Bulldog:Welcome to another edition of Saturday Haymaker!!!!!!!

We have a ton of matches today, as for the interview section, I don't know who we will have yet, but it will be worked out, meanwhile, enjoy our first match, go.

So, I know you want it, so I won't delay it further, let's go to the arena for a match.

XB:So, you want to prove to me that you deserve to live?Go out there, and prove it against those two, and maybe, I will give you a chance to earn my respect, but only maybe

Cheryl-The following match is a special handicap match

Referee-Ernie Chang

vs. &

Loci, Walks out as 'Sweet Dreams' Starts Playing, As Loci Raises his arms In a cross fashion, as He drops his arms the DeMinion Bros. Charge to the ring.

Cheryl - " And now making their way to the ring, from the Soldiers of Darkness ... they are...
.... THE DEMINION BROTHERS!!!!!!!! "

' Welcome to the Jungle ', by Gun's N Roses plays as Bad Bonz walks down the entrance ramp, gets to the ring and rolls in, then hits the turn buckles 2nd rope and hold up two big old middle fingers for the fans and TV stations to censor !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he hails from East St.Louis ...... he is ..... BAD BONZ !!!

****BELL RINGS****

Styx and Stone use the two man advantage to gang up on Bonz, as they hit him with a double splash.

Styx climbs out of the ring, and Stone stays in, taking it to Bonz.He picks him up for a Powerbomb into the Corner, in the corner, Stone kicks Bonz repeatedly, before lifting him up, into an elevated DDT.

Bonz manages to get to his feet, and into the Choke Slam from a waiting Stone, who tags in his partner, and Styx comes charging into the ring, immediately taking out Bonz with a Belly to Belly Suplex, into a pin.

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Bonz gets a foot on the ropes.

Bulldog-Looks like Bonz is failing his test so far

Tely-Great discovery boss

Bonz is lying in the middle of the ring, and Stone climbs the ropes, and lands Puff of Smoke- Off the Top Rope Splash, followed by a tag to Stone, and the two of them go after Bonz.

They land a few double team moves, like a Bear Hug/ Bulldog Lariat, then a Double Choke Slam.

The Bros put Bonz on the ropes, and hit him with their finisher, Fallen From Grace- Double Side Slam opponent off the ropes, they both pin Bonz

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****BELL RINGS****

Winners = DeMinion Bros.

The DeMinion Bros leave with their mentor, while Bonz lies in the ring motionless, but a look of worry is frozen on his face !

Bulldog-Well, today we have a special guest, he was imprisoned a while back, he is...The HARDKORE KID!!!!

(A screen behind Bulldog shows HKK in jail)

HKK: Hey Bulldog

Bulldog:Well, HKK, how are things?

HKK:Not so good I've been in fuck'N prison man.

Bulldog:Ahh, don't sound good, so, we have heard rumors of you somehow returning to SXW, any truth to those rumors?

HKK: Maybe. I've been making some contacts with people and who knows we will see.

Bulldog:Interesting, so, if you came back, who would you go after first?

HKK:Well I'd have to say sandman because of you know his title and all. Then again you never know man.

Bulldog: Actually Omega beat Sandman for the belt last night, Any titles you would want?

HKK: Hardcore and More than anything one world title. That's all I have been thinking about in here is my return.

Bulldog:And lastly, I want to know if there is anyone in SXW who you truly hate

HKK:Yeah, that punk-ass, snot nose piece of crap who put me in jail.Gomez, if I get out, I'm gunning for you, and I will even the score

(Shot becomes blurry, and shows the SXW logo, and cuts to the SXW arena)

  vs.

' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and the fans cheer as Brandon Hex makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, or perhaps he's just looking for a zombified girlfriend... then he walks to the ring, almost undead like !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead ..
... BRANDON HEX !!!!! "

The smooth violin of "Within an Inch of Death" turns into heavy guitar licks, and the fans begin to come alive as they recognize SXW newcomer Aaron Jennings stepping outside the curtains. As he makes his way down to the ring with a knowing smile on his face, and a 2x4 firmly gripped in his hand, his fans cheer him on...

Styles - From concrete to carnage, it's the A-Train, AARON JENNINGS!

Ring Announcer - The following match will be presented with hardcore rules, that means no disqualification's and no MERCY!


