results 8/24/2000
Friday Night Fury
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OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Juvenile vs. Gomez
Scrap Yard Match
none
none
Bad Bonz vs. GraDee
Standard Match
none
none
CoolmanP vs. Torment
Standard Match
none
For the slot at PPV & NC title
Nic Fenix vs.
'The English Beast' Mark Harrison
Standard Match
none
For the slot at PPV & NC title
Kamikaze vs. Sandman
Standard Match
none
none
Brimstone vs. Lugg Nutt
No DQ Special Match
none
No Run-in or DQ Special
Beast, the Crusher vs. Brandon Hex
Hell in the Cell Match
none
none
Omega vs. Voivod
No DQ
Falls Count Anywhere Match
WC
none

" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN & S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY





FRIDAY
NIGHT
FURY



..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE 30,347 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!

THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ......

Tely - " Hello folks and welcome back to SXW, on the Furious Friday Night, joining myself and Styles tonight is our lovely filed out, erggghhh... fill in Sheila Topkins, Hello Sheila ! "

Sheila - " Hey Tely glad to be back, but what happened to William is more then just rumors, it is becoming a more serious issue . "

Styles - " First time you didn't try to sell yourself, when you get air time, what's with selling William, nobody cares that he's gone, he wasn't in power, right now lets talk about Lucas Myphis, Rob " Bulldog " Johnson and the stars of the SXW ! "

Tely - " And with that, Lucas and Bulldog have both agreed to chill out for tonight, Bulldog has been issued to stay out of the arena tonight, for the best interests of the company, however, same stars our doubting him as it seems much speculation has already lead to his downfall, perhaps only Joe is more unpopular with the fans right now in SXW politics ! "

Sheila - " Oddly enough, only one belt is on the line tonight and if Voivod wins it, he and Sandman will brawl at Onslaught ! "

Tely - " Lets go from the first match, blind man versus vampire round two ! "

JUVENILE vs. GOMEZ

Scrap Yard Match
20 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a no holds barred match for one fall, which can be made anywhere within the Scrap Yard SXW train building. This match has a 20 minute time limit !!! "

referee - - Luke Cage

The Scrap Yard has being redecorated 3 times now by Beast, the Crusher, his style is not very good, for example, table in wall, and chairs through the ceiling, basically he is not interior decorator more of a interior destructinator !

There is no ring bell, no fans, no rows of seats, nobody but 3 men and one is about to run out the door and let the other two tear each others heart's out, but he none the less has a job and this is it. Juvenile stands on top of the Hell in the Cell, Gomez has just entered the scrap yard, through the 2nd floor window of the TV room, how he got up there, nobody knows, but after all he is Gomez.

Gomez stands across from Juvenile on the deck of the 2nd level, Juvenile atop the hell in the cell, then he springs off and glides over to the deck, landing on the hand rail right in front of Gomez, his foot kicks out and Gomez, the blind ninja type white guy ducks, then stands back up with a arm swipe, this time Juvenile jumps to dodge.

Juvenile is in the air and flips backwards and lands down on the 1st level, this is when Gomez gets him, by leaping off right after Juvenile, meeting him with a high powered kick take down, Gomez then takes a few free jabs to Juvi's face then handstand flips off and away from his opponent.

Juvenile on his feet and spots Gomez standing on the pool table, he lifts himself into the air and baseball slides across the table at Gomez, but another flip and dodge, landing Gomez on the handing lamp, causing it to swing and on it's return swing hits Juvenile right in the forehead, the bulb bursts and explodes.

Juvenile is stunned, Gomez takes advantage, flying crane kick lands Juvenile on his back across the foos ball table, where Gomez starts to twirl the players levers, pelting the back of Juvenile with he orniments that are soccer players, kind like being assaulted by The Little's ( old cartoon reference )!

Juvenile is up again, Gomez takes him down with his Dragon Spirit- Underhook Face Driver slamming Juvenile into the rack holding the pool cue's, it's a mess !

Juvenile is no match or Gomez, as he falls to a series of moves Dragon suplex, then a hurricanrana and a few splashes and then a Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep, all the moves pushed Juvi further and further into the bowels of the scrap yard, now they fight in the weight training area, Gomez picks up 15 pound weights and starts chucking them at Juvenile, his aim is errorless, but Juvenile is more agile then most, he is able to dodge all but the last one, that hits him in the side of his eye.

Gomez leaps over the lifting bench with another kick, Juvenile is somehow able to still block, this leads into a fast melee of martial arts moves, both men are very skilled, after they pause for a breath of air, another melee, as the fight goes longer, they seems to be in slow motion and in the end Gomez with only two fingers, reaches forwards at Juvi, tapping him in the heart area, they both stop moving and for a few seconds they are stalled like this.

Gomez breaks the pause and twists his fingers 70 degree, he is grinning madly at Juvenile, who then suddenly grabs his chest and falls to his knees, Gomez knows pressure points and Juvenile just found out the hard way, then he gets detention via a Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn), the referee is there for the single call of the match, Juvenile tapping out and without shame, screaming in pain !

