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results 7/25/2000
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Tuesday Night Turmoil
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " X-Treme Dome " located on X-Treme Island !
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Juvenile vs. Michael Richardson
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Submission
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none
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Cheyenne vs. Loci
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Standard
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none
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1st round CoC tournament Match
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Kamikaze vs. Max Nova
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Standard
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none
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1st round CoC tournament Match
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Raging Bull vs. Omega
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Standard
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none
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1st round CoC tournament Match
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Legionnaire vs. Slayer Red
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Standard
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none
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1st round CoC tournament Match
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Cyric vs. Lugg Nutt vs. Beast
vs. Raging Bull vs. Slayer Red |
Battle Royal One Fall
Title Match |
HC
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1st Pinfall wins the match
& SXW Hard-core title ! |
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" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN
& S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE
30,102 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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Styles - " Hello all, and welcome back to SXW, as tonight we are Fitzgerald-less, so most likely there will be no fines tonight !" (smirks) Tely - " Yes, and we have Sheila Topkins sitting in with us for this week, nice to have you here Sheila ! " Sheila - " Glad to be here, this place rocks, SXW is hot on the charts and I am ready for action ! " Styles - " You go girl ... anywise Lucas Myphis is going to kick things off for us, then we will dive into our first match for the night, rather a small card, but the Main Event is a hard-core Battle Royal which may last a few seconds up to 25 minutes . " Tely - " Well the man in charge of the show tonight is ready for his ring time, folks right after, you will see Juvenile versus Michael Richardson, should be good as both are in great shape and pumped to get their first win, here in SXW . " |
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" Master of Puppets " redone by Pantera plays through out the arena as Lucas Myphis makes his way to the ring, the fans have a mixed reaction since they don't know Lucas Myphis to well, he holds a microphone and then goes on for about 5 minutes as to who he is and what he intends, which is nothing but good rating for SXW and that means raw talent ! Lucas - " Not only have I hired Brandon Hex, but Venom was signed this weekend as was Juvenile, whom we will see tonight for our opening match. " Lucas - " So prepare for the action to constantly pick up here in SXW, starting with tonight as you will find, I am quite lenient, and there will be very little chance of fines tonight ! " (Fans cheer) Lucas - " So let the good times and chairs fly, and
to further that point, I am making this next match a no hold barred,
no DQ, hard-core, win by submission match, in homage to tonight's main
event, and the first ever SXW title to be won, right here tonight !
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Cheryl - " The following match is a one fall, Hard-core/submission
non title match. with A 15 minute time limit !!! " ' Back That Ass Up ' pumps the bass as Juvenile appears from the entrance and heads down the ramp to the ring, pointing at fans and giving high five's ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from Camptin, California ... he is ...... JUVENILE !!!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent ........ " ' Spawn Again ' by Silver Chair blast the PA system in the arena, as Michael Richardson makes his way to the ring. Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, he is from Ocean Island
Beach and weighs in at 246 pounds ..... he is .... MICHAEL RICHARDSON
