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Monday Night Massacre

filmed live from "XWF Battle Dome"

OPPONENTS	TYPE OF MATCH	TITLE	STIPULATIONS
The Rock vs. Tiamat	People's Elbow Match	none	1st to deliver the move wins
Juvenile vs. Skandal	"I Quit" Match	none	none
Crazy Noodle Boy vs. Brute Force	Standard	none	none
Brimstone & The Face Busters vs. The Dirty Rotten Imbeciles	Three Person Tag Team Match	none	none
The Jackal vs. Hardcore Hobo	Pot Luck The Jackal (Ladder) Hobo (Strap)	none	The Jackal will have to claim the prize by climbing A ladder, while strapped to Hobo who has few rules and needs only get A pin fall win.
Ironman vs. Rakshaw	Standard	none	none
Crazy Noodle Boy vs. Xander.Bloodstone	Standard Title Match	HC	Winner is 1st ever XWF Hotline Champion
Hardcore Kitty vs. Ahala	Standard Title Match	GC	none
Legion vs. The Red Raven	Standard Title Match	SC	Opponent must tap out,quit or be KO'd
Full Roster (save The Disciple)	Battle Royal	RC	Top rope elimination.

XWF MNM INTRO THEME AND VIDEO

The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage.

Tely - " Hello everybody...this is Tely, along with Sheila and Trent ! "

Trent - " we have so much action here tonight it will put the WWF No Way Out PPV to shame ! "

Tely - " Title belts galore and the Main Event Battle Royal for the XWF Rumble Championship Title, which Brute Force now holds ! "

Sheila - " First up though is the Rock in another People's Elbow match ! "

Tely - " Not so fast Sheila, we also have the 1st ever XWF Hotline Championship title at stake, along with the rematch for the XWF Submissionists Title, between champion Legion and challenger The Red Raven ! "

Tely - " Plus Maxx Fitzgerald has demanded for the safe return of Arrow Parker, XWF bookie ! "

THE ROCK vs. TIAMAT ( People's Elbow Match )

Tiamat entered the arena to her them and cheers from the fans, she hit the ring as the Rock's music started, the Rock hit the scene with Legions XWF Extreme title belt in his hand and A microphone in the other.

The Rock - " Legion, candy ass....you want to come on the Rock show....talk about champions ! "

The Rock - " Well, the Rock says tonight's match here...is an XWF Extreme Title match ! "

The Rock hands the belt to the referee, he then has the microphone taken from him by Tiamat !

Tiamat - " If I win, then I'm the XWF Extreme Champion !? "

The Rock nods his head yes.

Tiamat - " I was ready to come out here and do A shot at you about your receding hairline and Rock needs some People's Propecia. "

Tiamat - " But now I think, I'll just kick your ass !

Tiamat whacks The Rock with the microphone, on the head about three times, drops it and flings him to the ropes, The Rock bounces off and into A face buster, Tiamat then takes The Rock up and into A jackknife power bomb, The Rock doesn't stay down, soon gaining the upper hand, using his strength he turns Tiamat upside down and rams her back first into the turn buckle, she drops, The Rock stomps, then picks Tiamat up and into A body to body suplex, he then gets ready for the People's Elbow.

Tiamat low blows The Rock, he is in pain, as she grabs his head and nails A double arm DDT, she then tried her Tia's Elbow(people's elbow), as she is set to nail The Rock, he moves and she crashes to the mat, The Rock quickly picks her up and into the Rock Bottom, he is ready to try the People's Elbow again, tossing his elbow pad to the fans, he darts from one rope to the other, as Legion runs to the ring, popping The Rock across the head, as he was on the ropes, The Rock falls, and the referee calls for the bell, giving The Rock the win via DQ.

Winner via disqualification ... Ah and still ah and the new XWF Extreme Champion ..... THE ROCK !!!!!!!!

After the match Legion continued to thrash on The Rock, Tiamat got to her feet and clotheslined Legion, and herself out of the ring, the two where down, and locked it up, at that point Ahala bolted to the ring, taking the XWF Extreme Championship Title belt and dashing to the back again, Legion saw her, but when he went to go after her, Tiamat dropped him with A face pant on the ring apron.

Tely - " Boy, now Ahala has Legions Extreme Title belt ! "

Trent - " That tart, who does she think she is ? "

Sheila - " The self proclaimed...new XWF Extreme Champion, that's who ! "

Tely - " Next we have an I Quit match, with recent XWF addition, Juvenile versus the veteran, Skandal ! "

JUVENILE vs. SKANDAL ( "I Quit" Match )

the match started with Juvenile landing kicks then twisting Skandal into A tiger driver, Skandal went down fast, Juvenile locked on his Rough Rider (dragon sleeper), it took several minutes for Skandal to fight his way to the ropes, he was then freed, he took advantage of the clean break, with his elbow, chopping at Juvenile, then nailed A German suplex, he then applied an ankle lock, Juvenile powered out after a few seconds.

