Bulldog:Welcome to another edition of SATURDAY HAYMAKER.

As always we will give you exciting SXW action, and my ppv predictions.So lets get to the asskicking in the ring,

(-ooc, sorry about the crappy results today, I had a party last nite, was drunk, had a headache and hangover all day, and had to quickly write this card.Also, my comp has been acting up, so thats why it wasnt posted earlier, sorry)

Graveyard Match

This match was viewed on the Xtreme-a-tron, and was chock full of coolness.Priest may be a holy man, but Hex rules the graveyard, and he proved it today by smashing Priest into gravestones, trees, a coffin, and a mausoleum.

Priest tried to fight back, but was almost impaled on an iron fence, luckily, he had the strength to somehow hold himself up.

Hex did'nt care, and landed his finisher Entombed- Belly to Back Crossed Arms Suplex, off a tomb, and through a coffin.Hex then scored the easy pinfall

Winner: Brandon Hex

Bulldog:Well, what a great match, and now it's time for our weekly interview, and this week we got one half of the tag champions..........COOLMAN P!!!!

CoolmanP walks in, looks at some of the stuff in the office, and then sits down with his title. He has a cup of something, and his title around his waist

Bulldog: Hello There Coolman, and welcome to Haymaker

CoolmanP: Thank you Bulldog, and glad to be here with you.

Bulldog: So, how are things?

Coolman: Well, all is well, except I am not sure what is going on with Ramirez. Overall, things are excellent, and I will hope to be doing some more stuff with the fan

Bulldog: Interesting, I guess you and Ramirez are pleased about winning those tag titles huh?

Coolman: Well, to tell you the truth, I went into the last pay per view, expecting a good match, but didn't expect to get these things(points to his title). I know RTG was ecstatic, because in Japan, he worked hard in those hardcore feds and got very little. I am also happy about them because that opens us up so we can face two people at once instead of one, like Hyper Sonic for instance.

Bulldog:Interesting, now do you have any other plans for the future, anyone in particular you want to take on in this federation?

Coolman: Umm... in the tag division, Hyper Sonic. As for individually, hmm... tough one. I would like Voivod again, same stips as our first match. I would like to take on Sandman also, because he is just the biggest jackass I know, apart from the rest of BSC, including bitch face.\par \par Bulldog:Any titles out there you want?

Coolman: Well, I would love to go after the world title, but that comes with experience. Although, I won't need much more of that once I get in great shape.

Bulldog:Hmm, now, anyone in this federation who you hate?

Coolman: Another tough one. Damn, where do you get these from. All of BSC, Jake King, Dark Cyric, and anyone else that is an evil dickhole.

Bulldog:Well, Coolman, I thank you for the interview, I wish you luck in the future, and now, we go to the arena for some fast paced action.\par \par Coolman: Thank you too, and hope to be back soon!

(Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the sxw arena)

15 min.Ironman/Hell in the Inferno Cell Match

The object of the match was for both men to fight each other in a burning Hell in the Cell for 15 minutes. THe one to score the most pinfalls in that time would be the winner.

The first 10 minutes of the match Cyric dominated, scoring choke slams and suplex's left and right, both seemed unfazed by the intense flames, but Cyric had 5 pinfalls over Ramirez, who thanks to a sudden growth in his body seemed to go in raged and got taller and thicker right before our eyes, then he nailed a Tombstone to finally pin Cyric once.

8 minutes

Dark Cyric however once again was in control, scoring another 3 pinfalls to still RTG's 1.

Well it was 10 minutes in and Dark Cyric was ready to put Ramirez duggleown one more time, but the Giant fought back in a power struggle.

Ramirez was 6'11" and about 325 going into this match, but he was growing at a phenominal rate in this high action match up. Ramirez was now at 7'3" and wieghted roughly 350 pounds, now he was taller then Cyric, bigger and totally more enraged.