!!!!!!! " Juvenile opens with a few face shots from a whirling right hook, Michael Richardson makes a leg sweep then gets on top of Juvenile and starts to pummel him, but Juvenile forces his opponent off of him, but Juvenile is then hit with a powerslam, then another one, and finally a nasty death valley driver and then into The Richardson Special- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn). Juvenile after much struggle makes it to the ropes, the hold is broken clean but then Juvenile is lifted to his feet to fall victim to a snap suplex, Michael Richardson is feeling good and in firm control, when he goes to pick Juvenile up again he takes a throat chop and then an elbow smash, setting him up for a series of slams, scoop, then sidewalk slam, and then a underhook suplex into a Drgon sleeper Michael Richardson uses his elbows to strike behind him and break the hold, Juvenile punches him in the face, Richardson drops and is placed inthe dragon sleeper again. Michael Richardson again uses his elbows to force Juvenile to break the hold, then uses his strength to twist Juvenile off of him, but he only ends up in a reverse ankle lock, and the screams of Richardson are heard through out the arena, but he does not submit. Juvenile - " Come on you wussy, give it up beotch, give it up ! " Michael Richardson is dragging them both to the ropes, he is almost there when Juvenile lets go and slides out in front of him, grabbing a chair and slamming the rim of it into the temple of Michael Richardson who falls from his hands and knee's to the mat. Juvenile drops the chair and goes under the ring, tossing in plenty of weapons, including a 5 gallon pickle bucket, a golf club, a tennis racket, a can of paint, a paint roller and a small 3 foot wooden ladder. Styles - " Now Juvenile is getting back in the ring with the chair and all the other goodies he tossed in ! " Juvenile goes over to Richardson and love taps him with the chair to put him back down again, then Juvenile sets up the ladder with the paint bucket on top of it, taking the lid off, then he grabs the paint roller and holds it up to the cheering fans, he then climbs the ladder. Styles - " Looks like Juvenile is going to do some home improvement ! " Juvenile is acting funny for the fans, and then he starts to loose his balance, it is only a show, but for the point of having the open paint can fall right onto the head of Michael Richardson, the blue paint splashes out all over him, while the can is resting over his head, he starts to flail around, Juvenile then sizes him up with the paint roller and lets him have it, like a pinyota, he thrashes wildly at the bucket on Richardson's head. After about 6 shots with the paint roller the bucket flies off of Michael Richardson's head, his face is totally blue, he drops and rolls out of the ring, before Juvenile can hit him with the roller another time, Richardson is clearing the paint from his eyes, Juvenile is mocking him and giving it up to the cheering fans. Tely - " Juvenile is certainly a showmen, good call by Lucas Myphis on hiring this guy, Richardson is in bad shape, this must be humiliating ! " Juvenile is not paying attention to Michael Richardson for a few seconds, which was a bad move as his opponent slides in behind him and when Juvenile turns around he catches a foot right in his mouth, then another ! Richardson - " Meet the REAL Feet from the Street ... BEOTCH ! " Richardson grills Juvenile into the corner, then picks up the small wooden ladder and sets it about 3 feet away from Juvenile, then takes to the opposite corner, runs and uses the ladder to step up and leap high at Juvenile with a cross body splash, landed perfectly, Juvenile falls right on top of the ladder and is hang of of it. Michael Richardson gets the fans cheering for him as he climbs the turn buckle and lands a guillotine leg drop on the back of Juvenile's neck, the ladder stays firm and Juvenile bounces off of it to the mat. Styles - " Ohhhh man, that had to hurt, holy crap that was cool ! " Michael Richardson goes for the submission and his The Core- Crossface Hold(Crossface Crippler), and Juvenile screams in pain as his neck is wrenched and his arm is twisted, but he will not give up, even though his throat is bleeding from a splinter he got off the wooden ladder. Tely - " For gods sake referee, call the match, his throat is bleeding ! " The referee is near calling the match, but as he lifts Juvenile's arm, each time it stays up, then a nurse in a red on white nurses outfit is seen running to the ring, the referee is distracted as she climbs into the ring, Richardson finally notices and releases the hold, the nurse ( Brown) goes to Juvenile to help him. Sheila - " The SXW, EMT is in the ring, I think this match is over ?! " Juvenile is slowly getting up, Michael Richardson is relaxing a bit more thinking Juvenile is wounded and out, but then he gets smacked between the eyes with the golf club, the nurse put it in Juvenile's hand, and then she moved out of the way, as to not let Michael see the club shot coming, a steam of blood squirts from Richardson's forehead. Tely - " Oh my god, I think he killed him ! " Michael then takes a low blow from Nurse Brown, and then Juvenile puts
Richardson in to the standing crucifix cradle and ...after several seconds
in the hold, enough for a three count if this was not a submission win,
Michael Richardson cannot reach the ropes, he is no doubt high from
the paint vapors and he passes out. Cheryl - " Winner of this match via knock out and technical submission
......... JUVENILE !!!!!! " After the match, and after having the hold on for much longer then needed, Juvenile lets go and has the referee raise his hand in victory, then Nurse Brown leaves the ring as Juvenile reaches to his bloody throat and pulls off a special effects dark skinned blood pack, his throat was never pierced by wood splinters. |
