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results 01/16/2001
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Tuesday Night Turmoil
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filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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Billy K. Bonk vs. Hardkore Kid
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Handicap/Wheelchair Match
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none
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BKB will be in a wheel chair
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Post vs. Rage vs. Angelica
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One Fall/Triple Threat Match
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none
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none
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Shain 'KraZee' Nelles vs. Theo Blitz
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Inferno/Hell in the Cell Match
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none
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none
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Lugg vs. Whitesnake
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Dark Wind vs. Carnage
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" I Quit " Title Match
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DC
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none
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Cyric vs. Frost
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Heart on a Pole Match
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none
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none
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The Red Raven vs. Aeon
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Hard-core Title Match
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HC
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none
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ICE vs. Chris LeSpondeluex
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Trax vs. Deaken Knight
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Standard Match
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none
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none
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Over Fiend vs. Havoc
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Clean Match
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none
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referee - Noh Cheating
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EOD vs. DRI
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Texas Tornado/Stable Knocker
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none
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Lumber Jack
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" PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE " BY QUEEN
& S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE
31,467 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ...... |
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' Nookie ' by Limp Bizkit blasts the arena as Hardkore Kid makes his way to the ring and his dozens of fans, are screaming for blood ! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring he is ...the crazy, freaky ...HARDKORE KID !!!!! " Cheryl - " and his opponent ... " 'Get Ready For The Launch' plays as Billy K. Bonk comes out from backstage
as his image highlights the X-tremetron video screen. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, prepare for Sexual Velocity with ... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Billy K. Bonk got into the wheel chair and with in a second, HKK had laid him and the chair out with a Clothesline, HKK then nailed a few Leg Drops and tried to pin Billy K. Bonk, but he kicked out at two. Bonk got up and back into the chair, this time he used the leg levers to kick his feet up and wracked HKK in the knee caps with the steel foot rests, then Billy K. Bonk locked on his Head Vice while sitting in the chair. Lucas - " This is rediculous, Billy K. Bonk is mocking HKK with this wheel chair stuff ! " Billy K. Bonk let go of HKK and Irish Whipped him into the ropes, but on the way back HKK jumped up and nailed Billy K. Bonk in the face with the Kore Kick- Flying Crane Kick and again knocked Billy K. Bonk over in the chair and pinned him, but again, only for two. Styles - " This is lasting longer then I thought it would ! " Billy K. Bonk again got up and back in the chair, then HKK nailed his Spinning Heel Kick and then a DDT taking Billy K. Bonk out of the chair again. HKK then nailed a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) and pinned Billy K. Bonk again, but he kicked out just barely before three. HKK wasted no time in climbing the ropes and then performed his Kore-Anium- Flying headbutt off the top rope, but Billy K. Bonk pulled the wheel chair out in front of him and HKK head butted the steel wheel spokes and was out like a light, Billy K. Bonk crawled over and finally covered HKK for the three count and win. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!! " |
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Lucas - " Damn, Billy K. Bonk is really starting to tick me off, who does he think he is !? " Styles - " I don't know, the number one ranked wrestler in your federation ! " Tely - " Don't go there Styles, you might get fired ! " Lucas - " Not today ... anywise folks next is a triple threat match, since Rage & Post had a little trouble last week in their match, plus we got Angelica in there to, who was held back from wrestling last week, cause of Priest and his mad hatter idealism ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW triple threat matches and has a 15 minute time limit ! " ' Send Me an Angel ' by Real Life begins to play as the fans look above
the ring to see Angelica Storm descend into the ring by steel cables. Cheryl - " Now levitating into the ring, she is an angel on earth ..... ANGELICA STORM !!!!!!! " Cheryl - " and her opponent .... " Red and white lights flash around the ring Cheryl - " From Dublin, Ireland here is Torment... she is ..... RAGE !!! " Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... " ' What's my Age !' by Blink 182 blasts the arena and the menacing Post