The two locked it up, Juvenile went low, picked Skandal up and dropped him on his back, then A kick to the crotch, exited the ring and grabbed A chair, Skandal was almost to his feet, when he took A chair shot to the back of his head, he went down, the referee was almost begging him to quit, Skandal tried to get up again, Juvenile planted another chair shot, he then told Skandal to quit, but he would not, as Juvenile landed A third chair shot, Kenetic Head and Rogue hit the ring, Juvenile dropped them both with A chair shot, Skandal had gotten up, but again took A chair shot, this time to the forehead.

Juvenile and the referee asked Skandal to quit, he still would not, so Juvenile dropped into his own ankle lock to Skandal, he was screaming in pain, as you could see Juvenile tightening the hold, Kenetic Head had gotten the chair, and nailed Juvenile in the face, sending him to the ropes, but when he went after Juvenile again, Juvenile lunged forward and picked him up into A fallaway slam, landing Kenetic Head outside the ring, he then turned to Rogue hitting her with his Electric Chair(Holds opponent on shoulders & falls forwards to make them hit there face to the mat), Rogue was knocked out.

Juvenile hit the top rope and nailed A flying head butt to the crotch, then locked the ankle lock on Skandal, who could see his partners down and knew this time he could not get out of the hold, with the mic to his mouth he uttered the words .. I Quit, Juvenile soon broke the hold and left the D.R.I. to R.I.P.

Winner via making opponent say " I Quit " ......... JUVENILE !!!!!!!!!

Tely - " Juvenile puts himself back on track, he will be in another match Wednesday ! "

Trent - " All these guys loose stamina for the battle royal tonight, including the Rumble Champ, who is next up ! "

Sheila - " And CNB has A title match as well, just not versus the whole roster ! "

Trent - " Yep, The Hotline title has been put back to new comers only, and the two best go at it tonight ! "

Tely - " First though, if CNB can even make it past Brute Force, I mean...come on ! "

CRAZY NOODLE BOY vs. BRUTE FORCE ( Standard )

This match started with CNB challenging the sky, but Brute Force, the next best thing accepted the challenge, now the two will clash, twice tonight, this match is not for A title, unlike their next matches tonight, Brute Force caused the arena to shake as he hit he entrance ramp, he had the XWF Rumble Title over his shoulder, next was Crazy Noodle Boy, who recieved A huge pop from the fans, he was carrying his manager, Cole Slaw, and set it on the stairs out of harms way.

Right away Crazy Noodle Boy takes A flying clothesline, that puts him down, but he springs right up and into another one, Brute Force then grabs CNB and delivers A back drop suplex, he only got A two count, Crazy Noodle Boy was dazed, he got hit with A choke slam and another pin, the fans went crazy with cheers when he kicked out again, but in an instant CNB turned it around, Brute Force had him up again, but took A throat chop, just under his mask, then caught A kick, but got hit with the enzuguri, CNB then tried A belly to belly suplex, but no good, he backed away, Brute Force charged and CNB sailed him out of the ring with A hurricarana, CNB gathered his wits(ha), as Brute Force slowly got back into the ring.

Crazy Noodle Boy landed A short arm clothesline, again no good, Brute Force took him into A bear hug, CNB was fading fast, the referee had his back turned, as CNB's opponent for later tonight, Xander Bloodstone hit the arena, he had A chair, entering the ring, Brute Force turned to Xander, turning the bear hug into A sleeper, Brute Force held CNB for the chair shot, but Xander went just over CNB's head and slammed the mask of Brute Force, he was dropped to the mat, CNB nailed A low blow follow up to Brute Force, and A scoop slam pin, using all his weight to hold down Brute Force for A three count.

Winner via pin fall ........ CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!!!!

After the match,Xander Bloodstone with the chair, steps out of the ring and walks to the ring announcer's desk and grabs a house mic, saying.....

XB - "Crazy Noodle Boy, I want you fresh. I want no excuses when I beat you later tonight. I don't want you saying that you lost because you were tired from wrestling twice. See you on the battlefield."

Tely - " Wow ! "

Trent - " Un Fricken believable ! "

Sheila - " never under estimate A crazy man or his enemies, huh !"

Trent - " Still can't believe that, well this next one, Brimstone is A shoe in, the Super Heavy Weights can't get dogged that badly again !? "

Tely - " Well, it is A three person tag team, with light weights and bruiser weights, then you have Brimstone ! "

Sheila - " I heard if the Face Busters stick by him, he will change his name to Brother Brimstone ? "

BRIMSTONE,MALICE,HYNTER vs. SKANDAL,ROGUE,KENETIC HEAD
( Three Person Tag Team Match )

Already seen once tonight, the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles hit the ring, the fans had A mixed reaction, the Face Busters hit next to some cheers, they waited at the ramp as Brimstone entered and the fans went crazy, the trio hit he ring and A peer seven brawl ensued !

