results 3/27/2000
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Monday Night Massacre
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filmed live from "XWF Battle Dome"
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Blackjack vs. Jake King
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Standard
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none
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none
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Cyric vs. Over Fiend
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Standard
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none
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Instant Hard-core Match
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Cyric vs. Xander Bloodstone
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Standard
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none
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Instant Hard-core Match
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The Jackal vs. Scott Patterson
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Standard Title Match
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HC
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none
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Crazy Noodle Boy & Damona
vs. The Zen Elite |
Standard Tag Team Match
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none
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none
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Ironman vs. The Glacier
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Cage Title Match
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SHW
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no DQ
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The Renegades vs. God's of War
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Standard Tag Title Match
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TTC
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none
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Ahala vs. Hardkore Kid
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Electric Hell in the Cell / I Quit
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HCC
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no DQ, street fight in electric cell
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Legion vs. The Red Raven
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No DQ Title Match
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WC
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none
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XWF MNM INTRO THEME AND VIDEO The crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage. |
The action cuts from the fans, and shows the XWF under ground parking
lot, where Marcus Alexander is exiting his car. he opens the trunk and
takes out A briefcase and folders, filled with paper, as he is still reaching
into his trunk, Jake King attacks him from behind, then shoves him into
the trunk and locks him in it, seen walking into the building with A big
old smile on his face !
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Tely - " Hello folks and welcome to the 3rd month of XWF action ! " Trent - " Yep, we have several titles on the line tonight and still two weeks away from XWF X-Trememania !!!!!! " Tely - " Last week, several matches, set ups, interviews & run-ins have trigged almost every match on tonight's card, the only person not on it with A vengeance is former XWF World champion and XWF Legend ..... A-TRAIN !!! " Sheila - " He and the boss man have had A falling out of sorts, but A-Train has his eyes on The Red Raven, who is stalking XWF World Champion Legion ! " Tely - " As we will see all of this so called Zoo of A stable in title matches tonight, could be the biggest night in there careers ! " Trent - " Speaking of careers, two new comers are in XWF both with one win and this is there breaking point already, just days after joining !!! " |
BLACKJACK vs. JAKE KING ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit
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Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and has A 15 minute time limit ! " "Sexy Boy" begins to play as the crowd goes crazy. BlackJack walks
out from the back wearing a black leather vest and his long tights on.
The crowd erupts as BlackJack walks into the ring and climbs up onto
the turnbuckle. He reaches into his pants and takes out a cigar. He
kisses it and tosses it into the crowd. He hops off the turnbuckle,
takes off his vest and gets ready to fight. Take You Down plays as the newest heel hits the arena, to boo's from fans, he doesn't care, only to give them the finger and spit wads. Tyler - " Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 275 pounds, damn, he's good ........ JAKE KING !!!!!! " Jake hits the ring and spear tackles Blackjack into A punching frenzy. Jake picks Blackjack up into A quick face buster, as the five card stud pops off the mat and to the ropes as he is dazed, Jake then whips him into the corner, then again to the opposite corner, then tries to land A elbow to the heart, his signature move, but Blackjack ducks it, and bounce the ropes, Jake drops and has Blackjack jump over him, one more time off the ropes and it's Blackjack with A drop-kick, both men up and Jake into A short arm clothesline, again both men up and Blackjack delivers A flying elbow smash, then his final assault, his signature double arm DDT, and then pin. referee - " 1....2." Jake King kicks out with authority, as both men are to their feet again, Jake takes Blackjack into A suplex, into A follow up fallaway slam, leaving Blackjack for A set up off the ropes, just then Richard Head is seen running into the arena, he has words with Tely ! Jake King lands A vicious top rope elbow smash. Jake King has A huge smile on his face as he listens to what is been said, this allows Blackjack to get to his feet, as Richard Head leaves, Jake King follows him, in where he walks right in A super kick from Blackjack and pin. referee - " 1...2.....3" *** The Bell Rings *** After the match the five card stud took his graces and walked the ring, Jake King got up, belly kicked him and nailed his Snake Bite ( pedigree ), leaving the ring, still A bit happy as his main mission was accomplished ! |
