results 5/12/2000 Friday Night Fury filmed live from "XWF Battle Dome" click here to return to the XWF Main Page OPPONENTS TYPE OF MATCH TITLE STIPULATIONS Super Fiend vs. Avalanche Standard Match none none Diehard vs. Extreme Machine Standard Match none none Kamikaze vs. Legionnaire Standard Title Match HC none BlackJack vs. Raging Bull & Mega Handicap Match none Non Title Death with Stipulations Jake King vs. Psycho Standard Match none Fight to get XTV back on the air ! A-Train vs. Nimrod Hard-core Match none none The Jackal vs. Timmy Special Tennis Ball Stipulations to win McReady Gag Match none before pinfall. Hardkore Kid vs. Kamikaze Standard Title Match LW none A-Train vs. Crazy Instant title match, Noodle Boy Submissionist Match HCC also hard-core rules The Red Raven vs. Bookies play with Mentally Insane Standard Match WC stipulations Ahala vs. Damona Grudge Match none none Raging Bull vs. Ironman Standard Title Match SHW none THE XWF INTRO THEME AND VIDEO STARTS TO PLAY ...... .......the crowd is going crazy as the camera pans through the audience, not a single fan is sitting down, as the music fades your ring side commentators begin the coverage. Tely - " Hello everybody and welcome back to XWF FNF, where we are hot off of WNL and the impressive bookie debut of Jon Proffit, who won over fans and employees of XWF with his fair play policy ! " Trent - " Yeah, and I got my ass kicked, but this is a different day and one I really hope turns bad for E.O.D. and mostly that big goof ball, Raging Bullshit ! " Sheila - " Hehehe, you got so whooped on Wednesday ! " Tely - " Well, tonight is more like a PPV with 12 matches, most will have lasting effect for days to come in XWF !" Trent -" Several titles are on the line, and so is XTV, and maybe the enter structure of T.D.E., as Ahala and Damona will clash tonight in a match, against one another, so much for women been the great peace makers of mankind, aye ?!" Sheila - " Hell, at least they will give it 150%, Unlike you did on WNL ! " Tely - " OK, OK, before we get to far ahead of ourselves here, lets get to some ring action ! " SUPER FIEND vs. AVALANCHE ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is a standard non title match, with a 15 minute, time limit ! " Piece by piece, Slayer plays and The Crowd is giving a mixture of cheers and boos for the Dark Elite's enforcer, Super Fiend. As he makes his way to the ring fans can be seen in the background pulling finger signs and saying "Up yours SF!". Super Fiend gets in the ring and waits for Avalanche, His Opponent. Rock and Roll, Led Zeppelin hits the arena and the crowd gives a very half-hearted cheer for Avalanche. Who stops at the top of the ramp and appears to be shocked by the immense size of his opponent.Nevertheless he continues towards the ring warily. Super Fiend is tired of waiting and quickly jumps out of the ring and opens up with fists to the face of Avalanche. After a number of hard hits, Avalanche is dazed, Superfiend grabs the stunned Avalanche and man-handles him into the ring. *The Bell Rings* SuperFiend continues the punishment to Avalanche's face and Avalanche goes down. SuperFiend picks him up and hits him with a Gutwrench Suplex. Avalanche gets up slowly and then summons energy to bounce of the ropes in a hope of knocking the monster down. All he manages to do is get caught in a Fisherman's Suplex Pin. Referee: 1....2... Avalanche gets his shoulder up just in time. Groggily he stands and somehow manages to hit Super Fiend with a DDT and Missile Drop-kick. This only manages to annoy the Behemoth and as a result, Super Fiend whips him to the turnbuckle. Super Fiend climbs to the 2nd rope and starts going to work on Avalanche's head with a number of hard right hands. He then hits Avalanche with a hard Pump Handle Slam and Avalanche is out cold. Instead of going for the cover Super Fiend picks up the Dazed Avalanche and props him on the top rope. Super Fiend climbs to the top rope as well, and in a surprising show of agility, He sets Avalanche up for a Top Rope "Fallen Star" (Powerbomb). He connects and Avalanche is NOT MOVING. Still SuperFiend refuses to pin him...and grabs Avalanche violently by the head and launches him against the ropes....as Avalanche comes running back, Super Fiend grabs him in "The Force of One" (Running Powerbomb). And finally goes for the pin, and seeing as Avalanche is Out Cold, he does not kick out. Referee: 1....2....3 *The Bell Rings* (Time: 2:39) However SuperFiend is not finished yet and Damona, Raven, make their way ringside.....They set up the, now familiar, table and Avalanche gets driven straight through it with yet another VERY Powerful "Fallen Star" (Powerbomb) and back up, and into a back breaker, you can hear a SNAP, and Super Fiend, the evil automaton that it is, doesn't let Avalanche fall to the mat, but instead, has him in the bow & arrow lock, over his knee. With Avalanche now "adequately" dealt with, The Dark Elite leave the arena to a mixture of Boo's and Loud Cheers. After many minutes Avalanche finally stirs and, crawls to the ropes, he slithers across the ring, soon EMT's are finally allowed by TDE to take Avalanche to the hospital, which is miles away as it is. Tely - " Dammit, how many more must be broken, before this Super Fiend is stopped ! " Trent - " Murder Machine is more like it, as he is taking out the trash, left and right in XWF these last two weeks ! " Sheila - " T.D.E. seems stronger now, then one might think, I sense some type of plan in works here tonight ! " Tely - " Let's see if E.O.D. member Extreme Machine, can pick up his first win here in XWF, after his less then successful attempt to bring down the SoF ! " DIEHARD "THE HUNTER" vs. "EXTREME MACHINE" MICHAEL RICHARDSON ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is a standard non title match, with a 15 minute, time limit ! " Diehard "The Hunter" starts playing as Diehard walks to the ring very calmly.. Diehard the Hunter enters the ring then when the main part of the song starts.. Diehard lifts his hands and the lights go on. He awaits, The Extreme Machine. Spawn Again, Silverchair starts playing and The Extreme Machine determinedly makes his way to the ring.The Crowd is giving a fair pop for these two competitors. *The Bell Rings* The two stare each other down for only a short amount of time before locking it up. DieHard gets the upper hand early and whips The Extreme Machine to the ropes, as Extreme Machine comes running back towards DieHard he gets hit with a Belly to Belly Suplex and Pin. Referee: 1.... Michael Richardson kicks out with authority, The two are up once more and once again Die Hard manages to get on the offense, hitting The Extreme Machine with a Belly to back suplex and quickly tries to follow it up with an Aztecan Suplex but he receives an elbow to the ribs and a Russian Leg Sweep Reversal from Michael Richardson. The Extreme Machine goes for the pin Referee:1...2. DieHard gets an elbow up and springs to his feet. A slugfest ensues and viscous rights are exchanged by both men. Extreme Machine brings the fist fight to a halt with a Swinging Neck breaker on DieHard, He goes down, He gets up and Extreme Machine sets up for a DDT, But it is reversed by DieHard into a Tamikaze DDT, it is now Extreme Machine's turn to go down.He slowly gets to his feet only to be met with a Fisherman's Suplex and pin. Referee: 1...2 The Extreme Machine regains a standing position and SOMEHOW delivers a PileDriver to Die Hard. He goes down. Yet Again, DieHard struggles to his feet and subsequently gets whipped to the ropes, the Extreme Machine follows the whip up with a Running Clothesline and DieHard once again