Brimstone nailed Kenetic Head and Rogue with A double choke slam, while the Face Busters double drop kicked Skandal out of the ring, the Face Busters then hit the corner, as to sign Brimstone to start, Rogue also hit the corner, the bell rang and it was Brimstone locked up with Kenetic Head, but not for long, the game of mercy turned into torture for Kenetic Head, who was giving up, but the referee was holding Skandal, from entering the ring, Brimstone let go and tagged in Hynter, who super kicked, Kenetic Head, then nailed him with A back breaker, Rogue broke the pin with A elbow drop, then got tagged in, the referee did not see it, as she speared Hynter into A pressure pin, she had a three count but the referee declared her not legal, Kenetic Head was back in, Brimstone got the tag, and hit him with the Hell's Gate(sky high, mid ring choke slam), he then tagged in malice, who hit the top rope and A senton bomb, she then hooked the leg and got the three count.

Winners via pin fall .... BRIMSTONE AND THE FACE BUSTERS !!!!!!!!!

After the match, the Face Busters celebrated as Brimstone took down Skandal who protested the win, then tried to sucker punch Brimstone.

Tely - " Well ,that was an easy call I think ,Brimstone has taken down the DRI before but this time, all three he had some help ! "

Trent - " Some lovely help ! "

Tely - " Well the born again Sabu, takes on The Jackal, who had words for Hobo earlier today ! "

THE JACKAL vs. HARDCORE HOBO ( Pot Luck Match )
THE JACKAL( Ladder Match )
HOBO ( Strap Match )

Both men selected their match type several days ago, the way it works is, A hat with pieces of paper, each has A different type of XWF singles match on it, then each chooses A match at random from the hat, in this case The Jackal, has to climb A ladder and claim the scissors hanging from A rope, while he is strapped to Hardcore Hobo, who can use the strap as A weapon, not to mention, pull The Jackal right off the ladder.

The Jackal had no fear in his eyes as he was strapped to the super heavy weight, the Hardcore Hobo, once attached, the Hardcore Hobo jaw chop then A nose smasher, The Jackal rolled to his feet, but Hardcore Hobo yanked the strap, pulling The Jackals feet right out from under him(showing how tough this is for The Jackal to win), then pulls him close and into The Expander(Hobo tries to pulls opponents ears off from each side off their head), The Jackal is in total pain, put he reaches back and slams the ladder on the back of Hobo's head, breaking the hold, The Jackal then slams the ladder on to Hardcore Hobo's head twice, then traps Hobo's head in-between the steps, horizontal, then jolts it back and forth really quick, knocking Hardcore Hobo's head all over the place, with Hobo's head still in the ladder, The Jackal goes to the top rope and delivers his Flying Dragon Attack (Jumps from turn buckle and flip spin before landing on opponents back), or in this case the ladder, Hobo is down, The Jackal sets up the ladder.

The Jackal makes it to toe half point of the ladder, then encounters A problem, Hobo's 380 pound body, he gets back down, and brings Hobo closer to the ladder, he gets to the top, but can't reach(there is no slack left in the strap), Hobo is up and yanks The Jackal down, hard to the mat, 12 feet, face first, The hardcore Hobo tried for fan approval, he gets some, then sets The Jackal up for his finisher the Eye Popper(With opponents head leaning on the second rope, Hobo jumps off the top rope landing on opponents neck), The Jackal gets nailed and bounces to the mat.

Hobo goes or the pin, but The jackal kicks out close to three, Hobo is pissed and begins to whip The Jackal, who roles out of the ring, then yanks Hobo off his feet, then out of the ring, the two lock up and fist fight to the crowd barrier, The Jackal was whipped again with the strap, he rolled into the ring, Hobo followed, The jackal grabbed the ladder and rammed Hobo with it over and over and over, till Hobo was almost knocked out, then The Jackal, used the ladder as A kick stand to have it fold out and hoists Hobo up with it, this was seeming to work, but at the last moment, Hobo on the top ropes fall out of the ring, flipping the ladder over his head(and the ropes), this catapulted The Jackal along with it, he flew into the air, still attached to the strap and Hobo, using one hand grabbed the rope and scissors, then end result he was held up like a man about to be drawn and quartered by four horses, Hobo was out cold.

The Jackal using his strength, broke the rope, sending himself and the scissors to the mat, he was also knocked out by the impact, Hobo got up and was getting back in the ring, he was very woozy, so was The Jackal, who darted at Hobo, delivering his finisher The Decimator (Power Bomb position, but suplex motion slamming opponent face first to the mat)he then got the scissors and cut the strap, to win the match.

Winner via cutting the strap .......... THE JACKAL !!!!!!!!!!

Tely - " That has to be the most incredible thing I have ever seen ! "

Trent - " to true, he was doing A Jean Cluade Van Damm ! "

Sheila - " Is he here ?! "

Tely - " Please, this is real, not some super soldier crap ! "

Trent - " Speaking of real, check this next match, Rakshaw said in advance that Ironman would be facing two men, not one ! "

Sheila - " My bet is on the star of the week, Ironman ! "

IRONMAN vs. RAKSHAW ( Standard )

Ironman hit the ring, he got mixed cheers and boo's, but all the Zen Elite got where boo's, as they hit he ring, Rakshaw entered the ring, T-Ray stayed outside, but Maxx Fitzgerald hit the entrance ramp, telling T-Ray if he got involved that they would both be fired, and he was done playing games with Cyric and the Dark Elite.. he also ordered Rakshaw to stop bringing animal heart to the ring.

