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results 01/12/2001
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Friday Night Fury
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Post vs. Rage
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Standard Match
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Frost vs. Wildthing
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Hard-core Match
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none
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none
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The Jackal vs. Deaken Knight
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Ahala vs. April Knight
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Ghost Eagle vs. Hardman Gubba
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Sisters of Hell vs. The Titans
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Standard Tag Team Match
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none
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none
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Noh Cheating vs. Short Round
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Dark Wind vs. Theo Blitz vs.
The Masked Ronin |
Triple THreat / Elimination
Title Match |
DC
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none
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Billy K. Bonk vs. Brandon Hex
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Standard Match
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none
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Mini Guantlet
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Billy K. Bonk vs. Plague
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Standard Match
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none
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Mini Guantlet
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Aeon vs. Planeswalker
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Lugg vs. Over Fiend
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Hard-core Match
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none
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none
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Cyric vs. CoolmanP
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Japanese Deeath Match
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none
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Hell in the Cell
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" KRYPTONITE " BY THREE DOORS DOWN
& S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE
31,512 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " ' What's my Age !' by Blink 182 blasts the arena and the menacing Post herself skips to the ring, wielding her Hardkore Kid brand cookie sheet wrapped in chicken wire and barbie heads, in the background her X-Tremetron video ends with her SXW comicbook character's image. Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she is the side kick of
the ever living Hardkore Kid ... she is ..... POST !!! " * * * BELL RINGS * * * * * * BELL RINGS * * * * * * BELL RINGS * * * |
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Lucas - " WTF, that match was totally ruined by Planeswalker, I hope Noh Cheating is marking this own ! " Styles - " Folks, sorry about that, looks like their is no winner of our first match, both women have been injured and cannot continue tonight, thanks to Planeswalker ! " Tely - " How you like them apples Lucas ? Well next we have a match, that is hard-core, for sure can end with a winner, and Post's stable mate, Wildthing, who reclaimed his name earlier this week, is now taking on Frost, the man with no heart, thanks to Cyric ! " Styles - " Do you see a pattern here ?! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title, hard-core matches, this match has a 15 minute time
limit ! " The lights go out as the music plays over the arena. Blue pyros shoot out of the entrance ramp as Frost drops down to the ring from the ceiling holding a torch. He then eats the flame and blows a blue flame from his mouth to the amused crowd. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, combining fire & ice, he is ..... FROST
!!!!! " Cheryl - " Now coming to the ring, from Monterey, California and weighing
in at 170 lb ... he is .... WILDTHING !!! " Lucas - " Son of a bitch, what is this freak of nature trying
to do, put me out of business ?! " |
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Styles - " Well folks, we will take a break while Lucas takes his heart medicine ! " Tely - " I guess your wives show is not going so smooth aye Lucas !? " Lucas - " If I wasn't choking on these pills right now, gag, gag, I'd fire you Tely ! " |
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Tely - " Folks, we are back and Ms. Myphis has asked to come out for some explanation on the first two matches of tonight and she will resolve these problems ! " Lucas - " That's my baby ! " |
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'Girls Just Wanna Have Funny ' begins to play and the fans go silent,
then of course, every fanboy in the joint starts to hoot & hauler
as Ms. Myphis walks out from the back and slowly to the ring. microphone
in hand ! Ms. Myphis - " So this is my first show and I planned to give
the fans what they want ... " Ms. Myphis - " And I have booked a nice and full ( Breaths in and arches her back ) card, for you fans, but then this Planeswalker want to come out and rune my show, for some reason, he has not yet even hinted to, so Mr. Planeswalker, you want to push the Myphis family ?! " Ms. Myphis - " Well Mister ... we push back ... so you are no longer set to be part of the Last Man Standing tournament ... ( fans boo ) but you will still be at the PPV, not in the tournament and no chance at the SXW One World Title, but more like a singles match where we all know what will happen ... when you face ..... The classic ' Western Showdown ' complete with harmonica and whistle
plays over the sound system as the arena goes silent and remains so