hits the deck. With this, Extreme Machine has managed to slow the tempo down. DieHard gets up relatively slowly,yet by some miracle he manages to dig deep and successfully hit The Extreme Machine with an Explored Suplex and then follows it up with his patented Vertical Suplex....Extreme Machine is out. But before Die Hard can make the pin, The Elements of Destruction theme music is blasted out across the arena...DieHard looks toward the ramp where the elements of destruction are standing as a unit. Stunned, He shakes his head angrily. He feels a tap on his shoulder and turns around, only to be met with The Extreme Machine's "Extreme Drop" (Bubba Ray Dudley Drop). DieHard is gone. Extreme Machine makes the cover. Referee: 1....2....3..... *The Bell Rings* (Time: 6:18) Tyler - " Winner via Pinfall .............. THE EXTREME MACHINE ! " After the match Extreme Machine and the E.O.D leave the arena together and all DieHard can do is stare at them angrily from the middle of the ring. His expression is contorted in rage as he, too, leaves the arena. Tely - " Fair match up, and Extreme Machine take home the win ! " Trent - " About time, I mean, did he suck or what ! " Sheila - " Well, he may have not won his first 3 matches, but when you look at his opponents, it's not a upset !" Tely - " This next match is one for the books, perhaps the two most honor bound men in XWF, fighting for the same goals, now pitted against each other, all over a belt of gold ! " The scene quickly goes behind stage as Richard Head is standing near the curtains, he holds it open as Kamikaze is ready to enter, Kamikaze is about 20 feet away, when somebody up on the rafter about Richard, dumps a 5 gallon bucket of what looks to be dog crap all over, Richard's - HEAD! Kamikaze can be seen laughing a bit under his mask as he walks by, trying not to step in the dog crap, Richard Head, is just standing there, his suit, and face, are a dark brown color ! KAMIKAZE vs. LEGIONNAIRE ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit XWF Hotline Championship Title belt Jager Monsta, starts playing as the The Legionnaire, comes out from behind the curtain ,and makes his way down the ramp, he is much more together, however still all in white he leaps up on the ring apron. and then into the ring. TYLER - now in the ring, standing at 6'2" and weighing 295 lbs.........The LEGIONNAIRE !!!!!!!! Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyros. Dangerzone starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters and bows. TYLER - now in the ring, standing at 5'8 and weighing 170 lbs. He is ...... the XWF Hotline Champion ...........KAMIKAZE!! TYLER - this match is for the Hotline title **********THE BELL RINGS********** As the match starts, Legionnaire and Kamikaze tie up,Legionnaire overpowers Kamikaze and comes out with an armlock then goes into a wrist lock,Legionnaire uses power to hold Kamikaze down,Legionnaire pulls Kamikaze to him and wraps his arms around Kamikaze's waist and goes for a German suplex,but Kamikaze counters with a black flip,and lands on his feet,and hits the ropes, as Legionnaire gets up he sees Kamikaze,and drops to the mat,as Kamikaze leaps over him,and goes to the other rope,Legionnaire jumps up to his feet, but his cape lands over his head ,and he cant see. Kamikaze lands a drop-kick,sending,Legionnaire to the mat,Kamikaze grabs legionnaire by the mask,and lifts him up to his feet,and sends him into the ropes,as Legionnaire comes back from the ropes,Kamikaze lands a spinning heel kick,sending Legionnaire back to the mat,Kamikaze hits the ropes and lands a running frogsplash, and goes for the pin. REF 1 2 Legionnaire kicks out,Kamikaze lifts Legionnaire back up and hits the ropes, Kamikaze goes for a flying body press, but Legionnaire catches Kamikaze and drives him to the mat with a powerslam,Kamikaze is devastated, as Kamikaze gets up , Legionnaire rushes over and lands a spinning neck breaker,as Kamikaze sluggishly gets up, Legionnaire hits the ropes and lands a bulldog.sending Kamikaze crashing to the mat,Legionnaire,gets up to his feet,and raises his arms,and goes to the top rope,and prepares for Kamikaze to get up so he can land a pump kick,but Legionnaire had both his ankles broken weeks ago, and even though he is synthetic, the new replacement joints, have not fully melded with the other unit's making his joints, they give way and Legionnaire falls down to the mat. Kamikaze gets up he sees Legionnaire struggling to get up in the corner, and Kamikaze runs and lands a splash in the corner ,then Kamikaze gets to the middle rope and grabs Legionnaire by the mask and spins him around and lands a tornado DDT from the middle turnbuckle,as Legionnaire slowly gets up ,Kamikaze goes back to the middle turn buckle,and as Legionnaire turns around Kamikaze leaps off and connects with a flying neck breaker,sending Legionnaire to the mat,as Kamikaze goes for the cover. REF 1.... 2.... 3 TYLER - " and the winner and still ...... Hotline Champion ...... KAMIKAZE " TIME 9:34 Tely - " Well, back in the days, it would have been Legionnaire's fumbling in the past, but his ankles could not go the full time with out properly healing, or what ever it would do ?!" Trent - " Skill baby, if Legionnaire ever faces Legion, one on one, Legionnaire is toasted, nicely .... toasted !! " Sheila - " This next match should be quick ! " BLACKJACK vs. MEGA DEATH & RAGING BULL ( Handicap Match ) 10 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is a non title handicap match, with a 10 minute, time limit ! " " War of the Saints " begins to play and the fans start to cheer, as Mega Death and XWF Super Heavy Weight champion, Raging Bull make way to the ring, accompanied by Christina, once they enter the ring, talk of making this an XWF Extreme title match begins, when ...... " Sexy Boy " begins to play and the five card stud is seen making his way to the ring, he carries the EC title over his shoulder and calmly walks to the ring. Raging Bull and Mega Death are still talking about getting BlackJack to put his title on the line, as the champ enters the ring, he tosses his belt in the corner and before the bell rings, he charges at Raging Bull ready to nail him with a clothesline. Raging Bull turns and charges BlackJack, nailing his clothesline first, BlackJack's feet go way in the air, as he flips around Raging Bulls arm, and then lands flat on the mat, back first, he just lays there motionless. *** The Bell Rings *** Mega Death and Raging Bull stand over BlackJack, wondering what the trick is, Raging Bull nudges BlackJack with his foot, and BlackJack is still motionless, as the two are talking about what kinda scam this is. BlackJack lifts his head up, and shakes it, then he pretends to be knocked out again, Raging Bull turns his attention back and slowly, makes the pin with just one hand, while Mega Death is ready to stomp BlackJack, once his trick starts to show it's roots. referee - " 1.....2......3 " *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winners of this handicap match, via pinfall ......... RAGING BULL and MEGA DEATH !!!!! " ( 2:04 minutes ) After the match, BlackJack sits right up, Raging Bull and Mega Death stand ready ...... as ......BlackJack holds out his hand .... the two E.O.D. members are a bit shocked, as BlackJack grabs each of their hands and gives a quick shake and a " Thank You ", BlackJack, then grabs his EC title and stoles out of the arena, to cheers from fans, why is BlackJack so happy, one might ask, as he has to bake the two witches of X-Treme some pies ! Tely - " Interesting, looks like BlackJack, want to do some cooking ! " Sheila - " We'll see more