results 01/09/2001
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Tuesday Night Turmoil
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Brandon Hex vs. Theo Blitz
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Buried Alive Title Match
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DC
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Bury opponent - indoor grave
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The Masked Ronin vs. Frost
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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CoolmanP vs. Noh Cheating
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Chinese Deathmatch
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none
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Hell in the Cell style
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Piranha vs. Hardman Gubba
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Clean Match
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none
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none
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The Jackal vs. Plague
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Fire vs. ICE
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Inferno/Freezer Match
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none
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Fire=Inferno/ICE=Freezer
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Trax vs. Ghost Eagle
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Shain Nelles vs. Deaken Knight
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Over Fiend vs. Mr. Fixit
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No DQ Match
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none
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none
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Raging Bull vs. Whitesnake
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Aeon vs. Havok
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Cage Match
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none
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none
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Billy K. Bonk vs. Hardkore Kid
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Cyric vs. Chris LeSpondeluex
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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The Red Raven vs. Lugg
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Hard-core Matches
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HC
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best 2 out of 3
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" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN
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31,467 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW indoor Buried
Ailve, title match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and fans begin to
boo, but a faint section of Hex fans cheer, as Brandon Hex ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown,
the walking undead ..
Cheryl - " and his opponent .... " Hex circles the ring until Theo's theme music starts, then shortly after Blitz is seen walking to the ring, getting nearly an equal amount of boos from fans. But some slightly off about Theo, he seems ... drunk ! Theo is staggering and loosing his footing as he walks to the ring, Hex starts to laugh and makes a drinking straight from the bottle gesture ! Styles - " Looks like Theo Blitz, is blitzed ! " As Theo steps into the ring he stands eye to eye with Hex, then suddenly.... EMT's rush to get Theo out of the ring, obviously this was a bit of a rues, it appears Dark Wind will be Hex's true opponent for this match. Brandon looks outside the ring at Lucas Myphis, who stands up and uses a microphone to announce what is going on. Lucas - " Sorry Brandon, but Dark Wind can do things for me, you and Plague simply cannot, so in the better interest of SXW, I had to grant him a title shot and guess which title belt he wants ...... " Noh Cheating is just shaking his head, taking notes, Hex is also shaking his head, cause he has a real opponent for tonight !
* * * The Bell Rings * * * On the lock up, it appears they are evenly matched, but once the twisting your opponent into arm bars goes, Dark Wind is superior. Taking Hex into a Half Nelson and then into a Headlock and a Bulldog. Hex is up quickly and taken back down by an Arm Drag Take Down, then Dark Wind tries to lock him into the Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip. On any other man this move might work well, but Hex is not any man, he's a quasi-undead man and feels no pain. Brandon Hex is free from the hold and works Dark Wind into a Cradle Neck Breaker and starts to drag his opponent out of the ring, Dark Wind flips right onto his feet and turns to take a Flying Head Scissors and then Hex bineds him into the Eternal Agony- Hurricanrana motion into a head scissors lock and one arm Chickenwing, Dark Wind even has his free leg on the rope, but Hex doesn't break. Styles - " I never thought there would be cheating in this match
! " Soon Dark Wind is firing behind the back fists into Hex's ribs, breaking the hold. Right to their feet and Hex hits Dark Wind with a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and then sits on him and punches lefts and rights, until Dark Wind is out cold, or so it appeared, as Hex gets up and turns to climb the ropes and mock fans, Dark Wind stands right up and when Hex turns and jumps back into the ring, Dark Wind is there with a Shadow Strike- Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the throat knocking Hex into the ropes where Dark Wind then tries his Soul Reaver- Claw hold to face, drains victim's energy, can kill if held too long. Styles - " Move over Kamikaze, cause your evil twin brother is out of control ! " After just a few short seconds, Hex & Dark Wind realize this attack will not work on a quasi-undead and Dark Wind switches up, but Hex takes advantage and slams his opponent with a Double Chickenwing Cradle and has Dark Wind is then dragged near the ring edge again, but Dark Wind simply flips himself out of the Double Arm Drag while rolling Hex into one and finally gets him out of the ring. Tely - " This is a good match folks, they seem to counter each others every move ! " Out of nowhere, Dark Wind springs his Fist of Evil- Dark chi strike to opponent's chest, causes knockout and temporary paralysis leaving Hex in no shape to resist as Dark Wind simply drags him up the man made dirt hill and dumping him in the grave. Tely - " Accept maybe that one ! " Dark Wind takes his time filling in the grave, and Brandon Hex is barely
able to move by the time his body is covered in dirt, enough for the
referee to call this match anywise. Cheryl - " and your winner burying his opponent alive or un-alive or whatever and your new and next 1st ever SXW champion in the new year and 1st ever winner of the SXW Darkness Championship title by actually fighting somebody..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... DARK WIND !!!!!!!! " |
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Lucas - " Well, that settles my deal with Dark Wind, he got his title match and even won ! " Styles - " And what about Hex, he was your loyal lackey ? " Lucas - " And still is, why do you think I call him a lackey ! " Tely - " Moving right along, with hopefully a much cleaner match, we have The Masked Ronin taking on the man with no heart, Frost ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers criss cross as the opening
strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog
walks The Masked Ronin. He slowly and confidently walks to the ring,
with no sign of emotion on his face. The Masked Ronin climbs through
the ropes and stares into the camera lens. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Kobe, Japan ... honor above all