Tely - " Well folks Blackjack takes the advantage & win for this match ! " Trent - " Was it just me or did Jake King seem to know what we where talking about ?! " Sheila - " After the things I seen him do already, like trying to kill Richard Coupe ! " Tely - " You don't know that, folks next up is Cyric in his first of two matches in A row, thanks to Overfiend & his long heated feud with Xander Bloodstone, which Cyric promised would end tonight, once and for all ! " |
CYRIC vs. OVER FIEND ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit
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Tyler - " The following match is for...." Just then the XWF theme starts as Richard Coupe comes out and stands right next to Tyler in the ring, he asks her for the microphone ! Coupe - " The following match is for one fall, with A 15 minute time limit and is now an XWF Hard-core, no holds barred, no DQ, pin falls count anywhere match !!!!!!!!! " Coupe - " And make no mistakes Cyric, you next match against Xander will be the same type, you are going down tonight as is Legion and the XWF will be mine...... ALL MINE !!!!!!!!!!! " Piece by Piece plays as Over Fiend hits the arena, he is flanked by Super Star, the fan's give out A mad boo !!!!" Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350 pounds he is your master ............ THE OVER FIEND !!" Bodies then starts to plays as the lights go out, once they return,
Cyric is in the ring, Over Fiend & Super Star are totally ready
for him, each with A chair, and on opposite sides of him, then they
swing, only Cyric is also ready, simply ducking and allowing the two
to hit one another, the chair fly out of their hands, both man are jarred
as Cyric heart punches Super Star, then upper cut's him out of the ring,
over the top ropes. Cyric spears Over Fiend into the corner, then starts to punch him in the ribs, lefts & rights, then backs up and fires A vicious upper cut, but Over Fiend is not to dazed, as he reverses A corner whip, then follows Cyric into the corner with A running drop kick to the back of the head, then up and takes Cyric into A over head German suplex into A bridge & pin. referee - " 1...2....." Cyric kicks out at the last second, as both men are slowly up, Cyric blocks A punch ,then twists the captured arm into A behind the back arm bar, and then smashes Over Fiends face into he turn buckle, at this point, Super Star has gotten A chair, and under the bottom ropes, slams it into Cyrics, ankles, this only distracts him as Over Fiend lands A face buster, then signals for his finisher, the Force of One(power bomb), and then pin. referee - " 1....2.." Cyric kicks out, and Over Fiend cannot believe it, as he picks Cyric up by his hair, but Cyric is quick and lands A suplex, Over Fiend is up, but hits the mat via A side leg sweep from Cyric, then A cross arm breaker submission hold, Over Fiend is clearly in pain, as he cannot reach the rope, but Super Star is in with the chair, and smashes the back of Cyric's head, thus breaking the submission hold, Over Fiend is up, and the two stomp the b-Jesus out of Cyric. This brings out the Zen Elite, who are not happy to be Cyric's slaves, but are not fools either, they rush the ring to help their master, it is A slobber knocker, the four super heavy weight pummel, as Cyric is slow to his feet, eyes on the action, he gets the chair and sizes up Super Star, then smash, he nails him in the head, Super Star hits the mat, Over Fiend is next but he uses T-Ray as A shield, and Cyric nails his own guy, T-Ray hits the mat. It's Rakshaw & Cyric versus Over Fiend, Cyric raises the chair, but Rakshaw grabs it, keeping Cyric's arms up and busy, while Over Fiend lands the boot & body to body suplex, he plants Cyric then leaps up to give an inverted DDT to Rakshaw, as he is the only man standing, the fans boo him, although he is loving every second. Over Fiend goes over and picks up his partner Super Star as he goes out of the ring, and grabs T-Ray out by his legs, then Rakshaw is dragged over to the ropes and taken out, Super Star pulls out handcuff's. Over Fiend - " Naw, use those on them, we'll get Cyric next time with something even more restraining ! " Super Star cuff the Zen to one another and around the ring post, as Over Fiend observes, Cyric is up, the fans go silent as Over Fiend turns into A Inferno's Snare (rock bottom), then up into A tombstone pile diver, and pin. referee - " 1..." Super Star is on the ring apron, but Cyric is up quick and clotheslines him from inside the ring, knocking SS to the floor, he then turns back to Over Fiend and twists him into the figure four leg lock submission hold, the hold is on forever, Fiend will simply not quit, he can't get the ropes, he shakes his head no, it seems to do the trick, as in this Hard-core no DQ match, it is perfectly legal for Super Star to walk right in and with A chair, nail the bullseye on Cyrics forehead, which of course he does ! Over Fiend is free and with Super Stars help makes the pin. referee - " 1...2...3." *** The Bell Rings *** After the match, the Super Fiends don't even gather their wits, there smart enough to exit the ring post haste. |
CYRIC vs. XANDER BLOODSTONE ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit
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Before Cyric can even get to his feet, Xander Bloodstone hits the arena, he already has two chairs, the ring security is unlocking the Zen Elite and making sure they go to the back. Tyler - " The next match is again A no holds barred, hard-core, pin falls count anywhere match with A 15 minute time limit, still in the ring is the lord of darkness ......... CYRIC ! " As Xander enters the ring, his music actually starts, Spit it Out by Slipknot ! Tyler - " And his opponent , from Savanna Georgia he is XANDER
