Wednesday Night Live
May 16th 2001

On Today's Edition:
Post X-TremeMania 2001 & Friday Night Fury Recap.
Damona vs. The Domination
Sleet vs. Death in a to the Death Title Match
HKK vs. CNB vs. Pestilence for Hard-core gold
Cyric & Fiend vs. War & Whitesnake OWC title with heavy stipulations
Damona vs. The Celestials
Mikee B & Crippler Calhoun with SXW / WVW
Secret Origins: Featuring Over Fiend
A Blast from the Past : THE END of the XWF timeline

SXW: POST X-TREMEMANIA 2001 RECAP

Well it seems not so long ago Loci and the Inferno was going to kill us all, but then along came Damona, having paid very little attention to her questing the globe for the Ring of Frost could lead to this, let alone the warnings of Dark Cyric that where also over looked have come true.

Damona gain all the sister rings to her prized Ring of Frost into the Gauntlet of Orion, once all the rings where locked into place she was bestowed the Ring of Infinity and so far her power since seems unending as she kills and revives who she sees fit for more punishment.

In the course of her quest for legends from days of old or the XWF timeline where changed into Horsemen, hounds to do Damona's bidding .. Ahala became Death the leader, Brimstone became War, perhaps the most powerful for sure destructive
Post became Famine and still carries a child in her womb and finally Mentally Insane, who is now Pestilence and he brings pain to all Damona's enemies.

In their quest they found all four rings, each held by a protector who was oblivious to having such a powerful piece of a might prize around their finger, invisible until removed, only by death or dis membering the finger can this be done, and it cost, CoolmanP, Frost, Lugg-Nutt and a man from WVW known as Marcos, a parlor magician and escape artist but he could not get away scott free from the Horsemen who road into WVW and took what they came for.

Damona has other allies in her quest, Dark Wind the evil brother to Kamikaze, who Damona has an obsession with and uses Kamikaze's brother for more then dirty work, well two kinds of dirty work anywise. Whitesnake a victim to his own hunger for blood and supreme control over his prey, Whitesnake was actually once part of The Elements of Destruction, able to half control the animal within thanks to Zeebo, who was thought dead during the Inferno, but has since re-appeared. The Red Raven, once part of the XWF timeline elite and history or whatever repeats itself as The Red Raven went from hero to horror, perfect for the New Elite and the power that comes along with it.

Now, Damona is all powerful, she single handily destroyed all life in the SXW Super Dome at the end of X-TremeMania 2001, all who where brave enough to stand against her, fell, heroes, villains, people who where just there to see a good show, killed for her amusement and pleasure, as she abuses her new found omnipotence and holds all of the SXW roster hostage on the now floating X-Treme Island.

The world can only watch and hope, as Damona keeps them out or the super stars in with a powerful force field, allowing them to roam the island, without their powers and most communications cut off.

Damona held her own Friday Night Fury show, making the matches and forcing her enemies to fight each other, in many cases to the death. Those not willing to oblige her commands where forced to do so or killed for trying to resist. Now she has held them captive for nearly 1 week. Left a score of dead souls in her wake and with no end in sight of her downfall, Damona plans to stop all threats in her path to universal conquest ..

.. Powerful alien races will not allow Damona to rule them, whole worlds will fight against her, even the mighty alien alliance the Dominion will be forced to stop their galactic empire from expanding to stop her, or they will having nothing for themselves to conquer and claim as Dominion territory.

But more powerful beings will also stand against Damona .. they are known to all races by many names, but all are thought only as myth or hope of something higher in life then mere mankind, they are celestials, ranging from the incarnation of death herself, to the very 1st beings to ever exist, the Prime Celestials, who stand a whole galaxy tall each, looking over all, to the race of Watchers, sworn to never interfere, but only observe, now for the 1st time in a millennium, they all agree they must act, they must interfere, to the gods of myth .. Norse, Greek, roman, Japanese, African, to the beings called Nightmare, Hope, Destiny, Love, even Hate, all have something to lose if Damona is not stopped, even Death who would finally have all the life force ever to exist in her play pen can see how Damona's power and ego mis-balance the order of all that is ....

.. Damona, now omnipotent senses the threat to her power, she holds earth, know for its super naturals and ability to over come impossible odds, already in her grasp, she toys with earth but moves into space, to stake her claim on all and destroy any who oppose her will ...

