results 4/28/2000 Friday Night Fury filmed live from "XWF Battle Dome" click here to return to the XWF Main Page OPPONENTS TYPE OF MATCH TITLE STIPULATIONS Avalanche vs. Mega Death Hard-core Match none none Quezzy vs. Raging Bull Standard none none Timmy Machine & Kami start, 1 McReady,Machinehead, Mini Royal Rumble RC minute Timmy Kamikaze & Super Star enters, 2 minutes Super Star enters The Disciple vs. " Superstar " Steve Standard none none Miller BlackJack vs. Swinging 1st to land a super face Steve Super Kick Match none kick wins Submission tournament The Jackal vs. Crazy round 2 Noodle Boy Submission Match HCC & Instant Hard-core Match Nimrod vs. The Freek Standard none SHW tournament round 2 Hardkore Kid vs. Hard-core Title 1st ever Light Weight Mentally Insane Match LW Title Match The Red Raven vs. Lugg Nutt Scrap Yard Match none none Over Fiend vs. Crippler Calhoun Wheelchair Match none none Nature's Fury vs. Tag Team / Scrap get shot at world Tag Insane Psycho's Yard Match none Title Belts Ironman vs. A-Train Special Hell in the none Special ring and Cell Match stipulations Hardkore Menaces vs. Tag Team Title If the Zen Elite loose, Zen Elite Match TTC there out of TDE THE XWF INTRO THEME AND VIDEO STARTS TO PLAY ...... .......the crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage. Tely - " hello everybody and welcome to FNF, this card is huge an sure to surprise as we are on the weekdays end of are 4th month and 2 days from the first ever XWF awards show !!!!!!!!! " Trent - " Incredible, my checks have not bounced, I've eye witnessed countless murders, accidents and arsons !!! " Sheila - " Only in XWF, speaking of which, I talked to BlackJack before the show and he stated, that he also found a magic object and is going to challenge Maxx with it tonight ! " Tely - " We have 2 scrap yard matches, 4 title matches, tourney's, first ever Light Weight champion will be determined tonight ! " Sheila - " This and much more, including a special hell in the cell match and wheelchair challenge match, and starting things off, fast new hard-core warrior Mega Death, taking on Avalanche !!!! " AVALANCHE vs. MEGA DEATH ( Hard-core Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is A one fall, hard-core non title match. with A 15 minute time limit !!! " Rock and Roll starts playing as Avalanche makes his way to the ring as he climbs into the ring Announcer - " Now in the ring standing at 6'5" and weighing in at 280lbs ...... he is ....... AVALANCHE !!!!!!!!! " Enter sandman starts playing as Trish and Tori make their way from behind the curtain , and each holding up a side to allow Mega Death in to the aisle way as he leaves the curtain area, Trish runs back in and pulls out a cart full of weapons , and Tori shows off her little black bag, as they enter the ring. Announcer - " Now in the ring standing at 6'7" and weighing in at 301lbs, accompanied by T-n-T ........ he is ...... MEGA DEATH !!!!!!!! " *** The Bell Rings *** Avalanche goes out side the ring and grabs a chair from the announcers table as he turns around Mega Death is waiting for him on the ring apron, and dives off with a ax handle smash,Avalanche drops the chair,as Mega Death grabs his arms and slings him into the guard rail,Mega Death follows up with a clothesline,which drops Avalanche to the floor,as Mega Death turns around Trish tosses him a cookie sheet,(it is the new cookie sheet wrapped in barb wire ,and has H-K-K sprayed painted all over it) Mega Death ,slams the cookie sheet into the side of Avalanche's head,splitting it open and blood starts forming. Mega Death lifts up Avalanche up and goes to send him into the opposite side of the ring area in to the ring post,but Avalanche reverses it and Mega Death into the post, as Avalanche gets his wits about himself, he starts to run back toward the curtain,but Tori sticks her leg out in front of him ,sending Avalanche tumbling down the aisle, as he gets back up Mega Death catches him with a running clothesline,sending Avalanche rolling back toward the curtain,as he gets back up, he sees Mega Death charging back at him,but Avalanche manages to get his boot up in time to catch Mega Death in the balls with a boot,Mega Death drops to his knees, as Avalanche starts slugging Mega Death in the head ,then he lifts him up and grabs him by the throat and hits a spinning choke slam,Avalanche starts kicking and stomping Mega Death till he rolls back behind the curtain, as he gets up Avalanche charges him with a clothesline , but Mega Death ducks it and connects with a boot to the stomach and then grabs him and hits a Double Arm DDT . Avalanche slowly rises to his feet Mega Death grabs him by the neck and hits a swinging DDT,splitting the back of Avalanche's head open ,Mega Death signals for Trish to open the door to the basement,as she does , Mega Death picks up Avalanche in a Powerbomb, and spins around and tosses Avalanche down the stairway,as Avalanche is rolling down the stairs, they hear him scream, then all of a sudden all sounds stop and all there is a dull thump, then a loud thud then silence, after a few minutes , the ref raises Mega Death's hand for the win . *** The Bell Rings *** ANNOUNCER - " And the winner is by no contest ........ MEGA DEATH !!!!!!! " ( 9:45 minutes ) Tely - " Well, before the match Sheila made a statement about hard-core and Mega Death, right there he just proved it ! " Trent - " Avalanche will be out of action for a bit, it looks like, wow, next we have to fast new stars making major gain and it all comes to a header right here, this match was booked recently by Maxx Fitzgerald himself ! " Trent - " Should be good, he giving the fans what they want, Quezzy and Raging Bull are two great talents, genius booking!" QUEZZY vs. RAGING BULL ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title match. with A 15 minute time limit !!! " War of nerves starts playing as Raging Bull comes out from behind the curtain with Christina behind him,as he enters the ring Announcer - Now in the ring,Standing 6'7 " and weighing in at 301lbs,accompanied by Christina .... he is ...... RAGING BULL !!!!!!!! " Hero starts playing as Quezzy comes from behind the curtain, and makes his way down to the ring, he is with Krish Announcer - Now in the ring standing at 6'6" and weighs in at 280 lbs ... he is ..... QUEZZY !!!! " *** The Bell Rings *** Quezzy charges Raging Bull,with a drop-kick,but Raging Bull,slides out of the way and follows with a boot to his head,lifting Quezzy,to his feet ,as Raging Bull hits the ropes, he kicks Quezzy in the stomach,then catches him in a headlock and hits a and turns it in to a piledriver , Raging Bull picks up Quezzy and sends him into the ropes,and catches him in a power slam, Quezzy is holding his back,as Raging Bull runs for the ropes,and drop a fist to his head ,Raging Bull falls back into the ropes,and drops another fist shot, then he lifts Quezzy,and sends him into the ropes,and goes for a clothesline,but Quezzy kicks Raging Bull in the stomach,and grabs him and delivers a piledriver. Quezzy stands and waits ,as Raging Bull stands up,Quezzy runs and nails him in the head sending Raging Bull over the top rope and to the floor ,as Quezzy goes to the top rope and comes off in a splash attempt,but Raging Bull, rolls out of the way ,Raging Bull stands up and and grabs Quezzy and goes for the pump handle slam, Then Raging Bull throws Quezzy back into the ring. Raging Bull goes back in after him ,he lifts up Quezzy and spins him around and hits a Tilt-a-Whirl powerbomb,leveling Quezzy,Raging Bull gets back up and lifts Quezzy up and kicks him in the stomach and grabs his head and connects with the Slaughterer ( Diamond Cutter ) Raging Bull goes for the pin. REF 1 ..2 ...3 ...... *** The Bell Rings *** Announcer - " And the winner via pinfall ...... RAGING BULL !!!!!!!! " ( 5:45 minutes ) Just then " No Chance in Hell " Begins to play as Maxx Fitzgerald walks out to the entrance top, he has a microphone, his Ring of Frost shines in the light as he speaks to the winner of this match ....... Maxx - " Raging Bull ... do to this late card match of yours, looks like your now longer in the under seven matches category, just like Swinging Steve was Wednesday ! " Maxx - " Only, I am fair enough to come and tell you this now, instead of Monday right before you match, like Richard Coupe pulled on Swinging Steve ! " The fans boo as Maxx glare at the ring, and then walks away, Raging Bull is not to happy as he storms out of