else .... he is ..... Cheryl - " and his opponent .... " The lights go out as the music plays over the arena. Blue pyros shoot out of the entrance ramp as Frost drops down to the ring from the ceiling holding a torch. He then eats the flame and blows a blue flame from his mouth to the amused crowd. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, combining fire & ice, he is ..... FROST !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The match starts with Frost clearly less concerned about his health, since his major body organ has been removed and yet he somehow still lives, but thus is the darkness of Cyric! Frost hits The Masked Ronin with a Spinning Heel Kick and then a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors (Hurricarana) and into a pin, but The Masked Ronin kicked out at one. Now it was The Masked Ronin's turn and he nails Frost with a Rolling Koppou Kick and then a Belly to Belly Overhead Suplex w/ Bridge(Northern Lights Suplex) and has Frost into a pin. Lucas - " Another even match, the whole card is just like this,
sept Cyric versus LeSpondeluex ! " Frost was able to break out, but then walks right into a Swinging DDT(Tornado) and when he is down, The Masked Ronin nails a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) and pins Frost again, but only for two as Frost barely kicks out. After a quick hand melee, Frost scores a Twist of Fate Neck Breaker but then attempts his Ice Cold- 360 Leg Drop from the Top Rope and that is when The Masked Ronin moves out of the ring and Frost hits the mat. Styles - " Ewwwww, those top rope moves can cost you big sometimes ! " The Masked Ronin is back in the ring, he nails a Katana Kick- Ax Kick and then tries his Octopus Hold but Frost slips out and then off the ropes with a Clothesline to The Masked Ronin, taking him down. Noh Cheating is watching the match and for the first time at ring side ... he has no notes to take ... there is no cheating ! Frost is trying for a Boston Crab, but then has to Headlock The Masked Ronin as he breaks out, they wrestle back and forth until The Masked Ronin comes out of it scoring his Belly to Back Double Chickenwing Suplex(Tiger Suplex), but Frost quickly breaks out, so The Masked Ronin springs to his feet and wildly scores his finisher, a Cradle Brainbuster Suplex(Fisherman Buster) and has Frost down for the full three count to win the match ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this match via pinfall ..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... THE MASKED RONIN !!!!!!!! " |
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Styles - " Well that was a close match, but The Masked Ronin takes the win ... folks we have a commercial break then back for our special Chines Deathmatch ! " Lucas - " Now this is what SXW is all about ... merchandise and sales ! " |
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Tely - " Folks, Noh Cheating got a quick break during our last match, since it was rather clean, so he is now getting in the ring to face CoolmanP ! " Lucas - " During the break c4 explosives and bard wire where lined around the ring and ring area, now these guys go crazy with the stipulations and with Ms. Myphis in my life, think I or anybody on staff has the life to keep track of their frenzied stipulations, so this one is into the corners and ring steps c4 detonation match, meaning they have to explode the c4 on their opponent somehow ! " Styles - " Light c4 explosive we might add, heavily wrapped in duct tape, something like this should never, ever be tried at home kids ! " Tely - " With a total of 8 charges to score from, if it ends in a tie, then a final pin, but hopefully it gets called off before that, cause 4 each would kill, even 5 which is what is needed to win ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for the best of eight, c4 detonations
on their opponent add held in a hell in the cell, the exclusive SXW
Chinese Deathmatch and will have a 20 minute time limit ! " 'Barbie Girl' booms out through the arena and boos come from the crowd, down to the ring comes No Cheating holding up a place card saying just that. " NOH CHEATING ! " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 3'4" (giggles) ... and hailing from China, he is ... NOH CHEATING !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ...... " 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem starts to play, as CoolmanP walks to
the ring. He jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and puts up his fist as a
pyro goes off. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, will you please stand up , for he is the one, the only .. REAL ....... COOLMAN........ P !!!!!!! " Styles - " Surprised there was no smack talk here from either man !? " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Right away Noh Cheating goes after CoolmanP with a Spear, but CoolmanP just moves out of the way and uses his hands to push Noh Cheating into the turn buckles and in a few seconds after the bell rings, a corner explodes ! ( boom ). Noh Cheating was grazed by this and then pulled out and put into a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog (Stunner) and then CoolmanP dragged him close to another corner and hit Noh with a Inverted Atomic Drop that bounced Noh Cheating into the corner and his 2nd c4 explosive. ( boom ) Styles - " Damn, CoolmanP is up 2 to nothing in like 30 seconds ! " CoolmanP is over confident and tries a Powerbomb, but Noh slips out, lands on his feet and Drop Kicks CoolmanP backwards and into the ropes with razor wire wrapped around them, CoolmanP is ripped open. Noh Cheating then tries another Diving Attack and CoolmanP lefts the ropes allowing Noh to fly out of the ring, this also cut's CoolmanP's hands, but he does it anywise. CoolmanP is out of the ring soon after Noh and then tries to drive him onto a stairs explosive, but somehow Noh slides around and flips CoolmanP feet over head and onto the stairs, which hurts enough without the ( boom ). Now Noh has 1 point and he is already picking CoolmanP off the stairs and trying to fling him across onto the opposite set of stairs, but now CoolmanP reverses and flips Noh across the stairs, still scoring a ( boom ). Lucas - " Now it's 3 to 1 and both men still alive, I am impressed,
what's the time Tely !? " CoolmanP picks up a chair and walks around to Noh Cheating, who sees this and fights the pain to nail a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep that slams the back of CoolmanP's head into the Hell in the Cell fence. Noh Cheating is then working an Irish Whip, but CoolmanP reverse and sends Noh Cheating into the fence, this continues was CoolmanP works Noh around the ring area, to an undetonated stair c4 explosive. Lucas - " CoolmanP only needs 2 more ! " CoolmanP slams Noh Cheating onto the stairs with a Face First Airplane Spin Toss and an explosive goes off right in Noh's face ( bomb ), blinding him for a few minutes. CoolmanP is up now pushing Noh Cheating around and soon back into the ring and an Irish Whip into a corner, but without sight, Noh Cheating still is able to reverse at the last moment and with a Drop Toe Hold, trips CoolmanP head first into the turn buckle and as he falls past, the c4 explodes ( boom ). Styles - " This match is going longer then I thought, time ?!
" CoolmanP needs one more to win this, but both men are down with c4 powder in their eyes and on their faces, there is no count out for minutes, then CoolmanP slowly climbs to his feet, he lifts Noh Cheating up and ready for a Face First Slam into the last turn buckle c4 explosive, when suddenly Noh Cheating pulls out and shoves CoolmanP into it instead and ( boom ). Lucas - " Jeez, now it's 4 to 3, this is getting closer, just one left and it's set on that last set of stairs, outside the ring ! " Noh Cheating has his sight back and waits for CoolmanP to stand up and once he does, Noh is off into a Diving Heel Kick, but CoolmanP ducks and Back Drops Noh over the ropes and onto that set of stairs, but Noh missed detonating it and slams onto the floor and into a set of chairs, he is hurting way bad, a mesh of bard wire falls from a table and now, Noh is getting wrapped up in it as well. Styles - " This is too bloody, my God ! " Noh Cheating is lifted from the steel heap and dragged by his head to the stairs by CoolmanP, all the while Noh Cheating is giving up, saying he is beaten and this match is done, CoolmanP wins. But that is not good enough for CoolmanP, who shit talks Noh Cheating, while his back is turned to the stairs. Noh and CoolmanP agree to let it end at 4-3, CP's favor and .... * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this Chinese death match a c4 score of 4 to 3..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... COOLMAN ...... P !!!!!!!! " After the bell has rung and CoolmanP has won, Noh Cheating stands at easy, when out of the blue, CoolmanP bitch slaps him and he falls backwards on the last c4 explosive and ( boom ) CoolmanP then tells Cheryl to correct herself ! Cheryl - " and the winner of this Chinese death match a c4 score of 5 to 3..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... COOLMAN ...... P !!!!!!!! " CoolmanP exits the cell while EMT's help Noh Cheating to his feet, he is heard asking for his note book ! |
