SXW WEEKLY SPOTLIGHT'S FOR

04/16/2001 - 04/22/2001

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SPOTLIGHT SUPER STAR of the WEEK

Over Fiend was the first signed to XWF, whatever that is .. and the 1st ever SXW Villains Champion, which as with so much in SXW was later destroyed. Fiend however endured through it all and is still a thorn in the sides of the big dogs all of whom he has pummeled with and will look forwards too fighting them again and again and again, which is much like the whip lashing he takes from April Knight and the Triad, weather he wins or not.

No matter what Over Fiend has his head into, it's always interesting and although his verbal sportsmanship is non existent, his actions back up everything he says and is, that walking bashing mouthy fighting machine you love to hate and watching him work is great, his week could be his dream come true as he gets ready to collide with a great enemy of his and current SXW One World Champion .. this week, it's all on the line !

SPOTLIGHT MATCH of the WEEK

HARDKORE KID vs. BRANDON HEX

Formerly of Kid & Hex fame(for mass murder), and current leaders in the DRI stable, booked to fight each other over hard-core gold by another former DRI member and our current President ... Aeon. Why he loathes HKK so much is unknown, but after he jeopardized his semi-friendly relationship with Hex, he has even more employees to fear now, Shout out to Cyric for breaking our chairmen's legs that very same day !!

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SPOTLIGHT FEUD of the WEEK

DARK WIND vs. KAMIKAZE

What happens when you mix good & evil, brothers named Dark Wind & Kamikaze, both are light weights, both are masters in the ring, both have held gold and both where masks that almost mimic the others, but make no mistakes, other then that, they are nothing alike. Kamikaze has proven that face has value while Dark Wind shows how heels get the job done right, they lock in battle,
but Frost is caught in-between a fire storm and an energy quake !
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QUOTE OF THE WEEK

Taz - " Not even if his chest had a big red S on it ...... and he was Superman ! "
In regards to Jeff Hardyz chances of beating the Big Show, Which he did with his bro & Lita's help , plus we all know about his 4 day Intercontinental Title run :(

SPOTLIGHT INTERVIEW of the WEEK (from the message board)

crazy NOODLE boy

(4/6/01 9:14:51 am)

let's rents some MOOvees!

Shot opens in a video store. Spider is looking at the new releases. Crazy Noodle Boy runs over looking quite estatic.

Spider:
Well, Noodlehead, you seem much happier now. We can rent some videos for tonight and starting tomorrow, you can train for you submissionist match.

CNB:
I found something that will help me, NAY, MAKE ME WIN! I have found the secrets and nooks and crannies. The butter has all ready melted for the butter champ. All will be fine butter pain I inflict on him! LOOK!

Crazy Noodle Boy holds up a video. It's called Rough Rider and has a picture of a wet, buxom brunette on the cover, holding a whip and a bondage ball. Spider blushes.

Spider:
Um, no, Noodle... that's different. That isn't about Ruff Ryder. That's um, a dirty... um, an adult movie.

CNB:
(reconsidering)
I see, but I am an ADULT! I am a fully ADULT CHILD and although Riff Ranger can't be a grown up and speak in fermented tongue, then so be it. This video will spell his END! The back reads, "INFLICTING PAIN FOR YOUR PLEASURE!" SEE?!? Just like me, infliciting pain on others for my jollies and my personal s#$#s and giggles!

Spider:
(sighs...)
No... no... You can't get that video. We are using MY card and I know you won't return it and the last thing I need is an employee here calling me up about...

Suddenly Crazy Noodle Boy throws down the video and slaps the SNAKE PULL on Spider!

He struggles, trying to tap out against the wall, knocking all kinds of videos to the floor, High Fidelity,High School High....

when an employee comes over.

Employee
HEY! You can't be knocking videos over! I have to arrange those alphabetically. Do you know how long it took me to do tha-

Crazy Noodle Boy with his free hand slaps the Snake Pull on the employee!

He whips the employee and Spider around, knocking thier heads together and numerous displays down.

The Manager comes over.

Manager
What's going on here??

Crazy Noodle Boy lets go of Spider and the employee and whips the Manager through a display and then back body drops him onto the "$1 Video" rack. He starts hitting him in the head with a copy of Battlefield Earth.

He slaps a Boston Crab on the Manager!

Manager:
AHHHHHH!!!!

CNB:
SO WHAT IS IT! A FREE SODA AND BOX OF WHOPPERS OR I BREAK YOUR DAMN LEGS!!!!

Manager:
OKAY! OKAY! And you can keep the videos till Monday!!

CNB:
Make it Tuesday! And not that noon crap, I MEAN MIDNIGHT!

Manager:
Fine! Fine! WHATEVER YOU SAY!

Crazy Noodle Boy smiles and lets go. He looks at the manager, employee, and Spider lying on the ground.

He stuffs some candy in his pocket, grabs a couple of $1 movies, and struts out whistling.....