Rumble, Mentally Insane and others!
(At an XWF interview set, McReady shoves an XWF interviewer out of the
way and grabs his mic.He's fresh from his match on Monday Night Massacre
and looks like he needs a good shower, but he's got something on his
mind!)
"Psycho, I don't know what you were thinking getting in the ring with
me. I guess you just had to find out first-hand what I can really do.
But now your buddy Mentally Insane wants me in a Barbed Wire Rumble."
He holds the Rumble Title above his head, wearing his Chris Ledoux concert
T-shirt, complete with yellow sweat rings.
"Doggone, I still can't get over it. I earned this baby the hard way
and people just don't seem to let me alone."
He lowers the belt and glares into the camera.
"Mentally Insane, you're calling me out to defend my gold? Hah, you
want a Rumble? With barbed wire? Count me in, bub. You see, I may not
agree with these Hardcore matches and tables, but I'm no stranger to
barbed wire. Heck, I bumped into that stuff all the time back in Nevada.
I don't think it should be used in a wrasslin' match, but I think you
do need some kind of an advantage heh. I'm not going to show any mercy
on you. Just because not all of your dogs are barking doesn't mean,
I can't kick the crap out of you. I mean look at this Crippler Calhoun
guy, I guess everyone is fairgame in the XWF now if we don't even have
respect for the crippled!"
He brushes the hair from his eyes vainly, his snarly mullet hairstyle
obviosly needing a good washing.
"Whew, between then, I'm in a Battle Royal, for the Hotline Title. I'm
a busy man! With all of these matches and the money I'm comming across,
I guess I won't have to melt down the Rumble Title after all."
He pats it affectionately and grins lopsidedly.
"I guess I just have to be thankful that God has blessed me with an
even keel. Look at all of these freaks and mentally disturbed people
in the XWF! Poor Legion, I was really beginning to enjoy your style.
Maybe this new personality of his will keep him from destroying public
property. Who knows. At least the Soldiers of Fortune are still suriving
under capable guys like Swinging Steve, even though I do question his
morals and irresponsible sexual behavior. But guys like Quezzy, Kamikaze,
Blackjack, Red Raven, and this new feller Raging Bull, they are the
people that we need to worry about. Well, maybe this new feller the
Freek can save us, maybe not. Well my cheeks is gettin' tired from jawin'
so much, now get lost, I need to call my wife. Now git!"
He snarls at the camera and walks off with his belt slung over his shoulder.