BLOODSTONE !!!!!!!! " Cyric is on his feet, he stands looking at Xander, who reaches out and hands him one of the chairs, both men pause for A bit, then nods in some sort of respect, as they get ready to tango, they fire and hit, the chairs rumble, both men are jolted, but fire another shot, sparks are seen, you can already see blood from the hands been crushed between the chairs, then another round of fire, sparks, the fans are going nuts, as both men use there chairs as tools for A metal clothesline, striking one high and one low, both get nailed and spin, falling onto the mat. The chairs are in each corner as they rise to their feet, enlocked in combat, the fists fly everywhere, then the boots start, then the power struggle for the first suplex and it is Xander, who gets in A vertical suplex, Cyric is up and takes A boot to the stomach, then Xander Bloodstone sets in and lands an ace crusher, this stuns Cyric as Xander Bloodstone goes for the first pin. referee - " 1...2.." Cyric kicks out, the fans scream, actually loving it, as Xander Bloodstone pick him up into A fallaway slam, then drops A flying elbow off the ropes, as he tries for A second one, Cyric moves, and Xander Bloodstone hits the mat, Cyric is up and lands A shoulder breaker, then A series of power slams, Xander Bloodstone is down, as Cyric walks over and picks up on of the chairs, he walks over to Xander Bloodstone, who is sitting up, and nails the side of his face with the chair, Xander Bloodstone goes back down, as Cyric drops the chair for the pin. referee - " 1...2.." Xander Bloodstone gets his shoulder up, as Cyric picks him up and flips him outside the ring over the top rope, Cyric then exits, grabbing Xander, who reverses the momentum, slamming Cyric into the steel ring stars, the Xander Bloodstone pulls the stairs apart, and brings the top half crashing down on Cyrics head, then again, as Cyric lies there with the stairs on top of him, Xander Bloodstone grabs A chair and whales on the stairs, that sit on top of Cyric, the fans go crazy. Xander Bloodstone tosses the chair & stairs aside picking Cyric up and sending him into the crowd, he walks over the crowd barrier and starts to punch Cyric, who backs up into A trash can, and uses it, head shot to Xander Bloodstone, dazing him as Cyric launches him into the arena wall, then bashes his head into it, Xander Bloodstone is bleeding from the forehead, but gets in A 10 headbutt combo, totally dazing Cyric as A fan hands him A big glass of house beer, which collides against the face of Cyric, then Xander drives in A knee lift and finally his Twilight Driver (reverse pedigree) and pins Cyric right there. referee - " 1....2.....3." *** The Bell Rings *** After the match, Xander Bloodstone makes way back to the ring, he enters it and gets A buzz of the cheers from fans, he has his back turned, as soon after Cyric is in the ring, with A chair, nailing Xander Bloodstone from his blindside, back of the head, as Xander Bloodstone hits the mat, hands & knees as Cyric lands another shot, then another, the fans start to boo like mad, as Cyric unloads dozens of quick and viscous chair shots the the skull of Xander Bloodstone, who went down for the last time long ago, soon Brimstone is seen, then Ironman, then Brute Force, then Nimrod, then No Limit Soldier as it takes all five to stop Cyric from bashing in Xander's skull, who is full of blood and not moving. When Cyric is been held by the giants, the lights fade, and as they
return Cyric has made his escape yet again, though his teleportation
powers ?!?! |
Tely - " Folks, I don't know what to tell you there, Cyric is ruthless and I suppose Xander knew the risks, getting in the ring with him in A hard-core match, hell Xander loved it, every minute, right to the end ! " Sheila - " We'll get you news on Xander Bloodstone ASAP, as well as Maxx's office fire, which is now been finished off, but I hear tons of his files and contracts have been totally destroyed ! " Trent - " Next is are first of many title matches for the night, with the Jackal defending against Scott Patterson ! " |
THE JACKAL vs. SCOTT PATTERSON ( Standard Title Match ) 15
minute time limit
XWF Hotline Championship Title |
Tyler - " The following match is an XWF Hotline Championship title match, and is for one fall with A 15 minute time limit !" Give it Away plays as Scott Patterson hits the arena to cheers from the fans ! Tyler - " Introducing first, now making his way to the ring, from the Extreme Icons ...... he is .......... SCOTT PATTERSON !!!!!!! " The fans cheer as he enters the ring and awaits his opponent, as Geek Stink Breath hits the PA systems, the fans are on their feet to cheer for the Jackal ! " Tyler - " And his opponent, standing at 6 feet 2 inches, master of the Decimator .... and current XWF Hotline Champion .... Be Warned the JACKAL is on the Prowl !!!! " Jackal springs to the ring, ditching his title belt and ready for action
! The two young studs to quote A really gay JR, lock up and it is A deadlock, both is unable to make any ground, but soon Jackal lifts into A knee smash, then another, finally into A vertical suplex, Scott quick to his feet and catches Jackal in A diving hurricane DDT, grounding the champ, and into A quick pin. referee - " 1..." Jackal kicks out quickly and is to his feet after the clean break, they lock up again, Scott Patterson lands A arm drag take down, then applies A Boston crab, after some time Jackal powers out, using his elbow to back smash Scott, then he is up and twist him into A swinging neck breaker, with the fans behind him Jackal picks up Scott Patterson taking him to the corner, and climbs up, to deliver A top rope suplex, then pin after shaking off the impact he himself took! referee - " 1....2....." At the last nano second, Scott Patterson kicked out, The Jackal picks him up and tries his Decimator finisher, but Scott Patterson flings him over his back & shoulders to the mat, then drops on him with an elbow to the heart, after he takes The Jackal to the corner and climbs the ropes, to nail his The Blackout (power bomb from the top ropes), but The Jackal, also locks in A DDT, this lands both men hard to the mat, soon the referee starts the double count. referee - " 4...5.....6." The Jackal is slowly to his feet. referee - " 7...8.." Lugg Nutt is seen running to the ring he has his XWF World Tag Team
title belt cuffed in his hand, Scott Patterson is getting up, Jackal
doesn't see Lugg Nutt, only hears the booing fans, as he turns into