the ring and up the ramp to the back. Tely - " Maxx Fitzgerald pulls a fast one, but Raging Bull still has a shot at the Super Heavy Weight title next week !" Trent - " And his record is good, this goes 6-0-1 for him, Hotline title is nice to have but so is that win/lose record ! " Sheila - " Kamikaze will be more pissed then anybody, Maxx screwing his opponents even, as Kamikaze is next, trying hard to get this Rumble belt away from McReady, but who isn't ! " Trent - " His wife and kids, that's who, he is the only big family man in XWF, and all they want to do is bring him down, we'll see if they can put him over the top rope, as he is 3rd to enter the ring, then Super Star, this should be good folks ! " TIMMY McREADY vs. MACHINEHEAD vs. KAMIKAZE vs. SUPER STAR ( Mini Royal Rumble Title Match ) 10 minute time limit XWF Rumble Championship Title Belt " Machinehead " begins to play as the 300 pound hard-core warrior makes his way to the ring, and the fans give a huge pop, then " Danger " zone hits the PA system and the fans go crazy, as Kamikaze hits the arena, he is weighing his XWF Hotline title, he walks into the ring, he and Machinehead bow to one another as Tyler announces the start of the match. Tyler - " The following match is a mini royal rumble and is over the top rope and both feet on the floor, elimination style Rumble title match, with a 10 minute time limit ! " *** The Bell Rings *** The to men lock up, Machinehead powers Kamikaze into the corner, but Kamikaze dart out of the way, avoiding a corner splash, then grabs Machinehead whipping him into the other corner, then follows up with his Divine Wind (Backflip Shooting Star press), and the fans pop. Machinehead is to his feet and ducks a face kick, then takes Kamikaze down with a spear, then starts a 10 punch combo, Machinehead then lifts Kamikaze up and tries to toss him over the ropes, but Kamikaze holds on and is locked in the turn buckle, just then " Ring of Fire " begins to play and aside from the Timmy cheering section , there is a huge boo from fans as the XWF Rumble Champion makes his way to the ring, he hands over his title and slides in behind Machinehead. Timmy McReady tries to sneak up on Machinehead, but gets caught, when Machine turns around and lands a boot, then Pump Handle Slam, driving Timmy to the mat, Kamikaze is off the ropes and flies at Machinehead with a flying clothesline, then a spinning heel kick, Machinehead is on the ropes, Kamikaze darts at him, and gets flipped over Machinehead and outside the ring, but holds on with one hand and is a foot of the ground, he uses upper arm strength to pull himself up and flips back in the ring, at that time, Machinehead is hitting Timmy McReady with a 10 punch combo and a body to body suplex. As Kamikaze nails Machinehead with an incredible German suplex, " Super Theme " begins to play as Super Star is seen running to the ring, he slides in and nails Kamikaze with a clothesline from hell take down, Timmy McReady is soon to his feet and starts talking to Super Star, the two then double team Kamikaze with a power slam, then pick him up again and try to toss him over the top rope. Machinehead is on his feet, and breaks up the 2 on 1, taking Super Star into an arm wrench then off the ropes into a big boot, Kamikaze punches Timmy McReady and is free of the turn buckle and ropes, he then nails Timmy with a drop kick, then picks him up and into a hurricane DDT, meanwhile Machinehead takes a low blow from Super Star then gets hit with a atomic drop, then follow up bulldog, then Super Star nails Kamikaze with a backdrop suplex, and Timmy McReady watches as Kamikaze is then hit with the Fallen Star (Power Bomb), the two heels then team up and toss Kamikaze way over the top rope and to the floor. Kamikaze had been eliminated, Timmy and Super Star then agreed to work on Machinehead and fight between the two of them, so they picked Machinehead up and as Timmy McReady nail heart punch, Super Star then hit his Super Star (famaser), and Machinehead went down, Timmy McReady then nailed him with a series of elbow drops to the head, then a Baseball slide across the ring, to Machinehead's nads, while Super Star held his legs, the two then got Machinehead to the ropes. But as Super Star was doing most of the work getting Machinehead up, Timmy McReady let Super Star officially toss out Machinehead, who hit the floor with both feet after being flipped out of the ring, while Super Star tried to get a fan pop, even standing on the bottom ropes, Timmy McReady simple pushed hi over and out, both Super Star's feet touching the floor, even though he bounced right back up, so of course, Timmy McReady jumped out of the ring once..... *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner via finally top rope elimination and still your XWF Rumble Champion .......... TIMMY McREADY !!!!!! " ( 8:41 minutes ) Tely - " Unbelievable, Timmy McReady holds the title in two defenses and then his first win, that's ... wow....that's .." Sheila -" The biggest upset in XWF history ?! " Trent - " Come on, he is Mr. Talent, and he's proved it, this was no fluke, and we have another Superstar, that been Steve Miller, in his second match, versus ring veteran, The Disciple !!! " THE DISCIPLE vs. " SUPERSTAR " STEVE MILLER ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title match. with A 15 minute time limit !!! " " Sabotage " begins to play as 'Superstar' Steve Miller makes his way to the ring, and enters, then " Eye of the Tiger " begins to play and the fans give a huge pop as The Disciple makes his way to the ring, as he climbs in through the ropes, 'Superstar' Steve Miller attacks, with a knee lift and elbow smash combo. *** The Bell Rings *** 'Superstar' Steve Miller takes The Disciple into the corner and hits him with more knee lifts, then finally a suplex, then The Disciple walks right into a vertical suplex, but on the third time around, The Disciple switches up and nails 'Superstar' Steve Miller with a pump handle slam, then face buster upon 'Superstar' Steve Miller trying to stand up. The Disciple had the fans with him as he hit 'Superstar' Steve Miller with a tiger suplex, then applied his Diablo's Claw ( strong Boston crab), after several seconds 'Superstar' Steve Miller makes it to the ropes and The Disciple breaks the hold clean, but as 'Superstar' Steve Miller is getting ready to kick The Disciple, he misses and lands through the ropes. The Disciple, climbs to the top turn buckle and leaps off, landing an elbow drop onto the face of 'Superstar' Steve Miller while he was hung up in the ropes, then The Disciple signaled for his finisher, and delivered the perfect Reaper (Strong dragon suplex) and pin. referee - " 1....2.." 'Superstar' Steve Miller kicks out, and is then lifted to his feet and hit hard again by The Disciple, this time with The Inferno (Power bomb/Snow plow combo) and then leg hook pin. referee - " 1...2....3" *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner via pin fall ........ THE DISCIPLE !!!!!!! " ( 4:31 minutes ) After the match, The Disciple could be heard saying ... The Disciple - " Say hello to your next XWF Submission champ !!!!! " ( As the fans cheer ) Tely - " Well, The Disciple makes quick work of new comer Steve Miller ! " Trent - " Not surprising, The Disciple can kick ass when he wants too, so can the next to opponents, this match has a huge build up and is a special, super kick match, first one to land it wins ! " Sheila - " To tough for me to call, if the Rock was here he'd win, but with just the two, I cannot decide ! " BLACKJACK vs. SWINGING STEVE ( Super Kick Match ) 10 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is a special move match, that been a Super Kick to the face, first man to score the move wins, and this match has a 10 minute time limit ! " " Shut Em-Down " begins to play and the fans start to boo as Swinging Steve makes way to the ring, he is with only Genna as they make way to the ring and enter, Swinging Steve shows off Genna to the fans, and gets a pop ! "Sexy Boy" begins to play as the crowd goes crazy. BlackJack walks out from the back wearing a black leather vest and his long tights on. The crowd erupts as BlackJack walks into the ring and climbs up onto the turnbuckle. He reaches into his pants and takes out a cigar. He kisses it and tosses it into the crowd, blackjack then takes the microphone from Tyler. BlackJack - " Ladies and gentlemen, I want everyone to stay silent as The Five Card Stud