XWF FNF INTRO THEME AND VIDEO

The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage.

Tely - " Hello everybody and it is the end of A wild week, just following this months PPV, there is A new show, found in the message boards for A complete weekly rap up. "

Trent - " First of is the highly anticipated first match of Deaken Knights XWF career ! "

Tely - " Should be A good match up ! "

Tyler - "The following match up is set for one fall, with a ten minute time limit."

Tyler - "Introducing first, weighing in at 275 pounds, Los Angeles's own ..... VENOM!!!!!!"

"FireStarter" by Prodigy begins to play as Venom is wheeled to the ring in a straight jacket, Hannibal Lector style. He gets a pop as he attempts to bit the EMTs that are escorting him. He is unlocked from the devices, and he springs into the ring, sliding under the ropes. Crouching in a corner, Venom waits for his victim.

Tyler - "His opponent, a member of the Extreme Icons, and making his XWF debut, DEAKEN KNIGHT!!!"

The newcomer gets a big pop as his music, "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys plays. He makes his way to the ring with a look of "all business" about him. He steps inside the ring, as soon as he raises his head, Venom is there to deliver a headbutt!
***The bell rings***

Venom whips Deaken into the far ropes and catches him with a drop kick, sending the smaller man down. Venom backs into the corner and crouches, Deaken stands and turns to see Venom barreling at him, attempting a spear. Deaken drops, and Venom over shoots him, hitting the turnbuckles.

Deaken pulls Venom out of the corner and puts him down with a tiger suplex. Venom jumps up quickly and Deaken sends him over with a side suplex. Once again, Venom is quickly back up and Deaken goes for another tiger suplex, But Venom counters, and puts Deaken on the mat with a sidewalk slam. Deaken gets up and comes at Venom.

A slobberknocker ensues, both men landing heavy blows to the face. Venom lands a kick to Deaken's gut and doubles him over. Venom plants his opponent with a neck breaker, and then pulls him up, whip into the ropes and levels Deaken with a drop-kick. Venom pulls Deaken back to his feet and goes for a brainbuster, but Deaken uses his size and wriggles out of the hold.

He nails Venom with a backdrop suplex. Deaken hits another backdrop suplex. Venom is a little slower getting to his feet. Once he is up, Deaken puts him high into the air with a vertical suplex. Venom is back up, and grabs Deaken with lightning speed and hits a Death Valley Driver and goes for the cover.

Ref - "1...2.."

Deaken kicks out, stands and drops the charging Venom with a rolling DDT. Venom is up, and gets put right back down with a sidewalk slam. Deaken covers.

Ref - "1...2.."

Venom kicks out, both men stand and exchange right hands for a few seconds. Venom blocks a punch and using his lightning speed, nails Deaken with a his "DOA" (Sweet Chin Music).Deaken flies head over heels back into the corner. Deaken slowly stands, using the ropes for leverage. Venom charges the winded Deaken, looking for his spear. But just before impact, Deaken hits his "Knockout" (super kick), and the big man goes down in a heap.

Deaken drops on him and applies his "Deakmission" (Half Nelson Sleeper). The referee checks to see if it is a choke, and signals that it is not.

The referee raises Venom's right arm, it drops to the mat. He checks Venom's arm again. It is limp. The referee checks the arm once more, and when it lands on the mat, he signals for the bell.
***The bell rings***

Deaken releases the unconscious man, and the referee raises his hand in the center of the ring.

Tyler - "Your winner via knock out ............ DEAKEN KNIGHT!!!"
( 6:04 minutes )

Tely - " Well Deaken makes his presence known, and Venom felt every bit of it ! "

Trent - " Ohhh great, next up is that hard-core amazon traitor Ahala, taking on the Hobo ! "

Tely - " They would have been partners had she turned heel just A little sooner, but it was all A plan by Maxx Fitzgerald and Cyric ! "

Tyler - " The following match is A one fall standard match with A 15 minute, time limit ! "

Pulling Teeth, by Metallica plays as the amazon giant hits the arena, the fans deliver A major boo.

Tyler - " Now making her way to the ring, mistress of the power bomb ...... she is ... AHALA !!!! "

As Ahala enters the ring, Dirty Old Town, by Dubliners plays, as the Hardcore Hobo makes his way to the ring, he fairs no better as the fans deal another loud boo.

