Piranha (1/6/01 2:04:02 pm)
Piranhas first in-depth interview
[The picture emerges
with Bambi in a corridor . The corridor is well lit so you can see the
name on the door she is standing next to . It says Piranha . She then
begins to speak]
Bambi "Ever since Piranha has stepped through those doors he has made
an impact . However quiet or unspoken he is people can feel his spiritual
affects flowing through the SXW. Iım here today to try and get an interview
from him . Its about time someone has an in-depth conversation with
him other than Zeebo"
[She knocks on the door . Nearly instantaneously its opens . Zeebo pokes
his wrinkled head around and asks who it is . She explains herself and
Zeebo waves her in and pushes a seat under her]
Zeebo "I just go get him , heıs sleeping at the moment,"
[Piranha then walks dazedly in and sits beside Stacey . She gets straight
to work on her long prepared interview]
Bambi "So Piranha how are you ?"
Piranha "I am well , thank you Bambi,"
Bambi "The whole world is wondering how your EoD membership applications
are going . We caught a number of those interviews on camera any further
decisions on them ?"
Piranha "None as yet , I have not spoken to Bull yet . Zeebo has but
I donıt really think they got anywhere . Billy K seems as if he has
the material to be part of our team and I personally have arms wide
open to welcome him , however its not my decision . Bull is also quite
keen , but our two managers/spiritual advisers may disagree . Weıll
have to make those decisions soon . We have already been placed in a
stable match against The Dirty Rotten Imbeciles and we need two more
members ,"
Bambi "Okay , lets turn our sights to single competition . You have
not really placed your foot in the door of any of the singles belts
yet . Do you intend to do so , or are you concentrating on the Elements
?"
Piranha "Thatıs true . I have not been making my mark on this federation
. I do need a foundation belt to become a challenger . I am afraid to
say that Bull has over-shadowed me in these opening weeks . I have not
shown my true force however I will in time ."
Bambi "So what belts are you going for sir ?"
Piranha "Well all belts would be nice . However there are a couple I
have singled out as my firsts . One will be the Submission Title . I
have trained long and hard on my submission maneuvers and I guarantee
that I am the best man at causing pain in the business . Whoever the
challenger , I have been trained for years to resist pain . Iıve been
put in so many leg locks that it boggles the mind . My Razortooth takes
no prisoners and it will get its first victim very soon I suspect .
Therefore I shall be recorded in SXW history as the first and the longest
holder of that belt ,"
Bambi"And the other , you said there was a couple."
Piranha "Oh sorry Bambi . My second one is the SXW One World Title .
I have not come here to be un-noticed . Bull has always been the one
that may be a challenger in the elements . Come the PPV I will change
all of that and people will recognize me and Bull together as equals
. This title gives its holder a certain power and respect . With this
title I can start my purge . Evil is already taking its grasp. There
are a number of challengers to me for this title . One is Aeon . Aeon
is a man that I have a great deal of respect for . He fights with honor
even-though he is run by evil . I have found weaknesses in him strategically
and mentally however so as everyone he is not invulnerable . The next
is Ghost Eagle . Another man that I have respect for and a personal
favorite of Zeebo . He is beginning to crack however at the loss of
his companion so I feel as if I can beat him now . And the last is the
Bull himself . Bull has got to be my major challenger . We are the greatest
of friends . But we have been sparring for years and he will know all
my tricks and I know his . Also emotionally it will be hard for me to
beat the Bull . Since without Christina and Bulls kindness I would never
have touched American soil and thus not be in the world renowned position
I am in now . Bull I have no doubt will be feeling exactly the same
about the matters . Anything else Bambi ?"
Bambi "Yes do you feel threatened by the recently created Darkness belt
? I mean it really does draw the evil from miles around to this isle
. I am personally very scared of this force ."
Piranha "You have no reason to be scared Bambi . You are a strong woman
with a strong heart [She blushes and looks down at her shoes as women
do]. You can defeat all evil that steps in your path I have no doubt
. And this is exactly the reason why we are all of the Elements are
here . Without challengers there would be no elements and there would
be no me .Do you see what I mean ?"
Bambi"Yes yes thank you very much . You have a way with words sir !
Iım sure all the ladies are gathering around your feet !"
Piranha "Actually I am rather un-practiced at American dating techniques
. You see in the Amazon it was just me and Zeebo . The nearest we came
to women were the Kila-Kulu tribe of cannibal females so we stayed well
away from them . Oh well I suppose there is always somewhere to start
. Bambi can I take you out to dinner sometime ?"
Bambi "I would love that very much [she has a grin spreading from ear
to ear] When are you free ? I can do Tuesday at 8 if thatıs okay ?"
Piranha "That sounds fine , Iıll collect you at 8 and Iıll get Zeebo
to cook . Heıs quite a chef you know."
[Bambi waves out the camera man who waits patiently outside the door
. She comes out with the Piranha arm in arm walking down the corridor
. The picture fades with them chuckling . Then a Piranha promo is shown
(ooc-which will be posted soon !)]
The Razortooth is Hunting for Evil , from dawn till dusk ...
