results 10/03/2000
Tuesday Night Turmoil
filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island !
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OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
The ' Real ' Raging Bull
vs. Cheyenne
Standard Match
none
none
Loci vs. Kamikaze
No DQ Match
none
none
Brandon Hex vs. Gomez
Standard Match
none
none
GraDee vs. Voivod
Standard Match
none
none
Beast, the Crusher vs. Lugg Nutt
Hard-core Title Match
HC
none
Omega vs. Jake King
No DQ Match
none
none
CoolmanP & Ramirez, the Giant
vs. New Crimson Guard
Standard Tag Team Title Match
TC
none
Brimstone vs. Lucas Myphis
Standard Match
none
none
Sandman vs. Max Nova
Hell in the Cell Title Match
WC
none

" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN & S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY





TUESDAY
NIGHT
TURMOIL




..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE 31,267 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!

THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ......

Styles - " Hello everybody and welcome back to the SXW, as announced our Spanish table has been replaced, since they got killed by Voivod at X-Treme Prejudice, so from now on we have Sheila Topkins & Rob 'Bulldog' Johnson seated at our 2nd announcers table ! "

Tely - " Yep and joining them all this week will be non other then OMEGA ! "

William - " Oh Yeah, Omega likes to be up close to the ring action and call the moves, next week we will have maybe Brimstone at ring side, wouldn't that be kewl ?! "

Bulldog - " Hey hey, can you guys hear me over there, bah, who cares, I am seated with Sheila Topkins and in just a few moments we will be joined by ..... "

' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights go out and the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-Tremetron and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on ... as Omega is walking to the announcers table and takes a seat!

Omega - " Right on people, lets start this show and see who dies before the first commercial ! "

Sheila - " Strong words from a strong super star, you have a match tonight against Jake King, you seem rather calm !? "

Omega - " Look at King, look at me .... nuff said ! "

Styles - " My ears are ringing, there is going to be allot more gabbing going on during the shows, lets start things rolling with SOD member Cheyenne taking on the new or the ' Real ' Raging Bull, in a evening gown match ! "

William - " No, no, no, this will be a standard match, you know standards, SXW has a few of those you know !? "

Tely - " Yeah, sell tickets, make money and kill wrestlers, those are some standards ! "

THE ' REAL ' RAGING BULL
vs. CHEYENNE

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall & the standard for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Luke Cage

' Temptation Waits ' by Garbage begins to play as Jemma Copper, The 'REAL' Raging Bull and Christina make there way to the ring after an extended kiss at the top of the entrance ramp for the fan boys !

Cheryl - " Now making out ... I mean making their way to the ring escorted by.... Christina ... she is ....
.... The 'REAL' RAGING BULL !!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and her opponent ....... "

A Lone Drum Beat echo's throughout the arena as Cheyenne walks out as the lights are out and smoke is all over the floor camouflaging Cheyenne, when the lights come back on she is in the ring !

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, one half of the Regulators tag team, mistress of the Indian Death Grip ..... she is ...
... CHEYENNE !!!! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

The 'Real' Raging Bull harassed ring announcer Cheryl before she locked it up with Cheyenne. The 'Real' Raging Bull was clearly more powerful tossing Cheyenne from turn buckle corner to turn buckle with Irish Whips. Jemma Copper then nailed a Hurricanrana taking Cheyenne to the mat and sliding out of the ring to avoid further punishment !

Omega - " Wow, these broads can really hook it up ! "
Sheila - " Typical grunt ! "

The 'Real' Raging Bull lifts Cheyenne up and into a Hurricane DDT and tries for a pin but no count as Cheyenne kicks out and then she and The 'Real' Raging Bull exchange Snap Mare take downs and finally Cheyenne scores a Scissors Kick, but Jemma Cooper is back up and takes a Flying Neck Breaker after an Irish Whip into the ropes.

Styles - " Wow, these broads can really hook it up ! "
William - " Wow, I am soooooo in love right now ! "

Cheyenne and The 'Real' Raging Bull both stand up, amazingly The 'Real' Raging Bull seems to be OK after that last melee, but she walks right into the Indian Death Grip lock from Cheyenne and is soon on her knee's reaching for the ropes, no where close to her.

Bulldog - " That Death Grip is lethal, but the soldier has bad footing right now if Jemma was too .... "

... Just then The 'Real' Raging Bull reaches back and hooks Cheyenne's leg and neck, then lifts up into a Samoan Drop breaking the Death Grip.

Bulldog - " Oppps, never mind ! "

The 'Real' Raging Bull tries for a pin.

referee - " .. 1..... "

Cheyenne kicks right out and gets lifted into a Spinning Neck Breaker, this gave Jemma time to get to the top ropes and set Cheyenne up for the Stuff in the Face- Flying Head Scissors Off the Top Rope and leg hook pin.

referee - " .1...... "

Just then Lugg Nutt is seen running to the ring .....

referee - " ..2...... "

Lugg Nutt gets up on the ring apron and Christina does as well, she queues the referee in on Lugg being at ring side, referee breaks the count and cautions Lugg Nutt to not interfere.

Tely - " Well, Christina may have cost The 'Real' Raging Bull by stopping that count ?! "

Cheyenne sneaks in a Throat Chop when Jemma loosened her pin. Cheyenne was up and in control, taking the 'Real' Bull into a Missile Kick and then set up in the corner for a Running Corner Vertical Splash (The Bronco Buster) but Jemma moves out of the way at the last second and Cheyenne straddles the turn buckle.

