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The shot opens up to Bulldog sitting at a desk, the SXW logo is behind him, and several papers are lying on the desk, the director counts, and then signals him. Bulldog:Hello, and welcome to another edition of SXW's Saturday Haymaker.As always, we got interviews, recaps, and some exciting matches, so without further ado, I will run downstairs, and we can get the first match underway, looks good. |
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Cheryl-The following is a standard match with a 15 minute time limit 'Symphony of Destruction' by Megadeath begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Regulators tag team and weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG NUTT !!!!!! " The Lights go out as ' Criminal ' by EmineM blast the PA system and the lights begin to strobe as Razor makes his way to the ring, mocking the fans as he is introduced and slides under the bottom rope. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, hailing from Australia...... he is ..... RAZOR !!!!!! " Cheyenne is seen walking down to the ring, a kendo stick
in hand, she goes over to Lugg's corner, and he smiles. Lugg is still talking to Cheyenne, when Razor attacks from behind with axe-handle punches onto the back of Lugg's head. Lugg, is trying to fight back, but Razor is unrelenting, as he slams Lugg to the mat with a Inverted Back Drop Fallaway Powerslam, but lugg gets right up after the impact, only to get kicked in the teeth with a Thrust Kick (Super Kick) from Razor, sending him crashing into a corner, holding his mouth, as a trickle of blood rolls down the side of his mouth. Bulldog-What the hell is he doing? Styles-Preparing for war!!!!! Lugg wipes at his mouth, and looks at his hand, and sees his own blood, he smiles, revealing his bloodstained teeth, and making him look more evil than ever.He takes some blood, and paints two lines under each eye, before jumping up, and knocking the shocked looking Razor into the ropes with a Spinning Crescent Kick, followed by a devestating Death Valley Driver Lugg goes on the warpath, hitting a series of moves, starting with a Cobra Clutch Neck Breaker, followed by a Cobra Clutch Russian Leg Sweep, leaves Razor lying in the ring with a Bombs Away- Reverse Bulldog Bulldog-Great moves from Lugg, seems that blood pissed him off. Styles-But he was laughing Bulldog-War can be fun too ya know. Lugg starts climbing the ropes, he turns around on the top rope, signals it, and jumps off, landing his destructive Top Rope Leg Drop, his leg slamming accross Razor, Lugg hooks the leg ref...1 ref....2 Razor manages to get the shoulder up, and lugg goes right back to work, whiping Razor into the ropes, and hitting a few flying clotheslines, almost taking Razor's head off. Lugg picks Razor back up, who is clutching his neck, and tries to take his head off with Beheading- Opponent in a high bear hug, then falls back, dropping the opponents neck across the top rope, Razor rolls around clutching his neck, screaming in pain, as Lugg signals that the end is near. Lugg carries the screaming Razor over to the ring ropes, blimbs to the second one, and drives Razor's head straight into the mat with a Fixxer-Upper- Brainbuster DDT. Razor is no longer screaming, he just lies there, and instead of covering, Lugg, puts him into Lock-N-Load- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine, Razor is out of it, the ref raises Razor's hand, and lets it drop ref....1 ref....2 ref....3 After his hand drops the third time, the ref calls for
the bell Lugg however, refuses to release the hold, infact, he tightens it, Cheyenne gets into the ring, smiling from ear to ear, as she holds the Kendo stick up high. Bulldog-Make him break the damn hold, come on ref, what are we paying ya for. Cheyenne, taps Lugg on the back, and says something to him, and he releases the hold, only to take the offered Kendo Stick from Cheyenne, and slamming Razor with it, over and over again, finally using it to russian leg sweep him, while using the kendo stick for added impact. He and Cheyenne, leave with big smiles on their faces. |
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A Week in the life of a wrestler. |
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sitting at the SXW newsdesk, the shot only shows him)
