PPV results 12/31/2000
SXW: EVE OF DESTRUCTION
live from the SXW Super Dome
SXW EVE OF DESTRUCTION Part 1
OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Blade & Deaken Knight vs.
Brandon Hex & Ahala
One Fall/Tag Team Match
none
none
Ghost Eagle vs. The Planeswalker
vs. Theo Blitz
Triple Threat/Elimination Match
none
none
Carnage & Despair vs.
Dark Wind & Noh Cheating
One Fall/Tag Team Match
none
none
Hard Man Gubba vs. Wildthing
vs. Chris LaSpondeluex
One Fall/Triple Threat Match
none
none
Whitesnake vs. Hardkore Kid
vs. Priest vs. Billy K. Bonk
One Fall/Fatal Four Match
none
none
SXW EVE OF DESTRUCTION Part 1
OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Shain 'Krazee' Nelles & Tifa
vs. Fire & Redd
One Fall/Tag Team Match
none
none
The Jackal vs. The Masked Ronin
vs. April Knight
One Fall/Triple Threat Match
none
none
Aeon & Plague vs. Havoc & ICE
One Fall/Tag Team Match
none
none
The Red Raven & CoolmanP
vs. Crimson Scourge & Green Death
One Fall/Tag Team Match
none
none
Lugg, Over Fiend & Trax vs.
Raging Bull, Front & Piranha
Six Man/Elimination Tag Match
none
none

" KRYPTONITE !? " BY THREE DOORS DOWN, PLAY LIVE IN THE RING, ALONG WITH
THE X-TREME GIRLZ DANCERS, AS THE S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY



SXW
EVE OF DESTRUCTION
2000



..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD,
THE 35,311 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!
SIGNS IN THE CROWD READ AS IS --- " WE WANT ERIC ! ", " NOH CHANCE ", " SXW OWN3S ", " I WAS CHOSEN BY CYRIC ! "

As Nine Doors Down and the X-Treme Girlz exit the ring and fans start to calm down, suddenly ...
... ' No Chance ' begins to play as Lucas Myphis walks out and down to the ring.

Fans boo and throw trash, but Lucas is used to that, he ignores everything but the cup of cola & ice that blind sides his head. Lucas grabs a Billy K. Bonk t-shirt that a fan is waving around and he uses it to wipe the dark soda from his face and hair.

Lucas steps into the ring and lets the boos quite down before he tries to speak, once he starts, the boos grow louder again, this goes on for a few seconds.

Lucas - " Now I know most of you are hard-core SXW fans from back in the days, but these are new days now and this is my X-Treme federation, now as some of you may also know, once I said super naturals would not be welcome into SXW, but I changed my mind (liar) and hired the Sisters of Hell & the legend Cyric, along with a host of others who seem more monster then man, including Whitesnake, Aeon, Trax, Planeswalker and Dark Wind, and some of you have bitched about Hex & Plague, but they where at least once human. "

Lucas - " I have enlisted some help around here, and I would like to introduce your new commissioner, since I run the place, I don't need to bear all those titles such as head booker, commish and so forth, so I hired the best damn Commissioner around, and ... found the love of my life, if you will please hit my music again ..... "

' No Chance ' starts up again and after a few seconds of nothing, out walks the finest piece of ass you ever did see.

Hair pulled back, glasses and a short black dress, make her look professional, but once she is in the ring and Lucas puts his paws on her, it;s clear he sees her as much more.

Ms. Myphis - " Now, you boys don't be fooled just cause I am a lady, I still intend to work you as hard as the ladies division ! "
Lucas is grinning !

Ms. Myphis - " And do not think I am a push over either, I hate when men think they can sweet talk me into doing them favors. ! "
Lucas is still grinning !

Lucas - " So enough with the intro's, as you can all clearly see now, you futures are in good hands with the Myphis's ! "

Lucas - " Now lets get this Pay Per View over with so me and my lady can get on with our honeymoon ! "

' No Chance ' plays one more time as Lucas and his wife exchange a quick kiss and then he escorts her out of the ring and she goes back stage while Lucas heads over to the announcers table to help commentary our first and his first show ever !

Styles - " Hello everybody and how long has it been ! "

Tely - " Too long Styles, To long, but tonight SXW is back and better then ever, with a roster of near forty and growing, it may not be the same old federation, but as the boss told me to say ... bigger and newer is always better ! "

Tely - " And you would be correct Tely, as we will see in our first match, and the entire card, with star power like this, who needs cable to enjoy a good show, when you have X-Treme TV and the SXW ! "

Tely - " Now lets get right down to the action, with our first tag match and our first big star to ever grace that very ring ! "

As camera's pan through the crowd, a certain SXW super star is spotted in the front row, with a note book and starts writing down what he has learned so far and what he will learn in the next few matches and all of the EOD card, for he will watch and note who will and won't cheat .... he is ...
NOH CHEATING ! "

BLADE & DEAKEN KNIGHT
vs. BRANDON HEX & AHALA

Standard Tag Team Match

15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for SXW non title tag team matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Cheryl - " Introducing first ... "

' Theme ' As Blades theme begins to play the fans start to stand .... for nothing.... nobody comes out, Myphis gets a worried look on his face and then Blade's theme plays again and still nothing, so Lucas now looking angry grabs a microphone and ...

