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(The shot opens up to Bulldog sitting at a desk, the SXW logo is behind him, and several papers are lying on the desk, the director counts, and then signals him) Bulldog:Welcome to another exciting episode of Saturday Haymaker, as always, we got a good show, news and views, interviews, and a hell of allot of ass-kicking, so without making you wait, let's go to our first match. |
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Priest vs Gigolo George vs Bad Bonz
Cheryl-The following is a three way dance with a 25 minute time limit Referee-Ernie Chang ' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, gets to the ring and rolls in, then hits the turn buckles 2nd rope and hold up two big old middle fingers for the fans and TV stations to censor ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!! In the arena, "EZ Streets" plays, and out walks Gigolo George, and the fans boo at him, until Dawn, Amber, and Caroline walk out behind him, they slide into the ring, and dance around a little. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, along with his managers
Dawn, Amber, and Caroline ... ........ he is.........GIGOLO GEORGE !!!!!!!!!! " Gigolo doesn't get into the ring, but just sits in a chair on the outside, letting the triad massage him. A Church Bell rings as Father Brown slowly walks to the ring, he carries a cross on a pole and a urn filed with holy water, he blesses the crowd. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is Father Brown, the ........ PRIEST !!!!!!! " Priest makes the sign of a cross towards Bonz, and he hisses at him, and charges.
****BELL RINGS****
George is lounging around on the outside, as Bonz and Priest go at it.
Bonz uses his strength to take advantage of the situation, and manages to land a Powerbomb, followed immediately by a nice Crucifix Powerbomb.Priest dodges an elbow drop, and goes after Bonz, managing to clothesline him.
Bulldog-Hey George, get your ass in there Styles-Let the man enjoy his women.
With Bonz down, he is perfectly set up for a Senton Bomb by Priest off the top rope, he follows the nice Senton with a Inverted Backbreaker, Bonz is in pain, but gets up for a Backbreaker Bulldog by Priest.
Priest picks Bonz up, bounces off the ropes, but Bonz lands a devastating boot to the mid-section of Priest, and picks him up, and hits the Gutwrench Powerbomb(Awesome Bomb), into a cover.
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Priest kicks out of it, and goes back on the offensive with a Slingshot Ring Rope Clothesline Drop, into his finisher Righteousness- Reverse Crossed Arm Crucifix Powerbomb , Priest hooks his leg, and the referee makes the count
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****BELL RINGS****
Cheryl-Your winner, he is the holy Father Brown......
.......PRIEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
George begins sauntering to the back with his ladies, a big smile on his face, like he had just won.Priest blesses the crowd, and leaves, disappearing behind the curtain
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Cheryl - " The following match is A one fall, standard non title
match. with A 15 minute time limit !!! " ' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights go out and the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-Tremetron and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on and Omega is standing in the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with his manager Alpha ...... he is ...... OMEGA !!!!!! " Brimstone's intro music begins to play and the sound of a motorcycle exhaust can be hear, soon Brimstone is seen riding his Harley from the garage, through the halls and stops at the top of the entrance ramp, just under the X-Tremetron Video Screen, he puts the kick stand down and dismounts his bike and makes his way to the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from London,
England and weighs in at 550 pounds he is ..... BRIMSTONE !!!! " Talk about the clapping of thunder, which has nothing on these two giants, as the echo of each chest shot rings through out the arena, then the rope tossing begins and each stands his ground and the ropes have no ricochet effect on these big powerhouses. Alpha is cheer Omega on as he tries to nail a clothesline, but the huge Brimstone ducks the attack, bounces the ropes and comes back with a clothesline from his own hell, which sends Omega spinning in a circle before he lands flat on the mat, stomach first. Brimstone walks over and helps Omega to his feet, just so he can fall victim to a powerslam, that is a set up for Brimstone's guillotine leg drop off the tope rope, but Omega moves at the last second and Brimstone crashes to the mat, Omega is to his feet and lands a baseball slide face kick. Omega catches his breath as Brimstone is slow to his feet, Omega locks in and lands a underhook DDT and tries for a cover. referee - 1....2." William - " Either of