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results 02/16/2001
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Friday Night Fury
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FNF PART 2
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OPPONENTS
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TYPE OF MATCH
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TITLE
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STIPULATIONS
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The Elements vs. Ruff Ryder & Theo Blitz
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Standard Tag Team Match
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ICE vs. Mr. Fixit
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Standard Match
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Ghost Eagle & Lugg vs. Aeon & Over Fiend
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Standard Tag Team Match
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Billy K. Bonk vs. The Jackhammer
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Standard Title Match
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XC
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Tely - " Back from break and I wish I had a beer, I like BBB myself ! " Lucas - " BBB sux ! " Styles - " Next is another tag match, maybe a stable knocker the way our shows work, but it's EOD vs. TPT tag teams ! " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title tag team
match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " The arena goes dark . Then a jagged line cuts the titantron picture
into two equal pieces . On one side there is a narrow slit eye which
is blue and the other there is a fiery wide eye which is red . Then
a blue pillar of flame erupts then an orange pillar of flame explodes
opposite it and the Elements appear between them Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, weighing at just
over 500 pounds, they are ..... RAGING BULL & PIRANHA .... Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... "
Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the Destroyer of perfection .... .THEO BLITZ !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his tag team partner .... " ' American Bad Ass ' plays as Ruff Ryder Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring with Jennifer Hill ...... he is .... RUFF RYDER !!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Starting the match is Piranha & Ruff Ryder, these two fight for gold this Sunday .... after a brief lock up and then a Reverse Mat Slam by Piranha, Ruff finds himself already in the Razortooth- Elevated Crossed Arms Figure Four Leg Lock, but Theo Blitz runs in and kicks Piranha in the back, then he takes a Running Clothesline from a charging Raging Bull. All in the ring and it's a slobber knocker, then the girl start to
fight outside the ring, it's two against one ... In the ring, Bull is the last man standing, he then walks over the
top rope and leaps down, breaking up the babe brawl, when suddenly ... Mr. Fixit then dukes it out with Raging Bull who puts up one hell of a fight, matching the 8 footers power.... in the ring, Theo deals a Belly to Back Cradle Suplex to Piranha and referee dives for the count, but only two as Piranha slips out. Irish Whip off the ropes finds Piranha in a Skull Crusher- Belly to Belly 90 Degree Overhead (T-Bone) Suplex and then Theo tags in Ruff, they both lift Piranha into a Double Suplex. Outside the ring, Bull final falls when Mr. Fixit starts down a series
of Headbutt's then a DDT, but once Mr. Fixit stands up, he screams
in pain as Whitesnake rips his claws across Fixit's back. Meanwhile Whitesnake and Mr. Fixit have a fist melee that lands Snake in a Choke Slam onto a chair. In the ring, all the women are reaching in and the referee stops his count, going over to them, leaving Piranha hanging ... he would won, maybe, still ?! Outside the ring, all of EOD is down when suddenly ..... Like a nat bugging a human, the much smaller Zeebo is that much faster, but none of his attacks work, then Fixit takes a mighty swing and almost whips himself around as Zeebo completely dodges it with a Backflip. Piranha gets up and start to turn the referee back to ring action when Ruff Ryder springs to life, Under Leg Hook to Piranha and rolled into a pin for a three count that Piranha tries, but cannot break. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " .... and your winners via pinfall ...... "
Cheryl - " .... they are ..... THEO BLITZ & RUFF RYDER ....