Tyler - " And her opponent, weighing in at 380 pounds, the wrestler formerly known as Sabu....HARDCORE HOBO !!!! "
***The bell rings***

The two XWF vets hit the ring, and lock up, Hobo is quick with the power, but Ahala twists out of his side neck wrench, and nails an inverted DDT, this plants Hobo, but he is quick to his feet, as Ahala lands A spinning heel kick, followed up with A clothesline, Hobo hit's the mat and roles out of the ring, he circles it and roles back in, only to get stomped on, as they get locked up again, Hardcore Kitty hits the ring, she distracts the referee as Hobo start A blatant choke hold on Ahala, even has he against the ropes.

The referee turns back and Hobo has let go, he tosses Ahala across to the ropes, and she comes back getting nailed with A vertical suplex, then she is picked up into the Expander (tries to pull opponents ears off like A vice), she is in total pain, soon the referee is distracted again by Hardcore Kitty, Hobo chokes Ahala again, then sets her on the middle rope, for his Eye Popper finisher, but as he leaps, Ahala moves and he slams the ropes, crotch first.

The referee is dealing with Hobo when Kitty grabs Ahala's leg and pull her out of the ring, to A fist shot, only it is blocked, then Ahala does her baseball pitchers punch, and floor Kitty, she picks her up and into A quick power bomb, then Hobo grabs her hair and pulls her back into the ring, and delivers A head butt then choke slam and pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Ahala gets her shoulder up, Hobo doesn't break clean, he punches Ahala to her face, then set's up A suplex, only Ahala reverses the hold, landing A cradle DDT,and then pin.

referee - " 1...2...3."

Tyler - " Winner via pin fall ......... AHALA !!!!!! "
( minutes 5:41 )

After the match, Ahala darts out of the ring as her theme plays, Hobo is pissed, he didn't even realize he was been pinned till it was over, and Hardcore Kitty got there to late.

Tely - " Well, know she is coming for Whacko, we'll see how the whole title challenges turn out next week ! "

Trent - " yeah is there A after card match tonight or not ?! "

Tely - " From what I hear no, next is the team of Brimstone our new XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion, along with the powerful, Ironman versus ..... those damn Zen Elite !!! "

Tyler - " The following match is A one fall, two man tag team match, with A 20 minute time limit ! "

The Zen Them plays as Rakshaw Hearteater and T-Ray make way to the ring, Damona is with them, she carries Rakshaw's still, beating heart in A jar, showing it off to the booing fans !

Ironman, by Black Sabbith plays, The lights go off and a strobe light starts up as Ironman is going up on a elevator (ala Gangrel style but no fire) . Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind" Then he starts walking down to the ring. He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyros go off. "As if he moves will he fall" is said and the giant enters the ring.

Tyler - " And their opponents, intruding first, he is the 7'3" tall ......... he is..... IRONMAN !!!! "

Scarsmus theme plays as A huge explosion is soon to follow, after the smoke has cleared, you see the XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion, he has his title slung over his shoulder, he walks to the ring, as the fans give A huge pop.

Tyler - " And his tag team partners, the current XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion ......... BRIMSTONE !!! "

The fans cheer loudly as Brimstone walks the ring, he and Ironman soon attack the Zen Elite, and it's A slobber knocker, the referee just flat out ditches the ring, and calls it from outside, Brimstone choke slams T-Ray before he can him, Ironman clotheslines Rakshaw out of the ring, and takes his corner.
***The bell rings***

Brimstone lands A side neck wrench on T-Ray, leading him to their corner, he then turns it into A full nelson slam, quickly tagging in Ironman, and holding T-Ray for one free shot, then Ironman whips Rakshaw to the ropes, then back into A lariot, Rakshaw is down, as Ironman tags Brimstone back in, another free shot, then Brimstone nails Rakshaw with A flying clothesline off the ropes, and then finally the pin.

referee - " 1....2.."

T-Ray in, so is Ironman, Rakshaw kicks out and it's peer seven all over, the referee is about to call for the bell, but Damona drops him with A boot and elbow smash, in the ring, the Zen Elite double missile kick Brimstone to the corner, where he takes A corner splash from Rakshaw, T-Ray lands A leg sweep and then A cross face sleeper, submission hold, it is on well, Ironman clearly has the rope, but no referee, Brimstone is set up for another corner splash, but he ducks and then sends Rakshaw out of the ring, over the turn buckle, he lands head first on the stairs, and is stunned.