until Mr. Fixit appears from behind the curtain. Ms. Myphis - " So Mr. Planeswalker ..... I hope this teaches you to stop messing with my card and my matches, and see you at Last Man Standing, babe ! " " Girls Just Wanna Have Fun " plays again as Ms.Myphis & Mr. Fixit exit the arena to thunderous boo's from fans. |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Pyros go off as ' Killing in the name of .... ' by RATM hits the Arena
and The Jackal Strides proudly to the ring. |
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Tely - " Well OK then, explains a bit of what he has done here tonight, looks like another super powered, super natural is going to be a pain in the old, Myphis ass ! " Lucas - " Tely, sometimes you just do not know when to quit and I mean that literally ! " Styles - " Jackal got the win, he own3d Deaken who got it turned around and nearly won it himself, but again Planeswalker's agenda had nothing to do with either of theirs ! " Tely - " Next was have a battle of the super babes, as Ahala takes on April Knight ! " |
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' Girls Just Wanna Have Fun ' begins to play again as the fans now
know that Ms. Myphis will be coming out ( hehe ) Ms. Myphis - " Well it seems Planeswalker is not going to listen to reason, so like I said, Mr. Fixit will take care of him at LMS, if Aeon doesn't take him out tonight ! " Ms. Myphis - " More so I am out here to talk about a friend of
mine and Lucas's ! " Ms. Myphis - " And about a women, who is not such a good friend of mine nor of SXW, in her days she has held many titles, one was the goddesses title, which she decreed not fit for this island and it's champion, and that women would compete with men on the same level, for all the same titles ..... of course I am speaking of the self-righteous Ahala ! " Ms. Myphis - " And tonight she faces April Knight, who is not only a lead dancer in our X-Treme Girlz, but she is also the manager to the two giants, that I think will claim the SXW World Tag Team titles, and they are Crimson Scourge & Green Death ! " Ms. Myphis - " All of them have matches tonight and poor Jackal
is set to face both these men by himself next week, wonder who booked
that one ?! " Ms. Myphis - " So lets bring out the ladies ! " ' One Touch of Poison ' by Lita Ford begins to play as .... Cheryl - " and her opponent ! " ' Pulling Teeth ' begins to play as Ahala makes her way to the ring Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, standing at well over six feet tall and mistress of the power bomb...she is.... AHALA !!!!!!!! " Ahala is in the ring, she stares down Ms. Myphis, while April stands next to her, smiling. Aislinn teleports out of the arena and the Titans are ordered back stage by April. Ms. Myphis - " Well Ahala, I am glad we finally get to meet face to face, in the new SXW, where it's not super natural, it's all natural ( Ahala, Ms. Myphis & April Knight ) Styles - " Wow, those three women are sure well endowed ! " Ms. Myphis - " So Ahala, you want to fight men, be treated as equals and yet you know you use your womanly features to your every advantage, along as it suits you, well your in the SXW and we specialize on pissing of your kinda people, the self righteous and since April Knight here is, well, every bit a women, this will be a topless over the tope rope match and have a 10 minute time limit, nuff said ! " Ms. Myphis exits the ring with the microphone. Ahala is yelling at her over the ropes, when April Knight sneak attacks with a Reverse Hair Drag Take Down. |
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referee - Ms. Myphis sits on Lucas's lap and watches the match. * * * BELL RINGS * * * April Knight then locks Ahala into a Headlock and takes her around the ring, but the amazon is much stronger, she busts out and takes April from rope to rope, via Irish Whips. ( Something tells me April like that ). Then April finds herself locked into the Scorpion Death Lock but find the ropes and Ahala breaks after a few seconds. April Knight is up and strikes with several moves, finally landing her Off the Top Rope Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors (Rana) and then April tried to remove her top, part of a 2 piece spandex outfit, while April wears her string bikini, probably hoping to lose. Ahala saves her top and gets to her feet, landing April with a Flying Spinning Heel Kick and then her Chokeslam, Ahala then started on April's string bikini, but right then, Green Death & Crimson Scourge returned to ring side, distracting the referee and at the same time, Ahala had removed April's Top. Ahala lifted April up by her hair and to her feet, the fans where going crazy and camera flashes where almost blinding, then in a flash, Ahala lifted and tossed April out of the ring over the top rope ..... but Crimson Scourge & Green Death still had the referee's back turned, so Ahala went to get him clued in. Ms. Myphis - " Will you boys excuse me a for a second ! " Ms. Myphis runs over to the down April Knight, and Ms. Myphis pulls a bikini top out of her pocket, one just like April was wearing, she then help April to her feet, gets the new bikini top on her and helps her slide back into the ring, just as Ahala finally gets the referee to take a look at the match. Green Death & Crimson Scourge had backed off, but once the referee and Ahala saw the still clothed April Knight.... Green Death got on the ring apron and reached in, grabbed Ahala and pulled her to the ropes, and then he dropped out, ripping Ahala's top completely off by it's zipper. Fans went crazy seen the amazon's rack and as the referee was turning towards Ahala's, April Knight darted by him and Clotheslined Ahala right over the top rope and out of the ring, with her top off and the referee noticed right after Ahala stood back up and say the spandex top on the rings edge. * * * BELL RINGS * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via putting her topless opponent out of the ring ..... "
Cheryl - " ..... she is ..... "
Cheryl - " ...... APRIL KNIGHT !!!!!! " After the match, Ahala went right after the Titans, it was kinda funny watching a half naked women pummel to giant's like Crimson Scourge & Green Death, but she realized three against one was a no win and she covered herself and walked to the back. |