these guys can be the spear head for the SXW, this match up is unstoppable ! " Brimstone kicks out the fans let out a ahhhhhhh, as Omega lifts Brimstone to his feet again for a suplex, but he cannot lift Brimstone, on the other hand Brim can lift Omega, and he does, into a weak powerbomb, he then tries for a cover. referee - " ...1..." Omega gets his shoulder up no problem, he then rolls to his feet and again the fist fight is on, ending quickly when Omega scores a super kick that sends Brimstone into the corner, Brimstone moves right out of the way when Omega spears the turn buckle, then Brim grabs Omega and hits a few knife hand chops then flings Omega into the opposite corner and hits him with a running corner splash. Styles - " These guys are monsters, they cannot get the other down for the count ! " Omega stumbles from the corner and hits the mat thanks to a clothesline from hell, Omega is then picked up into the Last Ride Powerbomb, it was not as powerful as one might suspect it would be on say a heavy weight, but Omega is almost as heavy as Brimstone, the impact shacks the ring. Tely - " Holy moly, mother of pearl, that was intense ! " referee - " ..1....2." Omega gets his shoulder up again, Alpha is ecstatic, Brimstone is less then happy, as he reaches down and lifts Omega up by his hair and signals for the sky high choke slam finisher, but Omega is not willing to take the ride, he bashes the arm of Brimstone until he breaks the hold, then a few boots from Omega and then it starts .... Styles - " Oh oh, Brimstone is screwed now, Omega has his second wind ! " Omega lands a suplex which he could not pull off just a few minutes ago, then Brimstone takes another super kick which spins him in circles, just as he stops spinning Omega runs at him and slams the giant with a choke slam, Omega keeps it going and lands Brimstone with his Omega Destroyer- Gorilla Press Slam, then chokeslam opponent while in mid air. The weight of Brimstone prevents the move from being spectacular, but non the less, still amazing to see, Omega makes the pin. referee - " 1....2" Brimstone kicks out, Omega gets angry and applies the Crossface Scorpion Deathlock, Brimstone is in undeniable pain, but he fights his way to the ropes, the action is intense, Omega barely lets go once Brimstone has the rope, this angers Brimstone to where he turns right around and applies the cobra clutch. Now Omega is on the ropes, Brimstone breaks quick, only to find himself locked in a bear hug, Omega then forces them away from the ropes, Brimstone must use his strength to break free, pounding the shoulders of Omega until he breaks the hold, then Brimstone grabs him and hits a choke slam. Styles - " This is epic, the mountain giants trample everything in sight and are unstoppable ! " Brimstone clotheslines Omega over the top ropes, Brimstone then runs across and bounces the rope, Omega simply landed on the ring apron, other side of the ropes, he is just getting his balance when Brimstone comes back at him and bumps Omega off the ring apron and sends Omega sailing 5 feet across, in the air and finally landing back first on to the Spanish announcers table and it collapses ! Alpha runs over to see if Omega is all right, even Brimstone seems concerned,
but then Omega moves and soon is actually on his feet . Alpha is begging for Omega to stay out of the ring ... Omega never gives up, he climbs back in, and right into another chokeslam, this time it's the Hell's Gate- Middle of ring sky high choke slam, Omega crashes to the mat and Brimstone makes the cover. referee - " 1...2.. " Tely - " This has turned into quite the little battle ! " Styles - " LITTLE !? " Brimstone huffs as he picks Omega up one last time for a Samoan drop, that sets up the jumping elbow drop of the turn buckle and finally another Last Ride Powerbomb and cover. referee- " 1....2.....3 " Cheryl - " Winner of this match via pin fall ......... BRIMSTONE
!!!!!!! " After the match, Brimstone celebrates and the fans cheer him on, Alpha enters the ring, helps Omega to his feet, he then gets and accepts the hand shake from Brimstone ..... William - " Folks, that'll do it for us, our first show ended as it started, great sportsmanship, and respect for there follow CO-workers and comrades in arms, thanks folks for making SXW your choice for ring action and we will see you in just 4 days for Turmoil !!!!!!! " Brimstone, Omega & Alpha all grabs beers and start to chug in the ring with referee Ernie Chang and even Styles gets in the ring for a beer, he tries to fire up a blunt and then ..... |
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A Week in the Life of a Wrestler. |
