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results 8/22/2000
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Tuesday Night Turmoil
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " X-Treme Dome " located on X-Treme Island !
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Nic Fenix vs. GraDee
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Standard Match
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none
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Venom vs. Gomez
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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' The English Beast ' Mark Harrison
vs. Raging Bull |
Hard-core Match
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none
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none
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The Ronin, Akira Ito vs. Torment
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Hardkore Kid vs. Juvenile
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Hard-core Match
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none
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none
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Shain ' Krazee ' Nelles
vs. Voivod |
Submission Match
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none
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2nd round cross hold tournament
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Omega vs. CoolmanP
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Submission Title Match
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WC
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2nd round cross hold tournament
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Kamikaze vs. Bad Bonz
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Extreme Match
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none
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none
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Beast ' the Crusher '
vs. Brandon Hex |
Hard-core Title Match
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HC
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none
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Max Nova vs. Marshall Mathers
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Beast ' the Crusher ', Brimstone &
Slayer Red vs. Sandman, Voivod & Mystery Opponent |
Six Man Tag Team Match
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none
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One Fall
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" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN
& S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE
30,217 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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The camera pans through the fans, and all kinds of sign's are held up, such as ' Who is the real Beast ', ' I Dig Hex's grave ', ' Up with Fenix ' and other corny signs made by major SXW marks. To start the show ' Where not going to take it ' by Twisted Sister blast the arena PA system and William Fitzgerald walks down to the ring with a microphone in hand.
The fans cheer, the Chant of ' SXW ' starts, then William starts to speak ... William - " Thank thank you, but we do not have everything, at least not until tonight.Now I know many many people, wrestlers, ex-wrestlers and fans approached me and my father about this, what am I speaking of ? " William - " I am speaking about the position of Commissioner, and the fact that as of 24 hours ago, it has been filled. " William - " So let me introduce your SXW commish, he his a former wrestler, and former champion, but now the SXW commish he is....Rob "BULLDOG" Johnson ! "(Fans cheer) Dogs are heard barking, and Bulldog's theme (Goldbergs theme) plays
throughout the arena, the fans cheers get to be deafening as Bulldog
walks out. He greets the fans and slowly walks down to the ring, white pyro's go off, completely encircling him, they die down and Bulldog keeps walking, he slides into the ring and smiles, he waves to the fans, then turns looks at William who is beaming ear to ear like a kid in a candy store, and shakes his hand William - " Well Bulldog welcome to the wildest federation on the planet the SXW ! " Bulldog takes the mic and attempts to speak but the cheers are deafening. Bulldog - " Thank you, thank you.Well Fitzy, I'm glad to be here, and one things for sure, things around here aren't all peachy, and it's time for a change(more cheers)." William - " A change huh, what do you mean?? " Bulldog - " Simple, I ain't gonna be the traditional commish, I ain't gonna go around making matches like some cats walking around, I ain't gonna lie down for anyone either though.I am here to keep the order, and watch and observe, but be forewarned, I may not wrestle anymore, but that doesn't mean I will be intimidated by some of the punks running around. " William - " Don't forget about your show. " Bulldog - " Oh yeah, since we know that you fans can't get enough of the SXW we came up with a little show that will air Saturday mornings, we are calling it Saturday Morning Haymaker, I'm gonna voice my opinion on the stuff happening around here, gonna make some predictions, and hell just cause I want to, I'm gonna have a couple of matches for you to see, and these won't be simple little pansy matches, no all of these will be special matches, at the very least they will be hard-core matches, cause I love seeing two guys beating the hell out of each other. "(more cheers) William - " Well Bulldog, when we approached you we knew why we did, and because of what you just said I know we made the right choice, I'm sorry to all the guys who wanted to be commish, but with you running around making matches will only give the bookers in the back a headache, and Bulldog realizes this, but he will not be a rag doll for you wrestlers to beat on, unlike some other commish's I've seen(crowd laughs)So Bulldog, welcome to the SXW, and I hope you have a good run here, maybe we will even be lucky to get you in a match now and then. " Bulldog(laughs) - " Hehe, you never know Fitzy, maybe if I'm in the mood I will, and remember everyone the POOCH.. (crowd yells) IS ON THE LOOSE!!!!! " The SXW theme plays as William and Bulldog walk backstage to monstrous cheers. |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face and gripping a broom above his head. Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City,
weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... " ' Bomb Track ' by Rage Against the Machine plays the fans start to cheer as the InSuBorDinaTe, Nic Fenix makes his way to the ring, giving high five's to the fans. Cheryl - " .....and now, from Stockholm, Sweden, he is the newest
wrestler on the scene , weighing in at 241...He is .... NIC FENIX !!!!!!!
" GraDee charges at Nic Fenix, who ducks the missile drop kick and rolls to his feet, upon turning around GraDee is already flying back at him with another kick, this time it connects and sends Nic Fenix into the corner, where GraDee locks in a leg twist pulling his opponent to the mat for a Reverse Standing Figure Four Leg Lock, with in a few seconds Fenix puts his arm on the bottom rope and GraDee breaks clean. Styles - " Already into a submission hold, but Fenix is no ring rookie ! " Nic Fenix is up and locks into a game of mercy with GraDee, Fenix is totally winning this one, but GraDee is no slouch either, he immediately drops into a low blow, then another leg twist and figure four leg lock, but again Fenix gets to the bottom rope, this time GraDee holds on longer, till the referee starts to count him for DQ. GraDee lets go and takes Fenix right up into a bulldog, then a scoop slam and follow up back breaker and pin. referee - " 1...2.." Fenix gets his shoulder up, he then locks up with GraDee again, and nails him with a single arm DDT, and tries for a pin, but GraDee gets out right away. Fenix and GraDee have both worn themselves out early in this match, they retreat to separate corners and catch their breath, then Fenix runs across the ring when he thinks GraDee is not looking, but he is and moves, allowing Fenix to straddle himself into the turn buckle, then GraDee pulls him by his hair into a back mounted cradle. referee - " 1....2..." Fenix barley breaks the pin hold, and finds himself in a full nelson, the hold is on for near a minute. Tely - " What's GraDee doing now ?! " GraDee has Fenix into he corner, and nails a full nelson butt drop which is a pin combo. referee - "1....2" Again Fenix gets his shoulder up, GraDee is not happy with the kick outs, so he goes to his corner and grabs his broom "Eric" and is about to use it, but the referee threatens a DQ. Styles - " Oh Oh, Fenix is taking advantage of this ! " Nic Fenix stands up and drop