results 3/24/2000
Friday Night Fury
filmed live from "XWF Battle Dome"
OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Latin Warrior vs. Blackjack
Standard
none
none
Rakshaw vs. Joey the Stud
Standard
none
none
Venom vs. Jake King
Standard
none
none
J.Jarrett vs. Baron Von Ruthless
Standard
none
none
Super Fiends vs. The Society
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
Cyric vs. S.Patterson
Pot Luck Match
none
Cyric (Hard-core) / Patterson (Extreme)
The Jackal vs. Sonic Bomb
Standard Title Match
HC
Instant Hard-core Match
Crazy Noodle Boy vs. Lugg Nutt
Standard Title Match
EC
none
Ironman vs. Brute Force
Standard Title Match
SHW
none
Legion vs. A-Train
Standard Title Match
WC
A few instant stips

XWF FNF INTRO THEME AND VIDEO

The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage.

Tely - " Hello folks, we have allot of hot new talent debuting today and haste makes waste so here we go ! "

Sheila - " I bet A kewl 100 note on the Blackjack stud ! "

LATIN WARRIOR vs. BLACKJACK ( Standard ) 15 minute time limit

Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and has A 15 minute time limit ! "

Gimme the Power plays as the Latin Warrior is first seen, some fans give cheers as he makes way to the ring.

Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, master of the nunchaku's & lethal weapon... he is ... LATIN WARRIOR !!!!"

"Sexy Boy" begins to play as the crowd gives him A much bigger cheer. BlackJack walks out from the back wearing a black leather vest and his long tights on.BlackJack walks into the ring and climbs up onto the turnbuckle. He reaches into his pants and takes out a cigar. He kisses it and tosses it into the crowd who erupts with A huge pop. He hops off the turnbuckle, takes off his vest and gets ready to fight.

Tyler - " Now in the ring, from Los Vegas, Nevada .... he is... BLACKJACK !
*** The Bell Rings ***

The two men lock up Blackjack lands A knee smash then clothesline, this drops the Latin Warrior, who is quick to his feet, he is then blasted with A spear take down, then Blackjack pummels him with A melee of fists, the fans cheer as five card stud lands A fisherman's suplex and quick pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Latin Warrior twists out of the pin, he is quick to his feet, he lands A flying elbow smash, then takes Blackjack into the corner for A face buster, and then tries A pin, Blackjack kicks him off right away, stands up and starts laughing, then Latin Warrior tries A series of kicks, Blackjack blocks or ducks them and spring in with A super kick, with Latin down Blackjack applies the figure four leg lock, the warrior will not quit, as he drags them to the ropes, clean break by Blackjack.

Both men up and Latin tries one last move A double arm DDT, but the bigger Blackjack is able to force it into his finisher, The Royal Flush (BlackJack picks up opponent in a vertical suplex position & drops him down on a DDT, and leg hook, pin !

referee - " 1...2....3"

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via pinfall ............ BLACKJACK !!!!!!!! "
( 4:09 minutes )

Tely - " Well Blackjack did just what he said he would and annihilated new comer, the Latin Warrior ! "

Trent - " Yeah well, Latin Warrior has shit for mic skills, while Blackjack seems to won the mic ! "

Tely - " more new blood, as Joey the Stud tries to take down the Hearteater ! "

RAKSHAW HEARTEATER vs. JOEY THE STUD ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit

Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and has A 15 minute time limit ! "

The War Dance theme begins as Rakshaw Hearteater stalks the arena, trying to grab booing fans !

Tyler - " Introducing first, making his way to the ring, one half of the Zen Elite ..... he is ..... RAKSHAW HEARTEATER !!!!! "

I'm Too Sexy, by Right Said Fred plays as Sugar & Spice escort Joey the Stud to the ring !

Tyler - " And his opponent, along with his managers, Sugar & Spice ....he is .... JOEY THE STUD !!!!! "

Joey enters the ring, but Rakshaw attacks right away with A spear, scarring the girls off the ring apron.
*** The Bell Rings ***
Joey is up quick, only to take another spear, then his he picked up into A running power bomb, he hits the mat hard and bounces out of the ring, Rakshaw is after him, the chase leads to Sugar & Spice, who try to dish out sex appeal, but Rakshaw could care less, they freak out and scream as Rakshaw rams Joey into each set of steel stairs, then roles him back into the ring, Rakshaw is read y for A top rope move after some elbow drops, as he is up going for A leg drop, Joey the Stud roles out of the way.

