results 02/16/2001
Friday Night Fury
filmed live at the S.X.W. " Super Dome " located on X-Treme Island !
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OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
Dark Wind vs. Jack Cusack
Standard Match
none
none
Plague vs. Whitesnake
Standard Match
none
none
The Trinity vs. The Titans
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
Shain 'KraZee' Nelles vs.
Beast, the Crusher
Hard-core Match
none
none
The Glacier vs. Chris le Sponduluex
Bar Room Brawl
none
none
OPPONENTS
TYPE OF MATCH
TITLE
STIPULATIONS
The Elements vs. Ruff Ryder & Theo Blitz
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
ICE vs. Mr. Fixit
Standard Match
none
none
Ghost Eagle & Lugg vs. Aeon & Over Fiend
Standard Tag Team Match
none
none
Billy K. Bonk vs. The Jackhammer
Standard Title Match
XC
none

" KRYPTONITE " BY THREE DOORS DOWN & S.X.W. PROMO VIDEO START TO PLAY
............... ...............





FRIDAY
NIGHT
FURY




..... THE CAMERA PANS THROUGH THE CROWD, THE 34,008 FANS ALL ON THEIR FEET AS THE SHOW
IS ABOUT TO BEGIN !!!!!!!

THE X-TREME GIRLZ ARE IN THE RING DANCING AS THE PYRO'S FINISH OFF AND THE LIGHTS BRIGHTEN THE ARENA, SIGNS READ AS ' A JACKAL ATE MY BABY ', ' RUFF ENOUGH FOR YOU' , ' I PASSED, DARK WIND ! ' , ' ERIC OWNS ' , ' GHOST EAGLE OWC ' , ' I'M TOO HEXY ' , ' LEGION IS DEAD ! LONG LIVE LEGIONNAIRE ' , THE ANNOUNCERS STAND BY ......

PROMO: INFERNO: AEON'S NEW TEAM

In an unknown location on X-Treme Island is a shack, the lair of Aeon, however Jack Nickel prefers life in a condo.

... as Aeon sits, from the sky three women land outside the shack and then walk into the wooden hut, and stand before Aeon ... they are ... The SISTERS FROM HELL ...

Angel the manager ...

The green skinned and super strong sister to the spiked and deadly Carnage.

... they speak to Aeon, who has yet to move ...

Carnage - " We have watched you since first we broke free from hell ... and now the tides of chaos draw us together, we seek your leadership against the mortal humans and in the INFERNO ! "

Suddenly from behind them, in the doorway is the real Aeon ....

Aeon - " ... I'm game for that ladies ... all you needed to do was ask .... "

They all look back at the sitting Aeon, who is gone, an illusion !

Angel - " Ahhh an illusion, can you sense them, we cannot ?! "

Aeon - " I have before, I know your spell, the living illusion, she is a masterpiece and so far has fooled everybody, even me for a bit ! "

Despair - " You are obviously a worthy leader, otherwise we would not be here, then let us unite as .... "

Aeon - " ..... as ..... THE FALLEN ONES !!!!!!! "

Aeon - " So, you ladies have maybe ... a huge luxury castle or maybe a underground lair for your base of operations ?! "

Carnage - " ... what is ... a base ?! "

Styles - " Hello folks and welcome back to SXW, on another Friday Night Fury, just two days after Valentine's Day Massacre and 2 days away from SXW, Maximum Carnage ! "

Tely - " Good to have you back also Styles, you missed a hell of a card on Wednesday, but tonight should be equal in
X-citement ! "

Lucas - " Yes, yes folks I am still the SXW Darkness Champion, and you'll see me go toe to toe with Wildthing at Carnage ! "

Tely - " He is gonna tear you apart, unless Mr. Fixit drops on by ! "

Lucas - " I said it would be a clean match and I mean it, but tonight, I may be lenient again, let the stars push each other around and such, we'll see as things go into the night ! "

DARK WIND vs. JACK CUSACK

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Luke Cage, match announcer - - Cheryl Hunter

' Something's got to Give ' by Soulwax plays as Jack Cusack makes his way to the ring !


Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, from Minnesota, he is ...... JACK CUSACK !!!!!!!! "

Cheryl - " ... and his opponent .... "

The ring is suddenly plunged into total darkness, even though the arena lights are still on. The darkness breaks up and dissolves like a cloud of smoke, revealing Dark Wind standing in the center of the ring !


Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, standing at 5'11" and weighing in at 207 pounds, he is ... DARK WIND !!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Jack Cusack is trying to avoid Dark Wind's attacks, but soon his Flying Kicks catch him and Cusack drops from a Spinning Heel Kick to the side of the face. Dark Wind then hooks a Off the Rope Swinging DDT and covers Cusack, but he is a bit to kick out before three.

During a Shadow Strike- Spinning Roundhouse Kick to the throat from Dark Wind, Cusack ducks and scores a Low Blow while Dark Wind is airborne.

Dark Wind is blasted with a Flying Lariat and then a Fisherman Suplex which he breaks out of before a three count is made. Dark Wind is then lifted back up and plays possum into a Inverted Indian Deathlock, which he turns into a Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip and now has Cusack on his knees in pain.

Cusack is somehow able to resist the Touch of Darkness- Tongan Death Grip, and starts to stand, but then suddenly, Dark Wind nails his Fist of Evil- Dark chi strike to opponent's chest, causes knockout and temporary paralysis and Cusack then falls flat to the mat, on his back, Dark Wind makes a one leg posing cover for three to win the match.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is .......... DARK WIND !!!!!!! "
( 6:45 minutes )

PLAGUE vs. WHITESNAKE

Standard Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Larry Segal

A lone wolf starts howling, before the first few bars of "Stairway to Heaven" scream through the speakers.The fans are on their feet, booing their heads off, as Whitesnake jumps from the scaffolding high above the arena, and lands hard in front of the Xtreme-a-tron, slightly bending the metal.

He walks to the ring, a look of evil on his face, pausing every couple of feet to stare down a fan, finally, he enters the ring, where he lifts his head back, and lets out a howl that makes the hair on the back of everyone's neck stands up.He removes his long leather trench coat, and prepares for battle. The as if in secret, Zeebo is seen sitting at ring side after bouncing over the crowd barrier.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from places unknown, he is .... WHITESNAKE !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " .... and his opponent ..... "

A car is heard crashing, and the fans start to boo."Suicide" starts playing, green and orange pyro's go off in the entrance way.
Plague jumps off the Xtreme-a-tron, does a perfect 360, and lands on his feet.

He walks to the ring, grabs the ring ropes, and flips up into the ring.

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, he was denied afterlife in heaven so he is making earth hell, the infected, the crazed
... he is ... PLAGUE !!!!!!!!!! "

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Plague is quick with the foot work, and Whitesnake takes every kick, but is not fazed, then he turns with a mighty Clothesline that levels Plague. Whitesnake then lifts Plague into a Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep and then tries a Leg Drop, but Plague rolls to avoid it.

Plague locks on his Edge of the Blade- Armbar and Arm Scissors(Rings of Saturn) but Whitesnake rises too his feet while breaking out as he hammers on Plague.

Whitensnake with an Irish Whip sends Plague back to him off the ropes and into a Bulldog Lariat and cover, but Plague gets his shoulder up at the last moment.

Plague uses fist shots to try and break free from Whitesnakes grip, but nothing works until a Mule Kick Low Blow and then a Reverse Side Russian Leg Sweep followed by a Springboard Moonsault Body Press(Asai Moonsault) but Whitesnake pushes right out.

Plague is back at him with a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana) and then tries a Guillotine Leg Drop , but Whitesnake gets up and catches Plague in mid-air and slams him with a Snake Bite- Underhook Powerbomb (Tiger Driver), then suddenly ... Fury Swipes- Lights in the arena disappear, when they return, a heavily breathing Whitesnake stands over a totally knocked out opponent.

In this case, Plague is still awake, but his chest has been ripped open by Whitesnakes claws, almost like razors, nice and clean, nearly 1/2 an inch deep and Plague is then hit with a Hanging Guillotine Leg Drop and covered in a leg hook pin allowing Whitesnake to win by pinfall.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " .... and your winner via pinfall ....... "

 

Cheryl - " ..... he is ....... WHITESNAKE !!!!!!! "
( 6:30 minutes )

After the match, Zeebo enters the ring, clearly upset that Whitesnake tore into Plague, even if he is quasi-undead, but still has to work a bit of his zen powers on Whitesnake to calm him down, seems even with the chest ripping move, he has gained some control over his rages, without Zeebo having to help.