Rakshaw then attacked Ironman, who took every direct blow, but didn't fall, he hit the ropes, and used them to nail A flying clothesline, Rakshaw hit the mat, as he got up and met A lariat, Ironman tried A pin, but Rakshaw kicked out, T-Ray was pissed off he could do nothing but yell, Ironman looked at him as he took Rakshaw into A double underhook superplex, Rakshaw crashed to the match, Ironman tried another pin, getting only two.

Rakshaw snuck in A head butt combo of five dazing both men, the referee not looking T-Ray went to grab Ironmans legs and trip him, but Ironman darted forwards spearing Rakshaw into A pin, he got three.

Winner via pin fall ......... IRONMAN !!!!!!!!

After the match, Ironman beat on Rakshaw with fists, since T-Ray could touch him still, then nailed his suplex pile driver, exiting the ring, before T-Ray could get around the ring and after him, up the ramp, leaving Rakshaw down in the ring.

At that point Maxx Fitzgerald hit the ring, he had Ironman, The Disciple, Brimstone, Brute Force and The Glacier holding T-Ray as they escorted him back to the ring, Rakshaw was up and pissed off, the men all entered the ring, holding the Zen Elite, Maxx then took the mic.

Maxx - " See know Cyric, I have my own hostages, cause that is what you have, you are A murderer, A kidnapped, an extortionist, A con artist and A parlor magician ! "

Maxx - " Now as my Dad once said, ' if there not gonna ruin innocent people's lives, why not make A buck off of them', but I do not think like my father did, you see, I don't want you on my roster, your not XWF material, and if it will help, then your back on ? "

Maxx - " All you have to do is come down here, via the entrance ramp, return Arrow Parker, Terry Funk, Whacko and HardCore Kitty, who has A title match tonight, this is not good for business to have A main line star been held captive ! "

Maxx - " You have made me look very bad, but I am willing to put that aside all you have to do is admit your A fake, release your prisoners and denounce...the ONE ! "

Cyric's intro music hits, he hits the arena with his monks, they hold Arrow,HCK,Whacko and Funk, they slowly make way to the ring, and enter, the tension is high as Cyric is by himself, the Zen been held by the other Super Heavy Weights, and soon Dirty old Town kicks in as Madkind and Hardcore Hobo hit the arena to the boo's of the fans, now Cyric is in deep, all the stars crowd the ring, Maxx has some order as he ask Cyric what he has to say, while holding A pen.

Cyric - " Maxx.... as far as I am concerned ..... "

Cyric - " In this ring....on this island .....your are the boss, my belief's are not going to be A factor anymore and I...."

Cyric - " Apologize for the games I have played since you father hired me, at the Last Man Standing PPV ! "

At that point Maxx hands the pen to Cyric, who appears to be re- signing his contract .The monks release Funk,Whacko,Hardcore Kitty and Arrow Parker and exit the arena, the super heavy weights(Brimstone,Brute Force,The Glacier, Ironman and The Disciple all exit the ring, Funk is slowly moved out of the ring, soon, only the XWF Staff are left ,with Cyric and the Zen Elite, along with the HCA who seem to be creeping in on Cyric, the slightly injured and torn clothes Arrow Parker is walking past Cyric, in front of Maxx.

Cyric reaches into Arrows chest without harming the flesh and takes out his heart, in shock Arrow drops to the mat, Maxx is enraged as all the stars in the ring move, but instead of A pummel, T-Ray,Rakshaw,Whacko,Madkind,Hardcore Hobo and Hardcore Kitty all grab the staff, and begin to beat the snot out of them as Cyric holds Arrows heart up high and it burst into flames, the staff, Richard Coupe and Dale Collins are both beat to the ground.

Leaving only Maxx as he is surrounded by the new Hard-Core Ministry

Cyric has the microphone and asks Maxx one simple question ?!

Cyric - " Still think these are just cheap parlor tricks ? "

Maxx wets himself as he says No..No and shakes his head, he then drops to his knee's as if to beg Cyric to spare him, the Super heavy Weight's brimstone,Ironman,Brute Force,The Glacier and The Disciple engage T-Ray,Rakshaw,Whacko,Madkind,Hardcore Kitty and Hardcore Hobo, keeping them out of the ring as Terry Funk is handed the mic by Cyric.

Funk - " I told you old man before my stunts killed him...that I would have the last laugh, well...HA.....HA....HA ! "

Funk - " When they do find your old mans body, be sure to take one last good look, cause you are less of A man then he ever was, you need to learn how to run this company, and learn you will Fitzgerald....mark my words ! "

As the pummel of faces and HCM continues outside the ring, the lights go black, and the new Hard-Core Ministry theme plays, once the lights return, the HCM are all gone, every last one of them, in the ring, the wet Maxx Fitzgerald is kneeling in his own piss, will the dead body of Arrow Parker next to him, Coupe is just getting up and Dale Collins slid out of the ring, the Super Heavy Weights all wonder where their opponents went, right out of their hands like that!?

