|
|
SATURDAY
HAYMAKER |
|
|
|
(The shot opens up to Bulldog sitting at a desk, the SXW logo is behind him, and several papers are lying on the desk, the director counts, and then signals him) Bulldog:Welcome everybody, we got a big show today, sorry we could'nt getone out last week, something was messing with our signal, but that has all been taken care of, and we should be fine for this broadcast at least, it's just that the sxw is soo good, that other feds send little wussies to mess with things here, just so they don't have to compete, but no worries, we won't leave if he can help it. Anyway, we got some good matches today, and we might just get a little crazy |
|
ICE vs. Ramirez, the Giant
Cheryl-The following is a standard match with a 15 minute time limit
"I Disappear" from Metallica starts to play as the lights dim and this ICE blue light shines through the arena. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring weighing in a 350 pounds and from the Jersey Shores...he is.......ICE !!!! "
The Lights in the arena turn to blue, green, purple, and black as Larger Than Life blares over the speakers. Spaced white pyros shoot up on the stage area, as Ramirez 'The Giant' comes down to the ring. The turnbuckles then shoot up red sparks and flares go off in the ring as Ramirez gets into the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... RAMIREZ, THE GIANT !!!!!!!! "
****BELL RINGS****
Ice starts things off with a series of right hands to the side of Ramierez's head, and then whips him into a corner.Ramierez comes running out, and tries a clothesline, but he ducks, and whips him back into the corner, and unleashes a flurry of knife-edge chops, that echo throughout the arena.
Ramierez ducks a chop, and hits a Chickenwing & Facelock Suplex, followed by a Shoulder Mounter Suplex, he picks him up, and slams him down hard with a Powerbomb, picks him up, and follows up the powerbomb with a Turnbuckle Smash, and finishes the entire combo with an Upside Down Turnbuckle Smash.
Bulldog-Oh hell yea, I love those powerbombs Tely-So do I Bulldog-Stop kissing my ass Tely Tely-YES SIR! Bulldog-Ahhh great!!! Ramierez picks up Ice for the Power Bomb to Hell- Last Ride Powerbomb, but Ice starts hitting axe handle smashes onto Ramierez's head, and Ramierez is starting to go down. Bulldog-Thats the best way to counter that Tely-I agree whole-heartedly But suddenly Ramierez gets back up, lifts Ice up higher, and hits the powerbomb, causing the mat to break, and sending Ice down to the arena floor. Ramierez is signaling the end, the crowd answers with a hearty cheer, he drags Ice out of the hole in the ring, and lands The Giant Factor Slam- Choke Slam that turns into an X-Factor on the way down, landing the opponent face first. And covers him.. ref....1 ref....2 ref....3
****BELL RINGS**** Bulldog-Great first showing by the Giant, but I wish we'd booked him last, dammit, get some people to fix this ring, I'll be upstairs, and lets go to commercial. Tely-Yes sir, anything you want sir.
|
|
A Week in the life of a wrestler. |
|
(The scene cuts back to Bulldog sitting at the SXW newsdesk, the shot only shows him) Bulldog:Well, what a great match, and now it's time for our weekly interview, and this week we got one of the newest stars of the sxw.He has'nt been here long, but he's got only one loss so far, and that against Kamikaze, he had what could easily be the match of the year at the ppv, he may be blind, but he's damn good, he is GOMEZ! (The shot is wide-angled again, showing Gomez sitting next to Bulldog, very relaxed in a chair, a big smile accross his face) Bulldog: Well, Gomez, first question is, if you supposed to be blind and all, how can you possibly do those insane moves, and how can you even see your opponents? Gomez: Well that answer is quite simple, when I was still very young, I trained in a small monastary in Japan, where they have been using the art of blind fighting for thousands of years.I spent quite an enjoyable time there, and learned to sense a persons aura, and sense their power, this lets me not only know where they are, but also where they are going to go. Bulldog: Damn, sounds cool, but what about those high flying areial moves that you, and Kamikaze both like? Gomez: Well, I must have missed Kamikaze by only a couple of years, but from what I saw, or rather felt in our match, he has learned the craft well.It's great fun learning down in Mexico, especially when they first show you the ropes. Bulldog: How do they teach you these? Gomez: Well, they take you to cliffs by the ocean, I love the beach, and make you jumps off the cliffs and into the water, so you become one with the air. Bulldog:Interesting, now do you have any other plans for the future, anyone in particular you want to take on in this federation? Gomez: Well, I am working my way through the ranks, and of course at the same time I want to fight crime.And eventually I plan to fight Sandman, and of course in this whole process, I would'nt mind picking up a belt...or two, hehe. Bulldog:Now, another question I'm wondering about, why are you fighting this crime, plenty of people to do it, especially around here. Gomez: Well yes there are plenty of people, but I don't agree with many of the methods they are using, we can never completly defeat evil, we can only keep a lid on the pot, and stop them from boiling over, the more people doing it, the more people can lead normal lives. Bulldog:One more question for you, is there anyone in this fed that you really hate? Gomez: I do not really hate anyone, but I harbor a strong dislike for evil, and that means people like Sandman, Cyric, this new green glowing eyes guy, and many other, but none of them do I truly, and fully hate. Bulldog:Well I thank you Gomez, and next we got another match, and it looks like a killer, so enjoy. (Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the sxw arena) |
|
Cheyenne vs. Torment
' Temptation Waits ' by Garbage begins to play as Torment drives to the ring on a black motorbike, while red & blue lights flash through out the arena. Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she stands at 6 foot even and hails from Dublin,Ireland ..... she is ...... TORMENT !!!!!