Brandon Hex makes the first move, grabbing Aaron by the head and giving him an Inverted DDT, planting his skull on the mat. As Jennings lies stunned on the canvas, Hex decides that instead of capitalizing on the moment, to head outside the ring and reach under the ring.

As Aaron stirs from the DDT-induced stupor, he sees Hex brandishing a big foam rubber hand with '#1' written on it. Laughing, he drops his 2x4 that was still in his hands and slides through the ropes after Hex.

The strange dead man swings the finger at A-Train, only then realizing exactly what it was. It glances off of Aaron's head and skids to a halt on the arena floor. A-Train takes heavy advantage, and slams Hex's head into the ring post on the outside, making a loud "CLANG". Brandon Hex falls, and a light bulb appears over Aaron's head. He raises his hands above his head and tries to get the fans in a riot. Apparently he succeeds, because they begin to raise the roof with a loud round of sound.

"A-Train! A-Train!"

Inspired, Aaron reaches under the ring and pulls out a table. When the crowd sees the object he pulled out, they pop like mad for this newcomer.

Hex gets to his feet, grabs the table from the A-Train, and smashes it over his head, knocking him out cold. He sets the still-intact table up on the outside of the ring and lays Aaron's limp body on the wooden apparatus. He climbs into the ring and ascends the to the top turnbuckle.

...unknown to the two wrestlers knocking each other unconscious in the ring, Hex's newest 'recruit', Executioner, decides it's time to play. He wobbles into the ring and drops a clothesline on the prostate form of Aaron Jennings. And did he drop a clothesline, his arm fell of in all of the effort!

Hex shouts to the zombie to get out of the way, and dives off the ropes at the table in a flying knee drop. The zombie spun at his master's voice and froze between Hex and the table. He saw his error, but could not move in time, as Hex smashes right into Executioner and the blow knocked each other out!

With his taped ribs, and now possible concussion, Aaron gets up once again and kicks Executioner off of Hex, knocking off his head as a result. With the crowd fully behind him, he goes to cover Hex.

Referee: 1...
2...


And Hex somehow managed to get all of his strength and kick OUT! In a fury, he starts kicking, swinging, slamming, and otherwise whipping A-Train all over the ring area! In what must be the first technical move of the night, a woozy Aaron Jennings reverses one of Hex's punches into an Irish Whip, sending his to the ropes. When he rebounds, Aaron flies at him with both his right arm and right knee extended, the A-Train Clothesline. The blows knocks Hex down for a pin attempt.

Referee: 1...
2...
3...

The winner of this hardcore contest is... the A-Train, AARON JENNINGS!

  vs.

Crazy World ' by Aslan begins to play as the light dim, but Whacko doesn't enter the arena, so they begin playing Voivod's music, but no orbs appear.

Bulldog-What's going on here?

Tely-I don't know

Bulldog-Wait, I have gotten word that there is a scuffle in the back, let us get a camera back there.

****BELL RINGS****

A camera shot shows someone running through the arena, a scuffle is heard, and finally, we see Whacko and Voivod going at it like wild animals.

Voivod gets knocked back by Whacko, and grabs a chair, and charges at Whacko, but halfway there, he disappears through a portal.Whacko looks confused, but then, a portal opens behind him, and Voivod comes flying out, knocking him over with a wicked chair shot to the back of the head.

Voivod takes advantage of the situation with a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(stunner) he sets up a table, and slams Whacko through it with a Powerbomb Bulldog.

Whacko gets up, and actually has a huge smile on his face, Voivod starts slamming him with a chair again, but Whacko just smiles at him, even as blood begins to flow, he still smiles.

Whacko-My turn

Whacko kicks Voivod, and takes him out with a Headbutt, picks him up, and slams Voivod's head onto a chair with a Piledriver.

Bulldog-This guy is nuts, absolutely nuts man.

Tely-Yup, next he will bring out the thumbtacks, I am telling yea

Whacko lifts the now bleeding Voivod up, and into a Powerbomb, and finally finishes Voivod off with a Neck Breaker, before walking over, and getting a large sack, that looks like it once held flour.

Whacko starts laughing maniacally, as he empties the contents of the sack, revealing deadly looking thumbtacks.

Whacko still isn't satisfied though, and he gets his wicked barbwire bat, and starts hitting Voivod with it

Whacko-Come on, test this, come on, ain't the pain great?