Lucas - " Que the others intro's now, if that Blade is here he will come out last, and if he is not hear, we will have hell to pay, now play the next intro, and you ass better walk out from that curtain ! "

' Revenge ' by Papa Roach begins to play and sure enough Deaken Knight appears

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places across the globe, he is ....... DEAKEN KNIGHT !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " And their opponents ...... "

' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and fans begin to boo, but a faint section of Hex fans cheer, as Brandon Hex ...

... makes his stalking like walk into the arena, and checks out the fans, for food maybe, then he walks to the ring, almost undead like !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown, the walking undead ..
... BRANDON HEX !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his tag team partner ..... "

' Pulling Teeth ' begins to play as Ahala makes her way to the ring, she is escorted by her mentor, Aislinn !

Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, standing at well over six feet tall and mistress of the power bomb...she is.... AHALA !!!!!!!! "

Aislinn is very pregnant and teleports out before any harm might come to the child, while Ahala & her tag partner get right up in each others faces and argue, while Deaken is wondering what kind of match is this going to be as Blade's theme plays one more time and he is a total no show, Lucas grabs a microphone and steps into the ring.

Styles - " Well so far, so good folks ! " ( smart ass )

Lucas - " OK, since Blade is a no show and a dead beat, I have come up with another partner for Deaken and it will b ..... "

Deaken - " Hold up, hold up, now first off I did not want to be in a tag match, and second I will take on both these genetic jokes myself, screw my tag team partner, I don't need one ! "

The referee is still trying to get Hex & Ahala to not fight each other, Deaken is yelling at the fans and Myphis makes his choice ....

Lucas - " Easy enough, folks, for our first match ever, instead of a tag team match, you will get a triple threat elimination match, that starts right now ! "

Lucas bails out of the ring !

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Right away Deaken clotheslines both Hex & Ahala knocking them both to the mat. Deaken stomps on both some and then he picks up Hex for a slam, but Ahala is quick and puts a foot into Knight's belly, he drops Hex and then gets himself dropped with a Hammerlock Bodyslam , but Ahala holds on and picks him right up into a second Hammerlock Bodyslam and tries to pin him.

referee - " ..1... "

Deaken Knight kicks out and just after, Brandon Hex nails Ahala in the back of the head with a Low Drop Kick and then lifts her into a Sidewalk Slam(Rock Bottom), then Hex covers her.

Styles - " Well, situation resolved, these two certainly do not have to work together ! "
referee - " ....1... ..2 "

Ahala kicks out and then Deaken lifts her into a Belly to Back Suplex. Deaken then walks over to Hex and gets him with a Belly to Back Waist Lock Suplex and then stands and roars to the fans.

Lucas - " Well, looks like Deaken is king of the ring and the streets ! "

Ahala is lifted up and set for a slam, but she sneaks in a Low Blow and then nails Deaken with her Amazon Suplex- Belly to Back Cross Face Chickenwing Suplex and has him in a variant bridge.

referee - " .... .1.... ..2.. ..... 3 "

Deaken has been eliminated, and as Ahala stands back up, Brandon nails her with a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) , but Ahala is so strong, she stands her ground and then lifts Hex up into her Ahala Bomb- Jackknife Powerbomb and then covers.

Tely - " This women is a monster unleashed, upon her would be murderer ! "
referee - " ....... 1.... ...2. "

Brandon barely kicks out at 2 and is lifted up into a Flap Jack, but he wiggles out and behind Ahala to lock her into his Ahala Bomb- Jackknife Powerbomb and get a pin.

referee - " ....1... ...2.. ."

Ahala busts out and lands on her feet, nailing Hex with a Reverse Mule Kick to the nuts and then she drops him with a Brainbuster DDT and then slips Hex into the Scorpion Death Lock, Hex is about to tap out when ....

.... The X-Tremetron video screen starts up and is playing her match with Hex from months ago, during the 1st run of SXW, where she was stabbed in the belly and died, the scene cuts and goes right back to the stabbing scene, over and over again.

Hex has gotten himself free and spins around Ahala, by the time she reacts, she gets the Eternal Agony- Hurricanrana motion into a head scissors lock and one arm Chickenwing for her troubles.

Tely - " What a cheap shot, this was a total set up and I bet you knew all along, huh Lucas ! "
Lucas - " You can call me Boss or Mr. Myphis Tely ! "

Ahala is in the submission hold or nearly a minute before she taps out.
* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Cheryl - " And your winner via submission ......"

 

Cheryl - " .... he is ..... "

 

Cheryl - " .... BRANDON HEX !!!!!!!!! "
( 6:01 minutes )

After the match, Brandon Hex goes to his corner and reaches down under the ring, he pulls out a huge, silver, curved dagger and the fans screech in horror of what they know he will do.

