results 03/02/2001
Friday Night Fury
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OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Too Late vs. Jack Cusack
Standard Match
none
none
The Titans vs. Divine Right
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
Trax vs. Ahala
Standard Match
none
none
Brandon Hex vs. Frost
Standard Match
none
none
Piranha vs. Theo Blitz
Standard Match
none
none
Shain 'Krazee' Nelles vs. Plague
Mall Brawl
none
none
The People's Team vs. SOD
One Fall Six Person Tag Match
none
( Styx, Stone & Ugg-Lee )
Aeon vs. Fire
Hard-core Match
none
Instant Match
Ghost Eagle & Rage vs. Master Man & Hynter
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
Lugg-Nutt vs. Dark Wind
Standard Title Match
OWC
none

" KRYPTONITE " BY THREE DOORS DOWN & S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
............... ...............





FRIDAY
NIGHT
FURY




..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE 34,508 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!

THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, SIGNS READ AS ' THE DISHWASHER ATE MY MOM ',' WHERE IS BUFFY ',' ERIC OWNS ',' BLOOD BATH ME RAVEN ',' GHOST EAGLE, STILL OWC ! ',' THE ONE ',' LOCI IS MY MASTER',' THE JACKAL IS ON THE PROWL'' , THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ......

PRE FURY - INFERNO: OWN3R DEALS WITH THE DEVIL

Before the Fury show begins, in the secret office of the SXW mystery own3r he sits, but this time he is not alone, standing next to him is the master of INFERNO .... LOCI !

Loci - " It has been like old times, has it not ...... ?"

Own3r - " Indeed it has, the chaos runs its way & course through the XWF, ahhh I mean the SXW of course & this island like clockwork, you can always count on certain .. things to happen ! "

Loci - " Tonight the world will see they true effects of the Inferno force, as the dark side is bound to come forth from several tonight while in the midst of battle, live in the ring ! "

Own3r - " Nothing like getting some last world minute, ratings before all hell breaks loose ! "

Loci - " The baby shall be return to us as well, one of their OWN, did indeed turn on them, he will aid us in getting back my son ! "

Own3r - " Are you sure he can be trusted ? "

Loci - " Of course not, but it is not a trick, his mind was well guarded, but the truth is he loathes his fellow stable mates and those who oppose you, he will join us, then we will kill him after he has done this for us, a perfect exchange, much the way you are my friend ! "

Own3r - " Hahaha, yes, yes, it will be the fruit of my labor to Dominate my prey once again and destroy these inferior humans, once your world is complete, I will find the strong worthy and destroy the weak, nothing has changed that ! "

Loci - " You may have gone through your changes ..... but you where always the best, and still are ... without you, this would not be possible, the INFERNO owes you a great debt of respect and you shall profit almost as much as I ........ almost ! "

Styles - " Hey, hey , hey ROG !!!!!, folks welcome to the SXW and if your new to viewing as we have heard our rating went up by 1.1 just last week, it seems violence is now what the people are watching and as always what SXW is bringing, lets get it on ! "

Tely - " Wow, you getting into it more and more Styles and Myphis is not even here, and you're still over selling his efed, anywise folks, we have a huge card so lets get rolling, with or without the Boss, the show must still go on ... who's booking this stuff now anywise ?! "

TOO LATE vs. JACK CUSACK

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Kelly O'Delly, match announcer - - Cheryl Hunter

As Too Late's theme music begins he starts to walk out, then Jack Cusack is seen running behind him, sneak attacking him and beating him down to the ring as Too Late was helpless and could only roll down the ramp and then get tossed into the ring.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Once in the ring, Too Late turned it around after an Irish Whip and then took Jack Cusack into a series of painful Suplex's and Sideways Slams, each time he made a pin but Cusack would always kick out.

While Jack Cusack was been beaten around by Too Late, the SXW One World Champion made his way too the ring, he was holding the strap and clearly here just to keep an eye on Too Late.

Too Late flipped Cusack into a Cross Armed Suplex and ha him in a slide pin, the referee dropped and counted three giving the win to Too Late !

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is ........... TOO LATE !!!!!!!!!! "
( 6:03 minutes )

After the match, Lugg and Too Late made some bitter eye contact as Lugg made an exit, then Cusack, then Too Late.

THE TITANS vs.
DIVINE RIGHT

Standard Tag Match
15 minute time limit

referee - - Larry Segal

' Silence ' by Delirium begins to play, as Priest and Angelica Storm slowly walk to the ring, candles in hand.
Cheryl - " ... Now making their way to the ring .. .they are ..... DIVINE RIGHT !!! "

Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... "

' Powerful Horns & Thundering Drums' begins to play as ....
Green Death & Crimson Scourge
....enter the arena and have April Knight on their shoulders. The Titans set her down and she walks behind her goliaths as they charge into the ring.

Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, with their manager April Knight, they are the thunder & the lightning ... THE TITANS !!!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

From start to finish, the Titans finally own3d a match, each would get tagged in and destroy their opponents, Angelica Storm held out better then Priest, but April Knight would jump in and screw up any chance she had of winning the match.