praises his special weapon tonight." The crowd calms down...BlackJack looks in his pants as a few people cheer knowing what he is praising. BlackJack - " Please provide me with the power tonight. Let me jump 20 feet in the air and kick Strokin' Steve's ass 50 times until he cries like a little girl. Let me dodge his kicks, let me dodge his punches. Let The Five Card Stud fly through the ropes and knock Steve down. Oh Enchanted Jock Strap, I know you have that special power do to this." BlackJack looks up and looks at the backstage area. BlackJack - Hey special effects guy, do that thing I asked you to do... The lights go out as BlackJack is surrounded by a purple glow. BlackJack walks around as the purple glow stays in the one spot pretty much proving it is just light effects. BlackJack - " Oh dear enchanted jock strap, I know you can hear me...and I believe! I BELIEVE! Because I wear you, you will make me stronger then 10 men! The Five Card Stud thanks you. " Ask BlackJack starts to bow and praise the jock strap, Swinging Steve tries for a kick to the face, variant super kick, but BlackJack roles out of the way, then elbow smashes Swinging Steve. *** The Bell Rings *** Both men are then standing as BlackJack nails a neck breaker, then waits for Swinging Steve to stand up, but he misses as Swinging Steve falls into the ropes, to avoid the super kick, he then climbs out of the ring to Genna's arms, BlackJack follows him out of the ring and chases him around, as Swinging Steve slides back in the ring, BlackJack, dips Genna back and plants a wet one on her, Swinging Steve is pissed as he leaps out of the ring and turns BlackJack around, into a super kick, but BlackJack catches his foot, Swinging Steve then misses an enzuguri as BlackJack ducks. Both men roles back into the ring, as they stand each tries a super kick and misses, and it continues, as each takes another shot at hitting a super kick, each man blocks the others blow, it is like watching to white people kung-fu fight, but then BlackJack catches the foot one last time, by crossing his arms, then pulls Swinging Steve in towards him, and nails a head butt, then continues till both men are dazed. BlackJack and Swinging Steve each fall flat backwards and hit the mat, the referee doesn't know what to do, and makes the count. referee - " ..5...6....7....8..." Swinging Steve is getting up as Genna hands him something, BlackJack is standing up and then takes a handful of white powder to the face, he knows to back up and roles out of the ring, Swinging Steve is going after him trying to land a super kick, but is unable to get to him on time. Just then Hynter is seen running into the ring, she slides in quickly behind Swinging Steve and then nails him with a full nelson slam, then she picks him up and lands her Grrl Power (Choke slam), then points a t the down Swinging Steve saying.... Hynter - " You insignificant piece of shit! How dare you turn your back on us and then talk shit ! " BlackJack is still outside the ring he is getting his vision back, but not to quickly, Hynter starts to stomp on Swinging Steve, and then the fans start to pop, she thinks it is for her, but it is not, as Legionnaire is seen, running to the ring, as he jumps up and the ring apron and leaps over the ropes, his cape then falls down over his face, and he cannot see, but continues to pursue evil ... Legionnaire - " Legionnaire ...Legionnaire..., does whatever a Legion can ..." (to the tune of 'Spider man') Legionnaire - " look out Hynter .... your meddling has gone on long enough ! " Hynter quits stomping on Swinging Steve and turns to Legionnaire as he pulls the cape off his face, Hynter is tripping, as she tries to speak to Legionnaire as Legion, but she gets a boot to the belly and the Dominator (pedigree) for her efforts, the fans go crazy, but as Legionnaire drops Hynter, Swinging Steve is standing and he Super Kick's Legionnaire, knocking him backwards and out of the ring. As if that wasn't enough, BlackJack has his sight back, as he slides into the ring and stands up right behind Swinging Steve, the fans start to cheer, and Swinging Steve wishes it was for him as he holds his hands up, but BlackJack spins him around and nails a neck breaker, the fans go crazy, Genna is upset. BlackJack picks Swinging Steve up and time and time again, drops him with a face punch or elbow to the head, he doesn't even try as super kick, instead he finished of Swinging Steve with his, Royal Flush (BlackJack picks up opponent in a vertical suplex position & drops him down on a DDT), then hooked the leg and made the cover. BlackJack then makes the three count himself after giving the referee a funny look. BlackJack - " 1....2.....3" Hynter and Legionnaire have left the arena fighting one another, Hynter was more willing to engage Legionnaire after been hit with the Dominator, in the ring, BlackJack was walking around, celebrating his three count over Swinging Steve, and once BlackJack stepped up onto the turn buckle and raises his hands to cheering fans, the X-Tremetron Video screen turned on... It is Maxx Fitzgerald, and he is in bed, with the covers half over himself, and very little covers over, Debra, who is lying next too him, they are both smiling and Maxx has his arm around Debra. Maxx - " Say BlackJack, you want to talk about power, and who runs the show, well .... I promised that Swinging Steve would come out the winner ..... and now I officially disqualify you from this match, for your arrogance and failure to make the super kick in under ten minutes ! " As BlackJack is livid, and jumps down off the turn buckle backwards still. Maxx - " ... and BlackJack one more thing ....... I was just kidding !!!!! " As BlackJack realizes he's been stalled, he turns just a bit as Swinging Steve lands a nasty Stevie kick to BlackJack, right in the right side of his face, he is knocked out as Swinging Steve starts to celebrate. *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner Via super kick ....... Swinging Steve !!!!!!! " ( 9:26 minutes ) After the match, Swinging Steve exits the ring to Genna as the fans are booing like mad, Maxx Fitzgerald is still on the X-Tremetron in bed with Debra, as he says ..... Maxx - " Now, that's power right baby ? " Maxx, has his hand on Debra's chin as he speaks, then turns and looks at her, she smiles and starts to kiss and lick his thumb, she quickly goes to his index finger, then kisses his middle finger, as they giggle, and the Ring of Frost sparkles in the camera lens, Debra says ... Debra - " .... And who is has the power ? " Debra is now fully sucking on Maxx's ring finger as he says .... Maxx - " That would be me.eeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAHGGGGGGGGGGGGG !!!!!!! " As Maxx Fitzgerald screams in pain, blood is flowing out of Debra's mouth and Maxx's finger, as the camera shakes a bit, the fans gasp as Debra morph's right in front of there eyes into ..... DAMONA !!!! Damona has blood all over her mouth, as she starts to laugh, Maxx pulls his hand away and his finger has been bitten clean off, and the Ring of Frost is no longer his, Maxx leaps up from bed naked and runs out of the office secret bedroom, screaming in pain, utter pain, as Damona opens her mouth and sticks out her tongue, the ring is on the tip of it, she then slides it on her finger and you can see her swallow, assumedly, Maxx's finger. The X-Tremetron then fades to black as Damona's evil laugh carries throughout the arena. After the match, BlackJack caught the last part of the XWF drama and is shaking his head and laughing as he walks out of the arena, with major fan support. Tely - " Wow, folks .... I am speechless, this is insane ...... it happened to, right before are eyes ! " Trent - " Did it, that was Maxx, and he has tricked us before, that was, well . it did look real !" Sheila - " That was sick, did Damona sleep with him ? " :P Tely - " Wow, I wish one of are sponsors had a commercial for us right now, but on with the show, I guess, wow, how can you follow that ! " Trent - " You can be The Jackal or Crazy Noodle Boy, or better yet, you can be at ring side when they fight ! " THE JACKAL vs. CRAZY NOODLE BOY ( Submission Title Match ) 20 minute time limit XWF Hard-core Championship Title Submission Tournament round 2 continues Tyler - " The following match is a standard, submission win only and is the second round of the XWF Submissionist tournament and the winner of the final round faces the XWF Submission champion