Referee - " And the winner of this match via submission ...... GOMEZ !!!!!!!! "
( 10:12 minutes )

Tely - " Damn, that was impressive as all hell, even on the X-Tremetron video screen, that match was like Matrix2 ! "

Styles - " Was is just me, did Juvenile get even one move off in that match ! ?"

Sheila - " Hope I am here for the PPV, cause that Kamikaze vs. Gomez Extreme Dumpster match will be Foley worthy ! "

Tely - " Lets see what happens here, as even GraDee seemed to doubt himself against the man who claims to be Brimstone's brother .... BAD BONZ ! "

BAD BONZ vs. GRADEE

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title singles match. This match has a 15 minute time limit !!!

referee - - Luke Cage

Cheryl - " Introducing first ......

...As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face and gripping a broom above his head.

Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs
... he is ... GRADEE !!!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, spits a loogy into the crowd, gets to the ring and rolls in, then flicks off the fans with a big old middle finger !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

The two lock up, both struggle to gain advantage, Bonz as it, face first he takes GraDee into the turn buckle, then starts to job him from buckle to buckle, corner to corner, but on a clothesline attempt he missed and flips over the top rope himself and out of the ring, when he gets back up, GraDee is already sailing out over the top rope and at him with a crossbody splash, both go crashing down.

Referee started to make the count, he doesn't get far, GraDee forces Big Bad Bonz back into the ring, he then enters and tries for a press slam, but Bonz is stronger and scoops up GraDee into a powerful Gutwrench Gut Buster, no pin attempt instead a nasty Gutwrench Powerbomb(Awesome Bomb) then the almighty pin.

referee - " 1...2... "

GraDee kicks out, fans start to chant ' ERIC, ERIC ', GraDee then gets hit with a Sidewalk Slam(Rock Bottom) and into a 2nd pin by Bonz.

referee - " 1...."

GraDee kicks out again, he looks pissed off as he fights to his feet, Bonz is stomping and hitting, but GraDee is not going back down to the mat, he finally lands a leg twist that leads to a Reverse Standing Figure Four Leg Lock, Bad Bonz is able to reach the bottom rope, GraDee stays on a little long but he does break.

Both back to their feet and Bonz sneaks in a knee lift and then throat shop, he then tosses GraDee through the ropes and out of the ring, Bonz goes out after him, after a toss into the guard rail, Bonz starts to take apart the steel ring stairs, but just as he gets them separated .....

... Slayer Red, is seen running to the ring area and right at Bad Bonz.
Tely - " What the ... it's Slayer Red, back for Bonz, what is his problem ?! "

Bad Bonz chucks the stairs at Slayer Red, who uses his strength to knock them aside, and then he starts to pummel with Bonz, Slayer as before gains control and is about to do his heart ripper to Bonz, but then ...

....... Brimstone is seen running to the ring, and he goes right after Slayer Red ...
Styles - " Now Bonz's brother is at ring side, folks this one is out of control ! "
. Brimstone starts to take the heat off of Bonz, but fighting with Slayer Red, GraDee is back up and hooks Bonz into an atomic drop, then gets in the ring trying for a possible count out, but Bonz rolls back in, the referee keeps them apart until Bonz is ready, same time Slayer Red and Brimstone have gone over the guard rail and are fighting through the fans.

They lock up one more time, Bonz has the power, so GraDee uses it against him, and allows Bonz to get the pull and it sends him into the ropes and back into a Shoulder Neck Breaker and quick pin.

referee - "1...."

Bad Bonz out with authority and quick to his feet and also quick into a cobra clutch, the hold is on for several seconds, he is wearing Bonz out, then clutch into a leg sweep and pin.

referee - " 1.... "

Bonz again out with force, he then stands up and takes a big swing at GraDee, who ducks, tucks and Double Leg Shoulder Tackles(Spear) Bonz to the mat, then right into his Scorpion Deathlock Leg Lock(Sharpshooter), amazingly Bonz taps out and does even try for the rope right in front of him.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via submission ....... GRADEEEEEEEE !!!!!!!! "
( 8:11 minutes )

After the mat, GraDee goes and grabs ERIC, the broom, he hold it above his head as his music starts and the fans go nuts, GraDee then goes to the top of the turn buckle, holds ERIC up for another pop from fans and leaps off, whacky Bonz in the head as he was just standing up, he goes back down, GraDee exits to a round of cheers and the chant .
fans - " ERIC ... ERIC ... ERIC "

Tely - " Despite doubt in himself GraDee wins it clean, most fans where hoping ERIC would get the win, be he did get the cheap shots afterwards ! "

Styles - " Well, on SDH, ERIC on of the opponents in the handicap match, could actually win the match by pinning CoolmanP ! "

Sheila - " Got to love the SXW, folks back after this commercial break ! "

COMMERCIAL

S.O.D.
' Dog Tag '
SOLDIER FOR LIFE

Description -
Silver imprinted, Soldiers of Darkness dog tags, to let your enemies know, you mean business !