Omega - " Ohhhhhhh, that's gottah hurt ! "

The 'Real' Raging Bull pulls Cheyenne out of the turn buckle and then places her in the Bull Breaker- Lion Tamer (Walls of Jericho), same time Lugg Nutt tries to get in the ring again, but Christina runs around the ring and pulls Lugg Nutt off the ring apron by his ankles and Chin Drops him on the ropes.

William - " Nice save by Christina ! "

After much time in the Bull Breaker- Lion Tamer (Walls of Jericho) Cheyenne finally taps out.

*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via submission ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... she is ..... "

 

Cheryl - " .... THE 'REAL' RAGING BULL, JEMMA COOPER !!!!!!!!!!! "
( 8:01 minutes )

Styles - " Well folks, Jemma Cooper scores her second win ! "

William - " Second ... Oh ... hehe ... I get it ! "

Styles - " I bet you don't ! "

Tely - " I bet this is more noscensacle then at the other announcers table ! "

Bulldog - " Well Omega, next up is your buddy and mine, Kamikaze, taking on the lethal demon lord Loci ! "

Omega - " As I said before, there is nothing lethal about Loci ! "

Bulldog - " Just the same, he out everything's Kamikaze, accept honor and morals, which may very well work against Kamikaze when dealing with Loci ! "

Omega - " Good thing I am here then, I can be Kamikaze's bad side for this match ... if needed ! "

LOCI vs. KAMIKAZE

No DQ Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall in the ring & No disqualification, SXW non title match, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

' Am I Evil ' by Danzig Plays as the lights fade, when the lights appear, Loci is in the ring...

... where he then spits fire as turnbuckle pyro's explode.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he dwells in places such as Salem's Lot .... he is ...... LOCI !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

Sound of a W.W.II fighter diving, then a loud explosion with flash effects and pyro's. "Danger Zone" starts playing and Kamikaze walks to the ring, enters, and bows to his opponent.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Japan, he is the mysterious and honorable ..... KAMIKAZE !!!!!!!!! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Clearly Loci has the height and weight advantage as he stands over Kamikaze. They lock up and Loci tosses Kamikaze around like he was a slob of meat. Lifting him finally into a Upside Down Turn Buckle Slam !

Styles - " Ewwww, not looking good for Kamikaze already ! "

Loci stomps on Kamikaze as he hangs upside down on the turn buckle. Kamikaze is then lifted into a German Suplex off the middle rope and pinned.

referee - " .1......2..... "

Kamikaze gets his shoulder up at the last second.
Loci exits the ring and grabs a steel chair, tossing it into the ring and then climbs in. Kamikaze gets up and grabs the chair, so does Loci and it's a struggle to own it.

William - " Kamikaze ain't gonna win that tug-a-war ! "

Nope he is not and he knows it, dropping down into a Drop Toe Hold Takedown letting Loci's momentum work against him, the chair flings out of his hands and lands right near Kamikaze.

Sheila - " Kamikaze is not going to use the chair is he !? "

Omega & Bulldog - " Why not, it's legal ! "

Kamikaze lifts that chair up over his head and allows Loci to get halfway up before the steel comes down crashing across the back of his skull. Kamikaze then tosses the chair out of the ring while running and leaping onto the top rope and landing a Moonsault Guillotine Leg Drop.

Tely - " Well that was new ! "

Kamikaze rolls Loci over for the pin.

referee - " .1.... ...2. ..... "

Loci uses his strength and kicks out with authority. Loci gets up and over powers Kamikaze in a fist melee, not even a Spinning Heel Kick from Kamikaze can get Loci back down. Loci fails to get hold of Kamikaze who out of desperation tries his Victory Roll- Off the top rope hurricanrana into a small package and it works.

referee - " 1...... "
Just then Lugg Nutt & Cheyenne are seen running to the ring !

William - " OK, twice now in on card ! "
Tely - " Hey it is the SOD ! "

Omega - " OK, enough is enough ! "

referee - " ..2.... "

Lugg Nutt and Cheyenne slide into the ring, Loci still cannot break the Small Package ! Omega just then is on the ring. Lugg Nutt makes the break with a Baseball Slide Kick and Kamikaze rolls out of further harms way.

Omega is up bombing with all three of the SoD. Kamikaze is still in this match and climbs to the top ropes, Omega whips Cheyenne out of the ring and is fist fighting Lugg Nutt, meanwhile Loci gets hit with the Air Strike- Spinning round house kick off the top rope and is back into a pin. Omega over powers Lugg Nutt.

referee - " .1...... "

Just then two large men are seen running to the ring, they are wearing SOD t-shirts and dog tags !
Styx & Stone, will breaks your bones !!!

referee - " ..2.... "

Styx & Stone enter the ring and Stone begins to bomb with Omega while he is distracted Styx breaks the pin by dropping a Double Ax handle Smash on Kamikaze's back.

Soon the SoD overwhelm the ring, Omega and Kamikaze.

Styles - " This is no DQ folks, perfect set up for an ass kicking ! "

After a short time, Loci, Lugg Nutt, Cheyenne, Styx & Stone have the ring,Omega & Kamikaze under complete control. Lugg Nutt and Cheyenne exit the ring and set up a table just outside it. Meanwhile Stone &Styx lift up Omega into the air, Loci sets up on the middle rope with Kamikaze and at the same time land their moves.