Joey mounts A come back as he nails A flying lariot as Rakshaw was standing up, again to the mat, he is then pinned.

referee - " 1...2.."

Rakshaw kicks out with authority, and is up into Joey's spinning neck breaker, this is A set up for A top rope move, the Orgasium (Off the rope, spinning DDT), and this plants Rakshaw, for the pin.

referee - " 1..."

T-Ray hits the arena.

referee - " .2..."

T-Ray grabs both Sugar & Spice by the back of their necks and yells, at that point Joey looks up, Rakshaw kicks out, Joey the Stud walks over to the ropes, and yells at T-Ray, in A few seconds Rakshaw is up and knocks him out of the ring, over the top rope, where T-Ray stomps him and then roles him back into the ring.

Rakshaw simple grabs Joey the Stud who was rolling further into the ring, and lands his finisher the War Dance (Jack hammer) and pin combo.

referee - " 1...2...3.."

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via pinfall ............... RAKSHAW HEARTEATER !!!!!!! "
( 3:51 minutes )

Tely - " So Rakshaw prevents Joey from making his first match A win ! "

Trent - " Last of the newbie's as the lethal Jake King takes on Venom ! "

VENOM vs. JAKE KING ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit

Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and has A 15 minute time limit ! "

Take You Down plays as Jake King hits the arena, he gets A series of boo's from the fans as he circles the ring.

Tyler - " Now in the ring weighing in at 275 pounds ...... he is ..... JAKE KING !!!!!!!!! "

Firestarter plays by Prodigy as Venom is wheeled into the arena, by one of the EMT's in A wheel chair, he stands up and is let out of his straight jacket, as he leaps into the ring.

Tyler - " Now in the ring, he is .................."

Venom strikes at Jake King with A clothesline.
*** The Bell Rings ***
Jake King is lifted into A sidewalk slam, then up into A neck breaker, Venom is going nuts, as he hits the ropes and drops A People's elbow variant, then tries to cover Jake King for three.

referee - " 1..."

Jake King kicks out with force and lands A knee to the face, then A suplex, he is pissed off and delivers his King's Drop (Elbow to the heart, off the top rope), but does not cover Venom, instead he picks him up into A pump handle slam, Venom is down, and not moving to much, Jake is off the ropes again, and Venom gets up, so Jake changes plans, leaps over him and bounces the other ropes, but the referee got caught by an elbow on the way, knocking him down, upon Jake's return he did land A spear, taking Venom down

Jake King exits the ring, taking Venom out by his legs, walks with him over to his wheel chair and jackknife power bombs him into the seat of it, the whole chair crunches in on its self, the crowd boo as Jake looks at the wrecked Venom, he then starts to pry the wheel chair off, from around him, it was kinda wrapped, he then roles Venom into the ring and nails his finisher the Snake Bite (pedigree), he walks over to the referee and wakes his ass up and goes for the pin.

referee - " ..1......2......3"

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via pinfall ........... JAKE KING !!!!!! "
( 5:03 minutes )

Tely - " And the King is A winner !"

Trent - " He has Blackjack next week then, we'll see which one takes that win ! "

Tely - " OK here is A new fan favorite in Baron Von Ruthless, against the chosen one ! "

JEFF JARRETT vs. BARON Von RUTHLESS ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit

Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and has A 15 minute time limit ! "

Hurt Me Please plays as Baron Von Ruthless hits the arena, behind him his whip cracking master, Mistress Pain, she whips him to the ring as the fans give A mad cheer !

Tyler - " introducing first, making his way to the ring, whipped by Mistress Pain ...... he is ...... BARON Von RUTHLESS !!!!!"

The Baron enters the ring after his mistress allows it, he is whipped in the middle of the ring, as the fans cheer, then Send Me on My Way, by Rusted Root plays as Jeff Jarrett and Debra hit the arena, to serious boo's, Jarrett wields his guitar, they hit the ring, and Debra out puppies Debra for the fan pop, right after Jarrett nails Baron in the back of the head with his fist.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Jarrett gets in some more fist shots as Debra & Mistress Pain exit the ring, after been pummel into the corner, Jarrett lands A German suplex, but the Baron seems to love it as he roles to his feet, and tries A swinging neck breaker, only Jarrett reverses it and plants Baron Von Ruthless for A pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Baron Von Ruthless gets his shoulder up, Mistress Pain is clearly upset, and is on the ring apron, as the referee deals with her Jarrett is handed the guitar, as he is ready to slap it over Baron Von Ruthless's head, he is taken down with A drop toe hold, the Baron grabs the guitar and blasts it over Jarrett's head, he then drops down to the mat and pretends to be injured.