Brimstone stomps T-Ray, then picks him up into his finisher, the Hell's Gate(Middle of ring sky high chokeslam), Ironman is up, he nails T-Ray with A super fisherman buster for good measure, Brimstone exits and gets the referee up and back in, Rakshaw is been helped by Damona, when Brimstone officially tags in Ironman, who gets poor T-Ray back up and into his finisher,the Iron Spike(Suplex Pile Driver), and pin, with the slow referee.

referee - " 1......2......3"
***The bell rings***

Tyler - " Winners via pin fall ......... BRIMSTONE & IRONMAN !!!!!!! "
( minutes 4:06 )

After the match, Brimstone and Ironman, where leaving, and Damona approached them from behind, as they turned she spit A whole mouth full( and then some) of blood in their eyes, when they where blinded the Zen Elite where quick to rush them, as Ahala came from the back, dealing A knee drop low blow to both of them, again !

Brimstone & Ironman where worked over, then brought backstage, as the Dark Elite took them, and beat them all the way to A truck, ready to role in the back, but they where not put in it, instead they where been hand cuffed to the grill of the giant rig, but then The Red Raven appeared and attacked the Zen Elite, allowing Brimstone and Ironman to push away Damona & Ahala, before the battle could escalate, Maxx Fitzgerald simple walked out and demanded they stop, then told Brimstone, Ironman and The Red Raven to just walk away & gave A stiff warning to them, especially TRR, who Maxx had deceived and screwed over in the past.

Tely - " Well that was quick, the Zen Elite where marked and loaded, then that pummel ! "

Trent - " Damona makes A nasty side kick for Cyric, that blood thing was nasty...nasty ! "

Tely - " And Maxx makes his presence known, did you see him stair down The Red Raven, who is up later tonight ! "

Trent - " Next is A match made by Richard Coupe in which it seems nobody will be working together only to destroy one another ! "

Tyler - " The following match is A one fall, handicap match, with A 15 minute time limit ! "

Bodies, by Danzig fills the stadium as the lights go out, soon to return, and reveal Cyric in the ring, he gets A major boo, but there is obviously A Cyric rules section, with A huge moving cardboard sign of him breaking Johnny Rage.

Tyler - " introducing 1st, from places unknown and servant to only ONE....he is ......... CYRIC !!!!!! "

Spit it Out, by Slipknot start and so does Xanders custom intro video, as the man himself graces the arena, the fans give A huge pop, Xander is even A bit surprised as he hits the ring.

Tyler - " And his opponents, introducing 1st from......."

Xander and Cyric start going at it right away, Tyler ditches the mic and the ring, soon Hardkore Kid is seen running to the ring, he has his signature barb wire cookie sheet with him, as he enters striking each man in the back, they are cut open, but care not, together they punch at HKK, one hits his face and the other gets the cookie sheet, which slaps against HKK's body as he flies to the ropes.
*** The bell rings***

The battle of the tweeners was off, and Xander/Cyric where fighting it out, for like 2 minutes, every time HKK got up and tried to get involved, he would get knocked to the ropes, so he finally went to the top turn buckle with his cookie sheet, when the referee tried to stop him, he was cut open and knocked out by A sheet, head shot, then HKK came down on Cyric's head with the cookie sheet, it actually warped, then cracked the cookie sheet in half, Cyric's head is bleeding, then Xander lands him with A short arm lariat, then continues through him, to the turn buckle, knocking Hardkore Kid off, and crotch first to the ropes, then grabs HKK into A vertical suplex, picks him up quickly from the mat and lands his Twilight Driver(reverse pedigree), and then kicks HKK out of the ring, Xander soaks up A huge pop from the fans, then signals and delivers A tomb stone pile driver to Cyric who was getting up, then suddenly exits the ring.

Xander has done what he wanted and leaves the arena, as Hardkore kid is left alone with Cyric, HKK flies at Cyric with A Kore Kick(drop kick), then tries A DDT, only to have it reversed into A double arm suplex, with Hardkore Kid down, Cyric exits the ring, grabs A chair and gets back in, he waits for HKK to get up, then whack, knocks him down again, this happens three times in A row, then he tosses aside the chair.
***The bell rings***

The referee has gotten up, he called for the bell, this was not A hard-core match, and he has seen HKK & Cyric use weapons, and doesn't even see Xander, after he takes A tombstone pile driver from Cyric, he and Hardkore kid continue A little slobber knocker, when through the fans, comes Xander Bloodstone, huh... picking up A chair he enters the ring and cuts loose on both his opponents?!!

Hardkore Kid and Cyric are beat down with several chair shots, as Xander raises his weapon to the fans, the Zen Elite are seen running to the ring, but Xander exits as he entered, through the fans, leaving the Zen Elite high and dry, and Xander with A grudge, all three super heavy weights in the ring, Hardkore Kid gets A triple suplex, then followed with Zen elbow drops, but soon, The Hard-Core Academy arrive(Whacko,Kitty,Hobo and A limping Terry Funk), it's peer seven in the ring, when Cyric's monks flood in, and tighten up the ring, allowing little movement, soon the melee breaks up.