of him throughout the card, as he'll be back in the kitchen, where men belong ! " Trent - " Next, the future of XTV is at stake, and taking Mentally Insane's place, so he can be 100% for Raven, later tonight is Psycho ! " JAKE KING vs. PSYCHO ( Standard Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is a standard non title match, with a 15 minute, time limit ! " " Twist " by Korn begins to play, as Psycho hits the arena to cheers from fans, he is accompanied by Mentally Insane and C.C., as the trio make way to the ring and enter. As the future of XTV rests in Psycho's hands, having been Mentally Insane's match to begins with, but due to him facing The Red Raven tonight for an unlikely WC title match, it was decided that Psycho handle Jake King, as " Take You Down" starts to play, and the fans issue a mega boo for Jake King who enters the arena, and heads to the ring. Once Jake slides into the ring, Psycho begins to stomp on him, Mentally Insane and C.C., exit the ring at that time. *** The Bell Rings *** Psycho is on fire, tossing Jake into the ropes, and nailing him with a clothesline from hell, taking Jake to the mat, as he stand up, Psycho nails him with a spear, then pummels him with fists too the head, and then a series of scoop slams, but Jake finally gets some ground, and delivers a swinging DDT, ending the melee with a pin. referee - " 1...2" Psycho kicks out, and Jake lifts him into a power bomb, then a face buster, Mentally Insane is up on the ring apron, so Jake goes over to try and punch him, but MI pulls back and Jake misses, only to turn around into a clothesline from hell, flipping Jake over the top rope and outside the ring, into MI's waiting hands, and Jake is tossed into the ring stairs and is down. Mentally Insane picks Jake up and roles him back into the ring, where Psycho is already on the top turn buckle and delivers a beautiful Twister (Senton bomb) and pin combo. referee - " 1..." As the referee starts the count, The Red Raven is then seen, he darts to the ring, but before he can enter, Psycho breaks the hold, and is at the ropes, and soon Mentally Insane attacks TRR, the two are then locked in combat, meanwhile Jake King gets up and when Psycho turns back to the ring action, he gets floored with a Desert Storm (Jarrett face buster). The Red Raven simply over powers Mentally Insane, and slams him to the ring ramp with a powerslam, as he looks back to the ring, where Jake King has Psycho in his Basilisk's Stare (Reverse pimp drop), nails it and pins Psycho. referee - " 1....2....3 " *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner of this match, via pin fall ............ JAKE KING !!!!!!!! " ( 5:02 minutes ) After the match, Jake and Raven do the stare down, with no words to read from there lips, only questions as to why ?! Tely - " Crap, well, the bad guys win this one, as Jake TV is set to air, I hope he didn't get an footage of me in my dressing room ! " Sheila - " Don't be ashamed Tely about our 3 inches .... hehehe ..... girls like them that wide ! " Trent - " Hahahaha, she got you there, and then a compliment ! " Sheila - " Didn't want to be to mean, but the next match will be very mean, hard-core, Nimrod, A-Train.. need we say more ! " A-TRAIN vs. NIMROD ( Hard-core Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler-"This match is set for one fall and is a hard-core match with no time limit." "My Time" by Jim Johnston hits the arena as the crowd goes crazy for the fan favorite for this match. Tyler - " Hailing from locations unknown at this time, but currently residing in Cuero, TX, now weighing 285 pounds, the unstoppable A-Train, Aaron Jennings ! " "Super Beast" by Rob Zombie hits the arena and there are some pops and boo's as Nimrod walks to the ring with a bucket full of objects. Tyler-"Now making his way to the ring, standing at 6 feet 11 inches .... he is.... NIMROD !" A-Train starts the with a kick to the stomach then a DDT. A-Train picks up a toilet lid and nails Nimrod with it. A-Train drops the lid and does a brainbuster and follows with a gorilla press slam. Nimrod gives A-Train a low blow and A-Train is stunned and Nimrod gives him a choke slam. Nimrod makes a sign for his Reverse Pile Driver, Nimrod lifts up A-Train but he counters by punching Nimrod down. A-Train hits Nimrod with a pipe to the head and it seems to be over for Nimrod. Nimrod sits right up though and is hit back down with a baseball bat. A-Train goes for the pin. Referee-"One...Two.." Nimrod kicks out just in time and A-Train picks him up and lands a tiger driver. A-Train goes to the top ropes and goes for a senton bomb. Nimrod moves before A-Train hits him and they both rise Nimrod tries to DDT but A-Train reverses it with a DDT of his own. A-Train goes out of the ring and grabs a few tables and a some handcuffs with a key. A-Train pockets the key and handcuffs Nimrod to the turnbuckle. A-Train stacks two tables on the outside and he puts tacks on the first table. Then he spreads nails around the second table and puts a a bath tub under the bottom table. A-Train releases Nimrod with the key and the fight continues. Nimrod is furious with A-Train and runs at him with a baseball bat with a nail through it. A-Train ducks it and gives Nimrod a kick to the gut and follows with a gut-wrench powerbomb. A-Train finds a stop sign and goes to work on Nimrod. Nimrod is clueless as he is brought to the turnbuckle and is put in the A-Slam (snow plow). The both go through the tables but A-Train lands on top. Nimrod looks broken in half laying over the edge of the tub. A-Train gets up one more time and lifts Nimrod with him and does the A-Slam (snow plow) again this time through the Spanish announcers table and goes for the pin. Referee-"One...Two...Three." Tyler-"The winner as a result of one fall....... he is ........A-Train, Aaron Jennings" ( 7:04 minutes ) Tely - " A-Train wins, and if this is his initiation into the Super Freaks, then what of Nimrod and HKK ! " Trent - " All of the above are on tonight's card, this is like a PPV almost ! " Sheila - " this is the best part, the kitchen and BlackJack ! " The camera goes back stage, into the XWF mess hall, where we see, Damona & Super Fiend along with BlackJack, they soon enter the kitchen, where it is all set for BlackJack to start baken some pie. Damona - " Super Fiend ....... " As she moves her hands along his chiseled chest ! Damona - " ... If flapJack here tries to leave, before I return for the food ..... break his neck and back ! " With that Damona leaves, and Super Fiend doesn't even blink, as BlackJack takes out a few pie tins from a cabinet. BlackJack - " So SF, you like blue berries ? " Tely - " Odd, BlackJack seems to know his way around the kitchen, pretty well ! " Trent - " Just keep Super Fiend away from that pie ! " Sheila -" I'm with Ahala on this next match, one of these guys has to shut up ! " Tely - " And on of them will, as it is a tennis ball gag match, booked by the lovely Ahala herself ! " THE JACKAL vs. TIMMY MCREADY ( Tennis Ball Gag Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following match is a special non title tennis ball gag match, the loser must have the tennis ball shoved in his mouth before being pinned, with A 15 minute time limit !!! " Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash begins to play as Timmy McReady makes his way to the ring. The fans give a huge pop, but there is also a large section of the crowd booing loudly. Tyler: Now making his way to the ring, former XWF Rumble Champion, he is Timmy McReady Timmy enters the ring and parades around. Then Geek Stink Breath by Greenday begins to play. Tyler - " Standing at 6 feet 2 