Bulldog:Welcome to another edition of SATURDAY MORNING HAYMAKER.

As always we have a great show for you, and with the shadow of Xtreme prejudice looming over us, we have a great weekend for all you sxw fans.

So we got three great matches, an interview with one of your favorites, and my ppv predictions, so without further ado, lets go down to the ring for out first match of the day, ENJOY!

Cheryl-The following is a Hard-Core match, with no time limit.

Refree-Luke Cage

' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, gets to the ring and rolls in, then hits the turn buckles 2nd rope and hold up two big old middle fingers for the fans and TV stations to censore !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!!

The Lights in the arena turn to blue, green, purple, and black as Larger Than Life blares over the speakers. Spaced white pyros shoot up on the stage area, as Ramirez 'The Giant' comes down to the ring. The turnbuckles then shoot up red sparks and flares go off in the ring as Ramirez gets into the ring.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... RAMIREZ, THE GIANT !!!!!!!!

With Ramiriez still playing to the fans, Bonz grbs a chair, and dives off the top rope, slamming it over his head.

****BELL RINGS****

Bonz uses the advantage to beat Ramirez over and over again with the chair, driving it into the big man's knees attempting to cripple him.

He puts Ramirez's ankle in between the chair, and climbs the ropes, attempting to snap the ankle byu jumping on the chair, but Ramirez manages to move, and clotheslines Bonz.

Bulldog-Great action here today, but I don't know if I agree with crippling opponents.

Tely-I don't agree with it boss.

(Bulldog sighs, and mumbles something about wanting the other a-hole back)

Ramirez goes on the offensive, by using a Choke Slam to slam Bonz onto the chair.Ramirez repostions the chair, picks up Bonz, slams him into the ropes, catches him, turns, and drives his head onto the chair with a nice Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver

Bonz is already bleeding, and Ramiriez starts to go under the ring, to look for some toys.He throws crutches, cookie sheets, barb wire, tables, cahirs, glass pitchers etc into the ring.

Ramirez rolls in, and takes one of the pitchers, and holds it into the air, the fans cheering, he turns around, but the pitcher gets driven into his own face by a devestating kick from Bonz.Ramirez starts bleeding from a variety of wounds in his face, and Bonz cackles with an evil laughter.

Bonz takes a cookie sheet, and goes and works on Ramirez's ankle again.He slams the object into his leg and ankle over and over again, finally bending the cookie sheet.But this does'nt stop Bonz, as he just grabs another chair, and sets up a table.He places Ramirez onto the table, and places his ankle inbetween the chair, and climbs the ropes.

Bulldog-I think he's going to try and break that ankle again, this is insane.

Tely-Want me to stop him?

Bulldog-No that's ok.

Bonz jumps off, landing a Hanging Guillotine Leg-Drop onto the chair, sending Ramirez through the table, but also injuring his ankle.

Ramirez tries to get up, but is unable to, his ankle badly injured, Bonz just laughs, and starts kicking at it, trying to make the injurt worse.He then puts the ankle back into the chair, obviously wanting to put Ramirez out of action permanently

Bulldog-Ok, I've had enough of this

(He takes off his headphones, and walks over to the ring ropes, and screams at Bonz, telling him to stop this now.Bonz refuses, and acctually shoves Bulldog)

(Bulldog looks at the wrinkle in his shirt caused by Bonz pushing him, and back at Bonz, who is now standing on the top rope, ready to deliever the final crushing blow)

Bulldog pushes Bonz off the top rope, sending him flying over Ramirez, and onto the mat, and Bulldog gets into the ring, ripping his shirt off, and barking at the crowd, while looking extremely pissed off.

The crowd cheers, as Bulldog tears into Bonz, kicking away at him, before picking him up, and landing his devestating Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear), which causes large cheers to erupt from the crowd.

Envigorated by this, Bulldog sets up a table, and wraps the barb wire around it, before taking a safety flare, and lighting the table on fire.He picks Bonz up, the fans cheering like crazy.

Tely-I don't believe it, I don't believe he would do this move, it's insane.

Bulldog takes a running start, and slams Bonz through the flaming, barb wire table with the move that has won him titles, THE BITE-Running powerslam.

Bulldog looks at the bleeding Bonz, and at Ramirez, who is struggling to stay on his feet, and leaves the ring, going back to the broadcast table, the fans still cheering like crazy.

Bulldog-There, that should take care of that, now get him Ramirez

Tely-Great showing Boss.