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Tely - " Well, Noh Cheating will have allot to write about while he is recovering all this week ! " Lucas - " Wow, that was almost inhuman, who's idea was that match anywise ?! " Styles - " I think CoolmanP's, to mock Noh's homeland, but amazing enough, those two are completely human, no doubt about it, SXW is not just for super freaks ! " Lucas - " Well said, and more so here are two rather normal guys, Piranha is a bit funky, but that is just his smell, these guys also went back and forth about stipulations so I said, hey, I got a life, how about your loser managers say away from ringside and we have ourselves a good clean match, may the better man win ! " Styles - " The Hell in the Cell is lifted, the c4 dust is swept away and the bard wire is back in the shed where it belongs ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " The lights in the arena suddenly flick off and the runway starts to
light up with blue roman candles . Pillars of blue flame announce his
entrance as the Jaws theme begins to grow louder and louder ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring .... he is ..... THE PIRANHA !!!!!!! "
Cheryl - " Coming down the ramp, possibly the most worthless piece of...uh...Hard Man Gubba !!!!!! "
* * * The Bell Rings * * * Piranha starts things off with an Underhook DDT. Before Gubba can get up, he does a Super Leg Drop. Gubba gets up and Irish Whips Piranha into the ropes. Gubba hits a Spinning Round House Punch, but Piranha doesn't go down. Gubba tries for another one, but 180 degrees through the turn, Piranha hits a Side Russian Leg Sweep. He waits for Gubba to get back up, and then does a Spinning Roundhouse Kick. With Gubba down, Piranha starts pumping up the crowd. After a few seconds more of this, he does another Super Leg Drop. Gubba gets up and Irish Whips Piranha into the ropes. While Piranha is on the opposite side of him, he pulls down the top rope. Piranha goes over the middle rope and to the outside of the ring. He gets up, and Gubba is prepared. Gubba does a Baseball Slide Drop Kick. Both men are on the outside now. Referee - " 1... " Piranha is momentarily shocked, and Gubba does an Arm Drag. Piranha gets up almost too soon, so this time Gubba does a Leg Drag. Piranha stays down, and Gubba seems satisfied. Piranha finally comes around and Gubba does a Suplex. Referee - " 2... " Gubba throws Piranha back into the ring, and starts flexing for the crowd. He gets back in as the referee counts three. Piranha is already back up and does a Cradle Suplex Through The Legs. When Gubba gets up, he does a Knee Slam. He does a Super Leg Drop and then waits for his opponent to get up. Gubba gets up and turns around to meet a face full of rubber boot. Piranha hits him right in the face with an Ax Kick. Piranha tries for a Tropical Plunge - Belly to Belly Handle Brainbuster Suplex, but Gubba somehow reverses it into an Eye Rake. Gubba starts to dance, thinking it is pretty great of himself to reverse such a move, but pays for it when Piranha does a Reverse Mat Slam. Gubba gets up, and Piranha does a Bloody Water - Inverted Facelock Front Suplex. Piranha picks up Gubba by the hair, and then locks in a Razortooth - Elevated Crossed Arms Figure Four Leg Lock. Gubba taps out. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " The winner of this match via submission "
Cheryl - " .....he is... "
Cheryl - " ...... PIRANHA!!!! " |
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After the match, Hardman Gubba & Big Al are walking backstage and
see ... Gubba - Hey baby, want to interview me ? " Bambi - " Sorry here to interview Piranha. " Gubba - " Piranha, that piece of ... hey, wait a minute, are you going sweet on that fishy little fuck, baby, you need a real man to show you a good time. " Hardman Gubba, ( wondering about his name now ) approaches Bambi and starts to grab her, talking about having a real man show her the time of her life, meanwhile Big Al is making sure the camera man doesn't get any brave ideas. Gubba - " Well, you wanna play hard to get baby, good, I like that, I am a hardman to get, but you got me ! " Hardman Gubba moves in for the kiss and gets slapped, that is when he gets very angry at Bambi, grabs both her arms and starts yelling at her and using the "C" word! Then Piranha is just now walking up the ramp and back stage, he sees what Gubba is doing to Bambi and is enraged. Piranha - " Bastard, you never treat a lady like that ! " Piranha flies at Gubba with a Boot the the face, this knocks Gubba down and off Bambi, then it is Big Al's turn and Piranha slams him with a Scoop Slam onto a freezer ( for the Fire & ICE match ). Piranha then grabs Bambi's hand and ... Piranha - " Come on, lets get you out of here ! " .... They are off !?! |
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Tely - " Folks, we didn't get to see that back stage brawl ourselves, but you did and I think Gubba and Piranha will be matched up again in the near future ! " Lucas - " Next we have too amazingly skilled martial artist, technical, submissionist, high flyers, they do it all, but I guarantee Plague will come out as the winner, Hex already lost his belt tonight, least I can do ... I mean .. hopefully Plague can pull at least one win in for his stable. " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to boo."Suicide" starts
playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entrance way. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he was denied afterlife in heaven so he
is making earth hell, the infected, the crazed Cheryl - " and his opponent ..... " Pyros go off as ' Killing in the name of .... ' by RATM hits the Arena
and The Jackal Strides proudly to the ring. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 242 lbs, he is ..... THE JACKAL !!!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Fans could not wait for this one, and neither could Plague or Jackal, both spring at each other like cats, striking as they pass and both landing on their feet. Jackal flies at Plague on the return with a Double Leg Shoulder Tackle(spear) and Plague leaps right over him, then he turns back at Jackal and flies at him with a Suicide Dive, but Jackal ducks. Tely - " Damn, and everybody was kung-fu fighting ! " Plague gets to his feet and both men try a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) and it gets nasty as legs entwine and they hit the mat. While both are down Plague goes for a Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn) and Jackal is trying for his Figure Four Leg Lock, both give up a few seconds and it's a stand off once again. Tely - " Those cats where fast as lightning ! " Jackal fakes a left hook and connects with a right, this sets up a series of punches that take Plague into the corner and then into a Noble Blood- Crucifix Powerbomb, but Plague is able to break out before three. Jackal is again at it with a Belly to Back Powerbomb(Screw Driver) and pin, but again before he can get three, Plague is out of the cover. Tely - " It was a little bit frightening ! " Jackal is loosing his kewl and tries a Snap Powerbomb, but Plague
drops his feet back and is now the one doing the Powerbomb on