kicks the referee in the back, he slams into GraDee and both hit the corner, and both get hit with a cross body splash by Fenix, who then grabs GraDee out of the corner for a possible DDT, but a back drop from GraDee lands Fenix to the mat, only to be picked up and hit hard with a DDT brainbuster and into a pin. Tely - " But the referee is still down, this is pointless ! " GraDee gets a clue and then gets his Broom, climbs to the top turn buckle and wicked witch of the west style, rides it as he leaps off the turn buckle and slams hard onto Fenix with the broom and butt drop, then tosses " Eric " on top of Fenix and acts as the referee. GraDee - " 1...2.....3 ..... ERIC WINS, Eric Wins !!!!!!! " The referee is still down, GraDee is acting like the match is over and " Eric " won, he starts to exit the ring, fans are going crazy, but then Fenix and the referee both get up and GraDee starts to get counted out, same time Fenix is out of the ring and goes after his opponent, grabbing him on the shoulder. Bad move cause GraDee whips right around and whacks him on the side of the neck with the broom, then takes hold of Fenix and slams him into the guard rails, back and forth across the aisle, and finally into the ring steps. The referee is urging them to take it back into the ring, GraDee starts to push Fenix back into he ring, and follows in after him, but gets caught up in a Half Nelson Choke Hold(Tazmission), but for some reason GraDee stays calm and soon seems to pass out, Fenix cares not for a KO win, and takes " Eric" the broom and heads to the top turn buckle for his InSuBorDinaTe- Top Rope Body press(Plancha) with " Eric " the broom. Styles - " Ohhhhh, GraDee is toast ! " GraDee is not, as he slides out of the way allowing Fenix to crash
and burn, then GraDee locks on a Scorpion Deathlock Leg Lock(Sharpshooter),
Fenix rests his face on the mat as he calmly and quickly taps out. Cheryl - " And your winner via submission .... he is ..... GRADEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!! " After the match, GraDee retrieves " Eric " The Broom and unloads a few shots on Nic Fenix before he exits the arena, to boo's and cheers from fans. |
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Styles - " Wow, I thought for sure Nic Fenix would get the win, but at the last second GraDee moves out of the way and then scores the sharpshooter for the win ! " Tely - " Well folks, we are still waiting for William Fitzgerald to join us for commentary, but he must be held up back stage, we'll get are next match rolling none the less . " Styles - " How SXW is this, a vampire versus a blind martial artist, I wonder if this guy is really blind or just faking, during his training in the scrap yard, he had uncanny reflexes and reactions, he took out 3 rookies in a handicap match, there is more to it then simply having X-Treme senses ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to cheer."Suicide" starts playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entranceway.Gomez jumps off the X-Treme-a-tron, does a perfect 360, and lands on his feet.He walks to the ring, grabs the ring ropes, and flips up into the ring. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he hails from Dawson City Arizona, the blind, the crazy.....GOMEZ!!!!!!!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... " ' Firestarter ' by Prodigy plays as a blonde nurse wheels out Venom,
strapped in his straight jacket and sitting in his wheel chair, Nurse
Brown hurries him to the ring... Cheryl - " Now being let loose around the ring area ... he is
..... VENOM !!!! " Right off Venom starts to mock Gomez about being blind, pretending he cannot see and bumps into the ropes, Nurse Brown is outside the ring laughing, Gomez stands stern and calm, he seems to know what Venom is doing and then like lightning he strikes with a flying head scissors taking Venom down to the mat. Styles - " Did you see that ! " Gomez quickly twists Venom into the Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn), Venom is in major pain, but he does not submit, unseen by the referee Nurse Brown props Venom's leg onto the bottom rope then informs the referee. Gomez breaks the hold clean, only to get nailed in the belly over and over with elbow shots leading to a sidewalk slam and then a spinning back to back neck breaker and covers Gomez. referee - " 1....2" Gomez gets his shoulder up and is then lifted into a brain buster, but he falls down and lands on his feet behind Venom and then nails a reverse side Russian leg sweep and goes for a pin. referee - " 1...2" Venom pushes out with authority, Gomez lands on his feet and once Venom is standing he nails a hurricanrana that sends Venom through the ropes and out of the ring, as Nurse Brown helps her man to his feet, Gomez does a suicide dive through the ropes and spears Venom into he guard rail, then pulls him back of the head first, into the ring side. Styles - " Wow, Gomez is impressive, even the vampire cannot handle his speed and accuracy ! " Gomez knows right where Nurse Brown is and stops her from grabbing a chair, at the same time Venom gets back up and nails Gomez with a Short Arm Roundhouse Kick and then The Sting- Leg Face Driver(Fameasser), slamming Gomez face first into the floor mats. Venom and Nurse Brown push Gomez back into the ring, where Venom follows him in and hits a Flying Arm Scissors into a Crucifix Armbar, after a few seconds Gomez begins kicks over his own head and into the back of Venom's skull, this breaks the hold, both men roll to their feet and square off with a melee of punches and kicks. Styles - " Gomez is amazing, he blocks even blow and then strike with deadly accuracy, no way is he blind, this is another rip off gimmick ! " Venom is stunned after a Widow Maker- Atomic Drop, while Gomez takes to the corner waiting to strike again and he does with a thrust kick only using the tip of his toes, like a knife he hits right in the heart area of Venom, who screams in pain. Tely - " Wow, with his own foot he nearly killed a vampire ! " Venom is holding his chest, his shirt is torn in the area and his chest already starts to bruise, Gomez is not done yet he nails his Dragon Spirit- Underhook Face Driver, setting venom up for a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) and pin combo. referee - "1.....2.." Venom barely kicks out, only to get nailed again with a Dragon Suplex, another set up for Gomez as he climbs the turn buckle and lands a 540 splash, the fans pop huge and he makes another cover. referee - "1.....2." Again Venom kicks out, so Gomez lifts him up and takes him onto the
corner where he applies an amazing submission hold the Tarantula- Entraps
his opponent's arms & legs between the ring ropes & himself
and start to nail him with heart punches off the middle rope, finally
Venom says " I QUIT ! " Styles - " Did he just get a vampire to submit !? " |
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Styles - " Wow, is the world coming to an end or what, a blind man beats a ruthless vampire and nearly kills him using only his body, that would make even Kamikaze proud ! " Tely - " Oh come on, Kamikaze is always proud, now if it got a reaction from, Brandon Hex, then that would be something 1 " Styles - " He has a title match tonight against Beast, the Crusher, that will be a great match, and many more to come folks, after this commercial break ! " |
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Tely - " Folks we are back and have a full card of matches left, while William Fitzgerald for some reason is still not here must be some important business back stage ! " Styles - " Yeah, but isn't Lucas Myphis suppose to take care of that stuff while Edwin in on his business trip !? " Tely - " I only call ring action Styles, I have no idea how things get done around here ! " Styles - " We'll see how things get done in the UK, as two fellow country men both bent on proving who is the real deal are about to fight it out in a hard-core match ! " Tely - " Yeah, Bull is great, but the buzz in the locker room is that the English Beast, Mark Harrison has skills and more to back up his boasts, either way we will all see in a few seconds ! " Styles - " And for the record, this is not American soil or any countries, this is X-Treme island where the laws of man are thrown out the window and set on fire ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and a hard-core,