Bulldog - " Crap, I should get in there ! "

Stone & Styx slams Omega over the ropes and through the table with a Double Spiked Slam while Loci nails Kamikaze with his Demon Destroyer- Outsiders Edge, off the middle ropes and then makes the pin.

referee - " 1...... "

Just then Rob ' Bulldog ' Johnson gets up to intervene, but Lugg Nutt and Cheyenne cut him off with a barrage of punches and kicks.

referee - " ..2..... .... "

Omega is already back up ?! And fighting with Styx & Stone !

referee - " ..3......... "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Omega still fights until the SoD, regroup and exit the arena. Kamikaze and Bulldog still down !

Cheryl - " and your winner via Pinfall ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "

 

Cheryl - " .... LOCI !!!!!!!!!!! "
( 7:33 minutes )

Tely - " Damn, the SoD have just increased their numbers. with the addition of this Styx & Stones team ! "

Styles - " While this mess at ringside gets cleared up we will take a commercial break ! "

BRANDON HEX
'Zombie Mask'

Description - Now you to can be undead, walk through graveyards, create minion's out of wrestling rejects and then go insane all day long !


MARK HARRISON
' The English Beast Icon ' T-SHIRT
Dark white T-shirt, with the icon The English Beast Sizes come in M,L,XL,XXX
Tely - " Well Omega & Bulldog are back to their table and now we have another one of Omega's budz, as Gomez takes on the zombie madman ! "

BRANDON HEX vs. GOMEZ

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and the fans cheer as Brandon Hex ...

... makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, then he walks to the ring, almost undead like !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead ..
... BRANDON HEX !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to cheer."Suicide" starts playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entrance way.
Gomez jumps off the Xtreme-a-tron, does a perfect 360, and lands on his feet.

He walks to the ring, grabs the ring ropes, and flips up into the ring.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he hails from Dawson City Arizona, the blind, the crazy.....GOMEZ!!!!!!!!!! "
*** The Bell Rings ***

Gomez places a blind fold over his eyes before he starts the match. Brandon Hex uses that time, to take a cheap shot, but as in the past Gomez seems to sense the attack and moves only taking a bit of the Spinning Heel Kick ! Gomez moves back in front of Brandon Hex and scores an Inverted Atomic Drop and then lets Hex bounce around for a bit and sets himself up for the Widow Maker- Atomic Drop.

Omega - " I don't care for Hex at all, hope Gomez cleans his clock ! "

Gomez needs to feel around a bit and finds Brandon Hex lifting him to his feet and set up for a Suplex, but Hex gets his feet back on the ground and then lifts Gomez up in the air and runs him crotch first through the turn buckle ropes and into the ring post.

Bulldog - " At least Brandon Hex is doing this fair, he needs to start over on his Legion of Doom, nothing to help him when Gomez turns this around ! "

Brandon Hex takes Gomez off the turn buckle ropes and into a Sidewalk Slam then back up for a Gutwrench Suplex and into a pin.

referee - " . .1..... ..2 "

Gomez gets his shoulder up and then takes a few Elbow Drops before he can get back up. Brandon Hex & Gomez fist fight as Gomez makes it to his feet and then scores a Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep and Brandon Hex gets right back up and falls victim to a Arm Drag into the Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn).

Omega - " I don't think that will work on Hex, just beat his skull in with a chair Gomez ! "
Sheila - " This is not a no DQ match is it ?! "

Omega was right about the Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn) as it has little if no effect on Brandon Hex. However he could not break the hold, not even get to the ropes. Gomez let go and then nailed a Hurricanrana taking Brandon Hex back down to the mat.

Gomez then went to the top ropes for his Twisted Soul- Twisting Senton(bomb) and Brandon Hex moves out of the way at the last second allowing Gomez to splash the ring. Brandon Hex then removes the blind fold from Gomez's head.

Bulldog - " Why isn't he pinning Gomez, I think he could have won this fairly !? "

Brandon Hex had not intended to pin Gomez, as Hex goes and retrieves a large knife from his corner and then makes the sign of the cross while standing over Gomez. Knife high in the air, right above Gomez, typical sacrifice stance.

Omega - " OK screw this, time to intervene again ! "

The referee is telling Brandon Hex he will DQ him, drop the knife and such. Same time Omega is getting up, faster then light Kamikaze is seen sprinting to the ring. As Brandon Hex begins to bring the knife down, Kamikaze is up on the ring with one leap and a second leap over the top rope using it as leverage to launch himself feet first right into Brandon Hex and the knife.

Bulldog - " Shit, Hex used to have the numbers behind him, but my how time have changed ! "

Omega is in and stomps away at the down Brandon Hex, Kamikaze's foot is cut open, but he is not wounded too badly, Gomez can see and is barely conscious, Omega is just stomping on Brandon Hex.

*** The Bell Rings ***

Still stomping !

Cheryl - " and your winner via disqualification .... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is ... "

 

Cheryl - " ... BRANDON HEX !!!!!!!!!! "
( 6:45 minutes )

Tely - " I knew that would happen ... the part where Omega got involved that is ! "

Styles - " So your saying you didn't know Hex would try to cut open and gut Gomez ?! "

Tely - " Well I knew that too ! "

William - " Folks, now we have GraDee versus Voivod, both have made some pretty hefty threats back stage, even Eric's life was threatened ! "

Styles - " Well, lets see if GraDee passes the test or if Eric is as good as 6 feet under ! "

GRADEE vs. VOIVOD

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Phillip Doober

As ' The Real Slim GraDee ' by Eninem start to play, a strange little short man appears from the dressing room and stands in the center of the stage. He wears a hood covering his face

Cheryl - " Making his way to the ring, hailing from New York City, weighing in at allegedly just over 100lbs
... he is ... GRADEE !!!!!!!! "


' Head Like a Hole ' by Nine Inch Nails begins to play as the fans become silent, soon a yellow sphere appears in the ring, then it begins to expand, as the music gets more intense the orb become 2 dimensional and it is a portal, that Voivod can open out of thing air, in his dimension he appears in his true form ...

