Ghost Eagle (1/22/01
5:31:24 pm)
Ghost on SNL !
Ghost Eagle is still in his hotel in New York city, he is packing
his bags, preparing to leave on the Saturday Evening flight.
Suddenlly, the phone rings, Ghost Eagle goes over, picks it up, and
speaks with the person on the phone, all we hear is Ghost Eagle's voice
Ahh, hello...yes, when would that be......ahha, oh, and you have a flight
for me tommorow, great, yeah, I'll do it, gladly, see you in a few.
Ghost puts the phone down, turns towards the camera, and says (looks
like I'm going to be on SaturdayNight Live)
Ghost calls the front desk, informs them that he is staying another
night, and then orders some room service, he places the phone back into
it's previous position, and then turns on the tv.
He types a special code into the tv, and a new channel pops up, it begins
showing all the SXW interviews that have happened in Ghost Eagle's absence,
just as Havoc's exciting chase is going on, the room bell rings, and
then opens up, as two waiters come in, one carrying a small bag, the
other pushing a cart with a platter on it.
They place it on the table near Ghost, prepare the table by putting
down the tablecloth, the utensils, the glasses, and everything else,
they leave after Ghost gives them a generous tip.He sits down to his
breakfast, and the camera switches off.
Several hours later, in the NBC studios, Ghost Eagle is talking with
Lauren ichaels, legendary producer of SNL
Mr. Eagle, on behalf of the whole staff here at SNL we would like to
thank you for coming on such short notice
No need to thank me Mr. Michaels, I am happy to be of service, and I
have been known to tickle a funny bone or two.
The two shake hands, and Ghost Eagle walks off, with only a few short
hours remaining until showtime.
The opening theme for SNL plays, and Ghost Eagle does the traditional
run onto the stage, the people are clapping, and he holds both hands
up, urging them to quiet down, the clapping dies down slowly, and finally
it stops, Ghost Eagle clears his throat, and begins speaking.
Thank, thank you very much, it's great to be here hosting saturday night
live (cheers) I just got the call this morning to host, and I thought
about it for about 2 seconds before saying yes, I mean, it's Saturday
night live, who would'nt jump at the chance.
And I had the oppertunity to meet all the cast members today, and they
are all terric, especially that Darrel Hammond, I mean, who can top
his impressions, I mean that Sean Connery..
The crowd seems very bored as ghost Eagle is talking, but there seems
to be some sort of commotion behind him.
Indeed, there are two people behind Ghost Eagle, a technician turns
on one of the lights in the back, revealing Brandon Hex and Plague.
They begin making funny faces behind Ghost, who has gone from sucking
up to telling knock knock jokes.
Hex pulls his hair up, almost like feathers on a headdress, and begins
jumpping around, mimicking an indian war-cry, the audience begins to
chuckle slightly.
Next thing you know, Plague reappears, riding on one of those sticks
with a horse head attached, he has on leather chaps, cowboy boots, and
a ten gallon hat with DRI printed on the front.
Plague begins "hunting" Hex, who runs around like a little girl, suddenlly,
Plague shoots an arrow into the ass of Hex, Hex jumps about 10 feet
into the air, pretending to scream, he jumps around like an insane maniac,
Plague lassos him up, and then "rides" off stage, dragging a laughing
Hex behind him, the laughter has reached a fever pitch, Ghost Eagle
uses the oppertunity to introduce the band for that night, and then
does the usual shtick of telling them to stick around.
(half-way through the show)
The camera picks up Plague and Brandon hex backstage, chasing around
Chris Kattan (in his full Mango gear), they are seemingly trying to
turn him into an undead zombie.
(end of the show)
Thank you everyone, hope you enjoyed the show, good night
As Ghost is saying good-bye, Hex and Plague are swinging back and forth
on some sort of vine hanging from the ceiling, they have glued cardboard
wings onto their arms, and seem to be mimicking Aeetos.
Ghost Eagle exits the studios, gets into a car that is waiting for him,
and goes back to the hotel, the next morning he boards the plane that
will take him back to Xtreme Island