Tely - " Wow folks, two great matches, Dark Wind is back after a short break and Whitesnake moves up in the ranks, from last place leaving it far behind him as his rages seem more controlled ! "

RAGING BULL
Hyaline LIGHT

Description - Raging Bull's personal icon shaped to perfection in Hyaline light tubes with dry ice for flaming nostrils!

THE TRINITY
vs. THE TITANS

Standard Tag Team Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a standard non title tag team match and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Noh Cheating

The lights go out in the arena and two people walk down the ramp.
Frost & Sleet
The both raise their ands in the air and the rings catches on fire and The Trinity is in the middle in the ring.
Behind them is Lita and Trish.

Cheryl - " ... and their opponents .... "

' Powerful Horns & Thundering Drums' begins to play as ....
Green Death & Crimson Scourge
....enter the arena and have April Knight on their shoulders. The Titans set her down and she walks behind her goliaths as they charge into the ring. Then Over Fiend is seen walking behind April, been lead by a chain and the Triad.

Cheryl - " Now making their way to the ring, with Over Fiend & their manager April Knight, they are the thunder & the lightning ... THE TITANS !!!!! "

Before he bell rings, Noh Cheating is trying to get April Knight & Over Fiend too leave ringside, but they refuse, saying they have every right to be there, but then Frost & Sleet are talking and think they have a solution, then Lucas Myphis is brought to the ring, he agrees and then a staff gopher runs backstage, a few moments later, Lucas is seated again, nobody else has left ring side and when .....

Cheryl - " .. ladies & gentlemen, by order of Lucas Myphis this match will be a stable knocker, four vs. four, one fall tag style match, with a 20 minute time limit, featuring, the Reavers vs. The Hand ......

The sound of Drums and then gongs echo the arena as The Masked Ronin hits the arena, and then escorts Ahala out from backstage as they make their way to the ring.

Cheryl - " ... now making their way to the ring ... AHALA & THE MASKED RONIN .... THE GUARDIANS !!!!!!!!!! "

THE HAND
vs.

Standard Tag Team Match
15 minute time limit

THE REAVERS

Standard Tag Team Match
15 minute time limit

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Starting the match out is Ahala & April Knight, the two women lock it up and it's pretty even, but then Ahala locks in a Headlock and then a Bulldog. April Knight kicks out of the pin, she is then able to fight her way to a tag and Over Fiend is in.

Ahala does a Flying Spinning Heel Kick that barely fazes Fiend, and he then catches her next kick and pushes her into the corner and is then lifted into a Overhead Powerbomb Turnbuckle Slam and Ahala lands near her corner, she tags in Frost.

Frost darts right at Over Fiend with a Spinning Heel Kick and then a Flying Somersault DDT, but Fiend reverses in mid move and plants Frost with a Gut Wrench Suplex and then Fiend tags in Green Death, able to hold Frost open for Green Death to punch in the ribs, then Fiend exits.

Green Death whips Frost into the ropes, but on the rebound Frost hooks a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors (Hurricarana) and Green Death gets right up and walks into a Spinning Heel Kick but still standing and finally Frost hooks a Russian Leg Sweep into a Small Package , but near three, Green Death kicks out.

Frost tags in Sleet and they score a Camel Clutch and Baseball Slide Kick to the Face, and then Sleet tries a quick cover, but no good. Sleet then tries a Suplex into a Powerslam ( Jackhammer ) but cannot lift Green Death, so then Sleet nails a Thrust Kick ( Super Kick ) that pushes him back into his corner where Over Fiend tags back in.

Over Fiend nails a Double Leg Tackle Takedown(Spear) and then a Overhead Release Belly to Back Waistelock (German) Suplex but as he lifts Sleet up into a Force of One- Running Powerbomb, he manages to flip out and land on his feet using his martial arts background.

Sleet nails a Spinning Heel Kick and then a Handspring Clothesline and tags in The Masked Ronin, together they lift Fiend up into a Double Suplex and then Ronin tries a cover, but doesn't get three.

The Masked Ronin nails a Rolling Koppou Kick and then tries a Belly to Back Suplex , but Fiend Reverse Elbows out and then lifts The Masked Ronin up into a Belly to Belly Suplex and then a Fisherman's Suplex into A pin , but near three and Sleet is in to break it up, then Crimson Scourge, then Ahala, then Green Death, then Frost, then April and it's peer six brawl time.