and has a 15 minute time limit ! " "Geek Stink Breath." by Green Day played as Sweet Sensual escorted The Jackal to the ring. Tyler -" Now in the ring in his first match of two tonight.....he is....The Jackal." "Bomb & Clank" begins to play and the fans go wild for Crazy Noodle Boy who makes way to the ring and enters, he wears his XWF Hard-core title belt. Tyler - " Now in the ring is his opponent and current Hard-Core Champ.....he is....Craaaazy Noodle Boy." Just then the XWF theme start to play as Richard Coupe is seen making his way to the ring, he has a folder of papers, and enters the ring, asking Tyler for her microphone. Coupe - " CNB you will be defending your belt tonight making this a hard-core match. CNB this is a test if you win this you truly deserve that title" *** The Bell Rings *** Crazy Noodle Boy had Snuck out of the ring and got a lead pipe. So when Jackal turned around he got nailed in the head with the pipe. CNB beat on Jackal with the pipe for about a minute until. He went outside the ring and got a steel chair but when returning to the ring he got the chair nailed back in his face with a kick form Jackal. Then Jackal does an even flow DDT and follows with a vertical suplex. CNB grabs The Jackal's neck on the way down reversing it to a falling neck breaker. They both stand and CNB does a belly to belly suplex. CNB sets up a table outside the ring and throws Jackal in the ring, then climbs in himself. CNB puts Jackal on the top ropes and goes up too. CNB powerbombs Jackal through the table and Jackal is out cold. CNB leaves through the entrance and in a minute and a half comes back down with a bucket of water. CNB - " Wake up Jackal wake up now. " CNB throws the water in Jackals face and Jackal rises you can tell he's pissed. Jackal comes running at CNB but only to get some stairs to the head. CNB does his Snake Pull (Modified mandible claw, tries to rip out the tongue) and Jackal gives up. *** The Bell Rings *** CNB - " That's what you get Jackal when you don't like CNB's toilet water." Tyler - " The winner of this match, and onto the final round of submission tournament matches and still Hard-Core champion. ...Craaaaazy Noodle Boy." ( 8:41 minutes ) Tely - " Well, despite the Coupe call of a title match, Crazy Noodle Boy wins it, keeps his title and moves onto possibly, the Submission Championship Title Belt ! " Trent - " Those two are among XWF's greatest, as most of tonight's matches, have been equal bouts ! " Sheila - " And we finish off tonight's tournament's with the Super Heavy Weight's as this is the final, before the title match !" NIMROD vs. THE FREEK ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Super Heavy Weight Tournament round 2 continues Tyler - " The following match is a standard match and is for one fall, this match is also the last of the SHW tournament matches and has a 15 minute time limit ! " *** The Bell Rings *** The two giant where in the ring, and had a stare down, they then opened fire, each nailing the other with fist shots till finally The Freek charged in and nailed a standing cross body splash, but it only nudged Nimrod, who then hit The Freek with a nasty spear take down, then pummeled The Freek. Nimrod picked up The Freek into a gorilla press slam, the fans went crazy at the sight, then Nimrod slammed him to the mat, and stomped on him a bit, then took to the top turn buckle and leaped off, trying to land a leg drop, but The Freek moved out of the way, Nimrod hit the mat and The Freek tried for a cover. referee - " 1..2." Nimrod kicks out and the two are back on their feet, Nimrod nails a fallaway slam, and then tries a suplex, but The Freek reverses it into his own neck breaker, and then another pin. referee - " 1...2.." The Freek is shoved off of Nimrod with force, as the giant again make it to their feet, and again Nimrod lands the move, this time a pump handle slam, then he takes to the top turn buckle one more time and lands his top rope clothesline, and takes The Freek down. Nimrod signals for his finisher, as he picks The Freek up by his hair, then to the corner and starts to climb the turn buckle, near the top, the two start to struggle, and it seems it could go either way, when The Freek nails a superplex, and then slowly covers Nimrod. referee - " 1... " Nimrod kicks and his shoulder goes up, breaking the count, The Freek applies The Leash (Modified Tazzmission), and as he tightens the hold, it seems over for Nimrod, until Nimrod uses his elbow and smashes The Freek's ribs over and over until the hold is broken, then The Freek is put into a bear hug by Nimrod. The bear hug is on for almost a minute, before Nimrod switches up into a strong 2 handed choke slam, then as The Freek is on the mat, Nimrod signals one more time, then lifts The Freek up and nails his Reverse pile driver (Owen Hart style), then cover. referee - " 1...2." The Freek kicks out, and Nimrod stomps his head, then nails him with a DDT, this was a set up for his Top rope cross body block, which he hit perfectly on The Freek as he stood up, taking him right back down into a pin and then leg hook. referee - " 1...2....3" *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner via pin fall and moves onto the final triple threat SHW title match ....... NIMROD !!!!!!!!! " ( 7:24 minutes ) Tely - " Well, Nimrod wins his singles match for tonight, lets see if his tag partner can do the same, this one however, is for the XWF Light Weight Championship title belt ! " Sheila - " Both these guys are deserving, as is, Kamikaze, the guest referee ! " HARDKORE KID vs. MENTALLY INSANE ( Hard-core Title Match ) 20 minute time limit 1st ever XWF Light Weight Championship Title Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and a hard-core, XWF Light Weight Championship title match with a 20 minute time limit ! " " Danger Zone " begins to play as Kamikaze is seen, making his way to the ring, he is the special guest referee for this main event match ! " Twist " begins to play as Mentally Insane makes his way to the ring, he is read for action, as he has a garbage can with him full of half assed weapons ! " Nookie " begins to and the fans go crazy as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and enters, he has 2 H-K-K brand, cookie sheets with him, *** The Bell Rings *** Mentally Insane charges at HKK with the garbage can, still full of weapons, Hardkore Kid kicks the garbage can and all the stuff shoots out of it, and spreads around the ring, then HKK dives at Mentally Insane, nailing him with flying lariot take down, the garbage can flies into the corner, as Mentally Insane crashes to the mat, HKK makes a quick pin. Kamikaze - " 1...2." Mentally Insane kicks out, as Hardkore Kid jumps to his feet and grabs a hockey stick, and breaks it across Mentally Insane's back, then grabs a tennis racket and slaps Mentally Insane's across his back and head with it, then Hardkore Kid goes over and grabs one of his barb wire cookie sheet, and sets it up in the ropes, and turn buckle, just above the garbage can, then HKK grabs Mentally Insane and starts to run with him at the cookie sheet, set in the turn buckle. But Mentally Insane plants his feet, then nails Hardkore Kid with a spinning lariat, whipping HKK into the cookie sheet and then he drops right down into the garbage can, his legs sticking out of the can, then Mentally Insane nails a drop kick to the trash can with HKK in it. The trash can with HKK in it falls over, and Mentally Insane pulls Hardkore Kid out of it, then drops on him with HKK's second cookie sheet, both are a bit bloody as Mentally Insane makes the pin. Kamikaze - " 1...2.." Hardkore Kid kicks out and the fans cheer, Mentally Insane then lifts HKK up into a full nelson suplex, and then lifts HKK up again and into a death valley driver, then tries for another pin. Kamikaze - " 1...2.." Hardkore Kid kicks out again, and as Mentally Insane lifts him to his feet, one more time, HKK lands a low blow, then a spine buster, not finisher there and giving Kamikaze a nasty glare, Hardkore Kid slams Mentally Insane to the mat with his Kore Driver (Tombstone pile driver) and then makes the pin. Kamikaze - " 1...2..." At the last second Mentally Insane kicks out, and is lifted to his feet by Hardkore Kid, then taken to the turn buckle, as HKK climbs up and takes Mentally Insane with him, at the top of the ropes, the two start punching one another in the stomach, it's a struggle, finally Mentally Insane turns it around and nails