Bulldog:Well, what a great match, and now it's time for our weekly interview, and this week we got one of the newest stars of the sxw.He's one of the original SXW'rs, and a damn good wrestler, he is...SLAYER RED! Slayer is standing by the door, looking around for something, or someone. Bulldog: Hello There Slayer Red, and welcome to Haymaker. Slayer Red: [says nothing, keeps looking around.] Bulldog: Ah well, I guess a question on everyone's mind, is what is up with this entity that seemingly had you under control? Slayer Red: That is precisely what I\rquote m worried about. I don\rquote t know anything about this sort of power. Bulldog: Hmm, so you think thats under control now? Slayer Red: It may be. I have gained an\'85.assistant in keeping it out. Bulldog: Assistant huh?Won't tell me who that is will ya? Slayer Red:No Bulldog:Thought so. Slayer Red:Can we get on with it. Bulldog: Interesting, now do you have any other plans for the future, anyone in particular you want to take on in this federation? Slayer Red: The man that has tormented me these past weeks is on my target list for sure. Otherwise, I'm up for a fight with the Blood Sons Cult any time they want. Bulldog:Yea, I hate those bastards too Slayer Red:They will be dealt with Bulldog: Any titles out there you want? Or is fighting evil more important? Slayer Red: Of course fighting evil is more important. Titles are bonuses\'85..but if I have to choose one right now I would like to have the Hardcore Belt. Bulldog: Hmm, now, anyone in this federation who you want to Heart Slash? Slayer Red: If you keep asking me the same questions in different ways you\rquote re gonna get it. Otherwise, as I have said, the man that has violated me recently. Bulldog: Well, Slayer Red, I thank you for the interview, I wish you luck in the future, and now, we go to the arena for some fast paced action. Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the sxw arena ! |
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Cheryl-The following is a hard-core match with no time limit, falls count anywhere. ' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, gets to the ring and rolls in, then hits the turn buckles 2nd rope and hold up two big old middle fingers for the fans and TV stations to censore ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! ' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds ..... he is ....... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!! "****BELL RINGS**** Beast manages to evade a dive attack from Bonz, he spins, catches Bonz, and lifts him up, and slams him down with a Suplex Power Slam(Jack Hammer), followed by a Heart Punch off the middle rope. Bulldog-So simple, yet so deadly. Styles-(Mumbles)So much power, yet sooooo boring. Bulldog-What was that? Styles-Uhm...nothing Beast Powerslams Bonz to the mat, and whips him into the corner, climbs up, and signals to the fans, who count with him, as he punches a 10 Punch Combo, the final punch causing Bonz to fall to his knees, shaking his head. Bonz rolls away, narrowly missing a leg-drop, and goes on the offensive.He kicks Beast in the midsection, and then punches him a few times, rears back, and knocks Beast back to the mat with a final devestating Punch.Bonz picks up the fallen Beast, and takes him out, in a great show of strength with a Gutwrench Powerbomb(Awesome Bomb), and covers ref...1... Beast kicks out, Bonz tries an elbow drop, but Beast moves, Bonz gets back up, and tries another elbow drop, but Beast catches him, and Choke Slams him, , follws the chokeslam up with a Giant Swing, and takes Bonz out with a nice Bodyslam Bulldog-We could be near the end now. Styles-For once, I agree Beast signals to the fans, and they clap their hands, Bonz struggles to his feet, turns to Beast, only to recieve The Beast - Gut Wrench Back Breaker. Beast climbs the ropes, and dives off with his Total Eclipse - Second Turnbuckle Moonsault, followed by a pin ref....1 ref....2 ref....3 Beast gets up, and shakes the ring ropes, howling at the crowd, he leaves to large cheers.
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Weekly Recap |
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Bulldog:I think one word sums up this week....WOW! What didn't happen this week?