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Styles - " What the hell, a total set up, and that is the nurse who takes care of Venom, he is not even here tonight, unless this is a foreshadowing of his appearance here tonight !? " Tely - " Wow, Richardson got robber, he has the match, he even has paint all over his face, and he still had the match ! " Sheila - " If that was not a set up, then maybe it was all an illusion !? " Tely and Styles look at each other and roll their eye to the back of their heads ! Tely - " Folks, while ring crews clean off the paint, we will take a commercial break and be right back with the start of our Contest of Champions tournament 1st round matches, the winners all go into the 1st ever SXW PPV and get a shot at the SXW World Championship title, the stuff legends are made of ! " |
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Styles - " Folks we are back, the blue paint has been almost totally washed off the ring, but I am afraid for Cheyenne that it may be soon cover with a red crimson mass, that would be her gushing blood ! " Tely -" So the glass is half empty with you, aye Styles !? " Styles - " Huh ?! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title
match, but it is a qualifying match for the SXW Contest of Champions
tournament . This match has a 15 minute time limit !!! " A Lone Drum Beat echo's through out the arena as Cheyenne walks out as the lights are out and smoke is all over the floor camouflaging Cheyenne, when the lights come back on she is in the ring ! Cheryl - " Now in the ring, one half of the Regulators tag team, mistress of the Indian Death Grip ..... she is .... CHEYENNE !!!! " Cheryl - " And her opponent ...... " ' Am I Evil ' by Danzig Plays as the lights fade, when the lights appear Loci is in the ring, where he then spits fire as turnbuckle pyro's explode. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he dwells in places such as Salem's
Lot .... he is ...... LOCI !!!!!! " Loci spits fire straight into the air, Cheyenne then lays down on her back, and Loci goes over and makes a one handed pin. ( after a slight delay ) referee - " 1...2....3." Cheryl - " Winner of this match via pin fall, and onto the 2nd
round at CoC ...... LOCI !!!!!! " Lugg Nutt enters the ring just as Loci stands up, Lugg then reaches his hand down and helps Cheyenne back to her feet, then Lugg-Nutt takes a microphone from Cheryl ! Lugg - " SXW, you where told that the Soldiers of Darkness where coming to X-Treme Island, and now we are here ... with the Demon of Mischief & Mayhem ... Loci, the soldiers will devour and conquer the enter SXW ! " Lugg - " Loci will go on to fight in this pathetic little tournament, and his 2nd round opponent will be the one the SOD have pre-selected to burn in hell ! " Lugg - " And the SOD have the ball sacks to let Bull, Slayer, Beast & Cyric all know that tonight in the main event, the main man, yours truly is walking out with that Hard-core title strap and if you have any sense, once my feet are in the ring, you will toss you own ass over the top rope and out so I don't have to fuck you up myself, cause it won't be pretty ! " Lugg - " Now I know your all sitting there thinking ... sure with Cheyenne and Loci to back him up, he has some balls, but until the right time, our man inside SXW will remain anonymous, but he has some plans for the main event ... just another reason the main man is going to be the first to hold gold here in SXW ! " Loci - " Slayer Red, Kamikaze, Cyric you all will learn the power of Loci and the forces of darkness now at my command, Lugg-Nutt & Cheyenne are now in and unholy marriage to their demon god, and soon this entire island will bow to their true lord ! " Cheyenne - " I know a few of you thought that I might be a nice respectable girl from next door, but I am the bitch who will replace your daddy, in your nightmares, so watch your back boyz ...... the SOD are in full effect and SXW is ours for the taking ! " Symphony of Destruction plays as the three exit the ring, a dark mist flows across the floor as they exit the arena ! |
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Styles - " Well, looks like SXW has it's first stable, and with the owners gone, the timing was right, Lugg-Nutt is already declaring himself the new SXW Hard-core Champion ! " Sheila - " Does that mean he plans to cheat ?! " Tely - " You are very observant there Stacey, good thing you have looks ! " Sheila - " What !? " Styles - " Even I picked something else up off what Lugg Nutt said, and speaking of which are next match, the second match of the tournament, in which the winner will face Loci,at COC, hmmmm ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title
match, but it is a qualifying match for the SXW Contest of Champions
tournament . This match has a 15 minute time limit !!! " Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyros. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Japan, he is the mysterious and honorable ..... KAMIKAZE !!!!!!!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent ...... " ' People of the Sun ' By Rage Against the Machine begins to blast through the arena, as Max Nova darts from the entrance ramp, as pyro's follow him down the entrance ramp, and finally on the four corner posts as he slides into the ring and gives it up for his fans ... ( Fans pop ) Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he makes Warp 9 a reality,