Hardkore Kid with the Insanity (Power Bomb into A Face Buster) off the top ropes to the mat, both men are down, Kamikaze soon starts the double count. Kamikaze - " 5....6....7...." Mentally Insane is first to his feet, when all of a sudden, Timmy McReady is seen running to the ring, he has a H-K-K brand cookie sheet also and slides into the ring with it, and is going for Mentally Insane, but Kamikaze darts into his path, ducks and flips Timmy McReady over his shoulders, Mentally Insane sees this and ducks also, but Hardkore Kid was just standing back up and is pretty much senton bombed by Timmy McReady and the barbwire cookie sheet, they both hit the mat hard. Timmy McReady is flunk so hard and far, he slides right out under the bottom rope on the other side of the ring, Kamikaze and Mentally Insane are both standing, and Hardkore Kid is down and out, as Mentally Insane dives on him for the cover and hooks the leg even. referee - " 1...2....3" *** The Bell Rings *** Kamikaze - " Winner via pin fall and your 1st ever XWF Light Weight Champion ....... MENTALLY INSANE !!!!!! " After the match, Timmy McReady makes way to the back, as Mentally Insane celebrates and then goes after Timmy McReady! Tely - " Folks, I think that might have been an upset, as Hardkore Kid has been the LW favorite, since before it was even made !" Trent - " Timmy McReady had something to say about that, but Mentally Insane was his target ! " Sheila - " Well it was hard-core, so no DQ, and now another hot match, this been are XWF Champion of the World, against the current front man for SoF, Lugg Nutt ! " THE RED RAVEN vs. LUGG NUTT ( Scrap Yard / Non Title Match ) 20 minute time limit Lugg Nutt, Ugg Lee, and Hynter pull up in the SoF limo and step out of the car in the Scrap Yard parking lot. The Red Raven, The Jackal, and the Glacier are already standing outside the front door with a referee on the inside of the locked door to make sure no one was inside. As they walk up, all six people start staring at each other with hatred in their eyes. The referee opens the door and as he moves out of the way, Lugg Nutt enters the door and takes off running down the hall. The Spirits of Fury are laughing and teasing..chanting Lugg is afraid. As Red Raven enters the door the referee enters behind him and locks the door The Red Raven walks down the hall, he sees that almost all the lights are shut off except for the four hanging over the six rings. As he enters the hanger area he starts calling out Lugg Nutt's name. After about the third yell, Lugg comes out from behind a stack of tires and lands a spinning side kick to The Red Raven's stomach. The Red Raven doubles over and Lugg hits a rising knee lift to his face sending him stumbling backwards. Lugg lands a spinning crescent kick causing TRR to fall through the stack of tires, then Lugg Nutt jumps on top of him and starts pummeling him with lefts and rights. All of a sudden The Red Raven grabs Lugg Nutt by the throat and rolls him over and starts nailing him in the head with right fists. After a few shots The Red Raven gets up, picks Lugg Nutt up and slings him into the wall. The Red Raven follows in and kicks Lugg in the stomach, then picks Lugg up and slams him onto the hood of an old car, that Machinehead had been working on. TRR leaps onto the hood and starts to stomp Lugg Nutt, but Lugg gets a free hand and trips TRR, who falls into the wind shield of the car, Lugg Nutt is then standing on the badly dented hood, and stomps TRR completely into the car, then leaps down and opens the door, then tries to slam the world champs head in it, but TRR stops the slamming door with his arm and then runs out of the car, grabbing Lugg Nutt by the head, and delivers a reverse bulldog, Lugg hits the concrete floor with the back of his head. The Red Raven picks Lugg Nutt back up again and throws him into the ring posts. Lugg gets up and crawls into the ring to get away from The Red Raven. As the Red Raven follows him into the ring, Lugg manages to kick The Red Raven in the face as he enters the ring through the ropes. Lugg Nutt grabs him by the hair, kicks him in the stomach, then lands a DDT. Lugg goes to the top rope, turns around and tells the referee to get ready for the pin then stands up on the top turn buckle and mimic's The Red Raven and leaps off with a flying head butt, however, The Red Raven rolls out of the way as Lugg Nutt goes face first into the mat. The Red Raven lifts Lugg up and puts him in a hangman's DDT completely leveling Lugg and leaving him unconscious. The Red Raven goes across to the next ring, he starts climbing the hell in a cell cage. As he gets to the top of the cage, he signals to the referee and dives off the top of the cage, falling at a remarkable angle, he flies completely over the empty space between the two rings and lands a flying head butt to Lugg Nutt in the standard ring, instantly splitting Lugg's head wide open and also The Red Raven's own forehead. TRR is groggy at first and slowly lays across Lugg's motionless bloody body for the pin. As the referee goes to count a mysterious person from the shadows comes running out and whacks the referee in the head with a Kendo stick. As The Red Raven slowly looks up, he sees the mysterious person, in an all black sweat suit and a black ski mask quickly slam the Kendo stick across the center of his forehead causing even more blood to pour from his head. Then the stranger lifts up The Red Raven, grabs him around his waist, falls backwards and drops his throat across the top rope. Then the stranger picks up Lugg's body and places it across The Red Ravens body. As the stranger walks toward the center of the ring the mystery person kicks the referee a few times to wake him up, as the referee comes to, the stranger disappears into the shadows again, and the referee only sees Lugg Nutt's hand covering TRR, the XWF World Champion. referee - " 1...2...3... " The referee then tries to revive the two men but to no avail, he walks to the office to call the EMT's. Winner via pin fall ....... LUGG NUTT !!!!!!!! ( 9:54 minutes ) Outside all the same members of SoF and TSoF are seen, still out front of the scrap yard . Tely - " Wow, that was not what I expected as Raven does the most incredible head butt of the hell in the cell I ever seen, then with all the stable mates outside the build on film, yet another party is already in the scrap yard, and with a Kendo stick, gets Lugg Nutt the win over TRR ! " Trent - " Yeah, who was that person .... A-Train ? Swinging Steve ? .......who ?! " Sheila - " I have a guess, and you guys are on the wrong track ! ?! " Tely - " Well, that been done, and I'm just getting over the last 8 matches, then that one, now this, a first ever wheel chair match, and if you haven't seen the devices these two have been adding to there chairs, then your not gonna believe this ...... " Trent - " That car was Machinehead's back in the scrap yard, wonder how pissed he will be, and he also helped Crippler Calhoun with some of his chair devices, and Crazy Noodle Boy, insisted on the little extra's, like the fridge, hope there is beer in it !!! " OVER FIEND vs. CRIPPLER CALHOUN ( Wheelchair Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is a special XWF wheel chair match, and the winner will be the last man still in his wheel chair, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " " Bong and Clank " begins to play as Crippler Calhoun is seen, wheeling himself to ring side and the wheel chair ramp, specially made for the XWF ring at the Battledome, the fans cheer as he is heard, still complaining about conditions at ring side, his wheel chair now has dozens of handy new features, installed by CNB and Crippler ! " Piece by Piece " begins to play as Over Fiend is now seen, the fans still boo him, even now as he wheels himself to the ring, he also has many added features to his wheel chair, as this match looks to be interesting, he is now up the 2nd ramp and the ring ropes are re-attached, both men circle the ring and one another. *** The Bell Rings *** Crippler Calhoun moves in first, taking Over Fiend into an arm bar, but Over Fiend after a few seconds, spins his chair, knocking Crippler Calhoun's chair into the corner, then Over Fiend tries to ram him like a bumped car, but Crippler Calhoun wheels in reverse and Over Fiend bounces off the ropes and back to mid ring, where Crippler is waiting and applies a headlock, from one chair over to the other. The two wrestle and the