Tely - " Well, we left off speaking of CoolmanP, but here he is next, against Torment in a Newblood title slot match, this is going to see who deserve the NB title shot at Onslaught, which is just 2 days away now folks ! "

COOLMANP vs. TORMENT

Standard Match
10 minute time limit

Qualifying match for CoolmanP's pre-selected slot at Onslaught and the SXW Newblood Title match

Cheryl - " The following match is A standard SXW non title match, for the CoolmanP's slot in the Onslaught PPV, this match has a 10 minute time limit !!! "
referee - - Larry Segal

Cheryl - " Introducing first ......

...' Temptation Waits ' by Garbage begins to play as Torment drives to the ring on a black motorbike, while red & blue lights flash through out the arena.

Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she stands at 6 foot even and hails from Dublin,Ireland ..... she is ...... TORMENT !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

'The Real Slim Shady' Eminem plays as, Coolman P comes out with a water bottle and walks to the ring, he then jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and spits out the water in the air!

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... COOLMAN........ P !!!!!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Torment and CoolmanP stand across from one another and do some glairing, CoolmanP charges across and goes for a head shot, he misses Torment whips around with a falling leg sweep, then takes CP into a Figure Four Leg Lock, but he breaks quickly and both stand, and go both go down again via a flying head scissors by Torment.

Torment then tries a Springboard Moonsault Splash ( Asia Moonsault ), but CoolmanP moves out of the way, Torment hits the mat instead, CoolmanP goes for the cheep pin.

referee - " 1....2.."

Torment gets her shoulder up, she then is lifted into a top rope chin drop, then a follow up The People's Kick- Thrust Kick(superkick), that lays her out, and into another pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Torment kicks out, the fans pop for her, but CoolmanP ain't happy bout that, he whips here into a crossface chickenwing.

Tely - " What is it with all the submission moves tonight ?! "

CoolmanP flails around and finally finds the top rope, but Torment won't break the hold, so CoolmanP does it for her, elbows to the ribs until she can hold on no longer, then he takes her down with a Fireman's Carry into a Brainbuster and into a pin.

Styles - " That has to be it ! "
referee - " 1.....2..."

Again Torment gets her shoulder up, and she is able to get to her feet on her own free will, CoolmanP is not a little hot headed and slips up an inverted atomic drop that finds him into a Spinning Neck Breaker, followed by a Irish whip sending him into the corner, but as Torment charges in for the corner splash, CoolmanP uses the top ropes to elevate himself up and over Torment and lands behind her, then slips her into a Grounded Crucifix Cradle.

referee - " 1....2......3. "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ..... COOLMAN ..... PPPPPPPPP !!!!! "
( 7:31 minutes )

Styles - " And CoolmanP finds his slot at the PPV and Newblood title, but he still has to fight GraDee on Saturday Haymaker ! "

Tely - " Yep, a new show starting this week, and several good matches on that card, and the PPV, tonight still has plenty more to come and it's another title slot match, Newblood style ! "

NIC FENIX vs. 'THE ENGLISH BEAST' MARK HARRISON

Standard Match
10 minute time limit

Qualifying match for TEB's pre-selected slot at Onslaught and the SXW Newblood Title match

Cheryl - " The following match is A standard SXW non title match, for the Mark Harrison's slot in the Onslaught PPV, this match has a 10 minute time limit !!! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Cheryl - " Introducing first ......

...' Bomb Track ' by Rage Against the Machine plays the fans start to cheer as the InSuBorDinaTe, Nic Fenix makes his way to the ring, giving high five's to the fans.

Cheryl - " .....and now, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 241...He is .... NIC FENIX !!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

The lights go dark, orange and blue spotlights circle the arena, as the intro to "The Politicians" starts.... The lights converge in the center of the ring, drawing the fans' attention, before there is a HUGE explosion of blue and orange fireworks on the entrance ramp..... "The English Beast" Mark Harrison walks down to the ring, slowly, determinedly, shouting abuse at the fans, who in turn are shouting abuse at him..... He steps into the ring and raises his arms as blue and orange fireworks shoot from the ring posts...

Cheryl - " Now in the the ring, he hails from Liverpool and weighs in at 275 pounds .. he is ... THE ENGLISH BEAST, MARK HARRISON !!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

The match starts with Mark Harrison nailing a Inverted Atomic Drop, sending Nic Fenix flying backwards and to the corner, no time to grab his privates in pain as Mark Harrison nails a short arm clothesline slamming Nic harder into the corner, then he does it again, giving Nic Fenix no time to breath.

Mark Harrison lifts Nic Fenix up and into his Face First Airplane Spin Toss, he then takes time to mock the American fans and then pins Fenix !

referee - " 1......2."

Nic Fenix manages to kick out, he is lift right up to his feet, but he counters a suplex from The English Beast and makes it his own Belly to Back Waist Lock(German)Suplex with a bridge.

referee - " 1.....2."

Nic Fenix gets rolled over by Mark Harrison breaking the count and locking his opponent into the Beast Grip- Elevated Texas Cloverleaf, but Fenix is right near the ropes and grabs hold, Mark Harrison does not break the hold until his is threatened with DQ by the referee.

Mark Harrison is in the face of the referee when Fenix turns him around, hits him with a single arm DDT and set up for his Senton(bomb), but near impact, Harrison lifts his legs up and Nic Fenix's back bends over them, almost snapping him in half, he falls limp to the mat, he probably could not fight out of a pin, but Harrison punishes him.

