SATURDAY HAYMAKER
Brought to you by : Rob "BULLDOG" Johnson

Commissioner, and professional ass-kicker

Bulldog:Hello and welcome to the very first Saturday Haymaker show, this is the premiere show, so we got some pretty cool matches for you, including Omega our world champ taking on Shain Nelles for the submission title, will we have the first SXW double champ?Or will this crazy kid win?

But before that we have two other matches, and I'd like to talk about the first one first.

Now I know there was some heat between myself and CoolmanP this week, but I wanted to let you know that all of that has been worked out, and there is no more animosity between the two of us, and I wish him luck against GraDee, and of course his friend Eric.

And of course another match you all want to see is the 4 man rumble for the rumble title, wonder if Sandman can survive against all of these guys.

And last but not least, later in the show I am gonna give my PPV predictions, so stay tuned, and now it's time for our first match, Coolman P vs GraDee and Eric, Hard-core match

SXW asks ... Who is the Real Slim ....... Find out in 2 minutes :)

As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face and gripping a broom above his head.

Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs
... he is ... GRADEE !!!!!!!! "

'The Real Slim Shady' Eminem plays as, Coolman P comes out with a water bottle and walks to the ring, he then jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and spits out the water in the air!

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... COOLMAN........ P !!!!!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

The two stare at each other few several seconds, then CoolmanP's eyes move down and notice ERIC, the broom clutched in GraDee's right hand, good thing he looked, he was able to see the start of a broom whack, which he ducks and at the same time leg sweeps.

GraDee and ERIC both go down, and then ERIC is pushed into CoolmanP's chest as he went at GraDee and get vaulted right over and back first to the mat, within moments GraDee is up and on top of CoolmanP,dishing out lefts & rights, ERIC is knocked outside the ring.

CoolmanP lifts GraDee up and into a powerful bulldog, then the roll over and pin.

referee - " 1...2"

What a joke, GraDee kicks right out and gets to his feet, to bad for him cause he gets the atomic drop, not time to feel the pain as he finds himself in a inverted atomic drop and then the big Powerbomb Turnbuckle Smash, CoolmanP is in firm control.

CoolmanP hands GraDee legs first, over the turn buckle and hits him with a big corner splash, GraDee falls from the buckles and to the mat, meanwhile CoolmanP exits the ring and grabs ERIC, the Broom.

CoolmanP taunts GraDee to stand up, then knocks him down again, using ERIC, this happens two more times and then CoolmanP makes the motion to snap ERIC in half over his knee, the fans start to boo him like crazy.

ERIC is second away from being broken in half when GraDee gets a burst of energy, he bolts out of the corner and take CoolmanP down with a Double Leg Shoulder Tackle(Spear), then a barrage of fists to the face and weak cover.

referee - "1....2... "

CoolmanP kicks out and is lifted right up into a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep, then GraDee tosses ERIC on top of CoolmanP and tells the referee to make the count.

referee - " 1....2.. "

CoolmanP laughs as he brushes ERIC off of him and GraDee has his back turned soaking in praise from his dozens and dozens of fans, he suspects nothing until he's head over heels into a Victory Roll pin.

referee - "1....2 ."

Kick out by GraDee, both fight to their feet, the slug fest begins again, this time GraDee is in with the momentum breaker, via a DDT Brainbuster and then into a Step Over Cradle pin,

referee - "1...2 "

CoolmanP gets out of the cradle pin, this angers GraDee to the point of grabbing ERIC and locking the broom and CoolmanP into a lethal Reverse Standing Figure Four Leg Lock, looking at CoolmanP's legs, you realize they are not suppose to bend that way, so does CoolmanP as he taps out.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " And you winner via submission ....... THE REAL SLIM GRADEEEEEEEEEE ! "
( 7:24 minutes )

Bulldog:Now one thing we are gonna try to incorporate into every Haymaker show is an interview with one of the wrestlers in SXW, and I am pleased to introduce my first guest ever, he is one of the biggest men on the planet, he is one of the best wrestlers we have here in SXW, he is the one, the only..BRIMSTONE!

(The shot is wide-angled again, and shows Brimstone leaning against a wall near Bulldog)

Brimstone: OK, can we just get this over with? Nothing personal but I got Soldiers' butts to kick tomorrow.