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Styles - " Lucas, your wife has to book more matches like that ! " Tely - " I cannot believe I work for this place and you Lucas ! " Lucas - " It's that fricken clause in your eternal contract that saves you a trip home right now Tely ! " Tely - " Whatever, next we have Ghost Eagle taking on Hardman Gubba, lately Ghost Eagle has been the trail of Hex, who is also here tonight, hopefully this match is clean ! " Ms. Myphis kisses Lucas and then she walks to the back, during Hardman's intro, he scopes her backside as she walks past him. |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " ' American Women ' plays as Hard Man Gubba walks out from backstage
..... Cheryl - " Coming down the ramp, possibly the most worthless piece of...uh...Hard Man Gubba!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent " A clap of thunder leads to the opening notes of "In the End".A loud
Indian war-cry is heard, as Ghost Eagle emerges from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! " * * * BELL RINGS * * * The match was a no contest, Hardman Gubba gave Ghost Eagle everything he had, and everytime Ghost Eagle would counter or dodge, nobody scored a pin early, but once Ghost Eagle let Hardman Gubba wear himself out it was show time, scoring many series of moves. It was as if Ghost Eagle was envisioning Gubba as Hex ( plus a foot & a half ) and taking same aggression out on him. Tely - " I'd hate to be Gubba right now ! " Gubba nailed his The Gubba Spear- Charge into opponents Legs, Takedown and then when that totally failed, he then tried his Mini Avalanche- Cross Body Splash, which also failed, Ghost Eagle this time kept hold of Gubba and face planted him to the mat with his a Rain Dance-Hammerlock with Neck Submission, but Gubba had his foot on the ropes and Ghost Eagle quickly broke clean. Tely - " Ghost Eagle is owning Hardman Gubba ! " Finally Ghost Eagle planted a Suplex into a Powerslam(Jackhammer) and then locked Hardman into the War Cry- Dragon Sleeper, while this was going on for several seconds, Big Al was talking to Noh Cheating about something, but they where not fighting, seemed to be agreeing with each other. Hardman Gubba was almost passed out, but he got the burst of last minute energy and broke free, but he was only free to walk into a boot and then the Great Spirits-Underhook Piledriver and was pinned very quickly for three by Ghost Eagle. Styles - " Damn, Ghost Eagle made short order of Hardman Gubba,
get it, short order !? " * * * BELL RINGS * * * Cheryl - " and the winner of this match via pinfall ..... "
Cheryl - " .... he is ..... "
Cheryl - " ....... GHOST EAGLE !!!!!! " After the match, Ghost Eagle quickly exits the ring and heads back stage, clearly he is looking to find Hex or Plague before their matches tonight, meanwhile Big Al is still talking to Noh Cheating, when none other then Short Round appears in the crowd, and is lifted by two fans over the guard rail, so he can sneak into the ring, behind Gubba with a hockey stick ! As Gubba is standing up, Short Round Low Blows him from behind, with the hockey stick, not once, but twice, Hardman Gubba drops like a sack of potatoes, Big Al is held back when Short Round nearly slaps him with the hockey stick ... Cheryl hands Shorty her microphone
Short Round exits the ring while his intro music plays and Big Al enters the ring, but does not help Gubba to his feet, only mocks him for getting hockey jocked by the 4 footer. |
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Styles - " Folks, I am so sorry for all these warning to the roster type interviews, or run-in's, whatever you wanna call them, this is not what the staff has planned when we set up a show, we want clean and clear winners of matches and such, not these sneak attacks and distractions ! " Lucas - " Well, I like the good kinda run-in's ! " Tely - " Are those the ones you plan to put your guys over ? " Lucas - " Correct ! " |
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Tely - " Folks we are back, and now it is the Titans turn to take on the Sisters of Hell and folks are saying these men may be giants, but those women are no ladies, in fact they have fans, wings & claws, so only one way to find out who will come out on top, to watch and learn ! " Lucas - " Yeah, these ladies or whatever you call them ... used their little magic trick to get signed to SXW, I swear these freak would never have made it on the island, lord knows, I would not allow mutants or demons to be here on my island !" |
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for SXW non title,
tag team matches, and will have a 15 minute, time limit ! " Glass is heard shatter, and the Sisters of Hell come
out. They stand on the ramp for a while, then move down the ramp and
into the ring. Angel stands behind the two
Cheryl - " and their opponents .... " ' Powerful Horns & Thundering Drums' begins to play as .... * * * Bell Rings * * * Both Angel & April stayed at ring for this one as Green Death & Despair started it out. Despair is able to dodge all of Green Death's Clotheslines with ease, then she started in with punches and nearly knocked the green giant down, but he held onto her and they both spilled out of the ring, through the ropes, then on the floor, Green Death slammed Despair with a Chokeslam. Green Death then tossed Despair back into the ring and he tagged in Crimson Scourge, together they picked up the green skinned hottie and nailed their Double DDT and pinned Despair, but she is incredible strong and kicked out of Crimson's cover. Lucas - " Green is my favorite color ! " Despair nailed a Low Blow and leaped to tag in Carnage, who leaped right onto Crimson Scourges face and was like a frenzied cat, clawing at his mask and hair. Styles - " Yak in the face, yak in the face ! " Crimson Scourge simply Powerbombed Carnage off of him and made another cover, but she also kicked out, shocking April Knight who watched at ring side. Crimson Scourge tagged in Green Death and went to Double Clothesline Carnage, but she ducked and returned with a Flying Leg Splits Heel Kick to both men, then a Missile Drop-kick knocked Crimson over the top rope. Lucas - " Red is my favorite color ! " Carnage tagged in Despair and together they hit Green