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(The scene cuts back to Bulldog sitting at the SXW news desk, the shot only shows him) Bulldog:What a great match there, but now, it is time for our weekly interview.Now I know that it originally we planned to have Coolman P on, but due to problems that I caused, he is unable to be here today, but next week, we will bring you that interview in full (The shot is wide-angled again, showing Gigolo George sitting in a large easy chair covered in what appears to be leopard fur, the Triad is draped over him, a small cigar is in his mouth) Bulldog: So instead we got one of the newest SXW wrestlers, he's here with the Triad...GIGOLO GEORGE! George: Yea yea, can we get this damn interview over with, I got to get back home? Bulldog: Hmm, why, what's so important? George: Well, if you had three women like this around you, would you leave the house?I don't think so. Bulldog: Riiiight, anyway, you haven't been having the best success here in SXW, and frankly, you don't look like a wrestler to me, why the hell are you here? George: Bad luck I guess, I was drunk some night, next thing I know, some guy is screaming at me, telling me to walk down to the ring to fight some woman, pissed the hell out of me, but according to a contract I supposedly signed, I am stuck here for a while. Bulldog:Well, boo hoo poor you, but I guess you can have success, hell, if Lucas can win a belt, anyone can huh. George: Yeah, whatever, so you want to ask me something or what? Bulldog:Yea, you got any goals here in SXW?I mean, I know you sound like you don't want to be here, but since you have to live with it, do you have any plans? George: Well, my first goal is to get this damn interview over with, then my goal is to go home with the Triad, and have some fun dammit, but other than that, I wouldn't mind a title, or two..or THREE.Hell, the things are nice and shiny, and would fit perfectly in with my wardrobe, don't yea think? Bulldog:Great, well as I said, if Lucas can do it, anyone can, anyone you hate? George: Yeah you for making me miss my morning routine by having me come here, I'm outta here, this sucks, shit, lets go home girls (George walks off the stage angrily, the Triad following him, Bulldog sits at his desk, a little perplexed) Bulldog: Well, thank you George, hope to be seeing you soon (The mutterings of George can still be heard in the background, as Haymaker cuts to a commercial) |
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Voivod vs Ramirez, The Giant
Cheryl-The following is a standard match with a 15 minute time limit. The Lights in the arena turn to blue, green, purple, and black as Larger Than Life blares over the speakers. Spaced white pyro's shoot up on the stage area, as Ramirez 'The Giant' comes down to the ring. The turnbuckles then shoot up red sparks and flares go off in the ring as Ramirez gets into the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is ....... RAMIREZ, THE GIANT !!!!!!!! " ' Head Like a Hole ' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the fans become silent, soon a yellow sphere appears in the ring, then it begins to expand, as the music gets more intense the orb become 2 dimensional and it is a portal, that Voivod can open out of thing air, in his dimension he appears in his true form ... ...but as he steps through the portal he morphs into a humanoid skin and he steps through it and into the ring, he then closes the portal as the song tames down. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from the Zzzaxxxian home world .... he is ..... VOIVOD !!!!!!! " ****BELL RINGS**** Voivod scores a low-blow, but the ref misses it, Ramirez drops to his knees. Voivod runs to the corner, but Ramirez is back to his feet, and clotheslines him, and proceeds to stomp GraDee, really laying into him.Ramirez picks Voivod up, and Jackknife Powerbombs him,picks him back up, and plants him with a nice Sidewalk Slam , followed by a cover ref....1 ref....2 Voivod gets a shoulder up, but Ramirez, hell-bent on winning , goes right back to work, kicking the fallen Voivod, and setting him up for a Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver, as he lifts GraDee up, Voivod, slippery as an eel, wiggles out of the hold, and slides down Ramirez's back, Ramirez turns around, and is met by an off-the top rope Bulldog, Voivod climbs back to the top rope, and lands on Ramirez's shoulder with a Headbutt Bulldog-Voivod hits a nice move there, huh Styles Styles-Blow it out your cakehole Voivod picks the big man up, and lands another series of moves.Knee Breaker Drop puts the big man on his knees, a perfect set-up for Voivod to hit a Piledriver, before climbing to the top rope. Voivod pumps up the fans, and dives off with a beautiful Body Press Scissors , and a cover ref....1 ref....2 ref....thre Ramirez kicks out, and manages to avoid a falling headbutt from Voivod, and picks him up, and chokeslams him, and Ramirez is getting ready to take Voivod out with his Giant Factor Slam- Choke Slam that turns into an X-Factor on the way down, landing the opponent face first. Voivod struggles, but the strength of Ramirez wins, and he lands the move. Bulldog-OUCCHHHH Styles-Damn, bet that hurt like a mofo? ref....1 ref....2 ref....3 ****BELL RINGS**** Cheryl-Your winner, he is..