Jackal. Both men are down for a bit, when Plague goes over to his corner
and pulls a set of brass knuckles out of his jacket. Plague then hides
the knuck's while waiting for Jackal to stand up, then plants Jackal
square in the jaw with them, and then removes and tosses the brass knuckles
out of the ring, without the referee seen any of it. Plague then goes
to the top rope for his Twisted Soul- Twisting Senton(bomb) and
scores it, then covers .... but at one ... Lucas - " What the fuc.... talk about poor sportsmanship, this means Hex & Banshee got nothing to do for awhile ! " The referee calls for the bell after the team move pulled on Plague, and the Elements of Destruction get in his face about it. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " ... and your winner via disqualification .... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... PLAGUE !!!!!!!!! " After the match, Bull & Piranha nail Plague with their Sacred Slam- Wheelbarrow Face First Powerbomb by Raging Bull and a Mat Slam from Piranha and then exit. Jackal meanwhile is pulling himself to his feet and asking the referee what the deal is. Then after nearly 1 minute. Jackal climbs the top ropes and hits the just recovering Plague with a Leap Of Faith- Flying Dragon Attack before he exits the ring himself. |
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Styles - " I know allot of people who say that Plague had that beating coming, but until he pulled those knuck's out, it was a great match ! " Lucas - " Well at least Plague got the win, Bull & Piranha are sticking their noses into SXW business, deeper and deeper ! " Tely - " Actually, I have been paying attention and Hex brought this on all of them, he started with EOD, not even Plague started it, nor Bull or Piranha, so ... " Lucas - " .... So cut to commercial dammit, and we where having such a good time and you had to go and rune it ! " Tely - " WHOAH ! " |
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Tely - " We are back folks, and next the match we did not make you wait for, FIRE vs. ICE ! " Styles - " ICE's catch phrase is catchy ! You cannot beat the fire, until you beat the ICE ! " Lucas - " Hope ICE doesn't catch a fever ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW Freezer &
Inferno match, where ICE must freeze Fire and Fire must burn ICE, there
is no waiting on this match up folks and it will have a20 minute time
limit ! " The ring has an inferno rail set around it and it blazes from red flames at 3 inches high to bursts of blue flame at near 12 inches in length, there are four double sized refrigerator, freezes around the ring on each side. ' Burning Down Da House' plays and a ring of fire appears around the
SXW ring, the lights are out as ... Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, from hell and back, they are .... Redd and ... FIRE !!!!!! " Cheryl - " .... and his opponent ..... " The lights dim as a ICE blue laser pans through the audience the the laser appears at the entrance way where ICE makes his way out.......... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 360 lb and from the Jersey Shores....... He is ....ICE !!!!!!! "
* * * The Bell Rings * * * The two mountains lock up in the middle of the ring, as they hold each other in a Death Grip , both are motionless, neither gaining or giving an inch of ground, then more amazing perhaps is that after a bout 20 seconds, steams starts to fume from where their hands are locked onto each other, it truly is fire vs. ice and now the thick clouds of steam distract and Fire pulls back, trying to score a quick Flapjack into a Bulldog but ICE counters and turns it into a Pump Handle Back Breaker. ICE lifts Fire up into a 3/4 Neck Breaker and then starts rolling him towards the ring adge and a freezer. Fire snaps out of his haze and rolls to his feet, tagging ICE with a Vertical Body Press on his way to his feet, then Fire hooks ICE into a Underhook Face Driver , Redd is outside the ring and directing Fire to toss ICE onto the inferno rail and win. Lucas - " Wow, look at that fire, she is hot ! " ICE is lifted into a Face First Airplane Spin Toss but he swivels out of it and scores a Coral Reef- Rolling Leg Lock, which is on Fire like a vise, ICE then drags Fire to the corner and tries to drop him in a freezer, steam again starts to pour from that locked ankle. Fire kicks ICE in the rear and it knocks him out of the ring, through the ropes, ICE rolls under the inferno rail. Styles - " Well, they are outside the ring now, this should be close to the end for one of these giants ! " Fire slides out of the ring and grabs ICE, trying to lift him into the inferno rail, but ICE gets his feet grounded and runs with Fire backwards into the freezer, using a Semi-Suplex to slam Fire into the freezer, but as ICE shuts the lid, Redd is there and she holds it up with her hand. ICE walks around the freezer and grabs Redd in a Choke Hold, that is when Fire leaps out of the freezer and drops and Elbow Smash onto the back of ICE's neck. Tely - " Man, she is hot ! " Redd is again directing Fire to toss ICE into the rails, and as he does an Irish Whip, ICE springs to life, reversing the toss and Fire crashes into the rail, breaking it in half and flames burst at maximum on his mask and chest, Redd runs for cover, ICE stands and watches. Tely - " ICE still has to freeze Fire, that was not his stipulation to win ! " Fire charges out from the flames and right into a Reverse Fireman's Carry into a drop and into the freezer, this time Redd is not around and ICE is successful in shutting the lid on him to win the match. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this Inferno/Freezer match via his match rules ....."
Cheryl - " ..... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... ICE !!!!!!!! " After the match, ICE does some fan hand shakes and exits the arena,
Redd lets Fire out of the freezer, since they are not locked, he is
not on fire, but his costume is burnt and his mask is hanging off by
half it's straps, Redd holds it fully to his face as they exit the arena,
and just before Fire exits he turns back to the ring and then raises
his hand, the inferno rails which went out once the line was broken,
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Styles - " Incredible match and awesome power by Fire and ICE, we have not seen the last of this classic battle ! " Lucas - " Both men have a place in my stable if they wished to join, having Fire & ICE on the same side, that been my side, that would be truly awesome ! " Tely - " Next was have another great match up, Ghost Eagle who is just reeling from the loss of Aeetos his great eagle companion to the likes of that no good Hex & Plague ! " Lucas - " Hey ! " Tely - " Well they are no good, so is their ..... uh 'em .... anywise, Ghost Eagle is ripped with rage and it will be focus on Trax for the next 10 minutes, I bet Lugg wishes he was at ring side for this one ! " Lucas - " I think Noh Cheating would be, but he always gets his ass kicked around match number 3 and is gone from ring side until the next show ! " All three - " LOL " |
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Cheryl - " The following is a standard match with a 15 minute
time limit ! " Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! " Cheryl - and his opponent ..... " Bells start ringing, as smoke appears around the entrance, ' Hell's
Bells ' starts playing, as a strange figure walks out of the entrance
way, he has by his side, a girl ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring with his managers, Trix & Cheyenne, from places best left unknown, he is ..... TRAX * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall ...... "
Cheryl - " .... he is ...... "
Cheryl - " ........ GHOST EAGLE !!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Wow, what another great match, even with a run-in ! " Lucas - " Tonight is full of run-in's ! " Styles - " That one was well deserved, now if only Cyric & Over Fiend get theirs hashed tonight as well, then I will go to sleep happy, Hex already got his hash handed to him by Dark Wind ! " Lucas - " And which is the lesser of two evils there Styles ? " Tely - One thing is clear, Shain Nelles is out for some more insanity as he clashes with the thug life brawler ... Deaken Knight ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Shain 'Krazee" Nelles walks down to the ring and sits in the spotlight