The referee turns around and sees both men down, with Debra on the ring apron and calls for the bell.

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via disqualification ......... BARON VON RUTHLESS !!!!!!! "
( 2:31 minutes )

After the match, Baron Von Ruthless and Mistress Pain tried to get Jarrett into A hand restraint, but he weaseled out and riles under the bottom ropes to escape, as he and Debra walked out, he told the camera.

Jarrett - " After this lose, to Baron Von Ruthless, no way can I cut it in XWF. I'm outtah here ! "

Tely - " Quick match fro the Baron, as Jarrett says he's quitting the XWF ! "

Trent - " He could never hack it here, now The Society takes on Over Fiend and his mystery partner, any guesses Tely as to whom it is !? "

Tely - " Lots, but there is only one way to find out ! "

SUPER FIENDS vs. THE SOCIETY ( Standard Tag Team Match ) 20 minute time limit

Tyler - " The following match is A standard tag team match, for one fall with A 20 minute time limit ! "

Confusion by New Order plays as the light weight tag team of XWF hits the arena to A huge pop from the fans.

Tyler - " now making their way to the ring, weighing in at A combined weight of 443 pounds they are ....... THE SOCIETY !!!!!!!"

Suddenly Feast of Flesh by Carcass plays as Over Fiend hits the arena first, the fans give him A mad boo, when his mysterious tag partner emerges, and it is Super Star, the fans unleash another round of boo's as the two super heavy weights hit the ring.

Tyler - " And their opponents, now in the ring at A combined weight of 652 pounds they are ........ THE SUPER FIENDS !!!!! "

The Society look across the ring at their huge opponents, as Super Star & John Scott start it out !
*** The Bell Rings ***

Super Star right off over powers John Scott flinging him into the corner and then A corner splash then he picks John up into A German suplex, as John Scott hits the mat, Over Fiend is tagged in he grabs John and nails an atomic drop, bouncing him into his corner where Dwight Johnson makes the tag, he flies in only to be gut wrench suplex'd and then into A pin.

referee - " 1..."

John Scott dives into the ring breaking the cover, Over Fiend is then hit with swinging DDT, this grounds him so Dwight can make the tag, and John Scott is in legally, he grabs Over Fiend and tries A suplex, only to get A gorilla press slam, Over Fiend then tags in Super Star, who waits for John then belly kicks him and hits his Super Star (famaser) and pin.

referee - " .1....2.."

Dwight Johnson this time breaks the count, as Over Fiend is soon in the ring, and it's A four man slobber knocker, the Society, double drop kick Over Fiend out of the ring, as Super Start is tossed into the ropes and back into A double clothesline, then John Scott is on the top ropes for A somersault leg drop, and then the pin.

referee - " 1..."

Over Fiend is in the ring.

referee - " 2..."

Over Fiend delivers A running drop kick to Dwight Johnson this send him into John Scott breaking the count, Over Fiend & Dwight Johnson are back outside the ring, while Super Star is up first with A fallaway slam, then his Fallen Star (power bomb), and pin, but Dwight Johnson is quickly in, so Super Star gets up and hooks around A punch, then has Dwight in A hold, as Over Fiend steps in the ring, Dwight is then tossed into Over Fiends hold for the Super Driver (Over Fiend does A pile driver, as Super Star leaps off the ropes and officially grounds the opponent to the mat), and Dwight is out cold.

John Scott is back up and ready to fight, only Super Star nails him with A corner splash, and as Super Start pins Dwight Johnson, Over Fiend lets John Scott have another big corner splash.

referee - " 1...2.....3"

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winners via pin fall .......... THE SUPER FIENDS !!!!!! "
( 7:05 minutes )

Tely - " SO Over Fiend & Super Star are the Super Fiends ad they pick up their first tag team win ! "

Trent - " The Extreme Icons have double duty tonight, and Scott Patterson is next up, versus the most evil being in existence !"

CYRIC vs. SCOTT PATTERSON ( Pot Luck Match ) 20 minute time limit
(cyric = hard-core match
)(scott = extreme match)

Tyler - " The following match is an XWF pot luck match, where each opponent fights by A separate set of rules, in this match Cyric will wrestle by Hard-core rules, with no rules or DQ, and Scott Patterson will wrestle by Extreme rules, where he must go off the top rope and deliver A move to Cyric right before he can pin him for the win ! "

Give it Away by the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, as Scott Patterson makes his way to the ring, to the cheers of fans !

Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, from the Extreme Icons ..... he is ..... SCOTT PATTERSON !!!!! "

Bodies by Glen Danzig plays as the lights soon cut, the darks brings out A few fans screams, then once they return Cyric is in the ring with A chair, just A he lands it into Scott Patterson face, this sends him to the mat, flat on his back.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Right away the Society is seen running to the ring, they both slide in and trip Cyric to the mat, then nail elbow drops, then each hits the top ropes for A senton bomb by John Scott, and then A flying elbow drop from Dwight Johnson, at this point Scott Patterson was up, the Society fly from the ring area.

Scott Patterson is up on the top , as he signals for moonsault he turns around, Cyric is up right after Scott Patterson check his location, as he flips Cyric is up and helps slam him hard to the mat, as the fans boo like mad, with Cyric fans chanting his name, Scott Patterson is taken up into power bomb, Cyric goes for the pin !

referee - " 1....2."

Cyric picks Scott Patterson up before the three count for more punishment, Scott Patterson is then nailed with A shoulder breaker, then into the Inferno's Snare (rock bottom), then flipped over for the laxed pin.

referee - " 1....2...."

Cyric again picks Scott Patterson up before the three count, Cyric then grabs the chair and waits for Scott Patterson , who is getting up, then he plants him with it again on the back of the head, as Cyric uses the side of the chair to beat on Scott Patterson 's shoulder, Xander Bloodstone is seen, he hits the ring and with A chair, blast Cyric in the back.

Cyric turns around and blasts Xander Bloodstone in the Left arm and side, Xander then does the same to Cyric, the two fire back and forth, till finally Xander Bloodstone drops the chair and takes Cyric down then he punches him dozens of time, final grabbing A lose chair and bashing the side of it into Cyric's nose, blood goes every where and the giant seems knocked out.

Xander Bloodstone exits the ring, as the fans mix boo's & cheers, in the ring Scott Patterson is back up, and again to the top ropes, this time simply an elbow drop and pin.

referee - " 1..."

Xander is looking back. right near the ramp entrance.

referee - " 2...."

Cyric gets his shoulder up, Scott Patterson can't believe it, neither can Xander, as Cyric is picked up, and brought to the corner, even Xander is shaking his head'no' as Scott Patterson tries his Blackout (Power bomb from the top ropes), but Cyric reverses it into his own A Touch of Cain (Front face suplex, from the top rope) and then pins Scott Patterson !

referee - " 1...2...3.."

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via pin fall ............ CYRIC !!!!!!! "
( 5:33 minutes )

After the match, the lights go out signaling Cyric's departure, as Xander was going back into the ring, lights are on and Scott Patterson is getting up, as he looks at Xander and holds out his hand to shake, but Xander kicks him in the belly and nails his Twilight Driver (Reverse pedigree,top of the head, not the face), and leaves the arena as his music plays !

Tely - " Cyric almost breaks another one, but Xander is still on the rampage for one Cyric master of darkness ! "

Trent - " Next is the new comer making the most waves, as the person to hold the hotline title the longest, now he takes on the heaviest in XWF, Sonic Bomb ! "

THE JACKAL vs. SONIC BOMB ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit
XWF Hotline Championship Title

Tyler -" The following match is an XWF Hotline title match and is for one fall with A 20 minute time limit ! "

Lights dim and the music starts Sonic walks out and flips off the fans that are booing him, he steps over the top rope and forms a sumo stance.

Tyler - " Introducing first, weighing in at 550 pounds, from Hong Kong, one half of the Renegades... he is ... SONIC BOMB ! "

Geek Stink Breath plays as The Jackal makes way to the ring, with his XWF Hotline belt, he gets some cheers, but boo's which he is not used to, he hits the ring, as Sonic takes the sumo stance.

Tyler - " Standing at 6 feet 2 inches, master of the Decimator and your XWF Hotline Champion....Be Warned the JACKAL is on the Prowl !!!!