DAMONA vs. THE DOMINION

Damona leaves X-Treme island, allowing only her self to exit the force field as she flies high into the sky and then teleports herself into the vastness of outer space, in search of her first prey, she will attack the Dominion and Destroy them, if the Celestials are unwise enough to attack her after the Dominion falls and as Earth is held in her grasp, then she will not ignore them any longer and they shall all perish or serve under her will, weather they like it or not !!!

Far from the Milky Way galaxy fly a fleet of Dominion world invader space crafts, massive in size, numerous in numbers, the ships are stocked with several alien races
.. the Krillions , the Benzites , the Sleethians ,
the Nebullians .. four powerful races, each with their own homeworld allied in the Dominion, along with the field leaders, the Zzzaaxxxians, high up in the ranks is Voivod, former SXW super star and current galactic conqueror, along with the strangely unique entity known as Syrinx the only one of it's kind, and Scorpio Bliss , a lofty pirate who sold out her own homeworld to the Dominion, all of whom allied with the Dominion serve under a almost mythological races, some even considered gods, the Primemortals .. none of which have ever been seen, living on some secret world and they rule the Dominions, but on this day, their grasp on the universe closes as Damona appears on front of the prime attack fleet,
headed by Voivod & Syrinx.

Zzzaaxxxian - " Sir, a single energy signature just appeared in front of us, it's reading is off the scale, but sensors are picking up nothing and visual cannot confirm target, it's smaller then a lifepod ! "

Voivod - " Impossible, nothing in existence is that small and that powerful ... visual, magnify .... closer .... closer ... damn it you fool, magnify by 100, it's out there somewhere ... "

Just then, on the huge monitor the energy signature is seen ...
.... Damona, she smiles .

Inside the main cruiser Voivod is enraged as he orders all ships to lock on target and open fire, at the same moment Syrinx the most powerful next to Damona herself, teleports out in space, next to her, engaging in battle, blinding energy blasts from all angles and then a alien scream is heard even n space a Damona uses her hands to rip the entity's very fabric into shreds like a paper towel.

Voivod - " OPEN FIRE!!!!!!!! "

The huge vessels open fire and a barrage of laser fire flies right at Damona, she again smiles as it all is absorbed into her energy field around her body.

Voivod - " Impossible !!!! "

Damona then fires the laser blasts back, going right into the cannon barrels and into the ships hauls, in seconds several ships explode from within, others lose power or engines, the mother ship untouched.

Voivod - " FIRE TORPEDO'S !!!!!!! "

The ships that can fire torpedo shells at Damona do, the target seekers fly in spirals as they all soon impact on Damona's location ... the blast is blinding, nearly a minute passes as the wait to see if Damona is finished .... the could gone and Damona still stands in mid space, she now holds up her finger and signals to BRING IT !

Voivod - " FIRE, FIRE EVERYTHING ... NOTHING CAN SURVIVE THAT ... NOTHING .... ! "

Damona no longer humors the Dominion, she reflect all torpedoes back into their launching bays, more ships explode from within, while laser fire is simply deflected, some hit targets and do damage, mainly to the mother ship which by the end is all that is left of the Dominion fleet, power off, weapons fried, crew nearly all dead but a handful of bridge staff and the captain.

Voivod - " Computer .. open hailing channel ... computer .. COMPUTER ..... ! "
Rancor Varn- " Captain ... we must abandon ship .. tell the Primemortals before it is too late ! "
Warchild - " Screw that, lets just get the hell out of hereee..... "

As Warchild turns to exit the bridge she bumbs right into Damona ...

Damona - " Going some place ?! "

Warchild falls dead to the floor, after damona shovers her hand into her stomach and grabs some guts, pullig them out. Voivod leaps at Damona and is caught in mid air via a choke hold, while Rancor Varn tries to grab his energy pistal is simply atomized by Damona's mental force of command.

Damona - " Pity, I thought you being the supreme humanoid force in the universe would prove more of a challenge, but alas, that is something I shall never have again ! "

Voivod is trying to claw at her but as she speaks, he never hears the end of her wisdom, she twists her wrist and digs her fingers deep into his iron skinned neck and kills him, he drops dead as she lets go, laughing and looking around at the dead bodies laying around the bridge, the last craft of the mighty Dominion left a drift in deep space as Damona teleports just outside of the craft and observes the scraps that float around, so massivewas her path of destruction even stars are blocked out by bebrees.