Whacko starts laughing again, and the cameraman is heard muttering something about the insane psycho.Whack picks up Voivod, and digs the bat into his forehead, causing more blood to flow, Voivod just looks like a mess of blood right now, but Whacko still ain't satisfied, as he takes Voivod up a flight of stairs.

Next, the camera shows Whacko and Voivod high above, and Whacko yells something about ending this.

He starts pouring something onto the thumbtacks from the top.He then throws a match on it, and the thumbtacks catch fire, he locks Voivod into a headlock, and drives him down, and into the flaming thumbtacks with a Double Arm DDT.

Whacko covers Voivod, and the referee counts

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****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Your winner, the insane.....WHACKO!!!!!

Whacko gets up, takes his bat, and starts beating himself with it, in some weird way celebrating the win that way.

Bulldog:Another awesome week in the SXW, new champions all around, plot-twists, and other exciting stuff.

Of course, most of the action this week happened at our very exciting PPV last Sunday, if you missed it, too bad, but those of you who saw it, got to witness some of the most exciting wrestling action around.

But, the PPV was not the only exciting thing this week, as Omega and Sandman continued their feud on Friday, with Omega regaining the SXW One-World Champion after some guy showed up called Xander Bloodstone.

Xander brought two guys along with him, The Red Raven and Glacier.What will these guys bring to the SXW?Only seeing them in action will show us.

Almost as important is the huge mystery surrounding SXW right now, I have heard the buzz in the back, I have seen the predictions in the newsgroups, it seems like everybody and their grandmother has a theory on who shot Max Nova.

Personally, I have no clue, but I know one thing, whoever did it, I hope Priest makes your ass pay.

Hyper Sonic won the tag-titles, and I have also been informed that Gomez has his own website now, if you want to see it go to http://sxwgomez.50megs.com/

Coolman and Ramirez have been destroying stuff trying to kill each other.Hey fellas, fight in the ring, don't go around blowing cars and other stuff up, heck, you almost dented my new car, and that wouldn't be good

GraDee and ERIC seem to be friends again, although Eric's reaction to loosing to GraDee was wasn't the best one, can these two remain friends?

Gigolo George got his ass handed to him on a platter, guess he should stick to his strengths, cause it sure ain't wrestling.

Also, coming up this week is the continuation of the Super Heavyweight tournament, I will make a prediction about that right now.

I believe the final match will have Brimstone facing Omega, just because these two giants are rough, tough, and they like hurting people, a perfect combination to gain gold here in the SXW.

Syrinx is assuming a human form these days, I don't know if that's good or bad, but Cyric will test Syrinx in their match on TNT.

Speaking of TNT, we have a newblood title match, pitting the Real Raging Bull against King or McHUGH, depends on who wins later, we have the continuation of that Super Heavyweight tournament, a One World title match, a Gomez and GraDee face off for the X-Treme Title, should be good.

Also, a special treat for you SXW fans, we have a second PPV this month, it will take place over in the UK, and it's hosted by a good friend of the SXW, guy by the name of Richard Coupe, should be good, I am looking forward to it, especially since the arena sold out, EVENTHOUGH NO MATCHES HAVE BEEN SIGNED YET.

You know why that is, because the SXW own3s all other federations, and we have the best damn fans in the world, who know that no matter what, the SXW will deliver.

Submission Match

SXW Submissionist Championship Title

vs.

Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers criss cross as the opening strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog walks The Masked Ronin. He slowly and confidently walks to the ring, with no sign of emotion on his face. The Masked Ronin climbs through the ropes and stares into the camera lens.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Kobe, Japan he is the honorable ..... THE MASKED RONIN !!!!!! "

'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is one half of the Regulators tag team and weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG NUTT !!!!!! "

****BELL RINGS****

Lugg and Ronin start exchanging punches and kicks, with Lugg gaining the upper hand with a Death Valley Driver,and with Ronin down, Lugg flips, and hits a 360 Degree Flip Drop Kick onto Ronin.

Lugg picks up Ronin, and walks him over to a corner, where he presses a foot into the guys throat, but Ronin kicks at Lugg's shins, and he releases the hold, Ronin puts him in a headlock, climbs the ropes, and pulls him down with a Swinging DDT(Tornado), and as Lugg gets up, he manages to pick him up for a Belly to Back Suplex

Bulldog-Wow, Ronin holding his own against the bigger man

Tely-Yes he is

Bulldog-You ever going to disagree with me?