Before the match gets started Marcus Alexander is seen at the ring entrance, he has A microphone ! "

Marcus - " You have been given the opportunity to join my stable you will see us formed fully very soon, now I have no idea hat you 3 guys plan to do, but I would like all of you to join with me, I will get you the title shots you deserve and to prove right now to the fans who is the best to ever hold that title, dumping Raven & Glacier is the best thing you could ever do for yourself here in XWF, this match is now A hard-core, no DQ, match, and Jackal this is A test ! "

The Jackal doesn't wait for Sonic Bomb, blasting him with A series of lefts & rights.
*** The Bell Rings ***

The Jackal then tries his Spirit Dive (diving reverse DDT), this is successful in bringing down the 550 pounder to the mat, then Jackal actually tries A pin.

referee - " 1...2.."

Sonic Bomb kicks out with authority, he is also quick to his feet and nails Jackal with A body slam, then A throat chop as Jackal stands, A toss into the ropes and back into A body splash and pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

The Jackal reaches and gets the bottom ropes, he is quickly picked up into A choke slam, the fans boo as Sonic Bomb drags him to the corner for his butt drop off the corner ropes, as he climbs the ropes, Jackal is slowly up and nails A low blow but the referee was leaning over the ropes, then Jackal uses the fact that Sonic is on the ropes to nail his Jackal's Den (inverted death valley driver), the fans go nuts as the huge giant Sonic is slammed to the mat, he is then rolled for A pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Sonic Bomb kicks out, Jackal is wondering what he has to do as he goes of the ropes with A clothesline, nothing doing, so he tries again only Sonic Bomb is ready and body splashes Jackal again, then another pin.

referee - " 1....2.."

Jackal gets his shoulder up, now Sonic is wondering what he has to do as he sets up The Jackal for A suplex, only to get A DDT, The Jackal quickly hit the Flying Dragon Attack (Jumps from turn buckle and flip spin before landing on opponents back), Sonic drops to the mat, and it then placed in the sharpshooter, Jackal has the hold on for along time but soon Legion is seen in the arena coming from the crowd, he enters the ring and uses his cane to smash The Jackal over the head, this puts him down and breaks the hold, Legion the drags Sonic on top of The Jackal.

referee - " 1..."

Legion exits the ring and into the crowd, as unseen, The Glacier is on the other side, already getting in the ring.

referee - " 2..."

Glacier grabs Sonic Bomb, and breaks the count, turns Sonic around and start to job him, Jackal is up and the two partners suplex the fat man he goes crashing to the mat, Glacier gives A high five as things are even again, he leaves knowing The Jackal can win this as he would have without Legion trying to cost him his title !

The Jackal is desperate as he tries A swinging neck breaker, it lands beautifully as he brings Sonic down, both men are hurt, but The Jackal crawls on top for the pin.

referee - " 1...2....3"

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner and still XWF Hotline Champion ........... THE JACKAL !!!! "
( 6:05 minutes )

Tely - " Wow, that was hot, Legion, Glacier but no Lugg Nutt, maybe because he is next, with another singles title shot !"

Trent - " Against CNB, so XWF's most crazy versus the most evil ! "

Tely - " Lets see how it is done boys & girls !?"

CRAZY NOODLE BOY vs. LUGG NUTT ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit
XWF Extreme Championship Title

Tyler - " The following match is an XWF Extreme championship title match, and is for one fall with A 20 minute time limit ! "

Symphony of Destruction plays as the fans begin to boo, Lugg Nutt is flanked by his tag partner and champion, Sonic Bomb!

Tyler - " Introducing first, the challenger, making his way to the ring and one half of the XWF Tag Team Champions of the World ...... he is .... LUGG NUTT ! "

Fans boo like mad, until the clanks and boings of Crazy Noodle Boy's theme begin, then A mad cheer and CNB chant begins as sings of praise fly up all over, CNB hits the arena with one of those 2 cans of beer drinking hats with strays, the clear cans have purple and A florescent green liquid in them, and his Cole Slaw RIP 2000/2000 shirt is very dungy !

Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, he is the XWF Extreme Champion, the one and only ........ CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!!!! "

As CNB is hiking to the ring, and fans cheering, the XWF theme kicks in, and Richard Coupe is seen on the X-Tremetron video screen.

Coupe - " Lugg Nutt, since we found some things out about you earlier this week, this match will be fought under Hard-core, no DQ rules and if you lose, you done calling shots for your title matches ! "

Coupe - " You are A murderer and A coward, Crazy Noodle Boy at least has my respect !"