Tyler - " All contendants have been disqualified...there is no winner !!!!! "
( minutes 4:27 )

The scene is the now-familiar dungeon where Baron Von Ruthless tortures his victims... and himself.

"You silly people think that because I have not embraced modern methods of pain, such as steel chairs, barbed wire, and the such, that I am not hard-core. "

"I am as hardcore as any of you here. Although my methods of mayhem are a bit... different than yours, they are still effective. Thumb screws instead of thumbtacks, torture racks instead of blackjacks. You may think the pain of a C4 explosive or the crack of a steel chair against one's skull may hurt, but that is NOTHING compared to the way a small metal screw being forced into the side of one's thumb... how many of you 'hardcore legends' can say they took that? You would most definitely submit to the pain..."

"So what is it that the Baron Von Ruthless wants with the XWF? I want three things..."

"The adoration of my fans. "The destruction of Legion... "And the XWF World Championship Belt."

Marky is still in the dungeon, this time sitting under a bed of nails. The spiked sheet is being lowered at a painfully slow rate... Marky's wide eyes are bulged out further than usual, and the fear is apparent.

"I asked that man to leave... but he tried to hang around, muttering something about not crying too soon and proving himself."

"But he was no match for Baron Von Ruthless."

The nails drop 2 inches closer, being prompted by a push on a small button by Mistress Pain.

Marky lets out a blood-curdling scream as the nails are now only a foot away from his cowardly face.
"This poor little man... he seems lost... and scared. Perhaps I shall let him go? Perhaps not!"

*** to be continued ***

Tyler - " The following match is A 2nd round XWF submission tournament match, with A 15 minute time limit, the winner will go onto face the XWF Submission's champion, Monday in A triple threat elimination title match ! "

Back that ass up, by Juvenile plays, as the man himself hits the arena, to cheers of the fans.

Tyler - " Introducing first, leader of the Bone Thugs....he is......JUVENILE !!!!!!! "

The World of Sleaze, by Regurgitator plays as The Glacier makes his way to the ring, huge pop from the fans !

Tyler - " and his opponent, weighing in at in incredible 575 pounds and standing 7'2" he is the walking ice mountain.....THE GLACIER !!!!! "
***The bell rings***

The two men lock up, as they have several times now in XWF, The Glacier got the power and tosses Juvenile to the ropes, but he holds on, then tries A clothesline, it does no good, he then receives A short arm clothesline and goes down, but quickly back to his feet with A spinning heel kick, the stuns The Glacier as Juvenile goes off the ropes into A scissors kick to the head, not down yet, The Glacier is still highly stunned, Juvenile moves in with his Roll'N(even flow DDT), which plants The Glacier and Juvenile applies an ankle lock submission hold.

The Glacier gets to the ropes easy and the hold is broken clean, both men up and Juvenile tries A drop toe hold, but the Glacier doesn't budge, and nails Juvenile in the head, till he is stunned, then picks him up into A back breaker, then quickly into A shoulder breaker, this plants Juvenile to the mat, where The Glacier applies A Boston crab, Juvenile is toast, but he is grabbing, soon he gets the referee and drops him, the Glacier lets go of Juvenile and bounces off the ropes, ready to splash Juvenile, but he moves not even seen Glacier, who then body splashes the poor referee, who goes out and down.

The Glacier takes about 5 kicks from Juvenile before he fights close enough to him and delivers an elbow, then the Titanic(inverted tombstone pile driver), then applies A sharpshooter, as he yells at the referee to get up, while holding Juvenile, Scar Child is seen running to the ring, he grabs A chair and whacks the back of the Glaciers head with it, this causes him to fall forwards, breaking the hold, soon it is two versus one, as The Glacier even for his size, is beat down, soon The Jackal is seen, he hits the ring with A chair, and lays out Scar Child, then he and Juvenile circle the ring, the referee was getting back up but Juvenile plants him with the chair, this brings The Jackal to plant and drop Juvenile with his chair.