A Lone Drum Beat echo's through out the arena as Cheyenne walks out as the lights are out and smoke is all over the floor camouflaging Cheyenne, when the lights come back on she is in the ring ! Cheryl - " Now in the ring, one half of the Regulators tag team, mistress of the Indian Death Grip ..... she is .... CHEYENNE !!!! "
At the same time, the Soldiers Of Darkness, Lugg and Loci come down, as Torment is locking up with Cheyenne ****BELL RINGS****
Torment takes control of the match with kicks and punches, and then lands a Scissors Kick, Knife Hand Shop, and finishes Cheyenne of with a DDT. She picks up Cheyenne for a powerbomb, and hits it, she picks her back up, but she falls down,
****BELL RINGS****
Loci and Lugg have entered the ring, and are stomping away at Torment, angry looks in their faces.Lugg picks Torment up, and plants her with the Fixxer-Upper- Brainbuster DDT. Loci picks the now bleeding Torment up, walks over to a corner, and hits her with the devestating Demon Destroyer- Outsiders Edge, off the middle ropes. Loci picks her up again, blood is staining her clothes, and her head wound is bleeding freely, but the SOD is'nt done yet, as Cheyenne puts her into the Indian Death Grip. Lugg gets a microphone, as Loci spits fire into the air.
Lugg:Now, the sod seems to be taken a little lightly lately, and thats why we had to make an example of someone to show you, what we can do, when we can do it, and to who we can do it, and the answer to all of those is, what we want, when we want, and dammit, to who we want to, because Soldiers..take no prisoners!!!!!
The ref holds up Torments hand, as emp's rush to the ring, the SOD leaves the ring, seemingly back, and more dangerous than ever. |
|
Upcoming Events: |
|
Bulldog:Well, I could'nt talk about the past week, since we had all these problems on Xtreme Island, with getting signals out and all, but I promise you that the upcoming week will be kickass. We will most likely see such stars as Omega,Kamikaze,Gomez,Brimstone,Sandman,Hex,Nova,Priest and others in action, should be good. And later this month we have the X-Treme Prejudice ppv, which is stock full of typical sxw ppv craziness, so you will see the undead, the strong, the vamps, the blind, the honorable, and others duke it out in this ppv, hope you tune in. But we still got two great matches coming up today, so sit back and enjoy them. |
|
Ronin vs. Venom
' Firestarter ' by Prodigy plays as a blonde nurse wheels out Venom, strapped in his straight jacket and sitting in his wheel chair, the nurse Brown ... ... hurries him to the ring, where she unties the straight jacket to let him loose ! Cheryl - " Now being let loose around the ring area ... he is ..... VENOM !!!! "
Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers crisscross as the opening strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog walks The Ronin Akira Ito. He is wearing a grey t-shirt with the sleeves cut off, and white spandex trunks that end at the mid-thigh, and have the Japanese Rising Sun on the thigh. He slowly and confidently walks to the ring, with no sign of emotion on his face. The Ronin climbs through the ropes and stares into the eyes of his opponent. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Kobe, Japan he is the honorable .....RONIN, AKIRA ITO !!!!!! "
****BELL RINGS****
Ronin tries a dropkick, but Venom just moves slightly, acting like he's swatting a fly.And goes on the offensive.He puts Ronin into a headlock, and punches him in the face, and lands the tornado ddt, followed by a devestating Powerbomb.