non title matches, with a 15 minute time limit ! " The lights go dark, orange and blue spotlights circle the arena, as the intro to "The Politicians" starts.... The lights converge in the center of the ring, drawing the fans' attention, before there is a HUGE explosion of blue and orange fireworks on the entrance ramp..... "The English Beast" Mark Harrison walks down to the ring, slowly, determinedly, shouting abuse at the fans, who in turn are shouting abuse at him..... He steps into the ring and raises his arms as blue and orange fireworks shoot from the ring posts... Cheryl - " Now in the the ring, he hails from Liverpool and weighs in at 275 pounds .. he is ... THE ENGLISH BEAST, MARK HARRISON !!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ........ " 'My Name Is' starts playing and the Raging Bull is lowered from the
X-Tremetron, with Christina is his arms ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring along with Christina
his manager ... he is ... RAGING BULL ! " Both men stand across from each other, a deep stare in their eyes, then they charge at each other and lock up like two mighty beast's, if they had horns, they would be locked, each starts to pound on the other with hard fist shots, finally the melee comes to an end as Mark Harrison scores a inverted atomic drop, leading into a underhook DDT and pin. referee - "1.." Raging Bull gets out right away, and is lifted into a Irish whip sending him face first into the top turn buckle and back into a pump handle back breaker and pin. Styles - " Whow, that was some power by Harrison ! " Raging Bull kicks out again, and is again lifted by his hair into a another Irish whip, but Bull reverses it and sends Mark Harrison across the ring and into and over the turn buckle, he is laying flat across the ropes as Bull drives hammer like fists down on his mid section. Tely - " Bull is no push over, this is all out war for pride ! " Raging Bull steps back and allows Mark Harrison to get himself down, only to get nailed hard by the Raging Charge- Running Crossbody Splash to opponent while against turn buckle (Ho Train), he is stunned and walks right into a Twist of Fate Neck Breaker. Styles - " What is Bull up to now ?! " Raging Bull is at the ropes asking Christina to get some weapons from under the ring, she tosses in a fire extinguisher, a few garbage can lids and a few phone books, the white pages. Bull grabs two phone books and slaps Mark Harrison silly with them, pages rip out and fly all over the ring, the English Beast is staggering, when Raging Bull blast him with the fire extinguisher, blinding him. Tely - " Well, now he knows how Gomez feels, but can he still fight like Gomez with out his eye sight !? " Raging Bull goes in for the kill with his Slaughter- 3/4 facelock Bulldog (Diamond Cutter) and into a pin. referee- "1 .....2. " Mark Harrison barely gets his shoulder up, Raging Bull punches him a few times in the face and tries again for a pin. referee - "1...2" Mark Harrison gets his shoulder up. Mark Harrison is lifted to his feet and nailed with a snap mare take down and another pin. referee - "1...." Again Mark Harrison kicks out, so Bull goes and grabs two garbage can lids, and is about to bell clap Mark Harrison with them, but the English Beast has his eye sight back and ducks, the lids clash together and Bull takes a full arm low blow, leading into a Reverse Standing Figure Four Leg Lock, the hold is on tight, Bull has no chance of escape. Whatever, Christina rolls into the ring and grabs a lid and slams the back of Mark Harrison's head with it, he is barely fazed by this, but he does release his hold, and chases Christina out of the ring, he follows after her and is almost upon her. Styles - " Come on Harrison, leave her alone ! " Mark Harrison has Christina by her hair, he is threatening her, when Bull leaps off the top turn buckle and double ax handle smashes Mark Harrison , he falls to the ground. Raging Bull is checking on Christina, all three are near Mark Harrison's corner and his union flag, which he grabs and slams it onto the back of Bull's head, this stuns him, and sets him up for a throat drop across the guard rail, and then a nasty Face First Airplane Spin Toss onto the steel ring stairs, Bull is toasted. Mark Harrison forces Bull back into the ring and hits him with a short arm clothesline, but Bull is still standing, perfectly for a snap suplex slamming him to the mat and into a pin. referee - " 1 ...2...." Raging Bull some how kicks out, maybe that was a mistake as Mark Harrison takes Bull to the turn buckle and climbs up it with Bull and lands his Slaughter House- Top Rope,Sit-down Powerbomb, the fans boo loudly as Mark makes the cover and leg hook. referee - "1.....2......3" Cheryl - " And your winner via pinfall ..... he is ..... THE ENGLISH
BEAST, MARK HARRISON !!!!!!! " After the match, Mark Harrison is waving the Union flag around the ring and mocking Raging Bull and Christina as they head towards the back. |
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Styles - " Well, Harrison may have won, but he has zero for sportsmanship ! " Tely - " What are you talking about, it was a hard-core match, that requires no sportsmanship ! " Styles - " Hmmm, and William is still not out here yet, he would be dishing out fines left and right by now, what gives !? " Tely - " Non the less the show must go one, and as Mark Harrison exits the ring we are ready for our next bout ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Styles - " In only a few days here at SXW, Torment has made her presence known. " Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers crisscross as the opening
strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog
walks The Ronin Akira Ito. He is wearing a gray t-shirt with the sleeves
cut off, and white spandex trunks that end at the mid-thigh, and have
the Japanese Rising Sun on the thigh. He slowly and confidently walks
to the ring, with no sign of emotion on his face. The Ronin climbs through
the ropes and stares into the eyes of his opponent. Tely - " He has a good record, and might prove a good challenge
for Torment. " The match is underway, as Ronin makes his size a factor with his counter against Torment's Hurricanrana Ronin now does a Swinging DDT. He is building up the momentum Styles - " Ronin needs to lay off. Torment may act strong, but I am not sure how strong she actually is! " Ronin starts doing some basic martial arts moves as Torment looks all the more dazed. Out of no where, Torment catches Ito's foot, and throws him down. Torment tries to get the Figure Four Leg Lock locked in, but Ronin hits the ropes before Torment can do any serious damage to him. Styles - " Boy I tell you, Torment is one strong woman, and it almost seems as if they are the same size when she performs her moves, except when they stand up, she is way smaller than him! " Tely - " She might injure him if he doesn't take more caution! " Ronin perfectly executes a Spine Buster Slam, but somehow, Torment gets up. Ronin does a Tilt-a-Whirl Slam. Torment in pain after that one, is rolling around in the ring. She gets up, but not before Ito sets up for an Arm Drag. Torment falls again, but this time gets up immediately, as you can see the fire in her eyes now. Styles - " Uh-oh. She looks pissed after that one. She might go on a killing rampage! Don't forget to check out our special, Torment:Fire in Her Eyes, as it is showing right now. " Tely - " What are you talking about?! She does look pissed, but not that pissed. There is no special either, you can't just ..." Styles - " Sarcasm my good friend, sarcasm. " After a flurry of punches are thrown from Torment to Ito, she sets him up for a Power Bomb, which knocks the wind out of him. She is going for his head again. His eyes are glazed over as she finishes with that round of punches. Torment then performs a Back Breaker Tely - " He is really out of it tonight. This should be a somewhat easy match for him! " Torment goes up top, mocks Akira Ito, then does a Flying Clothesline off the top rope. She goes for the pin Referee - " 1...2... " Tely - " Close call there, as that might have ended the match. " Now, Ronin is standing up as Torment is still getting up from her
own pin. Ronin has the glaze out of his eyes, and looks even angrier
than Torment. Knife Hand Chop, Into an Arm Drag. He goes for a pin! Styles - " kick out at 2 and a half. Who would have thought he
could have come back so far? " Referee - " 1...2 " Tely - " A kick out right as he smacks his hand down for two.
" Ronin goes for a Senton Bomb, but misses, as he did not hurt Torment enough to keep her down. She gets back up, and does a Spinning Neck Breaker, to kill of the momentum. Ronin, who could barely support himself to stand up for the neck breaker, looks to be out cold now, Torment setting up for another Figure Four Leg Lock Referee - " 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... " Styles - " WHAT THE HELL?! Why did she drop the hold? He is almost out cold, not to mention crying from her last hold! " She sets Akira up, then does The End off of the top rope. She goes for the cover Referee - " 1...2...3! " Cheryl - " and your winner via pin fall ........ she is ......