THE PEOPLE'S TEAM !!!!! " After the match Piranha and Christina run and tend to the wounded EOD members, Mr. Fixit is walking away from his carnage and at the top of the ramp, goes and looks down on Defender who is now starting to move and been pointed down at by his opponent this Sunday, if he can heal in time !? In the ring The People's Team celebrate their victory in the ring with
the ladies, including Bambi, who is now attached to The Jackhammer it
seems, as all three men are embraced by the three ladies. They offer
Cheryl some but she says no thanks, but ... maybe another time. |
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Tely - " Damn, I cannot believe what we have just seen and next up is that very man who walked through the entire EOD by himself vs. ICE, the man who will face Raging Bull this Sunday for gold and Piranha was just pinned by his title challenger at Carnage, Ryder, could he do it again and be Submissionist supreme in SXW ?! " Lucas - " Been a submissionist match, a pinfall will not cut it, so that's totally a different story, same with Lugg & Ghost, team partners tonight, opponents at the PPV, two different stories ! " Tely - " Well, all of EOD is up and moving, even Defender, Zeebo was like the only one to kick any real ass in that rumble ! " Lucas - " I will tell you who else is going to kick some ass, Fixit again and he is going to put ICE down a notch for me ! " Styles - " Say, why did Fixit help TPT, you ask him too !? " Lucas - " ... Ah no .... guys, I think for some reason this thing with Defender & Fixit is personal, but Omega is clueless, so maybe Fixit is slightly threatened !? " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all SXW non
title onefall matches and will have a 15 minute time limit ! " The classic ' Western Showdown ' complete with harmonica and whistle
plays over the sound system as the arena goes silent and remains so
until Mr. Fixit appears from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, standing at 8 feet tall and weighing in at 600 pounds he is .... MISTER ... FIXIT !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his opponent .... " The lights dim as a ICE blue laser pans through the audience the the
laser appears at the entrance way where ICE makes his way out.......... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 360 lb and from the Jersey Shores....... He is ICE !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Mr.Fixit and ICE lock up, obviously Fixit winning the battle of strength as ICE is pushed into the turnbuckle. Mr. Fixit releases the hold before giving ICE a kick to the gut and a Jackknife Powerbomb. As he goes down for the cover, the X-Treme-a-Tron frizzles and EoD can be seen watching the match on the monitor.
Mr. Fixit is distracted by just seeing Defender and slowly gets to his feet. He points at the X-Treme-a-Tron before turning round. ICE is just recovering
but receives a Suplex into a Powerslam he goes for the cover
but the referee Fixit just stands back up. ICE then goes for an Underhook Powerbomb
but seconds after connection Fixit just stands up. ICE looks slightly
worried but the gutsy wrestler continues. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall ..... "
Cheryl - " ... he is ....... MR. FIXIT !!!!!!!!! " |
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Tely - " Wow, that was pretty quick, this has been a nice build up to Maximum Carnage, and folks it's about to get one better, as we see what should be an awesome tag match on the verge of OWC title madness ! " |
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S.X.W. ' Turmoil Expansion '
CARD GAME 210 different cards to power up your favorite S.X.W. wrestlers, as you and your friends go head to head in the S.X.W. card game, you can play singles matches to battle royal's, for ages 8 and up. Plus gold foil cards are randomly inserted into individual packs. 
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all SXW non
title tag matches for onefall and has a 20 minute time limit ! " ' Piece by Piece ' by Slayer begins to play as The Triad(Dawn, Amber,
and Caroline) all Walk out and down the ramp ... Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, weighing in at 350
pounds, he is the master of ... The Walls of Stone & Pain ..... Bells start ringing, as smoke appears around the entrance, ' Hell's
Bells ' starts playing, as a strange figure walks out of the entrance
way, he has by his side, a girl ... Cheryl - " Now in the ring with his managers, Trix & Cheyenne, from places best left unknown, he is ..... TRAX !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and their opponents, first he is the #1 contender for the SXW One World Championship title belt .... " 'Symphony of Destruction' by Mega death begins to play ... as Lugg-Nutt