The English Beast is on a power roll, using several of his key moves, including a Bulldog Lariat, a Pump Handle Back Breaker and finally his Suplex Bodyslam Through Legs Piledriver all to the mega boos from fans, and he loves pissing them off.

Mark Harrison then takes Fenix to the ropes and hits his Slaughter House- Top Rope,Sit-down Powerbomb for the pin.

referee - " 1....2.....3 "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ..... THE ENGLISH BEAST, MARK HARRISON !!!!! "
( 6:56 minutes )

Tely - " And that settles it, for the Newblood title at Onslaught we have CoolmanP and Mark Harrison, they proved they deserved those spots, now one will prove he is the best of the N
Newblood in the SXW ! "

Sheila - " Kamikaze has several great matches for the next three days, taking on Sandman by himself however, may be a big mistake ! "

Styles - " Sure is ! "

Tely - " Well, several have voiced there promise to stop any outside interference, so Kamikaze can do it, Sandman is toasted, by the sun ! "

KAMIKAZE vs. SANDMAN

Standard Match
20 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is A standard SXW non title match, for the Mark Harrison's slot in the Onslaught PPV, this match has a 10 minute time limit !!! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Cheryl - " Introducing first ...... "

The lights go black as the people wonder what has happened.. some people know this entrance. Enter Sandman starts playing as candles light up along the ramp. Sandman is surrounded by people in hooded clothing. Sandman walks into the ring as pyro's go off... Sandman raises his hands and the lights come on.

Cheryl - " He is the leader of the Blood Son's Cult ........ SANDMAN !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyro's. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Japan, he is the mysterious and honorable ..... KAMIKAZE !!!!!!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Standing in the ring, this is such a mis-match, Kamikaze looks up at Sandman, who is snarling as he peers down at Kamikaze, then they both draw back to take a fist shot, both connect, Kamikaze is fazed as he stumbles back into the ropes, Sandman follows with a lariat, both go over the top rope and land on their feet, the fans pop huge.

Sandman whips Kamikaze around and into the steel ring stairs and he hits them and is flipped over, landing in front of the announcers table, he is then lifted to his feet and over Sandman's head, then tossed through the ropes back into the ring.

Sandman shots right up on the ring, and then over the top ropes, ready to square off with Kamikaze again, who for the first time looks really tired out already in a match, with only 2 minutes having passed.

Sandman over powers Kamikaze and slams him with a Fireman's Carry into a Fallaway Slam and then a pin.

referee - " 1.....2."

Kamikaze gets his shoulder up and is lifted right into a Double Underhook Piledriver and pinned.

referee - " 1....2..."
Tely - " He's up, but I have never seen Kamikaze taken down so easily before ! "

Kamikaze got out and then lands a Spinning Heel Kick, but nothing doing, so he hits Sandman with Missile Drop Kick and the only thing to drop is Kamikaze.

Sandman lifts Kamikaze up into a Belly to Belly Suplex,then a second Belly to Belly Suplex and finally a third with a bridge.

referee - "1....2..."

Kamikaze twists out, he tries one of his famous pin reverses, but Sandman has to much power and gets to his feet, hitting Kamikaze with a Samoan Bulldog and then right into a Cradle Piledriver.

referee - " 1....2. "

Again Kamikaze gets his shoulder up, he then springs to his feet, perhaps tired of this game, aerial combat takes place next, both spring off ropes, turn buckles and each other trying for a high flying finish, but nothing works enough to get the pin, the fans have been popping he entire match.

But the big pop ends up being for Sandman as he scores a super arm drag take down, Kamikaze flies through the air off the turn buckle and slams to the mat, Sandman then nails his Suplex into a Face Slam and another pin.

referee - "1...2.."

Kamikaze once again gets out, he rolls out of the ring, Sandman follows after, but Kamikaze was playing possum and nails a Hurricane DDT off a chair, then a flying neck breaker, this is Kamikaze's second wind, he is on a roll, and has Sandman down after a Irish whip into the ring stairs.

Kamikaze then hits a Guillotine Leg Drop off the Top Rope and out of the ring landing squarely on Sandman, as he stands up the lights go out, fans start to scream in fear of ..

...... The Blood Son's Cult, who now stand around Kamikaze as the lights return, Marshall, Venom and a slightly worse for wear Juvenile pummel Kamikaze, he is out numbered 3 to 1, Sandman gets up and grabs a chair, the referee is not about to DQ when he sees that Max Nova and Gomez are running to ring side.

Max Nova grabs the chair from Sandman as he raised it over his head and prepared to whack Kamikaze with it, Gomez leaps onto the ring apron and back off with a running crossbody splash taking out Venom & Juvenile, Marshall gets hit with a Bomb's Away- Frog splash onto Marshall off the steel ring stairs.

As the groups fight it out, both men in the match find themselves fighting each other again and climb into the ring, they are locked up and both seem to want this to end, Sandman with a boot to the belly and then his The Sand Drop- Suplex into a Piledriver and pin.

referee - " 1.....2. "

Kamikaze pulls one of his trademark pin reverses and has Sandman into a cradle.

referee - " 1....2...."

