Onslaught 2000

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PPV results 8/27/2000

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Onslaught Part 1

CoolmanP vs. 'The English Beast' Mark Harrison

1st ever SXW New Blood Championship Match

Brimstone vs. S.O.D.

Handicap / Hell in the Cell
Table Match

Bad Bonz vs. Nic Fenix

Electric Chair Match

Winner gets NC title shot on TNT !

Onslaught Part 2

Vampire on a Pole Match

First vamp to impale the other wins !

Beast, the Crusher vs. ICE

Hard-core / 1st Blood Match

No small Blood loss, major blood must drawn !

Extreme Dumpster Match

To have a fair fight !

Mike Powers vs. Hardkore Kid
vs. 'The Ronin' Akira Ito

Triple Threat / No DQ
Elimination Title Match

Inferno Hell in the Cell
One World title Match

Pinfall or submission win !

" WHAT'S MY AGE AGAIN !? " BY BLINK 182 AS THEY PLAY LIVE IN THE RING, ALONG WITH THE X-TREME GIRLZ, AT THE SAME TIME ON THE X-TREMETRON VIDEO SCREEN, THE S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY

ONSLAUGHT
2000

..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE 33,011 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!

Myphis - " Hello fans and welcome to SXW Onslaught PPV event, tonight not only will Rob 'Bulldog' Johnson and myself be your announcing team for tonight, but we have eight high card match's and one is for the SXW One World Championship Title Belt ! "

Bulldog - " Lucas, when your not busy being a jackass, you can really cover the scoop and scene of this sport we both love ! "

Myphis - " The only thing we have in common, I hope ! Now, to start tonight's card ..... "

Bulldog - " Folks, I have just received word that Brandon Hex who has been outside all day, trying to pick himself a hard-core title match, has just found his opponent ... "

Outside the SXW Battledome, dozens of fans who could not get tickets, stand around the guy who could not get booked for Onslaught and had to take matters into his own hands !

Hex - " I Have been standing out here all fucking day and offering any piece of shit in the SXW a shot at my Hard-core title belt, fuck Turmoil and fuck Beast, the Crusher ... I told you Beasty ... you cannot keep me down and since you didn't, your the only chump in SXW who I won't fight tonight ! "

The fans cheer Brandon on, a referee has being sitting there with him the whole time bored out of his mind, but word from the back is somebody accepted Hex's challenge.

Hex - " I am doing this for several reasons, one: some fuck head forgot to book me in a title match for the PPV, two: I want to piss off those new Jabroni's and steal the first match and New Blood spotlight, three: every bitch in back who planned to take me out on Turmoil, may have just gotten there undies in a bundle and finally: Because this PPV is titled Onslaught and if my mah hadn't ah named me Brandon .... I would be called Onslaught Hex, now get that bitch out here, I want a fight ! "

Brandon Hex tosses the microphone into the crowd, he holds his Hard-core title in one hand, dragging it on the ground as he walks in a circle, the fans seem to love him as they chant his name and then .....

...... A yellow orb of pure energy appears in the center of the crowd and mosh pit, everybody gets real quite and Hex pauses his movement to a stalling halt !

The orb expands into a two dimensional door way, which leads to the Zzzaaxxxian homeworld and land of the thing known as VOIVOD !

BRANDON HEX vs. VOIVOD

Street Fight Title (dark) Match - no time limit

SXW Hard-core Championship Title

There is no bell rung, no signal from the now wide awake referee, just a thunderous right hook from Voivod that signals this match is on ...

... through Hex's torn street clothes you can see the duct tape he uses to fix himself, which is the only thing holding him together as Voivod hammers him with punch after punch, every time Hex gets knocked back into the fans and every time they push him right back in and at Voivod.