Noh Cheating is shaking his head at Hex's totally cheating and evil tactics.

As Brandon goes over to the down Ahala and Lucas stands up screaming for Hex to contain himself and how dare he rune his first show ! Ahala nails a Leg Sweep and flips Hex onto the mat and the dagger from his hands, soon it is in Ahala's hands and she stands over Hex with the dagger raised to strike, just like he does and then she slams it down into him, impaling Hex to the ring, by his left shoulder.

Ahala - " I am not a murderer, nor a super natural hunter, I only want to live my life, free of evil, I will never go there again, not even for you ! "

Everybody breaths a bit easier when Ahala exits the ring, they all could care less about Hex, but that was two much for the first match on the Eve of Destruction !

Styles - " Holy Moly, things are just the same in SXW as every before people, as we all just saw! :

Lucas - " Folks, that was one match, one time, I promise things will go much smoother for the rest of the night, no more mishaps like that or heads will roll ! "

Styles - " Yeah, but hopefully not any of ours ! "

Tely - " Moving right along, now that Hex has been de-staked from the ring, we have another triple threat match, this time with the much hyped Ghost Eagle and The Planeswalker, and new comer and less known Theo Blitz ! "

Lucas - " This match is elimination style also and it's going to go smoothly, I promise ! "

GHOST EAGLE vs. THE PLANESWALKER vs. THEO BLITZ

One fall/Triple Threat Match

15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match for one fall and a triple threat non title match with a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Phillip Doober

Cheryl - " introducing first ......

Theo Blitz's entrance theme plays, and he walks out. He walks down into the ring, and taunts
the crowd.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is... THEO BLITZ!!!! "

An hourglass appears on the Xtreme-a-tron, and it slowly fades out, only to be replaced by the word Planeswalker, spelled out in sand."Temple of Time" plays, as the Planeswalker slowly makes his way to the ring, his head lowered, and covered by a hood.He walks up the steps, and raises his hands, and a bolt of lightning strikes the ring post in front of him, and as the puff of smoke disappears, Planeswalker gets into the ring, removes his hood ...
and coldly stares at his opponent.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the unknown entity known as.....THE PLANESWALKER !!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " And their opponent ... "

A clap of thunder leads to the opening notes of "In the End".A loud Indian war-cry is heard, as Ghost Eagle emerges from behind the curtain.

He walks down to the ring in a proud, solemn way, pausing only to shake an Indian rattle in his left hand.Then the cry of the eagle is heard and Aeetos flies out from back stage and around the arena, fans pop for the great eagle.

Ghost Eagle slides into the ring, where he throws a powder onto the ring floor, it explodes, and when the smoke clears, Ghost Eagle stands there, wearing only soft, brown leather pants, moccasins, and war-paint.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Right away, Theo Blitz looks out done. Ghost Eagle and Planeswalker start taking it to each other, while Blitz sort of cowers away in one corner. Ghost Eagle sends Planeswalker running into Blitz, and Planeswalker gets mad. He starts giving Blitz left and rights, until Blitz is tied up in the ropes. Then, Ghost Eagle and Planeswalker start at it again.

Ghost Eagle does a Missile Drop-kick, and while Planeswalker is getting up, gets in position. He does a 3/4 Front Face Bulldog. Planeswalker stays down, so Ghost Eagle goes to work on Blitz. He gives him lefts and rights, just as Planeswalker did, and then goes for a 3/4 Front Face Bulldog. Blitz blocks it, and pushes Ghost Eagle over the top rope.

Suddenly, right as Ghost Eagle is about to hit the ground, Aeetos comes flying at the speed of a bullet and stops Ghost Eagles feet from hitting the ground. Blitz is stunned, and Ghost Eagle gets back in the ring. Planeswalker runs up from behind and pushes Blitz over the top rope. This time, no Aeetos is there to save anyone, and Theo Blitz is down alone on the ground.

Now it is just Ghost Eagle and Planeswalker. Planeswalker goes for the first move, try to nail a Neck Snap. Ghost Eagle is waiting for this, and reverses it into a War Cry- Dragon Sleeper. Planeswalker gets ready to tap out, when he elbows Ghost Eagle in the eye. Ghost Eagle drop the hold, and this time, Planeswalker gets the Neck Snap. Ghost Eagle gets up, so Planeswalker does a Chokeslam.

Ghost Eagle stays down for a few seconds, then rolls over to a turnbuckle. He helps himself up with the force of the turnbuckle, and then faces Planeswalker. Planeswalker sets up for another chokeslam, when out of nowhere comes Theo Blitz! He locks in an illegal choke hold, and once again, Planeswalker hits his attacker in the eye with his elbow. Planeswalker then proceeds to Chokeslam Blitz, and Ghost Eagle taps his shoulder. Ghost Eagle says something and Planeswalker nods. Ghost Eagle does a Tomahawk on Theo Blitz, and then locks in the War Cry. Blitz slowly but surely turns purple, and then taps out.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Theo Blitz is eliminated, and the momentary truce between Ghost Eagle and Planeswalker is now over. They are truly alone now. Planeswalker starts where he left off, trying to chokeslam Ghost Eagle. Aeetos interferes again, this time scaring Planeswalker with a loud roar. This distracts Planeswalker long enough so that Ghost Eagle can hit a Super Brainbuster. Ghost Eagle makes a quick cover!