Sandman does one of Kamikaze's trade mark pin reversal and now has the cradle, outside the ring, Max Nova & Gomez actually put all three vampires down for a few seconds.

referee - " 1....2......3. "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ..... SANDMAN !!!!!!!!! "
( 12:41 minutes )

Sandman gets the clean pin, he stands up and leaps right over the top ropes and lands outside the ring, behind Gomez & Max, he slams there skulls together, then double side Russian leg sweeps them both, the Blood Son's Cult all stand up and start to mock the fans as their theme plays, Kamikaze is in the ring shaking his head

Tely - " Oh my, Sandman wins the match and keep his hot streak alive, Kamikaze on the other hand lost to a cradle reversal, the power of Sandman must be amazing ! "

Styles - " Folks time for a break, that match was gold for ratings, be right back ! "

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Styles - " That was a quick break, but good, more action and this next one should be chalked full of it ! "

Sheila - " Brimstone is out for revenge as the SoD stole his hog, he is going to get some right now ! "

Tely - " This is a special match and as I hear it right, Cobra Clutches are them winning move, either into a slam and pin or by choke out ! "

BRIMSTONE vs. LUGG NUTT

No DQ or Run-in SXW Special Match
30 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is an SXW special, no-run in of DQ special and can only be won by Cobra Clutch submission of slam into pinfall, this match will have a 30 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

Cheryl - " Introducing first ...... "

'Symphony of Destruction' by Megadeath begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Regulators tag team and weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG NUTT !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

Brimstone's intro music begins to play and he walks out, then whips off his sunglasses and coat, then makes a mad dash towards the ring and at Lugg Nutt .

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from London, England and weighs in at 550 pounds he is ..... BRIMSTONE !!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Both men enter get right up in each others faces, the smack talk is flying, spit is stringing from one face to the other, it never ends, then a huge swing from Brimstone almost takes Lugg Nutt's head right off, he gets back up and takes another few shots, but he still manages to sneak in a leg sweep then a Spinning Crescent Kick as Brimstone gets to his feet, which only knocks Brimstone back a few steps.

Lugg Nutt tries a second Spinning Crescent Kick, but Brimstone catches his foot in mid air and with a twist slams Lugg Nutt down hard, then Brimstone steps into place and locks on a Cobra Clutch, but Lugg Nutt walks up the turn buckle ropes and uses the momentum to flip over Brimstone and break the hold.

Lugg Nutt now locks on the cobra clutch, then switches up to a reverse Russian leg sweep taking Brimstone down and into an arm bar, then Lugg Nutt starts using his head to bash the back of Brimstone's skull, it's getting nasty.

Brimstone takes the headbutt's and forces him and Lugg Nutt back to the standing thang, then Brimstone drops backwards on top of Lugg Nutt squishing him and making a pin, but no cobra clutch.

Lugg Nutt and Brimstone both get up, using the ropes, very tired out and each tries to lock on the cobra clutch, then a fight for arm holds and Brimstone scores his Hell's Gate- Middle of ring sky high choke slam.

Brimstone picks Lugg Nutt right back up and into a choke slam off the ropes again slamming Lugg hard to the ring, the whole thing shakes with monstrous force, Brimstone then wrestles to Lugg into a cobra clutch.

The fans start to chant, the word is " SLAYER ... SLAYER ... SLAYER "
Styles - " What are they saying? Jake, Jake !? "
Tely - " What, I think it is Slayer .. .Slayer ! "

Brimstone has the clutch on Lugg Nutt, but soon the chants for Slayer to run out and attack Brimstone send him into a blind rage, he lets go of Lugg and start to yell at the fans and makes hand gestures of bring it for Slayer to walk down that ramp.

Styles - " Brims, look behind you ... Lugg Nutt is back up !? "

Lugg Nutt reaches over the big shoulders of Brimstone and takes him into a Cobra Clutch Neck Breaker and pin.

referee - " 1....2..."

Brimstone kicks out with force, he is quick to his feet, but quicker is Lugg Nutt who slaps on his Lock-N-Load- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine, and applies massive pressure.

The fans start to boo as Lugg Nutt keeps the hold on for a long time, the referee does the limp arm thing and sure enough on the third time Brimstone keeps his arm up, the surge of energy shakes his body as he fights to his feet, taking Lugg with him still applying his hold.

Brimstone tries ramming backwards and squishing Lugg Nutt into the corner, but Lugg uses his feet to push them back off the turn buckle and falling back to their knee's the Lock-N-Load- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine, another minutes goes by but Brimstone is still not out fully.

Lugg Nutt releases his hold, walks to his corner and grabs his Kendo stick, then uses it as he Russian Leg Sweep with the Kendo Stick to brimstone who was not fully back to his feet and now finds himself locked into a Cobra Clutch with the Kendo stick against his throat, no DQ match, totally legal.

This time is is too much, Brimstone passes out about 40 seconds into the hold, his arm does not stay up the third time.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via applying the KO Cobra Clutch..... LUGG NUTT!!!!!!!!! "
( 16:11 minutes )

After the mat, Lugg Nutt refused to release the hold, he was now killing Brimstone .....