he is .... MAX NOVA !!!!!!!! " Both men are in the ring and give an honorable bow, then they step back and charge forwards locking it up, neither gains much ground as they break it off and into the sparing stance. Kamikaze dives at Max Nova and takes him to the mat with hurricane DDT, Max gets up after a few seconds and gets taken down again with a flying clothesline, but he makes a leg sweep that trips Kamikaze, they both are on the mat and start to fist fight, each gets maybe a 1 or 2 count every time they roll and one is technically being pinned. Kamikaze uses his feet and flips Max Nova over and off of him, Max lands on his back, Kamikaze then flips to his feet and when Max stands up Kamikaze back kicks and then turns around and leaps at Max Nova nailing him with a flying neck breaker, Max is down, Kamikaze is slow to make the cover. referee - " 1...2.." Max Nova kicks out, Kamikaze is impressed, and then goes to the top turn buckle and attempts his Air Strike- Spinning round house kick off the top rope, but amazingly Max Nova dives and Kamikaze spins himself right into the mat, Max Nova makes the pin. referee - " 1...2..." Kamikaze gets his shoulder up at the last second, fans give a huge pop, Max Nova picks up his opponent and slams him with a underhook powerbomb, then a nasty pump handle backbreaker and rolls Kamikaze into another pin. referee - " 1...2..." Kamikaze again gets his shoulder up, the fans roar, Max Nova sneers,
he then puts Kamikaze right into an armbar & arm scissors (rings
of Saturn). Kamikaze gets his hand to the bottom rope and holds on, the referee has Max break and he does clean, once again they are on their feet and lock it up. Tely - " This has been a great match, equal power, each has landed several moves, many pins ! " Max & Kamikaze are locked up and each tries for a suplex, finally Kamikaze turns the hold into a German suplex, and releases ... sending Max nova across the mat, Kamikaze goes down to, but gets up slowly, maybe having taken most of the impact himself, he walks over to Max Nova and lifts him up, takes his opponent to the turn buckle and climbs, setting up for a tornado DDT. Just then Lugg Nutt charges to the ring, with his Kendo stick in hand,
walks up the stairs behind Kamikaze and slams him across the back of
the head with the Kendo stick, while Kamikaze was sitting on the turn
buckle, he gets all messed up, Lugg Nutt gives him a second whack, the
referee sees it all, Max Nova must not have seen it, as he spikes Kamikaze
with his Warp 9- Belly to Belly Crossed Arm Trap Cradle Suplex pinning
him. Cheryl - " Winner via disqualification and onto the 2nd round
at CoC ...... KAMIKAZE !!!!!! " After the match, Kamikaze & Max Nova are arguing with the referee and want the match to continue, Lugg Nutt walked slowly out of the arena, and after a few seconds Lucas Myphis come out with a microphone and had words for Max & Kamikaze ! Lucas - " I see no reason this match should continue, Max Nova clearly is aligned with the Soldiers of Darkness and he cheated to try and defeat you, obviously you are the superior wrestler as we will see not only this Sunday at CoC when you take on Loci in your and his second match for the world title, but the next day with or without the SXW World Championship title around your waste you will face Brandon Hex in a good old fashion strap match ! " Lucas - " As for you Nova, I hope your alliance with the SoD was worth your shot at the SXW World Championship Title belt ! " Kamikaze obviously does not believe Lucas as he and Max Nova slowly exit the ring while Danger Zone plays ! |
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Sheila - " Nova is part of the SoD, so the makes four ! " Styles - " No, no, this is some serious bull shit, Lucas Myphis has got the wrong idea about Max Nova, and Kamikaze also, if he thinks this honor less win will fly with him ! " Tely - " At any rate, as of now, are first 2nd round match at CoC, is Loci versus Kamikaze, and the SoD set this win up so Loci could face Kamikaze, which means Kamikaze is gonna have a bad day come this Sunday ! " Styles - " With the SoD already making a B-line for him, yeah the little guy is toasted with little cinnamon sprinkles on top ... mmmmm sprinkles ! " Sheila - " Stoner ... next folks we have the big guys, as the up and coming power houses of SXW go head to head ! " Styles - " I may be baked, but I so read into your horny little sedge-way ! " Tely - " God I wish William was here, folks it;s Omega versus Raging Bull, bound to be a good one, winner faces either Legionnaire or Slayer Red at CoC, all around this is a winner combo, and that random drawn matches sure fell into place on these next two matches ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title
match, but it is a qualifying match for the SXW Contest of Champions