Once Priest was tagged in a final time, outside the ring April Knight got nuts as she snuck up on Angelica with a chair and start to bash her ankles in, Crimson Scourge actually had to come down and pull her off Angelica who suffered fractures in both ankles.

April Knight then beat on Scourge for pulling her off, meanwhile Green Death had destroyed Priest and pinned him, but April Knight broke it up and told Green to tag in Crimson, so they could put Priest into The Iceberg- Crimson lifts opponent into a Press Slam and then Green hits the 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog

April Again makes the Titans tag so they can give Priest the Balls to the Wall- Green Spread Leg holds opponent while Crimson delivers a Diving Headbutt to the Groin from the Top Turn Buckle and then a Back Breaker Rack by Green & Mandible Claw by Crimson until Priest submits and the Titans win.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winners via submission ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... they are ........... THE TITANS !!!!!!!!!! "
( 8:13 minutes )

After the match, April Knight then had the Titans hold Priest up so she could Super Kick him, then a Kicking Low Blow and then a Claw to the nuts and finally she put him into her Iron Maiden- Crippler Crossface while the Titans beat up the referee.

While this was happening, the new Bitch of the bunch, Over Fiend was seen running to the ring, oddly fans popped for him, until ....
... he entered the ring and slapped the Walls of Stone & Pain on Priest also, along with Aprils Crossface Hold, in a team effect.

Once done the Reavers left the ring saying they are to be feared and then Divine Right was carted away by EMT's !

Tely - " Folks, we must take a quick commercial break, I do not know where this was 3 minutes ago, but here it is now after the horrible act of violence on live TV ! "

RAGING BULL
Hyaline LIGHT

Description - Raging Bull's personal icon shaped to perfection in Hyaline light tubes with dry ice for flaming nostrils!

Not returning to the announcers the scene is back stage, EMT's hover around .... JACK CUSACK !

As they pull away at plastic wrap that holds his dead body up right ! The open eyed dead stare gives away that his time has expired as well as his stiffness, this must have happened recently since we all saw him alive just minutes ago.

As EMT's move back while pulling the wrap, S.O.D. is seen written on his shirt ... in his own blood.

But as camera's pull away, I seemed to see, two small holes on his neck, kinda had me a flashback too, those old Vampire Dayz !

INFERNO: ONE MUST FALL

As Ahala sets up for her match against Trax, she says good bye to her baby and is teleported by Kamikaze too the arena.
The Dream Team and Nightstalkers are cut in numbers due to matches, but at base camp( the scrap yard ), Bull, Piranha, Zeebo, Defender, Masked Ronin, Crusher, Kamikaze, Cyric


all do there things, Kamikaze plays nanny for the next few minutes.

TRAX vs. AHALA

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title singles matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Noh Cheating

Fans boo referee Noh Cheating !!!

' Pulling Teeth ' begins to play as Ahala makes her way to the ring

Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, standing at well over six feet tall and mistress of the power bomb ...
...she is.... AHALA !!!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " ... and her opponent ..... "

Bells start ringing, as smoke appears around the entrance, ' Hell's Bells ' starts playing, as a strange figure walks out of the entrance way, he has by his side, a girl ...

... that looks equally as spaced out as he does, soon he enters the ring, it appears he has a branding iron in his hand, as he gets into the ring, and gets ready for action

Cheryl - " Now in the ring with his managers, Trix, from places best left unknown, he is ..... TRAX !!!!!! "

Trix was wearing her Indian suit and Trax was mocking Ghost Eagle, this allowed Ahala to nail her Amazon Attack- Heart kick over the top rope knocking Trax to the floor even before the match. Trax rolled back in.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Ahala own3d Trax most of the time, she would score a Super Kick or a Back Breaker, lifting him like a light weight and nearly breaking him like a twig, but he would kick out of every cover.

Ahala then nailed her Amazon Suplex- Belly to Back Cross Face Chickenwing Suplex and had a sliding pin on Trax, but he flipped out thanks to Trix, once the referee was not looking, Trix then again did something, tripping Ahala and enraging her, but this was a mistake as

Trax slipped her into the Far Beyond Driver- Piledriver from Middle Rope and covered her for a three count win.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is .......... TRAX, THE TAMER!!!!!!!!!! "
( 7:33 minutes )

After the match Trix helped Trax lug the ring stairs into the ring and his big steel linked chain, Noh Cheating totally fled the ring rather then help Ahala as Trax rigged her up into The Noose- Puts opponent back to back, reaches up and grabs them by the neck and leans forward, lifting their feet off the ground, causing them to hang in the air, choking while standing on the ring stairs mid ring.

Back at the Scrap Yard, the teams watch as Trax attempts to kill Ahala ..... Kamikaze quickly opens a portal...
.... Bull orders Defender, Ronin, Crusher, Cyric and then himself through the portal, into the ring to aid Ahala.

Trix tells Trax a portal is opening and he jumps up giving Ahala one more massive choke out around her neck with the chain while doing his Noose hold, then Trax & Trix flee the ring, just as the Dream Team & Nightstalkers attack unit spring out of the portal.


Ahala is out cold, her neck is severally damaged, no telling if she suffered brain damage .... EMT's enter the ring.

Back at the Scrap Yard ... Kamikaze springs up, giving Zeebo the child and entering the portal himself.