A face shot from Lugg Nutt and his title belt, knocking Jackal out and
to the mat, the referee is going to call for the bell, when Lugg Nutt
nails him to. Tyler - " Winner via double disqualification and still XWF Hotline
Champion ......... THE JACKAL !!!!!!!! " |
Tely - " Well Lugg Nutt just wanted to hurt somebody, he could care lees who won this match folk ! " Trent - " Jackal retains his title, as I'm sure he and the Extreme Icons will have something to say or do about Lugg Nutt's interference ! " Sheila - " Next is A really weird match up, Crazy Noodle Boy looks to be totally trapped, as Damona is his tag partner and the Zen Elite are here opponents ! " |
CRAZY NOODLE BOY & DAMONA vs. THE ZEN ELITE
( Standard Tag Team Match ) 25 minute time limit |
Tyler - " The following match is A tag team match and is for one fall with A 25 minute time limit ! " The Zen Theme plays as the two super heavy weights make way to the ring, along with...Damona, hey all enter the ring and get A major boo from fans ! Tyler - " Introducing first, now in the ring, along with Damona, they are the ......... ZEN ELITE !!!!!! " Tyler - and their opponents, introducing first, already in the ring ............. DAMONA !!!!!!! " The series of boings and gongs starts, as the CNB chants begin, the Zen and Damona are pissed off in the ring with the fans, as suddenly ...... Over Fiend & Super Star are seen wearing Cole Slaw RIP 2000/2000 new T-Shirts, while carrying A thrown, with non other then Crazy Noodle Boy seated in it, he waves to his fans and tosses monopoly money everywhere ! Tyler - " And her tag team partner, been carried to the ring by The Super Fiends ....the current XWF Extreme Champion ..... he is ..... CRAZY NOODLE BOY !!!!!!! " The Super Fiends take CNB right up to the ring apron and hunch down so he can simply walk out and into the ring, the Super Fiends set down the carriage and take place on each side of the outside corner of CNB, as he gets A huge pop from the fans and shows off his EC title, to mostly Damona ! *** The Bell Rings *** T-Ray starts it out as CNB & Damona argue as to which of them starts, but T-Ray attacks Crazy Noodle Boy with A fist assault as Damona exits to her corner, and CNB is official. T-Ray opens with A flying clothesline, then A arm breaker, but Crazy Noodle Boy shakes it off as he locks up with T-Ray, again T-Ray with the power and nails A gorilla press slam, T-Ray then tags in Rakshaw, who runs at CNB right away and drops down, biting his ear, the referee has Rakshaw back off, this sets him up for A belly to belly suplex, amazing to see as he lifts Rakshaw off his feet, the drop was weak, and he goes for the pin. referee - " 1..2.." Rakshaw kicks out with authority, as CNB tags in Damona, she is quick to nail Rakshaw with Russian leg sweep. as he is stunned she attacked him with fists, then she takes him into arm bar take down, once he was up, back down now and into A cross arm breaker, the hold is on tight, but Rakshaw would never give up so he fights the pain and gets to the bottom rope, the hold is broken, but only as Damona stomps him into the corner, then she nails him with A running knee lift while in the corner, she then tags in CNB. Rakshaw is over and tags in T-Ray, as Crazy Noodle Boy hits T-Ray right away with hurricarana, this actually sends the big man over and down to the mat, Crazy Noodle Boy gets on top of him and punches him into tomorrow, then signals the fans as he is ready for his Snake Pull (Modified mandible claw, tries to rip out the tongue),and it is locked in, as T-Ray struggles it leads to his corner, where Rakshaw bashes the face of Crazy Noodle Boy , breaking the hold, then Rakshaw is tagged in. Rakshaw grabs Crazy Noodle Boy quickly and nails his finisher, the War Dance (jack hammer and pin) combo. referee - " 1...2..." CNB at the last second gets A shoulder up, Rakshaw is angry as he lifts Crazy Noodle Boy up by the hair and drags him over to T-Ray, who is tagged in, then the Zen Elite nail A double power bomb, and T-Ray goes for the pin. referee - " 1..." Damona does nothing ! referee - ..2..." Super Star grabs T-Ray's leg and pulls him out of the ring, breaking the count, the referee chew out Super Star, meanwhile Over Fiend is on the other side, he hands Crazy Noodle Boy A led pipe, Damona is trying to tell the referee, but it only adds to the distraction, where T-Ray is to his feet, only to get nailed between the eyes with the led pipe, he tosses it aside and covers T-Ray. The referee finally after A good five seconds makes the count. referee - " 1...2.." T-Ray kicks out, CNB lifts him up and is about to suplex him, but Damona enters the ring and low blows him, this causes T-Ray to fall on top of CNB for A pin. referee - " 1...2.." CNB gets his shoulder up, as Damona is about to do A top rope move, where T-Ray holds Crazy Noodle Boy for A free shot, Over Fiend yanks the rope, and it straddles Damona, while CNB drops into an ace crusher, slamming T-Ray's jaw on top of his head, then turns around for the cover. referee - " 1... Rakshaw is in, so is Super Star, Over Fiend pulls Damona outside of the ring to the floor. referee - " .2...." Super Star heart punches Rakshaw, which of course does nothing, but stalls him. referee - ".3..." *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winners via pin fall ......... CRAZY NOODLE BOY &
DAMONA !!!!!!!! " Over Fiend levels Rakshaw & then T-Ray as the fans cheer them on, CNB is walking the ring with his EC title, Damona seems to have disappeared, and left A present for CNB, soon the Super Fiends get the carriage and take the Extreme champion back to the locker rooms, while his strange theme music plays them out, CNB unwraps his present from Damona, and reveals ... A fresh new...Bowl of Cole slaw !!! |
Tely - " Wow, looks like Crazy Noodle Boy has some followers, in the Super Fiends ! " Trent - " This match was clearly A set up for CNB, the XWF Extreme champ, does this mean she has eyes on his title or worse yet, does Cyric ?! " Sheila - " Next is the highly anticipated Cage Match for the XWF Super heavy Weight title belt ! " Tely - " With all the run ins we have had, they tell us to count on not having Brimstone or Jackal show up here, unless there is some other trouble ! " |