tournament . This match has a 15 minute time limit !!! " 'My Name Is' starts playing and the Raging Bull is lowered from the X-Tremetron, with Christina is his arms, they then make way to the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring along with Christina his manager ... he is ... RAGING BULL ! " Christina has a huge medical tape around her forehead, since she took a nasty chair shot from Brandon Hex last week, she is set down near the ring. Cheryl - " And his opponent .... " ' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights go out and the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-tremetron and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on and Omega is standing in the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with his manager Alpha ...... he is ...... OMEGA !!!!!! " Bull & Omega size each other up in side the ring, Alpha & Christina do the same across the ring from the outside. Just then " Master of Puppets " redone by Pantera plays through out the arena as Lucas Myphis walks out to the top of the entrance ramp, he address Raging Bull & Omega in the ring. Lucas - " Bull, Omega, Edwin Fitzgerald has a spot in mind for maybe the both of you, he thinks you can be the hulk behind the rating for SXW, but I however am not convinced ! " Lucas - " Personally I think Brimstone should spear head this federation, but I am interest in seen what you two can do here tonight, as our match is now ... you guessed it .. a no holds barred, no DQ, Hard-core match, so you can really CUT loose ! " Lucas - " So right here tonight we can find out which one of you really is the best of the second class of big men here in SXW ! " Lucas - " The fans and all of you are very luck, you two ended
up getting the random drawing of facing one another, as after this match,
one of you will not be the 1st ever SXW World Champion, that you can
be sure of ! " Christina and Alpha both grabs chairs and slide them into the ring, Omega & Raging Bull run to each grab a chair and then turn ready to smack the other with it, they stand at a draw, outside the ring Alpha cruises over to Christina, and grabs her by the hair, and starts to cat fight with her. Styles - " yeahhhh baby, we already have a cat fight going, I was so hoping this would happen ! " Raging Bull turns his head for a second and Omega lets him have it, THUD, and Bull stumbles back into the ropes, Omega charges at him with the chair held high and gets flunk over the top rope, by a shoulder toss from Raging Bull , Omega crashes to the mat, Bull climbs out of the ring and ends up right in front of Alpha, who has a hand full of Christina's hair. Sheila - " Ahhhh, girl, get out of there ! " Bull grabs Alpha by her hair, causing Alpha to release her grip on Christina's hair, she slaps Alpha across the face, then kicks her in the ankle, Bull laughs and tosses her into Omega, he is just getting up and grabs his manager to prevent her from falling, he then looks up and takes a head shot with a chair. Tely - " Ouch, the chairs have been flying and landing ... X-Tra hard ! " Raging Bull then grabs a trash can, Alpha gets out of the way as it crashes down on Omega, he is then rammed into the ring stairs, CRASH echo's through out the arena, Bull then hits Omega with a powerslam and goes for the pin. referee - " 1....2" Omega gets his shoulder up, the fans give a huge pop, he fights back, but Raging Bull gets him again, this time with a belly to belly suplex, landing them both on the hard arena floor, they stay down for while, each has their manager trying to get them to stand up and take advantage of the other's condition. Omega is to his feet and grabs Bull right out of Christina's arms and takes him into a half suplex, then walks forwards and drops him on the ring stairs, leaving his torso hanging over the edge for a dropping knee smash from the ring apron, Bull rolls off the steps to the floor on his back and Omega goes for a one leg pin. referee - " 1...2" Raging Bull rolls and breaks the pin, he then grabs hold of Omega's ankle and won't let go, soon he is standing and has Omega hopping on one foot, Bull then pulls him towards him and nails a short arm clothesline, that knocks Omega loppey but not down, the second clothesline does that ! Styles - " Bull is charging back and it is not good for Omega ! " Raging Bull tries for a pin. referee - " 1...2" Omega gets his shoulder up, so Bull lefts his opponent to his feet and then sets up for an airplane spin, as he hoists Omega onto his shoulders, the fans start to boo, but not for Raging Bull as Brandon Hex is seen sneaking to the ring with a led pipe, just as Raging Bull starts to spin, Brandon whacks him in the face with the led pipe, WHACK, blood splatters everywhere as Raging Bull's nose is broken. Tely - " Damn, I think that shot may have broken Bull's nose ! " Bull drops Omega as he takes a second shot from the led pipe, this time to the stomach, then Christina charges in, but once she realizes it is Brandon Hex, she backs away in fear, then Alpha gets gutsy, as she goes after Hex, he swings at her and misses, because she ducks, that is when Omega spears him to the floor, the led pipe flies into the crowd, then some fan yells ' Ouch my face ' ! Omega stands up and grabs Brandon Hex who is smiling at him, Omega starts to talk shit to him, then he feels a tap on his shoulder, he thinks it is Raging Bull and Omega turns around whipping the hardest right hook of his career, and cannot stop once he sees it is Christina, she takes the first shot, it knocks her out cold and flying into the air, she lands limp on the ground, Hex laughs as Raging Bull witnesses the whole thing. Styles - " Oh crap, Bull is pissed poor Omega got a bum rap !