The announcers are speechless as the ring is cleared, the limp body of Arrow Parker is removed, and al the men return o the back !

Tely - " Wow, well I guess the show must go on, we have A title match next I guess ! "

Lucas Myphis then hits the ring, after talking to Maxx, he replaces Sheila.

Trent - " hey Mr. Myphis, so what is the deal ? "

Lucas - " Well, this Cyric is A menace, the HCA have always been one and the problem is, their all now signed to unbreakable contracts and Cyric though seen by millions of people, seems to have diplomatic immunity,get this, from Angania ?! "

Trent - " Where is that, like in Pakistan or something ?! "

Lucas - " OK, folks lets go on...next the 1st ever XWF Hotline Champion will be determined, either fan favorite Crazy Noodle Boy or the grim Xander Bloodstone ? "

Tely - " The qualifications for this title are under 5 matches which CNB meets in this match, and once A champion is determined that man , may fight till he looses the title to the next new and upcoming XWF star can conquer it ! "

CRAZY NOODLE BOY vs. XANDER BLOODSTONE ( Standard Match )

XWF Hotline Championship Title Belt Match

Xander Bloodstone entered with his theme, and the fans got ready again for CNB, who hit the ring with Cole Slaw, Xander Bloodstone looked at Crazy Noodle Boy with respect, but the grim look never left his face, once CNB had place Cole Slaw aside the two locked up.

CNB open quick with A leg driver, then A flying clothesline as Xander Bloodstone was getting back up, but Xander Bloodstone flipped over and to his feet, then struck with short arm lariat, then A dropping elbow smash, A quick pin, but CNB rolled it into A pin of his own, Xander Bloodstone kicked out and both where to their feet again, Xander Bloodstone then nailed A side Russian leg sweep, and A pin, he got two as Crazy Noodle boy kicked out, the two slower then before made it to their feet.

Again locking up they switched hold, till Crazy Noodle Boy landed his Snake Pull(modified mandible claw,tries to rip out the tongue), Xander Bloodstone was backed into the corner, where soon the referee made him break the hold, once he backed away, CNB hit with A short corner splash, Xander Bloodstone then walked forwards into A double arm DDT and pin, but Xander Bloodstone kicked out just before three.

CNB then placed Xander Bloodstone onto the top turn buckle, and into his You Go Now(opponent propped on turn buckle, pushed to the outside floor), pushing Xander Bloodstone over, but it was CNB own corner ad when Xander Bloodstone tipped over he slammed the bowl that Cole Slaw rested in and was now flung all over the ring, CNB dropped to his knee's and yelled .. NOOOOOOOOOO !

It was several second that CNB was scooping al the Cole Slaw into one pile, pleading for it to be all right, Xander Bloodstone had made it to his feet and in the ring before the ten count, he got up to Crazy Noodle Boy and picked him up into his finisher the Twilight Drive(reverse pedigree,top of the head, not the face) into the pile of Cole Slaw, then rolled him over and got the three count.

Winner via pin fall and 1st ever XWF Hotline Champion .......... XANDER BLOODSTONE !!!!!!!

After the match, Xander claimed his gold and exited the ring, staring strangely at CNB, who was again scooping up his manager, and screaming for...... MEDIC !!! , PLEASE somebody get A MEDIC !!!!

Crazy Noodle Boy then goes under the ring and grabs the stretcher, placing pile after pile of Cole Slaw onto it, then asks ring announcer Tyler Hayes to help him carry Cole Slaw to the back stage.

Tely - " Poor Cole slaw ! "

Trent - " Well ,CNB finishes off his started career with his first loss ! "

Tely - " And Cole Slaw may be out of action for several serving days ! "

Trent - " So far everybody here will be in the Battle Royal later tonight ! "

Trent - " And now more ladies or women !!!!! "

HARDCORE KITTY vs. AHALA ( Standard Match )

XWF Goddesses Championship Title Belt Match

Hardcore Kitty hit the ring with Whacko and Madkind , she took her top off and flashed the fans, she was wearing her title belt and then had the gentlemen remove it to reveal the new Hard-Core Ministry symbol on her bikini front, then Ahala hit the arena, the fans cheered as she ran to the ring holding the XWF Extreme title belt, she kept it in her corner for the match, as she mouthed of to Hardcore Kitty then attacked Whacko with her spinning heel kick, then one for Madkind, sending both men out of the ring, HCK hits with A crotch shot, Ahala is stopped in her tracks as HCK sends her into A spine buster, then goes for A pin, she gets two.

Ahala uses her strength to over power HCK and deliver A jaw breaker, she goes for a pin and gets two, the Freaks of Nature stalks the ring, as Legion walks down casually, he walks past the ring and over to Ahala corner, the Freaks have no beef with him and stick to their end, Ahala is distracted legally as Legion retakes his title belt, Hardcore Kitty takes Ahala from behind, turns her into the stunner, then pins her for the three count.

