EVIL DOERS ....... BEWARE !
The scene: An old rusted out boiler room. Dim light filters in from
a dirty window high above the damp floor. Water drips in the background,
making quiet "plip-plop" sounds.
Ripples flow over a small puddle that has formed on the floor. The camera
zooms in on this puddle, until it fills the entire screen.
After a couple of seconds, the slowly moving almost mirror like surface
of the puddle is shattered by the sudden impact of a red boot. The camera
slowly pans upwards, and we see the owner of this boot, in full battle
regalia.
The red boot is knee high and ends with a fold that is emblazoned with
a golden trim. Above this fancy boot-top is a large, muscular thigh,
wrapped in white spandex and trimmed at the side with gold.
Above these massive legs is a chiseled torso, one so massive and majestic,
it would make Atlas and Adonis question their own existence. A large
golden L is encircled and emblazoned upon the center of this Olympian
chest.
Connected on each side are two massive arms, resembling great pillars
of stone, capable of bearing the greatest weight and delivering crushing
blows to anything that was impeding their work. Again, all clad in white
with golden trim.
And atop this hulking, brutish form, a head that would make Batman wonder
if he had gotten into the wrong line of work. A square jaw, framed by
a red cowl.
The upper portion of the face is covered by this red cowl, and only
white eye slits de-note the presence of Earthly senses, as the nose
and ears are completely hidden from view.
And behind him, a full flowing golden cape flaps gently, as if there
were a perpetual breeze blowing under it.
The thin, pursed lips part ever so slightly as the masked man begins
to speak:
"Let it be known that from this day forward, the SXW
is hereby under the protection of the new Morality Squad. I, err, that
is to say, WE stand for Freedom, Justice and the American way.
I have battled crime for quite some time and have decided to come here,
for evil seems to run rampant in the world of wrestling."
"So, be fore warned! If you intend to befoul this federation with evil
and general nastiness, You will have to answer to me!"
"I am Justice ."
"I am the LAW.
"I am The Legionnaire."
With that, he turns and walks off camera.
After a few seconds we hear a dull thud and the clang of metal...
" OUCH!! Son of a ..."