...instead of stepping out, Voivod comes flying out, Nailing GraDee with a Clothesline, as the referee calls for the bell to ring

***BELL RINGS***

Voivod takes advantage of his cheap shot, by lifting GraDee up, and maneuvering him into a nice Face First Airplane Spin Toss, GraDee gets up from the move almost immediately, and Voivod dives at GraDee with a Body Press Scissors.

Omega - " What the hell is this, a lightweight match ? "
Bulldog - " Hell no, Voivod, use your damn powers, or those portals ! "
Omega - " He can't use them remember ? "
Bulldog - " Oh yeah ! "
Sheila - " Oh great, I wanna know who let these dogs out ! "

At the other announcers table, Tely and Styles are still watching on in shock at the comments of these so called announcers.

Meanwhile Voivod takes a big swing at GraDee. Voivod misses however, and GraDee takes advantage with a Scoop Slam, as he has Voivod in the air, he turns it into a wicked Back Breaker, Voivod gets up, and GraDee comes bouncing off the ropes with a Bulldog.

Omega - " Check it out, he just used you to take out Voivod . "
Bulldog - " Yeah, maybe I should claim copyright infringement ! "
Omega - " Maybe, I got the Stake-O-Matic patented, and copyrighted . "
Sheila - " Hmph, do you two ever concentrate on the matches ? "

GraDee looks around at the cheering fans, and dives off the top rope, hitting Voivod in the shoulder with a Headbutt.

GraDee picks the alien up for a Cobra Clutch Leg Sweep, but Voivod somehow reverses it into a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(stunner), and as GraDee bounces back up, he gets picked up, and slammed to the outside with a nice Powerbomb.
GraDee rolls, and slams into the 2nd announcers table.

Bulldog - " Dammit, what do these guys have against announcers tables ? "
Omega - " I don't know, I guess it's just fun to destroy stuff ! "

Suddenly, Eric Tagliani's music hits, and he walks down to the ring, he has a broom with him, and gets into the ring, and he and Voivod get into a shouting match. Outside the ring, GraDee is slowly getting back into the ring.

Eric and Voivod are still arguing, when Eric turns away, GraDee gets up, just behind Voivod. Eric turns, he lifts the broom, and swings it at Voivod, but he sees it, ducks, and the broom splinters over GraDee's head.

The referee looks confused, as Eric looks at GraDee.The referee is unsure of what to do, but Eric shrugs his shoulders, and gets out of the ring, the referee seems to have made up his mind, and calls for the bell

***BELL RINGS***

The referee goes over to Cheryl, and says something to her, she takes the mic, and announces the winner

Cheryl - " The winner of this match via disqualification... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... he is ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ......GRADEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! "
( 5:53 minutes )

After the match, Voivod exits the ring and chases after Eric Tagliani. Meanwhile GraDee gets up and is a bit clueless as to how he won and is angry that Eric came to his aid ?!

Tely - " HUH, what do you make of that, the referee actually gave the match to GraDee after Eric was clearly in the ring to take out Voivod ! "

Styles - " Was he ?! "

William - " Well, I guess the referee thought so, anywise folks, current champions clash, this one is for the Hard-core title, as Beast, the Crusher takes on SOD's Lugg Nutt ! "

BEAST, THE CRUSHER
vs. LUGG NUTT

Hard-core Title Match
25 minute time limit

SXW Hard-core Championship Title Belt

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard for SXW hard-core title matches and is for the
SXW HARD-CORE CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELT, with a 25 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Regulators tag team and the SXW Submissionist Champion .... he is .... LUGG NUTT !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... "

' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds and the current SXW Hard-core Champion ..... he is ....... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

This match is for only the hard-core title, Beast knows that the SoD may storm the ring at any moment. Crusher and Lugg Nutt lock it up and fight for power which Beast controls, taking Lugg Nutt into an Irish Whip into the ropes and then back for a Heart Punch .

Omega - " That won't work, Lugg has no heart ! "

Lugg Nutt does seem to still be standing and takes a Headbutt and Forearm Smash then another Irish Whip into the ropes, but on return Lugg Nutt ducks a Clothesline and bounces the ropes again, this time he connects with a 360 Degree Flip Kick but Crusher holds his ground.

Bulldog - " The soldier making a come back ! "

Lugg Nutt then hooks and tries a Death Valley Driver but Crusher is too heavy and Lugg Nutt's arms give out on him, allowing Beast to fall right on Lugg Nutt and pin the SOD member.

referee - " .1...... .2 "

Lugg Nutt gets his shoulder up and is lifted right into a Press Slam Back Breaker and up again for a mighty Suplex Power Slam(Jack Hammer) and pins Lugg Nutt again.

referee - " ...1.... ..2... "

Lugg Nutt again escapes the pin and is again lifted up for a move, but he has some sense left yet and flips around Crusher to lock on that Cobra Clutch !