Death with the Sandwich Shoulder/Knee Lifts and he was down, taking a series of Elbow Drops and then finally the ladies nailed their Senton Bomb to Hell- Double Senton Bomb with victim laying in middle of ring. Carnage gets the bottom half while Despair takes the top half. and Despair made the cover. referee - " .. ....1. " Suddenly Angel, the SOH manager is heard screaming and Despair breaks her hold to look. As everybody turns to Angel, they see April is holding a liquid spray bottle like a gun and pointing it at Angel, who has been splashed once and the water is causing her skin to steam and boil. Styles - " What is she a vampire, is that holy water !? " Outside the ring, Crimson Scourge and Carnage lock it up and neither can get to April or Angel. In the ring, Despair has her back to Green Death and is leaning over the ropes to try and grab April, but Green Death uses that to simply lift and slam her with his Crucified- Crucifix Powerbomb and pin her for three, getting his team the win. * * * Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and your winners, via pinfall ...... "
Cheryl - " ... they are ... "
Cheryl - " ....... THE TITANS !!!!!!!! " After the match, April Knight got into the ring with her Titans, while Carnage & Despair helped the skin boiled Angel backstage and to some type of black magic cure for her injuries. |
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Styles - " Wow, but Ahala will not like this matches out come, nor the jackal ! " Tely - " Well folks, it seems Noh Cheating has made it to match 7 for the night, breaking his previous streak of match 3, but he faces the biggest mouth in SXW, on the short round, so lets see if Noh can fight past his injured caused by c4 and CoolmanP and finally get himself a win ! " Lucas - " I doubt it ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is a standard match, and is between
two of the shortest wrestlers alive! " 'Barbie Girl' booms out through the arena and boos come from the crowd,
down to the ring comes No Cheating holding up a place card saying just
that. " NOH CHEATING ! " ' My Name is ... Short Round ' starts to kick a beat and as the lyrics
begin to roll out walks Short Round, fans pop as he raps his way to
the ring. Short Round - " We gonnah kick this shiznit old school, with that
rapping weed smoking fool, that's the shorty of this fed, and he ain't
right in the head, but that's just me messing ...... SHORT ROUND !!!!!
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Tely - " Wow, Noh Cheating did actually win the match and he did it fair and square of course, that will be about the only fair match of the night ! " Lucas - " Too bad for The Masked Ronin he is matched up against Dark Wind & Theo Blitz, no space for honor here ! " Styles - " Moving right along folks, breaking the halfway mark with are only title match for this Fury, and it's gonna get dark soon ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for the SXW Darkness Championship
title belt and will be a triple threat, elimination match and have a
20 minute time limit ! "
Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the Destroyer of perfection .... .THEO BLITZ !!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponents ... " Smoke fills the entrance way, and green lasers criss cross as the opening
strains of E.L.O.'s ' Fire on High ' play. Through the smoke and fog
walks The Masked Ronin. He slowly and confidently walks to the ring,
with no sign of emotion on his face. The Masked Ronin climbs through
the ropes and stares into the camera lens. Cheryl - " Now in the ring from Kobe, Japan ... honor above all
else .... he is ..... Cheryl - " and their opponent and the current SXW Darkness Champion ..... " The ring is suddenly plunged into total darkness, even though the arena
lights are still on. The darkness breaks up and dissolves like a cloud
of smoke, revealing Dark Wind standing in the center of the ring ! * * * BELL RINGS * * * All three stalked the ring, then Dark Wind went after The Masked Ronin, locking up, allowing Theo Blitz to score some kicks and then he put Dark Wind into a Powerslam and then The Masked Ronin dropped on elbow on him. Dark Wind rolled away from a Leg Drop by Blitz and Dark Wind took himself right into The Masked Ronin with a good old fashion Rolling Takedown and was right on him with a series of face punches. Styles - " Is it just me or are they blurry !? " Dark Wind slams Theo Blitz with a Spinning Knife Hand Chop and then a Jumping Spin Kick and finally a Heart Punch that lets Theo stunned. The Masked Ronin was back in action, taking down Dark Wind with a Belly to Back Suplex into a pin. Lucas - " Could this be it folks !? " When Dark Wind kicks out of the pin, Theo Blitz is quit to Bulldog the champ and then roll him for the pin. Tely - " The last two men involved, might not even be the current champ, Dark Wind could lose without going till the end ! " But he does not, et anywise, Dark Wind is able to get his shoulder up and then The Masked Ronin nails Theo with a Baseball Slide Kick and then applies his Octopus Hold, but during the set up, Dark Wind eyed up his target and then locked The Masked Ronin into the Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip and pushed him to his knees. Theo Blitz was up, but dark Wind while still holding The Masked Ronin, nailed Blitz with a Soul Reaver- Claw hold to face, drains victim's energy, can kill if held too long, but only a few second of contact, enough to knock Theo's momentum off balance. In a few seconds in the Touch of Darkness, The Masked Ronin finally gave in and gave up ! * * * BELL RINGS * * * The Masked Ronin was out and Dark Wind was on Theo like white on rice. Tely - " Dark Wind is aggressive, but even this seems assertive for him !? " Dark Wind and Theo Blitz have a quick fist melee, but the Shadow Strike- Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the throat stops all that and Blitz gets cover, but only for two, kicking out at the last chance ! Theo Blitz then played possum a bit and lured Dark Wind into a Leg Shoulder Breaker and then a Belly to Back Cradle Suplex and nearly got the three on the champ, but he flipped out and to his feet at the last instant ! Theo Blitz again got