..... then it's Bad Bonz turn as he runs to the ring, slides in and clotheslines Lugg Nutt to hell breaking the hold, he rolls out of the ring leaving behind his Kendo stick and fallen opponent.

Bad Bonz is in the ring for a bit now, as he finally helps Brimstone to his feet after he wakes up and then starts to talk to Brimstone all cool like and even pats him on the back, but as his brother leans on the ropes and then looks back to give thanks, he gets hit right in the face with the Kendo stick, then again and again until he falls down and escapes through the ropes and out of the ring.

Tely - " Damn, Brimstone lost, so did Kamikaze, what will happen at the PPV !? "

Sheila - " Lots of action, that is for sure, and maybe these brothers will finally get a match and hash this whole thing out !? "

Styles - " Doubtful, Brimstone does want to fight Bonz, to bad for him cause Bonz wants to kill Brimstone ! "

Tely - " Back again in a few folks, for a crazy hell in the cell match with to hard-core muthar ... "

COMMERCIAL

This Sunday, August 27th, 2000, on X-Treme Island, a three hour long PPV event

SXW ONSLAUGHT !!!!!!!

Sponsored by Uncle Sven's Comic Shoppe, in St,Paul, Minnesota
Only the best in comic and related merchandise !

 

Tely - " You heard right folks, this Sunday, in just today's SXW Onslaught !!! "

Sheila - " But we could see a new One World Champion right here tonight, but first, the new Hard-core Champion is in a hell in the cell non title rematch with the lovable Beast, the Crusher !? "

Styles - " Lovable, how about indestructible, this guy is a monster with out some freaking X gene and split chromosome ! "

Tely - " Not even a good zinger there Styles, you lack in intelligent humor ! "

Sheila - " Hey, is that Omega and Alpha, what are they doing here !? "

BEAST, THE CRUSHER
vs. BRANDON HEX

Hell in the Cell Match
30 minute time limit

Omega and Alpha each walk to separate announcers tables, Alpha takes the Spanish side and Omega sits with the usual crew !

Styles - Hey Champ, what brings you to ringside ? "

Omega - " Here to watch Beast, the Crusher tears apart Hexy boy and then I'm going to kick Marvin the Martians ass ! "

Styles - " Looks like Alpha is comfortable over there ... "

Alpha is talking perfect Spanish with her announcer table buddies.

Sheila - " What is she saying over there ?! "

Omega - " I don't know, something about Toca Bell ! "

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and a no holds barred Hell in the Cell non title match which will have a 30 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Cheryl - " Introducing first ...... "

' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and the fans cheer as Brandon Hex makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, then he walks to the ring, almost undead like !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead and SXW Hard-core Champion..... BRANDON HEX !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds ..... he is ....... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!! "
****BELL RINGS****

Hex looks at Beast, and then begins climbing the cage, arriving at the top, he seems to dare Beast to come get him some, and Beast gladly accepts.

Styles- Looks like we're already risking our lives
Omega- Ain't that what SXW is about?Winning titles, and dying?
Styles- I guess your right

Beast begins climbing the cage, and Hex starts throwing stuff at him, brooms (not Eric), chairs etc. , but nothing is stopping Beast, finally Hex starts kicking Beast in the face, but still no reaction, and Beast finally reaches the top, and lets out a huge roar, as Hex backs off a little.

Beast immediately charges at Hex, who dodges, and drop-toe holds beast's face into the cage.Hex tries a leg-drop, but Beast rolls away, grabs a bat mid roll, jumps up, and slams it over Hex's head

Styles-It's going going..
Tely...GONE!!!
Omega-It's a grand fricken slam

Beast is relentless, as he slams the bat onto Hex, until it finally splinters.Hex is rolling around, but suddenly, just gets straight up, as Beast snarls, and rains punches down on him, before picking him up, and powerbombing him onto the cage

Beast looks around, a crazed look in his eyes, as the fans cheer, Beast makes a sign, and suddenly, the entire cage slowly starts to rise, until it is about 20 feet higher than before, Beast picks up Hex, and carries him over to the side of the cage

Styles-What the hell are they doing?

Beast sets Hex up, and signals to the fans, who are watching in awe.Beast picks up Hex, and powerbombs him off the cage, Hex goes down, and slams hard through the announcers table

Tely-OH MY GOD, HEX IS BROKEN IN HALF?
Omega-So is your table, but that was awesome !!!!

Beast still looks crazed, as he turns around, he looks completely insane

Tely-What the hell is he planning to do now????

Beast suddenly jumps off, and hits Total Eclipse - Second turnbuckle moonsault onto Hex

Omega-Now this is fricken hard-core
Styles-What you talking about, it's just another friendly day in the SXW neighborhood

EMT's are coming down to the ring, Beast is already back up, and stands triumphantly over the fallen Hex.EMT's pick up Hex, and put him on a stretcher, Beast looks on with a look of joy and confusion, wondering how the match will continue

The EMT's are halfway up the ramp, when suddenly Hex sits straight up

Tely-WHAT THE HELL????Hex ain't human

The EMT's try to hold Hex back, but he easily pushes them aside, and walks straight to the cage, and he begins climbing back up, and on the opposite side, Beast does the same.They reach the top at the same time, the cage hasn't been lowered to it's original stage yet

Beast immediately takes control again, by kicking Hex in the ribs, then taking a chair to him, and finally knocks him down with a wicked chair shot.