comes out from behind the curtain, and Pyro's explode, once the smoke
cloud appears, Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 301 pounds .... he is .... LUGG !!!!! " Cheryl - " ... and his tag team partner and the current SXW One World Champion ...... " A clap of thunder leads to the opening notes of " Desert Rose ".A loud
Indian war-cry is heard, as Ghost Eagle emerges from behind the curtain. Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he is the warrior incarnate ....GHOST EAGLE !!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Ghost Eagle totally lets Lugg start as he wants either opponent, Fiend & Trax are less so on the same page, then both take a Double Clothesline from Lugg, who stomps Fiend out of the ring, making Trax the legal starter. Lugg stomps more then lifts Trax into a powerful Dropping Face Slam and then into a Powerslam, but when Lugg tries a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep , Trax counters and nails a DDT . Trax lifts Lugg into a Stretch (Pump Handle) Slam then tags in Over Fiend, double team with a held Boot to the Face, then Fiend lifts Lugg into a Belly to Belly Suplex then a Fisherman's Suplex into A pin , but near three and Lugg flips out. Lugg then dives to tag in Ghost Eagle. Ghost Eagle is on fire as he has faced hordes of warriors recently and takes Fiend to the old school, into the corner and then pummels up onto the ropes, then a Super Great Spirits-Underhook Piledriver and cover, but near the wrong corner and Trax is able to break it, then Lugg charges in and pummels Trax out over the top ropes, then Lugg is shouting to Cheyenne who is totally ignoring him. Back in the ring, Fiend sneaks in a Low Blow and then lifts the champ up into a Overhead Release Belly to Back Waistelock (German) Suplex Fiend then walks right over to Ghost Eagle and scores another Overhead Release Belly to Back Waistelock (German) Suplex , then the referee is back on the job and Fiend scores his Fisherman's Suplex into A pin and covers for ... two. ... Ghost Eagle incredibly twists out at the last nano-second. Fiend is then suckered into a 3/4 Front Face Bulldog, both men down for almost ten when Eagle gets up first, then Fiend who is taken into the Tomahawk-Opponent in side headlock.Ghost Eagle runs to a corner with opponent, jumps up, plants his feet, and lands a Super Swinging DDT, Ghost Eagle then dives to tag in Lugg. Lugg is in and charges after Fiend, nailing boot to the rib and then a Cobra Clutch Neck Breaker and a 360 Degree Flip Drop Kick into a weak cover which Fiend breaks before three. Lugg lets Fiend get up for a Nutt-Clutch- Cobra Clutch into a Reverse Russian Leg Sweep into a Cradle, but Trax dives in to break the count. Ghost Eagle goes in, but the referee is pushing him away, not Trax, who takes a free shot at Lugg, then once again, referee back on the job to see Fiend tag in Trax, then Double Irish Whip Lugg over into his corner. Lugg then does not tag in, but Spears Trax and then pummels him with a fury of fists. Trax is then victim to a Beheading- Opponent in a high bear hug, then falls back, dropping the opponents neck across the top rope and Lugg then darts at Fiend, with an Elbow to knock him off the ring, so he can clean cover Trax after his Bombs Away- Reverse Bulldog to win this one for him and his OWC, PPV gold holding opponent. * * * The Bell Rings * * *
Cheryl - " .... and your winners via pinfall .... "
Cheryl - " ..... they are .... LUGG & GHOST EAGLE !!!!!! " After the match, Ghost Eagle enters the ring to nail Fiend out of the ring, again. Then he and Lugg celebrate for a few moments, Trax is then up and takes a Double Super Kick, going over the ropes and to the floor. Ghost Eagle then says something to Lugg and they both slide out, one on each side of Cheyenne & Trix ! Trix is scared, but moved aside as Lugg holds Cheyenne and Ghost Eagle reaches into his Shaman Pouch, pulling out another smaller sack and a talisman that seems longer then the pouch is ?! Anywise, Ghost Eagle then dusts Cheyenne's head and face, while the talisman is in-between, and it sparks with each particle of dust that nicks it. Then a eerie mist is seen spewing from Cheyenne's eye sockets and her dark green eyes turn brown again. She is then let go. Fiend is whipped by The Triad as they leave & Trax is angry as he can only watch, then Cheyenne is if out of a long trance, hugs Lugg, he is shocked but embraces her back. Ghost Eagle with his strap then explains how he de-brain washed her with his magic and why .... Ghost Eagle - " ... After all, she is my mothers sister .... " |