Winner via pin fall and still XWF Goddesses Champion ....... HARDCORE KITTY !!!!

After the match, Whacko and Madkind entered the ring as the three worked over Ahala and send her down with A double power bomb, Ahala was kicked out of the ring as Whacko took the mic.

Whacko - " Hardkore Kid, I will get my XWF title back from your punk ass ! "

Whacko - " Things are going to change around here and your still number one on my shit list ! "

Whacko hands the microphone to Madkind, as Legion who was watching takes Ahala and delivers his Dominator(pedigree) to her on the floor, then walks to the ramp, right in front of the ring.

Madkind - " Over Fiend you have the villains title, but soon, and I mean real soon, that belt will be mine, if you have all forgotten, I almost kicked Phillip Morris in the golf course match ! "

Madkind - " Right now the Hard-Core Ministry is serving notice ...... "

Madkind - " The good guys in XWF have had their fun...now it is our turn, and if Maxx Fitzgerald dares to try and stop use, have him do I now ! ?"

The villains in the ring and out wait looking at the entrance ramp, nobody comes out !

Madkind - " I take it that means your scarred, or you don't object to use taking apart your little lackeys ? "

Madkind - " Then hear this, now that we are in, where are never leaving ! "

Lucas Myphis hits the ring, with A microphone he asks what Madkind wants ?

Madkind - " Friday night I want Over Fiend in A hard-core XWF Villains championship title match, I know he is busy this week, but he talks so much smack, he can handle it ! "

Whacko - " Hardkore Kid, you are A marked man, now Crazy Noodle Boy lost his title match tonight, but on Wednesday, the three of us are gonna have A Hard-Core match for my HCC title belt ! "

Hardcore Kitty - " I have four and O, I think I deserve my Title match, but not for the Goddesses title, for the XWF World title, Friday Night Fury, with A-Train or the Rock! "

Lucas - " Since Maxx has failed to make the call, I guess I have the responsibility, all these matches will be to card tonight !"

Madkind - " This is just the start..Bang..bang ! "

Whacko - " Next Victims !!!!"

Legion holds his two title belts high as the four seem to be in sync for this Kodak moment, and Hardcore Kitty can't keep her titties in as they exit the ring she delivers her smootherer to Ahala(face in-between the breast shaker) and to the floor, all the Hard-Core Academy leave the arena, save for Lucas Myphis and Legion as the fans boo like crazy !

Tely - " Wow, so now there is a near full card for Wednesday, Lucas, what is going on here ? "

Lucas - " Just giving these Hard-core nuts what they deserve ! "

Trent - " Seems to be an interesting card Wednesday, like them kitty, titties, hope to se more as XWF World champ ! "

Tely - " How do we even sedge way into the next match, Ahala still is not out of the ring and Legion awaits...The Red Raven for the rematch ! "

LEGION vs. THE RED RAVEN ( Submission Match )

XWF Submissionist Championship Title Belt Match

As Legion holds his titles, Ahala gets up and over to the USA announcers table, grabs Lucas Myphis and bodyslams him into the crowd, taking his seat at he announcers table, she is out of breath and hurt, but rips on Legion !

The Red Raven hits the ring, the fans go nuts as he gives them five, as he stalks the ring, he slides in and the fight is on, the two top notch XWF stars locked up and the fans went nuts, the twist and pulled but again with these two, A no budger, soon The Red Raven delivered A double arm DDT, then bounced the ropes and landed A knee drop, Legion rolled out of an attempted Ravens Nest, to his feet, The Red Raven walked into A kick, that he caught but got nailed with the enzuguri, Legion dived for The Red Raven's ankle, but The Red Raven kicked away from the hold.

The two blocked shots form one another till Legion landed his piston kick(scissors kick), The Red Raven bounced of the ropes and into A death valley driver, Legion got his hands on The Red Raven's ankle but again kicked in the face for it, the two fought to their feet, then The Red Raven nailed some knee shots and sent Legion into A tornado DDT, Legion exited the ring to gather himself, The Red Raven snuck to the ropes and when legion turned he got nailed with the Raven Bomb(flying head butt off the ropes), to the outside of the ring, both men where down.

The Red Raven was first to his feet, picking Legion up and ramming him from stairs to stairs, Legion got A block on A fist shot and nailed one of his own, good as it knocked The Red Raven down after a half spin, then Legion rolled him onto the ring, nailed his Dominator(pedigree) and rolled over to The Red Raven's ankle and applied the Punisher(ankle lock), The Red Raven was in pain, he was breaking the hold but Legion studied up and pivoted to increase pressure when been countered, The Red Raven then dragged them to the ropes and the hold was broken, cleanly.

The Red Raven charged at Legion nailing him with A great spear, the two fist fought on the mat, then stood to fight to the corner, where The Red Raven took legion down with A face plant, then slapped on the Ravens Nest(Opponents legs are put in 4 type shape, placed vertical putting pressure on the neck, as well as the ravens leg pulling the leg in the 4 back to put pressure on the knee), Legion was in pain, and un able to reach the ropes, he then countered the hold, like no other could, thus bringing both men to their feet, where Legion nailed A body to body suplex, A distracting arm bar, then quickly to the ankle lock, once applied, TRR needed to get the ropes, he was in Legions corner, but as he was unable to make it there.