Beast begins to signal to one of the security guards, and he begins handing tables up to beast, until there are a total of 5 tables.Beast stacks three on top of each other, and then the other two next to them.He drags the seemingly unconscious Hex to the top of the two tables, and then Suplex power slam's(jackhammer) Hex through the three tables, but Beast goes with him, the impact of them, causes the top of the cage to break, and both of them to fall through to the the ring, they both lie there, motionless

Omega-Folks, you will only see this in SXW, there are simply no words for this

After a long time, Beast is the first to stir, Hex still looks dead, err ... deader than usual.Beast slowly gets to his feet, using the ring ropes to pull himself up.He is finally on his feet, stumbling around, as his foot slams against a gas can.

Beast gets a wicked smile on his face, and picks up the gas can, and starts pouring it all around the ring, leaving only a small circle around himself and Hex.

Tely-What is Beast planning here?

Beast gets out a lighter, flicks it on, and drops it, and the entire ring catches fire, only he and Hex are safe.

Beast picks Hex up, and hits The Beast - Gut wrench Back Breaker, but instead of covering, he lays Hex into the ring where there is no fire, and climbs the ropes, and hits Total Eclipse - Second turnbuckle moonsault, causing Hex to fly into the flames, but Hex still doesn't move.Hex drags him back, and covers

referee - " 1...... 2 ........ 3 "

****BELL RINGS****

Beast gets up, and raises his arms into the air, as fans cheer, but suddenly they are silent, as Hex slowly rises, not seeming alive, more standing there like a rag-doll.

Cheryl - " and the winner via ... pinfall ..... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!! "
( 11:00 minutes )

Beast takes out a strap from his pants, and ties it into a noose, he then ties it around Hex's neck, and throws the other end up, and through the cage, he catches it, and and pulls Hex up, as Hex thrashes wildly, as Beast is hanging him.Beast ties the end to the side of the cage, and gets his 'Smash&Bash' Painted chair.

He begins slamming it into Hex, as Hex struggles like a pinnate, until finally after about 20 chair shots, the chair splinters and breaks, and the ref immediately cuts Hex down, and he falls to the mat, and goes lifeless again.

Beast leaves the ring to cheers, but halfway up the ramp, the Xtreme-a-tron shows the scene in the ring, Hex has gotten back up, but stands there like a rag doll again, alive, but not really there.Beast looks on in horror, unable to grasp Hex still being alive.

After the match, Omega gets up, taking a microphone and walks into the ring

         
       
       
         
MAIN
EVENT
         
       
       
         

OMEGA vs. VOIVOD

No DQ / Pinfalls Count Anywhere Title Match
No time limit

SXW One World Championship Title Belt

 

Omega - " "All right Marvin, get yer purple Martian butt in here and let's get to it! I ain't got all day!"

Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, SXW WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE MATCH, and has a 25 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

Cheryl - " Introducing first ...... "

Cheryl - " All ready in the ring , his is the winner of the contest of champions and the undisputed SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPION ...... he is ...... OMEGA !!!!!! " ( huge fan pop )

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

' Head Like a Hole ' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the fans become silent, soon a yellow sphere appears in the ring, then it begins to expand, as the music gets more intense the orb become 2 dimensional and it is a portal, that Voivod can open out of thing air, in his dimension he appears in his true form ...

...but Omega wastes no time, he reaches into the portal with one hand and pulls Voivod right out into the ring and slugs him in the chin !
*** The Bell Rings ***

The current champ takes Voivod up into a Death Valley Driver but amazingly Voivod sits right up, they both talk shit and back it up, firing lefts and right that would level houses, but stood their ground, they had to lock up and fight to the ropes, both spilling out over the top rope, nearly landing on their feet and getting right back into it !

Styles - " he went from ringside, to in the ring, to out again, Omega is all over Voivod, how can he loose ?! "

Omega gets a nice shop to Voivod's left cheek, stunning him a moment while Omega grabs a steel folding chair and whacks Voivod upside the head, the alien beast finally falls and Omega tries for a pin.

referee - " 1...2... "

Voivod gets his shoulder up and is lifted into a brainbuster DDT, but he wouldn't stay down, getting right up and walking into a gorilla powerslam, dropping him head fist onto the guard rail, flailing backwards Voivod is now in the Crossface Scorpion Deathlock.

Styles - " That move might win Omega the SXW Submission title belt on the first ever SXW Saturday Haymaker show ! "

Voivod is getting his ass kicked, Omega takes him back up and towards the entrance ramp, while walking with his opponent Voivod drops into a snap 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(stunner), changing the momentum totally.