Soon Demitries is seen, he enters the ring, and takes A chair shot, but Scar Child gets The Jackal, and drops him to the mat, then pummels him, Juvenile unloads on The Glacier as he was getting to his feet, with A chair, it's chaos as the Bone Thugs run the ring, The Glacier is so teamed up on with chairs, that Scar Child leaves to get another one, meanwhile The Jackal is taken to the Spanish announcers table ,and double power slammed onto the table, it doesn't break away, in the ring Scar Child lays one final chair shot to The Glacier, then exits, Juvenile is back in and applies the Rough Rider(dragon sleeper) as his team mates wake up the referee, the Glacier is clearly knocked out.
***The bell rings***

Tyler - " Winner via knock out and will face the submission champion on Monday.....JUVENILE !!!!!!!! "
( minutes 6:51 )

After the match, the Bone Thugs leave the ring to A mix of boo's and cheer's, The Jackal is back up, his match is next and he is bleeding from the head, he helps The Glacier out of the ring.

"Hurt Me Please" by AJ, plays on the sound system for the first time, and the lights dim. A dark figure adorned in a black overcoat steps out into the arena. A small light shines at the entranceway, and it reflects off of the monocle adorning the man's left eye. To his side is Mistress Pain, dressed in a skimpy leather suit. He is dragging a Rack with him, it is mounted on wheels.

The spotlight focuses on the man, he lifts his black hat, and it is revealed to be none other than Baron Von Ruthless, formerly Leroy. He has a huge grin on his face, and as the fans realize that is is the newest star of the XWF, they erupt into cheers.

He walks toward the ring and parks his rack beside the announcers' table. He grabs a microphone and leaps over the top rope and enters the ring.

"Workers of the XWF, fans of the XWF, and owners. My name is Baron Von Ruthless. A few of you might remember me as Leroy, but apparently you did not like my style very much. Perhaps virus-filled syringes posed a threat to you? Well, I still loved my fans, and feel that they deserve a great show. I wanted to entertain them, to have them adore me. Perhaps a rapper down from da 'hood, kickin' it old skool wasn't what was needed... so I researched a new form of torture... ancient weapons and medieval torture practices. I think you will all enjoy the unique form of entertainment I bring to the XWF... Mistress Pain? Bring him in."

Mistress Pain runs to the entrance and wheels in a new device, a spinning wheel, with a frightened and pale Marky tied down to the center. With help from the Baron, the instrument is lifted into the ring.

"Around and around and around he goes, *if* he will stop, nobody knows!"

He spins the wheel and Marky is spinning fast, very fast, in fact, he is speeding up, instead of slowing down! The Baron signals, and Mistress Pain presses a button. The wheel slows down and stops, and Marky Chang looks VERY sick. The crowd hoots and hollers as the fallen imbecile is tied down to a method of mayhem that the former rapper Leroy possesses.

"Now people, how do you like Uncle Marky?"
The crowd begins to boo.

"Would you like him better... in pain?"
The arena erupts in noise, cheering and screaming their heads off.
"Very well... Mistress?"
Mistress Pain unties Marky and moves him back to the rack.
"no, not the rack, mistress pain!!!!"

Marky Chang attempts to run backstage, away from all the torture. He is stopped by the owner of the XWF, Maxx Fitzgerald.

" Marky, didn't I tell you not to come back here? I guess you will have to be punished for this insolence. You will face every member of the XWF in a Royal Rumble style match, the only way to win is... there isn't! And the match does not end until you have been completely and utterly beaten down! And after that, NEVER come back!"

The man they call Chang stumbles away and Maxx recesses backstage.
"Hurt Me Please" hits, and the Baron with the Mistress exit the arena, hauling their toys with them, amid the cheering XWF crowd.

Tyler - " The following match is A 2nd round XWF submission tournament match, with A 15 minute time limit, the winner will go onto face the XWF Submission's champion, Monday in A triple threat elimination title match ! "

Geek stink breath starts jamming through the arena, as Jackal starts running down the entrance ramp, the fans start cheering ,The Jackal jumps over the top rope and jumps to the middle turn buckle and raises his arms.

Tyler - " In the ring standing at 6'2 and weighting at 248 pounds, the XWF Hotline Champion .... THE JACKAL!"

Symphony of destruction starts blasting through the air , but no Lugg Nutt ...

Tyler - " And his opponent standing at 6'7" and weighing at 267 pounds, one half of the Tag Team champions .........LUGG NUTT !!!!!!! '

Then Sonic Bomb comes down the entrance ramp, the fans are booing, The Jackal takes the mic.

The Jackal - " Hey Sonic, where the hell is your partner ,he to scared to come out and fight me even after what I just went through !? "

Lugg Nutt sneaks out from under the ring and climbs to the top rope.

The Jackal - " If he is to scared ,and you want to take his place,then get your big ass in the ring ! "

Lugg nails Jackal in the back of the head with a fling drop kick.
***The bell rings***

Lugg Nutt starts stomping on the Jackal 's head and back, Lugg Nutt then starts posing and flipping off the fans, who boo him back, Lugg picks up The Jackal by the hair and hits a suplex,and rolls over for the Texas cloverleaf, The Jackal breaks out after A brief struggle, Lugg runs to the ropes and lands a leg drop, Lugg Nutt then goes for the cobra clutch.