TORMENT !!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Folks back from a tremendous bout, and plenty more yet to come ! " Styles - " Yeah, speaking of which, wasn't William going to come back out here for commentary tonight, he kinda left us hanging ! " Tely - " There will be more violent ring action, maybe he should stay back there ! " Styles - " Yeah, this next match is going to be X-Tremely violent and bloody ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and a hard-core,
non title matches, with a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Back That Ass Up ' pumps the bass as Juvenile appears from the entrance and heads down the ramp to the ring, pointing at fans and giving high fives ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from Camptin, California ... he is ...... JUVENILE !!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... " ' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and his dozens of fans, as screaming for blood ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring (cheers) he is ...the
crazy, freaky ...HARDKORE KID !!!!! " Juvenile stands in the ring, without any weapons and no fear in his eyes, as he observes Hardkore Kid reaching under the ring and tossing every thing he can find into the ring, including the kitchen sink, literally. HKK pulls out a few regular cookie sheets, holds them to his face and looks at them, then tosses them into the crowd, the fans issue a huge boo.Hardkore Kid then enters the ring hold his custom cookie sheet with barbwire. Styles - " This kids is in the for the fight of his life, even
a cold blooded killer has difficulty facing a vampire ! " Hardkore Kid takes a swing at Juvenile, who move out of the way, quicker then a blink of the eye, he then leaps backwards onto the turn buckle and then leaps forwards with a flipping motion, avoiding a cookie sheet shot and landing a Back Brain Heel Kick, that sends HKK flying face first into the middle turn buckle pad. Styles - " Ouch, that had to hurt ! " Juvenile whips HKK out of the corner and across the ring into the other turn buckle, with a sickening thud. Juvenile then grabs HKK's barbwire cookie sheet and props it between the middle ropes and top ropes, across the turn buckle like a shield, then grabs Hardkore Kid and forces him out of the corner and flips him into the propped cookie sheet, a blood stain remains on it as Hardkore Kid falls to the mat and is pulled out to the middle of the ring for the pin. referee - " 1.....2...." Hardkore Kid gets his shoulder up at the last mila-second, Juvenile argues with the referee over that call, so much so, that Hardkore Kid grabs a mop and uses the handle to low blow Juvenile, he barely flinches as he snaps the stick in half and turns to Hardkore Kid, bears his fangs then slaps HKK with the broken mob handle. Hardkore Kid stands up after being stick slapped, his back is ripped with barbwire cuts, his face is now slashed by the broom handle, he whipes his cheek then licks the blood and smiles, Juvenile is also very hungry now. Hardkore Kid with the quickness ducks a blow from Juvenile, is now behind him and lands a face buster, Juvenile right back up into a vertical suplex, then a series of scoop slams and finally the Kore Driver- Super Belly to Belly Piledriver and pin. referee - " 1...." Juvenile kicks out with force, but he gets up and hit with a Spinning Heel Kick, then HKK takes a steel water bucket by the handle and slaps Juvenile with it, then slams it down on top of Juvenile's head, it is stuck. Styles - " So who is Hardkore Kid suppose to be... the Flash !? " Hardkore Kid quickly unfolds and sets up a chair while Juvenile struggles to get the bucket off his head, but he can't and gets a Russian leg sweep that lands him onto the chair and it collapses to the mat, Juvenile is in a mesh of steel. HKK hits a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) pin combo. referee - " 1...2..." Juvenile kicks out, the bucket still stuck on his head, Hardkore Kid lets Juvenile stand up and get hit with the Kore Kick- Flying Crane Kick. Tely - " The loss of blood usually makes one weak, but it seems to only make Hardkore Kid stronger, I'll be damned, he is a super freek ! " Hardkore Kid grabs yet another steel water bucket and climbs to the top turn buckle with it, he then in a surprising move, places it over his own head, and then nails his Kore-Anium- Flying headbutt off the top rope to the groin of Juvenile while HKK has the bucket on his head. Hardkore Kid blindly reaches around and pins Juvenile. referee - " 1...." Juvenile still manages to kick out, and tries to fight off Hardkore Kid, he by chance lands a underhook suplex but his follow up standing crucifix cradle back fires as Hardkore Kid shifts and takes Juvenile into a Crossface Chickenwing with Leg Scissors. Juvenile whips around trying to get out, he cannot, but luckily while flailing around he finds the twisted steel chair and swings it over his body and crashing down on top of the bucket firmly on HKK's head, this breaks the hold. Styles - " This is a great match, Hardkore Kid may be cold blooded scum, be his has a sense of humor as well ! " Both men stand up with buckets still on theirs heads, Juvenile is trying to get his off, but HKK slammed it on nice and tight, on the other hand, Hardkore Kid is able to remove his, but he only does so to see where Juvenile it, then he puts it back on fully and moves in for the kill, nailing his Koriner- 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Stunner), only he slams Juveniles chin on top of the bucket, totally bouncing him backwards and flat on the mat. Hardkore Kid simply lets himself fall backwards and pins Juvenile that way, very laxed. referee - " 1.....2.....3 " |
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After the match, Hardkore Kid takes off the bucket on his head and then starts to beat on Juvenile with it, one might expect the Blood Son's Cult to put a stop to this, but ....... Dogs are heard barking, and Bulldog's theme (Goldbergs theme) plays
throughout the arena, the fans cheers get to be deafening as Bulldog
walks out. Bulldog - " Hardkore Kid, since the boss is not hear and he has left me in charge .... ( crowd goes silent ) ... I have seen your attacks and crimes against innocent civilians, and while you are here on X-Treme Island, you have Amnesty to certain laws, but I have temporarily lifted that Amnesty, and am allowing United State law officials to come here and take you in for your crimes while on American soil ! " Bulldog turns 90 degree's and waves in squad after squad of police officers into he arena and charging down to the ring after Hardkore Kid, they get warded off and distracted by our friendly ebony colored vampire Juvenile, while somehow Hardkore Kid managed to make his escape |
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Back from a much needed commercial and backstage Bulldog is in his office, when Lucas Myphis burst's in, yelling and scream at the top of his lungs. Lucas - " WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, YOU KNOW HARDKORE KID IS MORE VALUABLE TO US HERE ON THE ISLAND THEN IN FUCKING JAIL, WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, TALKING ABOUT YOU'RE IN CHARGE AROUND HERE WHILE EDWIN IS GONE ...... " Lucas - " .... AND WHERE THE HELL IS WILLIAM ANYWISE, HE HAS NOT BEING AT RING SIDE ALL FUCKING NIGHT... " Bulldog is just giving Lucas Myphis the nastiest stare, his upper lip is twitching, his eyes are gleaming with anger and restraint. Lucas - " OH YOU FUCKING GONNA ACt, like you don't know what I am mad about, you two faced son-of-a-bitch, get your things and get out of here, your only in charge on your show, and not mine, I am officially relieving you from all commissioner duties here tonight and every night this week until your little show makes it debut.... now get the hell out !!! " |
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Tely - " Wow, things exploding back stage, still no reason while William is not around, he could solve that problem with the staff real quick ! " Styles - " Yeah, do you thing Bulldog knows something he is not telling Lucas, about William, he was the last person seen with him, he should now something ?! " Tely - " I sure know something, these next two matches will be intense and highly ranked for action, fans seem to be loving Voivod and Omega, they each face two smaller wrestlers who also have a buzz going for them with fans, either way this comes out the they will be great and the final confrontation for the SXW Submissionist title will be spectacular ! " Styles - " This could also see a new SXW One World Champion, I wonder if both title's would be on the line during the final bout at Onslaught ?! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is a no DQ, submission cross hold
win only match, the 2nd round of the cross hold tournament, this match
has a 20 minute time limit ! " ' Last Resort ' begins to play as Shain Nelles comes from the back
and makes way to the ring along with Tifa his manager and wife . Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, the master of the Originator, Crossface hold ... he is ..... SHAIN NELLES !!!! Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... " ' Head Like a Hole ' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the fans
become silent, soon a yellow sphere appears in the ring, then it begins
to expand, as the music gets more intense the orb become 2 dimensional
and it is a portal, that Voivod can open out of thing air, in his dimension
he appears in his true form ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring from the Zzzaxxxian home world ....