to Dark Wind and nailed his Skull Crusher- Belly to Belly 90 Degree Overhead (T-Bone) Suplex, but Dark Wind rolled out of the ring on impact, getting a few seconds to catch his breath. One Dark Wind got back on the ring, Theo Blitz nailed him with a Clothesline, taking him right back down. Again Dark Wind got on the ring and again Theo went for the Clothesline, but this time Dark Wind ducked and lifted Theo over the top ropes and out of the ring, flat on his back. Once Theo got to his feet Dark Wind daringly took to the air and scored his Off the Top Rope Somersault Senton Bomb outside the ring and onto Blitz, both crashed hard. Bianca was there cheering for Theo, but it was Dark Wind who got to his feet first, after Theo resisted been rolled into the ring, Dark Wind reached for his title and split Theo's forehead open with it and knocked him pretty much out. Lucas - " Ewww, title to the skull, that has to hurt ! " Dark Wind was then able to roll Theo Blitz back into the ring and cover him, but only for two, Theo somehow kicked out, so Dark Wind wasted no time in nailing a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down ( Hurricanrana) and then got the final cover for three ! * * * BELL RINGS * * * Cheryl - " and your winner via final pin fall ..... "
Cheryl - " ... and still your SXW Darkness Champion ... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... DARK WIND !!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Well Dark Wind keeps his title, saving himself from the dreaded shortest title run record, held by Brandon Hex and hopefully for along time too ! " Lucas - " Well, speaking of losers, looks like we have about four of them next as EOD, the tag team, take on Divine Right ! " Styles - " But first, a quick promo .... " |
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He has been gone for far too long .... X-Treme Island is about to freeze over ... The walking ice mountain is coming home .... Nothing can stop ... |
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for SXW non title,
tag team matches, and will have a 15 minute, time limit ! " A Church Bell rings as Father Brown slowly walks to the ring, he carries a cross on a pole and a urn filed with holy water, he blesses the crowd. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he is Father Brown, the ........ PRIEST !!!!!!! " Lucas - " What's up with this, where is his partner, Angelica Storm !? " Father Brown speaks to Cheryl for a brief moment. Cheryl - " Hmmm ,OK then , and his opponents for what is now a handicap tag team match .... they are .... " The arena goes dark . Then a jagged line cuts the titantron picture
into two equal pieces . On one side there is a narrow slit eye which
is blue and the other there is a fiery wide eye which is red . Then
a blue pillar of flame erupts then an orange pillar of flame explodes
opposite it and the Elements appear between them Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, weighing at just
over 500 pounds, they are ..... RAGING BULL & PIRANHA .... Before the match begins, Raging Bull grabs the microphone .... Raging Bull - " Priest, I heard plenty of rumors why your doing this match solo and I just want to set the record straight ... you have not got all your marbles in the same jar .... months ago, when your partner was killed, you falsely accused Omega and in 2 seconds flat he set you straight and solved the 'great' who killed Max Nova mystery, so since you think the lord is leading you into the path of light, EOD has no problem playing that light, well then if you are foolish enough to go it alone ! " Raging Bull is pretty mad, so he lets Piranha start. * * * Bell Rings * * * The two lock up and quickly Piranha is leading Priest around the ring in a head lock and then a Bulldog, but Priest is up quickly and strikes with a Flying Crucifix Cradle almost winning the match right there, but Piranha fights out and is then right back into a pin via a Reverse Crucifix Bulldog from Priest. Lucas - " Dang, this is almost as quick as Ghost Eagle versus Hardman Gubba ! " Again Piranha is able to fight out of the pin, this time he keeps hold of Priest and locks him into his Standing Figure Four Leg Lock but Priest gets to the ropes and piranha breaks clean and tags in Raging Bull ! Styles - " Priest is hashed now folks ! " Styles is correct as Bull lifts priest right up into an Inverted Face Lock Suplex and then a Raging Charge- Running Crossbody Splash in the Corner(Ho Train). Raging Bull is simply owning Priest, not been abusive, but simply the
bigger more powerful wrestler. Bull has Priest in a Full Nelson and
then turns him around into a belly kick and the Slaughterer- 3/4
Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter), but as Raging Bull goes to tag
in Piranha, that is when Silver Banshee ... Silver Banshee - " Priest was right about your friend Raging Bull, because of him .... people get hurt .... " Silver Banshee then lifts poor Bambi up into a Powerslam and drops her off the edge of the platform and ten feet down onto a wooden table. Piranha - " OH MY GOD ! " Piranha sprints out of the ring, pretty much leaving his match to attend to Bambi. The referee is about to start a count out when Bull & Priest agree to let Bull have a blind tag in for the rest of his match, meanwhile EMT's help out Bambi and Piranha leaves with her, almost himself blinded by his concern for her. Priest is trying hard to get a good hit on Bull, but nothing is fazing the big men and then finally Raging Bull walks right through a few kicks to grab Priest and score a Knee Lift and then a Underhook Face Driver and pinned Priest 1, 2, 3 for the his team to get the win * * * Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .. and your winners via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... they are .... "
Cheryl - ' RAGING BULL & PIRANHA .... THE ELEMENTS OF DESTRUCTION
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S.X.W. ' Turmoil Expansion '
CARD GAME 210 different cards to power up your favorite S.X.W. wrestlers, as you and your friends go head to head in the S.X.W. card game, you can play singles matches to battle royal's, for ages 8 and up. Plus gold foil cards are randomly inserted into individual packs. 