herself skips to the ring, wielding her Hardkore Kid brand cookie sheet
wrapped in chicken wire and barbie heads, in the background her X-Tremetron
video ends with her SXW comicbook character's image. Cheryl - " Now making her way to the ring, she is the side kick of the ever living Hardkore Kid ... she is ..... POST !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * ** The three stalked the ring for a bit, looking for an opening. Post went right after Angelica first chance she got and took her down with a Missile Kick, then Rage hit Post with a Title-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Rana) and an Inverted DDT then cover. Styles - " This one is already over folks ! " Angelica is on her feet and breaks the cover by nailing Rage with a Belly to Back Crossed Arms Suplex in which she was now pinning Rage, but Rage was able to wiggle out and avoid the three count. Post was back up too, she tried to hit both with a Double Arm Clothesline, but they stood firm and Post was taken into a Double Back Slam, then Rage & Angelica fist fought over who would pin her and win. Post was back up again, sneaking in a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Stunner) on Angelica and then slipped Rage into her Crossface Chickenwing with Leg Scissors , but Rage would not submit. Angelica baited her time and then picked Post off of Rage one more time and into her The Fallen- Belly to Back Crossface Chickenwing Suplex and before Rage could break it up, Angelica had gotten the three count and won the match. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... she is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... ANGELICA STORM !!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Well Angelica won the triple threat, hands down the toughest women in that ring ! " Styles - " During the break staff lowered the Hell in the Cell for our next match, should be good, Inferno style with Nelles & Blitz, both are X-Treme, both are willing to burn ! " Lucas - " And both show promise, like Dirty Rotten Imbeciles kinda promise ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW Inferno Hell
in the Cell match with hard-core rules and will have 15 minute time
limit ! "
Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the Destroyer of perfection .... .THEO BLITZ !!!!! " Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... " Shain 'Krazee" Nelles walks down to the ring and sits in the spotlight
as Tifa is always 10 feet behind. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from Crystal City and quite insane he is ..... SHAIN ' KRAZEEEEEEE ' NELLES !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Both men stood in the ring while staff applied napalm like goo all over the Hell in the Cell and lit it up, most of the Cell was on fire and every once and a while fire would drip from the top part and into the ring. Blitz was quick to strike first, landing his Leg Shoulder Breaker and then a DDT and quick cover, but Nelles was not going out like that and kicked out at two. Nelles then hit a Atomic Drop and a Side Suplex to Theo Blitz but no cover as Blitz slide out of the ring. Styles - " This is the craziest type of match, I can barely see through the burning cell ! " Shain Nelles exited the ring and took a chair shot to his head, Blitz then tried another cover, but somehow Nelles rolled out. Theo Blitz rolled Shain Nelles back into the ring and hit him a few times with punches and then a Neck Breaker, but Shain Nelles was able to kick out yet again. Tely - "' I think there have been three attempted pins already !? " Shain Nelles was playing possum after a Bulldog that rolled him into the corner, once Theo was there, Nelles Leg Tripped Theo and his head slammed into the turn buckle, Nelles stood up and then rammed Theo's head into the turn buckle nine more times, leaving him dazed, a drop of napalm then dripped down and onto Theo's right arm, he was distracted by the pain and this allowed Shain Nelles to nail his Running Corner Vertical Splash(Bronco Buster) then whipped Theo to the mat for a pin. Styles - " The cell fire is burning down a bit, we can actually see that Nelles has a pin on Theo ! " Theo Blitz was able to kick out at two. Shain Nelles then lifted Theo back up and into a 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter) and then Shain Nelles applied his The Originater- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface) and Theo was in major pain, not tapping out, but almost ... that is when a few drips of napalm fell of the cell top and right onto Shain's back, he let go of Theo and was in major pain. Theo Blitz got up and Clotheslined Shain Nelles out of the ring, followed him out and rammed him into the burning cell several times, until Nelles's shirt caught on fire, then Theo got hit with a burning Forearm Smash. Nelles and Theo where both resting and putting out small fires on their clothes. Tely - " Do we have some medical help on stand by for 2nd degree
burns ?! " Nelles and Theo both had the same idea, chairs. Both swung and the chairs clashed, knocking both back to the floor. But Theo got up quickly and used the cage to propel himself at Nelles and score a Flying Headbutt. Theo then grabbed the chair Nelles had and smacked him in the face with it, knocking him down outside the ring and for the cover. Theo Blitz got his three and the win. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... THEO BLITZ !!!!!!! " After the match, Theo Blitz hit Nelles again with the chair, but before he could land a third shot, Tifa was in the cell and grabbed the chair from his hands. Theo was pointing and yelling at Tifa until his lady, Bianca came over and raised his hands and got him in the ring for a celebration. |
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Tely - " We have to ban those matches, napalm for cripes sakes ! " Styles - " Nothing is banned in SXW accept for a few people, namely Kamikaze ! " Lucas - " Damn straight ! " Tely - " And up with the burning cell, very safe I am sure .... next folks after last week, I don't even know if Lugg will be here to fight, Whitesnake may win by no-show ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " A lone wolf starts howling, before the first few bars of "Stairway