Kamikaze is now in the ring, he pulls out his sword from it's pocket plane and attempts to heal Ahala's wounds, but his magic has been effected by the INFERNO & THE HELLMOUTH, in fact ..... his portal suddenly closes .... ?!?!?! ......

Trax & Trix try to get away once the half team realize they are cut off from the Baby and the Scrap Yard, just as an explosion is heard from outside, muffled, but still heard in the loud arena, the ground mildly shakes

At the Scrap Yard ... Zeebo and Piranha have covered the baby from wall chunks, as Lugg drives a MINI-TANK through the hole he blasted in the Scrap Yard wall.
The Goblin Queen & Cheyenne
... ride on the back of the mini tank.

Lugg then points the heavy barrel at Zeebo who is holding the baby.

Zeebo - " Here Pirry, take the child my son and guard it with your life, I will hold them off as long as I can ! "

Zeebo hands Piranha the child.

Zeebo - " Go my son, what are you waiting for ?! "

Piranha then starts walking, but towards Lugg & the mini-tank.

Zeebo - " Pirry, what are you doing .... no, tell me you did not .... "

Zeebo motions to reach out to his son, but then Styx & Stone floor him with a Double Clothesline. Master Man & Hynter are also now in the room, they beat down on Zeebo as well, while Piranha hands the inferno child up to Lugg, who laughs as he handles the chosen child of his masters brood and the broken amazon !

Lugg then hands the child back to the Goblin Queen while Piranha then exits with the rest, after they beat on his helpless father.

Meanwhile back in the arena .... Ghost Eagle & Rage cut off Trax & Trix.

Kamikaze stays with Ahala, but just as soon as Bull, Defender, Ronin, Crusher, & Cyric start up the ramp ...


..... more SOD and SOD loyalists come out ... including, Fire, Hex, Plague, Banshee, Aeon, Despair & Carnage



... an all out brawl then takes place on the ramp, nobody falls off, but fans do get to see one heck of a slobber knocker, since they missed the quick baby theft and heel turn by Piranha ! But then in the midst of battle ... Aeon announces that their task is complete and at once the SOD nearly push Defender & Crusher off the edge, but Bull & Cyric reach out and save them, leaving Ronin to gets a Double Super Kick and the bad guys escape both fights, at roughly the same time.

After a minor regrouping, Raging Bull dials his cell phone .... calling Frost, Jackal, Glacier & Sleet, who where decoy's, that the SOD did not fall for .

Styles - " Folks, fans and reporters are telling us several things about a brawl over in the scrap yard, spotting four members of the Dream Team holding shop at the X-Treme pub, to the baby now back in Loci's hands, Piranha a traitor ?! "

Tely - " We just saw all the crews or half of each in the arena, now we have Hex vs. Frost, lets see how this progresses as well ! "

BRANDON HEX vs. FROST

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title singles matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

After the 2nd time his theme began, Frost actually showed ....

The lights go out as the music plays over the arena. Blue pyros shoot out of the entrance ramp as Frost drops down to the ring from the ceiling holding a torch. He then eats the flame and blows a blue flame from his mouth to the amused crowd.
... Lita & Trish ...
Soon walk to the ring to accompany him.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, combining fire & ice, he is ..... FROST !!!!! "

Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... "

Hex's theme plays twice as well, but he however does not show ....' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and fans begin to boo, but a faint section of Hex fans cheer, as Brandon Hex ... is a no show

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner be default ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is ....... THE CHILLMIESTER FROST !!!!!!! "
( no time )

S.X.W. ' Action Figures '
NEW ERA SET ONE


The Deadly Piranha - Ghost Eagle - Lugg -
Dark Cyric - Fire & Over Fiend !

INFERNO: BACK ON TRACK

In the Ivory Tower which has now re-grown not only back in full, but is even another 100 feet taller, making it over 600 feet in height.

.... near the top in the alter room where the last part of the INFERNO spell will be cast from ....


..... stands the Goblin Queen, along with her 1/2 child celebrating her victory and soon to be world domination.

Styles - " Folks, things seem to have taken a turn for the worse as it is confirmed, that indeed the SOD did reclaim the baby and along with all the injuries and chaos tonight, things are not looking good, like maybe I should be looking for a new job, in hell ! "

Tely - " I am still however interested in seen what happens next here as the traitor Piranha is set to take on Theo Blitz, who Piranha owes a deal of hurt to, but The Dream Team will no doubt be looking for him as well, for some hurting ! "

PIRANHA vs. THEO BLITZ

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title singles matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Luke Cage

Theo Blitz comes down from the rafters on a harness, while Bianca wearing leather pants and a see through top .... ... comes down the ramp.They get in the ring and Theo gives Bianca a kiss, he then takes off the 'Destroyer of Perfection' shirt !

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the Destroyer of perfection .... .THEO BLITZ !!!!! "

Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... "

The lights in the arena suddenly flick off and the runway starts to light up with blue roman candles . Pillars of blue flame announce his entrance as the Jaws theme begins to grow louder and louder ...
... and he walks slowly towards the ring .
When he climbs in, Piranha sinks to his knees and does a kind of praying ritual .