The Jackal backs them into the ropes, the referee calls fro A break, Lugg Nutt lets go, disgusted ,and goes to the middle turn buckle and waits for The Jackal to get up,as Jackal rises off his knee's dazed,Lugg leaps off in a flying body press ,but Jackal sees him and hits a drop kick sending Lugg through the ropes on to the floor, Lugg Nutt gets up slow as Jackal flies off the top rope into his flying dragon attack(Jumps from turn buckle and flip spin before landing on opponents back), ,that levels Lugg ,Jackal lifts up Lugg and throw him into the ring and rolls in behind him ,jackal lifts up Lugg ,kicks him in the stomach and hits a swinging neck breaker ,Lugg lands holding his neck,Jackal goes to the ropes and hits a elbow drop, then applies the lion tamer submission hold, as Lugg Nutt can't get to the ropes, but when the referee is not looking, Sonic Bomb pulls him to the ropes.

Broken clean The Jackal gets Lugg Nutt into his Decimator set up, but Sonic Bomb enters the ring, it is only A distraction, for Lugg Nutt to land A low blow, then lands A inverted spike pile driver, then applies the Texas cloverleaf, The Jackal cannot get to the ropes, do to Sonic Bomb, who keeps slapping his hand away, the referee is tied up with it for A bit, when The Glacier hits the scene, he and Sonic Bomb engage in A fist fight, this leaves Lugg and Jackal, still in the cloverleaf, the referee is asking, but Jackal will not quit, with the referee at the ropes, trying to get Glacier and Sonic to drop the chairs they just picked up, Lugg Nutt lets go, goes to the ring side, reaches down and pulls out his Kendo stick, then whacks The Jackal across the head with it, tosses it and re-applies the Texas cloverleaf, Jackal is knocked out as the referee turns around and..
***The bell rings***

Tyler - " Winner via knock out and will face the submission champion on Monday..... LUGG NUTT !!!!!!!! "
( minutes 7:34 )

After the match, the tag team champions together ward off The Glacier, take their titles and exit the arena !

Tely - " So on Monday night, the winner of this next match will face both Juvenile and Lugg Nutt in A triple threat, elimination title match ! "

Trent - " Wow, those matches where pretty tough, each man having A friend or two when needed ! "

Tely - " And in one case A Kendo stick ! "

Trent - " OK, next is A classic XWF match up, this time for A title belt ! "

Tyler - " The following title match is for one fall and is A Submission match with A 25 minute time limit ! "

Piece by Piece, by Slayer plays as Over Fiend hits the arena, to boo's from the fans, he has Lucas Myphis with him as the two hit the ring.

Tyler - " Introducing first, weighing 350 pounds and standing at just over seven feet tall....he is.... OVER FIEND !!! "

If This is Hell, by Love Camp 7 plays as the XWF Submission champion hits the arena to cheers from the fans, he flies to the ring, belt around his waste.

Tyler - " And his opponents, the XWF Submission champion ........ THE RED RAVEN !!!!! "
***The bell rings***

The two men lock up, Over Fiend quick with the power, tosses TRR into the ropes and back into A face buster, then follow up pump handle slam, as he tries for the Walls of Pain, The Red Raven roles out and to his feet, then nails A spinning heel kick, followed by A spear, he waits for Over Fiend, then lands A hurricarana, tossing the big man, up and through the ropes, to the floor.

Over Fiend is stunned as Lucas Myphis cruises to him, at which point TRR hits the turn buckle and body splashes them both from in the ring, to the outside, all three men go down, TRR is first up and he roles Over Fiend into the ring, then applies the Figure four leg lock, but after several seconds, OF makes it to the ropes and The Red Raven breaks clean, allowing OF to get up and into A spinning DDT, that's all folks as TRR signals for The Raven Bomb, going to the ropes.

At that moment Lucas Myphis signals the back area, where The Dirty Rotten Imbeciles come from(Skandal, Kenetic Head & Rogue), they spring to the ring, TRR drops his Raven Bomb(Flying Headbutt from top rope), only is jerked to the side by Rogue and misses Over Fiend, planting himself hard on the mat.