he is ..... VOIVOD !!!!!!! " Tely - " Voivod was legal to use his portals, but lately he has done better without them, lets see what he does with no DQ and a nut like Shain ' Krazee ' Nelles ! " Shain Nelles gets a microphone before the fighting begins .... Shain - " Hey you big purple people eater, how about we make this
an ' I QUIT ' match, since not only do you look like shit, but you talk
to much of it !!!!! " Voivod is all over Shain in a matter of seconds, scoring monstrous left and right hooks, then a final upper cut sends Shain Nelles flying over the top rope and out of the ring, Voivod waste no time and uses the opposite ropes to bounce off and leap out of the ring splashing Shain Nelles, both crash hard to the floor. Styles - " Holy shit, that was sweeeeeeet ! " Voivod is first up and rolls Shain back into the ring, then grabs him and sets him around the ring post and pulls him in for a post to groin smasher, Shain is seething in pain, Tifa whacks Voivod in the back with a steel chair right after she witnesses this. Tely - " Tifa, get the hell out of there ! " Voivod turns around and takes a forehead chair shot from Tifa, he brushes it off and then brushes her over the guard rail and into the fans, he then turns around and gets nailed with Shain's Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear), and he goes Krazee, hitting fist after fist to the face of Voivod. Shain Nelles then locks in his The Originator- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface), but Voivod breaks right out, Shain quickly slides back into the ring, Voivod must follow, and he does right into a barrage of boot stomps, then he is taken into a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter Style ), the fans pop huge as the big monster man hits the mat hard. Shain Nelles again goes to apply The Originator- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface), but Voivod snaps right out of his stunned state and locks Shain Nelles into his version, the Void, now Shain is in the hold, The referee holds the microphone to Shain's mouth, but he says .... Shain - " Fuck you Voivod !!!! " Voivod gets really angry and picks Shain right up into a powerful Face First Airplane Spin Toss, then allows the stunned Shain Nelles to stand up, just too take a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(stunner style) and then locks in The Void- Crossface Hold, referee puts the microphone to Shain's mouth as Voivod tells him to say it .. Shain - " Your human skin sure does SMELLLLLLLLLLL !!!!!!! " Voivod is way pissed, he lets go and exits the ring, then he drags Shain out of the ring and drops him with a Final Contact- Gutwrench Suplex, onto the floor mats, then locks in the Void cross hold again ! Voivod - " Say it human ! " Shain is take to his feet again by Voivod and flipped over the guard rail and into the crowd, he then roars to the fans. Tely - " Shain is back up and he has a trash can ! " Shain very much does and he leaps onto the guard rail and off slamming the garbage can onto Voivod's skull, it completely wraps around his head, Shain is quick to grab a steal folding chair and smashed the can and skull of Voivod four times in a row, then he nails a cheap low blow with his foot. For some reason Shain stops and looks over at the sound booth, where you see a person slumped over the controls and another shadowy figure lurking around in the booth. Shain Nelles cracks the chair into the face of Voivod two more times, then a side arm take down and into this The Originator- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface), the referee for the first time holds the microphone to Voivod's mouth and after some distortion you hear .... Voivod - " I QUIT , I QUIT , I QUIT !!!!!!! " Styles - " That sounded rather pre-recorded ! " |
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Tely - " But non the less, Shain wins, that's called irony, Voivod was the shoe in to win, and he could have even used his portals ! " Styles - " No kidding this night has being full of upsets and if that continues we could have a new SXW One World Champion right here tonight, these kinda things only happen when Lucas Myphis is in charge ! " Styles - " Not 100% true, but yeah, hmmm We have some footage backstage of Bulldog before he left the building tonight, as he was ordered out by Lucas Myphis, lets see what he had to say, then back in a second for the One World Title match ! " |
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Backstage pre recorded during the last match, Rob "BULLDOG" Johnson is walking out of the building when Richard Head gets a microphone up to him and asks ... Richard - " Are you really leaving ? " Bulldog - " You heard the man, I have no more commissioner powers here on his fricken show ! " Richard - " When did you last see William Fitzgerald, he has gone missing since the beginning of the show ? " Bulldog - " I walked out of the Fitzgerald office, five minutes after the in-ring interview and was in my office until the police arrive to take Hardkore Kid away, I haven't seen Fitzy since ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is a no DQ, submission cross hold
win only match, the 2nd round of the cross hold tournament and by Omega's
request and promise, this is also an SXW One World Championship Title
belt match with a 25 minute time limit ! " 'The Real Slim Shady' Eminem plays as, Coolman P comes out with a water bottle and walks to the ring, he then jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and spits out the water in the air! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... COOLMAN........ P !!!!!!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent, he is the reigning and undisputed SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPION ..... " ' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights
go out and the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-Tremetron
and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on ... Omega
and Alpha are standing in the ring. Alpha exits the ring and right away CoolmanP starts talking shit, and then so does Omega, they get right in each others faces, this goes on for a few seconds, then everybody sees in almost slow motion, Omega step back and take the biggest swing at CoolmanP, who ducks under the arm and tries for a belly to back suplex, but gets a head knocking with reverse elbows from the champ. Styles - " CoolmanP had trouble getting him up, let alone over ! " Omega gets out of the hold and turns around to nail a powerful chop to the chin of CoolmanP and then a chokeslam, but when Omega goes for his Crossface Scorpion Deathlock, CoolmanP kicks and wiggles his way free and falls out of the ring, he walks off the pounding he just took. CoolmanP soon gets back in the ring and scores The People's Kick- Thrust Kick(superkick) out of know where, then he nails a Missile Launcher- Top rope Spinning Crescent Kick , Omega is stunned but none of it takes him down, so CoolmanP lands a Inverted Atomic Drop, still not taking Omega down, so he goes for a clothesline but Omega does his Thrust Kick (super kick) and knocks CoolmanP flat on his back. Styles - " Wow, that was more then powerful, that was fatal ! " CoolmanP is sturring around a bit, but he is quickly taken into a giant swing by the champ and after about 5 loops in a circle he finally lets go and CoolmanP sails out of the ring through the middle and bottom ropes. Again CoolmanP gets up after a rough start and walks off his thrashing, he stands at the end of the entrance ramp, Omega is waiting in the ring, when he start to point at the entrance ramp, but CoolmanP is not buying it, to bad cause Bad Bonz is seen running to the ring with a steel chair already set to hammer the back of CoolmanP's head, the impact is sickening as the thud echo's the area and CoolmanP's eye's almost pop out of the sockets, Bad Bonz then points at CoolmanP who is out cold then points at Omega while swearing and waving the chair that now was a huge dent in it ! Styles - " Damn, tough break for CoolmanP, Voivod crushes him in the greatest match in SXW history, Damona is a no show for his 2nd match and now Bad Bonz has caved his head in with a steal chair ! " Omega exits the ring and checks on CoolmanP, soon the referee does
also and then makes the call ... The EMT's rush to the ring with a stretcher, Omega helps to load CoolmanP onto it, his head immediately stains the cot with crimson red blood, CoolmanP has yet to come to. Cheryl - " And your winner via forfeit ... and still SXW ONE WORLD