Bulldog: Ooh....OK. Well I guess the first question on everybody's mind is the whole situation with you, and your half-brother Bad Bonz.

Brimstone: This whole situation has overwhelmed me for the past few days. I mean, one second, I have no brother, the next, I have a brother who's life mission is to kick my ass! I will not fight Bad Bonz, no matter how much he tries to provoke me.

Bulldog:Ah-ha, on to another subject, I wanted to get your thoughts on the world champ, I know you and he had two great matches, with you each taking one, but I think he won the more important one, and now has the belt, but since then we haven't heard anything from you, don't you want a rematch, or a shot at another title?

Brimstone: Omega is one of the few in SXW who I respect. As far as I'm concerned, he is a deserving champ..hey, he beat me right? I'm biding my time, eliminating other factors that would be in my way, such as SoD.

Bulldog:Interesting, now do you have any other plans for the future, anyone in particular you want to take on in this federation?

Brimstone: Obviously, in time, I'll be going after the SXW One World Championship. But for now, I'm gonna take out the SoD, Sandman and that mutha---- Slayer Red!

Bulldog:Now, another question I'm wondering about, what do you think of some of the new guys?Mark seems like a big guy who can kick ass, and Gomez seems too good to be blind, what do you think of these two, and any other people in this federation?

Brimstone: Gomez I like. The guy has charisma and a lot of guts to be taken on guys like me and Omega without the aid of sight. As for Mark Harrison, he seems like a jackass and I hope for his sake our paths don't cross.

Bulldog:One more question for you, is there anyone in this fed that you really hate?

Brimstone: Slayer Red. He tried to kill a member of my family and then hated me for stopping him. Sandman, for turning my brother against him, and the SoD for taking up my time for the past few weeks. And I haven't forgotten about Lucas Myphis. If I ever catch you Myphis, my foot is going so far up your ass

I'll be able to kick your teeth out afterwards with my toe caps!

Bulldog:Well I thank you Brimstone, and next we got another match, and it looks like a killer, so enjoy.

(Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the SXW arena)

Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyro's. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Japan, he is the mysterious and honorable ..... KAMIKAZE !!!!!!!!! "

Iced Earth ' by Century begins to play as the beastly looking Slayer Red makes his way to the ring, eyes forward !

Cheryl - " Ladies and Gentlemen, coming down the aisle, weighing in at 480lbs, demons beware ... he is ... SLAYER RED!!!!!!! "

Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and the fans cheer as Brandon Hex makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, then he walks to the ring, almost undead like !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead ..... BRANDON HEX !!!!! "

The lights go black as the people wonder what has happened.. some people know this entrance. Enter Sandman starts playing as candles light up along the ramp. Sandman is surrounded by people in hooded clothing. Sandman walks into the ring as pyro's go off... Sandman raises his hands and the lights come on.

Cheryl - " He is the leader of the Blood Son's Cult, and SXW rumble champion........ SANDMAN !!!!! "

****BELL RINGS****

Kamikaze and Brandon Hex peel off to one side, as do Slayer Red and Sandman.

Kamikaze makes the first move, as he jumps up, lands on the top rope, and uses it as a springboard, as he flies towards Hex, and hits him with a drop-kick.Hex stands right back up, and they both exchange punches, with Kamikaze taking the advantage by ducking a punch, and drop-toe holding Hex to the mat, and the hitting a few leg-drops.

Slayer Red snarls, and dives at Sandman, who dodges, and kicks Slayer on the back of his head.And begins stomping away at Slayer.Sandman lands a brainbuster, followed by a double-underhook piledriver.

Sandman attempts a DDT, but Slayer blocks, and picks Sandman up, and lands the suplex powerslam (jackhammer(, followed by a leg-drop off the second rope.Slayer attempts to push Sandman out of the ring.

Kamikaze drop-kicks Hex, sending him crashing into Sandman, who is attempting to toss Slayer out, Sandman goes toppling over the ropes, but manages to hold on, and his feet do not touch the floor, he stands on the ring apron.

Hex sees Slayer Red charging at him, and he kicks him in the ribs, followed by a spinning heel kick, which send Slayer reeling, and as he reaches the ropes, Sandman pulls them down, and Slayer goes over, and out of the ring

SLAYER RED IS ELIMINATED!

