WHACKO

Making his debut into the XWF as the hard-core animal Whacko not only formed the Hard-core Academy but was the 1st warrior to claim XWF Hard-core gold.

MADKIND vs.
THE FACEBUSTER

While his partner Whacko was gaining XWF Hard-core gold, Madkind was the 1st to fight in an XWF handicap match against the Facebusters and he cleaned house getting himself the upset win.

(Ode to Freud plays, as the A-Train walks out to the ring)

You people have all figured out that I'm a pretty decent wrestler. But did you know that I'm also a poet? I wrote a poem for the Red Raven, my opponent on Monday. I call it "Danger: A-Train Crossing". Wanna hear it?

(pop from crowd, A-Train pulls a sheet of paper out of his black denim shorts)

"Red Raven, Red Raven, I know that you are strong Your record is spotless But can it last long? "You think that you're good I've seen you beat two But you've not got long before that streak is through "I've seen many give up from that Raven's Nest So don't feel bad Monday When you lose to the best" So Red Raven, prepare yourself. It's not a matter of pins or submission, or even your friends. It all comes down to whether you can escape that ring alive on Monday night.

(A-Train exits as his music plays, to a standing ovation for his beautiful poem)