Finally Hex is pushed back in and gets locked into a Final Contact- Gutwrench Suplex and cover to the roars of cheering fans, who once popped for Hex, now pop for Voivod !

referee - " 1.....2. "

Brandon Hex gets his shoulder up with a huge grin on his face, he is then lifted into a Powerbomb Bulldog and teeth shot from Hex's mouth, his chin grinds into the concrete, but he uses his hands and pushes to knees, Voivod begins to clobber his back with locked duo fist shots, Hex fights to his feet and takes a doozey of a chin shot, spinning him in a circle and then a Underhook DDT and pin.

referee - " 1....2. "

Again Hex gets his shoulder up, Voivod drools as he grits his teeth and lifts Hex to his feet.

Voivod jobs Hex with jabs then a roundhouse fist shot and Hex goes deep into the crowd of standing fans, after a few seconds he emerges with a thick plastic garbage barrel and slams into on the forehead of Voivod, who doesn't move much, again Hex hits him with it and nothing doing, finally Hex goes for a third shot and Voivod stands his ground ready for it.

Brandon in mid swing rotates the barrel and and slams it down over Voivod's head and shoulders, effectively getting the barrel stuck around him and cutting of full use of his arms and total lack of visual help as Brandon Hex spins the alien around and around.

Fans now root again for Hex as he drop-kicks and Knife Hand Chops Voivod and mocks him at the same time, Voivod tries to find Hex and ram into him, but no good, he then gets nailed with a Jumping Spin Kick and then the Leg Face Driver onto the barrel and Voivod sending him to the concrete sidewalk.Hex with a pin.

referee - " 1....2 "

Voivod kicks out and then rolls ( literally ) to his feet and right into a shovel swung by Hex, the sharp corner of the shovel digs into the plastic barrel, Hex then tries to pull it out but it is now stuck. Voivod grabs hold of the shovel handle and uses his strength to catapult Hex up into the air.

Hex crashed back to the ground and stays down a few, while Voivod tears and rips the barrel off from his body and head.

Brandon Hex had stuff stashed for this fight, he now has a small flame thrower and juices Voivod up a fame burst, that lasts a few seconds, then Hex drops the flame thrower and hits Voivod with a Crucifix Powerbomb.

referee - " 1..... 2...... 3 "

The referee give Hex his belt and a quick arm raise to signal the win, and Hex runs off through the few fans, because Voivod is right to his feet and chasing after Hex, then stops and portals himself out of camera range.
( 6:44 minutes )

Myphis - " What the hell was that all about, they just ate up 7 minutes for nothing, did you tell Hex to pull that stunt Bulldog !? "

Bulldog - " Whatever Myphis, I ain't out to get you ! Now lets get back to the PPV's planned matches, starting with the much talked about SXW New Blood Championship title match, a first in SXW ! "

Myphis - " Talked about, this belt has been on the burner several times, most still are clueless to it's purpose ! "

Bulldog - " And that is ... "

Myphis - " The New Blood title represents every new star to enter the SXW, I firmly believe wrestlers who hold this title for a lengthy run or when they feel they have moved beyond it and declare stipulations for the new champion to bear the prestige's title, that that great once new champion will be fighting the likes of Omega, Brimstone, those ninja geeks and Beast, the Crusher and actually winning those types of matches ! "

Bulldog - " Seems unlikely that CoolmanP or Mark Harrison have much to offer those types as for challenge, I do believe CoolmanP was taken down by Omega already ! "

Myphis - " That being said, lets see just who will get the New Blood title for the 1st time ever in history ! "

COOLMANP vs.
' THE ENGLISH BEAST'
MARK HARRISON

Standard Title match - 20 minute time limit

SXW New Blood Championship Title

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard one fall, SXW Title match, and has a 20 minute time limit ! "

Cheryl - " introducing first ...... "

'The Real Slim Shady' Eminem plays as, Coolman P comes out with a water bottle and walks to the ring, he then jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and spits out the water in the air!

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... COOLMAN........ P !!!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... "

The lights go dark, orange and blue spotlights circle the arena, as the intro to "The Politicians" starts.... The lights converge in the center of the ring, drawing the fans' attention, before there is a HUGE explosion of blue and orange fireworks on the entrance ramp..... "The English Beast" Mark Harrison walks down to the ring, slowly, determinedly, shouting abuse at the fans, who in turn are shouting abuse at him..... He steps into the ring and raises his arms as blue and orange fireworks shoot from the ring posts...