Referee - " 1...2... "

Planeswalker kicks out with authority. He gets up fast, trying to beat Ghost Eagle up. He does, and has time to prepare for a move. He does a Belly to Back Brainbuster Suplex. Ghost Eagle gets up, and Planeswalker does a Crossed Arms Canadian Back Breaker Powerbomb. Planeswalker starts punching Ghost Eagle in the head, specifically where the brainbuster hit it.

Planeswalker starts circling his opponent, looking like he isn't;t sure of what to do next. He gets an idea, and lifts up the motionless body of Ghost Eagle. As he if getting him up, Ghost Eagle snaps out of his momentary daze. He gets a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog on Planeswalker again. He waits for Planeswalker to get up, and then yells something. Aeetos comes down, and strikes Planeswalker with his talons.

The referee looks like he doesn't have a clue as to what just happened, but doesn't call for a DQ on Planeswalker's behalf. Planeswalker is bleeding from his cheeks, and the claw marks narrowly miss his eyes. He isn't sure what just happened, which gives Ghost Eagle a chance to capitalize on. Ghost Eagle does a Gutwrench Gut Bomb.

Ghost Eagle then yells again. Aeetos comes back and sits on his arm. Ghost Eagle gently strokes him, before going back to work on Planeswalker. He goes for a Great Spirits- Underhook Piledriver, when Planeswalker reverses it. Instead, Ghost Eagle gets back body dropped, and Planeswalker lifts him up. Planeswalker, who is bleeding profusely, signals for the end. He locks in the Test of Time, and after about 10-15 seconds in the excruciatingly painful hold, Ghost Eagle taps out.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Cheryl - " The winner of this match via submission .... "

 

Cheryl - " .... he is ... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... THE PLANESWALKER !!!! "
( 9:09 minutes )

After the match, Noh Cheating's eyes brows are raised as he is obviously impressed with not having many notes to take on that rather clean match.

Lucas - " Just as I promised, things have already smoothed out, however, I do not know how I feel about this next match, since two of the women involved, I didn't even sign myself, they are never the less part of SXW and taking on an interesting pair themselves ... "

Tely - " ... That is for sure, with Dark Wind, the brother of legendary warrior Kamikaze and our ring side note taking buddy, Noh Cheating, talk about the odd couple ! "

Styles - " Bring on the babes, the green & red broads are totally hot, Noh Cheating ain't not bad either ! " ( Ewwwww Styles )

CARNAGE & DESPAIR vs.
DARK WIND & NOH CHEATING

Standard Tag Team Match

15 minute time limit


Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for SXW non title tag team matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
' Bodies ' by Danzig, begins to play and the fans scream when the lights die ....
... Then the image appears on the X-Tremetron video screen.

... a few seconds pass, when the image fades and the lights return to reveal Cyric standing in the ring.

referee - - Cyric

Lucas Myphis is freaking out, all the wrestlers he did not sign himself and thinks it was black magic, are now going to be in the ring with each other at the same time, plus Dark Wind, not to mention Noh Cheating, he is really not going to like this one bit !

But it is clearing as the camera stays on Myphis and he thumbs through the card notes, that Cyric's name is indeed listed as Special Guest Referee for this match, again Lucas is suddenly not in control of his own league !

Cheryl - " Introducing first ... "

'Barbie Girl' booms out through the arena and boos come from the crowd, and out from the crowd where Noh Cheating has been since the 1st match started and he walks into the ring, carrying his note book and holding up a place card saying just that. " NOH CHEATING ! "

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 3'4" (giggles) ... and hailing from China, he is ... NOH CHEATING !!!! "

Cheating begins to rant and rave at Cheryl.

Cheryl - " Ahhhhh, From Japan , not China !!!!!!! "

The ring is suddenly plunged into total darkness, even though the arena lights are still on. The darkness breaks up and dissolves like a cloud of smoke, revealing Dark Wind standing in the center of the ring !


Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 207 pounds, he is ... DARK WIND !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and their opponents ... "

Glass is heard shatter, and the Sisters of Hell come out. They stand on the ramp for a while, then move down the ramp and into the ring. Angel stands behind the two

as Despair flexes her arms while Carnage back flips and folds her huge wings into her shoulder blades.

Then, Angel flies out of the ring and to her teams corner.

Cheryl - " Now standing in the ring, at a combined weight of 450 pounds, they are the only two demons ever banished from hell. The SISTERS OF HELL!!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Angel is on the outside of the ring, and already interferes by pulling Noh Cheating out, leaving the Sisters and Dark Wind in the ring alone. The Sisters send Dark Wind into the ropes, and try to perform a Double Clothesline, but Dark Wind ducks and hits them both with an Off The Rope Swinging DDT. Despair rolls out of the ring, and leaves Carnage to deal with Dark Wind.