Tely-No sir

Bulldog-OK, what do you think about Tely, a real kiss-ass ain't he

Tely-YES si...r?

Bulldog-Hehehehehe

Ronin picks up Lugg, but Lugg punches him in the midsection, before lifting him up for a Bombs Away- Reverse Bulldog, followed by a Top Rope Leg Drop.

Lugg picks up Ronin, and whips him into the ropes, clotheslining him.This process is repeated a few times, before Lugg misses, and gets taken out with The Masked Ronin's finisher Cradle Brainbuster Suplex(Fisherman Buster), but the move took all his strength, and it is a while before he manages to lock Lugg into Bow & Arrow Back Breaker Hold

The referee lifts Lugg's arm, and starts dropping it

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Lugg keeps his arm up, and slowly gets up, driving elbows into the midsection of Ronin, he bounces off the ropes, and clotheslines Ronin, Ronin scampers to the ropes, scared of Lugg.

Ronin holds on to the ropes, and lifts himself to the top rope, trying a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) but Lugg-Nutt catches him, and puts him into the Lugg-Clutch- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine.

Ronin screams in agony, as Lugg locks the move in tighter and tighter, finally, Ronin meekly taps out

****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Winner, and still SXW submission champion......LUGG NUTT!!!!!!!!!!

Bulldog-What a match, well, it's time for our main event

MAIN EVENT

Cheryl-The following is for the SXW newblood championship, and it has a 15 minute time limit.

  vs.

Referee-Phillip Doober

Green Pyro goes off as he hits the ring and he does a little dancing before he rips of the shirt and props himself in the corner

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring standing at 6 feet and weighing in at 200 pounds even ...... he is .........

' THE IRISH ICON' PJ McHUGH !!!!!!!!! "

' Of Thunder ' by Kiss begins to plays as Ayo is seen first ...

... she then reaches back into the dark and out walks the New Evil, Jake King , they make way down the entrance ramp .

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with his manager Ayo .... he is ...... JAKE KING !!!!!!!! "

****BELL RINGS****

PJ charges at Jake, and knocks him down with a Side Russian Leg Sweep, picks him up, and into a Side Body Slam Piledriver, he hooks the leg, and tries a pin

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Jake kicks out with authority, almost throwing PJ across half the ring, he gets up, ducks a clothesline by PJ, and knocks him down with a Underhook Face Driver (Pedigree), climbs the ropes, and hits a King's Drop- Elbow to the heart, off the top rope.

Bulldog-These two are going at it early, King flying high.

Tely-Maybe he wants to be like Hyper Sonic

Bulldog-Doesn't everyone? Hehe, but seriously folks, King is looking impressive, he may be evil, but the son of a bitch can back it up.

PJ narrowly dodges a clothesline, kicks Jake in the stomach as he comes bouncing back, and lands a nice Gutwrench Powerbomb, doesn't let go, and picks Jake back up for an Inverted Power Slam, into a bridge, and a pin

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Jake again kicks out with authority, and PJ kicks at him.Jake dodges, moving as quick as a cat, jumps up, and jabs two fingers at PJ McHugh's head, energy flows from PJ, and into Jake, but PJ manages to get away from him, possibly saving his own life.

Jake seem energized by the energy boost, and lands a destructive kick to PJ McHugh's midsection, which he follows up with a whip into the ropes.

PJ bounces back, and into a Stretch (Pump Handle) Slam.

Jake drills him with the move, lifts him up again, and into a Jackknife Powerbomb, PJ lies on the mat, and Jake climbs the ropes, perches at the top, and waits for PJ to get to his feet.

PJ slowly struggles up, and receives a Flying Clothesline for his trouble, PJ slams into the ropes, and Jake grabs him, and up into his devastating finisher the Basilisk's Stare- Reverse Rack Samoan Drop (reverse pimp drop)

Jake hooks the leg, and the referee counts

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****BELL RINGS****

Cheryl-Your winner, and new SXW newblood champion.....JAKE KING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jake stands, yanks his title away, and leaves with Ayo, holding his title into the air, the camera films the entire thing, before fading out, and ending the show.

Join us again next week for Saturday Haymaker and special host ... LUCAS MYPHIS !