Cheryl - " Now in the the ring, he hails from Liverpool and weighs in at 275 pounds .. he is ... THE ENGLISH BEAST, MARK HARRISON !!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

The English Beast and Coolman P get right up in each others faces, they talk smack then both turn around and walk back to their corners so get the referee to stop whining, but Mark Harrison turns around and slams CoolmanP in the back, gets him into the ropes and a Irish Whip sends CoolmanP flying into the turn buckle, set up for a corner splash, allowing Mark Harrison to then score a snap suplex on the dazed CoolmanP !

Myphis - " So I bet you favor Mark Harrison, the English Beast in this match, aye Bulldog ! "

Bulldog - " Not at all, in fact, I think CoolmanP will make a better and first in history, SXW New Blood Champion ! "

Mark Harrison tries to lock CoolmanP into a type of submission hold figure 4 style, but CoolmanP rolls out of the ring, and runs around the corner and slides back in, Mark Harrison unable to take advantage of the stomps has to lock up with CoolmanP.

The momentum shifts back and forth then CoolmanP executes a Sidewalks slam and a follow up Bulldog into a roll over and pin.

Bulldog - " And its the pinfall to win ! "

referee - "1.... 2..... "

Mark Harrison kicks out, quick to his feet and then off of them as he takes a Powerbomb and cross armed pin, but no count as Mark Harrison pops his shoulder up and gets lifted into a short arm clothesline, but CoolmanP holds on and keeps Harrison standing for The People's Kick- Thrust Kick(superkick).

Bulldog - " Lights out, CoolmanP is the New Blood Champion ! "

CoolmanP soaks up some cheers and boos from fans then makes his cover.

referee - " 1..... 2 .... "

Harrison kicks out, CoolmanP cannot believe it !

Myphis - " Oh my god, oh my god he kicked out of the People's kick ! "

Bulldog - " And .... " ( wondering what the big deal is ? ) ( It's Lucas selling the moves . )

In the ring CoolmanP lifts Mark Harrison back up and signals for his finisher, then tossed Harrison into the ropes, but during the belly to belly hook up, Harrison stands his ground then reverse and throws CoolmanP into a Inside Cradle and gets the cover.

referee - " 1....2 "

CoolmanP gets his shoulder up and if then lifted into a Fireman's Carry into a Brainbuster and planted hard to the mat and covered for another pin.

referee - "1....2. "

Quick kick out by CoolmanP who gets lifted again and set up for a Irish whip into he ropes which he reverses, and then both are bouncing the ropes and heading for a mid ring collision, both hang out the clothesline and both go down the the others forearm lariat !

referee - "1....2....3. ...( fans yelling for new blood, new blood ) .4......5.....6.. "

Mark Harrison is up and crawls onto CoolmanP for the cover.

referee - " 1....2. "

CoolmanP pops his shoulder up, the fans ' EWWWWW ' and ' AHHHH ', Mark Harrison does neither, telling the referee he slow counted cause he is an American and inferior !

CoolmanP is up and the fans kinda pop for him, he gets Mark Harrison into a Inverted Atomic Drop and follow up Arm Breaker .

Bulldog - " Momentum changed again, CoolmanP is in firm control ! "

Myphis - " Harrison is not out yet, CoolmanP is not doing so well . "

CoolmanP is ready to nail a lifting maneuver but Mark Harrison takes him down with a Short Arm Clothesline and then lifted right up into a Running Powerslam that lands CoolmanP into the corner against the turn buckle.