Sheila - " It's the Lugg Nutt Clutch ! "

Lugg Nutt has Crusher locked in tight and Crusher is even fading a bit, but he uses Reverse Punches to free himself and right away Lugg Nutt tries to Irish Whip Beast out of the ring, but they both try and have no power, they spin around and around until both meet the ropes and flip over them, landing on their feet and still fist fight.

Lugg Nutt quickly scores a Spinning Crescent Kick and then a Scissors Kick. Crusher is fazed and then takes a chair right on his forehead. Then he takes a second chair shot and quickly rolls back in the ring before he takes another.

Bulldog - " Perfectly legal ! "

Lugg Nutt reaches under the ring and grabs everything in reach and tosses it into the ring ( trash cans, cooler of soda, stainless steel mixing bowl and a table. ) Crusher right away grabs a trash can as Lugg Nutt gets back in the ring with the steel chair.

Crusher & Lugg Nutt both attack with the weapons and they collide, this sends the trash can out of Crushers hands flying into the ropes. Lugg Nutt then cranks out a third forehead shot and Crusher goes down.

Lugg Nutt has Beast down and then slams the cooler of ice and soda on top of him, ice flies everywhere. Lugg Nutt then grabs a big steel mixing bowl and places it over Crushers head ( Head in the bowl ) and Lugg uses the chair to drop on him with it, a few times. Then Lugg makes the cover after smashing Crusher several times.

referee - " .1..... "

Just then Christina is seen running to the ring with nothing but a see through white t-shirt on and see goes around the ring and up on it ! Lugg Nutt breaks his count and goes to lip off to her, the referee tries to break up the word fight.

Omega - " Classic distraction, now expect Jemma Cooper the 'Real' Raging Bull to .... "

... Just then Jemma Cooper the 'Real' Raging Bull is running to ring side with a steel chair on fire. Lugg Nutt sees Crusher getting up and goes over to put him back down,but once Lugg Nutt fully turns around the 'Real' Raging Bull is standing in the ring and clocks him in his skull with the flaming chair and Lugg Nutt goes down as flames burst around his head.

Christina & Jemma blow Beast, the Crusher kisses as he stands up too see his opponent mysteriously down. Crusher takes the time to get on the turn buckle ropes and score his Total Eclipse - Second Turnbuckle Moonsault and pin Lugg Nutt.

referee - " .1..... ...2.. ...... 3 "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ........ "

 

Cheryl - " and still SXW Hard-core Champion ..... "

 

Cheryl - " he is ...... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!!!! "
( 8:12 minutes )

Bulldog - " OK, too many run-in's tonight, from now on I am going to let all this shit fly and maybe drink some beer ! "

Omega - " You and me both, Crusher didn't need any help, least not from those two harpy's ! "

Sheila - " Folks we will be back after these commercial messages with Omega's match versus that evil SOB, Jake King ! "

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Bulldog - " Well folks, now it's time for the new evil to meet his maker, Omega if you'd do the honors ! "

Omega - " You know it BD ! "

OMEGA vs. JAKE KING

No DQ Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall in the ring & No disqualification, SXW non title match, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

' Eve of Destruction ' by Tears for Fears begins to play as the lights go out as the music starts. A huge letter Omega appears on the X-Tremetron and lightning strikes each ring post. The lights come back on ... as Omega is in the ring ! .

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, making history as the 1st ever SXW One World Champion ...... he is ...... OMEGA !!!!!! "
( huge fan pop )

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

' Take you Down ' begins to plays as Ayo is seen first ...

... she then reaches back into the darkness and out walks the New Evil, Jake King , they make their way down the entrance ramp .

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with his manager Ayo .... he is ...... JAKE KING !!!!!!!! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Jake King is looking up at Omega who shit talks him in the middle of the ring. King takes the first shot and Omega is not fazed. Omega gives his shot back and Jake King goes flying into the turn buckles.

Tely - " Jake must not have had his Hall and Oat's this morning ! "

Jake King moves to avoid a Corner Splash and he then hooks a Swinging DDT, but before he can even try a pin, Omega gets right up and is back in Jake's face, telling him to try harder. Jake King then nails a Low Blow.

William - " Ewwww, cheap shot ! "

OK, now Omega is down on his knee's, Jake King uses the ropes to return with a Diving Flying Clothesline knocking Omega fully down and Jake then scores a second Diving Flying Clothesline and makes the cover.

referee - " .1.... ..2.. "

Omega kicks out with authority and he is back to his feet in an instant. Now for Omega's turn. First Jake takes a Shoulder Breaker and then lifted right up into a Running Powerslam and cover.

referee - " 1... .. "

Somehow Jake King gets his shoulder up. Jake King is then lifted into a Tombstone Piledriver, but as Omega holds him up, Ayo is spotted outside the ring, putting her hands to hear temples and closes her eyes.

William - " I think she is using her telepathy no Omega ! ? "

And that she is, Omega looks outside the ring at her, smiles and scores the Tombstone Piledriver and makes the cover.

referee - " 1..... ..2.... .... 3 "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ....... OMEGA !!!!!!!! "
( 5:22 minutes )

After the match, Ayo is mypht that her PSI attack on Omega did not work. Omega picks up Jake King and then hits him with his The Eliminator- Jackknife Powerbomb, keeping hold of the legs, then slingshot's Jake King out of the ring.

Omega then tells Ayo ...

Omega - " You and Jake need to learn some new tricks, telepathy won't work on me and I doubt Big Jake there can absorb my essence, stay away from Omega, you'll live longer ! "

While Ayo helps Jake King to his feet and out of the arena, Omega takes his seat back at the 2nd announcers table.