Used think referee Noh Cheating was having a heart attack as he tried to get some order, then soon both Titans are pushed out of the ring, then Sleet is flung out, then April and that leaves just Over Fiend who takes a Triple Drop Kick from Frost, TMR & Ahala, finally order is back and Ahala is the legal tag in vs. Over Fiend.

Fans cheer as Ahala is powerful enough to equal Over Fiend's strength, but soon he twists into a Pump Handle Slam but Ahala drops out and pushes him into the ropes and back into The Annihilator- Twisting bulldog but he still pushes out of the pin.

Over Fiend is able to fight back and get a tag, Crimson Scourge is in and fresh, taking Ahala down with a Big Boot and then a Gorilla Press Slam, but as he lifts her into a Burn in Hell- Face First Airplane Spin Toss, Ahala twists out in mid air and locks a Amazon Suplex- Belly to Back Cross Face Chickenwing Suplex, while Noh Cheating is counting ..

One .... Green Death runs in, but Frost Spears him to the side

Two .... Over Fiend almost in but The Masked Ronin nails him with a bump off the ring.

Three ... as Sleet leaps over them and Flying Head Scissors Takedown on April Knight !

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " .... and your winners via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " .... they are ....... THE HAND !!!!!!!!!! "
( 11:40 minutes )

After the match, The Hand, equaling Sleet, Frost, Ahala & Masked Ronin do a four corner in ring celebration to the hordes of cheering fans while the Triad & April, slap the Goliaths on the way out of the ring.

Tely - " Well folks, a new stable is born in SXW and they star with a win ..... rumors are flying around that another stable will be born by next Turmoil ! "

Lucas - " Bah rumors and Bah to The Hand, lets move on here to what should be another great hard-core match, with both Nelles & Beast, the Crusher ! "

SHAIN 'KRAZEE' NELLES
vs. BEAST, THE CRUSHER

Hard-core Match
15 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is a no holds barred SXW hard-core battle and will have a 15 minute time limit ! "
referee - - Ernie Chang

' More Human Than Human ' blares over the speakers as flames erupt around the entrance and down the ramp. Beast thunders towards the ring, growling and gnashing his teeth. Climbing to the apron, he begins to howl and shake the ring ropes violently.

Cheryl - " Now making his way to the ring, he weighs in at 480 pounds ..... he is .......
BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!! "

Cheryl - " .. and his opponent .... "

Shain 'Krazee 'Nelles walks down to the ring using crutches and is helped by Tifa to and in the ring, it seems his ankle is broken ?!

Cheryl - " Now in the ring, from Crystal City and quite insane he is ..... SHAIN ' KRAZEEEEEEE ' NELLES !!!!!! "

Beast stands with Bash&Smash painted chair in his hand, while Nelles stands on his leg leg, right one up and in a cast, fans are booing, Lucas is confused and Tifa start to explain over the microphone ....

Tifa - " Over the Valentine's Holiday, poor Shain wa..... "

As Crusher is distracted for a mere moment, Nelles is on both feet and uses one crutch to crack it across the top of Crusher's skull, the crutch shatters into pieces and Beast lets out a moan ....

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

Tifa & Cheryl bolt from the ring as Crusher retaliates using a Bell Clap and then The Beast - Gut Wrench Back Breaker right away, then Crusher begins to tear at the leg cast, ripping it to pieces and right off Shain's ankle.

Crusher uses the cast to slam over Nelles's head and then he lifts him into a Suplex into a Powerslam(Jackhammer) and then walks to pick up his painted chair.

As Crusher returns to Nelles, and swings the painted chair at him, Nelles lifts his other crutch up and uses the bottom to block the chair, stopping it. Nelles then rolls Beast into a Double Leg Trip Takedown and then tries to apply his The Originater- Crossface Hold(Crippler Crossface) but Crusher breaks.

While Crusher stands up, Nelles grabs Bash&Smash and then uses it on Crusher, via a nasty full on head shot, Crusher is dazed and falls into a corner, then Shain ditches the chair and pulls Crusher into The Fly- Leg Face Driver(Fameasser) and goes for the cover, but Beast, the Crusher manages to kick out before three.