Myphis - " Another turn around, this is a great match, tough call from start to .. "

The English Beast takes CoolmanP up the turn buckle and flips off the fans, then lands his Slaughter House- Top Rope,Sit-down Powerbomb and makes the pin.

referee - " 1....2... "

CoolmanP amazingly kicks out, but Mark Harrison gets really mad and takes his opponent right up into his specialty Submission move, the Beast Grip- Elevated Texas Cloverleaf and soon CoolmanP with nowhere to go taps out.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " And your winner via submission and 1st ever, SXW NEW BLOOD CHAMPION .... he is ..... THE ENGLISH BEAST ... MARK HARRISON !!!!!! "

Fans give little if no cheer for the newest champion of SXW, instead toss trash and a huge boo which echo's and rings right until Harrison's music is played out and he is in the back.

Bulldog - " What's up with the fans, admire him for skill not despise him for his attitude ! "

Myphis - " Agreed, and now for that scum sucking bastard ..... Brimstone ... as he gets his ass kicked and his chopper picked clean by the SoD ! "

Bulldog - " You know Myphis, this is going to explode right in your face when the man takes down all three of your lackey punks ! "

Myphis - " Yeah, like all three of the SoD will job to Brimstone, I do not think so ... folks, the moment is at hand, the Hell in the Cell descends ! "

BRIMSTONE vs. SOLDIERS OF DARKNESS

Handicap / Hell in the Cell / Table Match - 15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a handicap table match, held inside the .. Hell in the Cell and has a 15 minute time limit ! "

SoD's theme plays, as Loci and Lugg Nutt come out from the back, no Cheyenne! Lugg Nutt takes a mic once he and Loci are in the ring.

Lugg Nutt - "Brimstone, Cheyenne decided that we didn't need her to destroy you tonight, so bring your big fat ... "

Lugg Nutt is interrupted as Soul Devourer by Krisiun plays and the 7'5" giant Brimstone walks out. The crowd erupts into a huge pop as he walks down to the ramp and into the hell in the Cell, Brimstone gets into the ring, still with sunglasses and long leather jacket on. He looks at Loci and Lugg Nutt shortly and then delivers a thunderous right hand to both of them, knocking them down.
***Bell Rings***

Bulldog - " Well, can all two of them take Brimstone, he has nothing to distract him this time ! "

The SoD get up and get knocked back down just as quickly.

Bulldog - " Brimstone is incensed ! "

Myphis - " He's a nut ! "

Brimstone goes under the ring and throws a still folded table over the ropes and into the ring. Loci has slid out of the ring and tries a flying clothesline at Brimstone. Brimstone ducks and Loci smashes into the cage door, breaking the lock! Loci is outside, bleeding from his forehead. Brimstone gets back into the ring and sets up a table. He pulls Lugg Nutt up and sets him up for a chokeslam.

Cheyenne is seen running through the crowd with a steel chair. She slides into the ring and smacks Brimstone across the back with it. Brimstone lets Lugg Nutt go and turns around slowly.

Bulldog - " Cheyenne is now in the arena, I guess it does take all of the SoD ! "

Cheyenne looks like she sees the Grim Reaper and tries to run but Brimstone catches her by the hair. He grabs her neck and lifts her 9 feet in the air with one arm. He holds her there and talks smack to her and then tries to drive her through the table. Lugg Nutt pushes the table away just in time and Cheyenne is slammed to the mat, without touching the table. Brimstone looks a bit pissed. He picks Lugg nut up again, only to get leveled by a chair to the bead from Loci.

Myphis - " There yeah go, hit him again .. and again and again ! "

Loci keeps hitting away at Brimstone's head and eventually gets him down to one knee. Lugg joins in with another chair and the two of them eventually get the giant down.

Myphis - " Yeah, harder .... harder ! "

They stop the chairs and start the stomping the hell out of him. They both lean over to talk smack to him, but both his hands shoot out and grab their necks. Brimstone stands up and delivers a double chokeslam. He goes to get more tables, and sets two up in the ring, opposite a turnbuckle, next to each other. He lays Loci and Lugg Nutt on a table each and then climbs to the top turnbuckle.

Myphis - " He wouldn't ! "

Bulldog - " This borders on attempted murder !! "

Brimstone delivers a huge frog splash, sending both SoD men through their tables, leaving only Cheyenne to be smash through a table for the win. Just then, the lights go out and the cage bursts into fire. The lights come back to reveal Slayer Red standing in the ring, face to face with Brimstone.