Cheryl - " Now in the ring .... he is ..... THE PIRANHA !!!!!!! "

But Piranha is not alone, watching his back this match are Styx, Stone & Ugg-Lee all at ringside and all set to fight the People's Team later tonight.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Theo Blitz come out striking, but as if the quickness of Piranha was not enough, the constant leg tripping by the SOD at ring side made this match a near impossible win for Blitz.

Piranha had just nailed Theo with a Bloody Water- Inverted Facelock Front Suplex and pin that Bianca finally broke up, but this caused the SOD to go after her, which in turn brought out, the rest of The People's Team....
.... Ruff Ryder & The Jackhammer .... .

This lead to a brawl between the two stables, but in the midst of it, Piranha locked Theo Blitz into the Razortooth- Elevated Crossed Arms Figure Four Leg Lock and applied pressure long after Theo had submitted.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner via submission...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is ....... THE DEADLY PIRANHA !!!!!!! "
( 6:33 minutes )

After the match and Theo is still in he submission hold which finished him off, Styx, Stone & Ugg-Lee finally over power Jackhammer and then triple slam Ruff Ryder, they enter the ring and take turns Splashing poor Theo Blitz while Piranha still has the Razortooth- Elevated Crossed Arms Figure Four Leg Lock on tight.

Bianca fearing for her man slides into the ring, Styx & Stone grab her while Ugg gives Theo Blitz one more splash.

Piranha lets go of Theo and begins to rip and tear apart Bianca's clothes while Styx & Stone hold her, all four SOD members laugh as she is stripped naked mid ring.
CLICK HERE TO SEE WHAT ARENA FANS SAW !

Piranha then ordered them to let her go and she kneeled down naked next to her broken man, after the SOD left the ring, Ruff Ryder gave her his shirt and then they helped as EMT's carried out Theo Blitz, Ruff then took a microphone.

Ruff - " SOD ..... you think just cause you put on of us down, that means we are out ?! Think again, we still have a tag match tonight, now it is handicap and still one person more then you can handle, so get ready to feel defeat at the hands of real men, and you Piranha, I at least used to respect you, but no more ! "

SHAIN 'KRAZEE' NELLES
vs. PLAGUE

Mall Brawl
20 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW Mall brawl, falls count anywhere in the SXW Mega-mall and no holds barred hard-core style match with a 20 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Fans watch on the X-Tremtron as Plague walks into the SXW mega-mall, he is walking down the main hall, looking around for any signs of his opponent, then a venders wagon starts to bolt towards him, as Plague turns around and is nailed by the cart and then slapped onto the top of it as Shain Nelles wheels cart until it hits a wall and pops Plague off it and into a small man made pond.

Shain jumps into the pond and it's a fist fight, they then brawl out of the pond and down the hall, bashing each other into stands full of to go glasses and bags of threats, along with more mobile vending carts and change machines, paper machines, soda machines and finally Shain Nelles Back Drops Plague onto a glass display case, shattering it completely as he plows through it.

Nelles and Plague then pummeled some more when Shain's pin attempt failed, this lead them to an escalator, where they both stumbled onto it as it climbed to the 2nd floor. Plague had it turned around for a moment when he surprised Nelles with his Twisted Soul- Twisting Senton(bomb) after running ahead and leaping back downwards.

On the escalator Plague makes his pin, but Nelles pushes out, this sends Plague down in a roll, he stops and starts to walk right back up, but then he stops and looks down, at his trench coat's tail end, stuck in the stairs and unable to dislodge it.

Shain Nelles nails several kicks to the face of Plague and then twists behind him as his trench coat is pulled more and more into the gears and Plague is also pulled to his hands & knees, then Shain slaps on his The Originater- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface) for the rest of the ride up.

Once at the top, Plague is totally stuck and he is flailing to get out of his trench coat when Nelles slides ahead of him and then drops Plague with The Fly- Leg Face Driver(Fameasser).

Nelles then rips the rest of the coat off Plague and rolls him into a Cradle pin to score the mall brawl win.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is ....... SHAIN 'KRAZEE' NELLES !!!!!!!! "
( 10:04 minutes )

Tely - " Folks we have seen some great action so far here tonight and it is only half way, we still have four big matches left and one is for the OWC title, the rest are all Inferno vs. Dream Team ! "

Styles - " And that one, as Aeon has challenged Fire, his replacement so to speak in the DRI division of the Inferno Force ! "

Tely - " Back in just a moment folks with a what I guess will be handicap match, as TPT takes on part of SOD ! "

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THE PEOPLE'S TEAM vs.
STYX, STONE & UGG-LEE


Handicap / One Fall Tag Team Match
15 minute time limit

VS.

Cheryl - " The following match is a handicap, tag style, one fall match up and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Some satanic music starts to play then hard-core guitar was the SOD storm the arena, the team includes Styx, Stone & Ugg-Lee !

Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... "

' American Bad Ass ' plays as Ruff Ryder
rides out on a stars and stripes harley with his manager, Jennifer Hill on back.

then lasers and smoke fill the arena

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with Jennifer Hill ...... he is .... RUFF RYDER !!!!!! "

' Hotdog ' by Limp Bizkit cracks the arena PA's as Jackhammer makes his way to the ring.