Crusher starts to stand and Nelles picks up Bash&Smash again, but this time Crusher catches in mid swing and then wins the power struggle, bringing it right back down on Nelles head, then Crusher lifts him into a Powerslam over the ropes and out of the ring.

Crusher grabs his chair and heads out to get Nelles, who has Tifa holding him, she then warns him of Crusher and during the swing, Nelles ducks and Beast chair shots the steel ring post, Nelles follows with a Kick to the nuts and then a DDT into the steel ring stairs, cutting open Crushers forehead.

Crusher then blocks a a few punches to score his Running Bell Clap that stuns Nelles long enough for Crusher to roll him back into the ring, Crusher then goes after him and is taken into the 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter) but while in mid move, Crusher reverse into an Atomic Drop that pops Shain down into a corner.

Crusher picks up the crutch and Nelles begins to stand, then Crusher goes in for a shot with it but takes a Kick to the nut, then a few fist shots and into the 3/4 Face Lock Bulldog(Diamond Cutter) this time putting him down.

Both men down and soon Crusher is in the corner and this time Nelles stands up with the crutch, he goes to break it over Crusher head one more time, but he drops down, the crutch spits in two over the turn buckle, but then Nelles is off balance in his stunned state and still falls into Crusher, with the broken ends of the crutch, Beast does not move in time to avoid .... been impaled !

Shain Nelles steps back as he is a bit freaked out, then everybody sees the crutch sticking into Crushers stomach, then amazingly he starts to stand up, looking down at the x-treme injury and then he reaches down and pulls the broken ends of the crutch out of his belly, then starts to chuckle as Nelles is in shock ...

... but not for long as he tries a Leaping Crank Kick that Crusher catches him during and drops with him into a Suplex into a Powerslam(Jackhammer) and cover for three while totally bleeding, but still wins the match.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner via pinfall ..... "

 

Cheryl - " ... he is .... BEAST, THE CRUSHER !!!!!!! "
( 9:05 minutes )

After the match, Nelles & Tifa are still at ringside as Crusher celebrates for a moment and then leaves the arena under his own power, his forehead injury has stopped bleeding, but his stomach still seems to be bleeding, but he takes no help from EMT's.

Outside in the interview area, where wrestlers meet fans and cut promo's is none other then CoolmanP, the SXW Hard-core Champion ...
... as CP cuts his world class promo, he then raises an eyebrow as he sees his old teammates walking towards him ....


... CoolmanP takes a look down at his hard-core title, remembers something about 24/7 and in all of one second he starts to run for the hills ...

... all of the DRI start to run after him, save for Silver Banshee, who has learned how to use her sonic powers to fly, as she starts to scream and takes off into the air like a missile, then passes her stable mates and zooms right at CoolmanP, totally catching up to him, no matter how fast he sprints ...

... Then Silver Banshee scoops him up and carries him another 100 feet, then she drops him and lands, scoring a Flying leg Drop and covers him, luckily Kelly O'Delly is near by and drops to make the count.

referee - " ..... one .... "

 

referee - " ..... two .... "

 

referee - " ..... th .... "

CoolmanP kicks out, then as he is lifted he nails a jab and a People's Super Kick to Banshee knocking her out cold and he grabs his title and starts to run again, the DRI just catch up to where Banshee is now and way to far away yet, to catch the very fast.... COOLMANP, still SXW Hard-core Champion !

S.X.W. ' Action Figures '
NEW ERA SET ONE


The Deadly Piranha - Ghost Eagle - Lugg -
Dark Cyric - Fire & Over Fiend !

Styles - " Folks in our last match, blood was spilt and it was Crushers, but will he be OK to fight CoolmanP in just 2 days at Maximum Carnage ?! "

Lucas - " I may need to get him a replacement, word in back says he already left the building ! "

Tely - " Also during the break and our SXW blood control staff was working hard to sanitize the ring, we catch some interesting bit of footage, take a look .... "

SXW blood clean up staff are on the ring, cleaning and sanitizing when camera's pick up on one specific crew member, who has long brown hair tucked under his hat, staff shirt and is just like on of the other blood handlers, only he's also .... THE JACKAL !

... for some reason he is helping handle the blood of Beast, the Crusher as the crew finishes up and exits. Nobody noticed Jackal until after the task was done and video staff informed the announcers and writers.