BACK ON X-TREME ISLAND .. LET THE SHOW BEGIN ..

In the absense of Damona, the Dark Elite & The Four Horsemen of Damona are running the show, booking mis-matches and stacking the odds in their favor. In the colisium the fans are forced back in the aisles, while Damona's storm trooper search the island for tonights special guests, including .. Sleet, Frost, Hardkore Kid, Crazy Noodle Boy, Over Fiend and SXW One World Champion Cyric, who will defend up to two times tonight, if he survives the first stipulations and deadly opponents.

In the private balcony of Damona her thrown left empty as she is not there to fill it, next to hers is Dark Winds, he sits and rules the game today, his mistresses SXW Light Weight title hanging over the arms of nboth throwns.

Also in the balcony are The Red Raven & Whitesnake, the SXW World Tag Team champions, they have been given gifts by Damona, the managers of the Trinity ... Trish who Raven has marked with his RR initials and Lita, who is beaten and bruised by Whitesnake who tests her threshold for pain.

Dark Wind - " Let the entertainment begin ... "

Death grabs Sleets SXW Cruiser Weight title as the Storm troopers usher not only Sleet into the ring, but also his partner and all former team mates in the Hand, Frost will be the special referee, as the Dark Elite laugh in smug supremesy !

On thing to note, while the entire island is under a power dampening field, in this colisium, in the arena zone and aisles including the balcony, all powers work, the field has a hole in it for gladiators to use in battle as weapons, this will come in handy soon enough ....

SLEET vs. DEATH To the Death Title Match - no time limit XWF Cruiser Weight Championship Title Belt

HKK vs. CNB vs. PETILENCE One Fall Hard-core Title Match XWF Hard-core Title Belt

	CYRIC & OVER FIEND vs. WAR & WHITESNAKE XWF One World Championship Title Belt
	One Fall Title Tag Match no time limit with heavy stipulations

' Soul Devourer ' begins to play as Death makes his way to the ring Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is part of the four horsemen of Damona ... . .. he is ...... WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!!!!!! " A lone wolf starts howling, before the first few bars of "Stairway to Heaven" scream through the speakers.The fans are on their feet, booing their heads off, as Whitesnake jumps from the scaffolding high above the arena, and lands hard in front of the Xtreme-a-tron, slightly bending the metal. He walks to the ring, a look of evil on his face, pausing every couple of feet to stare down a fan, finally, he enters the ring, where he lifts his head back, and lets out a howl that makes the hair on the back of everyone's neck stands up.He removes his long leather trench coat, and prepares for battle. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places unknown, he is .... WHITESNAKE !!!!!! " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as The Triad(Dawn, Amber, and Caroline) all Walk out and down the ramp ... ... Leading on a big chain leash, there champion ..... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350 pounds, he is the master of ... The Walls of Stone & Pain ..... ....... THE OVER FIEND !!!!!!!" ' Bodies ' by Danzig, begins to play and the fans scream when the lights die .... ... Then the image appears on the X-Tremetron video screen. ... a few seconds pass, when the image fades and the lights return to reveal Cyric standing in the ring. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places best left unknown ... he is ... CYRIC !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Som expected trouble between Fiend & the Champ, but they worked and talked as well as Whitesnake & War. Fiend started it out again his former most hated enemy Brimstone who was now War, and even deadlier then before. Fiend was key with a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and two Knee Breaker's but War was to powerful to be kept down, he ran Over Fiend through the clothesline ringer, via a Choke Slam off the ropes then a Choke Slam off turn buckle and finally his War Cry- Middle of ring sky high Choke Slam. and cover. Cyric was in to break it up but Fiend kicked out by himself, meanwhile Whitesnake jumped into stop Cyric, now it was all four in the ring fighting, the referee in the ring was decapitated when Whitesnake missed Cyric with his claws ! Cyric then launched Whitesnake out of the ring via a Clothesline Rope Over and then he and Fiend made the tag in official, Cyric took right t working the injured War while 2 new ring referee's replaced the dead one, not willingly but troopers held guns to their heads on way to the ring. Cyric was making War his bitch but the former Brimstone legend was still the same man as War, kicking out of everything and never giving up, soon he got Whitesnake tagged in. Cyric & Whitesnake where like to male wolverines courting the same mate, fighting to the death, tooth and nail to prevail! Whitesnake then snapped the Champion with a Throat Strike then a Heart Kick and Heart Punch combi putting the champ down and into a cover. One, two and Fiend kicks the back of Whitesnake to break. Whitesnake and Fiend has a fist fight until War joins in and both Double Clothesline Fiend out of the ring this time, leaving Cyric alone, the referee's try to stop War & Whitesnake, each pays with their life! Cyric is totally worked over by War & Whitesnake who then signal for the death blow!, Whitesnake bares his claws and War is ready to use his symbiotic given powers to make explosions in thin air in any visual range, by punching his fist into the palm of his hand, creating a kinetic reaction he then focuses into the explosion elsewhere. In the same split second Whitesnake strikes and so does War, Cyric was playing possum, he grabs Whitesnake's arm and whips him into place where Cyric was just standing, a fraction of a second later War's explosion strikes and goes off right next to Whitesnake's head and ear's his hearing already super nutarally superior errupts in pain as the explosion deafens him. Cyric whollops War with a powerful Inferno's Snare- Sidewalk Slam (Rock Bottom) and into a cover, fans count along but no referee, then suddenly senoir referee Ernie Chang hits the arean and slides in, now it's all loud the second count for ...1 .. ..2.. .....3. ! * * * The Bell Rings * * *