With only 4 minutes left in the match, Ramirez scored a quick 5 pin falls on Cyric, the dark master was not to happy about htis and he finally stopped the rampage of the Giant with a Belly to Back Hammerlock Suplex and bridge pin to score himself another win.

Only 60 seconds left and RTG needed 4 more to win, he got 2 quickly and was still growing !

But in the end he scored a Tombstone, pinned Cyric and had it almost tied. but the Bell rang, the time was up and your ...

Winner: Dark Cyric

One prediction is that Nightbreed will kick ass, pure and simple, it will rock, I would bet money on that.I mean, titles on the line, feuds, insnae matches, and all in october, the spooky month.

vs.

'The Irish Icon' JP McHugh

Well, PJ has been impressive in his start here in SXW, and he has trained alot, but TE Beast is just flat out tough as nailz, plus, he really wants to teach PJ a lesson.

Winner: TEB Mark Harrison

vs.

The ( New ) Crimson Guard

Who the hell can predict this one.Cyric is an evil son of a bitch, so whoevber is his partner has to be an evil sob too, so I predict Cyric and his mystery guest here, just cause I think the guy will get a damn good partner

Winner:Dark Cyric and Mystery Partner

vs.

Priest

Hmm, hard to call this one, if it were one on one, I would pick the holy man, but with AYO screwing up matches, I pick Jake King.

Winner:Jake King

vs.

GraDee

No DQ/No Run-in Title Rematch

SXW X-Treme Championship Title Belt

I think GraDee wants this match more, he seems more focused lately, and angry, and I think he will become the new Xtreme Champion

Winner:GraDee

Soldiers of Darkness

Handicap/Texas Tornado/Tag Team Match

This all depends on Brimstone's state of mind.If he focuses his anger on the SOD, then things will be good for him and omega, but if he can't control his rage, shit can, and WILL happen.So I think this one is too difficult to call.

Winner: To close to call

Battle Royal/Top Rope Elimination

SXW Rumble Championship Title Belt

You know, I saw that guy that Lucas hired, and he looks like a mean mofo to me.And dammit, because noone knows anything about htis guy, I predict he will walk outta there the rumble champion.

Winner: Over Fiend

vs. Hyper Sonic

4 Person Pot Luck Match

CoolmanP=submission/RTG=hard-core

Gomez=extreme/Kamikaze=table

SXW World Tag Team Championship Belts

Well, this match is a tough call also.One member from each team got lucky with their stipulations.Ramirez will get to fight under Hard-Core rules, good thing for him, but on the flip side, Gomez gets the Extreme rules, which is good for him.This will come down to which one of the other team members best copes with their stipulation.Hard to pick this match, but I think they deserve and want it

Winner: Hyper Sonic

Sandman vs. Beast, the Crusher

Japanese Death Match

SXW One World Championship Title Belt

Hmm, Beast showed us all how tough he is last ppv, when he beat that 4 ring match, and earned this title shot.And although Beast is perfectly suited for this match, I think the Blood Sons will make sure he keeps that One World Title.I predict Beast will get screwed out of that title, plus, Sandman always has those damn magic powers to rely on

Winner:Sandman

MAIN EVENT

'TII' Pj McHugh vs. Blood Queen

Battle on the Rafters (Scaffold) Match

SXW Newblood Championship Title Belt

Queenie was unrelenting in her quest to get leprechauns lucky charms, but he always managed to somehow dodge it.

In the end, queenie succeeded in throwing him off the scaffold, problem is that PJ hung on to the scaffold, flipped around, and caught the celebrating queenie right in the jaw with a nice dropkick, sending her flying off the scaffold.

And folks, when I say flying, I mean it, before she hit the ground, queenie fllew away to the back, but it did'nt matter, PJ retains his lucky charms for another day, but he shouldnt celebrate too much, he got TEB Mark Harrison tommorow, and that guy is a mean SOB

Winner: The Leprechaun, Pj McHUGH