" Omega is in shock as Raging Bull takes him down with the Raging Charge- Running Crossbody Splash (Ho Train) and takes him down to the ground, then pummels him with rights & lefts. Meanwhile Brandon Hex makes a clean get away, Alpha grabs a steel chair and whacks Bull in the back of the head with it ! Tely - " Folks, this may be hard to believe, but this is still a match and somebody has to win yet, if you can call it that ! " Omega gets up and does just that, nails Raging Bull with his Omega Destroyer- Gorilla Press Slam, then chokeslam opponent while in mid air, fans are even patting his back as he makes the pin right on the entrance way. referee - " 1....2....3" Cheryl - " Winner of this match via pinfall and onto the 2nd round
at CoC ...... OMEGA !!!!!! " After the match, all sides need to fall limp with pain and injury, Alpha is the only one not injured, she is trying to aid Omega, who doesn't really feel like a winner . |
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Styles - " Wow, another bloody match for the record books here in SXW ! " Tely - " Hex is lucky the Fitzgerald's are not here now, or his ass might get fired, his attacks are totally un-called for ! " Sheila - " What is his problem with Bull anywise ? And more so why is he taking it out on Christina ?! " Styles - " Maybe he will answer those questions once Bull puts his foot firmly up his undead ass ! " Tely - " After this commercial break folks, another good match, provided there are no fricken run in's will be Legionnaire versus Slayer Red, as it is Machineman versus Beastman, should be a heart ripper ! " |
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COMMERCIAL SXW presents, CONTEST OF CHAMPIONS, July 30th at the SXW Battle Dome on X-Treme Island of the coast of Florida ! Join XWF as we discover our first ever, undisputed SXW CHAMPION OF
THE WORLD, as one man or women will walk away with the SXW World Championship
Title Belt, the most valued prize in all of wrestling !!!!! Sponsored by Apple Computers and Big Z's once size fits all but small condoms ! |
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Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title
match, but it is a qualifying match for the SXW Contest of Champions
tournament . This match has a 15 minute time limit !!! " ' The.Morality.Squad ' by GWAR begins to play and the fans cheer as Legionnaire make his way from the back to his adoring fans, he then walks to the ring with robotics precision ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he puts the Super in, Super hero ... he is .... LEGIONNAIRE !!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent ....... " ' Iced Earth ' by Century begins to play as the beastly looking Slayer Red makes his way to the ring, eyes forward ! Cheryl - " Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, weighing
in at 480lbs, demons beware ... he is ... SLAYER RED!!!!!!! " Legionnaire is ready to fight, Slayer Red is looking Legionnaire over as if he plans to find a weak point, then Slayer stikes, Legionnaire dodges the claw attack, but gets nailed with an elbow to the forehead, he returns with a first shot to the ribs of Slayer Red then gets in a sidewalk slam, as Legionnaire lifts Slayer Red to his feet, Legionnaire finds himself in a gorilla press slam, that ends up seeing him launched over the top rope and to the floor outside the ring. Tely - " Wow, check out the strength coming from Slayer Red ! " Slayer Red is all to quick to exit the ring, as he approaches the down
Legionnaire .... Lucas - " Gentlemen, if I can even call either of you that ... " Lucas - " Thanks to these random drawings for CoC qualifying matches, the fans get to see the two of you go at it, which according to the SXW newsgroup is a highly anticipated match, even though SXW is just 8 days old ! " Lucas - " So as to not upset the fans, I have desided that the DQ rules for this match will be ..... enforced ! " Lucas - " That means ... Slayer, no outside hte ring weapons for you ..... Legionnaire, non of your howky little inspecter gadgets ?! " Lucas - " Basically the referee is to make sure the rules apply, 100 % and ever step of the way, that includes .... " referee - " 1.....2.....3.." The referee starts the out of the ring 10 count, as Lucas Myphis sports
an evil grin and waks backstage. Legionnaire & Slayer Red seem to agree on a clean match as they both step onto the ring and climb back into it, once in the ring they lock up, and the strength of Legionnaire whips Slayer Red into the corner where he recieves a pump kick to the heart, after Legionnaire leaps on the top rope with one foot and hten back off at an angle towards his opponent. Slayer Red is knocked for a whirl, but gains his ground quickly as he grabs Legionnaire and spins right into an inverted face lock front suplex and then tries for a pin. referee - " 1....2." Legionnaire kicks out, only to be lifted back to his feet and slammed back to the mat in a suplex powerslam (jackhammer), and then another pin, again Legionnaire kicks out. Slayer Red places Legionnaire in the corner as he goes for a running drop kick, but Legionnaire moves and Slayer Red straddles the corner post horizanally, Legionnaire quickly grabs his opponents