When Carnage gets up, Dark Wind does a Spinning Knife Hand Chop. Carnage is dazed, Dark Wind looks over at Noh Cheating who is looking to make a tag and then Dark Wind Eye Rakes Carnage and then turns her around and snaps her head back by her hair and delivers a Throat Chop just so Noh Cheating can see it, then Dark Wind goes even further by nailing a Tilt-A-Whirl Head Scissors Takedown( Hurricanrana ). He makes the quick cover, and first pin attempt in the match while staring down his tag partner Noh Cheating.

Cyric - " 1...2... "

Carnage kicks out, and rolls over to the corner. She flips up and goes to the top rope. She tries for a Flying Back Brain Heel Kick, but Dark Wind ducks it and goes to the top rope himself. He does an Off The Top Rope Drop-kick, and goes up to the top for more. He does an Off The Top Rope Somersault Senton Bomb, makes a pin, but at the count of one he stands up and stares at Noh Cheating and waits for Carnage to get up.

Dark Wind grounds Carnage with a Spinning Heel Kick and waits more and when Carnage flips up again, and this time she does an Inverted DDT. Dark Wind gets up again, temporarily dazed, so Carnage does a Pump Handle Backbreaker. Dark Wind stays down, and Carnage goes to the top rope. She nails him with an Off The Top Rope Moonsault Headbutt Drop. He rolls around in pain, fooling Carnage, who goes for the pin.

Cyric - " 1... "

Dark Wind kicks out and gets a tag over to Noh Cheating. Carnage starts laughing at his size, as she is over 3 feet taller than him. He starts running, and Carnage tries to hit a Driving Knee Lift, but he slides under her legs. From behind, he hits a Reverse DDT. It has such little impact that Carnage starts laughing again. She flips over Noh Cheating, not much of a feat, and tags Despair.

Carnage sends Noh Cheating into the ropes, and she and Despair hit a 3/4 Nelson Bulldog ( 3-D ). Carnage leaves the ring and Noh Cheating to Despair. Despair ponders for a minute on what to do, and then a light bulb goes on. She executes a perfect Spinning Elbow Drop, and then picks up Noh Cheating. She taunts Dark Wind, who tries to come in, but then Cyric stops him.

Angel, who was waiting for this moment, throws Despair a chair. Despair catches it and goes for Noh Cheating's head as though she were Babe Ruth. Noh Cheating rolls out of the way just in time, and runs under her legs again. This time, he does a Spinning Heel Kick To The Knee, and Despair drops the chair. Noh Cheating takes the chair, and screams out loud " NOH CHEATING! NOH CHEATING! " After this, he throws the chair out and taps Cyric on the back.

Cyric turns around, after having a few more words with Dark Wind. Despair starts laughing and gets on her knees. Noh Cheating says something to Cyric and he shakes his head and then Choke Slam's Noh Cheating.

Lucas - " Damnit, I knew this would happen, arggg ! "

Despair does a Face First Airplane Spin Toss, and somehow, Noh Cheating ends up right by Dark Wind for the blind tag. Despair waits for the double team move, but it never comes as Noh Cheating gets out of the ring and gets the chair to make sure no one cheats.

Dark Wind tries for a Heart Punch, but Despair has other plans. She blocks the punch and does a Back Breaker Brainbuster. She does a quick Sunset Flip and goes for the pin.

Cyric - " 1...2... "

Dark Wind kicks out with authority, and gets back up. He looks more than a little angry. He goes over and blind tags in Noh Cheating, figuring he has had enough. Noh Cheating is still holding the chair, and right as he gets tagged, he drops the chair, but suddenly from the crowd appears ...CoolmanP and he grabs that chair right up off the floor and before Noh Cheating is on the ring apron, CoolmanP bashes the chair into the back of Noh's head, knocking him out and standing against the ring side.

Cyric saw what was coming, but allows it and tells CoolmanP to exit the ring after he has CoolmanP give him the chair, meanwhile Despair is over the ropes and dragging Noh Cheating back into the ring by his skull cap. Noh Cheating is in a lot of pain from being hit with so much momentum. Despair puts him in the Sharpshooter, but Dark Wind runs in and breaks it up. He then proceeds to beat the crap out of Despair before leaving.

Both wrestlers are down, and Cyric waits a few minutes. Carnage and Angel start yelling for Despair to get up as Cyric finally starts to administer the 10 count.

Referee " 1...2...3...4... "

At this time, Despair is on one knee, while Noh Cheating is still down.

Referee " 5...6...7... "

Despair gets up and tags Carnage in. Carnage and Despair do another 3/4 Nelson Bulldog ( 3-D ), Carnage turns Noh Cheating over. The two Sisters signal Angel to perform her maneuver, and she does it. An Angel From Hell - Double 540 Misty Flip and Cyric still holding the folding chair, completely allows the team up move. She starts screaming like a banshee in Noh Cheating's face about how she just cheated, but he is out cold so he has no clue. Dark Wind runs in with the another chair, and hits Angel in the head with it.