to Heaven" scream through the speakers.The fans are on their feet, booing
their heads off, as Whitesnake jumps from the scaffolding high above
the arena, and lands hard in front of the Xtreme-a-tron, slightly bending
the metal. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places unknown, he is .... WHITESNAKE !!!!!! " Cheryl - " .... and his opponent ... " 'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke cloud appears, Lugg-Nutt charges out of it and to the ring . Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Lugg was clearly in no shape to even be here tonight, let alone against a man-monster like Whitesnake, but of course Lugg knew no better, even attacked first, hitting Whitesnake with a Scissors Kick then a Spinning Crescent Kick driving WHITESNAKE into a corner, but the monster fought right out with a Bulldog Lariat, Lugg got right up and back down with a Judo Takedown and into a pin. Styles - " I knew Lugg was in over his head ... again ! " Lugg kicked out at two, WHITESNAKE was not happy and lifted Lugg into a Belly to Back Powerbomb and then another cover, but somehow again, Lugg kicked out. Lucas - " Lugg has always been the toughest SOB in SXW ! " Lugg was making some blind swings, WHITESNAKE was half heartedly dodging them and then hit a Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep, but Lugg rolled over and right on top of WHITESNAKE, hitting him with everything he had, Lefts, Rights, lefts, rights, bandages where flying off of Lugg and landing around the ring, then Lugg actually forced WHITESNAKE to his feet in a Camel Clutch and then into his Lugg-Clutch- Camel Clutch with knee's on opponents spine. Lugg was doing well, but WHITESNAKE was so powerful and was soon able to break out, striking Lugg right away with a Snake Venom- Spinning Cobra Clutch Sleeper Hold giving Lugg some of his own medicine, but also causing Lugg's feet to knock the referee out of the ring, through the ropes. Styles - " There is no way for Lugg to win now, he had a chance, but no more ! " Suddenly .. .Theo Blitz was seen ... Lucas - " What the Hell ! " Theo Blitz slide into the ring and with the chair, planet it onto the back of Whitesnakes skull, knocking him down,then Theo hit Whitesnake three more times, while yelling ... Theo - " That was just the beginning of the destruction!!! That was just the beginning of HELL, see you on Friday freek !!! " After Theo had cleared out of the ring, the referee finally climbed back in and started to count both Lugg & WHITESNAKE down and out, but at seven, Lugg started to get up and was able to avoid the double count out, soon after WHITESNAKE started to come around, Lugg was not sure what had happened nor did he care, as he scored his Fixxer-Upper- Brainbuster DDT and then covered Whitesnake for three to win this match. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... LUGG NUTT !!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Wow, color me shocked, a little help from Theo Blitz and Lugg wins it ! " Styles - " I do not even think Lugg knows Blitz was in the ring ! " Lucas - " As usual, things are getting more and more out of hand, the main event should be body bag worthy ! " Tely - " Next up is our first of two title matches, as Dark Wind takes on a force I do not think even he can best, in a demoness ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for the SXW Darkness Championship
title and is a no-hold barred " I Quit " match and will have
a 15 minute time limit ! " Glass is heard shattering, and red pyros hit the ramp and ring. A strobe
light starts flickering and out of the air, Carnage appears. Cheryl - " and her opponent .. he is the current SXW Darkness Champion .... " The ring is suddenly plunged into total darkness, even though the arena
lights are still on. The darkness breaks up and dissolves like a cloud
of smoke, revealing Dark Wind standing in the center of the ring ! As Dark Wind got into the ring, he wasted no time in running across the ring and nailing Carnage in the face with his Darkness title belt, this knocked her out of the ring, but she is a demon and SXW fans know that means ' tough as nails '. Carnage uses her wings to fly into the air and back into the ring, across from Dark Wind, her wings then folded up and magically morphed into her should blades and out of sight. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Again Dark Wind runs at her with his belt, but this time she scores a Drop Toe Hold Take Down and then grabs Dark Wind and puts him right into her Half Nelson Choke Hold (Tazzmission). Dark Wind is so agile he flips right up and over Carnage to her back, then he applies his Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip but Carnage is able to peel his hand right off of her. Styles - " This is not going to be a pretty match folks ! " Dark Wind nails a Spinning Knife Hand Chop and then a Heart Punch , both have little effect. Carnage then scored a Driving Knee Lift and then a Pump Handle Back Breaker. Carnage then asked for Angel to hand her a chair. Tely - " This will make Dark Wind quit real fast ! " As Carnage turned back to the ring, Dark Wind was flying( not literally ) at her with a Missile Kick that knocked the chair into her own forehead. Dark Wind then grabbed the chair and slammed it again into Carnage's head. Lucas - " Dark Wind is truly touched by Darkness, look at him
whale on her with that chair ! " Dark Wind has hit Carnage four time now with the chair and she finally spills out of the ring. Dark Wind goes right after her and when Angel goes to aid Carnage, she then feels the chair against her head. Styles - " WTF, WTF is Dark Wind doing ?! " Dark Wind drags Angel by her hair back away from Carnage, then Dark Wind grabs a microphone and tosses it near Carnage, waiting for her to get up. Once Carnage is to her feet she sees Dark Wind has Angle at his mercy, once Carnage steps towards Dark Wind he bashed Angle yet again with the chair, Carnage stops in her tracks. Tely - " What is he up to, aside from getting cheap thrills !?