Tely - " The champ is down, the champ is down ! "

Voivod takes Omega by his neck and slams him countless times into the ring post, until his forehead is split wide open, then hit hard with a powerful Crucifix Powerbomb on the concrete floor.

referee - " 1.....2..... "

Omega kicks out, Voivod hammers him a few times, then reaches over and grabs some camera cords, makes some slack in them and strangles Omega with them, with no DQ, the hold lasts for what seems like minutes, he finally lets go and lifts Omega in a Double Chickenwing Cradle.

Styles - " Voivod is destroying the Champ ! "
referee - " 1.....2.."

Omega is able to twist enough and break the cradle, but not the chickening, but some how he fights to his feet, the fans are going crazy, Omega then scores a series of reverse elbows to the ribs of Voivod then in a surprise move to at least Voivod, a The Eliminator- Jackknife Powerbomb, keeping hold of the legs, then slingshot Voivod over the guard rail and into the crowd.

Tely - " Folks this has lead into the crowd ! "

Omega steps over the guard rail and walks over to Voivod, he hammers him with stiff upper cuts, then a chokeslam onto the floor, the fans swarm in and cheer on their champion, he gets swept away with the crowd.

Voivod is up, he tosses fans aside and into each other as he steam train right towards Omega, breaking the fans away from him and nailing a Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex into a bridge pin right there.

referee - " 1....2. "

Omega twists out of the bridge and gets to his feet, but Voivod grabs a near by trash can and slams it into the side of Omega, then up in the air and on top of Omega's head, then a Body Press Scissors trying for a possible submission.

Omega rails fists to the legs of Voivod, weakening his hold and getting out. Omega then grabs Voivod and flips him over another guard rail, landing next to the entrance ramp that is elevated at a heavy slant, Omega starts to slam Voivod right into the side of it, the steel echo's with every impact, then Omega takes a punch and missed, hitting nothing but cold hard steel as hard as he can.

Voivod grabs the arm and twists in an arm drag take down, then into the Void- Crossface Hold and the fans start to boo, Omega tries to fight out but no good, he soon seems to give in and pass out, so Voivod lets go and crops Omega crotch first over the guard rail.

Omega is sitting in pain on the rail, he does not move as Voivod grabs a chair and start to hit him with thunderous shots, face then back of the head, face then the back and down goes Omega and Voivod goes for the pin.

referee - " 1.....2.. "

Omega barley gets his shoulder up, the fans pop huge as he start to fight to his feet, Voivod is firing stomps and fist, but he is not earth's champion, Omega is and always will be.

Styles - " The champ is making a come back ! "

Omega gets in several nasty fist shots, then his Running Powerslam and into a pin way back in the corner of the arena.

referee - " 1....2.. "

Voivod gets his shoulder up, both men stand, each grabs a chair and swings. The chairs smash into each other, sparks fly, both get stunned from the impact and drop their chairs, they step back from each other, and unseen to most, Voivod opens a portal orb as it sits dormant for a few seconds, Voivod grabs Omega and hammers him in the chin.

Tely - " Portal, portal .... Voivod's got a portal open ! "

The portal is wide open and Voivod Irish whips Omega right into it, he then grabs his chair and walks in after him ........

.... It is unknown what happened in the portal, only that 2 minutes later another one opens in the middle of the ring, as it slowly opens fans start to boo and yell. The portal is fully open and the fans await .....

... Suddenly Voivod's limp body it tossed head first out of the portal, he crashes to the mat unconscious, the fans roar with an incredible cheer as Omega walks out of the portal, he is not vomiting or anything major, simply acting like he has a huge buzz and loss of coordination.

Omega however makes the leg hook and pin.

referee - " 1.....2........3 "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall and still SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPION ..... OMEGA !!!!!!!!! "
( 12:33 minutes )

After the match, Omega gets up and the fans give him a round of apologize, he soaks it in for a few seconds, then looks back at Voivod who has just come around ....

.... the big shock ... Omega walks over to Voivod and locks him into The END- Torture Rack and puts Voivod right back out and several referee's rush to break the hold, we will have to wait till another time for the real end, because the scene ....

....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report

NOW THE STAGE IS SET..
Omega is still One World champ, he meets Shain Nelles for the SC title tomorrow, then against Sandman on Sunday !
Gomez takes out Juvenile twice in one night, now he gears up for Kamikaze, he fell to the vampire lord !
GraDee takes out Bad Bonz & Brimstone lost to Lugg Nutt, the brothers still have differences however !
CoolmanP fights GraDee on Haymaker, but for gold he fights The English Beast, Mark Harrison at the Onslaught PPV !
Beast, the Crusher tears Brandon Hex apart, but perhaps it is .. nothing can stop Brandon Hex !
And lastly, Lucas and Bulldog let the wrestlers sell tonight's show, but the weekend is all theirs !
.....Join us tomorrow for SATURDAY HAYMAKER !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage

After the show, Brandon Hex is spotted by camera men, cracking his joints after his non stoppable match with Beast, the Crusher.

Hex is reading a letter and then manages to stand up and uses the walls to keep himself standing as he walks down the hall, Hard-core title slung over his shoulder.

Camera zooms in on the piece of paper and in letters cut from a magazine it reads ..

' You will soon have your first zombie, the army with conquer and we shall pillage and kill every living being on this stinking planet ! '

Signed

' Your new best friend '