inches, master of the Decimator....Be Warned the JACKAL is on the Prowl !!!! " Jackal hits the arena and the fans go wild. they begining to chant, "Cayden Cayden Cayden" Jackal waves to the crowd but seems focused on Timmy. He slides under the bottom rope into the ring and ***The Bell Rings*** Above the ring, a box of tennis balls dumps over the ring. There are at least 50 balls falling over the ref and the two fighters, they drop down all around the ring and start bouncing everywhere. Both Jackal and Timmy each grab for a ball then head for each other. Jackal starts it off with a powerful left handed uppercut which knocks Timmy off his feet. Jackal pounces on him and attempts to shove the ball in Timmy's mouth but Timmy is able to kick out from under the Jackal and both men are their feet, each having dropped their tennis balls. The men lock up in the center of the ring and Timmy seems to be dropping to his knee's but instead kicks Jackal in the stomach. Jackal backs up and comes off the ropes and clotheslines McReady. McReady is quickly to his feet and counters with drop kick. Jackal is down and Timmy goes for one of the tennis balls but Jackal is back up before he can get to him. Timmy throws the tennis ball at The Jackal, then spears him. Timmy bounces off the rope and lands an elbow drop to Jackals right arm. Timmy picks the Jackal up into a body slam then again nails an off the ropes elbow drop to the Jackals right arm. Timmy grabs a ball and and tries to shove it in Jackals mouth, but the Jackal head butts Timmy and Timmy is off Jackal. Both are to their feet again and begin to exchange blows in the center of the ring. Jackal quickly gets the upper hand and executes a swinging neck breaker. hr then picks Timmy up into a pile driver. Jackal goes off the ropes and drops a throat chop to the throat. He grabs a tennis ball and jumps on Timmy and shoves it into his mouth. Jackal goes for the cover, but suddenly Ahala is seen running into the ring. The ref counts: one two Ahala breaks the count with a stomp to the head and then yells at both Timmy and Jackal Ahala: This match isn't going to be over that quickly. I want to see someone get HURT! Ahala exits the ring but walks around ring side to keep an eye on things. The Jackal looks like he's ready to explode, but is able to keep his focus on Timmy. Timmy has spit the tennis ball out of his mouth and is back to his feet. Jackal attacks Timmy with a flurry of hard punches to the face then sends him off the ropes. Jackal attempts to clothesline Timmy but Timmy ducks and is off the rope again into a cross body splash then picks him up into a rocker dropper. Timmy grabs a tennis ball and jumps on Jackal. He nails a heart punch then shoves the ball in Jackals mouth. Timmy goes for the cover. The ref counts: One Two Jackal kicks out. Ahala was ready to break the count, but backs away as Jackal takes the tennis ball out of his mouth and throws it at her. Both Timmy and Jackal are to their feet. Jackal does a Russian leg sweep and then an off the ropes elbow to Timmy's chest. He picks Timmy up into a vertical suplex. Jackal picks Timmy up again and executes a brainbuster. He goes for a tennis ball and and drops an off the ropes elbow on Timmy. Glacier is seen making his way to the ring as Jackal shoves the tennis ball into Timmy's mouth. The Jackal goes for the count and Ahala begins to enter the ring. The ref counts: One Glacier grabs Ahala and keeps her from entering the ring The ref counts: Two Ahala looks at Glacier with pure hatred, then heads out of the Arena The ref counts: Three ***The bell rings*** Tyler: Winner via pinning his opponent after gagging him with a tennis ball ............ THE JACKAL ! " ( 8:01 minutes ) After the match, a man from the crowd reaches out to shake the Jackal's hand, he is William Shoemoker, alleged half brother to Maxx Fitzgerald ! Tely - " Will Shoemoker, knows who his allies in XWF might be as he reaches out to The Jackal ! " Sheila - " And who better then The Jackal, aye ! " Trent - " Moving right along, this match has some high octane fueling it and should be a great match up, no matter who wins or retains the title ! " HARDKORE KID vs. KAMIKAZE ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit XWF Light Weight Championship Title Belt Explosion with flash effects and pyros. Dangerzone starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters and bows. TYLER - now in the ring, standing at 5'8 and weighing 170 lbs. from Japan is the mysterious and honorable KAMIKAZE! Nookie starts playing through the PA System as the Hardkore Kid makes his way from behind the curtain. As he makes his way down to the ring, stops to shake hands with the fans, then climbs into the ring. TYLER - now in the ring, standing at 5'9 and weighing 170 lbs. He is the light Heavyweight Champion..THE HARDKORE KID !!!!!!!!!!! TYLER - this match is for the Light Heavyweight Title **********THE BELL RINGS********** As the match begins the two walk to the center of the ring and shake hands. They tie up. Hardkore Kid comes out with an armbar but Kamikaze counters with a series of flips and rolls and turns it into a hip toss. As Hardkore Kid gets up, Kamikaze hits the ropes and as Kamikaze comes back at Hardkore Kid, Hardkore Kid goes for a flying body press but Kamikaze stops him with a drop kick sending Hardkore Kid to the mat. Kamikaze goes back to the ropes and goes for a running frog splash but Hardkore Kid gets his knees up causing Kamikaze to double over in stomach pain. Hardkore Kid gets up and drops an elbow drop onto the back of Kamikaze's neck and then he applies a reverse arm bar. Kamikaze starts working his way to the ropes, he gets his foot on the rope, and the Hardkore Kid breaks the hold and steps back, waiting for Kamikaze. As Kamikaze gets up, he goes for a rolling clothesline only to catch a double foot drop kick to the face causing Kamikaze to roll out of the ring. As Kamikaze gets up, Hardkore Kid comes flying over the top rope with a flying body press. Leveling Kamikaze as Hardkore Kid climbs to the top rope and attempts a KORE-ANIUM(diving headbutt) but Kamikaze rolls out of the way causing Hardkore Kid to go face first into the mat. Kamikaze then goes to the top rope and as Hardkore Kid gets up, Kamikaze connects with a missile drop kick sending Hardkore Kid through the ropes and to the floor. Kamikaze goes back to the top rope and goes for a BOMBS-AWAY (frogsplash) but Hardkore Kid rolls out of the way sending Kamikaze to the floor. As Hardkore Kid gets up, he climbs to the ring apron and leaps off in an Asian moonsault landing on top of Kamikaze. Hardkore Kid grabs Kamikaze by the mask and rolls him into the ring. Hardkore Kid goes for the pin. REF 1.....2.... Kamikaze kicks out. Hardkore Kid lifts Kamikaze to his feet and goes for a clothesline. Kamikaze ducks and goes for a kick to the stomach. Hardkore Kid catches his boot as Kamikaze turns it in to a Enzuguri kick causing Hardkore Kid to cut a flip. Kamikaze lifts up Hardkore Kid and sends him to the ropes and connects with a spinning heel kick dropping Hardkore Kid to the mat. Kamikaze lifts him up and goes for a running clothesline but gets caught in a hip toss. Kamikaze flips out of the hiptoss and goes for a body slam as Hardkore Kid slides backwards out of his arms and turns it into a reverse DDT, leveling Kamikaze. Hardkore Kid goes to the top rope and lands a frogsplash. Hardkore Kid goes for the pin... REF 1....2..... Kamikaze kicks out. Hardkore kid, frustrated, lifts Kamikaze up and sends Kamikaze into the ropes and connects with a knee to the stomach, while Kamikaze is doubled over, Hardkore kid hits the ropes and