as Tifa is always 10 feet behind. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from Crystal City and quite insane he is ..... SHAIN ' KRAZEEEEEEE ' NELLES !!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent .... " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places across the globe, he is ....... DEAKEN KNIGHT !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The match started with Deaken taking most of the control, he hooked a Baseball Slide DDT and then a Belly to Back Waist Lock Suplex in to a pin, but Shain got right out and then took another Belly to Back Double Chickenwing Suplex into a pin, but again he slipped right out ! Styles - " Slippery little devil, ain't he !? " Shain 'KraZee' Nelles bounced back this time with a Side Suplex and then a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter) but Deaken kicked out of the follow up cover. Soon they locked up again and Nelles worked Deaken into a Headlock and then into his The Originater- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface), Deaken was in major pain, but do to his flailing around, his foot found the bottom rope and Nelles had to break the hold. Tely - " I think if not for that lucky foot drop, Nelles would have won it right there ! " Both men where back up and locked up one last time, Deaken scored an Irish Whip, but Nelles went into a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors that failed to bring Deaken Knight down, but still allowed Nelles to get behind him and score a Powerbomb , then Nelles dragged Deaken to mid ring and once again applied his The Originater- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface), it was only a matter of seconds before Deaken Knight tapped out. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via submission ..... "
Cheryl - " ... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " .... SHAIN ' KRAZEE ' NELLES !!!!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Well that match was fairly quick, Nelles taking out Deaken Knight with that Crossface hold of his ! " Lucas - " Nelles has always been a good technically sound wrestler, no matter how his crazy appearance and interviews are ! " Styles - " Not to mention his brother Phoenix, who has quite the history in wrestling as well, together they have held over 6 titles in the x-treme league's ! " Styles - " Well speaking of title holders and lengthy pasts in this league, Over Fiend is about to take on Mr. Fixit. maybe Lucas can tell us a little bit about Mr. Fixit and .... " Lucas - " No luck there Styles, I will say however, that Over Fiend has had this coming for a long time and nobody will feel sorry or him, believe me ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as Over Fiend makes his
way to the ring, making sure to swear at every fan, even stops to start
with some punk in the crowd, reaches in after him, but the runt is to
chicken to really fight. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of the Walls of Pain ..... Cheryl - " .. and his opponent ... " The classic ' Western Showdown ' complete with harmonica and whistle
plays over the sound system as the arena goes silent and remains so
until Mr. Fixit appears from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, standing at 8 feet tall and weighing in at 600 pounds he is .... MISTER ... FIXIT !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The match starts with Over Fiend marching right up to Mr. Fixit and talking shit to his face, then a lock up and push away, lock up and push away, this goes on for a bit, until Mr. Fixit picks Over Fiend right up and into a series of Turnbuckle Slams, then a mighty Choke Slam, and Over Fiend finds himself across the ring on his back. Styles - " Holy moly, I have never seen power like that before
! " Mr. Fixit walks over to Over Fiend and lifts him into a Choke Hold and then a Hanging Gorilla Press Slam without ever saying a word, or even a grunt as he picks up the 350 pounder. Over Fiend strikes back after he slides from the ring and around to sneak up on Mr. Fixit, which doesn't really work, but Over Fiend still hits a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) , only Mr. Fixit holds his ground and lift Over Fiend right up into a Jackknife Powerbomb and grounds the huge stone skinned man. Tely - " Mr. Fixit should go for the pin here . " Over Fiend is left to get on his feet and once he does, Mr. Fixit goes into a tackle stance and then hits Over Fiend with the most powerful Clothesline from Hell ever seen, whipping Over Fiend in circles before he hits the mat, the stone giant is down and out. Styles - " The referee is not calling the match, he has lifted
Over Fiend's arm three times already ! " Over Fiend is out for nearly 20 seconds, before he bounces back up like a freshly charged boxer, but Mr. Fixit is just waiting and lands the Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) that knocks Over Fiend over his back and flopped up on the turn buckles, where Mr. Fixit peels him right off, takes him to center ring and makes no signal for the end, he just lifts Over Fiend right up into a Last Ride Powerbomb, plants him and covers him for three ... with one foot ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this match, via pinfall ..... "
Cheryl - " .... he is ...... "
Cheryl - " ....... MR. FIXIT !!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Folks, that one does not even deserve my after thoughts, lets go to a commercial ! " Lucas - " What Tely, cannot handle that I am finally getting back some control around here, have no doubts, SXW is not going to be friendly for much longer ! " Styles - " After the break folks, we have Raging Bull taking on Whitesnake, this is a super natural showdown for the books, be here in 2 and 2 ! " |
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CARD GAME 210 different cards to power up your favorite S.X.W. wrestlers, as you and your friends go head to head in the S.X.W. card game, you can play singles matches to battle royal's, for ages 8 and up. Plus gold foil cards are randomly inserted into individual packs. ![]() |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " A lone wolf starts howling, before the first few bars of "Stairway
to Heaven" scream through the speakers.The fans are on their feet, booing
their heads off, as Whitesnake jumps from the scaffolding high above
the arena, and lands hard in front of the Xtreme-a-tron, slightly bending
the metal. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places unknown, he is .... WHITESNAKE !!!!!! " Cheryl - " .. and his opponent .... " Two horns appear on the titan tron Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, she is Christina and he is none other then the legendary horned Goliath ... RAGING BULL !!!!!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The two man-animals stalk each other in the ring, then lock up and push away, much like the previous battle, then they go through that routine. Soon Raging Bull is able to lift Whitesnake into a Inverted Face Lock Suplex, surprising everybody. Whitesnake is quick to his feet and then they engage in a turn over of Irish Whips into the turn buckles, until Bull tries his Raging Charge- Running Crossbody Splash in the Corner(Ho Train) which Whitesnake avoid at the last second. Styles - " That could end up costing the Bull ! " WS lifts Bull up into a Belly to Back Powerbomb and goes for the pin, but Bull kicks out at two, they both fight to their feet and then Whitesnake whips out a Flying Somersault Neck Breaker and pins Bull. Tely - " Again these huge monsters amazing fans with high flying moves ! " Raging Bull is able to get out at two and again they fight to their feet, this time Bull nails an Inverted Atomic Drop then a Elbow Smash and finally a Flap Jack which set Whitesnake up for the Underhook Face Driver, but the power of Whitesnake was still to great and he Back Dropped Bull to get out. Fans get behind Bull and the bullitees get into a chant as Bull avoids a fatal Snake Venom- Spinning Cobra Clutch Sleeper Hold and then slams Whitesnake with his Slaughterer- 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter) Styles - " This should be over folks ! " Bull goes and pins Whitesnake , but the monster kicks out just before the three falls, fans "oohhhh" and Raging Bull looks up in disbelief. Whitesnake is fighting back and gets an Arm Bar on Bull but this works against him as Bull back steps and slams Whitesnake into the corner, then finally scores his Raging Charge- Running Crossbody Splash in the Corner(Ho Train) and Whitesnake falls face first to the mat. Lucas - " Well, that signals the end for sure, simply amazing ! " Bull rolls Whitesnake over and makes the pin scoring a three count for the win ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " And your winner via pinfall ....... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... RAGING BULL !!!!!!!! " After the match, Christina jumps into the ring and leaps on Bull. They walks around the ring for the fans. Whitesnake stands up, Bull has his back turned to him .... and as he turns to see Whitesnake , staring at him ... they pause and Bull let's Christina down. The arena goes silent as they both stand still. Piranha is then seen walking and sometimes running to the ring, he then slides in and stands next to Raging Bull. Whitesnake then extends his and, to shake Bull's, as they do, slowly shake ... Whitesnake says ... WS - " You are a worthy opponent and leader, you have earned my respect, and so have your bullitees ! " The fans roar out as Raging Bull is again celebrated as the man in the ring, Whitesnake exits the ring during the fan pop and Bull theme. |
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As the Elements of Destruction are still in the ring, back stage Whitesnake is walking to the garage and to get his motorcycle, but once in there he sees Plague sitting on his bike. WS - " What do you think you are doing pasty boy and where is your nappy friend, Hex ?! " Plague - " You've been sucking up to Bull and the EOD, we don't like that, and maybe you should ... look up a little more fang face! " As Whitesnake looks up he is to late to move as Brandon Hex is leaping off a truck and driving a 2x4 across Whitesnake's forehead, knocking the beast out for a few moments, just long enough for Hex, Plague & Silver Banshee to carry and lift him up, into one of the freezers from Fire & ICE's match. Plague - " you see Whitey, working for Myphis, we get to know all there is to know about you bitches on his shit list, or the roster as fans call it, we found out about your phobia and we are going to expose it now ! " The Dirty Rotten's push Whitesnake down into the freezer and then shut the lid, then take three locks and lock Whitesnake into the freezer, they have it plugged in and working on the coldest setting. Hex - " When you where a little furry ball, seems you almost died out in the coldness of the Canadian mountains, so we thought if your gonna play nice with any would be heroes around here, we'd show you what we make of heroes and their fears ! " The Dirty Rotten's walk away from the freezer laughing, while Whitesnake is inside, awake and pounding on the lid, nearly busting the case apart, but the steel holds firm, he is trapped. |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an SXW Cage Match, where first
man out of the cage over the top or through the door, is the winner,
this match has a 10 minute time limit ! " ' Nothin's Gonna Stand in our Way ' by Spectre General blasts the PA
system as Havoc runs to the ring Cheryl - " Now standing in the ring, he is awesome power in human form, he is ..... HAVOC !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his opponent .... " The lights go out. Small bursts of flame shoot up in two rows along
the rampway. Aeon can be seen coming out through the gloom. He raises
his arms and the flames shoot to around head height. The lights return
and Aeon .... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, lead by Jack Nickel, he is ..... AEON !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Tely - " Both men stand in the ring, the 16 foot, steel cage surrounds the ring, just a foot and a half away from the ropes, they need to climb up and out over the top, or open the door and walk out, which is not always that easy ! " Havoc & Aeon lock up and quickly Havoc locks Aeon into a Belly to Belly but Aeon uses Reverse Elbows to smash Havoc in the face, the moves around his opponent and slams Havoc with a March of Time- Reverse Sidewalk Slam(Reverse Rock Bottom) and puts Havoc down quickly. Aeon then goes for the climb. Lucas - " I cannot believe this one is already over, Havoc sure ain't no Omega ! " Aeon is almost at the top, his manager, Jack Nickel is very pleased. But then out of nowhere, Havoc is across the ring and has one hand wrapped around Aeon's ankle, pulling him back into the ring, Nickel screams in rage at Havoc. Styles - " Damn, brother moves like a cat ! " Havoc hits Aeon with a Flying Forearm Smash and then Havoc leaps on the turn buckle to climb out, but Aeon is right back up, so havoc flips back into the ring with a Jumping Roundhouse Kick that knocks Aeon across the ring. Both men get up and make for separate corners and climb up .... Tely - " Holy cow, this one is going to be close folks, rarely does this ever happen in a cage match. " at the top, both Aeon 7 havoc stand up and look back at each other, both then turn towards the ring, amazed that the other man is up there just as fast, leaping off now for a win, might not cut it for either, to close to call and they cannot live with that ! Lucas - " WTF ! " Havoc and Aeon both start to walk along the narrow cage top rim, towards one another, a good 40 feet for each to meet at the corner. Tely - " Bite my tongue, rarely does this ever happen in a cage match ! " Havoc & Aeon walking the top of the cage, finally meet at one corner and lock up, both get pushed back and have to keep balanced, then both try to take advantage and leap with kicks across the corner to the opposite sides, much like Phantom Menace and the jedi showdown. both land on the cage rim, still balanced. Meanwhile outside the ring, it looks like Jack Nickel might try and hit Havoc in the ankles with that steel chair he is trying to hid from the referee. Havoc and Aeon lock up again and havoc takes a chance at pushing down, Aeon falls into it and wham, 16 feet back first into the ring, Havoc is in the clear, that is when Jack Nickel uses the chair, but leaping up and trying to hit Havoc, but he totally misses and Havoc gives a disgruntled stare. Styles - " Havoc should just splash on top of Nickel and win this thing ! " Nickel is trying to let Havoc know once he does get down, he still
intends to hit him with the chair, and then Aeon gets up and grabs Havoc's
ankles, but Havoc holds his ground and just as he starts to kick Aeon
off ...... Havoc gives a mighty kick off to Aeon who flies back into the ring again, but Havoc lost his footing and falls belly first onto the cage rim, then while leaning head side over the cage, Over Fiend is tall enough to crack the chair seat right onto the back of Havoc's skull. Styles - " This is the night of run-in's to say the least ! " In the cage, Havoc is totally busted open, his skull is crimson red. Aeon did not even see Over Fiend, so he once standing thinks Nickel did this to Havoc and he is not very happy about it. Aeon is walking to the door when Havoc tries to jump into the ring, but lands badly and falls, his blood now smears the ring tarp. Aeon looks back and then still walks to the door, Havoc crawls, finally grabbing Aeon's ankle. Havoc starts to stand up, Aeon looks down at him like he is truly a resilient opponent .. then with out mercy, Aeon lifts Havoc into a Suplex into a Powerslam(Jackhammer) and plants him mid ring, left bloody and down, Aeon finally walks right out of the ring, through the cell door. Jack Nickel is there to greet him, Over Fiend nowhere in sight.
* * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .. and your winner via getting out of the steel cage first ..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is ...... "
Cheryl - " ........ AEON !!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Damn, another great match ruined by a run-in ! " Lucas - " Comes around, goes around, I am not quite sure what to make of Aeon just yet, he seems .... usable ! " Styles - " That Havoc is something else, even now he is getting up, that cut has cost him lots of blood, he should be on a stretcher ! " Tely - " Nope, Havoc is walking out, fans are giving him their support, everybody is on their feet, he's not going out like that ! " Styles - " Folks, the steel cage is been lifted, wow, how do we rotate all those cells & cages !? " Tely - " Black magic, LOL ! " Lucas - " But seriously folks, next we have BKB vs. HKK, in a hard-core match, oppps ... did I give away the surprise already !? " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and his dozens of fans, are screaming for blood ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring he is ...the crazy, freaky ...HARDKORE KID !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his opponent .... " 'Get Ready For The Launch' plays as Billy K. Bonk comes out from backstage
as his image highlights the X-Tremetron video screen. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, prepare for Sexual
Velocity with ... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!! "
* * * The Bell Rings * * * Hardkore Kid Irish Whips Billy K. Bonk across the ring and almost over the turn buckle. Billy K. Bonk then dodges a spear which slams Hardkore Kid though the turn buckles, into the steel ring post. Billy K. Bonk takes Hardkore Kid out from them and into a Pump Handle Slam, but Hardkore Kid stands right up only to walk into a Shoulder Breaker. Billy then exits the ring to grab stuff from under the ring. ( Tool box, Broom that somebody has written 'ERIC' on it with a black marker and several lids and street signs. Hardkore Kid is up and grabs the Stop sign, almost slicing BKB's head off with it, but he dodges and rolls knocking Hardkore Kid down with a Leg Sweep, then Billy K. Bonk starts to sweep, with the broom, taking it across Hardkore Kid 's back like a whip, the bristles fly ever where, then Billy K. Bonk breaks the handle over Hardkore Kid 's head. All three announcers - " Ewwwwww ! " Billy then takes Hardkore Kid into a DDT onto a garbage can lid, then Billy grabs Hardkore Kid and asks for a microphone. Billy K. Bonk- " Say I quit Kid ! " Billy then slams HKK with a left turn sign and then a Belly to Back Suplex, again Billy K. Bonk gets the microphone. Billy K. Bonk - " Say it Kid, save yourself allot of pain ! " Hardkore Kid lands a Mule Kick to the back of BKB's head, then Hardkore Kid slams him with a Flying Neck Breaker and then a Flying stop sign shot. HKK - " I ain't gonna let you give up Billy, I am going to knock you out bitch ! " Hardkore Kid grabs the toolbox and charges at Billy K. Bonk with it and slams it across his head, Billy K. Bonk falls face first to the mat. Bonk is not looking to good. Hardkore Kid is wasting time by exiting the ring to grab a steel chair. Once back in the ring Billy K. is wobbling to get to his feet, but it was just playing possum, he Spinning Heel Kicks the chair back into Hardkore Kid 's face. Styles - " Is this match going how you wanted it to Lucas ?! " Billy K. Bonk then grabs the steel chair and climbs the ropes with it and then slams it onto HKK while doing his Sexual Velocity- The Stroke, off the top Turnbuckle, Billy K. Bonk ten grabs the microphone again. Billy K. Bonk - " Say it HKK ! " Bonk bonk's the microphone across HKK's head a few times then he locks Hardkore Kid into the Head Vice and is yelling for Hardkore Kid to say it, SAY IT ! " But we all know he never will. Billy then slams Hardkore Kid onto a few signs with his Kalamity Drop- Firemen's carry into a Brainbuster(Death Valley Driver) and then goes back to the Head Vice and yelling. So Lucas Myphis, jumps the gun when he announced .... Lucas - " Hardkore Kid you are disqualified for not giving up when you know you are beat, this is for your own good ! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " ... and your winner via disqualification .... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!! " After the match, Billy K. Bonk and Hardkore Kid are stunned and look at Myphis, who is ignoring both of them. Bonk's music is playing and he appeals to the fans, then exits the ring, Hardkore Kid is still looking at Myphis, just hanging over the ropes leering at him, then he turns and runs across the ring, leaps over the top ropes and slams into BKB's back with a Kore Kick- Flying Crane Kick, knocking him down onto the arena floor and then spitting on his back and walking out the arena, up the ramp, while now his music plays. |
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Back stage, Raging Bull, Christina & Piranha are about to exit the arena, in their limo, but as they walk down the lot, they se Whitesnake's motorbike is still there, but did not see him in the locker room area's. So Bull looks around a bit, seems to hear a muffled voice and banging. They follow the sound and reach the freezer that Whitesnake is locked in, quickly Bull & Piranha grab polls and pry the cover right off, freeing Whitesnake, who is a bit clostraphopic and was once trapped in a avalanche of snow. Bull - " Who did this too you man ? " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Now picking himself up, drunk, off the ground backstage and about to
make his way to the ring... From Montreal,Canada... weighing 235lbs...
Chris LeSponduluex! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Montreal,
Canada, he is the master of many holds ... Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... " Fans go silent .... ' Bodies ' by Danzig, begins to play and the fans scream when the lights
die .... Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places best left unknown ... he is ... CYRIC !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The match starts much like Over Fiend vs. Mr. Fixit, with the smaller man, walking up to the mountain and taking smack up to him. Cyric stares down and then takes a flat out punch in the face, without moving. Chris LeSpondeluex shrieks ' FUCK ' as Cyric back hands him and Chris slams into the ropes and runs off them and right into a Chokeslam. Styles - " Awesome power from Cyric, lord of Darkness ! " Chris LeSpondeluex is up and nails a Flying Clothesline , this pushed Cyric back a bit, and sets him up for a Super Kick, but Cyric is still standing, so CS leaps into a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana), but Cyric not only holds his ground, but he Face Plants LeSpondeluex as well. Lucas - " Ouch, Cyric is almost toying with LeSpondeluex ! " Cyric lifts Chris up and sets into a Belly to Back Suplex , but somehow, Chris LeSpondeluex wiggles his feet and flips out, then darts around Cyric and has him into a Belly to Back Suplex , but just like that Cyric folds his legs back and gets out to dart around and now has Chris in the Belly to Back Suplex and he scores it, but Chris is not down for long and then he and Cyric go through this again, only this time with Belly to Belly (Tombstone)Piledrivers, and again Cyric scores it.This time Cyric crosses the arms of Chris LeSpondeluex and makes the pin. Styles - " This one is over folks ! " Somehow Chris kicks out, but that was probably a mistake. After he get to his feet he locked into a Cross Arm Breaker but again somehow this guy rolls out of Cyric's move and places one of his own on the demonlord. Chris goes for his Ankle Lock Achilles Tendon Hold, but Cyric stays balanced on one foot and drives his Forearm down on Chris's back. Cyric signals the fans for the end and delivers a Touch of Cain- Front Faced Suplex Off Top Rope to Chris LeSpondeluex, and then does not pin him, instead he lets the dazed man stagger to his feet and then with a powerful haymaker, plants a right hook into his jaw, knocking Chris LeSpondeluex and one of his front teeth right out ! Lucas - " Son of a ...... " Cyric stands over Chris, who is out cold, the referee makes the call .... * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this match via knock out ..... "
Cheryl - " ..... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ....... CYRIC !!!!!!!!!! " |
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Styles - " Glad that is over, seems LeSpondeluex lost a tooth in that match ! " Lucas - " Hopefully that is the last poorly booked match in SXW history ! " Tely - " Folks be back here in 2 and 2, when we finally see Lugg vs. Red Raven, best 2 of 3 and Hard-core match and title all in our last 20 minutes ! " |
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Tely - " Folks, join us in in four days for our first Lucas Fury show, where Ms. Myphis has booked several matches and we should see her in some management positions !? " Lucas - " What did you just say ?! " Styles - " Without further ado, he is the main event ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following matches are all hard-core rules and are