" Dark Wind points to the microphone, then to Carnage while yelling, he then raises his chair again as if to strike Angle one more time .... Carnage quickly picks up the microphone and utters .... Carnage - " ..... OK, OK, you win .... I Quit .... now leave her alone ... now ! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Still holding the chair and just now receiving his Darkness belt, Dark Wind is about to celebrate ... but instead he flattens Angel with one more chair shot and then runs at Carnage driving the chair onto her head and her horns, which get stuck in the chair seat as she hits the ground. Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " ... and still SXW Darkness Champion .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... DARK WIND !!!!!!! " Dark Wind leave only when he is sure his victims are down for more then a few seconds. |
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Styles - " Right, lets cut to commercial, I have to go call my mom, that was un-called for Dark Wind ! " Lucas - " He is a great Darkness Champion, I will give him that and pretty good at keeping the scum out of my office too ! " |
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Tely - " Well the scum you speak of is up next, in a match you did book right Lucas !? " Lucas - " Yep, Frost is going to win his heart back tonight, I have had enough of Cyric's dark magic, he needs to be taught a serious lesson in who is in charge around here !" Styles - " Then why not book him against that 8 footer, Mr. Fixit !? " Lucas - " Soon enough Styles, soon enough ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW Heart on a
pole match ( oddly enough our 2nd one ever ) and the person to grab
the jar with Frost's still beating heart in it is the winner ... this
match has a 15 minute time limit ! " The lights go out as the music plays over the arena. Blue pyros shoot out of the entrance ramp as Frost drops down to the ring from the ceiling holding a torch. He then eats the flame and blows a blue flame from his mouth to the amused crowd. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, combining fire & ice, he is ..... FROST !!!!! " Cheryl - " ..... and his opponent .... " ' Bodies ' by Danzig, begins to play and the fans scream when the lights
die .... Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places best left unknown ... he is ... CYRIC !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * As usual, Cyric dominated the match, while Frost was desperate to climb the ropes and get to the pole, which held his still beating heart in a jar, tied to the pole. Cyric grabbed Frost and slammed him with a Chokeslam and then a Double Under Arm Suplex . Cyric then played goalie as he protected the pole, not going for the win. Lucas - " Now I booked this match and look at Cyric, he is mocking us all right now, get him Frost, get him ! " Frost nailed a Spinning Heel Kick and then tried a Flying Somersault DDT but Cyric over powered him and slammed Frost with a Brainbuster and then Cyric dropped a few Elbows on him while he was down. Styles - " Why isn't Cyric going for the win ?! " Frost then fell victim to the Cross Arm Breaker, but as Cyric was holding onto Frost, his managers Trish & Lita tried to slap Cyric when they climbed onto the ring, he let go of Frost and went after the women, who jumped off the ring. Frost then took advantage and hooked a Twist of Fate Neck Breaker actually grounding Cyric, then Frost went for the pole & jar. Styles - " Wow, Frost is going to get his heart back and win ! " As Frost was grabbing the pole and standing on the top turn buckle, Cyric got up, walked over, picked him off and slammed Frost with his Damnation- Belly to Belly(Tombstone) Piledriver Off Middle Turnbuckle , Frost was out and Cyric was tired of this game. Lucas - " Damn ! " Cyric stood on the middle turn buckle, grabbed the pole with both hands and snapped it in half, the jar began to fall, but Cyric leaped off the ropes and caught the jar, thus winning the match. * * * The Bell Rings * * * After the match Cyric removed the still beating heart from the jar and held it up for fans to see. Cheryl - " ... and your winner by claiming the heart from the top of the pole .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... CYRIC !!!!!!! " After the match, Cyric leaned over Frost and half picked him up by his mask, Cyric then used his density altering powers to pass his hand through the clothes and chest of Frost, and places his heart back into his chest, thus making the man whole again, but at what price ? Cyric - " You owe me your life Frost and I always collect on my dues, when I wish too, your time will come and you will serve me ... with all your heart !!!!!! " The lights suddenly went out and once they returned, Cyric was gone. Trish & Lita slide into the ring and right to Frost, who awoke right after the lights returned. |