Lugg Nutt gets A real mean look on his face, as he dead stairs CNB, who still wearing the hat, hands the title over to Lugg Nutt, who after A few seconds accepts the title, as he hands it over, CNB spits the liquid he was holding in his mouth in the eyes of Lugg Nutt, who tosses the title up, and Crazy Noodle Boy catches it and slaps Lugg Nutt across the face with it.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Lugg hits the ropes, Sonic Bomb is right in as he blast CNB, the hat flies off, the belt is air born, and Sonic Bomb destroys Crazy Noodle Boy, smashing him into the corner, then A splash, he falls forwards and lands on his face, huge boo from the fans, As Sonic exits, Lugg is in control, he nails A snap suplex, then A middle rope running kick, as Crazy Noodle Boy is spinning around, Lugg nails A spinning crescent kick, and lays CNB out, Lugg goes for the pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Crazy Noodle Boy kicks out just in time, as Lugg is pissed, picking him up by his hair and into A fallaway slam, A set up for A cobra clutch neck breaker, after the beating Crazy Noodle Boy is set on the turn buckle for what is to be Lugg's, The Lift (Reverse Frankenstiner), finisher, but Crazy Noodle is in with A ten punch combo to the face, then uses his weight to face plant Lugg Nutt, as he then makes the cover.

referee - " 1....2.."

Sonic Bomb yanks CNB leg and breaks the cover, the referee yells at Sonic, while Crazy Noodle Boy picks Lugg up to his feet, after the referee missed his 2nd pin attempt, so Lugg Nutt gets in A low blow, this sets CNB up for the Fixer Upper (T-Bone DDT) and then pin.

referee - " 1..."

Just then Jackal is seen, as Glacier is soon behind him, they rush the ring.

referee - " .2..."

The Jackal gets right on by Sonic slow Bomb and slides into the ring, dropping an elbow on Lugg Nutt, as Glacier engages Sonic Bomb in A slobber knocker, Lugg and Jackal pummel inside the ring, the fans are going nuts, as only they seem to notices CNB slide out of the ring, grab A chair and role back in.

Crazy Noodle Boy gets A good pull back then whacks Lugg Nutt right in the face with the chair, as the fans cheer, and Jackal is relieved, Crazy Noodle Boy is swinging back again for A huge face smash on The Jackal, that send him to his back, outside the ring, Sonic looses it seen Lugg get smashed allowing Glacier to Titanic drive him on the floor, meanwhile Crazy Noodle Boy leaps on The Jackal for the pin, he tells the referee to quit stalling.

referee - " .1....2.....3."

Crazy Noodle Boy then gets up and leaps over to Lugg Nutt and hooks the leg for A pin.

referee " 1..2.......3."

Glacier is A bit ticked at Crazy Noodle Boy for smashing up his partner, so he floods the ring, but CNB is quick to exit, grabbing his title belt and beer hat, while he skips out of the ring, having cleaned house !

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner and still XWF Extreme champion ....... CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!!! "
( 8:41 minutes )

Tely - " Some more run in's but Crazy keeps his belt, and that is extremely all good with the fans ! "

Trent - " Feuds seem to be heat up all over, next week is sure to bring allot of surprises ! "

Tely - " Next is the big guys in XWF after their prized gold and Brute Force is falling quickly from the top ranks !"

Trent - " Yeah he needs this win, more then ever !"

IRONMAN vs. BRUTE FORCE ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit
XWF Super Heavy Weight Championship Title

Tyler - " The following match is an XWF Super Heavy Weight title match and is for one fall with A 20 minute time limit !"

The Brute Force Rap, by Marilyn Manson begins, as Brute Force appears from the curtains and makes his way to the ring.

Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 7'3", the silent giant of the XWF........... BRUTE FORCE !"

The lights go off and a strobe light starts up, as Ironman is going up on a elevator (ala Gangrel style but no fire), Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind", Then he starts walking down to the ring, He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyro's go off ..."As if he moves will he fall"....he is.... IRONMAN !