Bulldog - " Damn, Omega stomped Jake King, maybe Jake should absorb a new victim and get his strength back ! "

Sheila - " Hey, don't give him any idea's ! "

Bulldog - " Well if he was absorbing brains you'd be in no danger .... hey Omega !? "

Omega - " Whooooow, you see that Bulldog, Jake was a joke ! "

Bulldog - " And it looks like the Omega subject is even immune to telepathy ! ? "

Omega - " Looks that way don't it ...... well folks, next is the team with out a name taking on the newest incarnation of the vampire clans, Crimson Guard ! "

COOLMANP & RAMIREZ, THE GIANT vs.
THE ( NEW ) CRIMSON GUARD (BAD BONZ & VENOM)



Tag Team Title Match --- 25 minute time limit


SXW World Tag Team Championship Titles


Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and the standard for SXW tag team title matches and is for the SXW WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE BELTS with a 25 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

' Fight Fire with Fire ' by Metallica plays as CoolmanP walks out first and is soon followed by Ramirez, the Giant, both walks calmly down the entrance ramp and climb into the ring.

Cheryl - " They are ....... the current SXW World Tag Team Champions............the Team with no name, they are ....... COOLMANP & his partner ... RAMIREZ, THE GIANT !!!!!!!! "


' Among the Living ' by Anthrax begins to play, as Venom is seen running down the entrance ramp, Bad Bonz and Nurse Brown ...

... follow just behind him, Venom is in a straight jacket, that he rips through as he jumps up on the ring apron.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from the Blood Son's Cult, they are Bad Bonz & Venom ...
.... THE CRIMSON GUARD !!! "

****BELL RINGS****


CoolmanP and Venom start things off, exchanging some punches and kicks, with CoolmanP gaining the upper hand with a a Leg Sweep, taking Venom off his feet.

As Venom gets back to his feet, he gets a The People's Kick- Thrust Kick(superkick), for his troubles, the kick sends him crashing into the ropes, and as he bounces back, CoolmanP attempts the The CP Piledriver- Belly to Belly(tombstone) Piledriver after opponent rebounds off the ropes, and then takes the Tombstone and at the same time CoolmanP spins in a 180, before grounding his opponent, but as he has him in position for the tombstone, Venom struggles, and manages to get out of the move, even rolling CoolmanP up into a Small Package.

referee - " ....1 .. "

CoolmanP kicks out, and quickly tags in Ramirez, the Giant, who comes charging in like a bat out of hell.He starts laying into Venom with punches, eventually whipping him into a corner, and as he bounces out, the big man lifts him up, and keeps him up long enough to land a Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver, followed by a devastating Choke Slam .

Tely - " Ramirez lighting things up in this match . "
Bulldog - " Hey Tely, how are things going down there, we having a ball over here ! "

Scene shows Omega, Bulldog and Sheila all kind of lounging at the 2nd announcers table, Bulldog has his feet propped up on the table, and he and Omega are downing beers like they were candy.

Tely - " Damn, why can't we have fun like them? "
Styles - " Because you are a dumbass that's why Tely "
Tely - " Oh shut up, you think we can get William to actually call a match for once, and not just cheer for more violence? "
Styles - " Doubtful. "


Omega - " So anyway, like, I was fighting him , and as always, kicking some major ass "
Bulldog - " Naturally, oh yeah, btw, folks, Ramirez the, how do you call him Omega? "
Omega - " The fairly tall, although he seems to be growing "
Bulldog - " Yeah, the fairly tall just landed some nice moves, think we should call the match "
Omega - " Naw, leave that to the professionals "
Sheila - " Damn right, besides, those guys are all a little boring at the other table, always telling me to shut up and all "

Back in the ring, Bad Bonz charges Ramirez, and Clotheslines him, but Ramirez seems unaffected, and starts beating the hell out of Bonz, Chokeslamming him, and kicking and punching him, eventually Clotheslining him out of the
ring.

In the ring, Coolman and Ramirez are taking care of business, and are laying the boots to Venom.They pick him up, and land Fast Ball Special- CoolmanP gets a running head start as Ramirez scoops him up in his hands and launches him straight into an opponent.

Omega - " Now, that looks like it hurts ! "
Bulldog - " Yeah, but we ain't playing baseball here, now look at this idiot Bonz, just lying there ! "
Omega - " Looks like those vamp powers he got don't work to well ! "
Sheila - " Yup yup ! "

Coolman, and Ramirez signal that the end is coming, pick Venom up, and finish him off with a People's Kick from CoolmanP, then RTG drops a Top Rope Leg Drop.

Bad Bonz is still on the outside, and CoolmanP, and Ramirez, the Giant covers Venom

referee - " .1..... ..2.... .... 3 "

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl - " And your winners via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " and still SXW World Tag Team Champions....."

 

Cheryl - " ....... THE TEAM WITH NO NAME !!!!! "
( 8:12 minutes )

CoolmanP, and Ramirez get their belts, and leave, Omega, and Bulldog are still laughing at Bad Bonz, and are calling him a sissy girl, meanwhile Sheila is complaining about their comments.

At the other table, Tely and Styles shake their heads at the behavior of the three at the 2nd announcers table.