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Styles - " Cyric may have won, but at least Frost got his heart back, making him whole again ! " Lucas - " With babes like that at his side, he'd do well to not have a heart ?! " Tely - " That was the 2nd Heart on a Pole match I have ever seen, I need a new job .... is WCW hiring !? " Lucas - " Next we have are last title match for the night, Aeon gets to take on The Red Raven, and it's no rules anything goes ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall that counts anywhere
in this no holds barred SXW Hard-core Championship Title match, this
match will have a 15 minute time limit ! " The lights go out. Small bursts of flame shoot up in two rows along
the ramp way. Aeon can be seen coming out through the gloom. He raises
his arms and the flames shoot to around head height. The lights return
and Aeon .... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, lead by Jack Nickel, he is ..... AEON !!!!!! " As Aeon and Nickel are walking to the ring, Jack Nickel grabs a chair and hands it to Aeon, who runs back up the entrance ramp and hides around the corner ... waiting .... Cheryl - " and his opponent ... he is he current SXW Hard-core Champion .... " Cheryl - " Ladies and gentlemen...about to come down the aisle, he is from Perth, Australia...THE RED RAVEN !!!! " TRR comes out from behind the curtain, he has the title around his waist, and slowly raises his hands into the air, when he is hit between the eyes with a vicious chair shot from Aeon. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " .... and your new SXW Hard-core champion.... "
Cheryl - " ...AEON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Well we have a new Hard-core Champion and his name is Aeon ! " Lucas - " Aeon is another star in SXW who I see nothing but good things in his future here ! " Styles - " Yeah, you and Jack Nickel had a little meeting Monday, what was that about ?! " Lucas - " You'll see soon enough ! " Tely - " Next we have t two men looking to make names for themselves, lets see how this fans out ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Now picking himself up, drunk, off the ground backstage and about to
make his way to the ring... From Montreal,Canada... weighing 235lbs...
Chris LeSponduluex! Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, hailing from Montreal,
Canada, he is the master of many holds ... Cheryl - " ... and his opponent .... " The lights dim as a ICE blue laser pans through the audience the the laser appears at the entrance way where ICE makes his way out.......... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 360 lb and from the Jersey Shores....... He is ICE !!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * From the start you could tell bot h men wanted to win by submission, the Wrist Locks and Arm Bars where massive. Finally Chris LeSpondeluex nailed a Neck Breaker and then went for his Ankle Lock Achilles Tendon Hold but ICE had the ropes and Chris broke clean. Styles - " Nice match so far ! " Right after the break, Chris came back and drove several boots into ICE's face, then picked him up, only to have his Belly to Belly Suplex reversed into a Pump Handle Back Breaker and then ICE tried for a pin, but Chris LeSpondeluex broke free before even a two count. Chris LeSpondeluex then tried to wear ICE down a bit, by letting him punch himself out, which worked and Chris LeSpondeluex nailed a Super Kick after a wild swing from ICE. Chris LeSpondeluex then went for his Figure Four Leg Lock, but ICE was powerful enough to break out and then worked the lock into his Coral Reef- Rolling Leg Lock and Chris was in agony. Tely - " Back and forth, submission match, this should not be
standard rules ! " Chris got the ropes and ICE broke clean, his mistake as Chris LeSpondeluex nailed a Low Blow, then a Top Rope Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) and cover, still not enough as ICE broke before three. As ICE got to his feet again Chris was on the top ropes and nailed ICE with a Flying Clothesline, but Chris let ICE get back up for a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and back into the mid ring Figure Four Leg Lock , ICE was reaching and did not give up for nearly 60 seconds, but the pain was to much, he tapped out and Chris won the match. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " ... and your winner via submission .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... CHRIS LESPONDELUEX !!!!!!! " |
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S.X.W. ' Turmoil Expansion '
CARD GAME 210 different cards to power up your favorite S.X.W. wrestlers, as you and your friends go head to head in the S.X.W. card game, you can play singles matches to battle royal's, for ages 8 and up. Plus gold foil cards are randomly inserted into individual packs. 