Up in the balcony Dark Wind is having a fit in his thrown, while Cyric's hand is lifted into the air, Cyric still hunched over as War & Whitesnake roll out of the ring, both in pain, putting up no more fight. Cyric then looks up, but unfortunatly Over Fiend is the guy who raised his hand and not the referee ... Fiend - " It's on bitch ! " WHACK !

CYRIC vs. OVER FIEND Standard One Fall Title Match - no time limit XWF One World Championship Title Belt

* * * The Bell Rings * * * Cyric and Fiend play they I hit you hard, you fall down, get back aup and I knock you down again, and it's totally in Over Fiend's favor. Once Cyric has a chance to blink he finds himself in a Force of One- Running Powerbomb and being covered. Cyric gets his shoulder up. Fiend is quick to punch Cyric out and then lift him up and spin him around into a Overhead Powerbomb Turnbuckle Slam, with Cyric tangled in the corner,Fiend stomped on him until he could stomp no more ! Cyric was then locked into the Walls of Stone & Pain- Lion Tamer(Walls of Jericho) and had no place to go, Fiend was loving it and pulling him away from the ropes each time he gained any ground, Cyric was grinding his teeth, making himself bleed just to not give up to Fiend. Suddenly after a near minute in the Walls of Stone & Pain- Lion Tamer(Walls of Jericho) the lights in the arena totally went out, only a few camera flashes and a lone camera light alluminate the ring for a second at a time. Sounds are heard, it's metal on stone, clank, clank, sparks fly, no mistake is made though, it is Cyric striking Over Fiend, but with a sword, not his magical one, just a plane old steel sword, the flashes are perfect with each sword strike and step backwards for Fiend. Some wonder if all the lighting and sparks make them see .. TWO CYRIC's in the ring, one still down, one striking Over Fiend, but in 6 seconds time, Fiend is no longer seen standing but falling over the top ropes out of the ring and Cyric still down where Fiend had him in the Walls of Stone & Pain- Lion Tamer(Walls of Jericho). As things return to normal, the lights come back on, Dark Wind and The Red Raven are tripping on the power failure and turn of events in the ring, Cyric is as well, he is on his feet a moment later and looking around for Over Fiend, once he sees the Fiend outside the ring and crawling back in, now it's all Cyric. Fiend is whipped with a series of Belly to Back Suplex's and then a Belly to Belly Suplex, no cover as Cyric sets up for his Damnation- Belly to Belly(Tombstone) Piledriver Off Middle Turnbuckle using all his strength to lift the heavy Fiend .. Fiend - " Impossbile .. I saw .. two of .. you ... " Cyric - " There can be only one ... and as sure as heaven & hell are different .. it won't be you ! " absorbing the cheers from fans to give him the power and drived Fiend not just to the mat, but through the mat. * * * The Bell Rings * * * The referee is waving his arms, calling this match in .... Ralphy - " ... and your winner via knock out ......... "   fans going crazy, confetti falls all around hte arena, TRR & Dark Wind look half humbled as the colored paper land on them to as their WNL just sucked for The Dark Elite ! Ralphy - " ... and still the SXW One World Champion .... "   Ralphy - " ....... he is ......... CYRIC !!!!!!!!!!!!! " 88 to 110 to 112 to 112 in OF & Cyric's favor 1st and Cyric's favor 2nd - Match time 11:41 minutes Cyric has little time to celebrate as Damona's shock trooper flood the arena nad drive all the fans and staff out as fast and orderly as possible, all on card wrestlers are taken from holding and released. Cyric walks out on his own, but followed by dozens of guards just to be sure, meanwhile it takes another dozen troops to get Fiend out of the ring or from within the ring, whatever you wanna call it and onto a stretched which he is to heavy far and falls through that to, finally coming to on the second head bump. For what may be the first time in his life, Over Fiend was knocked out ?!