Tely - " Folks this is turning into a blood bath, is this what you meant by smooth sailing boss ?! "
Lucas - " Stow it Tely ! "

Suddenly, Dark Wind hits Despair with the steel chair, completely wrapping it around her head and then an Enzeguri Kick on Carnage, and Carnage goes down. Dark Wind stands while all three contenders are down in the ring, he then turns to Cyric, the referee, who has that steel folding chair in his hands above his head and slams the chair down on top of Dark Winds skull.

Styles - " hehe, the referee wins ! "

And then Cyric after looming around his victims, begins to make a four way count out.

Cyric - " 1...2...3...4.....5....6...7.....8....9........ .10 "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Cheryl gets in the ring and asks what to say and then
Cheryl - " The winners of this match, via total and complete domination ...

 

Cheryl - " ..... he is .... "

 

Cheryl - " .... . CYRIC !!!!! "

Cyric's theme plays as he gets booed by the fans and walks over his victims, then with a cloud of smoke, Cyric is gone, then Despair & Carnage start to get up and Angel finally gets back up too.The two sisters and Angel stay in the ring while Dark Wind stands up and then stares down angrily at the still KO'D Noh Cheating in the middle of the ring before walking up the ramp angrily.

 

While Lucas Myphis is throwing a fit at the announcers table, the main camera goes back stage to CoolmanP and a quick interview after his run-in on Noh Cheating !

April O'Neal - " No, we are not going through this again! Last time we did this, you were only a few days in the SXW and already started crap with other wrestlers."

CoolmanP - " Just do it. Ask your camera man. "

O'Neal starts whispering something to the camera man, and he gets a worried look on his face.

CoolmanP - " Listen honeybuns, just do it for me! "
April O'Neal - " Okay, lets get it over with. "
CoolmanP - "
Hello everyone. You all remember me, or most of you, but for those of you who don't like Noh Cheating who got his shit knocked out cold, my name is CoolmanP. You can expect to see a lot of me, cause I kick a lot of ass, and it might just be yours I am currently kicking. I am here to enlist an open challenge. For anyone man enough here, or woman enough if we have any of them. Actually, this federation is full of them, but I want a man. In a special match that is. "

CoolmanP - " I want whoever accepts it in a Japanese Deathmatch. Not only that, but in real deathmatches, there are C4 explosives. So, anyone who accepts can prepare for an ass kicking in that ring like they've never felt. I am also looking to hook up eventually, so if ya'll need a partner then call me, maybe I can hook up with ya. "

CoolmanP - " I ain't got a catch phrase, but just remember, it is CoolmanP that is in all your nightmares! And Red Raven, tonight in our mach expect a things to go a little like Hex & Ahala, or Dark Wind and Noh Cheating, we ain't friends now, but if you and I win, maybe we can look past the black eye I am going to give you !

With this, April O'Neal gets out of there. She has had past blood with CP, and doesn't want to be anywhere near him.

Lucas - " What the heck was that, I mean he didn't even apologize or nothing, he just wants to start some shit, well, he will get some challengers, I can assure you of that ! "

Tely - " Calm down boss, sounds like your making threats over the air waves ! "

Lucas - " Sounds like !? "

Styles - " Well folks, for our next match we have all newer signed stars including Hard Man Gubba, cannot wait to see him in action, then Chris Spand, Spola, Chris LaSpondeluex, his bio speaks for itself, but as for Wildthing, I'd just like to know more about her, she seems kinda small to be in this business !? "

HARD MAN GUBBA vs. WILDTHING
vs. CHRIS LASPONDELUEX

One fall/Triple Threat Match

15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and a triple threat match with a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

Cheryl - " Introducing first ....

' American Women ' plays as Hard Man Gubba walks out from backstage .....

..... to tons of booing fans, then Big Al towers over Gubba as they walk to the ring.

Cheryl - " Coming down the ramp, possibly the most worthless piece of...uh...Hard Man Gubba!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

' Wildthing ' starts to play and for some reason ... nobody comes out ... Lucas Myphis start to lose his patients again, but as the music starts for the second time .....

' Wildthing ' the Black Flag version blasts the arena and the menacing Wildthing herself skips to the ring, wielding her Hardkore Kid brand cookie sheet wrapped in chicken wire and barbie heads, in the background her X-Tremetron video ends with her SXW comicbook character's image.

Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she is the side kick of the ever living Hardkore Kid ... she is ..... WILDTHING !!!! "

Fans are chanting for Hardkore Kid to come out !
Tely - " Yep, this is the young women who was seen in Hardkore Kid's latest interviews, there may be a good story here ! "

Cheryl - " and their opponent . "

Now picking himself up, drunk, off the ground backstage and about to make his way to the ring... From Montreal,Canada... weighing 235lbs... Chris LeSponduluex!