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Cheryl - " The following match is for one fall and is the standard
for SXW non title matches, this match has a 15 minute time limit ! " Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from places across the globe, he is ....... DEAKEN KNIGHT !!!!!! " Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... " Bells start ringing, as smoke appears around the entrance, ' Hell's
Bells ' starts playing, as a strange figure walks out of the entrance
way, he has by his side, a girl ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring with his managers, Trix & Cheyenne, from places best left unknown, he is ..... TRAX !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * This match was not even funny. Deaken Knight went after Trax right away and right away Trax put him down, First with a Stretch (Pump Handle) Slam , then a Neck Breaker and finally a Belly to Back Waist Lock (German) Suplex into a shoulder pin. Lucas - " Damn, I knew Deaken sucked, but not this bad ! " Trax was as shocked as the rest of us when Deaken Knight kicked out before three, so he needed to be punished. Trax hit him with a Jumping Spinning Piledriver and that was it, quickest match in SXW as the referee counted to three and Trax won the match ! * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... TRAX !!!!!!! " Styles - " What a joke that match was, Deaken Knight is out of his league in SXW ! " And to prove that Trax had Cheyenne hand him a chair and then he set Deaken on it, followed by a Clothesline from Hell, knocking Deaken to the mat on the chair still, then Trax set the chair back up and dragged Deaken Knight onto it with him, and up into his The Noose- Puts opponent back to back, reaches up and grabs them by the neck and leans forward, lifting their feet off the chair, causing them to hang in the air, choking! Styles - " Somebody get in there and stop him, he's killing Deaken
Knight for christ sakes !" Trax had Deaken in the hold until scores of staff flooded the ring and finally freed Deaken Knight from the Noose, but it was too late, Trax had choked him to death and on X-Treme Island, amnesty prevents trial for even cold blooded murder, Trax knew this as he walked away laughing, while Trix & Cheyenne followed him out of the ring. |
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Cheryl - " The following match is an SXW clean match, with no
run-ins or angles and is standard match rules with a 15 minute time
limit ! " ' Nothin's Gonna Stand in our Way ' by Spectre General blasts the PA
system as Havoc runs to the ring Cheryl - " Now standing in the ring, he is awesome power in human form, he is ..... HAVOC !!!!! " Cheryl - " .... and his opponent .... " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as Over Fiend makes his
way to the ring, making sure to swear at every fan, even stops to start
with some punk in the crowd, reaches in after him, but the runt is to
chicken to really fight. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of the Walls of Pain ..... * * * The Bell Rings * * * They started with lock ups that went nowhere, each was taking sucker shots and each would duck to avoid them. It was nearly a minute before anybody got in a move worth writting about and it was Havoc with a Flying Forearm Smash, then he took Over Fiend into the ropes and back into mid ring with a Running 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog . Lucas - " Hmmmm, Havoc may be Omega's brother, but he is no Omega, I still predict Over Fiend as the winner ! " Noh Cheating was keeping a close eye on the action, he nearly DQ's Over Fiend when he tried a Low Blow, but Havoc closed his legs and had Over Fiend's hand caught in-between his knee's, then Havoc started on a 10 punch combo, causing Over Fiend's nose to bleed and his right eye. Styles - " Still think Havoc is less of a man then his brother
!? " Havoc was about to perform a Tombstone Piledriver, but Over Fiend reversed it, flipping Havoc into the hold, but one more time and havoc had flipped back into position and scored the Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver and made he cover, but before three, Havoc lifted Over Fiend up and broke his own pin. Lucas - " WTF ?! " Havoc took Over Fiend into his Havoc Kick- Sling opponent into the corner and hits three spinning thrust kicks in a row to the head, but on number three Over Fiend ducked and hooked Havoc, scoring a Atomic Drop and then a Fisherman's Suplex into A pin . Lucas - " This is more like it ! " However, Havoc broke the count at two with a kick out, Over Fiend was bleeding from his head and it was running down to his boots, but he still had power, lifting Havoc into his Force of One- Running Powerbomb, then like with Lugg, Over Fiend nailed his Force of One- Running Powerbomb a second time and then pinned Havoc again. But again, Havoc was somehow able to kick out. Styles - " More like his brother every match he is in ! " Over Fiend was feed up and was twisting Havoc in to his Walls of Pain- Walls of Jericho, but Havoc resisted and was able to Leg Drag Take Down Over Fiend and then got on top of him and started to punch him, left & rights and over a dozen face shots, finally Noh Cheating pulled Havoc off the beaten & bloody Over Fiend. Lucas - " That should have been a DQ ! " Havoc was held back while Over Fiend got to his feet, but once allowed to, Havoc ran in and scored a Shoulder Tackle and then scooped Over Fiend back up into his Suplex into a Powerslam(Jackhammer) and finally made the three count pin to win. * * * The Bell Rings * * * Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " .... he is .... "
