion stand there, all around him
are down or confused as all hell,as Maxx Fitzgerald runs down
to the ring, Legion exits, but not before grabbing the microphone
from Tyler and saying this ......
Legion - " I am Justice in the dark
of night ......."
Legion - " ....The punishments I give will fit the crimes
they have committed ....."
Legion - " ..For I am all that can save this world from it's
doomed destiny ....."
Legionnaire - " .... FOR I AM LEGIONNAIRE
!!!!!!!!!! "
And with that, the Legionnaire quickly exits
the ring, taking Maxx Fitzgerald down at full speed with a clothesline,
using his XWF WC title belt !
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The Internet Geek
This is news and rumours from around the net and is what
I have heard, it all may be true, none of it maybe true, I just donno
...
SXW
Lugg-Nutt has won at Maximum Carnage,
it was taped earlier today and Legion helped him out.
Brimstone is returning as the slave of Cyric.
Ahala won here Evening Gown match at the PPV thanks to Piranha
The Hand is considering taking out the Peoples team once and for all
Bambi will turn her back on Ruff for a trip down to Buff in WCW
The Elements are going to split after Christina was caught in bed with
Zeebo (Unreliable source)
There is going to be nudity at the PPV this Sunday.
Jack Cusack better known by the fans as Kack Cusack has received the sack
or quit SXW, more news to come on that
WWF
Not only Credible, who debuted on RAW this week by Rhino, Lyn and possibly
Yoshimo Tairji are on there way to the WWF
HBK will return soon and may even be in ring action
The Rock may well be champion a week after the end of Maximum Carnage
as a WWF poster suggests.
RTC vs. The Kat may have a big part to play in No Way Out, what does that
mean????
WCW
Rick Steiner has recently injured Bigaleow, Douglas and Kwee Wee, so wrestlers
backstage are rather surprised to see him getting a push
Madusa is still under WCW contract
Dusty Rhodes is unlikely to be used in the next few weeks
By The 'Informer' Ian Grettle
Until Next Time
That raps up a great fortnite in
SXW, ATE as usual an interesting read and two supoerb interviews with
some interesting facts. A whiney John Klud and a look forward to the PPV,
what more could you ask for, the same next week and some new staff would
do me, so if you have something to write about concerning SXW, email me
Rubashow@btinternet.com or else.
Maximum Carnage should
be great, just like VDM and FNF were. Catcha all next week and appreciate
the work Mikee and the rest put in, thanks and good day. Until next time
GOODBYE
By The Ed Davey Hughes
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