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Montreal, Canada, he is the master of many holds ...
CHRIS LESPONDULUEX !!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Chris LeSponduluex looks at both his opponents like this is a joke, then he goes after Hard Man Gubba, they lock up and Gubba is quickly out powered and then shifted into a Ankle Lock Achilles Tendon Hold, but Wildthing is at the same time off the ropes and flying at Chris with a Flying Neck Breaker and takes him down, Wildthing makes the cover.

referee - " ...1.... "

Gubba pulls Wildthing off and right into a Suplex then he pins her.

referee - " ...1....."

Chris LeSponduluex pulls Hard Man Gubba off and into a Figure Four Leg Lock but Wildthing is back up quickly and almost lands a Leg Drop on LeSponduluex who rolls out of the way and Gubba's legs get wracked ! Wildthing and LeSponduluex lock up and he quickly twists Wildthing into a headlock and then a Back Breaker

Lucas - " Now this is more like it, good clean, technically sound wrestling ! "

LeSponduluex gets thrown into the ropes by Gubba, but comes right back at him with a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) and tosses him across the ring, where Wildthing dives on him for the cover.

referee - " .... .1... ...2. "

LeSponduluex is off the turn buckle and into a Body Splash, but Wildthing moves and LeSponduluex splashes Gubba and right into his own cover.

referee - " ..1..... .2.... "

Chris LeSponduluex gets hit with a Knee Drop on the back by Wildthing, who only gets a The Gubba Spear- Charge into opponents Legs Takedown for her troubles and into a pin.

referee - " ...1... ....2 "

Wildthing is still down as Chris LeSponduluex pulls Gubba off her and then locks him into the Ankle Lock Achilles Tendon Hold and just as Wildthing is getting to her feet, Hard Man Gubba taps out !

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

After the match, Wildthing grabs her Barbie head cookie sheet and is stalking Chris to strike him down, but as he turns and sees her, he ducks and she grinds the steel cookie sheet right into the referee's head, knocking him out.

Cheryl - " and your winner via submission ... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is .... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... CHRIS LESPONDULUEX !!!!!!!! "
( 11:21 minutes )

Then Chris LeSponduluex gives Wildthing a Belly to Belly Suplex almost knocking her out of the ring and then he has the heelishness to lock her into a Figure Four Leg Lock around Ring Post.

Fans are booing until suddenly ....

' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and his dozens of fans, are screaming for blood !

Hardkore Kid goes right after Chris LeSponduluex who drops his hold on Wildthing, lands on his feet, and grabs a steel chair, he and HKK have a stand off while Hardkore Kid is wielding his cookie sheet wrapped in barb wire, and they circle to where Chris LeSponduluex can back up and walk himself out of the arena, letting Hardkore Kid tend to Wildthing and Gubba to walk himself out of the arena as well.

Tely - " Well, how smooth was that ?! "

Lucas - " OK wise ass, no more of that BS, or your fired, dig ? "

Tely - " Dug ! "

Styles - " Well, Hardkore Kid will get like a 60 seconds break as he is one of four in a fatal four match, coming up next, also will be the Priest, the Snake & the Bonk ! "

Tely - " OK, the ring is cleared and we are ready to go, smooth sailing ! " ( hehe )

Lucas - " Now I promise, this match will for sure go better ! "

WHITESNAKE vs. HARDKORE KID
vs. BILLY K. BONK vs. PRIEST

Fatal Four Corner/Elimination Match

15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " This match is a special fatal four, pin fall or submission elimination match and has a 15 minute, time limit ! "
referee - - Larry

Cheryl - " Introducing first ...... "

A lone wolf starts howling, before the first few bars of "Stairway to Heaven" scream through the speakers.The fans are on their feet, booing their heads off, as Whitesnake jumps from the scaffolding high above the arena, and lands hard in front of the Xtreme-a-tron, slightly bending the metal.

He walks to the ring, a look of evil on his face, pausing every couple of feet to stare down a fan, finally, he enters the ring, where he lifts his head back, and lets out a howl that makes the hair on the back of everyone's neck stands up.He removes his long leather trench coat, and prepares for battle.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places unknown, he is .... WHITESNAKE !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and his opponent .... "

A Church Bell rings as Father Brown slowly walks to the ring, he carries a cross on a pole and a urn filed with holy water, he blesses the crowd.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is Father Brown, the ........ PRIEST !!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " and their opponent ... "

' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and his dozens of fans, are screaming for blood !

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring he is ...the crazy, freaky ...HARDKORE KID !!!!! "

Cheryl - " and finally, their opponent ... "

'Get Ready For The Launch' plays as Billy K. Bonk comes out from backstage as his image highlights the X-tremetron video screen.

The crowd stand and cheer as Billy looks out at the crowd. They go berserk.Billy starts bopping on stage then walks down the ramp, waving to the emphatic crowd. He slides into the ring and stands in the middle of the mat. His arms by his sides, he stands there, still.
Then suddenly the lights go out and BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Blue pyros shoot out from the turnbuckle as Billy points to them

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, prepare for Sexual Velocity with ... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

All four are in the ring and stalk each other, then Bonk & Priest lock up as do HKK and Whitesnake, who totally towers over Hardkore Kid and whips him into the ropes, but on the rebound HKK nails a Kore-Anium- Flying headbutt, but Whitesnake is barely fazed, he does however stagger backwards into a Double Back Breaker by Bonk & Priest.