Tyler - " And his opponent, the current XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion ..... he is ... IRONMAN !!!!! "

He gets A huge pop as he circles the ring showing of his title belt, Brute Force is not impressed, as the two men stair one another down, as Ironman takes the first slug, and it lands in the face of Brute Force !
*** The Bell Rings ***

The two men unload tons of lefts and right, each is backed into A corner and fights his way out, soon the ropes as both go to them and back in, landing duo clotheslines and they both go down, and both get up right away back into A stair down, soon it is chest bumps, when Ironman uses both his hands to push Brute Force away, then Ironman land A boot to the belly and an ace crusher, the pops Brute Force but he is still standing, so Ironman delivers A Samoan bulldog, this plants Brute Force for A pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Brute Force is able to kick out, he is then taken to the corner and pummeled with fists, then Brute Force stages A come back, nailed several belly shots, then A huge upper cut, setting Ironman up for A choke slam, once he is down, Brute Force hits the top turn buckle and waits for Ironman to get up, he does and walks right into A clothesline from the top turn buckle, then A pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Ironman kicks out, he is picked up and planted again with A back drop suplex, then Brute Force signals for the Brute Force (People's Elbow), as he bounces the ropes and nails the elbow, then another pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Ironman kicks out at the last second, A huge owwwwwwww, from the fans as Brute Force again lifts Ironman to his feet, and sets him up for A suplex, but they power struggle, each almost getting the other over, switching off twice till finally Ironman lands his Iron Spike (Suplex pile driver), and pin.

referee - " 1...2..."

Brute Force kicks out again, Ironman is done screwing around he lets Brute Force get himself up and delivers A Double Underhook Superplex, hooks the leg and makes the pin.

referee - " 1...2....3."

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner via pin fall and still XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion ......... IRONMAN !!!!!! "
( 8:21 minutes )

Tely - " Just not gonna happen, Ironman retains his title and will face his next challenger, next week ! "

Trent - " Over Fiend may get A shot if he wins his set match by Ironman, say when did the title holders get so much control over their opponents to be !?? "

Tely - " Folks to end are show, we have A classic match up, in the former XWF World champ & current, figures these two where linked somehow ! "

Trent - " Like father & son, beta & VHS, 8tracks & DVD's ! "

Tely - " Well I wouldn't go that far, maybe old coke & coke classic, which is which I may never know !"

LEGION vs. A-TRAIN ( Standard Title Match ) 25 minute time limit
XWF World Championship Title

My Time begins to plays as some fans start to cheer, soon A-Train hits the arena, and the fans give of A huge pop, as his video highlight X-Tremetron !

Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, his is the People's fan favorite ......... A-TRAIN !!!! "

GWAR blast the arena, and the boo's start, then Legion and Hynter enter the arena, and ignore the fans as they walks to the ring.

Tyler - " now making his way to the ring, accompanied by Hynter, he is the XWF World Champion ........ LEGION !!!!! "

Legion hits the ring,and gives it up to the fans with his title, Hynter mocks A-Train, as the fans give Legion the same pop, only in boo format !

Just then No Chance begins to play as Maxx Fitzgerald is seen, he is flanked by Cyric, Damona,Ahala & several Crenshinibon, they walk slowly to the ring as Maxx speaks into his microphone !

Maxx - " A-Train & Legion, how I had such hopes for you two, but as champions, you both suddenly have fallen from grace, when you let The Red Raven and his friends chump you Legion and A-Train, how you let Raven twist your emotions causing you rage ! "

Maxx - " So this as the other match tonight is A hard-core, no DQ lumber jack match, and if you loose A-Train, it is the bottom of the contenders list for you, no lie, you will be ranked 10 for world title, and I may prevent you from ever getting A XWF Submission title from Raven while he has it, he has bested you twice and that is simply enough ! "

Maxx - " Legion if you loose, then you simple no longer work here, these people may be A little blind, but I know you hired Lugg Nutt to do in Ironman's friend, hired to have him killed for A few extra thousand, this is no Over Fiend line, this is it, the truth, the whole truth!"

Maxx - " So now as you can guess who will act as lumber jacks, lets get this title match on the charts as A go ! "
*** The Bell Rings ***
As the bell rings Cyric's Crenshinibon surround the ring, while Legions few he was given by Cyric stand aside and take no part in the match.

The two stalk one another A-Train has had his eye replaced it is A bit of A hack job, but he is focused, he spears Legion, who tries to pick him up, but reverts to A DDT, but it is weak, as A-Train just gets on top of him for free and hammers away with fists, quickly picking the world champ up and into overhead release German suplex and to the mat, Legion is amazingly quick to his feet, and doesn't look impressed.

The two lock up again, Legion this time quickly lands A sidewalks slam, A-Train is up quickly and walks into A gorilla press slam and hits the mat hard, but he is quick to his feet, and does not look impressed.