Bulldog - "Uh oh! Slayer and Brimstone have been at each other's throats all week, should have booked them in a match for SDH !! "

Myphis - "Um...yea but we still don't really know why...."

Slayer Red goes to the cell door and this distracts Brimstone as Cheyenne sneaks up behind him and low blows him twice in a row. Slayer Red uses his claws to tear the lock right off, he enters the Hell in the Cell enters the ring sets him up for his Heart Slash (Several slashes to the chest, fatal) to be dealt to Brimstone, Cheyenne is willing to let Slayer kill Brimstone.

Bulldog -" For God's sakes Slayer don't do it ! "

Myphis - " OK ... this is too farrrrrrrr ! "

Cheyenne turns around and taunts the crowd, thinking she has won because Brimstone is about to die. Behind her, Slayer Red lets Brimstone go and spins her around. He puts her face close to hers and yells ......

Slayer Red - " YOU...ARE.............A FOOL!!!! "

Cheyenne tries to run but Slayer catches her by the hair, he takes a mic.

Slayer - No...I could never hit a woman. She could though.

Slayer points at the locker room and Torment comes running down to the ring and through the cell door.

Slayer Red and Brimstone each bump Loci & Lugg Nutt off the ring apron to the floor as Torment slides into the ring and flattens Cheyenne with the chair.

Slayer Red lays Cheyenne on the table. Brimstone stands up and Torment stands about 12 feet in the air on his and Slayer's shoulders. The two men lift her up a bit higher, than launch her downwards in a splash onto Cheyenne and the table.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " And the winner via putting all three of his opponents through tables ..... BRIMSTONE !!!!!! "
( 8:11 minutes )

Soul Devourer by Krisiun plays over the screaming fans as, for the first time, we see Slayer Red laugh, looking at the fallen, crumpled bodies of the SoD. He looks up again to face Brimstone and Torment, who are looking him square in the eyes. The three grin and then high five. The crowd gets as loud as its been all night.

Bulldog - " It was a ruse all along! Slayer Red & Brimstone are still allies and when Slayer Red nor Brimstone could hit a woman, so they enlisted Torment to do it for him!"

Myphis - " That's damn lying! That's...that's... "
Bulldog is looking completely shocked but then grins, realizing that two of the good-guys are working together. Brimstone says something to Slayer. Slayer nods and then waves his hand and Brimstone's motorcycle appears in the ring in front of him.

Brimstone and Slayer Red climb on opposite turnbuckles, and each raise on fist in the air. The Hunter by Iced Earth plays and the two exit to the locker rooms.

Myphis - " Crap, where is a commercial when you need one, my heart is about to burst, that sucked !

Bulldog - " Well, so far your PPV is not going so bad, aye !? "

Myphis - " Well, Brimstone's much more evil half brother is up next, I know he and Fenix want that voltage set higher, but the control box located on back of the chair is locked in at a stunning voltage not killing ! "

Bulldog - " Speaking of stunning, yesterday when Shain Nelles used that stun gun, did you notice how fast omega recovered !? "

Myphis - " Not fast enough, cause he will be titles-less, after Onslaught ! "

BAD BONZ vs. NIC FENIX

Electric Chair Match - 15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a special SXW Electric chair match, where the winner gets his opponent locked into the chair and shocks him with the trigger and electric burst, and has a 15 minute time limit ! "

As the Hell in the Cell if high up top, a warped and evil looking electric chair is hoisted into the ring with a crane, after a quick set up .....

' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, spits a loogy into the crowd, gets to the ring and rolls in, then flicks off the fans with a big old middle finger !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! "

Cheryl - " And his opponent ..... "

' Bomb Track ' by Rage Against the Machine plays the fans start to cheer as the InSuBorDinaTe, Nic Fenix makes his way to the ring, giving high five's to the fans.