Guess we better start with tnt, alot of great matches there, great main event, I see great potential in all our tag-teams, and with the addition of Hyper Sonic, Hex and Fenix, Coolman and Ramirez to the already strong division, I'm sure we will have a bunch of great matches coming from all these tag-teams. Brimstone solidified not only his status as rumble champion this week, but also got his well deserved One-World title shot at the ppv.Whoever is champion then, watch out. "The English Beast" Mark Harrison picked up some new gold this week, by defeating Krazee for the submission belt.I may not like this guys additude, but I gotta admit, he's a damn good wrestler, and he deserves the belt. Cyric made his return this week, destroying Ronin, and at the same time challenging the man that put him out of commission, Beast, to a match, sure these two will put on quite a show. The plot thickened between The Blood Son Cult, and Divine Right, as Priest and Nova once again tried to kill a vamp, but the vamps look out for one another, gotta respect that. Something I don't respect though, is what happened on Tuesday, and Friday.Sandman, you were unable to beat him fairly at the ppv, so you first interfered in his match, stole his girl, and then to beat him, you had to pretty much staple Omega to the mat to win.Pal, I doubt you'll have that belt long, at the latest, Brimstone will take that title from you. Cut to the match, I'm pissed off. Scene fades to a commercial |
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Cheryl-The following is a standard match for the newblood title. The Lights in the arena turn to blue, green, purple, and black as Larger Than Life blares over the speakers. Spaced white pyros shoot up on the stage area, as Ramirez 'The Giant' comes down to the ring. The turnbuckles then shoot up red sparks and flares go off in the ring as Ramirez gets into the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... RAMIREZ, THE GIANT !!!!!!!! " As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face, he does not have his broom with him this time. Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs ... he is the current sxw newblood champion... GRADEE
!!!!!!!! " The eric-less GraDee, attacks Ramirez, with a new found anger, slamming him with punches and kicks, causing the bigger man to fall into a corner. GraDee runs to the corner, but Ramirez is back to his feet, and clotheslines him, and proceeds to stomp GraDee, really laying into him.Ramirez picks GraDee up, and Jackknife Powerbombs him,picks him back up, and plants him with a nice Sidewalk Slam , followed by a cover ref....1 ref....2 GraDee gets a shoulder up, but Ramirez, hell-bent on winning the title, goes right back to work, kicking the falled GraDee, and setting him up for a Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver, as he lifts GraDee up, GraDee, slippery as an eel, wiggles out of the hold, and slides down Ramirez's back, Ramirez turns around, and is met by an off-the top rope Bulldog, GraDee climbs back to the top rope, and lands on Ramirez's shoulder with a Headbutt Bulldog-Nice move there by GraDee, maybe losing Eric was'nt soo bad, he seems more focused Styles-Yeah the "Broom" was keeping him down. GraDee picks the big man up, and lands another series of moves.Knee Breaker Drop puts the big man on his knees, a perfect set-up for GraDee to hit a Piledriver, before climbing to the top rope. GraDee pumps up the fans, and dives off with a beautiful Senton(Bomb), and a cover ref....1 ref....2 ref....thre Ramirez kicks out, and manages to avoid a falling headbutt from GraDee, and picks him up, and chokeslams him, and Ramirez is getting ready to take GraDee out with his Giant Factor Slam- Choke Slam that turns into an X-Factor on the way down, landing the opponent face first. As he is driving GraDee down to the mat, Gradee manages to spin out of the big mans grip, jumps up, and kicks Ramirez in the back of the head, keeping his feet there, and driving his face into the mat. Bulldog-OUCCHHHH Styles-Damn, how did he do that? Chants of GraDee, GraDee start up, and charged up by these, GraDee drops an elbow on the back of Ramirez's head, before locking him into the Scorpion Deathlock Leg Lock(Sharpshooter) He has the hold in tight, and Ramirez can't
go anywhere, his screams of pain only bring a smile onto GraDee's face,
and finally, Ramirez taps out... Cheryl-Your winner, and still newblood champion....GRADEE!!!!!!!!! GraDee lets Ramirez go, and as he walks up the ramp, Brandon Hex is suddenly on the Xtreme-a-tron, he is in the SXW graveyard, smiling.In the background, Fenix is bouncing off a tree. Hex:Hey there GraDee, I have a little present for you,hope you like it. The camera pans to the right, and zooms in on a tombstone, the stone reads, here lies Eric, full of doom and gloow, was loved and revered, although he was only a..BROOM! Hex can be heard laughing as Haymaker comes to an end, GraDee looks madder and madder. Join us next week for Haymaker & in just three days
for another classic Turmoil and then on Sunday |
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