DAMONA vs. THE UNIVERSAL CELESTIALS

Damona still in outer space, not aware of how things have unfolded on X-Treme Island, due to her self indulgence in destroying an entire empire she thinks to herself ... " Can nobody stand against me ?! "

Voice - " We can Damona ! "

As Damona turns she is no longer in the middle of the battle she just claimed victory in, but rather another place in space, the edge of the universe to be exact. Damona is surrounded by massive beings the like never seen before by mortal eyes. On the outside of the circle, beings who have existed since the dawn of time, stand over a galaxy tall each and make Damona look like a grain of salt, they are the Prime Celestials.

Inside the circle closer to Damona not only in distance but size are more commonly known celestials, some thought of only as myth and folk lore, the gods .. Norse, Japanese, Chinese, Indian, Greek, Roman, you name it they are there in all forms, there is the roman god of fire and with him the greek god of fire and so on, no boundries, no beliefs to divide them.

Ego, the living planet who is in itself an entire world, stands next to it's greatest enemy, Galactus, the planet eater who only exist to feed on entire worlds, he has killed trillions in the process, but now Damona could prove to be far more destructive.

Other beings known across the universe by the names Death, Hope, Mercy, Eternity, Oblivion, Fate, Chaos & Order, even the several incarnations of the devil himself, his sons, his daughters, his higher archey and all his enemies of the light, unitied for one cause, to stop Damona, while they can.

The powers strike, a blast so powerful and destructive it could have collapsed the galaxy there are in, simply absorbed by Damona and fired back at them. Several beings perish in the backlash, entities that can never die, do and the stakes just got higher.

Galactus fires his powerful eye beams at Damona, she disappears and the blast destroys Thor god of thunder. Chaos & Order are wipped from existance with a mere touch as Damona appears between them. Ego the living planet then swollows Damona whole, all stop and space is silent again.

Suddenly Ego the living planet looks like he just ate a bad million mile long burrito when he explodes into billions of small chunks of dirty and clay, Damona floats in the middle unharmed after just blasting an entire planet to bits. The gods attack, from all fronts, Damona looks to be in trouble but when all is said and done .. hundereds of once immortal corpses float all around her and she holds the heads of Zues & Odin in her hands, laughing at them all.

Death is the last minor entity left besides the Prime Celestials, Damona has destroyed them all, even Mephisto and all of Hells most powerful monarchs. Damona speaks to Death.(Note- Death here is aka the grim reaper not ahala.)

Damona - " And even you oppose me, when I can give you all the dead your non existing heart desires, the whole universe delivered to you and all you have to do is sit back and count the heads that roll in ... why, of all of them why you ?! "

Death - " Because Damona ... without life there can be no death ! "

Death strikes at Damona, the lethal heart strike that non has ever survived .. Damona laughs it off.

Damona - " So be it ! "

You know when the entity known as Death, dies, that cannot be good ...

... Damona still a float in her bone garden, all the most powerful forces to exist, now dead to all, lifeless in space, Damona looks around and then like a speck of salt she looks up to one of the Prime Celestials ...

Damona - " Just bring it ! "

As the Prime Celestials mentally start there attack on Damona, the melee is so strange and intense, that mere words cannot do it justice, only the end result can give hint to the power of Damona.