Sandman hops back into the ring, and he and Hex both go after Kamikaze, who is lying in the corner, seemingly out of it.

Sandman and Hex reach him, and Kamikaze, in one swift motion jumps up, and hits a drop-kick that send both men reeling, Hex gets back up immediately, but Sandman stays down.

Hex seems alive for the first time, as he starts exchanging punches with Kamikaze.Hex ducks a kick attempt, and leg-sweeps Kamikaze, but catches him before he goes down, and hits a crucifix powerbomb.He seems to want to end it, and picks Kamikaze up again for a second powerbomb, but this time to the outside.

Hex has Kamikaze up, but Kamikaze is struggling too much, and somehow manages to get out of Hex's grip, and drop-kicks him in the back of the head, sending Hex over the top rope, seemingly eliminating him, but Hex holds on to the top rope, but doesn't pull himself back into the ring, he just hangs there, feet not touching.

Kamikaze runs at the fallen Sandman, and leg-drops him.Then scales the ropes, he turns to the fans, and signals it.He jumps off with a beautiful moonsault, but Sandman moves, and Kamikaze hits the canvas..HARD!

Kamikaze recovers rather quickly, until to be met with a stiff clothesline from Hex, who has reentered the ring, Sandman is still down.

Kamikaze amazed that Hex is still in the match, goes down, but blocks a punch, and kicks Hex in the mid-section, and whips him into the ropes.

Hex comes off the ropes, and Kamikaze tries to hip-toss him out of the ring, but Hex blocks it, and both men try to throw the other one out.

Suddenly, Sandman stands straight up, and sneaks to the top rope, watching Kamikaze and Hex fighting.

Sandman dives off, and hits a missile drop-kick

****BELL RINGS****

Kamikaze and Hex both go flying out of the ring, and Sandman stands victorious.The ref gives Sandman his belt, as Sandman flies up to the rafters, a wicked smile on his face.

Cheryl-Your winner and still SXW Rumble Champion ..... he is ..... SANDMAN!!!!!!

Shot cuts back to Bulldog in the SXW offices.

Next I wanted to talk about Onslaught, the eagerly anticipated PPV, it will happen tomorrow night, and there are allot of great matches.

'The English Beast' Mark Harrison

SXW Newblood Championship Title Belt 

Bulldog:I know most people are predicting Coolman P in this one, but I don't know, from the two matches I've seen English Beast in, he seems like someone who can hang with the best of them, he is big, tough, and mad as hell at Americans, I think we may see an upset here, but you never know.

Handicap/Hell in the Cell/Table Match

Bulldog:I know, I know, 3 on 1 seems crazy, but you have to remember Brimstone isn't a normal human being, but then again, neither is Loci, and Lugg beat Brim last night, close call, but I think because of how pissed off Brimstone is right now, he could either take it in a mad rage, or, that rage could turn against him, and he could make a mistake that would cost him the match.

I doubt it will come to that though, I see Brimstone winning this one.

Electric Chair ( lite voltage ) Match

Winner gets NB Title shot on TNT !

Bulldog:Hmm I see Fenix in this match all the way, he is on fire, and seems to want that Hotline Belt, so expect Fenix to walk away the winner, but anything's possible in SXW~

Vampire on a Pole Match

Bulldog:I think Venom will take this match, he has been aquatinted with his vampire powers longer than Nova.Nova may have the heart, but I think the strength of Venom will win this one.

Hard-core / 1st Blood Match

Bulldog: Beast all the way, Ice just isn't up to the task of taming the Beast, plus Beast is kinda psycho, look at the fnf match against Hex.

Extreme Dumpster Match

Bulldog:Well on one hand Gomez is blind and insane, but on the other Kamikaze can see, but his moves are crazy too, aww Hell too damn close to call, but I see a match of the year candidate in the making, if they do half the stuff they've promised

vs. 'The Ronin' Akira Ito

Triple Threat/no DQ/Elimination Match

SXW X-Treme Championship Title Belt

Bulldog:Well I think this comes down to HKK, and Mike Powers, and at the moment, I think the murderous 15 year old might just come out on top, but Powers will give him a damn long run for his money

Omega vs. Sandman

Hell in the Inferno Cell

SXW One World Championship Title Belt

Bulldog:Well, Sandman is undefeated, and he is a vampire, plus he always has that damn blood sons cult around ring side, so he could very well walk away the new one world champion.