Cheryl - " ...... HAVOC !!!!!!! " After the match and havoc was celebrating his win, when he saw Over Fiend getting out of the ring, so Havoc for some reason went to the top ropes and nailed Over Fiend with his Havoc Dive- 720 Senton Bomb from the Top Rope. outside the ring, both men where down for a bit, Noh Cheating was just covering his eyes and head. Havoc got back up and grabbed a chair, he then cracked it across Over Fiends skull, three times! Havoc dropped the chair and picked Over Fiend back up and dropped him throat first across the crowd barrier twice ! For some reason Havoc was destroying Over Fiend and it ended with a Havoc Drop- Backbreaker Rack, then drop opponent into a Press Slam Backbreaker onto another chair, that had to hurt and did as EMT's rushed the ring while Havoc walked to the back. Styles - " Mahn, what was that all about !? " While EMT's carried Over Fiend to the back on a stretch .... Havoc again burst from behind the curtains and started to beat on Over Fiend while he was on the stretcher ... then he flipped Over Fiend off the stretch and 10 feet off the ramp, to the hard floor below .... fans where in shock at the carnage as Havoc roared and raised his hands while looking down at the mangled Over Fiend, flat on his back and the concrete walk way. Security at that point had to walk havoc back stage, before he could get down there and beat on Over Fined some more ! |
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Tely - " Folks, I am sorry for what you just saw, we had no idea how personal this fight was, after a quick break we will return for our main event and the stable knocker to end all stable knockers ! " Styles - " Wow, there he is again ! " Tely - " Havoc ! " Lucas - " Crap, he's on Over Fiend again ..... SECURITY !!!!! " |
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Tely - " Folks, welcome back to the main event of Turmoil, right now Lucas Myphis is in the ring and he will, for some reason get this match started ! " Styles - " Lucas has something up his sleeve ! " |
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Lucas Myphis stands in the ring, getting pelted by trash and boos from fans. Lucas - " Yeah, yeah, I love you too ..... folks, I would like to go over the rules for this stable knocker ...... it will be Texas, Tornado style and the winning team will be the on with the only stable to have at least one member in the ring, while the opposite team has none in the ring, and the Lumberjack's work in reverse, instead of throwing you back into the ring, they will try to keep you out of the ring ! " Lucas - " So lets get this started by introducing the Dirty Rotten Imbeciles ...... " As Lucas stays in the ring, ' Who am I .... DRI ' by DRI begins to play and Brandon Hex, Plague and Silver Banshee all enter the arena to boos, but then a muffled reaction occures once CoolmanP also walks out with DRI, his skin is yellowed, his body moves a bit less fluently, he is now a zombie too and lord save his soul ! " The four step into the ring. Lucas - " OK, OK, now lets bring out the rest of the group .... shall we.... " The fans go silent wondering what Lucas means .... ' Vicious Circle ' by DRI starts up as fans wonder who will come out next, when suddenly ..... Hardkore Kid, Wildthing & Post make way to the ring, they step in and start shaking hands with the original DRI members. Fans are booing and a small cheering section is growing by the second,
when .....The lights go out. Small bursts of flame shoot up in two rows
along the ramp way. Aeon can be seen coming out through the gloom. He
raises his arms and the flames shoot to around head height. The lights
return and Aeon .... Fans are furious seen 8 people in the ring, which means DRI out numbers EOD, 2 to 1 ! Lucas - " OK, so now that all of DRI are in the ring, lets bring out the Lumberjacks ..... " One by One each wrestler on the SXW roster makes their way to ringside and stand around it, all now wait for EOD, for the four EOD members to enter the arena. The arena goes dark . Then a jagged line cuts the X-Tremetron picture
into two equal pieces . On one side there is a narrow slit eye which
is blue and the other there is a fiery wide eye which is red . Then
a blue pillar of flame erupts then an orange pillar of flame explodes
opposite it and the Elements appear between them The four stand on the entrance ramp, united and Bull speaks to Myphis . Bull - " Myphis, I should have known you'd have some bullshit trick up your sleeve, but one thing you did not count on ...... EOD is still going to kick all those Rotten Imbeciles ass all over this arena ..... " As the four men all charge the ring and slide in, Lucas & Nickel scamper to get out of the ring, then for every 1 Element, 2 Rotten's attack them ! |