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Styles - " That didn't get ended the way I expected it too, I mean sure Omega was going to win, but thankz to that damn Bad Bonz, not in a million years would I have called that ! " Tely - " Think about it, those two have some serious bad blood between them, it's like there sibling rivals ! " Styles - " Well it is official, for the SXW Submissionist title match it will be Shain ' Krazee ' Nelles versus the Champ of the world, OMEGA ! " Tely - " Folks, Bonz is up next, and I hope Kamikaze cleans his clock, this guys is just nasty, he deserves no less ! " Styles - " I fear he may exploit Kamikaze's honorable nature, he sure seems to exploit everything else ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an SXW exclusive Extreme match which can only be won by a top rope maneuver and follow up pin, this match will have a 20 minute time limit ! " ' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, spits a loogy into the crowd, gets to the ring and rolls in, then flicks off the fans with a big old middle finger ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... " Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyro's. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Japan, he is the mysterious and
honorable ..... KAMIKAZE !!!!!!!!! "
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Styles - " Wow, that was a crazy match and Kamikaze pulls off the win ! " Tely - " Was there really any doubt !? " Styles - " Well, a little, but Bad Bonz put up a fight and he is going to make Kamikaze & CoolmanP pay for this outrage against him ! " Tely - " Are you marking for the bad guys ?! " Styles - " Well, I hope Hex takes Beast, the Crusher and finally makes him his undead warlord, I cannot wait to see how this match turns out ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and a hard-core,
SXW hard-core Championship title matches, with a 25 minute time limit
! " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the
walking undead ..... BRANDON HEX !!!!! " |
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Tely - " Damn, well this is the first title change of hands in SXW history, as Beast gets pounded with a sand bag and Hex walks out with the Hard-core strap, is this a cold day in hell or what ?! " Styles - " I have no idea how much more my mind can handle, William is going to be pissed he missed all the chances to fine wrestlers tonight ! " Tely - " Folks we gave up on Will coming to ring side for tonight, so your stuck with just me and Styles, with only two more matches left, and this next one will mark the first win in SXW for either man, as they fight to get off that last ranked spot ! " Styles - " Nova, the reluctant vampire is not out for blood, but his first win, Mathers the same boat, but no blood lust ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " The Lights go out and a red explosion hits just above the ring, a cloud of smoke quickly flows into the ring and as it starts to rise, Marshall Mathers is now standing in the middle of the ring ! Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the master of the Marshall Cutter ...... he is ..... MARSHALL MATHERS !!!!!! " Cheryl - " and his reluctant opponent .... " ' People of the Sun ' By Rage Against the Machine begins to blast through the arena, as Max Nova darts from the entrance ramp, as pyro's follow him down the entrance ramp, and finally on the four corner posts as he slides into the ring and gives it up for his fans ... ( Fans pop ) Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he makes Warp 9 a reality,
he is .... MAX NOVA !!!!!!!! Right off Marshall Mathers takes it to Max Nova, who looks as if he does not want to be here or anywhere for that matter. Nova falls victim to a DDT, then a pick up into a gut buster, Max Nova to his feet and tries a small assault, only to be back dropped over Marshall Mathers and back first to the mat and a quick cover. referee - " 1....2." Max Nova kicks out, maybe out of simple reflexes, he is then nailed with a jaw beaker and follow up Stretch Slam (Pump handle) leading to another quick pin. Tely - " Come on Nova, fight back, you can do it, you can beat
the urge ! " Max Nova kicks out again, soon the arena echo's with the chant ' NOVA ... NOVA ... ' he must have gotten to the fans with his requests for help, only to be left alone in the sub-basement fighting the urges of the vampire that he is ! Nova is about to get hit with a suplex, but he reverses it fully and lands Marshall Mathers with his Warp 9- Belly to Belly Crossed Arm Trap Cradle Suplex, the crowd erupts, Nova seems to be charged by the fans reaction, he is quick to nail a off the ropes Driving Knee Lift. Tely - " Nova is in full effect, the loosing streak of Mathers never ends ! " Max Nova hits the top rope and lands a senton (bomb) and pin combo. referee - " 1....2." Marshall Mathers kicks out, but finds himself lifted right into an inverted backbreaker, then a Figure Four Leg Lock, that is close to the ropes and Mathers gets hold of the bottom one right away. Max Nova breaks clean, but Mathers takes the cheap shot and a full arm low blow, but this has no effect on the vampire, as he lifts his opponent right up and into his Super Nova- Low Blow Powerbomb and another cover. Styles - " Nova sure snapped out of his purple haze and is completely
dominating Mathers ! " At the last possible second Marshall Mathers gets his shoulder up,
you can see the anger in Nova's eyes as he wastes no time in applying
his favorite submission hold, an Armbar and Arm Scissors( Rings of Saturn
), Mathers does not even try to fight it, his head rested on the arm
of Max Nova as he taps out. Cheryl - " And your winner via submission ... he is .... MAX NOVA
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After the match, the fans cheer on Nova, he has scored his first win since joining SXW and becoming the reluctant vampire, but he still has the hold on, Marshall is now thriving in pain and the referee is pleading for Nova to break the hold. Suddenly Nova raises his head, his eyes have changed color, his face is now ripped with the marks of vampirism, he bears his fangs, his mouth wide open as he chomps down hard on the shoulder of his beaten opponent. Tely - " Oh my god, Nova has bitten Marshall ... NOVA HAS BITTEN MARSHALL ! " Nova keeps his chompers locked on to the collar bone of Mathers for near 1 minute, fans cheers fade and screams of horror now echo the arena, once Nova removes his mouth from his victim, he whipes the blood from his mouth .... Nova - " What have I done, What have I become !? " Max Nova stands up and runs from the ring, he darts through the fans who have separated like the water did for Mosses of biblical legend, they fear the same fate Nova and now Marshall Mathers share. back in the ring, Marshall Mathers is completely motionless, then '
Beautiful People ' by Marylin Manson hits the arena PA system and fans
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Tely - " We're back folks, you have just scene spots from the SXW weekly spotlight, and now we have our last match for the night, and what a night it has been ! " Styles - "I look forwards to Omega's: After the END report and to this Saturday Morning Haymaker debut show, to help push this months SXW Pay Per View event: ONSLAUGHT !!!! " Tely - " The moment is at hand, we all know Brimstone, Beast and Slayer Red are a formidable team, but Sandman and Voivod along with this mystery opponent, could still take the win ! " Styles - " Yeah, rumors in back that only one man is big enough to fill that 3rd spot on the bad guys team, and you know who that means ... " Tely - " LOCI !? " Styles - " Non other, and is that your guess to Tely or did you think it would be somebody else !? " Tely - " Actually Loci or Lugg Nutt crossed my mind, but I have a thought on this opponent and team mate being non other then ...... CYRIC !!!! " Styles - " Yeah, he has a score to settle with Beast, and after
that sand bag cost him his Hard-core title earlier tonight, he cannot
be at 100%, heck not even Mick Foley would be at 50% after that impact,
Beast is not going to even know he's in a match, let alone be a stable
3rd team mate ! "
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is a six person
tag team match, and will be handled as a regular tag team type match,
.... this match has no time limit ! "