Cheryl - " Making his way down the ramp now is the 226 lbs monster ..... he is ... .THE JACKHAMMER !!!! "
Bianca is with them as well.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Both teams where able to make plenty of tags, but more so SOD, as the fresher team ever tag, they dominated the first part of the match, but Ruff would break about 6 pin attempts on his last People's Team partner The Jackhammer.

Styx & Stone did a Double Splash on The Jackhammer and then Ruff broke it up, but paid for it with a Clothesline from Hell by Ugg-Lee and was taken out of the ring, while Jackhammer was again Splashes and pinned, but this time ....

... Fans and SOD alike all broke out into cheers when a very naked Bianca climbed up onto the ring and blew a kiss at Styx making the cover, he broke it himself and started to walk over to Bianca.
CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE OF NAKED BIANCA

Bianca nailed Styx with a Kicking Low Blow and he fell backwards into a Cradle by The Jackhammer, Stone & Ugg-Lee where still distracted, but once they did attempt to break it up, Ruff Ryder nailed a Double Arm Flying Lariat and brought them both down while Jackhammer was able to get a clean three count to win this handicap match for TPT !

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winners via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... they are ..... RUFF RYDER & THE JACKHAMMER, THE PEOPLE'S TEAM !!!!!! "
( 8:23 minutes )

After the match however and naked Bianca paraded around the ring while Ruff, Jackhammer & Jennifer celebrated there win and then exited the ring, star struck and loving been the center of attention Bianca was still in the ring, shaken them things, when ....

Brandon Hex, Master Man & Trax hit the arena ....

.... attacking The People's Team while Styx, Stone & Ugg-Lee grabbed Bianca out of the ring and carried her back stage, Hex got on the microphone to do a little explaining, although fans do not deserve and explanation !

Hex - " You see Ruffy & Jacky .... we have the baby back, and that means the INFERNO is still in effect, that means the final segment must be complete and as part of that, a women of low moral is needed as an additional sacrifice to the Inferno along with the chosen infant ...."

Hex - " .... so in effect, your concern only for your hair style & third legs have left you out of the good fight and ripe for some picking, namely Bianca, she's got a date with a sacrificial dagger, and I blame you ! "

With that mumbo-jumbo being said, Brandon Hex walks off with the rest of his crew all the while Bianca is understanding more and more she will not live past the Sabbath and she starts to kick and scream, yelling for the down TPT members to save her, but they are half conscious!

LOCI
'SOLDIER of DARKNESS'
LIMITED EDITION COMICBOOK

Description - The story of Loci and his dark armies legacy is explored in this awesome comicbook with art my Angel Medallion and published by Chaos Comics, also publishers of Cyric and Brandon Hex's comix, this as with the others is written in ink laced with Loci's own blood.

LUGG-NUTT DOG TAGS
' BE THE MAN, REPLICA DOG TAGS '

Description - Now you can be a demonic soldier too, with your own Lugg-Nutt custom brand SOD dog tags, just like the real thing !

As we return from commercial, fans are greeted with a surprise match, as .....

YOU CAN NOT HALT ... THE MARCH OF TIME !!!!!!!!

The lights go out. Small bursts of flame shoot up in two rows along the rampway. Aeon can be seen coming out through the gloom. He raises his arms and the flames shoot to around head height. The lights return and Aeon ....

Aeon is not alone, his green skinned companion is with him. Once things settle down, Aeon is handed a microphone.

Aeon - " So as you all may know, the INFERNO is going as planned, Aeon is larger then life, and well, lets just say things can still get better, now I know some of you may not like me ...(boos) .. and I want you all to know, I don't like any of you ! (more boos) "

Aeon - " But right now my beef is with DRI, and the fact that I was replaced, as if I could be replaced ! "

Aeon - " So this challenge goes out to my so called replacement, the 7'8" giant calling himself, simply ... FIRE ! "

Aeon - " So Simply Fire, come out here and prove yourself a worthy replacement, this is just a friendly match, between Inferno budz, just having some fun ..... in a hard-core match of course and hey, bring that sexy little manager of yours, I think the fans wouldn't mind seen her naked again, tonight sure seems to be the night for that ! "( Fans now cheer.)

Then moments later .....

AEON vs. FIRE

Hard-core / Grudge Match
15 minute time limit

' Burning Down Da House' plays and a ring of fire appears around the SXW ring, the lights are out as ...
Fire and Redd
... can be seen strutting to the ring.
Once the music is finished Red brings down her right arm slowly and the fire immediately goes out.!!! "

Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, from hell and back, they are .... Redd and ... FIRE !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all SXW hard-core matches, falls count anywhere, no rules matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

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.. as Fire walks over the top rope and walks right into Aeon, engaging in a massive fist melee. Fans roared with cheers as the two giants hammered each other around the ring and to turn buckles, then some corner splashes by each, nothing doing on putting the other down though.

Slowly but surely through out the fist & boot battle, Aeon was gaining more and more control and finally Fire messed up with a predictable upper cut which Aeon ducked and rose again, lifting Fire into and Inverted Atomic Drop, then a Throat Drop on the top rope, finally a Clothesline that took Fire out over the top rope.