IRONMAN vs. THE GLACIER ( Cage Match )
20 minute time limit XWF Super Heavy Weight Championship Title |
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Tyler - " The following match is an XWF Super Heavy Weights title match, which will be A no DQ, cage match, and the winner will be the first person out of the locked cage ! " World of Sleaze plays as The Glacier hits the arena, he walks slowly to the cage and enters it through the doorway! Tyler - " Now making his way to the steel cage and ring, weighing in at 575, his is the walking ice mountain .... THE GLACIER !!!!!! " The fans give A huge pop as he walks the ring, then Ironman plays as the lights go off and a strobe light starts up, as Ironman is going up on a elevator (ala Gangrel style but no fire), Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind", Then he starts walking down to the ring, He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyro's go off ..."As if he moves will he fall"....he is.... IRONMAN ! Tyler - " And his opponent now making his way to the ring, he is the current XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion ......... IRONMAN !!!!!! " Ironman removes his title belt, hands it over and enters the ring through
the cage door, which is quickly shut behind him, as he enters the ring. The two giants lock up and it's A game of no where, as neither can push the other an inch, so Ironman lets go and nails two fists to the face of Glacier, who returns fire, then A arm wrench behind Ironman's back, thrusting him into the corner, for A corner splash, little effect a Ironman barrels out at him with A lariot, but it doesn't take The Glacier down, as both men are on their feet after 2 minutes of pummeling ! The Glacier nails A missile drop kick, this knocks Ironman into the ropes, which he uses to come back and land A 2x underhook face slam, that brings The Glacier down, then Ironman hits A boot to the belly, then an ace crusher, which puts The Glacier down, Ironman head to the door, as he walks out of the ring, Glacier is quickly up and grabs him by the shoulders, and start to ram him into the ring post, till he falls off the stairs to the floor. Glacier is out of the ring now and to the floor with A butt drop on Ironmans back, then he grabs A chair, and whacks it across Ironmans back, as the fans mix boo & cheer, Ironman is lifted up into A double arm DDT to the floor, Glacier seems in control as he roles Ironman back into the ring, tossing A steel chair in after him, then entering the ring himself. The Glacier times it as Ironman is to his feet, but Ironman turns quickly with A boot, knocking the chair back into The Glaciers face, then he is hit with A T-bone suplex, the fans pop huge as the ring shakes from the weight, Ironman then uses the ropes for A series of elbow drops, then signals the fans for his finisher. Soon No Limit Soldier is seen running to the ring, knocking down two XWF officials as he enters the cage through the doorway, inside the ring Ironman can pick Glacier up, as The Glacier tries but cannot reverse the hold or pick Ironman up either, No Limit Soldier grabs A steel chair, enters the ring and bust both of them in the back of the head, with one shot, as the two split up, The Glacier takes A chair shot right in his face, knocking him back and out of the ring. No Limit Soldier then swings at Ironman and nails his shoulder, he strikes again and gets the forehead chair shot he wanted, which brings Ironman to his knee's, as No Limit Soldier signals the fans for his finisher, the steel cage has started to be lifted from the ground, The Glacier was leaning against it after been knocked out of the ring, but he is dazed and falls down and roles out under the cage. *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner via been the first to exit the cage and .... new XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion ....... THE GLACIER !!!!!!!!! " After the match, No Limit Soldier gets out of the ring, as Glacier is still down, he grabs him and places him just under the cage, as it begins to lower again, but both Jackal & Brimstone are seen running to the ring, No Limit Soldier quickly makes his get away, as Brimstone & Jackal hold up the cage, while Glacier pulls himself out from under it ! |
Tely - " Wow, what A match and The Glacier is the new SHW champ ! " Trent - " Wonder what No Limit was doing here, and if he wanted Glacier to win, and who was lifting the cage up from in back, no doubt one of his fellow Bone Thugs ! " Sheila - " Well Ironman is not 100% going into this next match, as he and Brimstone are ready for there entrances back to ring side for their shot at the XWF World Tag Team Title belts ! " |
THE RENEGADES vs. GOD'S OF WAR( Standard Tag Team Title Match )
25 minute time limit
XWF World Tag Team Championship Titles |
Tyler - " The following match is an XWF World Tag Team Title match and is for one fall with A 25 minute time limit !" The lights go off and a strobe light starts up,Starts playing through the p.a. system, as Ironman is going up on a elevator Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind", Then he starts walking down to the ring, He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyro's go off ..."As if he moves will he fall"....he is.... IRONMAN ! Tyler - " Now in the ring ,he weighs in at 345 and stands at 7'3" ...... he is .... IRONMAN !!!! " The arena starts glowing red as Scarsmus starts playing, an explosion goes off and right there after the smoke clears is Brimstone and he walks down the the ring area,he steps over the top rope and enters the ring, to A huge pop from fans ! Tyler - " and his partner, now in the ring, he weighs in at 550lbs and stands at 7'5" ........ this is ........ BRIMSTONE!!!" The lights dim and as a lone spotlight appears,and a Gong sounds , when Lugg Nutt and Sonic Bomb appear, Symphony of Destruction starts playing, , sonic with the belt over his shoulder and Lugg with the belt around his waist,As they walk to the ring,The spotlight follows them ,as they hit the ring ,all the light come back on. Tyler - " Now in the ring Lugg Nutt & Sonic Bomb, the XWF World Tag Team Champion ..... THE RENEGADES !!!" *** The Bell Rings *** Lugg and Brimstone start the match, Lugg goes for a tie-up ,but only to get caught by a right hand by Brimstone, as Lugg tries to get back up he meets a boot from Brimstone, who lifts him up ,and sends him into the ropes, but Lugg slips in a tag , Brimstone goes for A clothesline, Lugg ducks and Sonic hits A side kick, to the back of Brimstone's knee and he drops to one knee, as Lugg hits a drop kick to Brimstone's head. Brimstone falls down, as Sonic stomps his head, Sonic lifts Brimstone up and hits him in the throat with a chop, Brimstone falls down holding his throat, Sonic lifts him up , and tags Lugg, Sonic sends Brimstone in to the ropes, as Lugg,climbs to the top rope, just then Sonic hits A powerslam, and Lugg Nutt comes off the turn buckle with A leg drop, Lugg goes for A pin. referee - "1...2.." Brimstone kicks out, Lugg lifts up Brimstone and sends him into the ropes, as Brimstone comes back Lugg hits a spinning crescent kick, But Brimstone catches his leg and in mid air lifts him up and slams him hard to the mat, Brimstone then makes the tag and Ironman gets in the ring, as Lugg gets up, Ironman hits the ropes and nails Lugg with A clothesline, Ironman then lifts Lugg up,and hits A shooting star press slam, Lugg Nutt lands hard, Ironman picks up Lugg again, and tags Brimstone in, Ironman then sends Lugg into the ropes, Ironman hits A back body drop , Lugg Nutt goes over and Brimstone catches him in the air again and hits A power bomb, Brimstone goes for the pin referee - " 1...2..." Lugg Nutt gets A foot on the ropes, Brimstone lifts him up again in A choke slam, as he bounces to his corner he tags Sonic Bomb in who hits A bulldog, Lugg Nutt roles out of the ring, Sonic Lifts up Brimstone, only to get caught by a right hand, Brimstone makes the tag, and Ironman comes back in and hits A clothesline on Sonic Bomb, Ironman lifts up Sonic Bomb and sends him into the ropes, Ironman goes for A back body drop AGAIN, Only to get caught by A DDT, that levels Ironman, so Sonic makes the tag, Lugg Nutt hops up to the top rope as Sonic grabs Iron and hits A headbutt, Ironman falls down,as Lugg comes off with an elbow drop, Lugg Nutt goes for the pin. referee - " 1...2..." Brimstone breaks up the count, as Lugg gets up and goes for a Texas cloverleaf, Ironman is pulling for the ropes, Brimstone comes in and hits A clothesline, sending Lugg out through the ropes to the floor, Brimstone comes out after him, and hits A boot to Lugg's face Brimstone lifts Lugg up in a gorilla press slam and throws him over the top rope into the ring. when all of A sudden the lights dim and smoke surrounds the entrance way as Cheyenne appears, causing Brimstone to be distracted as Lugg Nutt goes to the top and hits an off the top rope bulldog, sending Brimstone through the Spanish announcers table, Knocking Brimstone out cold, Sonic Bomb is working over Ironman and sends him into the ropes and goes for A back body drop,Ironman kicks Sonic in the face as Sonic stumbles backwards, Ironman turns around Lugg leaps of the top rope and catches Ironman in a spinning DDT, afterward Sonic Bomb goes to the top rope and hits the Sonic Bomb, Lugg goes for the pin. referee - " 1...2...." Ironman kicks out with Authority almost forgetting about everything
and everyone save for Lugg Nutt who he grab The referee has seen enough ! Tyler - " Winners via disqualification ........ IRONMAN &
BRIMSTONE ........ THE GOD'S OF WAR !!!!! " After the match the Renegades pummel kick Ironman till Brimstone is
up, he is bleeding but stable as he goes after them, Lugg runs and grabs
the belts while Sonic is already running to the back! |
Tely - " Well the GOW pull off the win, but not the belts, there will be hell to pay for Lugg Nutt later this week as Ironman gets his hands on him, one on one ! " Trent - " Now folks the Hell in the Cell has been lowered and has A generator charging it with near 40000 volts of electricity!" Tely - " It is the first ever match of it's kind and is for the XWF Hard-core Championship Title ! " Sheila - " both Ahala and HKK are X-Treme so this should be good ! " Tely - " This is the 1st out of best 2 out of 3 series in hard-core type matches, on FNF we will see Ahala vs. HKK in A bridge match, unless he has had enough of the bitch as he calls her or is champion and decides not to continue, which is the stipulations the amazon got herself stuck with ! " |
AHALA vs. HARDKORE KID ( Electric Hell in the Cell / " I Quit
" / Title Match )
20 minute time limit ( best 2 out of 3 ) XWF Hard-core Championship Title |
Tyler - " The following match is A first ever XWF Electric Hell in the Cell, I Quit, XWF Hard-core Championship Title belt match for one fall and no DQ's, with A 20 minute time limit ! " Nookie hits the PA system as the fans start A HKK chant and A HKK boo, as he hits the arena, with his barb wired cookie sheet, he enters the cell and makes sure it is not charged yet with his tongue ! " Tyler - " Now in the ring weighing in at 150 pounds, former XWF Hardcore & Extreme Champion ..... HARDKORE KID !!!! " Pulling teeth then plays as Ahala is seen with A wheel barrow full of weapons, as she carts it to the ring, wearing her title belt , the fans issue A hug boo ! Tyler - " And his opponent, now making her way to the ring, the XWF Hard-core Championship ......she is...... AHALA !!!!! " Ahala gets to the door and starts chucking the weapons in the ring, including baseball bats, golf clubs, thumb tack in A bag and A 2x4 wrapped in barbwire ! Ahala then enters the cell, only the two are in it, when the signal