Cheryl - " .....and now, from Stockholm, Sweden, weighing in at 241...He is .... NIC FENIX !!!!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Typical lock up and momentum shifts, first seen a move to work is Bonz with a Bulldog, he then rushes to place Fenix into Clover Leaf Leg Lock- Texas Cloverleaf, the hold is on for a few moments, but Fenix grabs the side of the ring, and then has to climb the ropes with his hands, while Bonz is holding his feet, soon horizontal, Bonz uses his strength to fling Fenix of the ropes and face first to the mat.

Myphis - " This is more like it, the right brother is kicking the good guys ass, well, not good but not good ! "

Bonz gets a low blow and then Irish Whips Fenix into the corner but misses with the follow up corner splash, Fenix ducks out of the way and then rolls to his feet, ready to catch Bonz with a foot to the chin and knocks him down.

Fenix grabs Bad Bonz and Irish Whips him into the electric chair, and Bonz is seated, but Fenix tries to lock the left arm wrist lock, and ad Bonz gets him in the face with a fist shot, then hair pull and Headbutt.

Bonz is out of the electric chair and slams Nic Fenix into the chair, he then gets one strap on and locks the wrist in but Fenix starts to hit Bonz till he is dazed, then uses his legs to trip him.

Nic Fenix starts to unhitch the strap but Bonz is back up quick and hits a variant bronco buster and then locks both strap on and pulls the switch.
Nic Fenix gets a charge.
*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " And your winner via electrocuting his opponent ....... he is ... BAD BONZ !!!!!!! "
( 8:11 minutes )

After the match Bad Bonz mocks the fans and spits high into the crowd, meanwhile the referee unstraps Nic Fenix from the chair, Nic Fenix goes and hits Bonz with an Atomic Drop and then a 3/4 Face lock Bulldog ( Diamond Cutter ).

Nic Fenix then puts Bad Bonz into the electric chair and just starts cranking the lever to trigger a burst of electricity each time, Bonz is vaulting around in the chair as he gets shocked over and over, fortunately Nic cannot adjust the voltage without the key held by the bell ringer.

Suddenly Brimstone's theme queues and he sprint to the ring, Nic Fenix thinks he can take him, but we all know he cannot as Brimstone lifts him into a mighty choke slam and then grounds him as he sets his brother free from the helmet and chair.

Brimstone exits with his brother slung over his left shoulder, Nic Fenix is slow to stand up, the fans start to boo, then a huge cheer bursts out as ......

...... Brandon Hex is seen running into the ring and clotheslining Nic Fenix with his SXW Hard-core Championship title belt, splitting his forehead wise open and putting him down.

Hex is grinding the belt into the wound and blood explodes everywhere, Brandon has a face full of blood as he flips Nic Fenix into the electric chair and straps him in tight.

Brandon Hex then holds up a key and unlocks the voltage control, and sets it on maximum, then with one shift of the lever and locking that in place, Nic Fenix is electrocuted to death, smoke pours from the skull cap around his head, his eyes burst from the sockets.

Fans scream in horror as Myphis queues for the lights to cut on the ring and clear this mess up.

During the commotion Brandon Hex slips away, Bulldog finally unlocks the lever and turns the electric chair off, but Nic Fenix is dead non the less .. COMMERCIAL BREAK !

SXW PPV EVENT: ONSLAUGHT is sponsored by .....

Official Break-in Federation for some top notch Wrestlers, destine for the SXW and more !!!!!!!

OPPONENTS	TYPE OF MATCH	TITLE	STIPULATIONS
Venom vs. Max Nova	Vampire on a Pole Match	none	First vamp to impale the other wins !
Beast, the Crusher vs. ICE	Hard-core / 1st Blood Match	none	No small Blood loss, major blood must drawn !
Kamikaze vs. Gomez	Extreme Dumpster Match	none	To have a fair fight !
Mike Powers vs. Hardkore Kid vs. 'The Ronin' Akira Ito	Triple Threat / No DQ Elimination Title Match	XC	Pinfall Elimination
Omega vs. Sandman	Inferno Hell in the Cell One World title Match	WC	Pinfall or submission win !