Redd was helping Fire to his feet when Despair nailed her with a Flying Elbow Smash, Fire was up and put his hands on Despair, causing Aeon to become enraged as he grabbed Fire over the top ropes with his hands, clinging to Fire's mask, in a few seconds, Aeon had ripped the mask completely off, revealing Fire's face once again to the horror of arena fans.

Aeon had Fire at his mercy, since the thought of his own face been exposed turned him into a wimp. Aeon pulled Fire back into the ring and delivered the March of Time- Reverse Sidewalk Slam(Reverse Rock Bottom) and then the Ravages of Time- Leg Drop from the Top Rope making a leg hook and easy three count pin, to win.

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Cheryl - " ..... and your winner via pinfall ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... he is ...... THE MARCH OF TIME ..... AEON !!!!!!! "
( 6:41 minutes )

After the match Aeon & Despair celebrated in the ring and laughed as Redd, held Fire's mask to his face as they exited the arena. In back, Brandon Hex & Plague
watch Aeon on the monitor, Plague is ferrous, Hex looks less upset then Plague, but more so, disappointed.

Tely - " Well folks, I guess it is good to see the bad guys beating up on each other for a change, next we have the return bout of Ghost Eagle with his new partner in tag action, the lovely Rage, taking on two SOD meanies, Master Man & Hynter ! "

Styles - " Hey is that a new referee or what, look at the size of her knockers ?! "

Tely - " Either she is new, or Kelly O'Delly got another, even bigger boob job herself ! "

GHOST EAGLE & RAGE vs.
MASTER MAN & HYNTER

Standard Tag Team Match
20 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all one fall SXW tag team matches and has a 20 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Rocki Roads

' Speak English of Die' by SOD blast the PA system as Master Man & Hynter make way to the ring, fans boo like crazy, but INFERNO supporter attack those fans and security is working over time tonight.

Cheryl - " .... From the SOD, they are .... HYNTER & MASTER MAN !!!!! "

Cheryl - " ... and their opponents, part of the Nightstalkers, they are ...... "

Red and white lights flash around the ring.

Cheryl - " From Dublin, Ireland here is Torment... she is ..... RAGE !!! "

A clap of thunder leads to the opening notes of " Desert Rose ", a loud Indian war-cry is heard, as Ghost Eagle emerges from behind the curtain.

He walks down to the ring in a proud, solemn way, pausing only to shake an Indian rattle in his left hand. Then a screech echo's the arena as Aeetos appears ......


Ghost Eagle slides into the ring, where he throws a powder onto the ring floor, it explodes, and when the smoke clears, Ghost Eagle stands there, wearing only soft, brown leather pants, moccasins, and war-paint. Aeetos soars up to the rafters and has his seat all too himself.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! "

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Rage & Hynter start off the match, Hynter has strength, but Rage has size & fans support, after a quick hand combat, Rage snagged a Leather and Lace- Flying Somersault Neck Breaker and pinned Hynter, but she kicked out, this lead to Ghost Eagle & Master Man being tagged in.

Ghost Eagle and Master Man had a great melee, with Suplex's and Moonsaults, also a few two count pins, nothing serious until Ghost Eagle scored his Tomahawk- Opponent in side headlock.Ghost Eagle runs to a corner with opponent, jumps up, plants his feet, and lands a Super Swinging DDT and then tagged in Rage.

Rage was able to nail Master Man with several Spinning Heel Kicks, but then he surprised us all by slamming Rage with Eagle's move, the Tomahawk- Opponent in side headlock.Ghost Eagle runs to a corner with opponent, jumps up, plants his feet, and lands a Super Swinging DDT and he almost pinned her, but a leg on the rope stopped the count.

Master Man then Irish Whipped Rage off the ropes and into a Flying Somersault Neck Breaker, now using Rage's own moves against her. But no pin as Master Man lifted Rage into a Jackknife Powerbomb and then did a one leg & foot laxed cover.

Rage rolled out and tagged in Ghost Eagle, this lead to another amazing melee, where Ghost Eagle scored his Leg Twist and then a War Cry- Dragon Sleeper, but soon Master Man had the ropes and Eagle broke clean, but the slimy Master Man snuck around and locked Eagle into his own War Cry- Dragon Sleeper.

Ghost Eagle was able to break out successfully after a few seconds and then twisted Master Man into a 3/4 Front Face Bulldog and then his Great Spirits- Underhook Piledriver, hooking the leg and making a three count pin to win the tag match for his teammate and himself.

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Cheryl - " ... and your winners via pin fall ....... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... they are ..... from the NIGHTSTALKERS .... RAGE & GHOST EAGLE !!!!!!!! "
( 9:21 minutes )

After the match, Master Man & Hynter exit while Rage & Eagle celebrate in the ring, fans cheer and even Aeetos shocks some as he lands on Rage's arm, and not Ghost's which he has not done since his transformation into the super death bird he is now.

... once they zoo leaves the ring, fans get crazy when they here ' Oppps, I Did It Again ' by Brittany Spears blast through the arena, they all turn to see is she walks out, when suddenly a Cheerleader with blonde ponytails and pom-pom's comes running and cheering out of the entrance and to the ring, sliding in like a pro.