goes out and the juice is turned on ! Hardkore Kid is at the ropes, threatening Ahala with his cookie sheet, Ahala is quick as she goes under the ring cover and grabs something, she the produces A bucket of water, as she splashes it all over the Hardkore Kid, soaking him in water, as she starts to laugh at him. Ahala quickly roles into the ring, HKK starts to stomp on her, he slaps her back with his cookie sheet, tosses it aside and picks Ahala up by her hair, and sends her into the turn buckle, then follows with A clothesline, Hardkore Kid climbs the ropes and start to face punch Ahala. Fans - " 10...11....12...13....14........15 " After this Hardkore Kid grabs her by the neck and falls into A suplex take down, Ahala kicks out, HKK quick to his feet as he grabs his barbwire cookie sheet and beats on the down Ahala with it, cutting her open, he is laughing as finally he lands A kidney blow as Ahala stood up, HKK tosses his sheet aside again and goes to the top rope and tries A lariot type move, only Ahala uses her strength and turns it into A back breaker. Ahala looms over Hardkore Kid telling him to stand up, he does and tries A kore kick (drop kick) that connect perfectly, but Ahala stands unfazed, HKK is back up and lifted in to the Ahala Bomb (Power bomb), Ahala then picks him up in an overhead press, then parade him around the ring before tossing him over the top rope and into the electrically charged steel chain link fence, the water soaked clothes make HKK get even more of A electrocution as he slowly falls to the floor, jolting about as he seems non-coherent in any way, as the evil Ahala laughs and exits the ring. Ahala picks up Hardkore Kid and roles him into the ring, the fans begin to boo as she enters and picks him up into another press slam, but this time she tosses him straight up and sparks fly as HKK hits the center of the cell roof, from inside the structure, he has some hang time as the electricity keeps him up there, then he falls hard to the mat, like dead weight ! Ahala walks over and kicks him in the ribs several times, she grabs the 2x4 with barbwire and uses it to pitch Hardkore Kid over the ropes and out of the ring, both are bloody messes as Ahala goes out of the ring, she still wields the 2x4, she walks up to Hardkore Kid and uses the 2x4 as A battering ram, smashing him into the electric charged cell, Hardkore Kid is been electrocuted as Ahala holds him against the cell with the sharp wire wrapped wood, making sure she is no where near the metal, HKK is jolting all over, you can see sparks fly from his body as they tear holes in his flesh ! Ahala - " Do you quit you epic piece of Shit !!!!?????? " Hardkore Kid - " N>E>>E>>>>V>>E>E>R>>>R>R>R>> !" Tely - " My God, somebody stop this, she's killing him, ref. she's
killing him !!!! " Ahala then drops the wood, she is so mad, she herself grabs Hardkore
Kid, now they are both been shocked !! The two stand there been electrocuted, you can still see Ahala yelling at HKK to Quit, the power to the cell is cut off, as they both fall to the ground, soon the door is opened and the EMT's rush in, the cell is raised, Tyler doesn't know what to say, as both are put on stretchers, when Ahala seems to spark one more jolt of life, gets up on the stretcher and stands, falling with an elbow onto HKK on his stretcher, breaking though it, both crash to the floor like limp wet towels, the mic crew is in close as this is heard..... Ahala - " say it !!! " After the call, both are again put on stretchers and brought out of the arena, the HCC title resting on Ahala's stomach ! |
Tely - " My God, I have never seen anything like that, ohhhh my, that's one for the books folks ! " Trent - " And it ain't over there ..." Sheila - " Yep now Ahala may meet the HKK again on FNF if he's up for yet another title match, this time A bridge match, his specialty, although, last time he did get tossed in the river ! " Trent - " No..no.. I meant are next match, the highly anticipated rematch of Legion versus The Red Raven, this time, for the XWF World Championship Title, in A No DQ match, both men are the best at what they do !" |
LEGION vs. THE RED RAVEN ( Standard No DQ Title Match ) 25
minute time limit
XWF World Championship Title |
Right here you'd see your usual WWF type recap of the match these two have had and titles, they have won here in XWF ! Tyler - " The following match is an XWF World Championship Title match and is A no DQ, one fall with A 25 minute time limit ! " If this is Hell plays as the fans give A huge pop for The Red Raven who makes way to the ring, he wears his XWF Submission title around his waste ! Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, he is the XWF Submissionist Champion ...... THE RED RAVEN !!!! " JagerMonsta plays and the fans quickly begin to boo, however A Legion of fans has signs and A chant for the XWF Champion of the World ! Tyler - " And his opponent, he is the Army of One and your XWF World Champion ........ LEGION !!!!! " Legion walks to the ring, ignoring the fans, not taking his eyes of
Raven for A second as he hands over his title belt, Legion does not
carry his cane, even though this is A no DQ match ! Legion and The Red Raven don't waste A second, locking up they exchange knee lifts and corner tosses, then Legion whips The Red Raven into the ropes, he catches Legion on the way back, both spin 90 degree's then fly into opposite ropes, coming back at one another with scissors kicks, both go down, The Red Raven is to his feet with A springing leap, which Legion has just roles under, standing up behind The Red Raven and tries an atomic drop, only The Red Raven takes it back all the way, resulting an A backwards corner splash, he moves forwards and kick Legion with A backwards leg lift, and A low blow. Legion lands on his knee's as The Red Raven delivers A spinning heel kick, Legion back into the corner, and moves when The Red Raven tries another corner splash, he lands on the turn buckles, and Legion grabs him by his neck and and nails A back slam, kicks Raven over and applies the Punisher (ankle lock), no DQ, so Raven pulls his self all the way to the other corner, and then uses it to kick Legion off his ankle. Both men lock up, and are very tired, Legion rounds with A overhead
