XWF 10 weekly spotlight

Welcome to hell Fitz :)
[The shot cuts to Stacey Simpson knocking on BlackJack's locker room door. She enters with the camera as BlackJack is shown sitting down watching music videos on television as he exhales a smoke ring from his cigar.]

BlackJack - Excuse me, who are you?
Simpson - My name is Stacey Simpson, I am an interviewer for the XWF.
BlackJack - Well, I figured you were just one of the many ladies out there trying to sneak into my lockeroom. It is about time one of these interviewers is a big breasted female.
Simpson - Um, thank you... Anyways, can I ask you a few questions?
BlackJack - Just make sure they are suitable for the little BlackJack fans out there. We can discuss the other questions later. Simpson - Yeah, well...what is your response to your first card tonight? You didn't fight tonight, but it looks like you were ready to fight.
BlackJack - Stacey, the fans never lie. Both you and I know that. The Five Card Stud has entered the XWF and quite honestly, I don't really care who might or might not like it. I fight for the fans, period.
Simpson - What is your response to Mr. Fitzgerald's remarks after your entrance?

[BlackJack takes the mic away from Stacey and signals her to leave.]
BlackJack - See, Simpson...this is the part of the interview where you leave.

[Stacey stumbles over the camera power cord and eventually leaves the room.]

BlackJack - Well, well, well...I see how things are run here. I come into this federation offering my services and this is the sort of treatment Fitz is giving me? Why doesn't it surprise me. You know something Fitz, all of you owners and executives jackasses are all the same. Fitz, you remind The Five Card Stud of a zit on an ass. You are irritating, a sure pain, ugly as sin, and as easy are you are to get rid of..you keep coming back and back. So, you say you have dealt with my kind in the past. Trust me Fitz, The Five Card Stud has more experience then No Limit Soldier in a pie eating contest in screwing around with every idea you or any other owner may have in mind.

[BlackJack picks up his cigar and inhales again...exhales another smoke ring and continues to talk.]
BlackJack - Fitz, you say that you hired The Face Card just to be another piece of meat for the wolves? Well, all I have to say about that is that you have just hired the toughest T-Bone steak in the butcher shop because you won't be able to handle the chaos The Five Card Stud can cause for you and your so called beasts of the XWF. I mean c'mon, I've seen scarier beasts at a Kenny G concert. You may think The Card Shark may be talking the talk but wondering if I could walk the walk? Well, The Five Card Stud won't walk. He will get himself a giant monster truck and drive down the road to the XWF World Championship. And once The Top Card has that gold...it won't go around his waist...The Five Card Stud is going to stuff that belt down your mouth. See Fitz, it is very simple. Once I signed that contract, The Five Card Stud has already won. So, I am anxious to see these beasts of yours in the future. In the mean time, I have a fight on Friday. Hey!

[BlackJack calls for Stacey Simpson again...She slowly walks back under caution.]
BlackJack - Now, that part of the interview is over. Continue
Simpson - What are your thoughts on your match against Latin Warrior?
BlackJack - Who? That's who I am fighting? I haven't even heard of this guy. I wonder if the Fitz is playing games with The Five Card Stud. Hey Fitz, why don't you just have a radio call in contest to any fan out there who wants to go down in history as one of the many opponents to try and pin BlackJack? That sure is a better match then this joke of a fight. Latin Warrior isn't going to be much worth of a fight. I expect maybe he can get a punch or two in. The Five Card Stud likes to get these BlackJack wannabes a chance a little confidence so that they think they can win...and then The Card Shark finishes the duty and wins the match. I am looking forward to meeting you Latin Warrior, because I am sure after this match we won't see each other again.
Simpson - Thank you Mr. BlackJack.
BlackJack - My pleasure Stacey. Are you interested in staying around for a while with The Five Card Stud? Simpson - My nephew needs picked up from baseball practice....but what the hell, you seem like a lot of fun.

[BlackJack turns to the camera, puts his cigar in his mouth and winks. The shot cuts to a BlackJack Action Figure commercial wasting money on a promotion for BlackJack vs. Latin Warrior.]