connects with a Bulldog. Hardkore Kid lifts Kamikaze up once again, puts his head between his knees, and raises his arms for the crowd's approval, then picks Kamikaze up for a powerbomb , landing it with major force, then making the pin. REF 1.......2................3 *** The Bell Rings *** TYLER - The winner, and Still XWF Light weight Champion ......... HARDKORE KID !!!!!!!! ( 11:41 minutes ) Tely - " Incredible match, and HKK keeps his gold, no wonder, after fighting Legionnaire, taking on the likes of Hardkore Kid is simply overwhelming ! " Trent - " Kamikaze has had so much to think about, in the last 2 weeks, his mind is not the stable unit is once was ! " Sheila - " Well, here is A-Train's second match, and this is another in the line of ...... he cannot be 100% and for CNB, you need to be 200% ! " The shot cuts to BlackJack in the kitchen. He has on a chef's hat, a "Kiss My Ass" Apron on.Super Fiend has yet to move. BlackJack - Lets see, I got the pan here. The oven is pre-heated. Stacey Simpson walks into the room. Simpson - BlackJack, how's the pie going? BlackJack - Stacey, The Five Card Stud lives up to his word and will do his duty by baking this damn pie. Damona and Ahala will think this is mmm, mmm good! A-TRAIN vs. CRAZY NOODLE BOY ( Submissionist / Hard-core Title Match ) ( 20 minute time limit ) XWF Hard-core Championship Title Belt The sound of a big juicy fart and CNB walks to the ring with a mic in his hand. Tyler-"Now making his way to, he is the strangest man in professional wrestling today ... he is .... CRAZY NOODLE BOY!" CNB-"I want to make this match for my Hard-Core Title." CNB-"So the following match will be a Hard-Core Submission match." CNB-"And a wee a waky dingy dong day you bong the long." "My Time" hits the arena for the second time this night and the fans go nuts for A-Train as he makes his way to the ring. Tyler - " Hailing from locations unknown at this time, but currently residing in Cuero, TX, now weighing 285 pounds, the unstoppable A-Train, Aaron Jennings!" A-Train looks pretty beat up from his last match but still gets the first punch in. They start exchanging chair shots and A-Train falls down. CNB picks him up and picks him up like he was a baby cradling him in his arms. CNB starts singing lullabies to him. A-Train wakes up and spits in CNB's face. CNB drops him and looks furious and yells. "All I try to do is help and this is the help I get back from the cows home." CNB hits A-Train with a lead pipe and knocks him down. A-Train keeps get back up and nailed down again and again. CNB lifts A-Train up and delivers a leg driver. A-Train stands before CNB does and when CNB stands he is taken down with a DDT. A-Train follows with a DVD and a tiger driver. A-Train hits CNB with a shovel and does his A-Slam (snow plow). A-Train gets him in a Texas cloverleaf but CNB wont give up. A-Train gets mad and releases the hold and opens CNB up with some tacks. A-Train puts him in a figure-four leg lock. In the middle of the ring, with no way to reach the ropes, and after near 3 minutes, CNB passes out from the lack of blood ! *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " The winner via knock out..and new XWF Hard-core Champion ..... .he is...A-TRAIN !!!!!!!!!!" CNB wakes up and looks like he has something to say. CNB - " I must admit, EEE OO AHH AHH, this was a bit of a set up and A-Train I want to make you an offer to join The Super Freaks." A-Train - "You know what Crazy Noodle Boy, I will join you and The Super Freaks." The crowd is shocked by A-Train joining CNB and so is CNB. They leave the ring together and CNB gives A-Train a Super Freak T-Shirt. Tely - " Wow, A-Train is the new HCC champ, and what does he get ....... membership in The Super Freaks, and a T-Shirt ! " Trent - " A-Train is a worthy Hard-core Champ, anybody who needs proof, just look at his past matches and say otherwise ! " Sheila - " Well, it's the moment of truth, as the WC title is on the line, with Ahala & Damona still at odd with one another, this match may not be in the T.D.E.'s favor, as Mentally Insane is sure to have some back up! " The shot cuts to BlackJack in the kitchen mixing the ingredients in the pie as he reaches into the fridge. BlackJack - " Gonna bake me some pie's ....... Gonna put something in it !!!!! " Stacey - " Your kinda digging this aren't you ? " BlackJack - " Hey my match is over, the rest of the card is OK, but you know, it's the XWF, what do you expect, the fans already saw the main event, now somebody gets dessert ! " THE RED RAVEN vs. MENTALLY INSANE ( Standard Title Match ) 20 minute time limit XWF World Championship Title Belt Tyler - " The following match is for one fall and is the XWF World Championship title match with a 20 minute time limit ! " " Twist " by Korn begins to play as Mentally Insane is seen walking to the ring, he is not to happy, but with Psycho and C.C. by his side, this could be his lucky day ! As the trio enter the ring and get some pops from fans, " If This is Hell " by Love Camp 7, begins to play as The Red Raven makes way to the ring, he is with Sweet Sensual, the fans boo and he enters the ring, he has no fear for the Insane Psycho's, he mocks them as he makes his rounds, then the two are ready to fight, as Psycho and C.C., exit the ring. Just then the XWF theme starts to play and the two warriors who where about to lock it up, look at the entrance ramp, and who should appear, but Richard Coupe, Jon Proffit, Squall Loden & Crippler Calhoun ! Coupe - " Raven, nobody here want to pay money and watch you walk away with a free win after beating Mentally Insane ! " Coupe - " Not to but MI down, but this is just not his type of match, but you know what is his type of match ? " Crippler - " Hehehe, that's right boy, this match is here by a Hard-core match, with no DQ and no rulez, hehehe, good luck bird boy ! " Proffit - " But still, this is an unfair match, even though MI took you up on it, sometimes these Crazy Light Weights, well .... they get a little crazy, so now it is our turn to get a little crazy ! " Loden - " So this match will also be a handicap match, whom ever pins Raven or if Raven makes the pin, then that person is the XWF World Champion ! " Coupe - " And without further ado, Mentally Insane's partner and your enemy Raven ........ " Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyros. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent and teammate ! Coupe - " Just so this is fair now...... if either of the CLW, does win this handicap match, then the other will get credited for other, rather then loss, sorry .... I can not say the same for you Raven, good luck ! " THE RED RAVEN vs. MENTALLY INSANE & KAMIKAZE ( Hard-core / Handicap Title Match ) ( 20 minute time limit ) XWF World Championship Title Belt *** The Bell Rings *** Right off Raven is nailed with a double drop kick by Mentally Insane and Kamikaze, the fans cheer so loud it hurts the ear drums, Raven flies into the ropes, but comes back with a double clothesline, taking both Light Weights down, he then mocks the bookies who still watch, Raven picks up Mentally Insane and hits him with a back breaker, and just like Super Fiend did earlier, Raven now has a bow & arrow lock on Mentally Insane, bending him over his knee. Kamikaze is up, and another drop-kick, breaking the submission hold, then Kamikaze gets in a hurricane DDT, with Raven down, Kamikaze uses the ropes and nails a guillotine leg drop and covers Raven. referee - " 1...2.." Raven kicks out, he is quick to his feet, but no good, Mentally Insane and Kamikaze both hit him with spinning heel kicks, Raven flies out of the ring, to the floor, Sweet Sensual is there