Once everybody gets a closer and better look, we see it is just Crazy Noodle Boy dressed in a cheerleaders female uniform and with blonde hair extensions.
( ' ... I'm not that innocent ........ OWWWWWWW .... ')

... fans are cheering and chanting CNB, CNB, until, he starts to do a strip tease for them ...
( OPPPPS, I did it again ....)

... ditching his pom-poms first and then the rest....
( I played with your heart .... )

It takes a few staff members to stop him and cover him once he rips off the skirt ....
( I'm ... not ... that ... INNOCENT ..... ! )

... but soon fans can rest easy as CNB is taken backstage and clothed.

( OWWWWWWWW, a YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ! )

BRANDON HEX
'Zombie Mask'

Description - Now you to can be undead, walk through graveyards, create minion's out of wrestling rejects and then go insane all day long !

Styles - " Folks, we have had our usually insane amount of action on this show and it still gets one better as One World Champion Lugg defends his gold against Dark Wind, they have already clashes once on the roar to this gold, we all know who won that, but now it's time for Lugg-Nutt to or shut up ! "

Tely - " With the SOD backing him up, I'd say Dark Wind is SOL ! "

         
       
         

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LUGG-NUTT vs. DARK WIND

Standard Title Match
no time limit

SXW One World Championship Title Belt

Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all one fall SXW title matches and is for the SXW One World Championship Title strap and will have no time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

The ring is suddenly plunged into total darkness, even though the arena lights are still on. The darkness breaks up and dissolves like a cloud of smoke, revealing Dark Wind standing in the center of the ring !


Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 207 pounds & the current SXW Light Weight Champion, he is ... DARK WIND !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... he is the current, undisputed, reigning SXW One World Champion ..... "

Obviously the INFERNO effect has gotten Lugg-Nutt more fans as his name been chanted echoes throughout the arena.

'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring, his wife, Cheyenne is close behind.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG-NUTT !!!!!! "

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Lugg and Dark Wind stalked one another until the bigger man made the 1st move, for the next several seconds, Dark Wind found himself trying to break out of every kind of Cobra Clutch imaginable, and then finally a Nutt-Clutch- Cobra Clutch into a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep did the trick, but Lugg could not make a cover stick.

Dark Wind was back up and used everything from his nasty Nightfall- Double Thumb to the Eyes to his Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip but nothing would stop Lugg from moving forwards.

Lugg had just destroyed Dark Wind with a Bombs Away- Reverse Bulldog and then a Fixxer-Upper- Brainbuster DDT but Dark Wind still had enough sense to roll out before a cover.

Lugg-Nutt was reaching over the top ropes to grab Dark Wind and he did, but as he lifted him back up on the ring apron, Lugg felt the power of the Soul Reaver- Claw hold to face, drains victim's energy, can kill if held too long, so Lugg did a variant of his Beheading- Opponent in a high bear hug, then falls back, dropping the opponents neck across the top rope and they where both down.

Lugg in the ring, Dark Wind outside the ring, rolls himself back in and then nails Lugg who started to stand up with the deadly Fist of Evil- Dark chi strike to opponent's chest, causes knockout and temporary paralysis.

Lugg was out cold, near the ring edge and wrapped up in the ropes, Dark Wind took some time to catch his breath, then soon crawled over to Lugg, pulled him mid ring, hooked the leg and made his cover.

At two, Lugg came to life and lifted his right arm, Dark Wind was ferrous. Both men could barely stand as they used each other to climb to their feet, then switched up with some girly fist shots and then Lugg scored his Spinning Crescent Kick , this sent Dark Wind off the ropes as he cause back with his Shadow Strike- Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the throat, but Lugg-Nutt caught it and dropped Dark Wind into a One Leg Boston Crab, then pulled Dark Wind away from the ropes after 60 seconds of reaching and dragging himself there.

Lugg then snapped Dark Wind into the awesome Lugg-Clutch- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine and it took a bit long, but finally Dark Wind tapped out, and Lugg retained the gold for yet another few days !

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Cheryl - " .... and your winner via submission .... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... and still SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPION ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is ..... THE MAIN MAN ..... LUGG-NUTT !!!!!!! "
( 10:21 minutes )

After the match, much like in the past, Lugg-Nutt celebrated, confetti dropped and he walked away, ignoring his defeated opponent, but Dark Wind did not seem to like losing to Lugg clean, as in the past, both men of arms, Dark Wind opens the portal to his and pulls out his The Shadow Blade- Katana of unknown origin.

But to his surprise, Lugg-Nutt stops in his tracks, turns around and walks towards Dark Wind and his blade while saying ...

Lugg - " I know if things where different you'd gut me no problem .... and I respect that .... but respect this .... "

... Still Walking .... "

Lugg - " ... Do you really want to strike down the main man, the Inferno's lead into the real world, the tie that binds the whole thing together, and makes your future as a warlord in the new world possible, do you really think that is wise ... do you ?! "

... At this point, Lugg has his face right against the blade of Dark Winds weapon, almost pushing into it, using his eyes now to dare Dark Wind into making the mistake ....