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Before the next match begins, once again .... ' Girls Just Wanna Have
Fun ' begins to play and fans now know that Ms. Myphis will be coming
out ( hehe ) Ms. Myphis - " Billy K. Bonk, if that is your real name ..... now for some reason my husband has taken a strong disliking towards you, but I have told him not to fire you, time and time again, because after all, you are the reason 99% of our female fans watch SXW ! " Lucas is not liking what he is currently hearing. Ms. Myphis - " But as a favor to my Lucas, when he gave me this Fury too book, I knew he would love to see you fighting Hex & Plague, in a row, and getting your ass kicked, so this one is for you babe ( looking at Lucas who is allot happier now. ) Ms. Myphis goes to sit on Lucas's lap for the match again as Billy K. is introduced first . |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches and is part 1 of a mini gauntlet, this match
has a 10 minute time limit ! " 'Get Ready For The Launch' plays as Billy K. Bonk comes out from backstage
as his image highlights the X-tremetron video screen. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, prepare for Sexual Velocity with ... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!!! " Cheryl - " and his first opponent ..... " ' Ghouls Night Out ' by the Misfits starts to play and fans begin to
boo, but a faint section of Hex fans cheer, as Brandon Hex ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places unknown,
the walking undead .. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Fans where popping huge as Billy K. Bonk and Brandon Hex would strike and counter each other like magnets neither was quite the better man until Billy K. Bonk simply landed a Boot to the Face and Hex was back first and down, but a quick pin from Billy K. Bonk failed. Billy K. Bonk picked Hex up and into a Samoan Drop , but Brandon was able to quickly stand up and right back at Billy K. Bonk with a Flying Head Scissors and Billy K. Bonk gets right up from that. Hex is off the ropes with a Knife Hand Chop and then tries to twist Billy into his Eternal Agony- Hurricanrana motion into a head scissors lock and one arm Chickenwing, but Billy K. Bonk turns it into his own submission hold, the Head Vice, but this does little to hex's dead head ! Lucas - " Billy is a moron, I predict a clean sweep from the Head Hunters ! " Bonk changes up to a Kalamity Drop- Firemen's carry into a Brainbuster(Death Valley Driver) and just like that he covers Hex. Lucas - " WTF !? " Brandon Hex barely kicks out before three. Billy K. Bonk then tries his Sexual Velocity- The Stroke, off the top Turnbuckle, but Hex counters with a Double Chickenwing Cradle and now he has the pin on Bonk. Ms Myphis - " Hmmmm ! " Billy K. Bonk is able to break out at the last second. A tired Bonk and a beaten up Hex lock up one more time, leading into a fist melee, an attempted Sidewalk Slam(Rock Bottom) from Hex, that Billy K. Bonk counters by turning it into a Pump Handle Slam and then as hex stands back up, Bonk works him into a Belly to Back Suplex with the shoulders pinned and gets the clean 1, 2, 3 win ! Lucas - " Damn ! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - ".... he is .... "
Cheryl - " .... BILLY K. BONK !!!!! " |
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Right away Plague is introduced and Hex slithers out of the ring, holding his head. Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches and is part 2 of a mini gauntlet, this match
has a 10 minute time limit ! " A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to boo."Suicide" starts
playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entrance way. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he was denied afterlife in heaven so he
is making earth hell, the infected, the crazed * * * The Bell Rings * * * Bonk is clearly worn out, but he stands ready for Plague ,who slides right in and gets a face full of boot. Bonk is stomping away and then lifts Plague into an amazingly powerful Shoulder Breaker and then a cover, but Plague is out quickly and much faster then Hex even at Hex's top speed. Bonk is out moved and out kicked, getting himself a Heel in the face and then a Turn Buckle Slam. Lucas - " All right, now Plague will put Bonk down for three and at least go 1-1 ! " Plague sets up and nails a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) and then goes for his Twisted Soul- Twisting Senton(bomb), but it was a bad move, Billy K. Bonk rolled out of the way and then back to cover after plague crashed on the mat. Lucas - " WTF !? " Plague kicks out at two and then is hit with a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) , but when Bonk takes Plague to the corner for a Super Powerslam, Plague reverses and nails a Top Rope DDT and then covers Billy K. Bonk again. At two Bonk kicks out. Plague is still alive(opps) will energy and Bonk is almost out of energy, but he somehow turns Plague's Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn) into a pick up and Kalamity Drop- Firemen's carry into a Brainbuster(Death Valley Driver), then hooks the leg and actually gets the cover for three count and win. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " and the winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - ".... he is .... "