Bulldog-Damn I love them powerbombs Tely-Whatever you say boss! (Bulldog rolls his eyes)
Venom climbs the ropes, and dives off driving his head into the shoulder of Ronin with a flying headbutt, picks up Ronin, and whips him into the ropes, he bounces off one, bounces off another, and gets hit with the D.O.A.- Thrust Kick(Super Kick), sending Ronin crashing to the mat. Venom stomps away at Ronin, and drops a few elbows, and follows it off with a leg-drop off the second rope.He twists Ronin into the Boston Crab.
Bulldog-This could be it.
But Venom is having trouble really locking in the move, and finally Ronin twists out, but Venom, does'nt miss a beat, hitting a reverse side russian leg-sweep (downward spiral) followed by brain buster, and supersizing the combo with a death valley driver. Venom seems to want to end the match, and sets Ronin up in the middle of the ring, he bounces off the ropes, and lands the The Sting- Leg Face Driver(Fameasser).Sending Ronin's face into the mat, he covers... ref....1 ref....2 ref....3
****BELL RINGS**** Venom slides out of the ring, and leaves with Nurse Brown, to aloud boos from the fans. |
|
Main Event |
|
Brandon Hex and Nic Fenix vs GraDee and Eric
' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and the fans cheer as Brandon Hex makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, then he walks tothe ring, almost undead like ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead ..... NIC FENIX and BRANDON HEX !!!!! "
As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face and gripping a broom above his head. Cheryl - " Making his way to the
ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at
allegedly just over 100lbs
****BELL RINGS****
GraDee leaves Eric in the ring, and excourages the crowd to clap and chant for him, and suprisingly a chant of Eric starts up, making GraDee jump like a kid in a cady store, Hex also climbs out of the ring, leaving Nic in, who si continuously running into a turnbuckle, falling down, but getting right back up, and slamming into the turnbuckle again, finally, a small cut opens up, and he falls down holding his head to the cut, but no blood flass, the force send Eric crashing onto him, and the ref looks confused but count
ref....1....2...
Hex makes the save, by kicking Eric back at GraDee, who looks mad, and tags himself in, Hex does the same, tossing the lifeless Nic out of the ring, Nic gets up, and starts circling the ring, seemingly without purpose.
Bulldog-Great a broom almost won the match, and we got this idiot running around in circles Tely- I agree Bulldog, this is terrible
In the ring some wrestling finally starts, as Hex and Gradee hook up, with Hex taking an early advantage with a drop-toe hold, followed by a Reverse Ankle Lock. GraDee is too close to the ropes, and the hold is broken, but Hex tries a leg drop, but GraDee moves, and goes on the offensive, taking Hex out with a Double Leg Shoulder Tackle(Spear), and rolls it into his figure four leg-lock, Hex can't grab the ropes, and GraDee locks the move in, and has a stupid looking smile on his face, the ref continually checks Hex, sometimes counting him when his shoulders touch the mat.
Bulldog-Could this be the end of the match?No where for Hex to go.
Hex yells something, and Nic stops his stupid lap running, and gets into the ring, and kicks GraDee in the back of the head, causing him to release the hold, before running back outside, and resuming his walk.
Hex picks up GraDee, and whips him into the ropes, as he comes back, he takes him outside with the Jaws of Death- Shoulder Spin Hurricanrana.
On the outside they start to brawl with eachother, Hex yells something again, and Nic gets into the ring, trying to cross it to get to Hex and help him, but Eric is still lying on the gorund, and he trips over him, sendinh Eric flying into the air. In classic slapstick comedy style, Nic looks up, only to be slammed over the head by Eric, his head slams back, and Eric is lying accross him. A confused ref looks on, slowly gets to his knees, and ref....1 ref....2 ref....3
****BELL RINGS**** Cheryl-The winner of this match up......ERIC and GRADEE!!!!!!!!
Hex scoop slams Gradee down, and sees the ref raising Eric into the air, Hex looks mad, and gets into the ring, he pushes the ref away, takes Eric, and
CRACKKKKKK
Snaps him in half, he picks up Hex, and powerbombs him to the outside, Nic just gets up, and walks in his, I'm dead, but can still walk-walk, with Hex slapping him on the back of the head every so often. GraDee:NOOOOOOOOOO GraDee gets into the ring, to see Eric broken in half, he picks up the two pieces, and hugs the broom, before running to the back screaming his head off. Bulldog-He did'nt have to break his broom, I mean GraDee's a little nuts, but he did'nt deserve that, aww Hex is nuts, oh well folks, catch the exciting week of SXW, and come back next saturday for another jam-packed Haymaker. Tely-Your shows the best Boss. Bulldog-Tely, get your nose out of my ass and do your damn job, Fitzy ain't paying you do bore these fans.
....cut to commercial.... |