body to body suplex and bridge combo. The Red Raven then nails A hurricarana and pin Both men up again, they punch each other but it is very weak, then suddenly Legion scores A spinning neck breaker, The Red Raven is quickly up and then takes A diving tornado DDT, then Legion goes to the ropes and climbs them, then sizes up The Red Raven and gets perfect timing for A pump kick to the heart and then quick pin. referee - "1....2...." The Red Raven kicks out as he is lifted to his feet, he then spears Legion and start to punch him to hell, then he goes to the top ropes for his Raven Bomb (top rope diving head butt), but Legion roles out of the way and it's bad news fro Raven, Legion quickly picks him up lands A boot then the Dominator (pedigree) and pin. referee - " 1...." Then The Jackal is seen, as he rushes to the ring to crush Legion ! referee - " 2...." The Jackal is in and boots Legion in the back of the head, they pick Legion up and land A double power bomb, then both do top rope elbow drops, as Legion is then pinned by Raven while Jackal holds his arms. referee - " 1..." Just then Hynter is seen hitting the arena ! referee - " .2..." The Jackal gets up to take out Hynter, as she slides in to been stomped, but it is enough for Legion to kick out of the count, as soon all four stars are in the ring fighting, soon Over Fiend and Super Star hit the arena, and enter the ring, they clobber Raven, then take shots at Legion, Hynter and Jackal drop kick Over Fiend into The Red Raven waiting with A DDT. then Legion spears him to the turn buckle as Super Star double clotheslines Hynter & Jackal. Then The Glacier is seen as he hits the ring, he enters and grabs Super Star into A body to body suplex, then hammers on Legion taking him from the corner into A suplex, Raven is up and goes for the pin. referee - " 1...2." Hynter dives through the mess of flesh and breaks the count, then Brimstone & Ironman rush the ring, with Richard Coupe just A few steps behind ! Coupe - " Take out the Super Freaks, leave Legion to Raven and friends ! " The God's of War hit the ring and clear it out, tossing Hynter,Over Fiend & Super Star out of the ring, this leaves poor Legion, but Ironman attacks The Glacier, as Jackal leaps into A missile kick at Brimstone, Raven and Legion lock it up as the pear seven brawl continues, Coupe tosses A chair in the ring, Raven grabs it and goes wild smacking Legion then Brimstone, then Ironman, then Over Fiend who was getting back in, Hynter is up but Glacier choke slams her to the floor. Legion is held up and takes A straight chair shot, then A cover by Raven. referee - " 1..." Suddenly the Renegades hit the arena, they try to get in but Brimstone tackles Sonic Bomb, Lugg Nutt is in and clotheslines Jackal. referee - " 2..." Lugg Nutt breaks the count, but pays for it by A Glacier stomp and then choke slam, as the faces clean house once again, Raven taking the chair to Lugg Nutt, Ironman is outside the ring, he has A chair and nails Sonic Bomb, Super Star hits the ring and gets triple teamed and is tossed back out, Raven, Jackal & Glacier run the ring Legion is slowly back to his feet, when Raven lands yet another chair shot, Legion falls, at this point Brute Force & Crazy Noodle Boy have entered the fray, taking on some ring side action, soon after it is all the Bone Thugs posse and carnage at ring side ! Suddenly the lights go out and bodies by Danzig plays as the fans know Cyric will appear in the ring, thus when the lights return... ...It's former XWF World Champion, A-Train Aaron Jennings, and he boots The Red Raven , then takes the chair out of his hand, and smashes it on the back of his head, Raven goes down, then he swings around nailing Glacier who flies into the corner, again A-Train swings around and clocks Jackal, putting him down, just then Richard Coupe is in the ring and tries to talk to A-Train, but no good, Coupe gets A nasty chair shot and is kicked out of the ring by A-Train, Glacier is the only one still up as he charges A-Train, and barrels right into A vicious full on chair shot, putting him down, as the star pummel one another outside the ring, A-Train drops the chair and quickly roles Jackal & Glacier out of the ring, as he takes the chair again and seems to stand guard, swing at anybody who tries to get in. Legion is first to his feet, as Raven is up the lock it is weak and they can't get A suplex up, they both try, Legion goes low blow and then double arm DDT. referee - "1...2....3." Tyler - " Winner via pinfall and still XWF WORLD CHAMPION !!!!!!!!!
LEGION !!!!!!!!! " After the match the pummel continues till final in the ring stands Legion with his title held high, A-Train raising his hand in victory, Lugg Nutt & Sonic Bomb seem to flank Legion, as Hynter is by his side, Legion asks for A microphone as the other stars slowly walk away, sore from the battle and interested in what Legion has to say ! Legion - " You fools, the Soldiers of Fortune where ready for you, long before you even started your plans to get rid of me, now with their support, and me as their leader, the rest of the XWF will be stronger as A whole as we will eliminated the weak ! " Legion - " I am your Destiny !!!! " |
....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the
'Now the Stage is Set' report
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NOW THE STAGE IS SET...
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The Soldiers of Fortune are born and with the World Champ leading them,
there will be hell to pay !!!
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Blackjack goes 2-0-0 as does Damona thanks to Crazy Noodle Boy who seems
to have two SHW at his disposal !
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Jackal keeps his HC title, Glacier claims the SHW title and although Raven
doesn't win the WC, he still has the SC title !
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Ahala almost kills Hardkore Kid, will he go for round two and will Ahala
make it passed Jake King !?
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Cyric looses two match tonight, as he beats arch nemesis, Xander Bloodstone
into A deep coma !
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The Bone Thugs make noise and tonight Ironman & Glacier heard it !
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.....Join us in two days for Wednesday Night Live !and find out this and
more !!!!!!!!
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Exclusive Footage After the card, XWF head EMT, Don Wilson spoke about the injuries Xander Bloodstone sustained in his match with Cyric! Don - " Earlier tonight, Xander Bloodstone was declared 100% brain dead and will be in A comatose like state for the rest of his life, with little or no chance of recovery, that is all, thank you and sorry ! " |