' Iced Earth ' by Century begins to play as the beastly looking Slayer Red makes his way to the ring, eyes forward ! Cheryl - " Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 480lbs, demons beware ... he is ... SLAYER RED!!!!!!! "
' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds
..... he is ....... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!! "
Brimstone's intro music begins to play and the sound of a motorcycle
exhaust can be heard, soon Brimstone is seen riding his Harley from
the garage ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from London, England and weighs in at 550 pounds he is ..... BRIMSTONE !!!! "
Cheryl - " and their opponents .... " ' Head Like a Hole ' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the fans
become silent, soon a yellow sphere appears in the ring, then it begins
to expand, as the music gets more intense the orb become 2 dimensional
and it is a portal, that Voivod can open out of thing air, in his dimension
he appears in his true form ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring from the Zzzaxxxian home world .... he is ..... VOIVOD !!!!!!! " The lights go black as the people wonder what has happened.. some people know this entrance. Enter Sandman starts playing as candles light up along the ramp. Sandman is surrounded by people in hooded clothing. Sandman walks into the ring as pyro's go off... Sandman raises his hands and the lights come on. Cheryl - " He is the leader of the Blood Son's Cult and the SXW rumble Champion ........ SANDMAN !!!!! " Sandman has balls the size of coconuts as he takes a microphone and gets right up in his opponents faces ... Sandman - " Beast, sorry bout your head and belt tonight, Slayer sorry about your face and Brimstone, my big mean ogre looking rival, as for you I have something very special ! " Brimstone is ready to swing at Sandman but Slayer Red holds him back, Beast seems to want to see that fist shot delivered now, but he is calm. Sandman - " I did some background checking and I wanted some blood in this match, but not just your blood on my hands, but your blood in my corner on my team, and I found just that, or rather he found me ! " Sandman - " Let me introduce to you, your half brother ( Brimstone's eyes grow wide and his expression begins to dull ), he came here just to take revenge on you for living in peace with your family, while his mother died trying to save his life, thanks to your disgrace of a daddy ! " ' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, spits a loogy into the crowd, gets to the ring and rolls in, then flicks off the fans with a big old middle finger ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! " Brimstone is in shock, as some thoughts of his past start to flood his mind .. Bonz - " Hey bro, how is dad doing, cause you can tell him to rot in hell for leaving my mother ! " Brimstone is shacking his head, he knows something, Beast and Slayer Red are not looking to happy about this and they have no idea that Omega & Kamikaze where taken out backstage, this is not going to be a good day for the good guys. Bonz - " Yep, know you remember don't you ... when you and I used to play with each other, and then one day I was gone, Greg, I mean dad didn't even tell you he had remarried and I was taken from my mother while she was left to rot in a mental institution by daddy, he wasted no time in marrying your slut of a mother and forgetting all about my mom, she died in there from loneliness some years later and once I showed sign's of the same mental disease, I was the next he simple wrote off and forgot about ! " Bonz - " Right when I turned 18, I was let loose again and after 11 years inside the asylum, with never being given a chance to heal, never having seen my father or brother again and knowing my mother was no longer there for me, I found Greg, and his new wife, living it up with there little bastard son and not giving a damn about his crazy kid, not giving a damn about his freak son ! " Bonz - " you remember now don't you, I was part of your life for years and then nothing and you could careless, you had everything else you ever wanted and everything I ever needed, now this is my time and my turn, your never going to forget who paid the price for your life of luxury ! " Sandman and Voivod flank Bonz as he whine's up and fires a stiff fist shot to the chin of the much taller Brimstone, it seems to hit him harder then anything else ever has in his entire life, Beast and Slayer Red soon lock up with Voivod and Sandman! It's pier six and the only thing lacking is the offense of Brimstone,
as he refuses to fight back with Bad Bonz, soon the referee has some
order in the ring, as the sides split up and leave Bonz & Brimstone
to start the match. Brimstone - " Frank, I don't want to fight you ! " Bonz lands another face shot, but on his second attempt Brimstone catches his hand. Brimstone - " It was not me who abandoned you, and you have dad
all wrong, he was not a bad man, he made a mistake ! " Bonz rifles a low blow with his leg then hits Brimstone with a sidewalk slam (rock bottom) and then lifts Brimstone up into a Full nelson hold. Brimstone - " I will not fight your brother, you'll have to kill me first ! " Full Nelson into a slam, Brimstone rolls to his corner and blind tags in Slayer Red, he enters the ring and Bonz leaps to tag in anybody from his team, it is Voivod. Styles - " Now we got two monsters going at it ! " Voivod and Slayer Red lock it up, both powerful monsters as they fight for supremacy, this one goes in Voivod's favor as he hooks a arm bar into a underhook DDT, but Slayer Red gets right up and perhaps in blind anger walks right into a tilt-a-whirl back breaker, and then held over the knee in a bow & arrow like submission hold. Slayer Red will not give up that way, he back brain kicks Voivod with amazing reflexes, they both hit the mat and spin to their feet ready to lock up again, this time Slayer Red gets the move via a inverted face lock front suplex and tries to pin Voivod. referee - " 1....2.." Sandman is in to break the count, he steps out as Voivod lands a eye rake and face first airplane spin toss, Voivod then legally tags in Sandman and the duo double spike piledriver the wild beastman. Sandman with the pin Slayer Red kicks out, he is then lifted up into a Samoan bulldog, driving him hard onto the mat, then a quick moonsault of the turn buckle and pin combo. referee - "1.....2....." Beast has had enough, he stepped in and broke the count, Sandman gets in his face, the referee tries to split it up, Bad Bonz sneaks into the ring and nails Slayer Red with a cheap kick right in the nose, blood explodes from Slayer's nostrils, he falls back and seemed out. The referee gets Beast and Sandman to split it up and then counts as Sandman dives on Slayer Red for the cover. referee - " 1....2..." Slayer Red again kicks out, Sandman picks him up by his hair, licks the blood from his cheek and then flings him into his team corner. Sandman - " I want you Crusher man ! " Sandman is pointing at Beast, the Crusher who blind tags in off of Slayer Red and charges at Sandman, the two huge men lock up, the fans are screaming at the top of their lungs, the teams shake the ropes to psyche up there comrades. Beast, the Crusher is still not 100% from the sandbag dropping on him and Sandman takes advantage nailing him with a face shot and into a double underhook piledriver and pin. referee - " 1....2..." Beast, the Crusher gets his shoulder up and is lifted to his feet, tossed into the ropes and about to take a drop to the knee low blow from Sandman, but Beast hits a powerful running bell clap and counters the attack, Sandman's ear drums erupt with sonic torment as he really gets hit hard, Beast wastes not time in lifting his opponent up into the Grind- bearhug. Once Sandman seems to start fighting the crushing power of Beast, he is dropped to his feet and laid out with a heart punch. Styles - " That is the second time today, somebody tried to kill one of them vampires with there own body and nothing else !" Beast drops on to Sandman for the leg hook and cover. Bad Bonz dives in and breaks the cover, Beast is then stomped in the head until the referee drives him out of the ring. Sandman is up and nails a sneaky belly to belly suplex almost crushing the referee in the process, the bridge pin is on place. referee - " 1....2.." Beast, the Crusher manages to kick out, he then slowly get to his feet and is missile drop kicked right back into his teams corner, where he holds out his hand to tag in Brimstone, but at the same time Sandman tags in Bad