chairs are locked, neither can wheel away, as they try but cannot break loose, so Crippler then nails Over Fiend with a eye rake, then finally gets his chair free, wheeling a bit behind Over Fiend, then hitting his ears, with a slap box to the ears. Crippler Calhoun, then start to pull steel cable from a spool around his left arm rest, and it has a hook on the end of it, he attaches it to Over Fiend's wheel chair, then pulls a can of lighter fluid from his bag, and pores is over his opponents head, then Crippled wheels around to his front, and lifts up his left leg rest, suddenly a spark is seen at the foot of the leg rest, Crippler has a big lighter type device on it and is about to set Over Fiend on fire, but the referee holds him back. The fans are going crazy as Crippler Calhoun, drops the leg rest and wheel back around Over Fend, so he is behind his wheel chair, Over Fiend has almost no control over his own chair (been new to this still) and cannot maneuver, as Crippler Calhoun, grabs the handles in the back of Over Fiends wheel chair, then pushes it forwards with all his strength, and as Over Fiend flies to the opposite ropes, the cable attached to his wheel chair, looses all it's slack, and stops the chair dead in it's tracks, which causes Over Fiend to be flunk out of his chair and through the ropes to the hard concrete floor. *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner via special stipulation .......... CRIPPLER CALHOUN !!!!!!!!!! " ( 8:14 minutes ) Tely - " Wow, Crippler Calhoun had full control of the match and won his first match in XWF ! " Trent - " Bout time, but we'll see how he does next week, as Over Fiend will not be his next opponent or so easy to take down ! " Sheila - " Crippler Calhoun just made it look easy, this next one however, nobody can make look easy, this should be incredible ! " Tely - " The rematch between Nature's Fury and Insane Psycho's, Mentally Insane and The Jackal, both have had singles matches and this more then just a second match, it's a scrap yard match ! " NATURE'S FURY vs. THE INSANE PSYCHO'S ( Tag Team Scrap Yard Match ) 15 minute time limit 'Twist' by Korn hits throughout the scrap yard, as The Insane Psycho's make they're way to the middle of the rings and then enter a standard ring. 'The Battle For Evermore' plays as Natures Fury come down the aisle, but are attacked by Psycho and Mentally Insane ! Blood is still all over the scrap yard from The Red Raven and Lugg Nutt's epic battle, Mentally Insane fresh of his XWF light weight title victory, The Jackal, near victory and the Hard-core title, these two teams have had one battle already with the end been brutal but not final, this was almost a saga, as the team's of warriors, where ready to battle again ! The Jackal and Psycho pair off, as Mentally Insane and The Glacier go to work on each other. Mentally Insane short am clotheslines The Glacier to the ground, and starts hammering him. Meanwhile Psycho and Jackal have entered the ring. Psycho whips Jackal into the ropes and hits him with a spear. The Jackal is up, but quickly hit with a suplex, as Psycho holds onto the tights, lifts him up and nails another one. Mentally Insane is still working on the Glacier, and they have made their way to another ring. As Glacier slides in, he is met by the boot of Mentally Insane . He picks up The Glacier by his hair and nails him with a heart punch, followed by a Spinning Lariat. Back in the other ring, The Jackal is on the offense against Psycho. A series of shots to the head, including a DDT and a Brainbuster, has Psycho reeling. As he slowly gets to his feet, The Jackal darts at him, but is launched over the top rope with a back body drop. Off the ropes and Psycho nails a flying cross body over the top rope, followed by a fall away slam and a back breaker. The Glacier and Mentally Insane are also out of the ring, and the two teams are close to each other in the hard concrete floor. Psycho lifts The Jackal high in the air, and launches him, as Mentally Insane breaks from The Glacier and nails the other half of the Insanely Psycho. Mentally Insane makes the cover. REF - 1..2... Glacier breaks the count. The battle continues, as Natures Fury get the advantage. The battle has spilled over towards the Hell In A Cell, and both teams make their way into the ring inside the massive cage. Glacier has Psycho up in a military press, and launches him over the top rope and into the cage. The Jackal hits a Diving Reverse DDT on Mentally Insane , and the Glacier lifts him to his feet. Mentally Insane is hit with the devastating Cold Fury, as Jackal makes the count. REF - 1...2... Psycho grabs the referee and pulls him out of the ring. He slides in but is quickly met with a boot from Glacier. He throws him back outside the ring, as Mentally Insane hits The Jackal with a low blow. Glacier and Psycho are brawling, and fall through the door, down the aisles and outside the door. Back in the ring, Jackal and Mentally Insane are exchanging fiery punches, but MI takes the advantage with an eye-rake. A knee-lift, followed by a scoop slam has The Jackal flat on his back. Mentally Insane leaps to the top rope and nails a senton bomb, and a cover REF - 1...2... The Jackal kicks out. The Jackal is flat on his back, as Mentally Insane locks on a Boston Crab. The referee asks Jackal if he wants to quit, but he clearly says "no". Mentally Insane is screaming for Jackal to give up, and starts to stretch him right out. The Jackal still will not quit, and is edging his way to the rope After 2 and a half minutes he makes it to the rope, but the referee says there is no DQ, so Mentally Insane doesn't have to release the hold. Jackal still will not quit, and pulls himself up using the ropes, till he gets to the top rope, and then flips out of the hold. Mentally Insane beats his hand on the mat, clearly frustrated. He lifts The Jackal to his feet, and nails him with the Insane Driver! The Jackal is not moving, as MI stops, raises his arms in the air, and places a foot on The Jackal's chest. Ref - 1..2.. The Jackal kicks out. A slack cover costs Mentally Insane . The Jackal is up and blocks the punches of Mentally Insane , and returns them. He whips him into the ropes and nails a clothesline, and then follows with a dragon suplex. He lefts Mentally Insane up, hits a side Russian leg sweep, and then an evenflow DDT. The Jackal signals to the camera that he is going to finish it. Mentally Insane sees this, and slides out of the ring, and through the door. Jackal is in pursuit, as Mentally Insane is doing a lap around the Cell. He starts to climb to get away, but the Jackal is following him up. Mentally Insane is up first, and waits at the top. Jackal gets up, but is met with a boot. Mentally Insane lifts him up, and nails a death valley driver. Jackal is crawling to the other side of the cage, as Mentally Insane lays the boots to him. Jackal is up, but is hit with a drop-kick, that puts him down, with his head hanging over the edge of the cell, directly above the door. Mentally Insane picks up the Jackal and sets him up for the Insanity. It looks like he is going to try and land it, all the way to the floor. Mentally Insane lifts him up, but Jackal counters, lands on his feet, kicks MI in the gut, and sets up for a Decimator. Mentally Insane is hoisted into the air, as Jackal drives him over the edge and all the way to the floor, where his face smacks the protective mats. The Glacier breaks back through the door, punching Psycho, he is clearly on top as the return to the Scrap Yard. Psycho is busted open. The Glacier sees Mentally Insane on the ground, motionless, and then sees Jackal on top of the cell, and realizes what has happened. He dashes over and covers Mentally Insane . Ref - 1.2.. Psycho makes it on time to break the count. He low blows Glacier, and nails him with a powerbomb, and then climbs onto a nearby ring, and nails the Twister to the outside. Glacier is out of it, Psycho makes the cover. Ref - 1...2... Jackal was climbing down the cell, and releases himself from half way up, hitting Psycho with his Flying Dragon Attack (flip spin before landing on opponents back) , and breaking the count. He leaps over them, and covers Mentally Insane ! Ref - 1...2... Psycho grabs Jackals ankle, but can't pull him off. Ref - ..3 !!!!!! Winners via pinfall and next to face the XWF World Tag Team Champions ...... NATURE'S FURY !!!!!!!!! ( 13:05 minutes ) Tely - " Again, another insane and unbelievable