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SXW WEEKLY SPOTLIGHT'S FOR
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01/08/2001
- 01/14/2001
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SPOTLIGHT SUPER STAR of the WEEK
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Only time will tell which path GE will walk down, but his main goal as of now is to somehow return Aeetos into the proud and peaceful bird of magic it once was, and prevent Hex from mis-using the darkness feathers which Plague the island as of late. |
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SPOTLIGHT MATCH of the WEEK
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AEON & PLAGUE
vs. ICE & HAVOC  Aeon & Plague misfits and a mis-match, over come all odds and defeat he brother of SXW legend Omega and the rebirth of ICE was not enough to deep freeze the freaks ! |
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SPOTLIGHT FEUD of the WEEK
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LUGG vs. OVER FIEND Are these guys just keen on this spot or do they deserve each other? Well finally it has come down to two of the biggest heels in SXW history to clash in the ring, as Over Fiend is out for Lugg's blood and Lugg is out for himself. No match has gone down yet in this Myphis era of SXW, but by this Friday, we will see which heel is the best of them all, both are legends and both hate almost everything on earth ! |
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK
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Hardkore Kid - " This is a WRESTLING federation. it involves WRESTLING.
it doesn't matter if you are the biggest pimp alive. You still can't wrestle
for shit. "
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SPOTLIGHT INTERVIEW of the WEEK
(from the message board)
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My Final Thoughts So, it is time for another interview huh? Who let you back here anyways? Oh well, I suppose the more the merrier right? Whatever... anyways, I don't have much to talk about, but I do have a run down of what will happen between me and Cyric, and also another run down on what will happen between me and Noh Cheating. But first, onto the subject of the one and only... Red Raven. It has been some time since my last interview, and although a few days may not seem like a long time, it is a great deal of time to reply to me, CoolmanP. I don't have time to screw around while I'm here, only time to wrestle, and time to talk. So, Red Raven, Double R, you think you can show up CoolmanP and get away with it? Don't hold your breath jackass. I get sick of trash, and I get sick when I smell trash too. Maybe I forgot to mention it, but I have been sick since the beginning of my match at Eve of Destruction. I don't think it is coincidence either. I think, no I know that it is because I had to spend most of my time around that piece of garbage, Raven. You won't get away with stinking up the ring, and I hope your next opponent tears you to pieces. I hope he gets a saw and cuts off that plastic dildo of yours. Then your fat ass, then your thighs, make a sculpture of your fat legs, and then shove them up your nose. After that, he can die your hair green, and you will be a Christmas tree, just 2 days after Russian Christmas(no lie there, my aunt and uncle celebrate it ;]). Noh Cheating, you think you have the guts, no, let me rephrase that, the SIZE to beat me? I don't think you do. Personally, I would have pooped you out and sent you to Hollywood... you could play as one of the shrunken kids in Honey I Shrunk The Kids! But, back to the subject of our match. Well, let's put it this way, you have "noh chance in hell". I will beat your ass in the ring, beat your ass out of the ring, and then force your ass up to the top. From there, I will proceed to beat the shit out of you. Try not to lose your heart, as your organs are so close to your ass it isn't even funny. Maybe Cyric can buy it off of you if it comes out. Back to what I will do to you, I will beat the shit out of you, and then I will set up for the most painful move in sports-entertainment history. The CP Piledriver. You see, I will turn your short body upside down. By now, it is limp, and I will jump and spin 360 degrees, which is a circle in America. I will land, and my weight alone will possibly put us both through the roof of that hellacious structure. Last, and certainly least,
Syrup. Now, I would talk trash to you too, but for now, I have the highlights
of our last match. Let me show them to you. THE FOLLOWING HIGHLIGHTS ARE FROM THE ORIGINAL CYRIC VS COOLMANP MATCH. THE DATE: FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 29, 2000. ANY COPYING OF THIS PORTION OF THE INTERVIEW WILL RESULT IN YOUR SORRY ASS BEING PAINED. THANK YOU, AND ENJOY! Cyric tries an Elbow Drop, but Coolman somehow manages to dodge it, gets up, and as Cyric looks up, gets a nice boot to the feet, as Coolman lands the People's Kick- Thrust Kick (superkick), sending Cyric crashing into the ropes, and as he bounces back, gets taken out with a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog (Stunner) Coolman climbs the ropes, and points at the fans, who cheer back, behind him, Cyric just stands straight up, shakes off some cobwebs, and walks over to Coolman, who is still celebrating. Tely-This can't be good.
It is now a different part in the match. Cyric whips Coolman into the ropes, catches him, and while spinning manages to land a Belly to Belly Piledriver(Tombstone), Coolman lies on the mat motionless, but that doesn't stop Cyric, as he picks him up for a Side Leg Sweep, followed by a Brainbuster, picks Coolman up, and for his troubles slams Coolman with a Shoulder Breaker, before finally taking him back to the mat with a nice Snap Suplex ! Tely-Come on, just end the
match, he's been through enough Cyric slowly forces Coolman to his feet, looks at him, and hooks him, and takes him out with his trademark finisher... ...A Touch of Cain- Front face suplex, off the top rope, Cyric crosses Coolman's arms over his chest, and the referee counts it ref....1 ref....2 ref....3
Cheryl - " and your winner
via pinfall .....he is . ...........CYRIC!!!!!!!!!!!!! " ( 6:43 minutes
) DAMMIT WHO FUCKING EDITED
THIS FILM? THAT WAS THE WRONG PART.. DUMBASS... WHAT? IT WAS JOHN? DAMMIT
JOHN I AM GONNA KILL YOU! Umm... hehe... I just wanted
to come off as humble there. See, I am a good guy after all... hehe...
GET THE DAMN CAMERA OUT OF HERE. The
camera fades, but CoolmanP is heard shouting rather unfriendly words
on his cell phone to John, whoever the hell that is... |