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* * * The Bell Rings * * * The action in the ring was to much to keep both eyes on. Havoc man handles Wildthing & Post, Bull also man handles Hex by making him the first to get tossed out of the ring, the lumberjacks put the beat down on Hex. Styles - " Well one is out, but will he get back in ! " Piranha and Silver Banshee are locked in combat, Aeon & Havoc equal each other out, Billy K. Bonk and Hardkore Kid continue their feud for the second time tonight & this leaves CoolmanP, who scoops Piranha out of the ring, the lumberjack start to beat on him as well as Hex. Havoc & Aeon switch up... Havoc helps Bull toss out Plague, now both Head Hunters fight lumberjacks and try to get back in the ring, with no luck. Billy K. Bonk & HKK end up taking each other out of the ring, they still fight each other while lumberjacks pound on their backs. Wildthing gets onto the top rope and nails Havoc with his Wildthingedge- Top Rope 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter version), and then CoolmanP kicks Havoc until Havoc rolls out of the ring and right into a pack of angry lumberjacks, but no Over Fiend who is still in back with EMT's. After a few minutes of chaos, all stable members are back in the ring. Styles - " Right back where we started from ! " After some more getting no where fist fighting, Silver Banshee springs a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) on Billy K. Bonk, whipping him out of the ring. Across from her Piranha takes Wildthing out of the ring after a Bloody Water- Inverted Face Lock Front Suplex . The lumberjacks work over Billy K. Bonk & Wildthing while the ring clears out even more. Hex nails Havoc with his Jaws of Undeath- Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Takedown (Hurricanrana) , used mostly to flip opponents out of the ring and over or onto objects or off the Top Rope and at the same time Plague hits Havoc with a Double Leg Missile Drop-kick and they get the big man out of the ring. Aeon is now fighting Raging Bull, leaving Piranha against the rest, he is totally out powered and tossed out of the ring. Just when Raging Bull is by himself in the ring, last man on his team and with seven DRI members in the ring, he is screwed .... but suddenly from outside the ring, Whitesnake starts to fight the other lumberjacks, and soon he rolls into the ring. Whitesnake peels HKK & Post off first, tossing both out of the ring, then Whitesnake Belly to Back Suplex's CoolmanP and he is out of the ring, this allows Raging Bull to toss out Plague & Hex. Lucas - " What does that savage think he is doing, he's screwing this all up ! " Soon Raging Bull & Whitesnake have cleared the ring, all save for Aeon, they close in on him .... but then ... Theo Blitz enters the ring with a steel chair, knocking Whitesnake on the back of his head with the chair, this causes Whitesnake to lose it and he goes after Blitz, getting him cornered outside the ring, Whitesnake raises his claws as if to rip Theo's heart right out( Not like Cyric, this would kill a human for sure.), that is when Piranha's mentor puts his hands on Whitesnakes temples and magically soothes the savage beast, Blitz escapes over the crowd barrier. In the ring it is Aeon & Raging Bull, locked up and both end up spilling out of the ring to the lumberjacks. Styles - " Folks we do not have a winner yet, the ring is now 100% empty ! " Outside the ring, all hell is breaking loose, fans toss trash everywhere, fights start in the stands, wrestlers spill out into the crowd, fans get knocked out by random punches that miss their targets. Suddenly at the same time, Hardkore Kid & Billy K. Bonk slide into the ring, the referee's say that was to close to call, now each stable has one man in the ring, the same two who started this show, they lock up and it's Hardkore Kid with his Koriner- 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Stunner) and then he lifts Billy K. Bonk up, stands him against the ropes and with his Kore Kick- Flying Crane Kick knocks Billy K. Bonk out of the ring and wins this stable knocker for his team ! Lucas - " Yes !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * The scene continues in utter chaos as HKK stands alone in the ring, he raises his hands and the action ..... |
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....... was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter
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BKB & HKK started this card and end the card, but when will their
fued end, when one is dead ?!
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Trax showed us all what he is about by killing Deaken Knight. Lugg did
the same with help from Theo Blitz, to defeat Whitesnake !
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Havoc nearly does in Over Fiend, Aeon is the new Hard-core Champion and
Dark Wind is getting more evil by the second as Darkness champ !
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DRI is now an eight person stable and looking for more dead meat, EOD
takes a loss, but will grow stronger as well in the next few weeks !
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.....Join us in three days for FRIDAY NIGHT FURY !!!!!
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Exclusive Footage |
...............
NIGHT 
Tely - "
Hello SXW fans and welcome back to another action packed card, from
our 1st match to our much anticipated main event, this one has it all
! " 
Lucas -
" Well not all for a change, only 1/3 of the roster is on card
tonight ! "
Noh
Cheating sits at ring side taking notes on all illegal actions made
by wrestlers, he has allot of work cut out for him aye !
-
Luke Cage
- Ernie Chang
- Larry Segal
Theo Blitz comes down from the rafters on a harness, while Bianca wearing
leather pants and a see through top comes down the ramp.They get in
the ring and Theo gives Bianca a kiss, he then takes off the 'Destroyer
of Perfection' shirt ! 
- Phillip Doober
with Angel 
....
with Nickel ....
.... calmly
walk to the ring. 
and