match, and here is yet another one, with a special hell in the cell, which is been lowered right now and will hand just over the ring, filled with sharp objects ! " Sheila - " I want to see if Mentally Insane walks in here after what he just went through, he is suppose to be special guest referee ! " IRONMAN vs. A-TRAIN ( Submission Title Match ) 25 minute time limit XWF Submission Championship Title Belt The camera zooms in on the cage being lowered into the ring, which is filled with all manner of painful objects, including baseball bats and two-by-fours wrapped in silvery, razor-sharp barbed wire. The ropes have been replaced with barbed-wire, this ring appears to be the retirement home of Mick Foley Tely - " You know, the last time A-Train fought somebody in one of his specialty matches, it didn't go quite so well for his opponent Whacko, himself or the Hardkore Kid, all went to the hospital, A-Train lost the XWF World Championship title two days later to Legion, it was epic ! " The Hell in the Cell structure is being lowered, and when it halts to a stop 3 feet from touching ground, leaving a small space under it, the camera reveals Mentally Insane standing on the giant Cell, referee shirt on, his XWF Light Weight title around his waist and a jagged piece of metal in hand, not to mention barbed wire lining the bottom edge of the cell! Trent - " I don't feel so hot about this! Ironman, run while you can! " Sheila - " C'mon, Ironman, don't be a wimp, you can do this! " The lights go off and a strobe light starts up, as Ironman is going up on a elevator (ala Gangrel style but no fire). The crowd erupts into mixed cheers and boo's. Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind", Then he starts walking down to the ring, He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyro's go off ..."As if he moves will he fall"....he is.... the current XWF Submissionists' Champion, IRONMAN ! Ironman appears with a microphone in hand, extremely unhappy about what he sees, standing in the hell in the cell. Ironman - " A-Train, Mentally Insane, this doesn't appear to be a fair fight! I want this evened out... NOW!" Mentally Insane takes the mic away and proceeds to speak. Mentally Insane - " Ironman, I had no intention of interfering in the matchup in any way, but since you HAD to be a p*ssy about it, I guess fighting A-Train alone is an unfair fight, and therefore this will be a non-title matchup. Happy now, puss?" The lights cut to a deep red, and as My Time, by Jim Johnston, begins to play, the A-Train, Aaron Jennings, begins to walk down the ramp. The crowd's reaction is mixed, although it is clear that Aaron is the clear favorite in this bout. Mentally Insane - " You guys know the rules, submissions count anywhere, that's the only way to win, and in this non-title match, NOTHING is illegal!" A-Train joins Ironman in the cage and the bell rings. Ironman jumps at Aaron and locks up with him in a grapple and manages to nail a quick Ace Breaker or crusher (later called the Stone Cold Stunner), causing A-Train to fly back and land in the barbed-wire ropes. Aaron Jennings climbs out of the wire, leaving a minor cut along his forehead. He reaches out to Ironman and attempts a vertical suplex, but Ironman reverses it into another Ace Breaker as he falls in front of A-Train. Aaron sails back and lands on an unwrapped spool of barbed wire. He gets a crazy grin on his face and wraps the death strands around his torso under his shirt. He runs toward Ironman and offers the classic shoot fighters' wrestling stance. Ironman obliged, and gets a bear hug of barbedwire instead of an A-Train. He flinches from the pain, but continues to persist. Aaron dodges Ironman's attempt at a lariat and Irish whips him into the barbed wire ropes. As tough as Ironman is, he bounces off of the ropes with only minor damages and runs right into a powerslam by the literally sharp Mr. Jennings. As Ironman gets up, A-Train ditches the barbed-wire from his body and follows up with a quick elbow drop to Ironman's back. He pulls Ironman up and takes a barbedwire 2x4 to his stomach. Ironman quickly hops the ropes and begins to ascend the cage in order to get away from Aaron and all of his remedies for Ironman's affliction called being alive in the same ring as him. Aaron notices this and shoves the barbedwire 2x4 into a cage rung, and it catches on the metal. Using the leverage, he shakes it back and forth, causing Ironman to drop down and hit his back across the barbedwire ropes. That side's wire collapses under Ironman's weight, and now one end of the cage is free of wire. Ironman gets up and slams A-Train into the side, hoping to split open either the cage or Aaron's forehead. Instead, he gets a faceful of forearm and falls to a quick clothesline. Aaron Jennings picks Ironman up into the position for the A-Slam, but realizes that Ironman is too strong to be put through the move, so he adjusts the hold, runs Ironman into a side with barbedwire lining it, and turns around, Dr. Death-style, and powerslams Ironman through the clean side of the cage, knocking the wall down, as well as the two combatants. Mentally Insane gets a shocked look on his face and tosses the jagged piece of metal through the Cell to the outside so that the two men demonstrating their insanity could not get ahold of it. Apparently he did not count on Aaron's special setup of the ring, and outside of the inner cage, Aaron rolls Ironman under the Cell, below the barbed-wire linings he requested be put on. A-Train dives through too, nicking his back and tearing his shirt. In what must be the first technical hold of the night, Ironman reverses a pickup attempt by A-Train into a half nelson. Aaron spins behind Ironman, turning the hold into a full nelson. Ironman breaks free, and the bout continues. Ironman grabs the metal object and swings it toward A-Train's face, but Aaron ducked and countered with a sweepkick, knocking Ironman to his back. A-Train locks on the figure-four leg lock, and Mentally Insane dives to Ironman's side. A-Train - "Do you quit?" Through gritted teeth, Ironman growls. Ironman - " ....NEVER .........!"( and powers out of the hold.) He grabs A-Train's leg and leans heavily on his knee while bending it, causing Aaron to scowl in pain. A-Train pulls his leg back and kicks it forward, sending Ironman flying into the Cell, right on the barbed-wire lining at the bottom. Ironman gets up to his feet, a little winded, and definitely bleeding a bit, and walks over to Aaron Jennings, and attempts his Iron Driver finisher. It is reversed into a backbody drop, and Aaron drags Ironman over to the Spanish Announcers' table. He puts him up to the top of the table and attempts an A-Slam. Ironman flips out of the hold and lands on the floor. Speaking of floors, when A-Train stepped off of the table, Ironman floored him with a lariat. Ironman lays Aaron flat out onto the table, climbs to the top of the cell, signals to the crowd, then flips off Aaron Jennings. The crowd begins to erupt in mixed cheers and profanities towards Ironman, who hits a perfect driving elbow slam, sending A-Train through the table. He makes the cover. Mentally Insane: "1, 2, wait a sec, you have to make him SUBMIT! P*ssy..." Ironman picks A-Train off of the tables remains and uses the metal table leg to get pressure across his neck. Aaron grabs the bar with both hands and uses brute strength to send Ironman through the air. When Ironman lands, his tag team partner, Diehard, rushes the ring area and they double-team Aaron for a while. Mentally Insane - " You two fruit-booties stop manhandling Aaron! I know there are no DQ's, but c'mon, I thought you wanted it fair, Ironman. You are a true p*ssy." Mentally Insane runs to help but gets tossed in the deadly cage. Aaron fights against the two men and manages to smack their skulls together, with an eerie thunk that resonated throughout the arena. Diehard was unconscious, so A-Train carried him over to the cage and gave him to the recovering Mentally Insane to play with. Ironman taps Aaron on the shoulder, fist at ready, but A-Train was waiting for it and he ducks it and jacks Ironman's jaw with a solid European uppercut. He picks up the 12x15 section of cage that was knocked off of the side and rams the huge thing into Ironman's gut, then into his ribs. The camera reveals Mentally Insane taking Diehard to school inside of the cage with a steel folding chair, and Ironman takes advantage of A-Train with a solid