Styles - " Wow, A little team work, but it will be short lived ! "

Hardkore Kid uses the ropes again for a Double Clothesline and all three of his opponents are down, he then locks Priest into a Crossface Chickenwing with Leg Scissors who just about taps when he reaches the ropes, and then Whitesnake peels HKK of the holy man and into the Snake Bite- Underhook Powerbomb (Tiger Driver) and then goes to cover him.

referee - " ..1.... .2.. "

Hardkore Kid gets his feet on the ropes and Whitesnake finally breaks, meanwhile Priest is locked into an Head Vice by Bonk and then into his Kalamity Drop- Firemen's carry into a Brainbuster(Death Valley Driver) and Billy K. Bonk pins Priest.

referee - " ...1.... ..2. .."

Priest kicks out, meanwhile Whitesnake powers through all of Hardkore Kid's flying attacks and then is about to Splash him, when Hardkore Kid pulls down the ring ropes and lets them go, flying back in Whitesnakes face, he then stumbles backwards again and into a Belly to Back Suplex and bridge pin from Bonk.

referee - " ..1..... ...2. "
at the same time Hardkore Kid flies over them and hits Priest with a Missile Drop Kick !
referee - " .......3.. ."

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Whitesnake has been eliminated. quickly Hardkore Kid attacks Billy K. Bonk, but is dodged then hit with a DDT, Bonk has everybody down when Whitesnake gets up and applies a strong Snake Venom- Spinning Cobra Clutch Sleeper Hold on him. Bonk is going out and dropped when the referee finally talks Whitesnake off him and out of the ring.

Meanwhile Hardkore Kid is quick to avoid a Divine Intervention- Standing Crucifix Cradle pin and gets up nailing Priest with a Kore Kick- Flying Crane Kick and then covers him just as the referee turns around to count.

referee - " 1.... ...2.. .....3 "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Hardkore Kid rolls to his feet and sees Bonk is injured and locks the Crossface Chickenwing with Leg Scissors onto him, and after 2 arm drops is seems Bonk is out, but suddenly, his arm stays up and serge's with new power, he then punches backwards over his shoulder and nails HKK right in the face a few times, knocking himself free of the hold.

Styles - " Bonk still has life in him so far, nice and smooth ! "
Lucas - " Yep, so far ! "

Hardkore Kid and Billy K. Bonk have a brief fist melee and soon Bonk scores a Heart Punch and then a Pump Handle Slam ad pin.

referee - " ...1.... ...2. "

HKK kicks out. Bonk then lifts Hardkore Kid into a Samoan Drop but Hardkore Kid flips right out of it and nails Bonk with a Russian Leg Sweep and then a Flying Neck Breaker , setting Bonk up for a Kore-Anium- Flying headbutt off the top rope, but Bonk moves at the last second and HKK headbutts ring mat.

Billy K. Bonk back in control makes a quick pin.

referee - " ...1.. ..2 "

Hardkore Kid kicks out but Billy K. Bonk Cradle pins him now.

referee - " ..1.... ....2.. ... "

Hardkore Kid just barely busts out and gets to his feet as Bonk tries a Flying Drop Kick, but HKK ducks and the feet nail the referee and knock him out cold. Hardkore Kid is already spinning into a Leg Sweep and catches Bonk, but HKK gets his Koriner- 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Stunner) reversed into a Face Driver and then cover.

no referee and the fans count to five before Bonk gets up and tries to wake the referee, just then ......' Mother ' by Danzig begins to play as ....
Brandon Hex & Plague
....enter the arena and Slowly stalk their way to the ring, while threatening ringside fans ...

With a small head start on their theme music, Bonk hears it and turns around, but the Head Hunters are already in the ring and hit him with The Nails in the Coffin- Off the Top Rope Splash from Plague and an Off the Top Rope Leg Drop from Hex.

Both Hex & Plague help Hardkore Kid to his feet, then Hex & Hardkore Kid shake hands.

Styles - " What was that all about, does Hex owe Kid something or is this just homage to their old tag team of Kid & Hex !? "
Lucas - " A little from column a, column b and even column c ! "
Tely - "HUH ?!?! "

Brandon Hex and Plague then go to the referee and get him back in the ring and a little woken up as Hardkore Kid picks Bonk up and into his Kore Driver- Super Belly to Belly Piledriver and then makes his pin.

referee - " .... ..... ..1.. .... .. .2. .... ..3 "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Cheryl - " and your winner via final pinfall ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ...... he is ...... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... HARDKORE KID !!!!!!!! "
( 10:39 minutes )

Lucas - " Well folks, things went as I said smoothly and Mr. Bonk is doing just fine in his big X-Treme Island return, so is Hardkore Kid ! "

Styles - " Well folks, we have a brief sponsors advertisement, so be back here in 2 and 2 ! "

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