Styles - " I was only gone one day, what has been happening to Jackal lately and around not just here, but in America too, strange things been reported across the country, Crusher has troubles with the law on some beserker rampage, and I hear people are taking about how ICE seems to have died twice already ?! This is getting weirder and weirder ! "

Lucas - " Here is something we all understand ... a bar room brawl and for those who don't, it's no hold barred and falls count anywhere in the bar, camera's are already on the scene at the X-Treme Pub located to the north east corner of the island. "

THE GLACIER vs.
CHRIS LE SPONDULUEX

Bar Room Brawl
20 minute time limit

Cheryl - " The following match is an exclusive SXW Bar Room Brawl with no holds barred and falls count anywhere in the bar with a 20 minute time limit, this match is viewed on the X-Treme-tron video screen for fans who are .. sober ! "
referee - - Noh Cheating

Glacier sits, waiting for Chris LeSponduluex.Several drunken SXW fans sit around, hollering and cheering, despite nothing really happening.

Glacier is downing Carlton Cold's like they were candy. As soon as he empties one can, he slams it down on the counter, crushing it, and immediately asks for another.When suddenly, the cheering increases, but not inside the bar, rather, outside on the parkinglot.


A camera cuts outside to find that Chris LeSpondulex has just pulled up to the bar, and is getting out of his car.As he does, he falls down, it seems that our Canadian friend has begun celebrating BEFORE the start of the match. He begins walking into the bar, singing a song in a drunken stupor as he walks

Chris - " O Ca *hick* nada!
Our home and naIVE land!
*HICK*
True patsy love in all thy commander like sons.
*HICK*
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!

*BUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRPPPPPP*"

As he sings the final lines, he walks into the bar, and lets out a monstrous burp.Glacier slowly turns around to look at him, and due to the fact that he too has had a few too many, points and begins laughing hysterically. Chris sits down in a chair next to him, and points at the barman

Chris - " Listen Glacier, don't laugh at me
Barman - " Uhm, I'm not Glacier

Chris - " SHUT UP, I know who Glacier is, your the one that big uhm yeah, HICK your Glacier, HICK I know it
Barman - " Your drunk man, Glacier's sitting next to you

Chris - " I'm not as think as you drunk I am, if that fat-ass was sitting next tome, I'd know it
Glacier - " Hey don't call me fat-ass yick-UP, at least I have actual friends, you penguins hang out with

Chris - " Oh yeah, you want to fight
Glacier - " Hmm, I am so confused as to what we are actually supposed to do know

Chris - " SHUT UP, fine, let's really see whose the better man, I bet I can drink more than you
Glacier - " Oh yeah, you beef-witted applejohn?

Chris - " Yeah you Aussie rogue
Glacier - " Yeah you Canadian pansy
Chris - " That's it, barman, get us the strongest booze you have

The barman gets a few bottles of tequila, vodka, and various other hard liquors.He gets two shot glasses, and puts the glasses infront of the already drunk Glacier and Chris. Chris takes a bottle, and begins filling it with the empty glass, too drunk to realize it though.He picks up the bottle, and jams it against his teeth, screaming in pain, Glacier begins laughing again.

Chris curses under his breath, opens the bottle, and begins downing the strong tequila, most of it however runs down his neck, and into his shirt.Glacier is downing shots like a mad-man, screaming AHH after each one.

Chris seems unimpressed, and grabs a bottle of vodka, and takes a lighter out of his pocket, and says watch this to Glacier.Glacier watches with no real interest, or maybe it's just the booze, as Chris takes a big swig of vodka, lights the lighter, and spits the vodka into it, causing a huge fireball to shoot forth.Chris stands up, very wobbly, and acts as if that was the coolest thing in the entire world.

Glacier does a mock clap, and then speaks

Glacier - " You call that a fireball, I've blown bigger one's out of my ass
Chris - " Like you could do better HICK
Glacier - " I could do better with one leg tied behind my back, yick-UP watch this

Glacier takes his own bottle of tequila, and grabs a lighter off of the counter, and blows his own fireball, bigger than Chris's. Next thing you know it, the two of them are locked in a fireball blowing contest, each one bigger than the last

Barman - " Guys, guys, it's bad enough you're drinking all my booze, don't destroy my bar

Too late, as Chris le Spobduluex inhales half the bottle, and blows it into the air, causing the pool table to catch fire.The barman is freaked, but Chris and Glacier only laugh, when suddenly, Chris takes the bottle, and smashes it over Glaciers head. Glacier screams in pain, the tiny shards of glass digging into his skull

Chris - " Call you me a pansy you do with that, HICK
Chris grabs one of the pool cue's, and begins beating Glacier with it, laughing as he does.
Chris - " Hey Glacier, rack em up, hahahaha

Chris is relentless in beating Glacier, but thankfully, the wood breaks, and glacier is saved, at least for a few seconds, before Chris drags him onto the still slightly burning pool table, and then uses a Piledriver to drive his head onto the hard, still burning surface.