That is when Ahala stood up, walked over to Legions corner and handed TRR, Legions cane, The Red Raven then used it stabbingly strike behind his own head, to the face of Legion, who let go of TRR's leg and held his hands to his face, some blood was dripping, The Red Raven dropped the cane, picked Legion up and delivered the Raven Drop (sitting bulldog), Legion was knocked out as The Red Raven re-applied the Ravens nest, the referee quickly called for the bell, declaring The Red Raven the winner via knock out !

Winner and new XWF Submissionist Champion ...... THE RED RAVEN !!!!!!

After the match Ahala gave The Red Raven his title, and held his hand up in victory, she spit on Legion then left the ring, Legion rolled outside the ring, covering his eyes, the camera never did get A good shot of the injury, as The Red Raven celebrated, Lucas Myphis got back to the USA announcers table and took the mic, entering the ring.

Lucas - " OK...OK...that was A little unfair, Ahala helped you out, we all say that (unlike the murder of Arrow Parker :P) "

Lucas - " Now to take the title back would be A bit hasty, so instead, again if Maxx Fitzgerald does not object, this rematch and quest for the SC title will continue, best two out of three, Legion was out numbered tonight !"

Lucas - " And you know fair is fair, besides you made peace with Brimstone earlier this week, big mistake, you really could have been somebody, but not today, not again ! ? "

Lucas holds his hand out waiting for The Red Raven to hand over the XWF Submissionist Title belt, which after several seconds he does, slapping it into Lucas's hand, after Lucas reaches over and give the belt to Legion ,was is still holding his eye and grabbed his cane and XWF Extreme Title, Lucas turned back into the ring and A back breaker from his new enemy The Red Raven !

Tely - " OK, that is the 2ndtime The Red Raven has been robber of the SC Title ?! "

Trent - " Why is the boss, letting this happen, I know he pulled the plug the first time, but he had nothing to do with this screw over ! "

Tely - " I guess the next even will determine who's got enemies in the XWF ! "

Trnet - " Legion is still at ringside, the medics are placing an eye patch on him, he refuses to stay out of the rumble ! "

MAIN EVENT

FULL ROSTER ( Battle Royal )

XWF Rumble Championship Title belt

The 36 XWF stars entered the ring alphabetically, and tag teams together, save for Super Star and Phoenix, Brute Force who was last, The Hard-Core Ministry also all showed up together,all managers where present, the Disciple watched from the ramp, with security, all the person's where in the ring, as 8 referee's some called in from ECW, where there to call the toss outs, Legion had his cane and started to attack Over Fiend, but with 8 referee's it was short lived.

The ring was packed, nobody could move, it took all of four seconds before you saw Hardkore Kid go flying way over everybody and out of the ring, not to much later and the giant Over Fiend was tossed out, that made little space as the slobber knocker was thick, people like Brimstone and The Glacier where knocking heads, with their elbows while punching other people, Legion had an eye patch on as he hooked up with The Rock, but the Rock got vaulted out over the top rope by A-Train, who then locked with Legion in A slobber knocker.

Madkind and Whacko had been double teaming Skandal, who met the floor face first, over the top rope, The Hardcore Hobo did his expander on Hynter and when Malice saw she jumped at him, going over his shoulder to the floor, Jericho dove at Phoenix who ducked and sprung up, tossing Jericho over the ropes to the floor, the ring had cleared up A bit, as the Rumble champ laid waste to The Jackal and Kenetic Head, then tossed Leroy over Cyric head outside the ring, Cyric and Brute Force then locked it up, during their melee, Brute Force tossed Johnny Rage out while his back was turned, Cyric at the same time tossed out Ahala.

Machinehead and A-Train locked up as Super Star speared Legion, along with Phoenix the two tossed Legion out,A-Train was tackled away from Machinehead by Hardcore Hobo and Madkind, who then tossed him out in an atomic drop like move, 2 and a half minutes in and A third of the roster had been tossed out, the Disciple acted like the bossman, telling Legion and A-train to break it up as they fought out the arena entrance, in the ring Whacko nailed Jeff Jarrett and then spiked him out of the ring.

The Zen Elite squared off against Brimstone and Brute Force, the 4 where left alone, as the rest tried to get The Glacier out of the ring, with much effort it was final done, as The Glacier rolled over the top rope and to the floor, during the group tossing, Whacko grabbed and tossed out Kenetic Head, while Cyric launched Venom to the floor, Kurt Angle was helped by Stephanie McMahon, who tripped Juvenile, where Angle grabbed him into A simple body slam and out of the ring.