Ramirez is now on his feet, hobbling around, Bonz is slowly but surely getting up to.Bonz is now up, and sees the stumbling Ramirez, so Bonz bounces off the ropes, attempting to take out the big mans ankle, but Ramirez catches Bonz mid air, and takes him out with a The Giant Factor Slam- Choke Slam that turns into an X-Factor on the way down, landing the opponent face first. sending Bonz face first onto a chair, Ramirez falls to his feet, hooks the leg, and the ref makes the count.

ref....1

ref....2

ref....3

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Your winner, he is...RAMIREZ, THE GIANT!!!

An SXW commercial runs for the new Ramirez t-shirt

Bulldog:Interview time, and this week we got another good one, we got the mysterious and honorable, and well liked and respected....KAMIKAZE!!!!!!!!!

(The shot is wide-angled again, and Kamikaze sits on a large chair next to Bulldog spinning around, yelling Weee every now and then, when he realises the interview has started he stops, and calms himself down)

Kamikaze:Deep apologies, I just always have wantedto try that.

Bulldog: Uh....ok. I guess a big question I have is, how go things with Hyper Sonic?

Kamikaze: Well, besides the fact that we are not in contention at the ppv for the tag-team titles, everything is great, and I am posotive that we will be back in the tag-team title picture soon enough.

Bulldog:While we are on the subject of titles, are there any in the SXW that you would like to have around your waist?

Kamikaze: Well, titles are always nice to have, but I enjoy the competition, and the challenges more, I would rather lose 10 good, fair, and chellenging matches, than win one title, but, I of course would never refuse a shot at a title if someone gave it to me ;).

Bulldog:Interesting, so titles are'nt that important to you are they.Well, besides the tag-team, what are your personal goals in the SXW?

Kamikaze: Well, I am really focused on Hyper Sonic, but the evil in this federation must be stopped, and contained.SAndman, Loci and Cyric are all dangerous, and evil advesarys, and while I have no single plan to contain them, I will try my best to keep their evil contained on our island.Other than that, most of my future plans involve both Gomez and myself.

Bulldog:Good, we got too much evil on this world anyway.

One more question for you, is there anyone in this fed that you really hate?

Kamikaze: I hate noone on this world, but I do harbor strong dislikes for all things evil, and corrupted.I guess the closest thing I have to hate is towards Sandman, I was unhappy in the manner in which he won the world title, but I have no doubt that Brimstone will take care of that tommorow.

Bulldog:Well I thank you Kamikaze, and next we got another match, and it looks like a killer, so enjoy.

(Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the sxw arena)

Cheryl-The following is a mixed tag-team tornado match with a 20 minute time limit

Referee-Ernie Chang

Last Resort ' begins to play as Shain Nelles comes from the back and makes way to the ring along with Tifa his manager and wife .

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, the master of the Originator, Crossface hold ... he is ..... SHAIN NELLES with TIFA!!!! "

In the arena, "EZ Streets" plays, and out walks Gigolo George, and the fans boo at him, until Dawn, Amber, and Caroline walk out behind him, they slide into the ring, and dance around a little.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, along with his managers Dawn, Amber, and Caroline ...

........ he is.........GIGOLO GEORGE !!!!!!!!!!

****BELL RINGS****

George is just walking around, puffing on a cigar, oblivious to the match.Tifa and Shain mean buisness however, and Tifa starts beating the crap out of the Triad.

Shain runs over, and clotheslines George, he tries to clothesline him out of the ring, but George seems to wake up, and hits Shain with a nice Heart Kick, sending Shain reeling, but causing George to go back into his I don't care about the world mode.

The Triad is trying just to stay alive, as Tifa is really laying into them with kicks, punches, and dropkicks.Tifa climbs the ropes, and hits a beautiful Senton (Bomb), taking out the Triad in cool looking fashion.

Bulldog-Tifa is taking it to the three ladies, guess they were'nt prepared, guess spending time on their knees ain't helping them here.

Tely-Good joke sir.

Tifa is up, and celebrating, but she accidentally bumps into Shain, sending him towards George, who catches him, and hits his He-bitch Man-slap- 3/4 Front Face Lock bulldog, hooks the leg, and the ref counts.

ref....1

ref....2

ref....thre

Tifa jumps off the top rope, landing a nice, and totally reaking of awesomeness, hanging guillotine leg-drop, onto the back of George's head, causing him to stop the cover, roll over, and Tifa pushes Shain onto him, and the ref counts, while Tifa continues to beat on the Triad.

ref....1

ref....2

ref.....3

****BELL RINGS****

Tifa and Shain slide out of the ring, as Cheryl announces them as the winners, they hug, and leave, preparing for tommorow night.

Shot cuts to a preview for Xtreme Prejudice

vs

Cyric

Thunder-Dome Match

Bulldog: This match will be great, as both Cyric and Gomez are great competitors here in sxw, Gomez has been on a good run so far, and Cyric just got back, and of course wants some wins to get back into the upper ranks again, in the end, this one is too close to call in my book, but the win will either come from a reversal by Gomez, or a failed reversal by Gomez.`

vs.