As the all powerful Damona drifts back towards earth, taking her time, enjoying her univrse, she never looks back once at the mess she left behind, as the corpses of gods and prim entities float around a huge, huge wall, forged out of the Celestials, who Damona could have destroyed, maybe, but instead she imprissoned them by morphin all there bodies into each other and creating the huge Source Wall.

Without the Prime Celestials there would be nothing ness, so as to not oppose Damona, she trapped them forever in a wall made by there own bodies, there expressionless faces pushing out of the walls sides, looking outwards into the vastness of space, but never able to move freeely again, stable on the edge of the universe, for all eternity.

SXW: FOREVER INTERLUDE

As the being known as The Master of Time, Anti-Aeon sits in his time line monitoring chambers punders over his current quest to rid the earth of the Monarch, a man from 2002 who turns on his friends and morals to rule the world as he sees fit, with regular humans been deemed weak and executed at birth if not refugees found much later and the end for them is still the same.

Anti-Aeon does not view his monitors, which are open to outrages time peroids, he thinks of bigger fish,
to Logan Eagle, while he sent back in time, and has yet to return , something is wrong but he does not know what, Damona's current reign of power was never history in his time peroid which is currently 2099, nor was the real identity of the Monarch.

Anti-Aeon thinks back to the day he saw himself through anothers eyes, a victims eyes, his own eyes, as he to, powerful both super natural and business was still fresh meat to a ruthless monster .. named Whitesnake ... who tortured Aeon, and didn't even ask him any questions .. just caused him pain ... caused him to question his life and past deeds and to make up for them .. until the end of time !


SXW/WVW WEEKLY UPDATE .... w/t
MIKEE B & CRIPPLER CALHOUN

Opens to Mikee B behind his desk & Crippler Calhoun sitting on the opposite side in his wheelchair. Crippler wears his normal street clothes while Mikke B sports his ' I am Damona's Bitch ' T-shirt.

Mikee B - " OY peoples and welcome to SXW/WVW's weekly update show, I am Mikee B here along with my new and regular co-anchor ... Crippler Calhoun ... how are things down on earth there Crippler ?! "

Calhoun - " Allot better then up on this stink berg ilsand you been calling home son, what's the deal with you telling Damona I would be a good co-anchore for the WVW update on your stupid show, you know I am not even getting paid extra for this crap ... just some threat against my life and eternity trapped on a convayer belt ?! "

Calhoun - " Now that I am here against my will, I see now handicap parking spaces, no doorway ramps, no freindly handicap bathrooms, this place is not only racist against normal people, but us handicapped less fortunate ones as well, damn super natural suck ups ! "

Mikee B - " Hey, my sucking up saved my as from damnation, Damona is at least a woman of her word ! "

Calhoun - " Oh she spared you, lucky earth and lucky me, Mikee G, now lets get this show going so I can catch a beam back to my home planet in time for dinner ! "

Mikee B - " Well in light of being cut off from earth while stuck on X-Treme Island my thoughts have been clouded, again we saw the top 3 Crusier weights in wrestling history go at it, this time with 2 top SXW titles on the line and only one with a chance to win both, the man to walk away with 2 tags was The Jackal.

Mikee B - " His oppoennts, The Red Raven & Crazy Noodle Boy, your old pal Crippler ... walked away empty handed "

Calhoun - " Some fans know that CNB didn't walk to far though, showing up in WVW during last weeks show and along with him his new girl friend ... "

Mikee B - " Quit making stuff up to boost WVW sales! Crazy Noodle Boy, that's impossible ! "

Calhoun - " First off Mikee G, don't ever interrupt me again, second never call me a liar and third, you maybe stuck here and unable to check the facts, but the facts are CNB beduted in WVW last weekend ! "

Mikee B - " How does he do it, he never seems to make any sense, but he has his ways, getting off the island to moon light in WVW, only CNB could do that ! "

Mikee B -" But what about the chick, he should bring her to SXW sometime, all we ever got was that geeky Spider guy ! "

Calhoun - " Heheh, Good thing you where not around for Burger Baby or Cole Slaw Mikee G ! "

Mikee B - " Oh yeah, I remember something about that and started the now classic SXW heart on a pole match type if I am correct ?! "