the best 2 of 3, for the SXW hard-core Championship Title belt ! The
entire series of matches has a 20 minute time limit ! " 'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring . Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG !!!!!! " Cheryl - " .. and his opponent .... " Cheryl - " Ladies and gentlemen...about to come down the aisle, he is from Perth, Australia...THE RED RAVEN !!!! " The Red Raven enters right when his theme starts, and will out walking to fast, The Red Raven is in the ring in mere seconds. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Neither goes or weapons, rather locking up and switching Arm Bars and Headlocks. Lugg finally sneaks a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep , but The Red Raven gets up right away and strikes back with a Spinning Heel Kick , then he uses the ropes and delivers a Missile Drop-kick , then he tries to pin Lugg, but only gets one. Lucas - " This is going to take more then that, on either man's part ! " The Red Raven twists Lugg into a The Raven's Nest- Reverse Figure Four, but Lugg is very quick to counter, so The Red Raven starts working Baseball Slides and Knee Smashes into Lugg's knee's. Meanwhile Lugg is getting in a good haymaker here and there. Finally Lugg again powers into Raven and nails him with a Powerslam and then gets The Red Raven up into a Cobra Clutch Neck Breaker , then Lugg applies his Nutt-Clutch- Cobra Clutch into a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep, but once into the Leg Sweep, Raven holds his ground, they again have a power struggle, ending with a Heel Kick from The Red Raven . Styles - " Amazing agility by both men and both seem to favor submission moves, although this is for the Hard-core title ! " The Red Raven Irish Whips Lugg into the ropes and back for a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricarana) , but Lugg holds on and they both get some mat impact and stay down. Soon The Red Raven is up, but Lugg was playing possum, allowing himself to be slipped into The Red Cross- Reverse Texas Cloverleaf/Sleeper, but he countered right away with few Reverse Elbow Smashes. Tely - " This is getting more hard-core ever second ! " Lugg exits the ring and is quickly back in with a steel chair and The Red Raven stands up and turns right into a chair shot to the head. The Red Raven is down and Lugg tosses the chair outside the ring, he then coves The Red Raven ... but only gets two. So then Lugg takes the half knocked out The Red Raven up into his Fixxer-Upper- Brainbuster DDT , then after he is down, Lugg places The Red Raven into the Lugg-Clutch- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine, which snapped Raven right out of his 'dazed' state and into a 'in pain' state ! Lugg is putting on the pressure, after much resistance The Red Raven finally taps out to the Lugg-Clutch ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via submission.... "
Cheryl - " .... of round one goes to..... "
Cheryl - " ... LUGG-NUTT !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Round two picks up quickly with Lugg nailing a few Elbow Smashes into TRR's spine, that hurts allot, but The Red Raven rolls out of the ring, Lugg is too quick to go after him and gets Irish Whiped into the ring stairs and then once Lugg is back on his feet, The Red Raven is there to drive a chair onto his skull. Lucas - " Damn, those chairs are expensive, how much have I spent this show on accessories ?! " The Red Raven rolls Lugg into the ring, then tosses in the ring stairs. Once back in the ring, The Red Raven drives Lugg to the mat with a Even Flow DDT, then sets him up for a Tilt-a-Whirl Back Breaker across he stairs, but half way through, Lugg turns it into a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricarana) and drives The Red Raven into the side of the stairs. Styles - " Damn, is Lugg going two in a row ?! " Lugg kicks the stairs aside and pins Raven, but only gets two. Lugg
signals the fans for his Bombs Away- Reverse Bulldog to plant
Raven on the stairs, but then from the back out bursts TRIX ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via pinfall.... "
Cheryl - " .... of round two goes to..... "
Cheryl - " ... THE RED RAVEN !!!!!! " Styles - " Folks it is on too round three, Lugg vs. Raven, this one with decide the SXW Had-core title holder for our new bosses proclaimed all new SXW era ! " Lugg and Raven are both down, given lots of time to get up, but after nearly two minutes they stand, and then have a sloppy fist fight, which leads quickly around the ring and soon right in front of the announcers table. Lugg then drives The Red Raven face into it over and over. Lucas - " Hey, Hey, chill out on our table, enough expenses tonight already ! " Lugg warns the announcers to stand back as he walks The Red Raven and himself up onto the table, then he signals for a Face Plant, but as he twitches to do so, the table's left side gives way under their feet and they both fall onto it and slide with it to the ground and are both again half unconscious ! Styles - " Folks, this is as hard-core as it gets, both men totally
drained of energy ! " Lugg starts to move first, he is half up once The Red Raven starts to get up. Lugg lifts and drops The Red Raven over the crowd barrier, then drags him by his hair to the ring and rolls him in. Once Lugg slides in right away as if charged with energy, The Red Raven slides into Lugg knocking him down and into a The Raven's Nest- Reverse Figure Four, Lugg is in awesome pain, but he fights it all he can, dragging them both to the ring's edge, Lugg reaches over and grabs that Kendo stick, but The Red Raven lets go to dodge, then they stand and have a power struggle over the Kendo stick. Styles - " We are creeping on 20 minutes her Myphis, what's the
plan ?! " Finally the Kendo stick snaps in half and splinters everywhere, then The Red Raven nails a boot to the belly of Lugg and then a Neck Breaker, once down Raven dares to try his The Raven Bomb- Top Rope Headbutt, missing it when Lugg rolls out of the way and then dives on The Red Raven or the cover. Styles - " What turn overs, is this going to be it !? " Nope, The Red Raven kicks out at two and is slowly lifted into a Nutt-Clutch- Cobra Clutch into a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep and then a Piledriver , but The Red Raven uses his legs to out balance Lugg and now he has the Piledriver and scores it, covering Lugg right after! But only getting two, so The Red Raven then exits the ring, grabs two chairs. Lucas - " OK, the time is getting close, I may have to call this one ! " The Red Raven back in the ring and sets up one chair for sitting, then he lets Lugg get up, pushes him into the chair, sitting in it. The Red Raven sizes up Lugg and swings, but Lugg ducks, moves out and Face Drives The Red Raven onto the chair seat, he also stays down after the turn around. Styles - " 19 minutes folks ! " Both to their feet at the same time, once they lock up Raven scores a series of Knee Lifts and twists Lugg into his The Red Cross- Reverse Texas Cloverleaf/Sleeper, using a chair to sit on Lugg back during this submission hold, it's 30 seconds of major grinding of bones and muscles in the wrong directs before Lugg finally taps out ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winner of the final round via submission .... "
Cheryl - " .... and your new SXW Hard-core Champion ..... "
Cheryl - " ... THE RED RAVEN !!!!!! " |
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Incredible action as 14 matches (16 all day) take place and Lucas Myphis
makes his mark on faces and heels alike, even his own stable !
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Dark Wind aims for his targets and has deadly accuracy as he scams and
defeats Brandon Hex out of his own Darkness title !
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Fan favorite for the One World Championship, Ghost Eagle is still without
Aeetos, but he has the fans and the drive to be the one !?!
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The Red Raven & Lugg finally have it out, possible controversial epic
battle ending with The Red Raven as SXW Hard-core Champion!
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.....Join us in three days for FRIDAY NIGHT FURY !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage The Mysterious own3r of X-Treme Island and SXW federation, is watching the match, he is in the shadows, two large men stand off to his side, as he talks aloud about Turmoil's a bit. Own3r - " Well so far none of the others have returned ?! " Own3r - " Raven, Lugg, Fiend, Ahala, Cyric, Jackal and Hardkore Kid are all in my grasp ..... the two who could stop me is gone, never to be seen again .... in time they shall all learn the truth, and then they will pay for what they did to me, each and every one of them ! " Own3r - " ........... How quickly ... some forget ..... " The Beginning has begun ! |