Divine Right

vs.

High Voltage

vs.

CoolmanP & RTG

4 Teams, 4 Rings, 2 Ladders Match SXW World Tag Team Championship Titles

Bulldog:Well, this should also be a great match, ladders, 4 rings, oh my, but in the end, I think it will be a showdown between The Regulators, and Divine Right, with The Regulators coming out on top, and becoming the first ever SXW tag-team champions

vs

Bad Bonz

Octagon Brawl

Bulldog: Omega all the way, hell Bonz ain't so tough without little weapons and sneak attacks, the only question in this match is, how long will Omega torture Bonz?

vs

Slayer Red

Hell in a Cell

Bulldog:Well, Kamikaze will have less room to fly in this match, and Slayer Red, with his new companion, has been winning, the match outcome will depend on the Basalisk methinks

vs

Loci

Submission Championship

Bulldog: English Beast all the way, Harrisson has been on fire, already capturing two titles since starting in SXW, I see him keeping his title, unless the SOD get involved.

vs

Beast, The Crusher

Hard-Core title match

Bulldog: I think Beast will get his title back in this match.Voivod is a good competitor, but Beast wants that title back, and by golly, I think he'll win it back.

vs

Shain Nelles

Xtreme Title Match

Bulldog:Coolman will keep his belt, but only because I think that Gigolo George will show up, and cost Shain the title, either way, I think a good match will happen.

vs

Hex

Broom Match

Bulldog:Well, finally we see these two fight it out, will that ghost thing show up again?Will Hex's undead army help him, who knows, my prediction, a wild and crazy match.

Bulldog:The first main event, with the four ring battle will be won by Beast.I think he is going to move up after this ppv, and I see him fighting for the One World Title at the next ppv.

Brimstone

vs

Sandman

SXW One World Championship

Bulldog:I think Brimstone will get the title he deserves, and Sandman will get his just desserts.Omega will most definetly show up in this match, and try to kill Sandman, will the Blood Queen stop him?Gotta tune in tommorow.

Now back to the arena for our final match, for SXW I'm Rob Johnson, good day.

GraDee vs. Priest

Newblood title match

Cheryl-The following is a standard match with a 15 minute time limit, and it is for the SXW newblood title

Referee:Ernie Chang

As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face.

Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs
... he is the current sxw newblood champion... GRADEE !!!!!!!! "

A Church Bell rings as Father Brown slowly walks to the ring, he carries a cross on a pole and a urn filed with holy water, he blesses the crowd.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is Father Brown, the ........ PRIEST !!!!!!! "

****BELL RINGS****

Priest charges at GraDee, and manages to take the small man down with a DDT, he follows that move up with a nice Single Arm DDT, and finally slams GraDee down and out with a Brainbuster Suplex, before he climbs the top rope.

He signals it, and jumps off, and positions himself to land a Top Rope Leg Drop, but GraDee moves, and Priest lands hard on the canvas.

Priest looks up, and gets dropkicked in the teeth by GraDee, who follws his dropkick up with a 10 punch combo in the corner.

Priest falls hard, and kisses canvas, and GraDee jumps to the top rope, spins, and with the fans cheering his name, slams Priest down with a Senton(Bomb).

Bulldog-Nice move there by GraDee, this is why he is newblood champ

Tely-Could'nt agree more.

GraDee, pumped up by the crowd, slaps Priest into the The Broomboard- Inverted Surfboard with Inverted Face lock, causing Priest to scream in pain.

GraDee really locks in the move, and just when it looks like Priest is going to tap out, a strange picture comes on the Xtreme-a-tron, it is Hex, just laughing, the image stays for about 5 seconds, and then vanishes.

The picture is enough to distract GraDee, and he releases Priest, and walks over and looks at the now blank Xtreme-a-tron with a confused look on his face.

Priest takes advantage with a Cradle into a Pin.

ref....1

ref....2

GraDee kicks out, and with an enraged look in his face, clotheslines Priest out of his shoes, before landing a Scoop Slam, then almost breaking him with a Back Breaker, and takes him out with a Bulldog, before climbing to the second rope, and landing a nice Headbutt

GraDee walks around Priest, and locks him into the Scorpion Deathlock Leg Lock(Sharpshooter), Priest has no where to go, and eventually, taps out, and GraDee lets him drop to the mat

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Your winner, and still newblood champion......GRADEE!!!!!!!!!

GraDee does'nt seem to care, and is already halfway up the ramp, focusing on his match against Hex tommorow.