Lugg - " ... plus you know he will come after you, if you strike me down, like he will come for your brother on the Sabbath of the INFERNO ! "

... Dark Wind still stalls, but then pulls back and scabbards his weapon back into it's portal pocket, Lugg is not half looking back at Dark Wind as he now exits, saying ...

Lugg - " ... You're wiser then your brother is Wind, I'll give you that too ! "

....... the scene was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter ... ... for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report ...

NOW THE STAGE IS SET......
Death, injury & the INFERNO plague tonight's card as the SOD reclaim the chosen infant half-breed and claim a sacrificial lamb, putting the spell back on track and our ass back on the shooting range !
Piranha betrays the Dream Team and all humanity, Ahala is gone, Divine Right is laid to waist as the side of good crumbles and the darkness effect tightens it's grip on X-Treme Island !
Nudity is again the high point of another SXW card, however, Crazy Noodle Boys striptease was not !
Lugg is still the main man as he defeats Dark Wind yet again, and more is still yet to come, tonight and on the INFERNO SABBATH, and what could be the last day of our lives ......
.....Join us, SUNDAY FOR THE INFERNO and find out !!!!!!
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Exclusive Footage

SXW MANAGEMENT: THE LIVING ILLUSION REVEALED & THE NEW SXW PRESIDENT !

After the Fury show, in the main office of Lucas Myphis, SXW President and the shot caller, card booker and star maker, sits a dark, mysterious man, and standing next to him is ...

.... Ms. Myphis with her hands wrapped around this mystery mans arm, as he looks over the SXW Roster and rewinds the monitor back to the start of the main event.

Man - " ... Well, it seems things are going as planned, sept my little detour, which lead me to you my sweet .... and in light of Lucas Myphis being ill with a sleeping disorder, that leaves you in complete control of SXW cards and the island ?! "

Ms. Myphis nods slightly.

Man - " ... Until right now that is, so after reading these contracts and deeds to SXW, I have found the way around Lucas Myphis being alive and the own3r still been a mystery, to get myself signed in here officially as SXW chairman & President ! "

Man - " ... All you need do my dear is sign right here ... and here ! "

The shadowy figure's hands reach out, pointing out where to sign on two pages, he then hands Ms. Myphis a pen and she leans over to sign, once done the mystery man stacks the pages evenly and then leans forwards, his face moves out of the shadows ....

Aeon - " .... Thank you my dear, now if you would be so kind as to fax these to the own3r and respective parties, I have some planning to do now, don' I, and after the Inferno, DRI, Hardkore Kid, Defender all have allot to answer for, they may have to jump ship and join WVW, just to keep there heads above water, NOW THAT AEON IS RUNNING THE SHOW ! "

As Ms. Myphis exits the room with the papers, doing exactly as Aeon says, suddenly two women materialize in the room with him, they are ...
... the Sisters From Hell, Despair & Carnage ...

Despair - " She is almost as foolish as a normal human being ! "

Carnage - " Completely oblivious and helpless as she must do as you master Aeon command ... yet she has no clue she is nothing more then a living illusion ! "

Aeon - " Come, come by dear ladies, you two created a master piece, she is perfect .... in every way .... I shall keep her for a time, as she is to never know, that she is not real ..... understood ! "

Both the sisters bow in respect to Aeon, more so now, as he is effectively the new SXW Chairman & President, look out Vince, because ... YOU CANNOT HALT ..... THE MARCH OF TIME ! "

WORLD NEWS: STRANGE DAYZ

Reporter - " ... meanwhile, researchers are still looking for the reason thousands of fish and deep sea life has suddenly just died, floating to the surface and covering the shores, no oil tankers have spilled recently nor has any poison been detected in the water, but something is killing sea life at an incredible rate, scientists predict at least 4 types of sea life are now cast into extinction due to this deadly phenomena ! "

Meanwhile, under the sea, the life form once known as Short Round, who was turned into a zombie after his death and then enchanted with a cursed magical scroll, has started to feed on bigger pray and is growing constantly as he absorbs life force energy!

INFERNO: RAISING THE DEAD, ANOTHER SUB SPELL FROM HELL

Long after the Fury card, and the INFERNO is back on track, along with adding the DARKNESS effect ( causing people to feel hate and loathing and not been able to hold it in anymore, causing them to act out, and bad ways.) BRANDON HEX, has come up with a new theme ...
... MASS ZOMBIE RAISING !

Thankz to technology still in Lugg-Nut's possession from back in the Legion(naires) days, Lugg and Hex have rigged up a machine that will amplify Hex's machine's ability to raise one corpse, to raise millions of corpses at once, across the globe ....

... The extra ingredient, the Inferno effect to boost dark magic and one of three remaining DARKNESS FEATHERS, which once incepted into the machine, makes it whole.

Once all is set, Lugg stands back to allow Hex the honors, he pulls the lever and the machine vibrates and rattles as soon a dark matter type of energy streams from it and like rainbows, spreads out across the globe, minutes later, the corpses of long ago and just recently deceased bodies begin to raise from the ground, clawing to get out and find some ... BRAINS, FRESHHHHH HUMAN BRAINS !!!!!! "

Lugg - " Army of Darkness, eat your heart out .... "

Hex - " .... WERD ! "

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