Bonz, so Brimstone pulls back and refuses to fight his brother, leaving Beast hanging a bit. Not for long however, Slayer Red glares at Brimstone and then slaps his hand on the shoulder of Beast to make the blind tag in, he then enters the ring and beats the hell out of Bad Bonz in about 10 seconds, using left and right rib shots and then four face shots, after which he takes Bonz into a Gorilla press slam, he makes no pin attempt and then hits Bonz with a long hanging vertical suplex and Bonz is down again. Slayer Red goes for the cover. referee - " 1......2....." Slayer Red lifts the head of Bad Bonz up breaking his own count! Slayer Red hits Bonz with his Victimiser- Last Ride Powerbomb, the crowd erupts, surely this match is just about over, but no cover from Slayer Red, instead he lifts Bad Bonz to his feet and starts to face punch him, the poor guy is bleeding from his eye brow, nose and mouth, and it appears Slayer Red is whinding up for a killing blow as his sharp razor lick nails make the motion as if he planned to rip Bonz's hate filled heart right out of his chest. Tely - " Don't do it Slayer, for god sakes don't do it !!!! " The fans get silent and as Slayer Red flinches to strike, something holds him back, he turns his head to see Brimstone there, hold his arm and shaking his head like this is not gonna happen. Slayer Red lets go of Bonz who falls right to the mat and Slayer is right up in Brimstone's face, he then short arm clotheslines Brimstone twice in a row, Sandman & Voivod seem over joyed and Beast, the Crusher seems very not happy with this dramatic change of events. Slayer Red hits a final clothesline that takes him and Brimstone right out of the ring, both land on their feet and right into a massive fist fight, they pummel each other into the back, Beast, the Crusher can only watch as his teammate fight out of the arena and abandon him. Back inside the ring, Bad Bonz tags in Voivod, he is daring Beast to step in the ring. Voivod - " No help for you now human, we even took care of Omega
and Kamikaze, there is nobody to save you !" Beast enters the ring and stares coldly at the opponents who all mock him, he then locks up with Voivod and they stagger from turn buckle to turn buckle trying to gain the upper hand, at the same time ... ... CoolmanP and Gomez are seen running to the ring, they are there to be Beast, the Crushers new teammates, but from under the ring Venom, Juvenile and the newest vampire in the band, Marshall Mathers emerge and tackle the duo, and pummel them into unconsciousness. Beast, the Crusher slams Voivod with a mighty Suplex Power Slam(Jack Hammer), he knew that Gomez & CoolmanP hit the arena to help him, but when he looks to thank them, they are down out side the ring with the Blood Son's Cult gleaming back at him with grins on their faces. Beast turns back to the ring and get nailed with a clothesline by Voivod, taking him down, all he saw was Sandman and Bonz standing on the corner also grinning with delight. The fans are booing like crazy, the entire arena is in an up roar, when Voivod tosses Beast into the ropes, he comes back and with a blink of an eye scores a body splash on Voivod and into a pin. referee - " 1.....2....." Sandman is in the ring and he nails the referee in the back of the head with a face slam, knocking the referee out, and then allowing for a huge team up on Beast as Bonz and Voivod join in on pummeling him ! Sandman - " Like I said, we have all the bases covered !!!!! " The trio utterly destroy Beast, he is hit with several triple fist shots in a row, then he is left alone again with Voivod and at the mercy of the Final Contact- Gutwrench Suplex, he is simply beaten and is going only on instinct, he flails around once to his feet and gets hit with a Elevated Cradle Neck Breaker, but Beast, the Crusher steals a page from Kamikaze's book and reverses the cradle into his own pin. The fans chant - " 1.......2.......3.......4. " And nothing, Beast then gets a clue and stands up, he goes right at Sandman and Bad Bonz, knocking them both back through the ropes and too the floor, he then goes to the other side of the ring and does the same to Juvenile and Venom, then Marshall Mathers steps up and gets his throat drops across the top rope and flips backwards to the floor, Beast has cleared them all out and roar to the fans, they roar back as the signs made for Beast seem to become more obvious to the average viewer ! Voivod stands up and Beast gets him with a Press Slam Back Breaker and into another pin, only one problem, the referee like everybody else around the ring is still down, Beast has nobody to count for him ........ Dogs are heard barking, and Bulldog's theme (Goldbergs theme) plays
throughout the arena, the fans cheers get to be deafening as Bulldog
runs out and too the ring, he is in a referee shirt this time. Tely - " He's back, He's back and he's not doing his commissioner thing, he still a legal stand in SXW referee ! " Bulldog slides into the ring and starts the count. Bulldog - " 1....2..... " The fans ' EWWWWWWWW ' as Voivod kicks out. Beast and Bulldog are not happy, but more so, Lucas Myphis is not happy,
he springs out from the back stage ... Lucas - " You Son of a bitch, how dare you come back in here and try a stunt like this ! " Bulldog walks right over to Lucas Myphis and with one mighty punch knocked Lucas out cold and falling backwards onto the Vampire posse ( Juvenile,Venom,Marshall ), they all fall down like domino's. Beast is subject to a low blow during the commotion by Voivod, as Bulldog turns back to the ring and see the alien thug tag in Sandman, who enters the ring and takes Beast, the Crusher right up into The Sand Drop- Suplex into a Piledriver and rolls the Beast over for a pin. Sandman tells Bulldog it is time to do his job, after he stalls on the pinfall count, but this is about doing your JOBS ( pun but not really ) Bulldog - " 1.......... .2.......... ...3..." Cheryl - " And your winers via pinfall, the team of .... SANDMAN,
VOIVOD and BAD BONZ !!!!!! " After the match, the fans toss everything from soda glasses to chairs towards the ring, Bulldog is upset he had to make that pin count and the Bad guys are engulfed in their own, over blown ego's and then ..... |
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GraDee, Gomez, ' The English Beast' Mark Harrison and Max Nova all score
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In Singles action the B.S.C. fail miserably, but they band together and
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Hardkore Kid escapes the police and Bulldog pays for his actions, but
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Shain ' Krazee ' Nelles will face Omega this Saturday in the Haymaker
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Bad Bonz pulls double duty along with others, but he has the most powerful
angle, Brimstone is his 1/2 brother !
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Brandon Hex does the impossible and wins the hard-core title from Beast,
the Crusher, but he had help... from whom ?!
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Bulldog is introduced and William disappears, somebody knows more then
they care to share, where is Willy !?
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The main event was chaos as a result, Lucas Myphis marked the loosing
team with other and not losses, but how will this effect Beast, the Crusher
now that Brimstone and Slayer Red left him hanging and break apart the
only good alliance in SXW !
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.....Join us in three days for FRIDAY NIGHT FURY and find out !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage Late after the Turmoil show, the camera that constantly keeps an eye on the SXW parking lot, captures nothing of interest, other then one car that is still there, when normal there are none at this time of night, that car belongs to William Fitzgerald. Sunday August 27th, 2000, on X-Treme Island, a three hour long PPV event SXW ONSLAUGHT !!!!!!! |
NIGHT 
Styles - "
There you have it folks, to start the show we have are Commissioner
and tonight's card is action and roster packed, starting with the newer
stars and working towards the big six man tag team match at the end
of the show, were making up for the skip week and then some ! "
Tely - "
William will join us after our first match, which pits the newblood
GraDee against Nic Fenix, this should be good, hope GraDee can handle
Nic, he has attitude and moves ! "