to help him up, but then C.C. attacks her, it chaos as the CLW pull Raven back into the ring, he is a sitting duck for a hurricanrana by Kamikaze, and a frog splash pin by Mentally Insane. referee - " 1...2.." Raven kicks out again, the fans even cheer, outside the ring C.C. has put Sweet Sensual down with several slaps to the face, then her own little clothesline . The Red Raven is tossed into the ropes again, but he ducks the double clothesline, using the ropes, Raven returns with a cross body splash, into a pin on Mentally Insane. referee - " 1....2." Kamikaze breaks the count with a boot stomp, and the light weight have Raven into the corner, but once Raven kicks his way out, the referee is nails by the back of Kamikaze;s head, the referee goes down, Raven then nails Mentally Insane with a double arm DDT, then quickly he hits Kamikaze with his hangman DDT, then pins Kamikaze. With the referee out, Raven had the three count, but so what, Mentally Insane is up and stomps the back of Raven's head, but with the quickness, while locked up with Mentally Insane, Raven delivers his Spinning DDT (DDT position start, Raven jumps in the air, spinning opponent 180 degrees & planting the back of their head into the mat) and Mentally Insane is down, then Raven goes to Kamikaze, nails him with a quick The Raven Drop (Sitting Bulldog),and then locks in his new submission hold, The Red Cross (Reverse Figure Four/Sleeper, putting pressure on the legs, back and limiting the blood flow to the brain), the referee is still down and Kamikaze is tapping out. Just then Psycho is seen bolting by the bookies, as he slides into the ring with a steel chair, cracking it across Raven's forehead, then he slams it into Raven's stomach sideways, Psycho then hands Mentally Insane the chair and exits the ring. Mentally Insane waits for Raven to get half way up, then he nails him again, while Kamikaze wakes up the referee, Mentally Insane makes the pin, and it is already a three count, but the referee is slow and Raven kicks out. Mentally Insane and Kamikaze pick up Raven, and with Kamikaze holds him, Mentally Insane goes to the top turn buckle, for his 450 splash, but just then ...... Jake King is seen running to the ring, as he knocks Mentally Insane off balance, and MI falls to the hard concrete floor, in the ring, Raven uses the ball of his foot to nail a low blow on Kamikaze with a reverse kick, then Raven turns around and nails his The Raven Drop (Sitting Bulldog) a second time. With the referee up now, Raven makes the pin, Psycho enters the ring, but gets nailed by a clothesline from hell, thanks to Jake King. referee - " 1..." Just then Jackal and Glacier are seen running to the ring. referee - " ..2.." Glacier & Jackal slide into the ring, Jackal stomps Raven breaking the count, while Glacier hits Jake King with a 2x underhook body slam, Raven and Jackal lock it up, Mentally Insane is back in the ring, he and Glacier double suplex Jake King, who bounces out of the ring. It's total chaos, even the bookies are a bit worried, this was not the plan, but non the less it goes on, Raven and Jackal are so evenly matched, that only Kamikaze's Air Strike (Spinning round house kick off the top rope) was able to break it up, sending Raven to the corner, where Glacier nailed him with a corner splash, the champ falls to the mat, face first. Back stage in the kitchen, BlackJack is mixing the pies, smoking a cigar and watching the WC title match on the TV, he then turns to Super Fiend ! BlackJack - " Hey, your boss looks to be in allot of trouble out there, seems Damona & Ahala are to concerned to help him out, he's fucked !" BlackJack - " You best go help him, I'd hate to see the bird loose the belt, to somebody like Mentally Insane or Kamikaze !" With that. the mindless yet, obedient Super Fiend leaves BlackJack by himself, so he can go aid his master ! Right then BlackJack grabs Tabasco sauce, some X-lay, a few crumbs from the oven, a handful of no-doze. BlackJack - " Hmm, I think Ahala would like a few cigar ashes... " BlackJack taps the side of the pan with the cigar as ashes fall into the mix. He shouts over his shoulder . BlackJack - " Hey Stacey ! Where's the vinegar ! " As Stacey is looking in some cabinets ... BlackJack - " I think I need to add a couple stalks of broccoli, some soy sauce, and a hairball my cat threw up this morning. And I think I have the secret ingredient ready! Stacey - " Secret Ingredient ?? " ( with her back turned ) Back to ring action ...... Meanwhile in the ring The Red Raven is lost, he is pinned by Kamikaze as Jackal, Glacier exit the ring, keeping Jake King out, Psycho and Mentally Insane are in the ring, helping the referee make the count along with the fans. referee - " 1......" Just then Super Fiend busts into the arena, and with one swoop, he levels all the bookies, as he runs by them (all but Crippler, who was to low, while sitting in his wheel chair, to take the clothesline. referee - " ..2......" Super Fiend blows past Jackal, knocking him down as well, Glacier is busy with Jake King, at that point Raven actually kicks out. Super Fiend is on the ring apron, he takes full drop-kicks to his face from the Insane Psycho's but he is unfazed, and grabs Psycho by the head, and lands a head butt, so vicious is it, that Psycho falls out of the ring, from the right side of Super Fiend, and poor Mentally Insane is grabbed with one hand, by SF, and lifted over the top rope, and slammed to the floor. In the ring, Kamikaze has Raven in a Sleeper, but Raven kicks his leg straight up and over his own head, nailing Kamikaze in between the eyes, breaking the hold, Glacier finishes off Jake King and then grabs Super Fiend, big mistake, as the giant one leaps off the ring apron and nails Glacier with a elbow to the top of the head (Glacier already had a severe concussion), then Super Fiend grabs Glaciers left arm, and in a horrible crackle,snap, Glacier has his arm broken at the elbow, Jackal leaps on Super Fiend, piggy back style, but only gets slammed into the ring post and is down! Kamikaze is holding his own against Raven, until Super Fiend re-enters the ring, and picks Kamikaze up into a gorilla press slam, making a great moment for The Red Raven to make the pin and keep the belt. referee - " 1....." Outside the ring, William Shoemoker, who was in the fan stands, leaps over the guard rail, and helps Mentally Insane to his feet, then he hands MI a stun gun. referee - " ..2..." Mentally Insane leaps into he ring, runs up behind Super Fiend, goes past him and dives at Raven, with the stun gun, shocking him to all hell and breaking the count. William Shoemoker has Psycho help him, as the two reach into the ring, and grab an ankle of Super Fiends, Jackal joins in and the three, pull Super Fiend off his feet, and then out of the ring, only to all get knocked down with a mighty forearm smash from the monster fiend ! In the ring, Kamikaze is down, he is not moving, Mentally Insane looks around the arena, he cannot believe the carnage, as he is the last man standing, he makes the leg hook and pin on the convulsing Raven. referee - " 1...2....3 " *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Winner and new XWF Champion of the WORLD !!!!!!!!! MENTALLY INSANE !!!!!!!! " ( 12:41 minutes ) After the match, Kamikaze is just getting up, Raven is toasted literally, Super Fiend is about to rip the head off of each person outside the ring, that when the bookers make the signal ..... Raging Bull, Extreme Machine, Mega Death, ICE, A-Train, Deanna Wright, Hardkore Kid, Nimrod and even the Soldiers of Fortune who all had the night off, funnel out of the entrance and into the arena, but even all of them are barely able to hold off Super Fiend, he flails and bashes several to the ground, before they dog pile on him, and it is over. Tely - " Holy crap ........ move over Cyric and Legion, here is the new biggest upset in XWF history ! " Trent - " What the fuck, Mentally Insane is the XWF World Champion, what the fuck ! " Sheila - " Whhhhhhohhhhhhhhhh WHOooooooooooo baby, the Dark Elite are on the last days, even if Jake King was to join them, this is it, it's all over ! " Trent - " The arena is still full of wrestlers, Super Fiend is barely under control, Glacier is back, only to be re-injured, worse then before, and Raven is still convulsing in the ring, we need to take a break, be right back folks ! " COMMERCIAL BREAK Two horns appear on the screen with the date May 14th written at the bottom. A voice over starts in a deep voice ... Voice - " England, listen up. " Voice - " On May 14th the Raging Bull returns to his home town for one day and one day only. He will wrestle in some exhibition matches before singing some autographs for all his adoring fans. And don't forget, he will be accompanied by the adorable Christina. " Voice - " Come to Earls' Court, London, May 14th. From 9am to 9pm. Be there." The voice stops and the Bull's voice is heard saying.... Raging Bull - " And that, my friends, is that." Back in the kitchen, BlackJack drinks a glass of water and puts it down. He takes out a stool and sits on it with his knees. The pie sits down on the counter. BlackJack - " Get ready for the secret ingredient! I hope The Blair Witch likes it. It's tangy! " BlackJack unzips his fly as the censor black box comes up, covering most of the scene, but you know BlackJack is urinating on the pie! Stacey turns her head around, looking away ! Stacey - " OH MY GOD!...YUCK! " Stacey - " Oh my God. That's disgusting! Damona and Ahala have to eat that ?? " BlackJack - " 450 degree's and about 1 hour, these pies will be all set, for the lovely witches of X-Treme ! " Tely - " We're back folks, OK, the ring has finally been cleared, BlackJack is totally making the nastiest pies in the world and the next match is a doozey !" Trent - " Had these two not been feuding, perhaps Raven would still be World Champion, but to late for that, as we get to watch T.D.E. crumble away even more ! " Sheila - " This night should be making everybody very happy, save for the one's who claim to be in total power around here, and ..... here they are .... " AHALA vs. DAMONA ( Grudge Match ) 15 minute time limit Tyler - " The following is a standard non title match with a 15 minute time limit Pulling Teeth by Metallica begins to play Tyler - " Now making her way to the ring, standing at well over six feet tall, mistress of the power bomb, and Co-Owner of the XWF...she is.... AHALA !!!!!!!! " Ahala hits the arena and the fans boo loudly, but her ever present cheering section is louder than ever. Ahala enters the ring and Of Thunder by Kiss begins to play. Tyler - " Now entering the ring, High Priestess of The One, and Co-Owner of the XWF... she is... DAMONA!!!!! Damona enters the ring and *** the bell rings*** Damona and Ahala eye each otehr but neither makes a move on the other. They circle each other for a bit then Damona attacks Ahala with an off the ropes clothes line. Ahala goes down but is quickly to her feet. She seems angry and picks Damona up into an Ahala slam. Ahala picks her up into another Ahala slam and then does an off the ropes elbow drop but Damona rolls out of the way. Both women are up and Damona does a Russian leg sweep and jumps on Ahala. She unloads with a series of rights and lefts. Damona gets up and lifts Ahala into an off the knee face plant. Ahala is quickly up and doesn't look any worse for ware. She Grabs Damona and lifts her over her head. Ahala drops Damona behind her and Damona lands solidly. Ahala picks Damona up into a tombstone piledriver. She hesitates before going for the pin and Damona is able to get to her feet. Ahala executes a hurricanrana then drops an off the ropes throat chop. Damona slowly gets to her feet while rubbing her throat. She goes after Ahala and takes her down with a spear. She does a neck breaker on Ahala then a fallaway slam. Damona goes for the pin The ref counts: One Ahala kicks out easily and gets to her feet. She looks at Damona and shakes her head. Damona charges her but Ahala catches her by the throat and lifts her into a choke slam. Ahala looks down at Damona and walks over to the corner of the ring. She waits for Damona to get to her feet then speaks. Ahala - " How could you put a kid in the ring like that? Damona - " That child was never in any danger, I would never let harm come to one of my followers. Ahala - " If the likes of Maxx Fitzgerald could take out Cyric, how can you even think the ring is a safe place for a child? Damona - " He was participating in a ceremony, would you have objected if it had been a Catholic ceremony? Ahala - " If there was the possibility of someone being stabbed I would. I don't object to the ceremonies you hold at the castle. When your there, your protected, but in the ring, especially an XWF ring, anything can happen. Damona - " So if I keep my young followers out of the ceremonies held here, we wouldn't have a problem? Ahala - " None. I have never interfered with your rituals before. Damona - " all right. But if you EVER interfere with my followers again, we won't resolve this as easily. Ahala - " Agreed The two women exit the ring to the boo's of the crowd. The ref looks at the two fighters walk away and begins to count them both out. The ref counts: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten. ***The bell rings*** Tyler - " This match is over as the result of a double count out. Tely - " I believe Mick Mumbly called this one a draw, and he was right, wonder how he feels about the rest of this FNF card ? " Sheila - " It has been a crazy night here for sure, and this last match should at least be tame, every gun has been pulled, there are no surprises left ! " BlackJack walks down the hallway with his pie as he knocks on Richard Coupe's door. Coupe and BlackJack talk as they begin to walk down the hallway to Damona and Ahala's door. BlackJack knocks as Damona answers. BlackJack - " Here you go Damona. Oh hello Ahala. How's your disease going? Raven. Sorry bout your title lost to the runt ! BlackJack - " The Card Shark hopes you will do OK. Oh, here's the pie I promised I'd bake you guys. " Coupe - " As stated in the rules, you two must eat the entire pies baked by the loser of BlackJack's handicap match last week. " Damona takes a sniff of it and gets a terrible look on her face... Damona - " Ahahahaha, smells perfect boy, right now we have business to attend to, but we'll be back to eat the pie later ......... and Coupe, the night is still not over !!!!!! " Ahala,Damona,Red Raven,Jake King and Super Fiend all exits the room, BlackJack stepped aside, even took off his hat and said hello to Jake & Super Fiend, but Coupe steed fast, and was bull dozered to the floor by Raven on his way out the door, and TRR smacked the cigar out of BlackJack's mouth ! RAGING BULL vs. IRONMAN ( Standard Title Match ) 25 minute time limit XWF Super Heavy Weight Championship Title Belt Tyler - " The following match is a one fall, standard XWF title match and has a 25 minute, time limit !!!!!! " The lights go off and a strobe light starts up, as Ironman is going up on a elevator (ala Gangrel style but no fire), Ironman has his head down until the words "Has he lost his mind", Then he starts walking down to the ring, He calmly walks into the ring as while white pyro's go off ..."As if he