Calhoun - " Pole matches, ha .. WVW had those before we even started, now SXW could do well with a Loser if Fired type of match, say the Weakest Link maybe which WVW just started 2 weeks ago fresh in wrestling !?! "

Mikee B - " What the heck, we started those not you guys ! "

Calhoun - " No No and you guys stole our Pot Luck matches straight from our own Brain Schell way back when he was just forming the mold to WVW ! "

Mikee B - " Yeah, there is allot of mold in WVW that is for sure ! "

Calhoun - " You gonna do some news or just cry cause CNB is slowly leaving SXW to become a front man in WVW !? "

Mikee B - " If you're gonna keep lying why should I talk about any facts ! "

Calhoun - " I warned you Nikke B ( Smack ) ! "

Calhoun - " Folks, last week in WVW action, Pitbull Rob Johnson retained his WVW World title against the awesome Roach, Not to long ago, Yin & Yang finally jobbed their undeserved titles to Carnage & Kid Kache ! "

Calhoun - " Marcos does the impossible, but still lost his gold, thankz to some crummy SXW scrubs looking for some hooha magic ring, cut the poor guys finger off and then just left ! "

Mikee B climbs back into his seat after Crippler clocked him while sitting in his wheel chair!

Mikee B - " Say what you will about the super natural, I've seen more then enough to know it is real, and if you had any idea of what was really going on with Damona you'd be allot nicer to me, you know I am her bitch !? "

Mikee B - " Meanwhile over in SXW, we met the man from the future who is appairently Logan Eagle, the infant child born to Loci & Ahala just under 3 months ago, so explain that Crippler ! "

Calhoun - " You replaced Ghost Eagle with some new guy, gave him an angle and said go ! "

Mikee B - " OK what about the SXW mystery 0wn3r who tried to fool fans ainto thinking he was Legion, with a robot, may not be Legion standard but that robot was way advanced, nothing in Japan like it ! "

Calhoun - " But still, you didn't sell me on the it was real part, obviously it was not ! "

Mikee B - " Kamikaze teleporting, Dark Wind void opening, Loci hell firing and Hex's freeken arm crawled away during a match 2 weeks ago, so explain ?! "

Calhoun - " I ain;t seen no super human powers going on lately, this floating island is so army air carrier, they have those .. Loci's fire breathing is the oldest gimmick in the book, and as for that guys arm just crawling away, I bet his real left arm is hiding under his jacket and shirt while the prop did was it was suppose to and then got thrown away cause a crawling arm is useless in real life ! "

Calhoun - " Look who you're trying to convince that faking a missing arm is fooling anybody ! "

Mikee B - " OK, Nuff said, well folks are time is up for tonight, to quickly recap tonights 3 matches ... 1st Death seems to be out of the picture, I am sure Damona will be unhappy when she gets back, so Sleet retains his title and his life, great plan by the Trinity to, using THEIR ICE POWERS and all ! "

Calhoun - " The power of Ice, YooHoo, making snow men ! "

Mikee B - " A ha, so you did see it ! "

Calhoun - " See what, I was making a joke you idiot ! "

Mikee B - " Oyoy, well then it was hard-core time, while I cannot say it was a clean win over HKK he none the less is no longer Hard-core warrior supreme, but Crazy Noodle Boy is once again Hard-core champion ! "

Calhoun - " Don't even start with me on this, but folks you can catch CNB in WVW this weekend if you cannot get enough of him in SXW, which they do not give him as much camera time as he deserves ! "

Mikee B - " I thought this was a equal news update, not a bash SXW and their to the Death matches update ! "

Mikee B - " And finally while Damona is off probably killing God himself .... Cyric & Over Fiend work together like clock work and win the tag match, not even a second goes by and they are pounding each other to crap over One World Gold ... both gave it 120%, but only Cyric walked away holding OWC gold, he will face a mystery opponent on our next show, so folks until Crazy Noodle Boy becomes SXW One World Champion, make mine X-Treme ! "

COMING IN JUNE FROM SXW ... WHEN WORLD'S COLLIDE CROSS EFED EVENT, SXW 1st AWARDS SHOW & WHAT IF ?! PPV ...
AND IN JULY .. SUMMER SLAUGHTER 2001 !!!!!!!!

That is all for now folks, hope this helps a bit and was interesting enough for yeah, I am ill and plan to do more next week.
MIKEE B out !