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Lucas - " Ohhh, isn't that touching, pew, makes me sick and when is Ghost Eagle gonna fucking die already ?! " Styles - " Hey boss, he is the SXW One World Champ at least for 2 more days !? " Tely - " Wow, I liked that match, and finding out the bloodlines in SXW do not stop with Defender and his departed sister Alpha ! " Lucas -" Folks after these commercials check out the main title event, one more EOD vs. TPT match before the SXW: Maximum Carnage PPV, stay tuned, yeah hear ! ?" |
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Tely - " For crying out loud, replace for our 2nd 2001 and PPV by Beavis and Butthead ! " Lucas - " Sorry guys, trying to fill the seats and you two sure don't cut it, I however will have a match that night for my Darkness title belt ! " Styles - " Folks, we are almost out of here as Tely & Myself have a day off, way things are going, we could use one ! " Tely - " X-Treme title match and as we said earlier, last EOD vs. TPT brawl of the night, we'll see if it stays one on one !? " |
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Cheryl - " The following match is the standard for all onefall SXW
title matches and is for the SXW X-Treme Island Championship Title strap
and will have no time limit ! " ' Hotdog ' by Limp Bizkit cracks the arena PA's as Jackhammer makes
his way to the ring. Cheryl - " Making his way down the ramp now is the 226 lbs monster ..... he is ... .THE JACKHAMMER !!! " Cheryl - " .. and his opponent .. he is the current SXW X-Treme Island Champion .... " 'Get Ready For The Launch' plays as Billy K. Bonk comes out from backstage
as his image highlights the X-tremetron video screen. Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, prepare for Sexual Velocity with ... BILLY K. BONK !!!!!!! " * * * The Bell Rings * * * Jackhammer is giving his t-shirt to one of the ring attendants, when
Billy K sneaks up on him, and taps him on the shoulder. '' American Bad Ass ' plays as Ruff Ryder
Cheryl - " Your winner, via disqualification...... "
Cheryl - " .... he is ...... THE JACKHAMMER ..... |
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....... the scene was then cut off and the camera went to Cheryl Hunter
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the Stage is Set' report .......
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 NOW THE STAGE IS SET.. |
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Lugg & Ghost do it as a team, when next they enter the ring, it will
be for the only gold that matters, this Sunday, PPV main event !
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EOD and TPT start into a feud with a fury, going into several matches,
they brawl all around the arena, and Fixit aids in fighting EoD !
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The Bar Room Brawl is a *hick* enjoyable beverage that is smooth and breaks
like glass when done slamming it !
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The Rank will have drastic shifts again as losers become winners and mighty
champions fall to a new breed in a new era !
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.....Join us this SUNDAY FOR MAXIMUM CARNAGE !!!!!!
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Exclusive Footage In the secret office of the SXW mystery own3r he sits, ever watching his federation as it continues to pull rabbits out of it's hat and over come all odds in the ratings. He speaks out loud as the show ends. Own3r - " The Elements are head long in combat with The People's Team, this Ruff Ryder reminds me of my old friend, Swinging Steve ! " Own3r - " The old DRI vs. EOD is also revisited as Whitesnake defeats Plague, and this Trax battles my old friend Lugg, and is defeated every time, but of course, Lugg is the best at what he does ! " Own3r - " Beast, the Crusher seems to impress, I also think he is hiding something, much like myself ?! " Own3r - " This Sunday all hell will break loose, and I will sit in silence, watching it all unfold, who will hold gold by the end is anybody's guess, but will they all be alive to witness the spoils or die before they can become the envy of millions ?! " ELSEWHERE Far off in a Californian hospital, two days after surgery, and barely
alive, on life support and in coma, with no sign of ever coming out
of it and if he does, Josh will suffer from severe brain damage ...
the man was formerly XWF World champion .... Mentally Insane. |
- Larry Segal
Theo Blitz comes down from the rafters on a harness, while Bianca wearing
leather pants and a see through top .... 
... comes down the ramp.They get in the ring and Theo gives Bianca a
kiss, he then takes off the 'Destroyer of Perfection' shirt ! 
rides out on a stars and stripes harley with his manager, Jennifer Hill
on back.
when
suddenly ... 
.. Bambi,
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Bonk & Defender ... 
... Zeebo leaps out in a fury melee of kicks to Mr. Fixit !
- Ernie Chang