Crazy Noodle Boy and Xander Bloodstone had been locked in combat, where Xander was soon tossed out by Ironman, Machinehead was able to get CNB from behind into an atomic drop, then clotheslined out of the ring,the tag team champs, Super Star and Phoenix. then worked over Ironman, but couldn't get him out, till Cyric helped and the three tossed Ironman out, just barely, The Jackal took the open shot on Kurt Angle who got flung over the top ropes in A hurricanrana, the ladies where in A slobber knocker, as Hardcore Kitty stepped back and let Madkind double toss out Hynter and Tiamat.

It was down to 15 stars in just five minutes, The Red Raven was locked up with The Hardcore Hobo, who was getting an assist from Madkind, but TRR used Madkinds momentum to get them both out of the ring, over his shoulders with Madkind, which ended up taking out Hobo too, Cyric had Rogue up in the air, gorilla press slam style out of the ring to the floor, Rakshaw and T-Ray had gotten Brute Force away and locked in with Super Star, the Zen Elite, then over powered and got Brimstone over the top rope to the floor, but as the two super heavy weights where gloating, Machinehead dropped out another two, by grabbing their legs and flipping them over the top rope to the floor

This left just Whacko,Cyric,Hardcore Kitty of the H.C.M., tag team champs, Super Star and Phoenix, the current Rumble champion Brute Force, The Red Raven, Machinehead and new comer The Jackal, The H.C.M., everybody work together and got out Brute Force, during the melee, Cyric and Whacko then grabbed Phoenix and tossed him out, The Red Raven, used all his strength, but flipped Super Star out over his belly and head, in A suplex motion, this left A three on three.

Machinehead and Cyric locked it up, The Jackal took Hardcore Kitty to town, and Whacko was thrashing The Red Raven, once the pummel went for A minute, The Jackal whipped Kitty over the turn buckle to the floor, When Whacko say and was distracted TRR tossed him out of the ring, this left Cyric versus three faces.

Cyric was out numbered as they tried to toss him over the ropes, soon the Red Raven moved to The Jackal and tossed him out, he then locked up with Machinehead, the two had A power struggle, Cyric was untying himself from the ropes, he held on to, and started in on both men, soon he had Machinehead at the ropes, when TRR darted to push them both out, the two ducked and together flung, TRR out over their heads, then it was just two, Cyric tried to over power Machinehead which was working, till Machinehead dropped into is finisher the Machinehead Megabomb(pearl river plunge), Cyric hit the mat, as he got up, Machinehead did A some what stupid move, A running clothesline, which Cyric used to toss Machinehead over the ropes, but Machinehead landed on the ring apron with his feet, when Cyric moved to celebrate, Machinehead grabbed his hair and yanked him over the top rope to the floor, and thus claimed victory !

Order of elimination - HKK(4 seconds), Over Fiend(9 seconds),The Rock(40 seconds),Skandal(1 minute),Malice(1:13 minutes),Jericho(1:30 minutes),Leroy(1:35 minutes),Johnny Rage(1:55 minutes),Ahala(1:55 minutes),Legion(2:14 minutes),A-Train(2:20 minutes),Jarrett(2:45 minutes),The Glacier(3:10 minutes),Kenetic Head(3:14 minutes),Venom(3:16 minutes),Juvenile(3:31 minutes),Xander Bloodstone(4:00 minutes),Crazy Noodle Boy(4:08 minutes),Ironman(4:24 minutes),Kurt Angle(4:40 minutes),Hynter(5:00 minutes),Tiamat(5:00 minutes),Madkind(5:15 minutes),Hardcore Hobo(5:16 minutes),Rogue(5:24 minutes),Brimstone(6:00 minutes),Rakshaw(6:02 minutes),T-Ray(6:02 minutes),Brute Force(6:40 minutes),Phoenix(6:45 minutes),Super Star(6:53 minutes),Hardcore Kitty(8:00 minutes),Whacko(8:10 minutes),The Jackal(8:41 minutes),The Red Raven(9:20 minutes),Cyric(10:21 minutes)

Winner via full roster elimination and new XWF Rumble Champion ......... MACHINEHEAD !!!!!!!!!

After the match, Machinehead got his title belt, only to be out flanked by the Hard-Core Ministry, who started A seven on one beating !

The action was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report

NOW THE STAGE IS SET...

Why didn't the XWF staff answer Madkind and Whacko's calling them to the ring ?

What of the Hard-Core Ministry and how will it effect the other stars ?

The newest stars on the roster make gain for themselves, mostly Xander Bloodstone, gaining he Hotline title !

The Rock, Ahala and Legion all have unfinished business and The Red Raven is near robbed of his dream again !

Machinehead earns gold as the new XWF Rumble Champion, he is sure to offer it for challenges !

Cyric can't be charged for the murder we all witnessed, do to politics, hey OJ, take notes !

Titles on the line all this week, including A-Trains will the champ make it till Apocalypse as the game !

Join us in two days for Wednesday Night Live !!!!!!

Exclusive Footage

After the card, several lower staff members seemed to be searching for Maxx Fitzgerald, Richard Coupe and Dale Collins, who seemed to have been kidnapped, once their office revealed A struggle had taken place and they seemed to have left without, a lot of their personal items, including cars keys and their cars where still in the lot ?