head and a lands a variant inverted DDT, then goes for a pin. referee - " 1...2." Styles - " Weak move, but Legionnaire still tries for a pin . " Slayer Red gets his shoulder up, Legionnaire takes him quickly into a spinning neck breaker, putting Slayer Red down again, Legionnaire then nails an Asia moonsault and another pin. referee - " 1...2." Tely - " Nice combo, this could do it folks ! " Slayer Red kicks out, Legionnaire lifts Slayer Red to his feet and is setting him up for a suplex, that gets reversed on Legionnaire, he takes hanging vertical suplex, the fans pop as he is in the air for near 30 seconds until Slayer brings him crashing down and into a cover. referee - " 1...2." Legionnaire gets his shoulder up, the fans are going nuts, the ring is still shaking, again the two are locked up, and finally after much struggle to gain the upper hand Legionnaire nails a body to body suplex, then as Slayer Red rolls to his feet, he takes a German Suplex into a bridge pin. referee - " 1...2." Cheryl - " Winner of this match via pin fall and onto the 2nd
round at CoC ...... LEGIONNAIRE !!!!!! " After the match Legionnaire is quick to exit the ring, as Slayer Red soon gets to his feet and with his teeth rips the stuffing out of each turn buckle, before he calms down and head to the back ! |
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Styles - " I thought these CoC tournamnt matches where to all be the same, so nobody could say they got araw deal, but it looks like half the card got a raw deal tonight ! " Tely - " Will Lucas Myphis even have a job come this Saturday when the Fitzgerald's return, I know a few people who hope not ! " Sheila - " This is the last match right, the one all hard-core battle royal ?! " Tely - " Sure is Sheila, tonight SXW gets it first title holding Champion and who will it be, out of the 5 top notch competitors ! " Styles - " Don't bore people with your questions Tely, we will all know the answer very soon ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is a hard-core, no rules or DQ,
Battle Royal for one pinfall, and this match is for the SXW Hard-core
Championship title belt, with a 25 minute time limit ! " ' Bodies ' by Danzig plays as Cyric is seen making his way to the ring, red lights and smoke spreads through the arena, then 4 bolts of lighting strike the turn buckles as Cyric steps onto the ring apron . Cheryl - " Now making his way into the ring, from places unknown .... he is .... CYRIC !!!!! " Cyric wears his chest plate and has no weapons.'My Name Is' starts playing and the Raging Bull is lowered from the X-Tremetron, with Christina is his arms, they then make way to the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring along with Christina his manager ... he is ... RAGING BULL ! " Raging Bull had an old wooden chair with him, he also has some lighter fluid, hmmmm, ' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds ..... he is ....... BEAST !!!!!! " Beast carries 'Smash & Bash' painted chair his trademark chair, and has a leather strap set like a lasso and tightened around his shoulder and chest, so only he can get at it when the time is right.' Iced Earth ' by Century begins to play as the beastly looking Slayer Red makes his way to the ring, eyes forward ! Cheryl - " Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 480lbs, demons beware ... he is ... SLAYER RED!!!!!!! " And finally, 'Symphony of Destruction' by Megadeath begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring ! Tyler - " Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Regulators tag team and weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG NUTT !!!!!! " Lugg Nutt is not alone however, he has his two weapons, aka: Loci &
Cheyenne, there are now seven stars around or in the ring, when ...... Lucas - " OK people, this match was set to be a one fall Hard-core battle royal. but I don;t think these 20000 screaming fans care to have this match end with one pinfall, I think they want a good old fashion over the top rope or elimination style match, what do you all think ?! " The fans roar, the arena rumbles, the answer is obvious ! Lucas - " OK gentlemen, as of now, this match is a elimination style battle royal, that means for there to be a winner, 4 other men in that ring must be tossed out over the top rope and part of their body touches the floor, the last man in the ring who was not eliminated wins ! " Lucas - " Also it is customary to not credit a wrestler with a loss when they do not win a battle royal or royal rumble, but in this case, with just 5 of you, I think that rule along with the rest, simply will not fly in this match, so if your not the SXW Hard-core Champion at the end of the night, look to see a loss where normally a other would go ! " Lucas - " So just do it already ! " Raging Bull lights his chair on fire, Beast is sizing up the opposition, Slayer Red goes right after Cyric, they lock up and pummel into a corner, Lugg Nutt & the SoD: Loci & Cheyenne all flood the ring and they gang up on Raging Bull. Raging Bull swings his flaming chair at Loci, who gets hit in the chest, flames spit out from the point of impact, Loci nails Bull with a throat chop, Cheyenne lands a low blow, then Lugg Nutt whacks