The two men lock up yet again, as Legion goes for A leg sweep, A-Train jumps it, Legion up into A piston kick (scissors kick off the ropes), but A-Train catches it, and Legion bounces A bit, then lands an enzuguri, this takes A-Train down, but he leaps up into A tiger driver, and plants Legion, he gets up and picks Legion up, who fight the whole way to his feet, but A-Train gets A few baseball punches in and then lands A boot sending Legion into the corner.

A-Train tries his clothesline & running knee smash, but Legion moves and A-Train rams the turn buckle, Legion is quick to deliver A tornado DDT, landing A-Train to the mat, he goes for A pin, but is pushed right off, as both mew are again on their feet, they lock up again and Legion with his Eradicator (Russian leg sweep),but A-Train turns it into his own, and both men go down.

Legion is up first as he waits for A-Train, then pump kicks him from the top rope to the heart, this sends A-Train in the turn buckle, and back out into A body slam, outside the ring, the Crenshinibon start beating on A-Train, then four chairs are thrown into the ring, Legion grabs one as A-Train is rolled back into the right after been pummeled, he stands up and takes five top of the head chair shots, the sixth one actually cracks the chair seat, even Legion takes A 2ND look at it, As A-Train falls hold to Legion, but still hits them at, Legion tosses the chair and goes for the count !

referee - " 1..."

fans - " A-TRAIN ..... A-TRAIN ..... A-TRAIN ..... "

referee - " 2..."

fans - " A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN ..... "

A-Train gets his shoulder up at the last micro second possible, the fans give A huge roar as A very angry Legion picks him up and into A power slam, only A_Train wiggles free and nails A vertical suplex, Legion up and launched into the air with A fisherman's suplex, as Legion bounces to the ropes, A-Train is up quick, grabs A chair and up cuts Legion with it, knocking him out of the ring and on top of four Crenshinibon that break his fall.

Legion is however pummeled, as A-Train waits for him to be rolled back in, while he is on the top rope, once Legion lands rested on the mat, A-Train spikes his A-Bomb (Top rope side moonsault), and goes for the pin.

referee - " 1...."

fans - " A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN ..... "

referee - " 2.."

fans - " A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN ..... "

Legion kicks out, A-Train is pissed, and waits, then hits the ropes and tries to clothesline Legion, who also uses A short arm clothesline, both men go down, the referee slowly decides to make the count !

referee - " 5....6...."

fans - " A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN .....A-TRAIN ..... "

referee - " ..7....8. "

A-Train is up, slowly, as the referee quits the count, A_Train picks Legion up and signals for his finisher, the fans pop huge as the set up is locked in, but Legion uses everything he has left and turns it into A pump handle slam, then picks A-Train up, quickly into A boot ,then his finisher the Dominator (pedigree), not going for the pin, Legion gets the grandest boo, when he does the Dominator again, only on A steel chair, not finished yet.

Legion signals his Crenshinibon, who slide A folding table into the ring, Legion then works over A-Train as he switches up, and sets up the table in mid ring, he then roles A-Train onto it, the fans are going nuts, the referee is begging him not to do it, Cyric and Damona seem rather happy, Ahala is thinking of jumping in, but Hynter engages her in A fist fight, Legion has A-Train set up in his Dominator again, this time the gods or war try for the save, as they rush the arena, only to be A Crenshinibon sandwich, as Legion leaps up, while spinning 90 degree's and pedigree's A-Train trough the table, head and face first, Legion actually lands standing up, as he then looms over the unmoving A-Train.

*** The Bell Rings ***
Tyler - " Winner and still XWF Champion of the WORLD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! LEGION !!!!!!!!!!!! "
( 13:06 minutes )

After the match Legion makes the signal for Hynter to bring him his World Title belt, still standing over A-Train and the shattered table, he slowly raises the belt to the booing and trash throwing fans !

....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report
NOW THE STAGE IS SET...
Legion retains the title as A-Train is shafted by Maxx Fitzgerald due to stipulations not set in advance !
Ironman makes A title defense, but his and Brimstone's rescue of A-Train was Crenshinibon'd to doom !
The Jackal is red hot as he is still Hotline champion, now he has eyes on bigger fish, so does the Glacier !
Blackjack &Jake King make gain in their first matches, the other two new guys not so luck, and Jarrett quits !
Crazy Noodle Boy has more in store for his fans and enemies as he teams with Damona next week !
The Super Fiends are born, what is next for the duo of veteran XWF heels !?....
.....Join us in three days for Monday Night Massacre and find out !!!!!!