Soon Over Fiend is up, Skandal and KH hold TRR, up for A free shot by Over Fiend.
***The bell rings***

Over Fiend charges at The Red Raven with A fist shot, but The Red Raven ducks, pulling both his captures inwards, to take the fist shot and double head butt smash, then rises up with two fists knocking Skandal and Kenetic Head to there asses, then plants Over Fiend with A knee lift and Raven Drop(sitting bulldog) combo, as Rogue goes off the top turn buckle, TRR catches her in mid air and power slams her onto Over Fiend, then grabs Skandal, and puts him in The Raven's Nest (Opponents legs are put in 4 type shape, placed vertical putting pressure on the neck, as well as the ravens leg pulling the leg in the 4 back to put pressure on the knee), funny thing is, Skandal quickly taps out, the referee even calls it again.
***The bell rings***

Tyler - " Winner via DQ and still XWF Submissionist Champion ........ THE RED RAVEN !!!!!!! "
( minutes 7:11 )

After the match, The Red Raven is quick to exit the ring, grabbing his title belt and smirking at all five of his enemies in the ring!

Tely - " Well that was A wild little match up, Raven cleans house and then some ! "

Trent - " He will remain the Submission champ for at least 2 more days, then he proves his status Monday, as will who ever win's that match ! "

Tely - " Yes is should be quite A match, what the hell was all that Baron Von Ruthless stuff !? ?"

Trent - " Some weird shit, not sure, next however is Leroy's last opponent and current XWF Hard-Core & Villains Champion Whacko ! "

Tely - " Whacko has taken quite A beating in the last few days, and the death of his former best friend and team mate, Madkind, at his own hands, in A looser must die match ! "

Trent - " Lugg Nutt is now 8-0-0, but A second match tonight, against A man like Whacko...can he do it ?!?! "

Tyler - " The following title match is for one fall and is A standard match with A 25 minute time limit ! "

Symphony of destruction starts playing and the fans start booing ,as Lugg and SonicBomb come out from the curtain,wearing their tag team belts over their shoulders,and Lugg with his Kendo stick in hand ,as they are walking down the aisle the fans are booing

Crazyworld starts playing as Whacko comes down the aisle,with his belt around his waist,The fans are screaming and booing ,Whacko slides under the bottom rope and removes his belt and raises the belt above his head,showing the title off to everyone,the fans shout.

Whacko blind sides Lugg Nutt just then,Whacko hammers on Lugg Nutt, suplex him into the mat,Whacko then lifts Lugg Lugg Nutt up ,and throws him into the turn buckle and stands on the middle rope and hits his ten punch combo,leaving Lugg weak in the knees ,Whacko grabs Lugg as he is stepping out of the and into A DDT, this floors Lugg Nutt!

Whacko picks Lugg up by the hair and hits A head butt while holding Lugg by the hair, sending him to the ropes ,Whacko then lands a Cactus clothesline sending both wrestlers over the top rope to the floor ,Once on the floor Whacko and Lugg are both slow to get up, Lugg Nutt rolls to get away from Whacko , who picks up a chair ,The referee starts counting, so Whacko gets back in.

Lugg Nutt rolls in the ring , and goes after Whacko, as the referee holds him back ,Sonic clobbers Whacko in the leg with A chair from outside the ring, Lugg Nutt jumps past the referee and goes to the top rope, dives off and hits A flying body press with both men landing near the ropes, causing them to fall back out, Lugg gets up and goes back for a chair ,as he heads back for Whacko ,Whacko kicks Lugg in the stomach stopping him,and hitting Lugg in the head with a right hand ,then Whacko picks up the chair and levels Lugg with it .

Whacko picks up Lugg and throws him back into the ring ,And follows him in ,Lugg gets up to see Whacko running at him Lugg slides out of the way and Whacko hits the corer hard,as he backs out Lugg Nutt catches him and drops him in a belly to back suplex, gets up and stomps Whacko's face ,then lifts Whacko by the hair and sends him into the ropes ,as Whacko comes back and gets caught by a spine buster ,Lugg picks Whacko up by the hair and sends him into the corner,Lugg follows him in and lands a clothesline,then Lugg Nutt grabs Whacko and pulls him out of the corner and climbs to the middle rope, and hits a spinning DDT.