The entire table breaks, and both men lie in a mess of pool table, but thankfully, the barman puts out the fire with a Fire extinguisher, possibly saving both Glacier and Chris from serious burns.

Lucas - " Great, not only do they drink half of our liquor supply, but they also just broke a pool table, and worst of all, my insurance is gonna go up, dammit, from now on, we only having pillow fights

Christ is the first to recover, and as he stands, he picks the Glacier up with him, puts him in a headlock, and drags him towards the jukebox.

Chris - " Hey Glacier, what music should I play HICK , perhaps your favorite band eh?Hey, doncha know, they happen to have it too, here we go Backstreet boys,...... a 8

He uses Glaciers head to press the button by smashing it against the cabinet.

Chris - " No, that's no good, how about some country, eh?Wouldn't that be good?

No, some blues, or rap, or r&b ... Each time Chris selects a new song title, he bashes Glacier's head against the buttons.Glacier seems out of it, but Chris isn't done.

Chris - " You know what, music sucks

With that, he smashes Glacier's head through the glass on the machine, busting him wide open.As Glacier falls to the floor, we see that he is a mess, Noh Cheating, the referee, looks on with disgust, shaking his head.

NOH - " Noh noah agree with a this
Chris - " Hey NOH
NOH - " Hmm....AHHHH

As NOH turns around, Chris bashes his skull in with a chair, laughing as NOH goes down, hard.

During this time, Glacier somehow miraculously manages to recover.He gets to his feet, and grabs a large barstool, and waits for Chris.Chris is holding his chair into the air like a champion, but he looks like a chump when he turns around, and is smashed in the face with the stool, sending him flying backwards, and over the bar.

Glacier jumps over the counter, and begins grabbing bottles, and smashing them over Chris's head, in some twisted version of whack-a-mole.The drunken fans are cheering like crazy, and NOH is still out of it. Glacier drags Chris onto the bar, and lands a (Evenflow)DDT, and then hits a super Samoan Drop falling off of the bar, and onto the hard floor.

Glacier seems intent on revenge, and lines up the rest of the bottle on the bar, making them look like bowling pins.He grabs Chris, and then slides him down the bar, and through the bottles, breaking all of them, and busting his forehead open.

Glacier - " all right yick-UP, I got a strike

Chris falls to the floor in a pool of his own blood.He seems totally knocked out, and Glacier ain't much to look at either. Glacier drags a poker table over near Chris, sets it up, and begins dragging Chris to his feet, punching him as he does, he picks Chris up, and slams him onto the poker table with The Chiller- Spine Buster

He climbs onto the table, and then drives the head of Chris through it with The Ice Tomb- Belly to Belly (Tombstone) Piledriver. He covers, but since NOH Cheating is still knocked out, none makes the count.Glacier goes over, and drags NOH to Chris, but, Chris has gotten back to his feet, somehow, someway.

Chris grabs a chair, and bashes it into the skull of Glacier.Chris quickly gets another poker table, and then jumps up, and onto Glaciers shoulders, attempting to slam him through the table with a Tilt-a-Whirl Head Scissors Take Down(Hurricanrana)

Chris is up, but Glacier holds on to Chris's pants, and slams him through the table with The Ice Age- Last Ride Powerbomb.By this time, NOH Cheating has finally recovered long enough to administer a fair three count and iceman wins.

* * * The Bell Rings * * *

 

 

Cheryl - " ... and your winner of the bar room brawl ...... "

 

 

Cheryl - " .... he is ....... THE GLACIER !!!!!!!! "
( 17:23 minutes )

Glacier gets to his feet, but instead of walking out of the bar, he sits back down on a stool, and screams at the barman

Glacier - " Get me another beer

The crowd laughs, as Lucas Myphis only shakes his head


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