Cheryl - " .... BILLY K. BONK !!!!! " |
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Lucas Myphis stands right up, yelling " DAMMIT " and Ms. Myphis looks almost pleased that Billy K. Bonk went 2-0 in his mini gauntlet ! Lucas - " This is not over yet ! " Lucas grabs a microphone and speaks to Billy & the fans. Lucas - " Billy, this mini gauntlet is actually a three parter, so let me introduce you to your next opponent ... or should I say opponents ! " " Who am I .... DRI ! " begins to play as Brandon Hex returns to the arena and he is not alone, but with Silver Banshee, they both slide into the ring as Myphis announces ... Lucas - " ..... This will be a Texas Tornado, Handicap match and if anybody else wants to come out her and get involved, they will be fired on the spot ... and if your lucky Billy, the last one for you ! " |
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* * * The Bell Ring * * * Right off Plague kicks Billy K. Bonk in the back, he flies right into a Double Clothesline from Hex & Banshee. It is all in the books from there, Billy K. Bonk is out numbered 3 to 1 and in quick order the Dirty Rottens nail him with a Camel Clutch by Hex and a Springboard Drop Kick from Plague ... Lucas - " Now this is more like it ! " ... then a Super Powerslam Partner Onto Opponent where Plague plants Hex onto Billy ... Tely - " Does he really deserve all this ?! " .... and then Silver Banshee does her Springboard Moonsault Splash and covers Billy K. Bonk for the quick three count and cheap win. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Right away each DRI member takes a few stomps on Billy K. Bonk while he is still down. Cheryl - " and the winners via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - ".... they are .... "
Cheryl - " .... THE DIRTY ROTTEN IMBECILES !!!!! " |
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After the match, while the DRI stomp away on Billy K. Bonk, Ms. Myphis finally has Lucas call off his Rotten's and let Billy up. The DRI exit while their theme music plays and Billy K. Bonk is rolling out of the ring. Ms. Myphis seems rather upset with Lucas and then she leaves the ring side area, shortly after Billy K. Bonk has left the arena to a standing ovation from fans for his trail by fire ! The announcers Tely & Styles have been tight lipped during all of this and remain so until the next match starts ... or war as it where ! |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title hard-core matches, this match has a 15 minute time
limit ! " An hourglass appears on the Xtreme-a-tron, and it slowly fades out,
only to be replaced by the word Planeswalker, spelled out in sand."Temple
of Time" plays, as the Planeswalker slowly makes his way to the ring,
his head lowered, and covered by a hood.He walks up the steps, and raises
his hands, and a bolt of lightning strikes the ring post in front of
him, and as the puff of smoke disappears, Planeswalker gets into the
ring, removes his hood ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the unknown entity known as.....THE PLANESWALKER !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " And his opponent... " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, lead by Jack Nickel, he is ..... AEON !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * |
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Tely - What a brutal match up and it won't get any cleaner folks, because the kings of feuding, Over Fiend & Lugg are about to butt head's and this as they both promised, will not be pretty ! " Lucas - " I liked the match just before Aeon & Planeswalker, the one where DRI kicked BKB's ass ! " Tely - " Are you rooting for Lugg in this match, I would guess so after you booked Over Fiend versus that Fixit guy ! " Lucas - " Over Fiend and I are even now, so this match can go
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard for SXW non title hard-core matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as Over Fiend makes his
way to the ring, making sure to swear at every fan, even stops to start
with some punk in the crowd, reaches in after him, but the runt is to
chicken to really fight. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of the Walls of Pain ..... Cheryl - " And his opponent... " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Styles - " Folks we have a camera back stage, it has caught an
interesting scene on tape. we are about 1 minute delayed on the live
action, but it involves ... Hex & Ghost Eagle !
Tely - " Folks we have pandemonium abound tonight, they do not
call it Super X-Treme for nothing ! " Over Fiend holds his back in pain, and Lugg looks almost satisfied.
He goes over to Fiend and waits for him to get up. When Fiend gets up,
Lugg does a Powerslam. Lugg then starts getting pumped up by
the crowd, and also getting the crowd pumped up by taunting Fiend. Fiend
gets up, and when Lugg tries for a Piledriver, Over Fiend counters
it into a Gorilla Press Slam.
Lugg loses all momentum now, and tries to get back into rhythm. When
he gets up, he punches Fiend in the eye. Fiend holds his eye, but doesn't
get tricked by the pre-occupation. Lugg is prepared though, and when
Fiend tries to do a Death Valley Driver, instead dodges it and
does a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep.