But Omega is a tough son of a bitch, and I know he doesn't want to lose his title, and my prediction is.........TOO CLOSE TO CALL!!

The TNT show was, in my mind, the best one the SXW has had so far, it had the first title change too, as Hex walked away the new Hard-core champ, but Beast made him pay for it on Friday, I see these two fighting for quite a bit.

We had some good matches from new guys, Gomez showed that he can damn well kick ass, despite his, how does he call it Challenge??

The English Beast showed he is for real, by beating Raging Bull, and then he followed it up with another win on Friday, great showing.

Oh yeah, and Gradee and Eric each picked up a win, hehe.

Kamikaze didn't have the greatest week, as he lost to Sandman twice, but I don't think this will keep him down, I see Kamikaze coming back strong, title holders watch out, Kamikaze will be owning one of them soon.

Sandman continued his reign of terror, with the help of Voivod.

And last but not least, Omega finally got his hands on Portal Boy, as he calls him, so overall, a really good week.

Now we got one more match to go, should be good, Shain Nelles vs Omega

Cheryl - " Now in the ring with his manager Alpha ...... he is the current SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPION, he is...... OMEGA !!!!!! " ( huge fan pop )

Last Resort ' begins to play as Shain Nelles comes from the back and makes way to the ring along with Tifa his manager and wife .

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, the master of the Originator, Crossface hold ... he is ..... SHAIN NELLES !!!!

****BELL RINGS****

Shain starts to punch Omega, and omega does not defend himself, he stands there laughing, as Shain punches him, he raises one hand, and with a thunderous punch, send Shain to the mat.

Omega kicks away at him, it looks like he is playing soccer, as Shain gets kicked around the ring.Omega picks him up, and hits a tombstone piledriver, followed by a crucifix powerbomb, before he finally leg-drops Shain.

Shain is rolling around in pain, as Omega gestures to the fans, who cheer back.Shain gets back up, and drop-kicks Omega, who acts like he has been stung by a fly.Shain tries again, and Omega catches him, and lands The Eliminator- Jackknife Powerbomb, keeping hold of the legs, then slingshot opponent out of the ring.

Shain lands at the feet of Tifa

ref...1...2...3...4

Shain struggles up, as Tifa gives him something

ref...5...6

Shain struggles into the ring

ref...7...8

Shain is finally back in the ring, and is met with a chokeslam from Omega for his troubles.Omega leg-drops him a couple of times, and then slaps on the Crossface Scorpion Deathlock.

Shain screams in pain, as Omega locks the hold in tight, but there is a commotion on the outside.

Tifa and Alpha are getting into a fight, Tifa pushes Alpha, and then runs away, the ref isn't paying attention to the match, he tries to gain control of the situation.

The ref checks Alpha, and Tifa slides into the ring with a chair.She lifts it, and whacks Omega over the head with it.More angry than hurt, Omega stands up, and starts going after Tifa, but Shain is back up, and kicks him.

Omega picks Shain up, the referee is still distracted, and attempts the Omega Destroyer- Gorilla Press Slam, then chokeslam opponent while in mid air, but as he goes for the chokeslam, Shain pulls the object out of his pocket, that Tifa gave him, and touches Omega with it.

Omega starts shaking, and the camera sees that the object is a stun gun.

Shain isn't letting the stun gun go away from Omega, as Omega is going down from the electricity coursing through his body, he finally falls to the mat, totally unconscious.

Tifa tells the ref to watch the match, and he slides back into the ring.

Shain has the knocked out Omega in The Originator- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface).The ref checks Omega, lets his arm drop three times and...

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Your winner, and first ever SXW SUBMISSIONS CHAMPION.....SHAIN "Krazee" NELLES!!!!!!!!!

Tifa grabs the submission belt, and gets into the ring, where Shain isn't releasing the hold.Finally he lets go, and Tifa gives him his title belt.He holds it high over his head, as his music hits.

He and Tifa slowly walk backstage, Omega finally begins to stir in the ring.

Shot cuts back to Bulldog

Bulldog:Well folks, that was the first Haymaker show, hoped you enjoyed it, send any suggestions, or

questions or comments to sxwbulldog@hotmail.com , and make sure you catch onslaught tommorow