his Kendo stick over the head of Raging Bull, then using the Kendo stick in delivering a Russian leg sweep to Bull knocking him down, then Loci grabs the flaming chair and beaks it over Bull's head, his hair is fried as Lugg Nutt rolls him over for a pin, while Loci & Cheyenne stand guard. referee - " 1...." Raging Bull has been eliminated, Beast tosses Loci outside the ring with a clothesline over the top rope, Cheyenne is woozy and must exit the ring, Lugg Nutt stands up and starts getting huge fists in his face, then into bear hug, meanwhile Cyric and Slayer Red have split up and each nails a power move, Cyric with a stretch slam (pumphandle) and Slayer hits Cyric with a belly to back suplex. Beast still has Lugg Nutt in he bear hug, until Loci and Cheyenne are back in the ring and both hit him from behind with drop kicks, the hold is broken and Lugg Nutt drives Beast into the mat with a Napalm- swinging DDT off the turn buckle, they then try to pick the big man up, and it is not easy. Slayer Red and Cyric are still in their melee it is intense, but just when Slayer Red scores a single arm DDT, he goes off the second rope for a leg drop on Cyric, when a Voivod portal opens between the two of them, and another one opens horizontally outside the ring, Slayer Red cannot avoid falling into the one portal and the second portal drops him outside of the ring, the portal go away and referee's eliminate Slayer Red. Slayer Red has been eliminated, Cyric is a bit shocked but free to act, as he goes over to the Soldiers of Darkness, who are ganging up on Beast, Cyric grabs Cheyenne with one hand and choke slams her out of the ring, Loci turns to Cyric and they start to fist fight. Beast has just Lugg Nutt stomping him and with an arm sweep Lugg Nutt is tripped off of his feet, Beast stands up and looses the leather strap that is around his shoulder and chest, he then takes it off and lets out about 3 feet of slack, then starts to whip Lugg Nutt. Cyric and Loci are pummeling, but finally Cyric nails his Inferno's Snare- Belly to Back Hammerlock Suplex, then goes across the ring and back at Loci, just as he is standing up he takes a clothesline from hell, but Loci holds on and as he goes over the top rope, he drags Cyric along with him and they both get eliminated from touching the floor, they stand right up and start to fist fight again. Slayer Red is still at ring side, he is calm for having been eliminated and he only watches as Loci & Cyric fight and Lugg and Beast fight in the ring, Cheyenne sneaks into the ring behind Beast, who is whipping Lugg Nutt with the strap, but after the 5th lash, Lugg Nutt catches the strap, and starts to tug-a-war with Beast, which is totally a lost cause, but then Cheyenne leaps off the turn buckle and onto the shoulder of Beast, he struggles for a bit, the strap is dropped on his side, Lugg Nutt pulls the strap away from Beast. Loci & Cyric still fight outside the ring, Cheyenne is punching Beast in his head while on his shoulders, he simply flings himself forwards and Cheyenne face plants to the mat, Lugg Nutt screams in rage as he whips the strap around Beast's neck then starts to choke him. Cheyenne rolls out of the ring, Cyric & Loci have now fought into the crowd, two wooden chairs lay in the ring and Lugg Nutt is behind Beast, using a leather strap to choke him, Beast starts to reach for his "Painted Chair" and finally gets hold of one leg, his eyes bulge from the sockets as Lugg Nutt strengthens the strap choke. Beast gets the chair and swings it like a club, behind his own head
in hopes to smash Lugg, which it does, right in the face, the chair
shatters into dozens of pieces as Lugg Nutt falls backwards unconscious,
Beast looses then strap on his throat and then heave-hoes Lugg Nutt
out of the ring and on top of Cheyenne, they both collapse to the ground. The fans are going crazy, Loci & Cyric still fight in their midst's, Lugg & Cheyenne are down and Slayer Red finally walks to the back as the referee grabs the SXW Hard-core Championship title belt. Cheryl - " Your winner via final elimination, and your first ever,
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....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the
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The fans seem to like Lucas Myphis but who do the stars and the owners
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The SoD formed and are formidable, as Loci leads Lugg-Nutt & Cheyenne
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Kamikaze gets into the second round but how does the way he won effect
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Omega goes into the 2nd round much the same, after Brandon Hex attacks
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Machine wins over Beast as Legionnaire goes to CoC and the 2nd round,
his gadgets did not aid in his victory tonight !
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The Battle Royal was nasty, in the end Beast won, but Voivod not only
got Slayer Red eliminated but stole the HC title
right out of Beast's hands, what will it take for him to get his strap back, as this is a slap in the face for out 1st Champion ! |
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