 

Styles - " Well, Omega and Bulldog may be too sloshed now, lets get the next match rolling, since it should not take very long ! "

Tely - " Let's hope not, or Myphis will need wheel chair ramps installed around the island ! "

William - " Heck, he'll need 24/7 nursing after Brimstone brain deads him ! "

Styles - " Hey, can Omega even get drunk !? "

BRIMSTONE vs. LUCAS MYPHIS

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall in the ring & No disqualification, SXW non title match, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Luke Cage

' No Chance ' by Jim Johnson begins to play as Lucas Myphis slowly walks out from back stage and then shakes his head all the way to the ring.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, current Head Booker and SXW Rumble Champion .... he is ...
LUCAS ' TOUGHGUY ' MYPHIS !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... "

' Soul Devourer ' by Krisiun begins to play and the sound of a motorcycle exhaust can be heard, soon Brimstone is seen riding his Harley from the garage, through the halls and stops at the top of the entrance ramp, just under the X-Tremetron Video Screen, he puts the kick stand down and dismounts his bike and makes his way to the ring.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from London, England and weighs in at 550 pounds he is ..... BRIMSTONE !!!! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Lucas Myphis is scared of Brimstone, that is clear as he tries to get out of the ring, but Brimstone goes right out after him, grabs him by his neck and drags him kicking and screaming back to the ring, lifts Lucas up into a Gorilla Press, benches him a few times, then flings Lucas back into the ring over the top ropes.

Lucas is up when Brimstone climbs back in and takes a toughguy boot to the belly, Lucas assumes that's going to work as he sets up a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog (Stunner), but Brimstone doesn't drop when Lucas does and locks on a Cobra Clutch.

Lucas then falls victim to a Lifting Choke Slam and fans cheer like crazy as Brimstone climbs the turn buckle and scores a Guillotine Leg Drop off the Top Rope .

Lucas is down and Brimstone cares not to make a cover, instead he lifts Myphis back up and slams him hard with a Powerslam then again, lifts Lucas right back up and into a Samoan Drop .

Omega - " Some rumble champion ! BURP !!! "

Bulldog laughs so hard he falls over and misses this next bit. Brimstone finally takes Lucas into his Hell's Gate- Middle of ring sky high choke slam. Brimstone is now making a pin, crossing Lucas's arms and then ....

... thunder the arena and the lights dim, then out of the darkness .... from behind Brimstone in the center of the ring, a form rises assuming a humanoid form, it is SYRINX !!!!

Omega - " Ohh shit ! "

Omega stands up just as Syrinx grabs Brimstone by his hair and pulls him off Lucas and too his feet. Syrinx then raises it's right hand as a energy spike springs from the top of it's hand, then Syrinx lunges the Psyblade- ( Like Psylocke from X-Men, Telepathic Energy in physical form of a dagger) into the forehead and brain of Brimstone, scrambling his mind and putting him in a comatose state, Brimstone falls flat backwards, stiff as a board.

Omega is on the ring apron, climbing over the top ropes when Syrinx give him a Psyblade- ( Like Psylocke from X-Men, Telepathic Energy in physical form of a dagger) attack also, right in Omega's forehead, he also falls flat backwards, off the ring to the floor. Bulldog drunk, gets up from under the table.

Bulldog - " I shhhsoould reallly get in there and halp ! "

Syrinx raises it arms to boos from fans. Just then Lucas Myphis stands up and looks at Syrinx, then smiles.

Tely - " Lucas did have backup, that of Syrinx ... what did it do to Brimstone & Omega !? "

Syrinx looms over Lucas Myphis who starts to yell at the down Brimstone, Syrinx is not amused, grabbing Lucas and lunging the Psyblade- ( Like Psylocke from X-Men, Telepathic Energy in physical form of a dagger) into his skull as well, now Lucas is comatose and flat on his back in the middle of the ring. Syrinx then dissolves, exiting the arena and probably earth.

The referee knows this is no DQ, so he starts his ten count !

referee - " ..3...4 ....5....6...7.....8.....9.... .10 ! "

*** The Bell Rings ***

Omega is back to his feet and rolls into the ring, trying to wake up Brimstone, but he is in a deep coma !

Cheryl - " And the result of this match do to interference is ....... "

 

Cheryl - " a double count out, no winner ! "
( 5:54 minutes )

Omega cannot even pick up the dead weight of Brimstone as EMT's flood the ring with two stretchers, of course they attend to Myphis first, Omega could care less for him and is still trying to snap Brimstone out of it !

Styles - " Damn, why of all people did it have to be Brimstone ! "

William - " Tell me about it, there goes half our ratings ! "

Tely - " Folks, we'll go to commercial and return soon, hopefully with a good word on the condition of Brimstone & Myphis ... what the hell did Syrinx do !? "

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Tely - " Back folks and sorry to day, but both Lucas and Brimstone are in coma, both also been flown to United States hospitals, they can get the best care around ! "

William - " I just read up on what we have on Syrinx, that was a telepathic attack on Myphis & Brimstone, depends on the power e assault, both might never snap out of their coma's ! "

Styles - " Jeez, Rumble champ and people's champ, that Syrinx is going to cost this company dollars and stars fro months to come ! "

Tely - " Well folks ,we are near the end here and finally Max Nova has another chance to take out Sandman ! "

William - " Good thing this is Hell in the Cell, vamps can fly and when Omega is around they also die ! "

Styles - " How did Omega fair against that mental attack, he was up and walking around in no time ! "

Tely - " Like he said earlier after Ayo tried to mind fuck him, he's immune, or so it seems ! "

William - " His words exactly, but enough of that, lets finish this show and see to the casualties ! "

         
       
       
         
MAIN
EVENT
         
       
       
         