When Lugg gets back up and faces him, Over Fiend does a Double
Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear). Lugg falls down, as the triad member
gets off the apron. Lugg gets back up and Fiend does a Gorilla Press
Slam. Not wanting Lugg to get out easily, he goes out to the triad,
talks with them real quick, and then goes under the apron.
Lugg falls down, and the back of his head has a cut. Not bleeding
to badly, and surprisingly, neither is his back. He is obviously in
pain, and Over Fiend likes it. Fiend does Knee Breaker. Over
Fiend pulls Lugg up off of the ground, and does a Tombstone Piledriver.
After this, he locks in the Walls of Pain-Walls of Jericho.
Styles - ' looks like that little feud ain't over by a long shot,
Ghost Eagle almost had it though, but DRI members are never alone for
long ! " Referee - " 2..... " Nope not done yet, the fans shriek as Over Fiend picks Lugg up one more time, grabs a steel chair near them and sets it up, then he nails the Force of One-Running Powerbomb one more time and Lugg's head onto the seat of the chair, now folder around his skull ! Over Fiend pry's he hair from Lugg's head and then pins him with one hand. Referee - " 1...2...3... " |
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Styles - " Holy cow folks, how much worse could this night get ?! " Tely - " We will be back in 2 minutes for our last match of the night, hopefully it's not too bloody, lord knows it will be though ! " Lucas - " This night will send SXW rating's through the roof ! " |
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Tely - " This is it folks, ending our first week back in action in 2001, another Deathmatch for CoolmanP and same say he has a death wish for challenging Cyric, I would agree ! " Lucas - " If I could have talked CoolmanP out of this match I would have and believe me I tried too ! " Styles - " Say, where has Ms. Myphis been since that last Bonk match, you'd think she would be hear to enjoy her cards last match ! " Tely - " Yeah, you'd think so aye !? " Lucas - " Never you mind about my wife, she had no intention of coming out here for the last 3 hard-core matches and do you think I would let here with these top dogg's tearing the arena an each other apart ?! " Styles - " Finally, the ring and death match is ready to start folks, hopefully we will all be safe from those explosions, last Turmoil got pretty out of hand ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is scheduled for a one fall, and is
a Hell In The Cell C4 Four Corners Japanese Deathmatch and will have
no time limit . " 'The Real Slim Shady' by Eminem starts to play, as CoolmanP walks to
the ring. He jumps to the 2nd turnbuckle, and puts up his fist as a
pyro goes off. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, will you please stand up , for he is the one, the only .. REAL ....... COOLMAN........ P !!! Cheryl- " And his opponent... " Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places best left unknown ... he is ... CYRIC !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Lucas - " Damn him, damn you Cyric ! " :P Lucas - " Oh Christ all mighty ! " Styles - " He maybe soon, if CoolmanP takes another bump ! " All three announcers - " Shit ! " He picks up a now continuous coughing-up-blood CoolmanP, and rams his
head into the cell. He starts rubbing his face on the wiring until it
is blood stained.
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....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter
for the 'Now the Stage is Set' report .......
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Planeswalker has chosen his path and that of many others as he wages a
war on the entire roster and the Myphis family !
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Brandon Hex & Plague are all over tonight and Ghost Eagle nearly got
to Hex, but what he did get, may have been worse !
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Dark WInd holds his title in his first defense of the Darkness title,
and two tag teams make gain in rank and towards the tag gold !
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Hard-core was the theme at the end, from BKB's gauntlet right down to
the near death of CP and his abduction by the Head Hunters !?
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.....Join us in three days for TUESDAY NIGHT TURMOIL ... to find out what
in hell is going to happen next !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage |
...............
NIGHT 
Styles -
" Hello folks, back for our 2nd card of the new year and Myphis
era, speaking of which, both Lucas and his lovely bride are here tonight,
gonna run the show, say Lucas .... where is the old lady ? "
Tely - "
Old ? "
Lucas -
" Styles, she is back stage working with the wrestlers before they
go out that curtain, but have no fear, fans will see plenty of her tonight
! "
Noh
Cheating sits at ring side taking notes on all illegal actions made
by wrestlers, he has allot of work cut out for him aye !
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Luke Cage, match announcer - 
he is in full battle mode, wearing black leather pants, and a type of
armor over his upper torso, he gets into the ring, where a pissed of
Post gets into his face.
- Ernie Chang
- Larry Segal
Green Death & Crimson Scourge 
... who looks to be about 8 months pregnant !
- Phillip Doober
Shorty - " Now listen up light weights of SXW, I hear that the
LW title is now open and I am looking to make mine, SXW, that means
Short Round and only Short Round, is gonna be the SXW Light Weight Champion,
and later tonight, Noh Cheating, your gonna get blunted by a 4 foot
spleef ! "
Theo Blitz comes down from the rafters on a harness, while Bianca wearing
leather pants and a see through top comes down the ramp.They get in
the ring and Theo gives Bianca a kiss, he then takes off the 'Destroyer
of Perfection' shirt ! 
.. appears at the entrance ramp and she has Bambi 
with
her as a captive, she speaks to Piranha !
....
with Nickel ....
.... calmly
walk to the ring. 
He gets
down and waits for the match to start. 