Whacko goes flying ,then roles out of the ring ,as Whacko gets up slowly , Lugg Nutt goes flying through the middle and top rope in a suicide dive ,that puts Whacko laid out in the ailse way,as Lugg goes running to hit a elbow drop on Whacko, then gets up and slings Whacko into the guard rail,but out of no where comes the Hardcore Hobo to blind side Lugg in the back of the head with a lead pipe,but as soon as Hobo turns around He gets leveled by Sonic Bomb with the Kendo stick ,Splitting Hobo open across the head,Whacko then nails Sonic Bomb in the head with a chair from behind,sending him landing on top of Hardcore Hobo,Whacko lifts up Lugg and drags him to the ring and throws Lugg into the ring,and climbs in, Whacko falls on Lugg for the pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Lugg kicks out ,Whacko gets up aggravated ,he Climbs on top of Lugg and starts pounding away on Lugg's face and head ,as Whacko gets up ,he sees blood starting to appear on Lugg's head,Whacko picks up Lugg and lock's his arms and prepares for "have a nice day"(double arm DDT)as Whacko feels a whack across his back, Sonic Bomb nails him with the Kendo stick, the referee was out of position,all he heard was the sound,Whacko released Lugg ,who stumbled back ,then grabbed Whacko in a small package.

referee - " 1....2...."

Whacko kicks out, while outside the ring Hobo and Sonic start fighting again, Whacko gets up and nails Lugg in the nuts ,as the referee is distracted by the outside actions, the referee calls for security to escort both Hobo and Sonic to the back,Whacko then hits a piledriver on Lugg Nutt leaving him flat ,Whacko goes for the pin.

referee - " 1...2...."

Lugg kicks out ,Whacko gets up and kicks Lugg in the head ,then Whacko goes up to the top rope and jumps off in a elbow drop,but Lugg rolls out of the way,as Whacko gets up slowly Lugg grabs Whacko's arm and puts him in a spinning wrist lock,then tries to go into a clothesline ,but Whacko catches Lugg's arm,to stop him and delivers A Irish whip and then 2xunderhook suplex, and pins Lugg Nutt.

referee - " 1...2....3."

Tyler - " Winner via pin fall and still XWF Villains champion ..... WHACKO !!!!!!! "
( minutes 11:06 )

Tely - " Wow, what A match, and Whacko finally ends Lugg Nutts winning streak ! "

Trent - " I have A feeling that is just the start of A feud over the XWF Villains title ! "

Tely - " Well folks, our last match for the night is Crazy Noodle Boys first title defense, since winning his XWF Extreme title last week at the Apocalypse PPV ! "

Trent - " Against Machinehead, he doesn't stand A chance, I bet A kewl 100 on the Machine ! "

Tyler - " The following title match is for one fall and is A Submission match with A 25 minute time limit ! "

Machinehead by Bush, hits the PA system as he walks out to the cheers of fans, wearing his XWF Rumble Championship title belt, Machinehead makes his way to the ring.

Then the series of clanks, spins and boings starts to signal the CNB, the fans pop huge even before he appears, as he does flipping the curtain and giving it up to the fans, he has his title on his head, buckled, looking like A crown, he wears his Cole Slaw R.I.P. 2000/2000 T-Shirt as he heads to the ring.
***The bell rings***

The two men lock up, and for a bit Machinehead has his way with Crazy Noodle Boy, thrashing him around, then into A body to body suplex, after A brief rest, then lands him into A tiger suplex, not over yet, A cradle suplex, and then A pin.

referee - " 1....2."

CNB kicks out and is frenzied, as he charges Machinehead, nailing short arm clothesline, not putting Machinehead down, he tries A kick, but it is caught, so then Crazy Noodle Boy does an enzuguri, this knocks Machinehead up A bit, then Crazy Noodle Boy sets in A hurricarana finally planting Machinehead for A pin.

referee - " 1....2."

Machinehead kicks out, then to his feet he kicks CNB in the stomach then nails his Machinehead Megabomb (Pearl River Plunge), finisher and tries another pin.

referee - " 1...2...."

At the last second Crazy Noodle Boy kicks out, Machinehead picks him up to try A pump handle slam, but CNB wiggles out and lands A bulldog, then A sunset flip when Machinehead charged at him, this was A set up for A top rope frog splash, but as he got A huge pop and made the leap of faith, Machinehead got up and caught him, then nailed A tombstone pile driver, and then the pin !

referee - " 1...2..."

CNB kicked out again, and was quickly placed in the Mega-Submission (Sharpshooter), but Crazy Noodle Boy was not the type to give up, he didn't even try for the ropes, after near 2 minute and no tap out, Machinehead let go, got his second wind and went in for the kill, but as he grabbed CNB, the Extreme champion threw on the Snake Pull (Modified Mandible Claw,tries to rip out the tongue), and it was A few second till Machinehead tapped out.

Tyler - " Winner via submission and still XWF Extreme Champion ...... CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!!! "
( 6:02 minutes )

The scene cut with referee's trying to pry Crazy Noodle Boy off of Machinehead, who was still in the Snake pull submission hold !