moves will he fall"....he is.... IRONMAN ! Tyler - " Introducing first, the challenger ...... he is one half of Seek & Destroy ..... he is ....... IRONMAN !!!!! " As Ironman walks the ring, suddenly his music is interrupted, the lights color changes and there is a red shines all around the ring. A symbol appears on the X-Tremetron screen, and everybody is clueless ! Ironman - " What the Fuck ..... " ( As he points to the screen ! ) " War of Nerves " begins to play as the XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion makes his way to the ring, he is followed by Christina, they make way to the ring. Tyler - " And the defender and current XWF Super Heavy Weight Champion .......... RAGING BULL !!!!!!! " The two giant are in the ring,the stare on another down,then it starts. *** The Bell Rings *** The two each nail a Kane like upper cut, then again, finally all out fist brawl, neither giving way, they lock up, each gets the hand in mercy, but it is easily reversed, then Ironman gets in stomach chop, then an ace crusher, he tries to follow up with a leg drop, but Raging Bull roles out of the way, both get to their feet. Raging Bull does his classic running charge, but when he gets Ironman, it does nothing, they stand fast, soon Ironman actually lands a half assed power bomb, both are down again, but Raging Bull grabs hold of Ironman in a head scissors, Ironman tries to break the hold, his mistake, he should grab the ropes. Just then Richard Head is covered from head to toe, still in dog poop stains, but he has a trash can lid, and slides into he ring, behind Raging Bull, at the same time Damona walks out, with a microphone. Richard Head, smashes the trash can lid over Raging Bull's head, breaking the count, but when the referee is about to make the DQ signal .... Damona - " Dwight, I'd hold that DQ call if I where you, this match is now a no DQ match, cause Dwight ..... you have kids to feed, and you job was almost forfeit !" Richard Head exits the ring, he is some what happy, it is sure that Raging Bull was the one who had the dog crap fall on Richard Head earlier tonight ! Ironman is up, and takes Raging Bull into a fireman's carry into a flapjack, then he makes the pin.Dwight the referee, stalls, but then looks over at Damona, who is now at the USA announcers table ! referee - " 1...." At that point, Mega Death is seen, as he sprints to the ring, and slides right in. referee - " 2...." Mega Death stomps Ironman, breaking the count, but before he gets in a third stomp, Diehard, the Hunter darts to the ring, and slides in, spearing Mega Death to the mat. Tely - " Damona, you are truly the goddess of chaos, look what you caused in just 30 seconds, this night is blowing my nerves, XWF tavern here I come ! " Tely drops his head set and leaves the arena, four men in the ring all fighting. Damona - " You like this, huh Trent !? " Trent - " Even need to ask !? " Just then Extreme Machine is seen, as he now runs to the ring and slides in, he attacks Ironman, the referee is looking at Damona, she is saying this is all legal, first 3 count pin between the 2 wins still, Sheila is shaking her head, and Trent... well Trent drops his head set and enters the ring, he picks a fight with Extreme Machine after he low bows, Raging Bull, Extreme Machine makes quick work of Trent, but still ..... ICE is then seen ... as he sprints to and in the ring. Now it is crazy seven men in the ring, Ironman and Raging Bull aren't even fighting each other, then ...... Jake King is seen as he dart to the ring !!!!!! Damona - " Good old Jake, right on time !!! " Jake hits the ring, and floors Extreme Machine, then nails ICE with his Basilisk's Stare (Reverse pimp drop), Ironman takes Mega Death out of the ring with a clothesline, but then Raging Bull charges and lifts both Jake & Diehard right out of the ring, then Ironman scoop slams Raging Bull into a pin. referee - " 1...2..." Christina reaches in and pulls Raging Bull's leg to the ropes. Referee stops the count! Damona -" What the fuck ...... Dwight ... you son of a ...... " Raging Bull gets out, Ironman is in Dwight's face, when Raging Bull delivers his The Slaughterer (Diamond Cutter) and makes the pin, as the same time, his crew, the E.O.D. are busy with Jake King,Diehard and Trent. referee - " 1..." OK, this is to much, in comes The Red Raven, Ahala and Super Fiend, the Fiend stands on the ramp, he will hold off any body else who dares to try and interfere. referee - " ..2.." Ahala goes right to the crowd, and picks out William Shoemoker, dragging him over the guard rail and into her Ahala power bomb, he slams to the mat, Raven slides into the ring, and stomps on Dwight, then picks the poor referee up into his Sitting bulldog, Raging Bull sees it all and gets up. Mentally Insane, Kamikaze and Psycho all three charge Super Fiend, but each is tossed near 12 feet, off the entrance ramp and into the fans. In the ring, Raven and Raging Bull lock it up, Ahala enters and low blows Raging Bull, the fans are totally booing, as Raven delivers his hangman DDT to Raging Bull, and puts him down. As Ironman gets to his feet, he looks at Raven and Ahala, all the forces are still at war outside the ring, Raging Bull, CLW's and William Shoemoker are all down for the count. Ironman, Raven and Ahala all shake hands, the fans are tossing trash in the ring, my fingers hurt from typing, and then Ahala leaps over the top ropes to body splash, E.O.D. and even Diehard, cause she had too, in the ring Ironman lifts the groggy Raging Bull into his Iron Driver (2xUnderhook pile driver) and makes the pin. Raven takes the unconscious referee's hand and makes the three count for him. 1........2.......3 *** The Bell Rings *** Tyler - " Ahhhhh .......... winner via pin fall and new XWF SUPER HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION ....... IRONMAN !!!!!! " ( 11:41 minutes ) After the match, Damona joined the action, putting all the opponents down, while Jake King, Diehard, Ironman, Ahala, Raven and Damona, stood mid ring and let the fans hate them even more then ever ........ IT IS STILL A ...... (NEW) ....... DARK ELITE NIGHT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report NOW THE STAGE IS SET... Jake King,Ironman & Diehard, make Dark Elite the dominant Stable in XWF, there is no doubt !!!!! A-Train is in the Super Freaks, are the rumors true..... are the HKM out ? while HKK still holds the LW belt ! Legionnaire puts up a good fight, but Kamikaze makes it a title stay and goes 1-2 for the night !!!!!!! Glacier returned, only to be re-injured, Jackal is soon to face his future as Super Fiend draws near !!!!! MI.. is by the gods, the new XWF World Champion, this will not sit well with more then one of his CO-workers !!!!!!!! If you didn't see it all, then you missed something, try to keep up and ......... .................. Join us in three days for Monday Night Massacre ................. Click here to return to the XWF Archives page Exclusive Footage Much later that evening, Damona and Ahala paid a visit to the hospital which is kind enough to deal with all the XWF casualties, they enter a room, where Avalanche, Steve Miller, The Freek and Quezzy are all staying, since been injured during matches, Damona and Ahala give them there condolences, and then the pie's that BlackJack made for them. Ahala - " Eat up boys, and enjoy ! " The men all dish out the plates and dig into the pie, passing them around, since hospital food sucks, Damona and Ahala smile and walk out the door, and down the hall. Ahala - " Say .... weren't be suppose to eat those pies ? " Damona - " Yeah, but where Evil ....... we make the rules and we break the rules !!! "