.....Ramirez, The Giant !!!!!! |
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Bulldog:Well, as always, a good week in SXW.Lots of twists and turns, a few surprises, and overall, a kickass week. First, I want to talk a little about the PPV.Best one in SXW so far...PERIOD. From the first match to the last, the excitement, the surprises, and generally, everything got better and better.Gomez beat Cyric, but got his sight back. We finally saw that weird Basilisk thing in human form, calls himself Jake King, and seems to know Kamikaze, even though Kamikaze don't have a damn clue who he is. The Team with No Name won the world tag-team belts. The 4 ring match up rocked, we finally saw who is the better Beast, we got a new hard-core, and X_Treme champion, we saw the real ERIC, we got a new bunch of dead people calling themselves the Legion of Doom. Beast won himself a nice shot at the One World title, by beating the 4 rings, so next PPV, whoever is still champ gets to face Beast in a Japanese death match. And finally, we had a one world title shot, that Sandman won, by having his little blood queen bitch bite Brimstone's brother Bonz, Sandman, if I were you, I would seriously watch it, you making more enemy's than friends around here boy. The rest of the week was exciting too, Sandman beat Gomez, who is waaay off because of his sight, Omega killed Juvenile, and blew off Venom's hand, but he lost to Sandman on Friday, and there was a whole lotta biting going on at the end of that match. Also, Lugg-Nutt is the new submission champ, the tag champs showed us why they are champions, the new guy, Jake King seems to be able to do some magic, Cyric is as evil as ever, and in general, it was a week of the usual SXW craziness. Now looking ahead, two matches have already been signed for the PPV, Hyper Sonic will get a tag-team title shot against whoever is still holding the belts, Beast gots that nice One World Title shot, and of course, between now and then, we will have the continuation of this Omega, Brimstone, Blood Sons Cult feud. Now, the biggest surprise of the week has to be that no-good lousy scoundrel Lucas winning the rumble title, Lucas, you and I don't like each other, and I am sure that title won't be yours for very long, I will make sure of it. Oh, we also have a special PPV that will be taking place in the good ole UK, hosted by the one and only Richard Coupe, should be good, and of course, it being the Halloween month and all, I am sure allot of spooky, and kooky things will be happening, so stay tuned, because when X_Treme just isn't enough, we give you.. SUPER XTREME!! (Shot goes black, as Bulldog shuffles some papers) |
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Eric Tagliani vs. 'The Irish Icon' PJ
McHugh
SXW Newblood Championship Title Belt
Cheryl-The following is a standard match with a 20 minute time limit, and is for the SXW Newblood title! Referee- Ernie Chang
Green Pyro goes off as he hits the ring and he does a little dancing before he rips of the shirt and props himself in the corner
Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring standing at 6 feet and weighing in at 200 pounds even ...... he is ......... ' THE IRISH ICON' PJ McHUGH !!!!!!!!! "
Eric comes out, and throws his hands into the air, one hand clutching the Newblood title, he walks down to the ring
Cheryl - " Now on his way to the ring, hailing from
NY City, and weighting in at an overweight 250lbs,
****BELL RINGS****
ERIC starts off strong with a nice Vertical Suplex, stays on his knees, and uses a Snap Mare to slam PJ to the mat, he finishes it with a good Slingshot (Catapult) , that sends PJ crashing to the outside.
Eric climbs out of the ring, and he and PJ start exchanging punches, with PJ getting the upper hand, when Eric misses a punch.PJ takes advantage of the situation, and whips Eric into the ring steps with an Irish Whip, as Eric comes bouncing back, he gets driven into the hard arena floor with a destructive Double Underhook DDT.
Bulldog-Ughh, that is never good. Tely-Yup Styles-Good commentary Tely Bulldog-Yup
PJ rolls into the ring to stop the count out, and rolls back out, and kicks away at ERIC, who is slowly getting to his feet, PJ takes a hold of Eric, and shoves him into the ring, jumps up to the ring apron, but Eric is also back on his feet, catches The Irish Icon's head , and jumps down, almost beheading PJ, by driving the ropes across The Irish Icon's neck.
PJ falls to the outside, and hits his head on the guardrail.Eric slides out, and rolls him into the ring, before nimbly jumping to the top rope, where he stands perched, like a vulture stalking it's prey.
PJ gets up, and is looking groggy, he turns around, sees Eric dive off, as he gets hit with a Victory Roll, Eric hits the move perfectly, and the ref counts it
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PJ gets a shoulder up, and Eric puts him into a headlock.
PJ is slowly getting pumped up, and slowly, but surely gets to his feet, and starts driving elbows into Eric's midsection, causing him to release the headlock.
PJ bounces off the ropes, and tries to take Eric down with a Jaw Breaker, which ERIC reverses into a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep, hooks the leg for the pin.
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PJ manages to once again get the shoulder up.
Bulldog-Good stuff here by PJ. Tely(In bad Irish impression)-It's the luck o de Irish
Eric picks up PJ, whips him into the ropes, PJ dodges a clothesline, kicks Eric in the stomach, causing him to double over, and PJ gets ready to deliver the Luck of the Irish- Sit-down Piledriver.
He lifts him up, but Eric struggles, and PJ releases him, Eric then back-body drops PJ, and as he gets up, Eric gets him into his Crossface Chickenwing.
PJ struggles a bit, but starts to go limp, and eventually, taps out of the painful hold.
****BELL RINGS****
Cheryl-Your winner ........
and still SXW Newblood Champion....
.....ERIC TAGLIANI !!!!!!!! |
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