SANDMAN vs. MAX NOVA

Hell in the Cell Title Match
25 minute time limit

SXW One World Championship Title Belt

Cheryl - " The following match is a special Hell in th Cell match and is for SXW ONE WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP TITLE , this match has no time limit !

referee - - Ernie Chang


' People of the Sun ' By Rage Against the Machine begins to blast through the arena, as Max Nova darts from the entrance ramp, as pyro's follow him down the entrance ramp, and finally on the four corner posts as he slides into the ring and gives it up for his fans ... ( Fans pop )

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he makes Warp 9 a reality, he is .... MAX NOVA !!!!!!!! "


The lights go black as the people wonder what has happened.. some people know this entrance. 'Enter Sandman' starts playing as candles light up along the ramp. Sandman is surrounded by people in hooded clothing. Sandman walks into the ring as pyro's go off... Sandman raises his hands and the lights come on.

Cheryl - " He is the leader of the Blood Son's Cult, and the current SXW One World Champion .... he is .... SANDMAN !!!!! "

****BELL RINGS****

Nova and Sandman are staring each other down, and Max Nova charges at Sandman trying a Short-Arm Clothesline, but Sandman jumps up and over him and then catches him with a Belly to Back Suplex, followed by a destructive Samoan Bulldog, Sandman picks up Max Nova back up and begins flying to the top of the cage with him, and then falling all the way down 16 feet while landing Nova with a Neck Breaker

Bulldog - " Oh crap, I forgot that he can fly ! "
Styles - " That's what you get for not doing your research ! "

Sandman perches on the top rope, waiting for Max Nova to get up, and as he does, Sandman takes him out with a Flying Clothesline, literally, a flying clothesline.

Sandman sneers, and picks up Max Nova back up, but Nova escapes, and flies over Sandman, and catches him with a nice Spine Bomb Slam, followed by a Underhook Powerbomb.

Max Nova flies up to the top rope, and attempts a Flying Clothesline of his own, but Sandman flies up, blocks it, and lands a Belly to Back Waist Lock Suplex (German), he picks Max Nova back up, and flies up several feet over the mat, and hits a devastating Spinning Piledriver

Bulldog - " Uhh, that looks painful ! "
Just then Bulldog leans over and pukes in Sheila's lap ! "

Tely - " What is this, Streetfighter ? "

Sandman laughs evilly, as he stomps away at Max Nova, finally picking him up, and landing a nice series of moves.

Sandman starts off with a DDT, into a Inverted DDT, finally half-jumping, half-flying up with Nova and landing a brutal Back Breaker. Max Nova screams out in pain, the move having it's desired effect on him. Sandman still has the evil smile on his face, as he Drops Elbows onto Max Nova.

Tely - " He's going to kill him ? "
Styles - " Naw, just rough him up a little, SXW STYLE !!!! "

Max Nova manages to push Sandman away, gets up, and tries a Rana, but Sandman turns the attempted move into a Cradle Piledriver, followed by a nice Belly to Belly Suplex. Sandman flies to the top of the Hell in the Cell and grabs onto the chain links of the cell wall, then hits a beautiful Moonsault onto Max Nova, but Sandman hits hard as well, and both men now lie on the mat, rolling around.

William - " Thing I do like about Vampires ... they can dish it out and take it all too, stamina is 10 fold of a normal humans ! "

Max Nova is the first to try and get to his feet, and as he does, he gets something out of his boot.He looks towards Sandman, who has also gotten up.

Max Nova screams, your reign of terror will end now, and charges towards Sandman, raising the object in his hand, revealing it to be a wooden stake, Sandman looks worried, and jumps up, kicks Nova on the back of the head, and sending him crashing to the mat.

On the way down, the stake gets twisted, and Max Nova almost gets impaled on it, but somehow manages to avoid that happening. As he turns around, Sandman kicks him in the mid-section, and lands his finisher, the Dream Maker- Underhook Face Driver (Pedigree), he quickly covers Max Nova, and the referee counts

referee - " ..1.... ...2.. ."

Max Nova kicks out, Sandman is not happy and lifts him back up, this time for the The Sand Drop- Suplex into a Piledriver and makes his pin.

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl - " And your winner via pin fall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... and still SXW One World champion...... "

 

Cheryl - " .. he is ......SANDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Fans boo as Sandman flies straight up and breaks right out of the Hell in the Cell grabs his championship, and leaves, he screams at the booing fans and Omega .....

Sandman - " This is mine, none of you can take it from me, it belongs to me !!!!!!!! "

 

....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report .......

NOW THE STAGE IS SET..
Sandman cleans Max Nova's clock, will Voivod now stand by him on FNF and Dark Cyric, or is Sandman due to fall !?
Brimstone & Lucas Myphis still both lay in coma, will they be out of it by the weeks end or are replacements needed !?
Jake King was defeated by Omega after Ayo's PSI attack failed, will Jake need to steal more life essence for this weekends
PPV !?

Crusher retains his title, perhaps thanks to Jemma Cooper, the 'Real" Raging Bull as she feuds with SOD who just gained two new members tonight !

Loci gets some help in defeating Kamikaze and Gomez actually gets a DQ to give Hex a much needed win, but no new zombie !
Eric Tagliani does run-in to help ? GraDee, but ends up hitting him with the broom instead, Voivod lost because Eric seemed to be OK with knocking out GraDee, leaving the referee to make a bad call !
The Team with no name still holds the tag gold, they get set to face Hyper Sonic this Sunday at Nightbreed !
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