DDT onto the cage wall surface, then his Iron Driver (2xUnderhook pile driver), but A-Train is almost to his feet, Ironman starts to pummel him . Aaron gets back up and A-Slams Ironman into the cage's rough exterior. He scales the Cell to the top, holds his hands up for approval, and gets it, so he lowers his head and practically drifts down through the air and nails Ironman with a perfect senton bomb across his ribs. Aaron pops back to his feet and tries to lure Ironman into the submissionists' shoot stance. Ironman gets up and obliges, and he gets Aaron in a tight and effective full nelson. Aaron cracks him in the ribs with a pair of elbow smashes, and spins behind him, locking on a chicken-wing. Mentally Insane - " Ironman, do you quit ? " Ironman manages to say .... Ironman - " ... NEVER .... ASSHOLES !!!! "(so A-Train locks an arm securely beneath his chin, in the crossface position.) Mentally Insane checks to make sure it's not a chokehold, and it's not, so he again asks Ironman ..... Mentally Insane - " Do you quit ? " Ironman shakes his head no while unintelligibly grunting. Aaron falls back to the ground and wraps his legs around Ironman's sore ribs, putting immense pressure on them, while retaining the cross-face chickenwing. Mentally Insane leans in to check in Ironman quits, but before he can ask him, Ironman is shouting .... Ironman - " I quit ! " ( in vain, trying to get A-Train to break the hold) As soon as he finds he has made him submit, A-Train lets the hold go and helps Ironman to his feet. Tyler - " The winner of this non-title match, as a result of submission ... A-TRAIN !!!!!!! " ( 16:51 minutes ) Aaron reaches out to shake Ironman's hand, but Ironman reaches in, takes hold and then slams A-Train with his T-Bone Suplex,then before Mentally Insane can even open his mouth, Diehard is back in the ring and he grabs Mentally Insane, as Ironman runs in to complete The Destroyer ( Dudley Death Drop,3D), the two some what satisfied exit the ring. Tely - " Damn, I'm glad this is almost over, I need to go see a doctor, my heart must have burst by now ! " Trent - " Your not kidding, this night may even top, XM2000 ! " Sheila - " We, here we are, last match, and if the Zen Elite cannot defeat, the Hardkore Menaces and become the XWF World Champions, then their out of the Dark Elite stable and there careers are over as they have been carried by The Dark Elite for months now ! " Trent - " And with what, Damona did to Maxx about an hour ago, been fired is a good thing, since murder seems to be OK around here ! " HARDKORE MENACES vs. THE ZEN ELITE ( Tag Team Title Match ) 25 minute time limit XWF World Tag Team Championship Title Belt Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is a standard XWF tag team title match, with a 25 minute, time limit ! " " The Zen Theme " begins to play as the fans start to boo, T-Ray and Rakshaw walks to the ring, and over the top rope, as they await, the world tag team champions. " Crazy Train " starts to play and the fans are on their feet as Hardkore Kid and Nimrod hit the arena, they each carry on of their XWF World Tag Team Championship title belts, as they sprint to the ring, and drop their belts just before sliding into the ring. *** The Bell Rings *** Right off Nimrod and HKK fire fist shots at the Zen Elite, then Nimrod clotheslines T-Ray out of the ring, over the top rope, to the floor, at the same time, Hardkore Kid tosses Rakshaw into the ropes, and then the Hardkore Menaces hit him with a double clothesline, as HKK takes the corner and Nimrod legally starts the match. Nimrod picks up Rakshaw and slams him to the mat with a strong 2 handed choke slam, then a leg drop and cover, but before the count starts, T-Ray is in the ring and stomps on him to break the cover, right then HKK enters the ring and nails T-Ray with a Kore Kick (Drop Kick), and this sends T-Ray through the ropes and to the floor, outside the ring. In the ring, Nimrod picks Rakshaw back up and lands a tombstone pile driver, then tags in Hardkore Kid legally, Rakshaw is actually back up after the tombstone, and takes a HKK spinning heel kick, this staggers the big man, as Hardkore Kid nails a flying clothesline, but still Rakshaw stands, as he hammers HKK with a head butt, then high angle face buster, as Rakshaw then tags in T-Ray. The Zen Elite are ready to double team HKK, when Nimrod storms the ring and takes them both down with a double arm clothesline, then he goes to the top rope and nails Rakshaw with a top rope clothesline, as Hardkore Kid delivers a lying lariot to T-Ray, that takes him down. Hardkore Kid and Nimrod make the referee happy by making a legal tag, as Nimrod is now in, but Hardkore Kid sticks around, as the two nail T-Ray with The Menacer (HKK climbs the top rope, Nimrod picks the opponent up in a chokeslam and nails it, then HKK lands A senton bomb on them) and Nimrod makes the cover and leg hook. referee - " 1...2." T-Ray is on the ring apron as Hardkore Kid Kore Kick's him to the floor again. referee - " ..3..." *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winners via pin fall and still your XWF Tag Team Champions of the world ... ... HARDKORE KID and NIMROD .... THE HARDKORE MENACES !!!!!!!! " ( 7:33 minutes ) After the match, as the Hardkore Menaces celebrated, the Zen Elite walked up the entrance ramp and as they approached the top, " The Dark Elite " theme starts to play, both Rakshaw and T-Ray start to freak out, as Damona and Ahala enter the arena, right in front of them, Super Star then walks in behind Over Fiend in his wheelchair, Damona has the Ring of Frost on her finger. Damona - " Rakshaw .... T-Ray .... you have failed the Dark Elite for the last and final time ..." Damona holds up her hand, as the Ring of Frost begins to glow, Damona's white eye's seem to glow with power as well, the Zen Elite seem to levitate over to Damona and Ahala, they have fear in their eye's, for the first time ever ! Damona - " .. I do this for the ONE as you served him poorly in life, may you make up for it .... IN HELL !!!!!! " Damona reaches forwards into T-Ray's chest, not harming the flesh as she goes into his chest cavity, and pulls out his still beating heart, T-Ray drops to his knee's, Rakshaw realizes he is free of the Ring of Frost's hold, and before he can move, Ahala the XWF Extreme Champion, gets behind him and wraps her arms around his head, then with a quick twist, she snaps his neck, he too then falls to his knee's, only been held up by his hair, cuffed in Ahala's hand. Damona, then laughs as she looks down on the Zen Elite, and holds up T-Ray's heart, as it then burst's into flames, the fans shriek as the heart spits fire and T-Ray looses his life, he falls face forwards on the ramp, Ahala then lets Rakshaw drop dead too ! As if that was not enough, with Hardkore Kid and Nimrod still in the ring, in awww, as they watch, and Super Star and Over Fiend even have their mouths hanging open, Damona says this .... Damona - " Super Freaks, once we have finished with are immediate business, your are next in line, as for Sunday, Maxx Fitzgerald, you best watch your back as we will be there, looking for you, and that goes for the rest of XWF, if you are not loyal to the One, then you are fodder for his demons !!!!! " Ahala - " Cry Havok and let loose the dogs of war, Jackal, Sunday night, I will break your neck in the middle of the ring and crush your feeble animal spirit's ....... but before all this, we have two more let downs to deal with .... Ahala and Damona, then turn their heads to Super Star and Over Fiend, who are now in a total state of panic, as the women creep in on them, they all disappear behind the curtains and ...... NOW THE STAGE IS SET... .....Join us in two days for XWF's 1st BI-Annual Awards show !!!!!!!!! Exclusive Footage After the card, Maxx Fitzgerald was in the medical ward, his finger was gone, he had a bunch of gauze wrapped around his hand, stained in blood, he also had half a dozen security guards around him and was asking for more, telling them .... Maxx - " No, this is not enough, I need dozens more, and there only decoy's, also have my airplane take off, don't tell the pilot anything, and have my limo pull up to the secret exit, then I want .... " ( and so on ! ) Also, much later, Debra was found in the janitor's broom closet, she said that Ahala had knocked her out, on her way to Maxx's office and then she woke up in the closet, gagged and tied to the chair, she was found sitting in.